April 9th, 2011

Saturday Seven Up

7upAt the beginning of the week Oliver Letwin put his foot in his mouth, again, telling Boris Johnson that: “We don’t want more people from Sheffield flying away on cheap holidays”. It looked like a disastrously out of touch gaffe as millions of “squeezed middle” swing voters prepare to go on their cheap annual holiday away from austerity. David Cameron inadvertently provided the perfect rebuttal by flying away on a cheap Ryanair flight. On Thursday this blog’s readers saw him pictured with Sam looking grumpy in a way that fellow cattle class travellers will recognise.  On Friday it was front page news around the world…

Political hacks agreed it was the best PR Cameron had got in months. Sceptical media cynics reckoned it was too good to be true and that it was a Downing Street inspired photo-op, BBC and Sky hacks speculated that it was a set-up and even admired the cleverness of the user-generated-content style camera phone shot. Somewhat flattering Craig Oliver’s abilities…

Last week saw 76,061 visitors make 213,679 visits to view 334,914 pages – that is twice as many readers as the New Statesman – we’re Britain’s number one political website. The seven most popular stories were:


  1. 1
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Anyone tracked down that video of the buisnessmen roaring with laughter at Millibandwagon’s failure to answer the question of his buisness experience?

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    It’s such a lovely day, I’m gonna spend the whole time on here annoying people.

  3. 3
    I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud says:

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    Rebekah Brooks says:

    Phew, not on the list! Cheers Guido – we’re all in it together!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off bitch!

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    the sleeper says:

    I’m afraid Dr. Beeching got there before you, stupid cow.

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    The semi-coherent ramblings of an ill-informed arse... says:

    Vote conservative,you know it makes sense !!

    Who gives me this drivel to write

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    Tom Baldwin says:

    The semi-coherent ramblings of an ill-informed arse…

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    The comment above was made by a spokesperson for the coalition

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    What question? The BBC says:

    I don’t think there is a video. BBC News covered all of their man’s speech and even stayed to hear him take questions even though that took them through the top of the hour. (something they would never have done for Cameron)

    At first it all went well for their man but suddenly a traitor in the audience asked Red Ed why Labour did sweet FA to cut red tape for business during their three terms in office. The rotter even tried to help Ed by suggesting most of the regulations that hinder business come from the EU. This was obviously too delicate a subject for the BBC to broadcast so they cut away from their man’s unease and back to the studio to read the news headlines.

    So the question on Red Ed’s business experience was never aired.

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    frankie boyle says:

    “We don’t want more people from Sheffield flying away on cheap holidays”.


  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Charles Kennedy caught flouting the law by dropping cigarette ends in street
    Former Lib Dem leader hit with £50 fine.

    Read more: http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/2217748#ixzz1J18YTg00

  13. 13
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I will increathe corporation tax to 80 perthent, and uthe the money to create wealth-creating jobth in the public thector.

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    South of the M4 says:

    So she has seen the latest edition of National Geographic which has a feature on the regeneration of the disused above ground train lines in lower NYC. Suspect she is not there but attempting to appear cultural. Doubt if she has actually got of her arse and visited a not too great area of NYC.

  15. 15
    Ed Balls says:

    Indeed, coaliition M.P’s tend to talk out of their arses.

    Roll on May 5 2011

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    html boogie says:

    You don’t annoy anyone Bill….. except perhaps that little c­unt tat.

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    Legal alien says:

    I don’t mind people from Sheffield taking cheap flights abroad, as long as they don’t come back.

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    MuzzieGroomer says:

    All Anglos leave my country, but leave your children behind, as a disciple of Al*ah I must live as he lived.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    And today on Blue Peter we will show you how to build a gallows for Gordon Brown with screws, nuts, bolts, jute, sticky back plastic and old railway sleepers.

  20. 20
    Aunt Hilda says:

    shame she didn’t walk the track and get whacked

  21. 21
    Young Tim says:

    love it alien

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Why does this remind me of that it took three days, one million or so youtube hits for the BBC to pick up Dan Hannan remarks on Brown, the “Brezhnev era apparatchik.”

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    Call me Dave - EU traitor says:

    I will give the great British people a referendum on our relationship with the EU.

  24. 24
    Young Tim says:

    I live abroad and its terrible to say but if I encounter engish tourists here I never speak english at all.

