April 13th, 2011

Unison’s Taxpayer-Funded Lansley Smearer

Jane Pilgrim is a “nurse” at St George’s Hospital Trust in Tooting, though hospital insiders say she has not worked on the front-line for a very long time. That is because she is the a full time  Unison representative, paid for by the taxpayer not to do her real job. A TPA report into this loophole that the unions exploit said that St George’s was employing 1.6 union officials at a cost of £43,000 to the taxpayer.

So what does Nurse Pilgrim do for this money? Well her CV describes her as “Award Winning Partnership Project Leader”, or in other words, exactly the sort of fodder that should be cut. When Labour were in power this “Award Winning Leader” (and Labour party member,) spent most of her time organising “Staff Safaris” to John Lewis and Wagamamas to “motivate, empower and inspire“, while we picked up the tab. Now she has a new role…

Since May Jane has popped up all over the place attacking the government, she even threatened to go on strike, not that she’s a real nurse. On Monday Jane got a whole headline and piece in The Standard:

Nurse brands Andrew Lansley ‘a liar’
A nurse and Unison representative for St George’s Hospital today branded Health Secretary Andrew Lansley a “liar” for promising frontline employees they would be protected when he met staff before the general election. Jane Pilgrim, 53, a nurse for 33 years, said: “Mr Lansley visited the hospital and told us we would not be affected. He lied to us.”

But the problem for Jane is that some people have a better memory of event in late summer 2009. Sources at the hospital have confirmed that Jane “boycotted” the meeting for political reasons, refusing to meet the then Shadow Health Secretary. Those that did attend say far from Lansley saying there would not be cuts, he infact stated that “he could make no promises and it would be up to local management”. Other people in the meeting have confirmed this version of events.

Jane and her guilty conscience were very sketchy about explaining all this on the phone until she had checked with the regional Unison bod Michael Walker. When Guido called back she point blank refused to engage and threatened an “investigation”:

Could that be because she lied to the Standard?

So here we have a taxpayer funded official, with a pointless job, who has a track record of defending pointless spending, using her position to accuse her ultimate boss of being a liar based on a meeting which she boycotted because she was so politically partisan she could not bring herself to attend.

Why should the public pay for a union smear operation?

UPDATE: Unison’s delightful head of press Mary Maguire seems to awknowledge she doesn’t have a leg to stand on:

‘Fraid it doesn’t quite work like that Mary.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    cut all union public money and non jobs , value the good staff not thepolitcal ones.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    One thinks she should face a disanplinery hearing of some sort.

  3. 3
    50 calibre says:

    The solution is obvious…

  4. 4
    Fat Slag says:

    ooops i’ve dropped me chips

  5. 5
    Chesty Morgan says:

    Keep up the pressure on this parasite – she’s running scared.

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    Anonymous says:

    “St George’s was employing 1.6 union officials” – who is the .6?

  7. 7
    AC1 says:

    Stop the Cuts!

    Yes Tax = Wage Cuts

    Smaller State = Less Wage Cuts.

  8. 8
    Teach says:

    ‘Award Winning’ Partnership Project Leader

    Leading and negosiating ‘Partnership Projects’ on behalf of Staffside working closely with Seniour Trust management.

    Spelling! See me!

  9. 9
    EC1 PhD says:

    Guido, if the BBC news website run this story I’ll donate £100 to your favourite charity. Bollocks, make it £200.

  10. 10
    Selohesra says:

    Judging by the photo she is all 1.6 herself

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “When Guido called back she point blank refused to engage and threatened an “investigation”:

    Sorry guido , But what does this mean? An investigation into you? this site?

  12. 12
    AC1 says:

    Get the state out of Treatment (and Education while we’re at it) provision.

  13. 13
    Purpleline says:

    Time this country banned Unions in the Public Sector. And also judicial inquiry into funding and round trip by Labour with the Unions

  14. 14
    AC1 says:


    I’ll do the same if the BBC report that School Attacker Wellington Menezes de Oliveira was a member of a radical Islamist group on a suicide terrorism mission.

  15. 15
    ampersfa says:

    Sack the cow. I wouldn’t touch her with yours!

    I have the best answer at “ampers.wordpress.com” (todays blog). But no government, left or right, would ever do this and it is so simple.

  16. 16
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    she’s qualified in proctology.

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    AC1 says:

    She’s fisting the taxpayer.

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    PK says:

    Good work – £100 to your favourite charity if this woman is off the public pay-roll within 6 weeks.

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    Billy Bowden says:

    Why should the public pay for a union smear operation?

    Hear ! Hear !

