April 14th, 2011

Cable Drops His Bomb Prime Minister Neutered

Traditionally a Minister would have walked before accusing his boss of being “very unwise” and risking  “inflaming extremism”, but no such bravery from Vince Cable who has once again fobbed off to a female journalist. Cameron’s speech, to Hampshire Conservatives no less, is undoubtedly a bid boost his parties chances in the locals next month. However there was nothing new in the speech and it is basically the government’s policy. Did Cable tell his old chum Brown he was being very unwise when he said “it is right to talk of immigration and address people’s worries and concerns. Because if we don’t, people will listen to whoever does” a few weeks before the election?

Cable is bound by collective Cabinet responsibility and was already on his final warning for his loose tongue. Cameron’s weakness is exposed by his apparent inability to sack this liability.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cable is the coalitions village idiot.

  2. 2
    is it says:

    its a coalition there are bound to be differences – I dont see the problem

  3. 3
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    In a coalition of idiots.

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  5. 5
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “prime minister neutered” ?

    Obvious follow up to that, but I’m not going to go take the bait.

  6. 6

    “gobbed off”, surely? Fobbed off would suggest Vince spun her a yarn to get rid of her.

    Your sub-ed,

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You will when the reshuffle comes Vince.

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    Kevin Breslin says:

    Well his tory lacky Willets doesn’t offer much to the village council either.
    A skills minister who can’t/won’t change light bulbs?

    It scares me this person has responsibility for Science, when there were so many better candidates in the Conservatives alone.

  9. 9

    Cameron is a PM of very little brain, and long words bother him…..

  10. 10
    NotaSheep says:

    David Cameron is fundamentally a coward and will do nothing in case he loses the LibDems. If he loses the Libdems then there will be an election before the summer and a government lead by the two Eds

  11. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , He isnt , If you dont like it here fuck off back to a good islamic country where you dont have freedom of speech or religon, women are treated like shit and bombing some you disagree with is part of the course.

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    Anonymous says:

    Reminds me of when Immigration Watch highlighted the number of projected immigrants and were roundly shouted down as ‘racist and inaccurate’, and of inflaming the situation.

    In fact, IW underestimated the numbers. If we’d listened to them then we might not have such a problem for Cameron to deal with. Which he won’t, anyway.

  13. 13
    blackbyle says:

    If “Dave” was a true Tory he would have she himself of this troublesome preist months ago !

  14. 14
    Irene says:

    So what’s new? – Cameron bashing from left and right it’s a daily occurrence – Easy Jet? no, should have gone BA, BA? no, should have gone Easy Jet!

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    Kevin Breslin says:

    And a hypocritical one too, when you consider that the Tory Party chairperson is a Belizan citizen.

  16. 16
    blackbyle says:

    If “Dave” was a true Tory he would rid himself of this troublesome preist!

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    revolutionary says:

    Precisely what makes any of these politicians think they can do the job which we so richly pay them?? Any of them?? They are and they behave like beligerent little schoolboys (mostly public schoolboys) who play and endanger other people’s lives with their tomfoolery

    They are all grade A bastards

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    If he had any balls you mean……..

    It’s nothing to do with the coalition. Should sack Cable because he’s crap and disloyal.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Sir. If you emigrated to this country, perhaps you should consider the needs and values of the nationals here.

    You are not chained to this country. If you don’t like it, please feel free to leave.

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    les says:

    Cameron’s weakness exposed?

    I don’t think so – keep Vince exactly where he is, because he keeps digging and do people take him seriously these days?

  21. 21
    The Umpire Strikes Back says:

    Lazy, chippy

  22. 22
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Win-win if he gets rid of the old fool
    immediately. Issue piccies of him impersonating
    a Russian peasant, Celebrity fraud, come on down,
    Ear/nose hair island tango bollocks. Everyone will celebrate.

  23. 23
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Send Vince to China, I hear they have shortages of cable there!