  25. 25
    fuck off already! says:

    How many pre-teen girls are you going to fuck today you son of a bitch muzzie?

  26. 26
    thick as rhino hide says:

    I don’t know what you’re on, but it must be super strength shit.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Cor! Aren’t you the lucky one. Didn’t see all the homeless people sleeping on said park benches, then? Or were they all herded away so you could have a look?

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    Yes, all the locals know this. That is why they practice their english when they walk past you.

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    neutered news says:

    What was that information you paid the police for?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Former Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy, 51, has been hit with a £50 fine after being caught dropping cigarette ends in a street in Glasgow city centre.

    The Ross, Skye and Lochaber MP was approached by a warden outside Glasgow Central Station on Thursday. An onlooker, who did not want to be named, took photographs of the incident on his mobile phone.

    He said: “He’d been puffing at the entrance for about half-an-hour while chatting away on his mobile phone.

    “He stood in the one spot and must have smoked four fags – each time letting the dog-end fall on to the pavement beside him.

    “But the council litter patrol was keeping a good eye on him to see if he was going to leave them there.

    “And once he started to walk away, they pounced.

    “He wasn’t happy because I was standing there taking pictures, but I said to him, ‘it’s a public place Charles, I have got the right to take pictures.

    “You have got to accept your punishment. You are not above the law’.”

    Mr Kennedy was targeted by anti-litter wardens from the city council’s Clean Glasgow campaign. They are under orders to hit anyone caught dropping rubbish with an on-the-spot penalty.

    The witness added: “Mr Kennedy tried to talk his way out of it, but the litter warden was having none of it.

    “He should know better. Politicians like him are always preaching to us to obey the law.”

    Read more: http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/2217748#ixzz1J1PEoemI

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    neutered news says:

    Hannan needs to sell up out of Blue Labour. He is beginning to sound like a hypocrite; batting for the side that is as bad as it’s predecessor with respect to the EU.

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    not a self promoting arse hole says:

    Fuck off Billy!

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    Dack Blog says:

    Hardly ‘cattle class’ in the waiting area. Where were the great unwashed? Whiffs of a set-up/find a patsy to me.

    He should sack that new PR fella – surely most thought that whole ‘I’m suffering too’ charade was pathetic.

    Cameron needs to grow a pair. It’s like the sad kid wanting to be your mate at school: if they’d only said “Fuck you, who needs you?” you’d have had some respect for them.

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    9w58tynvpw9 says:

    The little Hitlers are proving themselves!

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    Hague the Vague - EU traitor and twat says:

    “PR fella”s have no place in politics.

    Politicians should stand by their own words or fall on their swords. No spin required.

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    Mrs Duffy says:

    Where’s Gordon?

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    Being Dave's Public Realations dogsbody is very lucrative says:

    “Sceptical media cynics reckoned it was too good to be true”

    You mean those who aren’t gullible twats.
    Dave’s PR snaps only fooled the very feeble minded.

    “David Cameron inadvertently provided the perfect rebuttal by flying away on a cheap Ryanair flight.”


    He “inadvertantly” set up this tacky public relations stunt did he ?

    Did perfect Dave inadvertantly choose to fly by Rayanair and inadvertantly choose a cheap hotel while Craig Oliver inadvertantly leaked the entire wheeze to the telegraph leaving only you inadvertantly publish the art for the rest of the tabloids to front page the story ?

    Pull the other fucking one chum.
    We all know call me Dave is famous for being a public relations twat.

    If Blair did this you wouldn’t have stopped laughing at how amateurish it all was, but then Blair didn’t pay you did he ?

    Never mind, if you’re a very good boy and give Dave more “perfect” PR guff you might get another nice doggytreat.

    You might inadvertantly get leaked pics of call me ordinary Dave buying chocolate eggs for the kids in Tescos at easter from Craig Oliver, sorry, your ‘co-conspirator’.

    You can flog them off for some easy money too and have another astonishing scoop to join your Dave sits in an airport shocker.

  38. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    Just like I said I would.

  39. 39
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Are you the PM Brown?

    Then fuck off.

  40. 40
    Going for the easy targets says:

    A joke, isn’t it? Drop a fag-butt, get a £50 fine. Drive around in a Corsa at midnight with rap-music noise blaring out at full volume? Fine: £0.00.