    Send the bill for this to Lord Ashcroft, he’s well wedged in.

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    The last quango in paris says:

    She makes my blood boil – so also presumably the tax payer paid for her to become a nurse but she has decided she is better than that ! Who can a nurse boycott a meeting of such importance ? She should get back to being a nurse, no wonder the figures are all over the place of we have her down as a nurse and she is doing sod all. Sack her I’m not happy paying for that.

  22. 22
    50 calibre says:

    I prefer something more radical. Plenty of examples on all the news channels…

  23. 23
    man getting ready to perch on a barstool says:

    ha ha laughed so much nearly bought a round of drinks!

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:


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    Mike Hunt says:

    “So here we have a taxpayer funded official, with a pointless job, who has a track record of defending pointless spending, using her position to accuse her ultimate boss of being a liar based on a meeting which she boycotted because she was so politically partisan she could not bring herself to attend.”

    Yes but she is employed by the state so there is no way of getting rid of her.
    Think of the equivalent in real world, she would be out of the door for gross misconduct in 5 seconds.

  26. 26
    50 calibre says:

    Then she can go on the sausage roll at the taxpayer’s expense and get all those other benefits that Dave and Co are till doling out.

    A more radical solution is clearly called for…

  27. 27
    Purpleline says:

    Guido would be better off putting a fiver on Tottinham to beat Real Madrid 6-1 tonight followed up with a 5-2 aggregate win over Barcelona and final win against Man Utd on penalties + Torres scoring a goal in 2011.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    Thank you for checking this story out. Its a pity the pisspoor hacks at the Standard are so thick that they’ll just print anything without finding out if its true.

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    we also paid for Damin Mcbride.

  30. 30
    Excellent stuff says:

    Bloody Hell Guido. I am furious now.

    Well done you guys!!!!


  31. 31
    Beckett Fish says:

    A great middle eastern chat up line:

    Hey are you a muslim?

    Yes, Why?

    Because you make my trousers explode.

  32. 32
    john in cheshire says:

    I’ll bet she isn’t sacked because her immediate bosses will be too scared to do so. Mr Lansley needs to provide support to those in the NHS (strong-arm support if necessary) who are unable to carry out their managerial functions because of union intimidation.

  33. 33
    Labour says:

    Lies and smears. It’s what we do best.

  34. 34
    Stepney says:

    The state of the nation in a nutshell.

    Useless, politically motivated and greedily sucking at the taxpayer’s teat.

    And we let the sods get away with it time after time. Are we fucking mental or what?

  35. 35
    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    The unacceptable face of socialism?

    Fuck me, why are Lefty women so spectacularly fucking ugly?

    I wouldn’t shag that with Tat’s dick and somebody else pushing.

  36. 36
    Tugboatden says:

    From the sound clip she was intimating an investigation into “who you are” – meaning ‘Harry the Journo’. How bizarre.

  37. 37
    smoggie says:

    Cost not very arms length consultancy deals with ex-employees more like.

  38. 38
    Click the audio playback. says:

    Listen to the recording that Guido has put up. Please make sure you do not have anything that could do damage near to hand though.

    This woman represents ALL that is wrong with the attitude of the trade unions

  39. 39
    Shouldn't they have gone to a not-for-profit organic cafe? says:

    Am I the only one who loves the delicious irony of a union rep and Labourite taking her pals to Wagamama, a chain of privately owned, profit making restaurants?

  40. 40
    Cynical-old-bag says:


    I also want to know why she isn’t working as a nurse, for which she is paid. Does this mean that Union business is far more important than saving lives?

  41. 41
    Desperate Dan says:

    She sounds like a naughty nurse to me.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Leave her alone, she is doing a really vital job. The NHS would collapse without her. Have you no shame. This what you pay taxes for. More power to you my dear. Don’t worry about the patients though. They are not important. When will you guys get it? The function of the NHS is to provide jobs. Don’t worry if your granny dies, she’s got to go sometime.

    Just WHO is going to defend this sort of stuff? And why is the taxpayer paying for the enemy within?

  43. 43
    Andy Gray says:

    I’m sure I can rustle up a couple of bed pans for her to deal with.

  44. 44
    Plato says:


    Well done.

  45. 45
    smoggie says:

    Cosy. A curse these pickled fingers. And the iphone

  46. 46
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    That just means she’s familiar with a lot of arseholes.

    Goes with the territory.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Every person like her who gets sacked means proper nurses are less likely to. Bring it on!

    Why doesn’t the Government stand up to these Leftist clowns?