  24. 24
    Apostrophe Watch says:

    His party’s, not his parties.

  25. 25
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Cable is pushing his luck.

    Cameron should sack him today and be done with it.

  26. 26
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Whole parliament is full of idiots, not just the coalition.

  27. 27
    P. Doff says:

    No Islamic country would allow him to have a blog… and here he is living and spouting off in slumland about inequalities whilst hosting a BMW banner advert on his webs(h)ite!

  28. 28
    The Umpire Strikes Back says:

    … rubbish I was going to say. Are you Sunny Hundal in disguise? Or Mehdi Hasan? Stop bitching about a country that preserves your freedoms or fuck off to one that doesn’t.

  29. 29
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    but everyone agrees ryanair was beyond the call of duty.

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    Tax Payer says:

    Agreed. Not upsetting coalition partners is one thing. Sacking an incompetent minister is another.

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    Name says:

    Why should somebody have to leave the country if they disagree with you? it seems it’s you who would be more at home in a country where there is no freedom of speech.

  32. 32

    Gobbed off is what Vince does on the carpets, isn’t it?

  33. 33
    Name says:

    Can you not see the irony in attacking somebody for expressing their freedom of speech by telling them to go somewhere they can’t?

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    Whizz Bang!! says:

    He didn’t say he had to leave, he said he was free to leave

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    English Viking says:


  36. 36
    Observer says:

    Quite right. Please employ a sub-editor, Guido!

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    Thomas More says:

    I suspect he can see it because he is being deliberately ironic.

    You should have paid more attention in school.

  38. 38
    Andy Gray says:

    One of the real scandals is the translation of official documents into other languages. So, not only is ‘Please accept this transfer of wealth from our citizens’, but also ‘Oh, and we’ll tell you precisely how to do it in your own tongue, so you don’t have to bother with that inconvenience that is the English language’.

    Btw, if anybody fancies increasing their blood pressure before lunch, just pop over to the Guardian comment section. Vipers, the lot of them. Spain knew what she was doing in 1609…

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    Stepney says:

    What an utter arse Cable is.

    He’s the worst example of a team player since plucky left-back Judas Iscariot was given a free transfer by Jerusalem Town.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    +1. London Muslim states…

    “….Fresh from insulting Muslims appropriately in Munich our white male Eton Toff of a PM now wants us to believe that because some folk cannot speak English we have a problem with integration or his new phrase a disjointed Britain.”

    Sir. The reason you do not have a problem with the language is because we pay for an interpreter. The reason you integrate is because we pay for it. It is not an unreasonable request to ask someone who wishes to settle in this country to be able to speak a reasonable amount of English. Why can’t you just accept that?

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Is that a company like Cable & Wireless?

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    Rhyme Time says:

    His inability to sack this liability is a real travesty that just makes a whole mockery of collective responsibility.

  43. 43
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Are you saying that these people do not want to be in this country?

    Why, then, would they bother to cross the borders of several other host countries in order to settle in Britain?

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    The BBC Bias Unit, headcount 14,263 and rising says:

    We do, hence putting the story as the main headline on our News.

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    Tarquin Lloyd-Davies says:

    Cable’s main concern is for his REAL constituency . . . . . . . Delhi

  46. 46
    South of the M4 says:

    Cable is one of those old, seen-it-all-before, stubborn buggers every organisation has. The ones that are unable to adapt to changing situations and want everything to stay as it was. Cable will always be a bottleneck. Not even a useful maverick. He should be removed.

  47. 47
    Harry the Camel says:

    …is par for the course

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    Former skipper Ricky Ponting's eyes are veryclosetogether says:

    There was an old commie called Cable
    Who was sadly not very able
    He would open his gob
    Prove he was a knob
    Then see his P45 on the table

    This sad socialist cock
    Of whom we all mock
    Is terribly vain and unstable
    Meeting a fit lady hack
    His brain goes all slack
    A useful idiot is John Vincent Cable

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    Lizzie B says:

    Why would Cameron want to add more fuel to Cable’s martyr complex?