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    Another muzzie says:

    Allah-willing, as many girls as there are pounds in my benefits monies. Inshallah!

  42. 42
    pretending to be someone else says:

    Fuck off, tat! @both of the above

  43. 43
    albacore says:

    And not just the EU.
    If blueing £650 million of taxed, scrimped, saved, borrowed and printed money to pay off the sub-contintentals he’s so petrified of didn’t let the cat out of the bag on the Cast-Iron limp lettuce, nowt will.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    I agree – and as someone said at 12:04, “Dave’s PR snaps only fooled the very feeble minded.”

    The country’s a mess, well-educated idiot Dave’s out of his depth, every ‘cut’ he makes is given away in foreign-aid (including EU bailouts), one screeching policy U-turn after another, and then he (or his clod-headed adviser) comes up with the “let’s pretend man-of-the-people Dave is suffering too” stunt. In a Ryanair departure lounge.

    FFS. “We can’t go on like this.”

  45. 45
    ha has no life says:

    of Fawkes statbollocks 76,000 visitors Billy Bumhole is 50,000 of them

  46. 46
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Intresting week , Good to see another piggie admit thier guilt in the theft of public funds (still another 600 odd to go) , Disapointing through the lack of totty this week Guido :-)

  47. 47
    pretending to be someone else says:

    I see tat’s whipping himself up into a hissy fit over Dave Cameron again. Big girl’s blouse.

  48. 48
    pretending to be someone else says:

    “He’d been puffing at the entrance for about half-an-hour ”

    Makes a welcome refrain from sleeping in one in a pool of his own piss.

  49. 49
    Ray Wilkins says:

    Stay on your feet, lads.

  50. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I thought concil tax covered street cleaning?

  51. 51
    pretending to be someone else says:

    Morley must go down for 2 years.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    piss off tat and stop pretending to be someone else you mong loser

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    fuck off tat @tat above

  54. 54
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Have £5 billion of UK taxpayers money Portugal and don’t worry about paying it back because the Irish aren’t going to pay back the £7 Billion I gave them.

    Pip! Pip!

  55. 55
    wow you really fooled us there says:

    …said tat

  56. 56
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nah , Hang the thief!

  57. 57
    fuzzy wuzzy in my bubby fuggy says:

    Dave has a mooslim in his cabinet

    have I just blown your mind?

  58. 58
    we all know you're a cowardly weasel tat says:

    ..said tat

  59. 59
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Telegraph say this links to ideo od Q&a from Ed miliband


  60. 60
    George Monbiot says:

    Only climate change ‘experts’ are allowed to clock up air miles.

  61. 61
    Try and be normal says:

    For Gove’s sake TaT.

    Its a warm spring day. Go outside for once.
    Walk the streets. Sit in the park in the warmth and clear your angry mind,

    You’ll feel much better.
    Just don’t touch anyone inappropriately.

  62. 62
    David Cameron says:

    “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”

  63. 63
    smoggie says:

    you should stop whining like a pussy for once in your life tat

  64. 64
    Try and be normal says:

    Why are you so jealous?
    If you posted under your own moniker once in a while you would be just as high up the post ratings as Billy.

  65. 65
    P.Kropotkin says:

    you are twice as popular as the new statesman…you’re also free, and we stay for two minutes.

    You’ve now owned a rally agains debt, which takes place in a week, has no infrastructure behind it, and could be an extraordinary own goal for you.

    so if i were you, i’d get your ample arses out of the office chair and get out the base, because at the moment yr on track to show how little support there is for the cuts. well done you.

  66. 66
    P.Kropotkin says:

    arggh, okay not a week, a month. makes it all the more a test of what commitment there is

  67. 67
    London Nan says:

    I did.
    What a load of shit.

  68. 68
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    I’m very very sorry.

    Please don’t arrest all my reporters.

  69. 69
    George Monbiot says:

    Not nearly as bad as Heir to Blair though.

  70. 70
    David Cameron says:

    I am the Heir to Blair. I said so twice.

  71. 71
    Old Nick Heavenly (cue Dutrou vids and lots of foaming at the mouth) says:

    They probably would not talk to you anyway, even if you spoke English.

    Recently, walking out of Karl Marx Strasse, Trier, a Brazilian couple made a comment to Baby Heavenly, in Brazilian. Mrs H replied in Portuguese and a 10 minute chat followed in English.