  48. 48
    Billy's Dad says:

    Hang ‘em

  49. 49
    Crazy Diamond says:

    Because a whole lotta nurses don’t work as nurses, they’re too posh for it and they’re working their way up the management or union ladder.

    Pity the Tories don’t publicise the fact that the demand for £20billion of NHS cuts was made by the last Government.

  50. 50
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    And that’s why there were so many jobs created in the public sector during Labour’s reign in government.

    The more proles working for them, the more votes they get.

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    Shouldn't they have gone to a not-for-profit organic cafe? says:

    Surely on 43 grand a year, she can get herself some cosmetic surgery. Her physiog’s enough to scare the horses.

  52. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Having considered all the evidence and wieghed the facts from both sides , I have come down to this judgement, HANG HER!

  53. 53
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Get her to clean out the sluice room.

  54. 54
    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t think I’d want her near me if I were ill. And her son Billy Pilgrim’s no better than he ought to be.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    +1….my god she is fuckin ugly……

  56. 56
    Sir William Waad says:

    ‘Restaurants’ is stretching it a bit – bowls of hot water and 5p-a-ton noodles?

  57. 57
    Mike Hunt says:

    Indeed – hoards of Liebour voters, all paid for by tax-payers.
    Bet it wasn’t in their manifesto.

  58. 58
    Psychologically flawed ex-PM says:

    yes we are.

  59. 59
    Mike Hunt says:

    It’s all they can do – aided and abetted by the BBBC of course.

  60. 60
    bilbaoboy says:

    Happens in Spain too.

    Union officials paid by the company and the union paid/subsidized by the state.

    Great business if you can get it.

    Love it, pay twice to have somebody shaft you. Amazing but true. This comment puts me, of course, to the right of Genghis Khan. But hey, what the hell? You gotta live dangerously!

  61. 61

    If ‘the Special needs one’ has phoned the other ‘Special One’ then Harry could be about to inflict the biggest surprise victory since Agincourt.

    If Gordon has wished Spurs well then Harry can kiss the England job goodbye as he struggles to explain how his team not only lost 15-0 but the stadium burned down as well.

  62. 62
    Jane Pilgrim says:

    I am the Jizz Queen.

  63. 63
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    I’ll get ‘em, luv.

  64. 64
    Engineer says:

    Not any more, we don’t.

  65. 65
    AC1 says:

    and the best thing is this, they know they do a non-job so they have to use all their time fighting to keep the Looter party extortion going.

  66. 66
    Desperate Man says:

    She looks like a fat waste of space to me !

  67. 67
    Billy Bowden says:

    Come along and join me please

    Protest Outside The Daily Mail – Stop the Defamation – Stop the Lies
    Claimants Fightback invited you · Share · Public EventTime Thursday, April 14 · 2:00pm – 5:00pm


    Location Daily Mail Headquarters, Young Street (off Kensington High Street), London W8 5TT

    More Info As part of the third National Day of Action Against Benefit Cuts a protest has been called outside the Daily Mail’s head office in Kensington on 14th April 2011.

    The Daily Mail has a long history of abusing and defaming benefit claimants. Lurid headlines have dishonestly claimed that disabled people, people on sickness benefits, single parents and the unemployed are workshy, scroungers or even fraudsters. Hate filled rants by D…aily Mail columnists have spewed out propaganda about the most vulnerable in society, which have been used by politicians of all major parties to launch an attack on the Welfare State.

    Discredited Atos test results have been twisted to claim that two million people claiming sickness benefits are ‘cheats’

  68. 68
    AC1 says:

    The Evening standard is still woefully over-priced.

  69. 69
    let sanity prevailPLEASE says:

    Well done Guido but wtf isnt this Government who pays these leaches with our taxes, not weeding out this scum.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I meant in the way that the taxpayer paid for a smear campiagn.

  71. 71
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Because they have solid gold public sector contracts. They can’t be sacked unless their conduct is brought into question.

    A member of my family works for a London Bor*ugh Counc*l. They will not even question their employees conduct unless it becomes rac*st – which could mean bad publicity for them.

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    AC1 says:

    Is he working for a private school?

  73. 73

    My union just put up their fees as ‘membership, and so income, has fallen.’

    My suggestion about axing a load of the board positions has not received a reply.

  74. 74
    McPoison says:

    I wish to deny that even though we look like brother and sister and we employ similar nasty tactics, we are not related.

  75. 75
    Dick the Prick says:

    Not disputing the TPA figures much (although didn’t read the methodology – mae culpa) but should the figure be double as some numbnuts has to do this fat slag’s job whilst she ‘busy’ being a stupid bitch derelicting her nursing duties? Ho hum. The Act was passed in 1992 – now I know John Major was a pussy but to hand £100 million per year to the Labour Party may be considered fucking stupid.