    Don’t sack him, just say on the record something along the lines “I note the difficulty Mr. Cable is experiencing adapting from a position of pompous if powerless ineffectualness to shouldering the responsibilities of actually being in government. Allow me to offer him a lifeline; if he is as unhappy as a member of government as he appears to be, I will be happy to accept his resignation should he ever manage to muster the courage to offer it.”

  50. 50
    Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

    Whole country really.

  51. 51
    sub-ed says:

    Led. Lead is a metal.


  52. 52
    Son Eminence Grise says:

    Dont include me in the collective.

  53. 53
    PD77 says:

    Now he knows how Larry feels!

  54. 54
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘The high court has ruled that the Metropolitan police broke the law in the way they “kettled” protesters at the G20 demonstrations in 2009.

    ‘In a landmark judgment released on Thursday, high court judges found for protesters who had claimed police treated them unfairly. The court heard that officers used punches to the face, slaps and shields against demonstrators whom police chiefs accept had nothing to do with violence.’

    Well, there’s a surprise. Presumably the Head Old Bill will soon be doing time.

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    SaltPetre says:

    The whole planet in fact!

  56. 56
    The Tories are revolting(no pun intended) says:

    “Dave” has another big challenge before him…………..his party will not let him fudge this one whatever the LibDems want….some in the party are saying that he should bring forward legislation to enact the European Courts directive on prisoner’s voting rights and tip the wink to his backbenchers to vote it down(have you ever heard anything so assinine ?); he can go for fulll on confrontation and bring forward legislation to withdraw UK from court’s jurisdiction and amend the Human Rights Act(unlikely…the law officers and LibDems in his Cabinet won’t let him) or he can just ignore the ruling as other countries have done in the past(likely) either way his right wing are itching for a fight and his problems will continue to increase if he loses the AV referendum…..May looks like being very difficult for our Prime Minister…his only hope is that the AV Referendum delivers a resounding “NO” vote anything else then he’s in deep deep trouble…his party will grumble along but just as John Major found out, the “Bastards” in his party haven’t gone away they’ve just got older although sadly perhaps none the wiser and a resurgent UKIP under Farage is ready to make further problems if Cameron even suggests a compromise over the European Court’s decison


  57. 57
    Down with Brown! says:

    Cable is the Coalition’s Gordon Brown. Cameron needs to show the courage Bliar lacked and fire him.

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    SaltPetre says:

    That wouldn’t happen to Balls !

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is the person who wants to let Turkey into EU. How many people do think will end up in UK?

    There are over one million illegal immigrants in this country. How many of these he has deported in the year he has been PM? Nothing changed, just a talk before the election, his partner Clegg wants to allow all these people to live in this country.

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    Anonymous says:

    and Dave is?

    Don’t forget Dave still wants Turkey in the EU.

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    Parro et supra says:

    Well said that man. Arrange to have him knighted forthwith.

  62. 62
    Call me Infidel says:

    He should join the sewer party where his “talent” will be appreciated.

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    A Pensioner says:

    Hang on, thats a bit strong. Cable may be a complete tosser, but he’s not yet in Brown’s league. Give the silly old woman a break.

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    Anonymous says:

    Partly true, then again English used to go around the world robbing countries so are we the people to preach. Any decent and we used to kill people in the colonies. When did we respect the people we plundered?

    Its almost like what goes around comes around; now all these people have come here and tell us what to do. This country is not even governed by English any more.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Is this what you all did when you captured half the world and ruled it?

  66. 66
    The BBC...It's what WE do says:

    Well they were almost frothing at the mouth earlier this morning over Cameron and his immigration speech…it was all they could do to stop themselves saying “racist” while reporting it……………

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    Sapailo says:

    EEE-I-ADDio !

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    Anonymous says:

    Not just him, almost every one who gives money to the Tory Party.