    Later the same day, in the checkout queque, I spoke to a young Brit with Mummy and Daddy (prob Luxembourg residents) and they all blanked me totally.

  72. 72
    Andy Coulson says:

    I’m not scared of jail. Dave will help me out won’t you Dave? Dave?? DAVE!!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This may be post where comments go down as well as up.

  74. 74

    Not until I get my tenner back.

    ‘Just till the afternoon’ he said.

    How am I going to get that back? Have to a Tristam Hunt and claim it back .04p a time on travel expenses.


  75. 75
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    One day we will get politicons that have lived and worked in the real world!

  76. 76
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    In New Zealand?

  77. 77
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wouldnt worry , Ken Clarke is letting them all out of prison anyway.

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  79. 79

    Ah! You are talking about a superposition.

  80. 80
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    In Britain tat.

    It’s that place where you don’t live but spend your life on here whining about.

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  82. 82
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Where has Eric Pickles’ neck gone?

  83. 83
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Put me back in government !!

    We would go RIGHT UP in the popularity ratings then RIGHT DOWN in the credit ratings….

  84. 84
    Dave's unerring judgement says:

    “Being Dave’s Public Realations dogsbody is very lucrative”

    Absolfuckinglutely spot on that man.

  85. 85
    annette curton says:

    Billy practises Quantum Superposition.

  86. 86
    ZZzzz says:

    fuck off tat

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    "Political hacks agreed it was the best PR Cameron had got in months." = HORSESHIT says:

    Everbody is laughing at just how shit a PR stunt this is.

    Anyone stupid enough to think the public doesn’t know Cameron is a multi-millionaire is as moronic as the twats who set this PR stunt up.

    You seriously think the public will say “I see David Cameron’s lost all his money and has to go on cheap holidays now he’s the PM” Like fuck they will.

    They’re going to roll their eyes at yet another sledging with the huskies, windturbine on his house, bicycling to work with his car following with his red boxes style incompetent P.R. twattery as usual.

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    * says:

    Driving around in a Cortina smoking doobies with a clown in the passenger seat at 3 a.m. listening to Debussy at 114 dB? Priceless.

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    * says:

    He ate it.

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    Invisible Ed says:

    Thuck on thiss Balls!

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    Call Me Diddy Dave says:

    I think most people know and understand he’s even more of a stooge for ideological nutters than Dubya was – a long groomed blue-blood PR man who’s been around Number 10 since Thatcher was PM. It’s the same thing: unfinished business for those old men in the shadows.

    Not even a completely pathetic Labour Party will blow the next election, though. This time next year another Tory [or Tory led] term won’t even be worth discussing. It’ll be all over next time around and at least another decade in the wilderness. Bally good game to be had in the wilderness, actually. Toodle-pip!

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    I see labour benefit scroungers, like you, are running scared of Cameron.

  93. 93
    Phil says:

    Yeah but he probably earned it in the private sector as opposed to Labour who decided that they would rob the taxpayer blind to finance the lifestyle they thought they were entitled to,totally fuck up the economy and then spend their leisure in opposition whining at the like’s of Cameron and Clogg who have to take the flak for clearing up the shite pile that Milliband and his fellow pykies left.

  94. 94
    QWERTY says:

    Prescott, shut the fuck up you fucking fat lying fat ugly fat slag shagging fat stupid fat Welsh fat fucking c u n t.

  95. 95
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Do what I always did – use one of Silvio Berlusconi’s villas – oh, all for free as well.

  96. 96
    Tracey Temple says:

    ~Harsh – but very fair.

  97. 97
    billy's on the bog says:

    donna are the coors in the fridge? cheers!

  98. 98
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    ‘There is a deep tradition that Labour governments end with devaluation, a financial crisis and a budgetary crisis’.

    ‘Wild,wild,wild mismanagement on an absolutely staggering scale….’

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    Gooey Blob says:

    The BBC won’t air that. They’d rightly air any similar incidents that might happen to Cameron or possibly Clegg, but never to a Labour leader. Not even to a caretaker leader like Ed Miliband.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Yes dear. Anything else?

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    They thought you were Belgian.

  102. 102
    Billy Badgerbummer says:

    I like badgers and bumming, so why not combine the two?

  103. 103
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Starkey is my main man.