  76. 76
    Engineer says:

    Efficiency savings will have to be made in the NHS.

    I think we’ve found somewhere to start….

    The sad thing is that this isn’t even a spec on the tip of the iceberg. The NHS has some very hard-working and dedicated people working in it – and a hell of a lot of parasites and passengers.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    kill them all

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    RCN is a trade union, nothing more says:

    And why does she sound like she’s asleep/stoned/pissed during working hours in the recording?

  79. 79
    Imelda Slotknobgob says:

    Bloody hell, you wanna calm down on that behaviour

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    AC1 says:

    I’ll be there to make sure that anyone there is docked benefits as they cannot be looking for work and protesting.

  81. 81
    cheche says:

    Sorry I am busy then. The pubs are open all day now.

  82. 82
    AC1 says:

    > The NHS has some very hard-working and dedicated people working in it

    But it’s a lot less than 50%.

  83. 83
    Mark Oaten says:

    Hello Ducky!

  84. 84
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    If only we had a Conservative Government to actually cut public spending.

    I object to paying taxes for this loathsome Unison leech.

    I find it baffling that the left cannot read the ONS website to see the true picture – public spending is going through the roof with Blue Labour.

    How anyone can consider Rusty Dave Cameron as “right wing” is completely beyo9nd me – it is laughable, or would be if real Tories were not flooding away from the party.

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    Jock Strapped says:

    Can you imagine being nursed by THAT? I’d rather die.

  86. 86
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    I’ll be there !!!

    Got nuffin’ else to do.

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    EC1 PhD says:


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    anonymouse says:

    Since when do Unison reps. need a stethascope or was it just for the photograph? Union Reps. are not Front Line so are disposable, get her back on the night shifts. There’s one job that can be saved to protect the front line; any more where she comes from?

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    Engineer says:

    Indeed – but in the end, thanks to Guido, the taxpayer got some justice.

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    Crikey says:

    Jane do us all a favour, go on a long unpaid strike. You are one of the people who have helped bring the NHS into disrepute. Stop leeching of us and taking nonsesensical mickey mouse, gobbledygook awards.!!! She is paid £43.5 k of our money and yet people are up in arms about savings being made, as if the savings weren’t staring you in the face.

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    Lord Lucan says:

    I wouldn’t do her with Guido’s d*ck

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    Anonymous says:

    For years, a young attorney had been taking vacations at a country inn. The last time he’d finally managed to have sex with the innkeeper’s daughter. The next time he arrived, he was looking forward to an exciting few days. He dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat the girl with an infant on her lap.
    “Helen, why didn’t you write when you learned you were pregnant?” he cried. “I would’ve rushed up here, we could’ve gotten married, and the baby would have my name!”
    “Well,” she said. “When my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night thinking and talking, and we decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a conservative.”

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    Corrigendum says:

    Her surname isn’t ‘Pilgrim’ it’s ‘Pig grim’.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But not the money back.

  96. 96
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Well tried Harry but that sound clip reminds me of John Bunyan’s Pilgrims Non-Progress!

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    Socialists are all hypocrits says:

    The only investigation required is exactly what she is doing posing as a “nurse” on the front-line rather than a full -time union official and not declaring her political purposes and affiliations when attacking Lansley and being “economical” with the events but then again what do you expect she is a labour supporter after all and when have the Labour Party ever told the whole truth about anything….especially when they were in government.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Yes – I wondered about that, too.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Look at the right wing beauties; you have to put a cover over them if you are desperate enough to fuck them. Most have an empty space between their ears as well.

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    Delish says:

    That’s harsh. You haven’t tried their chicken katsu curry with rice. Lovely stuff.

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    Get rid of Lansley says:

    Lansley’s an incompetent twat, though.

  102. 102
    P. Doff says:

    Guido doesn’t keep ducks!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If they put as much effort into finding a job that they do moaning and protesting they might get a job!

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    Engineer says:

    The £43,000 pays for 1.6 Union officials, so she’s probably getting £30,000 or a bit less. Also, it isn’t clear whether the £43,000 figure is just salaries or includes on-costs – not that it matters, it’s still an obvious potential efficiency saving.

  105. 105
    Daily Mail Readership says:

    And long may they continue to do it ..now fuck off and get a job…

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    She's been caught out says:

    Look, she made it clear she didn’t want to talk to you. That’s only because she’s a lying little c unt but that’s all, no other reason.

  107. 107
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    End the Union Modernisation Fund that’d sort it.