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    Norman Lamb says:

    I quite agree…as a Coalition member loyalty is the key requirement when speaking to the press or media….absolutely disgraceful behaviour…you wouldn’t get me acting like that…

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think Cameron should offer to spank him

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    its all gordons fault says:

    cable is a tw$t they should sack him and be done with it, his illusionary competence has disappeared – it would be good for the coalition to get rid of this oaf

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    ^^tosser says:

    fuck off with your self-loathing pish

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    Lord Mandy of Boy says:

    He’s actually senile. Seriously. An aged care professional I know claims he exhibits all the early symptons of Dementia.

  74. 74
    Lord Mandy of Boy says:

    I like Islamic countries. They pay well and like doing young boys in the rear like me!

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    The Yorkshire Ripper says:

    You must be another immigrant who can’t read properly….he didn’t say he had to leave, he said he was free to leave if he didn’t agree with how the British live. Same line from here too – if people enjoy being repressed, put down, shot at, made to disappear, treat women like 4th-rate citizens, bomb-vest civvies who don’t agree with them, then as far as I’m concerned they can fuck right off back there instead of enjoying the liberty of our culture. All people here in the UK ask is that minorities don’t end up changing all the rules for everyone based on their limited representation here. We have a way of life in the UK – live like it, accept it and don’t moan about it – if you do, you know where to go.

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    Anonymous says:


    1) You have a Scot / Germen Head of State
    2) Irish Finance Minister
    3) Bit of this and that PM and his deputy

    How many cabinet ministers are English? Look at the reality before opening your mouth.

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    What no crosshairs ? Hahahahahahahaa!! says:

    He said he was unsackable and with Wavy Davy wondering where to u-turn next he’s right.

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    I’m not so sure. If Cameron fires Cable, this presents no end of problems for Cleggie not least of which is a loose cannon rolling around, stirring up rebellion amongst the LibDem rank and file (who are as unhappy with the coalition as their Tory counterparts). The LimpDums are headed for electoral disaster next month plus their beloved AV looks like it will be kicked ito touch.

    This plus a rebellious Cable make the autumn’s conference season very dangerous for Clegg and if he gets unseated as LibDem leader there goes the coalition which would leave Cameron with two options: a minority administration or an election.

    Given the unhappiness of his own troops I imagine neither prospect fills Dave with a warm fuzzy feeling.

    Result, there will be much bluster, publicly Cable will be admionished in the stromngest of terms but in reality nothing will change and Vince will be free to continue drawing his ministerial salary while slagging off the administration in which he serves.

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    Billy Bumblefuck is the shittest tourist ever ! says:

    Why don’t you fuck off back to New Zealand Billy Bumblefuck ?

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    Andrew Lansley says:

    Dave isn’t talking to me. Should I be worried ?

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    ZXCVB says:

    Don’t forget Dave still wants us in the EU

  82. 82
    Trevor Phillips says:

    The idiot Cable should be sacked immediately and an idiot of BAME extraction should replace him.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    This time Cable will not be admionished either he is too powerful. Cameron wants power Cable doesn’t care, this gives Cable the power to say what he likes.

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    reluctant cash cow says:

    Cable seems to be of the same mentality as the Labour misnisters who were quite happy to open the floodgates to eu immigration, (as if being in the eu made you a responsible citizen), and were then puzzled by the half million or so who raced over here whose only skill was a surprising expertise in our wellfare state.
    Old twinkletoes thinks he`s unsackable (probably is if clegg wants to keep his job).

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    Engineer says:

    Funny really. We gave those countries democratic government, the rule of law by independent judiciary, railways, education and ultimately independence.

    Strange how history is ‘interpreted’ in different ways.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    The British Empire of over 4 million people was kept under “oppression” by only 35,000 soldiers. Nah, that doesn’t sound right does it? It was, however, true.

    The empire is like the government of this country, the people gain from the good things and lose from the bad things.

    Remember, many of the rulers of the countries “captured” wanted us to be there and in recent years several countries including Sierra Leone, wanted the British to “come back”. If you want to see unbelievable poverty, cruelty and corruption try visiting “independent” states like Zimbabwe, Sierra Leone and Nigeria.

    Do not try to make me feel guilty for the worst excesses of the British Empire. It wasn’t my fault, I wasn’t there. Oh, by the way I am not guilty of the Whitechapel murders either.

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    Engineer says:

    It should, though.

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    gurney slade says:

    Bugger off Cable or do you like the money?

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    Leiurus quinquestriatus

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    Anonymous says:


    We hardly gave them anything, we robbed them. They had freedom before we captured them, so we didn’t give them freedom either. There were many kingdoms we united them and left them, they are fighting each are to go on their own way. We didn’t give them democracy, we gave them corrupt governments people are trying to get rid of.

    We gave them railways but then again if they were free they would have built it themselves or bought it from us.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    Cable’s first wife was an immigrant and his children are mixed race but the government can’t be expected tailor its policies in order to suit Cable’s personal circumstances.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    I think you mean ‘dissent’

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    Merv Hughes's moustache says:

    Vince puts his predicament in song …

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    Anonymous says:

    If you dont like it fuck off, you wont be missed…..

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    Anonymous says:

    It wasn’t your fault, you wasn’t there either. But you still enjoy the fruits of it; plundered wealth was brought back to UK. Your forefathers might not enjoyed it either (they might have been as miserable as the people in colonies) but forefathers of people like Cameron and Osborne enjoyed it.

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    Anonymous says:

    WE are all truly Fucked by this crapalition

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    misterned says:

    What risks inflaming extremism more than suppressing the dissent and dissatisfaction of a native population whose culture is being systematically undermined, eroded and ultimately destroyed in a slow motion cultural genocide?

    Not speaking out about the real and pressing problems caused bay labour’s opening the floodgates of immigrants and illegal asylum seekers would be far far far more dangerous than to ban the discussion of the subject altogether!

    Good one Cameron, now grow a pair and SACK Cable!

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    the last quango in paris says:

    Guido I know you are all into free speech but please dont let this ignorant pig plug his pathetic blog here – its racist, wrong, boring, badly written, ignorant and frankly juvenile.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Bottle Fed Triplet

    On top of our troops we paid traitors to look after our interest, they were our solders from the colonies. We killed the rules who were against us and replaced them with our poppet’s who wanted us there.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    if he moved next door to me i’d move – what a moron.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Blimey Anonymous, I missed that one. All those countries that the British brutally captured and dragged in to the evil empire were paragons of justice, peace and plenty before we invaded??

    The Brits were no doubt insensitive to local customs. Did the East African slave trade continue after the Brits abolished it?

    Since independence many of the former countries have reverted to their original form of government. Most of the countries that gained independence went in to a civil war of sorts whilst local power groups went for the control of the country. Racism, nepotism, totalitarianism, corruption, mass murder, genocide and poverty became rife in several ex. British colonies once the unioin flag was hauled down. We didn’t need to teach them that, they already knew.

    I mean look at the terrible state we left some of the countries in. Places like Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Singapore…..

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    YorkshireLad says:

    It’s time he went. No ifs no buts. Down the road for Uncle Vincent

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    the last quango in paris says:

    how refreshing to have an honest debate – we know Labours view on immigation – see Brown v Duffy.

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    Anonymous says:

    Owd Vince what a vain Pillock

    He just wants to be a Lib Dem Martyr he wants Cameron to sack him

    Stick him in a backwater DC and do it publicly.

  105. 105
    Rottenborough says:

    Actually, we’re the idiots for putting up with the whole rotten parliament!