  108. 108
    Beckett Fish says:

    Clegg: “My dead grandfather would back Andrew Lansley’s NHS reforms” – Apt; this plan would lead to lots more dead grandfathers…

  109. 109
    Crikey says:

    You would die, she would be busy organising an away day or attending a “meeting”.

  110. 110
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    43 grand……plus expenses!

  111. 111
    Wheelchair Winny says:

    I worked with nurses. Most of them are lazy dictators.

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    Engineer says:

    True – but I suppose you never get everything you want in life. Sometimes you just have to accept small mercies, cut your losses and move on.

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    getting used to this now says:

    I’m in St G’s next week- I’ll take a few copies of this blog page to read and leave lying about……….

  114. 114
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    There’s a very true saying – 80% of the work is usually done by 20% of the people.

    Would this apply to the NHS?

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    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    Awesome- you googled “joke”, “sex” and “conservative” and came up with that fucking unfunny piece of shit?

    Fuck off.

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    Larry the Cat says:

    Katsu curry? Doesn’t sound so good to me.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well we can all be a little creative with the truth, can’t we Jane?

  118. 118
    TJB says:

    Are they going to make more grandfathers just so they can kill them off? It may improve productivity I guess.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yeah i suppose, Would have been better if he had been hung tho.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    Well done the Daily Mail. Benefits claimants need abuse and defamation. The more the better.

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    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    I don’t give a fuck where the c u n t s eat, I just don’t want to fucking pay for it any more.

    When are we going to rise up and fucking destroy the socialist cancer? I just cannot fucking take any more of this shit.

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    Shocked of Sheen says:

    These labour/union so-and-sos must be revealed for what they are: well done Guido and Harry Cole.

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    Engineer says:

    That is also true!

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    Wheelchair Winny says:

    What a nasty nazi Hunt this Pilgrim is. The problem with the NHS is it is full of nazi socialist dictators like this bitch who are purely motivated by self interest politics. Nazi cows like this would introduce a eugenics programe to ensure non socialists are wiped out!

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    Grumpy Old Man says:


  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    Do u have Mrs T picture in the toilet? With this attitude no self respecting women will sleep with you. Either a prostitute or a hand job!

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    For you it could be innkeeper’s son.

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    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Imho Lansley is a thoughtful man, trying his best to reform a monster; come on, we’ll see just who is incompetant when more people like this “nurse” are exposed as the conniving self-serving ladder climbers that they are, and we are paying them FGS!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But where would the wealth come from then ? we know the socailists like spending money, Can they make money tho?

  130. 130
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Ajusting expenditure to meet available income is not a Union Core Value.

  131. 131
    J Alan Jones says:

    The NHS will not change until there is a direct financial connection between the service and the users. Until the patients make some financial contribution to their treatment, it need be only a small but significant contribution.
    For example in the real world, if one has a need for a cataract operation the NHS will do it, replace the cloudy natural lens with a plastic lens; BUT, they will only fit a fixed focus lens. Glasses needed for near vision.
    If one wants a dual focus lens the NHS will NOT do it but the same surgeon will do it in a private hospital at a full cost of £2000+ per eye. Then glasses not needed.
    However, the cost of the dual focus lens is only £400 greater than the single focus lens.
    Why will the NHS not do it?
    In Canada the government health service will, does and even encourages it!?

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    or dog or goat.

  133. 133
    anonymouse says:

    Just say you have an appointment with Sister Porter and see where they send you.

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    Everybody who isn't a completely mental socialist arsehole says:

    Hi Jane,

    Please go on strike permanently. I’d rather that than pay you to screw up the NHS.


  135. 135
    Jane Pig Grin says:

    I don’t want to talk to you. I’ve got an empowerment shopping trip to John Lewis, followed by an empowerment dinner at Wagamama. I’ve got someone to investigate you.

  136. 136
    Ungern Sternberg says:

    She resembles Kathy Bates in “Misery.”

  137. 137
    Word of advice says:

    Hi Jane. Your makeup ain’t workin.

  138. 138
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Taking my recent experience of NHS hospitals into account, only on a good day. Ward computors get 100% 24/7 attention, however.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    UPDATE: Unison’s delectable head of press Mary Maguire seems to awknowledge she doesn’t have a leg to stand on:

    Mary Maguire
    @MrH8rryC8le go away
    4 minutes ago via webReplyRetweetFavorite‘Fraid it doesn’t quite work like that Mary.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Don’t be ridiculous. Making money is not a Socialist Core Value. Looting money from other people is a Socialist Core Value.

  141. 141
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Great. More UnisonLeaks!!!!!