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    SaltPetre says:

    Cable & Clueless

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    Desperate Dan says:

    Vince is just making a fuss about the speech for LibDem electoral purposes. He hasn’t got any immigrants living in his leafy riverside Twickenham constituency.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    make him minister for sewage or something – he thinks he is a world class economist (like macruin)

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I did not suggest they should leave if they disagreed with me. However, if they do not like living in this country then perhaps they should consider it, rather then complain about the very people who have helped them since they arrived.

    Two entirely different things. You should read my post again.

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    Alex says:

    If Cameron is a racist on a scale of 1 to 10, you would clearly score far higher than he would.

  111. 111
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why not?

  112. 112
    S.B.S. says:

    Vince Cable.
    Nothing 12′ of Dr pierpoints sisal special rope would not sort out, or a 4lb hammer, just a stupid old,,,,, socialist

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    Alex says:

    “but then again if they were free they would have built it themselves”

    Yes, because all the countries in question have made so much progression since independence haven’t they?

    What a self loathing little muppet you are.

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    Alex says:

    What, Baroness Warsi is a Belizian citizen?

    I assume you’re referring to former Deputy Chairman Lord Ashcroft who stepped down last year.

    Do try to at least have up to date and accurate knowlege on the subjects you attempt to comment on.

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    Engineer says:

    Anonymous – that’s not the whole truth, it’s just what you choose to believe.

    Having over the years met many people from ‘former colonies’ and talked to them, I know that the picture is complex. However, Britain often left ‘colonies’ in a better state than they found them, and we’re a destination of choice by immigrants because of that.

    Democratic government – try Australia and New Zealand for a start.

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    Alex says:

    Perhaps London Muslim would like to remind us when the last time a Cabinet member was assassinated for any reason, let alone the fact that he was a Christian who spoke out against his nation’s dragonian blasphemy laws, as happened in that bastion of free speech Pakistan recently.

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    Alex says:

    I mean of course a UK cabinet minister.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    Listened to Cameron’s speech and was most impressed – I just hope he acts on these promises. The thing that fuels extremism is doing what Labour did and allow all sorts of bogus ethnics into the country. That really makes people angry.

    Vince Cable, fuck off and go back to banking (or join with Labour) you are proving to be completely useless, incompetent and out of touch.

  119. 119
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Vince Cable has got to be doing this deliberately. He can’t be that stupid, surely.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    It’s about time that Old Vinny re-joined ZaNuLab – most of his daft pronouncements could have come from them!

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think Cameron is a racist, he will even pour black or brown or yellow paint over him if he could get votes. He is talking with Indian to let 50,000 people in he even want Turkey in EU where by he will let millions into UK.

    There are over a million illegals in this country, he hasn’t done any thing about it. Look at the Home Office stats to see how many asylum seeks he is allowing to stay. He is letting more people in a year than the last lot.

    This is just a talk before the May 2011 elections.

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    Vince Cable's frying pan says:

    Well yes he is actually. As stupid, vain and intellectually incontinent as the day is long. I dangle above his Aga; I see and I hear everything.

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    Jingouk says:

    Cable is plotting with Hughes to succeed Clegg when they go into a coalition with Labour.

    He will keep trying to get sacked and will eventually achieve it but not when he wants it.

    Watch the man doggy-paddle.

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    misterned says:

    Anonymous, try speaking to some of the people from those nations who are now very sad that we ever gave them independence instead of the left wing, guilt infested self haters who only believed we raped their countries.

    I have heard from many people in different countries who believe that the British treat them better then their own post-independent governments.

    You will very rarely see that view expressed on the BBC, however I was both shocked and delighted that an episode of “the tribe” was not censored, and they showed the bit where Bruce Parry went to Borneo to live with the tree people, and they were so besides themselves with happiness that a British TV crew had come to visit them, because they loved British rule. They begged him to go back to Britain and persuade the British to take control of Borneo again, because the Bornean government was far far worse than being ruled by the British.

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    Caligula says:

    I thought she was from Yorkshire.

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    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Was Dave enunciating Government Policy, or was he just shooting the breeze with his personal opinions? If the latter, then Vince is not breaching cabinet responsibility. If he was in Cameron’s party, then he might be in trouble for not toeing the party line, but he isn’t.

  127. 127
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have taken time out from my campaign to run the IMF into the ground in order to congratulate Vince for keeping my blundering antics alive in Government. WHO’S MR BEAN NOW, VINCEY?


  128. 128
    David Cameron says:

    Dr Cable can now join Mr Lansley and share a taxi out of Government, leave room for Cleggy just in case.

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    Staged says:

    This is staged between Limp Dums and Conservatives. It’s merely a pre local election effort so that Tories are more inspired to turn-out and actually vote in something (including NO to AV ref) rather than only show up at GEs.
    And so thattThe limp Dums can try and keep some of the RoP and ehtinic urban protest vote that they have picked up over recent years.

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    Alex says:

    couldn’t agree with you more – don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of the man, but sick to death of idiots like London Muslim playing the race card at every opportunity.

    It’s dishonest and it makes genuine victims of racism get taken less seriously due to the number of times terminally thick dickheads like LM cry racism when none has taken place.

  131. 131
    Alex says:

    …and I need to learn how to type the word “draconian” properly ;-)

  132. 132
    I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    I think YOU should fuck off, Anonymous, you sadarse. You spend your entire life on these blogs. Find something else to do and leave us alone. While you’re at it, learn some English grammar and syntax. Your piece beginning “I don’t think Cameron is a racist” could have been written by a dyslexic four year old. Despite your faltering grasp of language there’s a strange desperation that comes through in your posts. Which political organisation do you work for?

  133. 133
    Sssshhhh! says:

    The Conservatives have been doing this quietly since the election, but don’t want to be called Racist and bigoted by the BBC and assorted Labour supporting wasters by trumpeting it outside of election run-ups. It’s within their electoral interests to stop to massively cut-back non-EU immigration but Non-EU and maily Eastern Europe EU immigration has become to important to the service industry and keeping wage rate inflatin down. They have to find a way of re-balancing the economy to kick shiftless welfarers off beneifts and into these jobs. Not an easy task, as Labour well know when they were deliberatley creating this mess.

  134. 134
    John says:

    Whoa lucky for us our real Government is not the Coalition rubber stampers but is in fact the unelected unaccountable EUSSR Commission!.

  135. 135
    scratch and sniff says:

    No, we should be – you’re still in post, you thick as pigshit turd

  136. 136
    scratch and sniff says:

    “just hopes he acts on these promises”

    where have you been since last May? Limpdick Dave acting on anything isn’t on the agenda –

    apart from participating in some more pisspoor PR bollocks.

  137. 137
    The Golem says:

    Sadly, unlikely to change too. Quisling parasites all of them and living the life of Riley on it.

  138. 138
    Paul Marks says:

    Mr Cameron’s failure to sack “Uncle Vince” Cable has come back to hit Conservatives (with only a couple of weeks to go before the local elections).

    Forget the talk about it is better to have one’s enemies inside the tent – that just is not true (because they can still “spit” inside the tent).

    It is better to have all the enemy in front of your guns – not in your own ranks.

  139. 139
    That Speech In Full says:

  140. 140
    Richard Cromwell says:

    There is no appetite for significant change which may or may not precipitate real trouble for the coalition. The Liberals can’t risk a general election or face truly disastrous consequences and Cameron won’t allow a failure, the Conservative party won’t forgive a failure to deliver a majority Tory government and then a failure to maintain a Tory-Liberal government, at that point Gideon next door looks far more palatable.

  141. 141
    Reimer says:

    Quite right. The convenient “we’ve still got balls” timing of this sleek little spat with Vince playing the role of opposition (muck like NuLab’s ministers did over smoking and hospital closures) is just more of the same from the Heirs-To -Blair. “This mass imigration and segregated nation schtick has got to stop” has been disseminated through the friendly media several times by BluLab IIRC. No reason to believe this is anything more than just another voter-manipulating scam.