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    Did she ask you touch her? Has any women, except for money asked you to touch her? Buy a mirror.

  143. 143
    Billy Bowden says:

    Quote of the Day

    “Dear Dave Cameron, please sack Andrew Lansley and while you’re at it sack the idiot who gave him the job.”

    Guido Fawkes

  144. 144
    Jimmy says:

    Is this Guido’s way of saying one of them is black?

  145. 145
    Mike Hunt says:

    So much less trouble than the patients.

  146. 146
    Beckett Fish says:

    Officially can no longer hear the words Andrew Lansley without mentally adding ‘Tosser!’ onto the end

  147. 147
    biology pedant. says:

    I really don’t have to correct you two, do I now?

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    Have you looked at Mr Pickle, more like 10.

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    Jane Pilgrim is the woman from Misery says:

    I knew Jane Pilgirm reminded me of someone famous. And then I got it.

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    Mike Hunt says:

    And some awards to collect of course.

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    What an utter cunt says:

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    Jane Pilgrim is the woman from Misery says:

    Great minds think alike. Only just read your post after posting the video below.

  153. 153
    albacore says:

    Nice to see a legal, decent, honest and truthful politician headlining the ads above the blog.
    Keep up the good work, Guido.

  154. 154
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Because Green Dave is a spinless tosser who would rather pick a phony row with Oxford University over how many blacks they admit, innit?

  155. 155
    Why have you blocked me Guido? says:

    Oh you haven’t, that’s OK then.

  156. 156
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You’d need to go down to the docks for some fucking thick rope first.

  157. 157
    Jane Pilgrim says:

    As well as pretending to be a nurse, I’m pretending to be a Management Consultant too. Look:


  158. 158
    Thick Northern Cunt says:

    But it’s free…..oh

  159. 159
    Thick Northern Cunt says:

    I’lll bugger t’bitch til she’s nursing her own ass wound

  160. 160
    Wheelchair Winny says:

    @Billy B. They make their money off the backs of others, rich or poor. This unethical Hunt Pilgrim would sell her own granny into protistution if she could gain from it. Hunts like her deserve everything coming them. They will get their come uppance.

  161. 161
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Before I saw her picture I thought Jo Barnd was the sexiest nurse who ever worked for the NHS, but I’m glad to see they are keeping up the standards. Ding Dong!

  162. 162
    Deep Who says:

    Unless and until the BBC is ripped apart and the debate moved back to something other than left versus really left, it will continue. For that you need a Conservative government – or even just a Conservative party that is Conservative – and that just is not the case.

    The USA, which is where I’ll be for a fre years, doesn’t get everything – or even much – right, but the centre ground over here is miles to the right of the UK now. The old French snipe about ‘Anglo-Saxon Capatalism’ is dead because only the USA practice it and even here it’s a shadow of what it was.

  163. 163
    Deep Who says:

    Sad but fucking true. Cons are a piss-poor imitation of a once great party.

  164. 164
    Anon E Mouse says:

    If I’m reading her CV correctly I can’t see how she’s ever been a real nurse with the 2 ‘qualifications’ being in management bull*******g and her work experience in lecturing and management.

  165. 165
    Billy's Mum says:

    Put that tiny withered excuse for a dick away. It ain’t coming – or cumming – near me.

  166. 166
    Leroy's 9-incher says:

    I’ve been up a few hags but nothing as rough as that. Still, any hole and all that.

  167. 167
    FGAU says:

    She sounds like a mental defective. Can you imagine putting your life in the hands of someone who sounds like that?

    She’s the best argument for privatised medicine I’ve ever heard.

  168. 168
    Deep Who says:

    Fuck me that website looks like it’s been knocked together by a 6 year old. Both in presentation and content. What a load of fatuous shite. Surely, this should be propaganda gold for Tories in the fight to control the public sector. Shame Dave and his ilk are wet as piss. Don’t know if I hate lefties like this whore more or pussies like Dave for failing to stand up to it.

  169. 169
    Deep Who says:

    Stupid whore. Lied like fuck and is frantically covering tracks – go for the jugular Guido.

  170. 170
    sockpuppet #4 says:


    3 pages. 3 quid a month.

  171. 171
    Gladys Pew says:

    Aren’t they modern enough by now?

  172. 172
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Almost as ugly as that fat fuck former window licker minder Jo Brand.

  173. 173
    Jabba the Cat says:

    You plan to stick your dick between their ears?

  174. 174
    Observer says:

    If the taxpayer is paying for nurses to be Unison officials, presumably this frees Unison from footing the bill and allows Unison to give more to the Labour Party. So, the taxpayer is indirectly funding Labour via the NHS.