  142. 142
    Isambard Brunel says:

    The great thing about this parliament is its truly uniting: We can all say we didn’t vote for it.

  143. 143
    IanM says:

    Cameron’s losing it. He’s seeing the NHS reforms hit the buffers and Lansley’s a dead man walking; something very bad for Cameron. Therefore he lashed out at one of the weakest members of society. This is reprehensible. Not only are the cuts hated by most of British society, but today’s outburst shows Cameron to be weak.

  144. 144
    I says:

    Sshh is right. For the past few days the BBC world tv service has been runnning an ad asking if anybody overseas who is/was planning to come for the Olympics or The Wedding is having difficulty getting a visa with all the complicated procedures it entails etc etc. whinge whinge… If so, please let us know [so we can put together a govt bashing prog on how this Tory led coalition is treating unwelcome foreigners].

  145. 145
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    I agree. Right to recall, another general election would be good.

    Cameron needs to sack Cable or his authority is totally undermined. It already makes a mockery of sacking/asking Lord Young to resign.

    Cameron should also instigate the investigation of David Laws, he said he would sort people like Laws out before the election, as did Clegg- but who believes a word he says.

  146. 146
    I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    Please, PLEASE, Anonymous, piss off until you learn to write English.

  147. 147
    Tw@t says:

    Fvck off you Liebour turd! The cuts are seen a necessary pre-curser to revival. Why do lefty w@nkers like you think everyone is a member of the TUC? Ass hole!

  148. 148
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    This is the sort of crap you’ll have if a YES to AV happens. Coalition…compromise…crap. They spend more time pruning themselves with internal arguments, rather than getting on with GOVERNMENT and GOVERNING!!!!

  149. 149
    Honest View says:

    Cable is intensely irritating, swaggering around as a member of the Government despite being a member of the 3rd place party, one now hated even by its supporters, in place by a mathematical chance and not the will of the electorate.
    True Conservatives have a hard enough time seeing Cameron at the helm without that limp crowd of Liberal plotters and grumblers preening themselves at being “in government”. God, I hate ‘em.

  150. 150
    Honest View says:

    I don’t know, his pun on “power Cable” has promise.
    But he should realise he generally lacks intelligence, historical knowledge and a plane ticket to the happy land of his birth.
    He might, while there, visit one of those sad cemeteries filled with young Britons who died trying to bring civilised values to the benighted shitholes whose products now have the gall to come here and complain about us.

  151. 151
    Honest View says:

    I hope so. I want to see Labour have to sort out their own mess.

  152. 152
    Honest View says:

    Cable isn’t a thug, just a silly old lady.

  153. 153
    Sicko says:

    Ha. HaHa. h, Haha. Ha. That Richard Curtis is always so funny, don’t you think?

  154. 154
    Keith Egbert Harriet Chegwin Esq says:

    bitch slapped by brillo

  155. 155
    The Observer says:

    If he moved next to me I would make sure it was for a very short stay.

  156. 156
    Nursie says:

    I don’t think Vinny ever left! Time for ritual defenestration methinks.

  157. 157
    Nursie says:

    Vince is out of touch with reality which is obscured by his pursuit of political expediency. He really ought to understand he is in government now and can’t dance these fandangos in public. Time for ritual defenestration methinks. I hope Cameron will take a leaf out of FU’s book to put the lid on a stunning week.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    The Prime Turd refers to concerns about immigration without clearly stating that these concerns have largely come from the white working class who can’t get the jobs the third world immigrant peasants take.

    Then he blames the unemployed for not having the jobs that don’t exist while the few that do are given to foreigners so employers can benefit from the National Insurance dodge etc etc.

    Then he claims that immigration from the EU is minor.

    Then he talks about reducing the increase in immigration when the requirement is to send home all the foreigners already here.

    Fucking idiot.

    Sooner we have regime change and arrest and kill all these liblabcon treasonous morons the better.

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