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    lola says:

    Compare that ignorant stupid bitch’s comments and lies with this:

    [audio src="http://www.cobdencentre.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/CCR_Show_15_Brian_Micklethwait_With_Detlev_Schlichter.mp3" /]

    She would no doubt castigate the interviewee as right wing and callous…

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    lola says:

    +2 squared

  177. 177
    Mary Does Not Give a Damn Maguire says:

    What an utter Hunt!

  178. 178
    Wan Gok says:

    Tidy yourself up Pilgrim you minger. Looked in the mirror recently? You are a sad reflection of how the NHS is now. An unmanagable costly mess! You and your socialist fuck ups should hang your heads in shame, no style and no substance!

  179. 179
    man getting ready to perch on a barstool says:

    luckily stopped laughing. thus saving 342 pounds (inc. vat)

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    An admirer says:

    You know what I find most disconcerting about those rosy-cheeked ventriloquists’ puppets?

    That joint in the face that enables the lower lip to be moved up and down.

    Just like Jane’s.

  181. 181
    Call me Infidel says:

    Probably just as well she isn’t doing any real work. Would anyone actually want that ugly fuckpig looking after them?

  182. 182
    Child of the 90s says:

    OMG! Scarey!

  183. 183
    Age (and most everything else) before beauty says:

    I’ve printed Jane’s photo and hung up from the mantlepiece.

    Keeps the kids away from the fire.

  184. 184
    Mo Ritious says:

    It would cure me in no time if that ugly pig head socialist slapper was my ‘nurse’. Staying in hospital would not be an option….

    Well done for exposing this Mr Fawkes

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    Captn P says:

    “With a variety of offerings to choose from, we’re sure you’ll be happy working with us. Look around our website and if you have any comments or questions, please feel free to contact us. ”

    oh makes you shudder …

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    Last true capitalist says:

    I do hope that munter come’s here for a read !

  188. 188
    Sailor says:

    Did you see how they spell “believe” very professional my arse.

  189. 189
    Muuurty's Ghuuurst says:

    Tonight’s paper has a headline along the lines of ‘96% OF NURSES WANT LANSLEY TO QUIT’

    How about 100% of the fuckers get on with what they are actually paid to do?

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    At least they wipe themselves from the genepool says:

    Lets face it apart from sticking it up other mens bums and mouths a large percentage of wet lefty male appendages are surplus to requiement and totally useless in the modern world.

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    Who's laughing now Jane? says:

    Here is the bitches email and address:

    6 Crescent Rd Kingston, Surrey KT27QR

  192. 192
    The Gland & Genetics excuses won't work as no one came out of Auschwitz fat. says:

    Fat fuckers like her need a fat tax in society created and implemented on, that would see clear up the deficit when all the porkers have to cough up for their toughing ways.

    Postergirl for the NHS? Fucking hell……….fat fucker.

  193. 193
    alister says:

    About has “our company” and “our consultant” NOT nurse

  194. 194
    EuroSlave says:

    Anyone notice she put her address on her website?
    6 Crescent Rd Kingston, Surrey KT27QR

  195. 195
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Those that shout loudest about the NHS seem to be those that don’t actually work on the front line.
    The NHS is over staffed, thanks to labour’s misguided thinking that throwing money at the service would create greater efficiency. How wrong, yet again, were the labour clowns.
    Labour and the unions need to understand that the country cannot afford freeloaders.

  196. 196
    I don't need no doctor says:

    First Mrs. Duffy, then Jane Pilgrim. Which fat bitch is going to be wheeled out next by labour, the gutter press or the unions.

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    Great work Guido. The more exposure of these parasites the better.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Outstanding work.

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    I'm not a cynic but..... says:

    So they can listen through walls?

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    ZXCVB says:

    What have Jane Pilgrim and Claire Solomons got in common…..yep you guessed it.

  201. 201
    ZXCVB says:

    I personally want 100% who voted in this ubber group think bollox to resign. The good practical working nurses didn’t attend as they were to busy doing their jobs. These delegates are the problem.

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    UKCut says:

    I’m sure she’ll be charging the taxpayer circa £1,000 per day for her expertise

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    LCF says:

    My ex was a nurse who claimed to be “Conservative”, but was fast climbing the Labour ladder of “Not Being a Nurse”, and her mum was a Union Representative. I’d love to see her face round about now….! Good Times! Just please get a backbone on this, Cameron and Lansley.

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    Andrew Lansley says:

    I’m very very very sorry Dave has shit all over me and my loony reforms.

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    Guido's tea party blog of nutters says:

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    Cameron's own MPs think Lansley is a twat and his reforms are moronic says:

    David Cameron’s health reforms risk destroying the NHS, says Tory doctor

    David Cameron is warned by a Tory MP and family doctor that his health reforms could “destroy” the National Health Service.


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    ERS says:

    That site has an unmoderated contact form where wellwishers can send messages of ‘support’.


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    socialism is a mental illness says:

    Well said comment no 5. There must be THOUSANDS just like her, seek them out and destroy them.

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    misterned says:

    They are there solely to fearmonger through spreading poisonous disinformation.

    Getting rid of all the union reps should save a few quid, remove a source of de-motivation and increase productivity. Wins all round!

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    misterned says:

    Well you can easily repair that joke to make it funny by changing the word “conservative” to “socialist” or some other equally retarded, backwards, corrupt and reality challenged grouping.

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    misterned says:

    I do remember the later years of the last government when they had to sack about 10,000 nurses nationally, because the massive expansion of taxpayer’s money that was pumped into the NHS was so piss poorly managed that they took on far more nurses than even their increased budgets could manage. And because they wasted so much of that increase on managers, administrators, diversity cordinators, global warming managers etc. with the accomanying featherbedded company cars, fuel allowances, second home allowances etc…

    This was also part of a left wing agenda. To meet the “demand” for all these nurses, they had to bring in loads from overseas and this helped meet their “rubbing the right’s noses in multiculturalism” targets!

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    ripple says:

    …of course…the NHS most important criteria and the yardstick by what it should be measured is levels of employment not patient care..!

  213. 213
    misterned says:

    By all means keep up the pressure on her, but who actually knows that she is a lying tax parasite instead of a full time nurse? Watching the mainstream media, one is given the impression that she is a “Nightingalian heroine” fighting the evil tory cutters who want to destroy the NHS and privatise sickness itself.

    Certainly the BBC is firmly in her corner and Lansley is being a total pussy about tackling the mountain of waste that gets in the way of delivering world class healthcare.

  214. 214
    misterned says:

    More spreading love and joy from the religion of peace then?

  215. 215
    misterned says:

    Standard left wing stalling tactic. When reality occasionally manages to intrude into their fantasy world and it confuses them, they announce an “investigation” and then hope that reality goes away again.

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    misterned says:

    They have been having soooooo much shit in Wisconsin, because their governor wants to stop unions from interfering in the state delivering the services that tax payers fund.

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    Mark Skid says:

    I just took all my money and left. Britain is a third world shithole now, and it is beyond restoration.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Yes, strange this angle of the story managed to slip past those eagle eyed beeboid seekers after the truth on the Today programme. Surprising that, isn’t it !!!!
    Cameron & co might just be wishing they’d paid a bit more attention to those advocating root & branch reform of the bbc on day 1 in government, the bbc motto is clearly ‘never give a sucker an even break’.

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    Woof Woof says:

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    Anonymous says:

    You can also email her at pilgrimway@blueyonder.co.uk

  221. 221
    Fubar Saunders says:

    Never trust a ginger.

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    firefoxx says:

    Seconded. Excellent investigative journalism.
    Keep up the good work.

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    Ber bum lil says:

    This is a brilliant site , found by accident! There is a clear, VERY, clear policy on using NHS “time” and materials ( PC Usage and printing materials ect) to fund, promote, and intimiidate staff to join a union. THIS IS LARGLY IGNORED. It has been brought to the attention of Union big wags ( sorry, big wigs) and seniour management but to no avail. Anyways you will or will not be suyrprised to know that it is the INCOMPETENT

  224. 224
    Ber bum lil says:

    oops apologies for falling off seat at computer laughing!
    Typos and spellos are all part of life now!
    continued: Incompetent staff who get promoted and become union reps AND guess who also become Unison reps?… MANAGERS Hmmm bet you wish you didn’t know that… heehee

    She shows no remorse for her little mishap.. neither did her mother, apparently, when she gave birth.

    Ugly women should be screened and unheard. she is a great argument for the use of Burqua.

  225. 225
    Ber bum lil says:

    211misterned says:
    April 14, 2011 at 9:00 am
    By all means keep up the pressure on her, but who actually knows that she is a lying tax parasite

    Answer: she opened her mouth and spoke!

  226. 226
    Cinna says:

    They protesteth too much. Scared of being thrown off the gravt train.
    Reform now! How the hell has the NHS been allowed to get in this state? It’s for the benefit of patients…not the staff.

  227. 227
    Severely Annoyed says:

    Don’t you mean “boycotting a meeting…?”

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