  104. 104
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You are just a perverted exhibitionist if you want the truth.

  105. 105
    Billy Badgerbummer says:

    That makes at least two of us then.

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    QWERTY says:

    So Sky News are reporting that on Monday a report will be published that says the merging of Lloyds HBos was a mistake. Can anyone remember which one eyed goon personally made this deal happen and what other goon who works for the BBC made a big fuss over what a genius the one eyed goon was?

    Anyone want to bet the BBC won’t be mentioning the one eyed goons role in this fuck up on Monday.

  107. 107
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Peston and Brown? Or was it darling?

  108. 108
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You wouldnt Adam and eve it ?


  109. 109
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    how many BBC staff does in need to cover a royal wedding?


  110. 110
    nell says:

    And since it’s a bank holiday , no doubt the beeb will be paying them all double time!!

  111. 111
    Call Me Diddy Dave says:

    I see you’re wrong on both counts, you fucknugget..

  112. 112
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Get a fuckin’ job you benefit scrounging Hunt.

  113. 113
    Serves you right says:

    With the £145.50 you give them.
    Who’s the mug?

  114. 114
    David Cameron says:

    Have not the rich already suffered enough?

  115. 115
    Call Me Diddy Dave says:

    “We don’t have a Democracy” – Starkey. He’s nailed it but not in the wet Tory way he means it.

    Starkey is absolutely correct about the state Labour Governments leave office in but it won’t change the outcome of the next election. It’s a countdown and you can only hope they do the damage you want them to in time. The police won’t help the nasty party when it kicks off. They don’t seem to have helped much so far.

    However, you should perhaps seek medical help if he’s still your main man every time he waxes wankical about an American way of life that never ever lived up to its billing nor exists now [except maybe in the deluded minds of the cloistered circles he lives in] or when he uses his own personal history of Britain to expose himself as a incredibly bitter and mean spirited human.

  116. 116
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    OH YES !!!


  117. 117
    QWERTY says:

    Peston and the jock mong.

    Straight from the BBC

    “…He added that the deal was negotiated at a very high level, with Prime Minister Gordon Brown telling Lloyds TSB chairman Sir Victor Blank that it would helpful if Lloyds could end the uncertainty surrounding HBOS by buying it. ..”


    The jock mong had to put aside the very competition rules that allowed the Lloyds takeover to go ahead, that was the MONGS decision and now I bet the BBC will try to pretend the mong had nothing to do with it. Expect Peston to spin some other load of bollocks.

  118. 118
    Call Me Diddy Dave says:

    I don’t need a job because I retired after selling my business. At 28 years old.

  119. 119
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:


  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    Dear Guido, Is the News of the World the only paper involved in phone tapping? Please investigate.
    Now that the very rich and famous are to be compensated for their phones being tapped, can you start a campaign for them to give their “compensation” to charities. It grieves me that the likes of Prescott and Jowell etc., will get huge sums of dosh.Ill gotten gains in fact and all millionaires. Do your best. Thank you.

  121. 121
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    More pies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  122. 122
    Small society in the Big House says:

    Give that man what he wants! He’s one of us.

  123. 123
    Statement from the C*nservative party says:

    It’s all Labours fault this country is a third world EU sh*thole.

  124. 124
    BOB coCROWch says:

    No !! It was Fatttcherr.

  125. 125
    Statement from the Labour party says:

    It’s all the C*nservatives fault this country is a third world EU sh*thole.

  126. 126
    Statement from the Liberal Democrat party says:

    I agree with them.

  127. 127
    fuck them all says:

    You are wasting your breath here. Guido loves nothing more than to maintain the status quo.

  128. 128
    Too Unaccountable To Fail says:

    Shurely it should be “I agree with Nick-ing everybody’s hard earned to give to banks and Iberian straw donkeys suffering from fiscal liquidity difficulties and emotional problems.”

  129. 129
    Tales of the Riverbank says:

    He no doubt is on a nice little earner for spouting bollocks and until the pussy whipped populace manage to grow a backbone and refuse to fund this absurdity, so it will continue.
    “But we’ll go to prison!” wail the terrified hamsters who queue in line for their turn on the wheel, running their little hearts out in a dutiful effort to stand still.

  130. 130
    Statement from the Liberal Democrat party says:

    Does that come with a seat round the Cabinet table?

  131. 131
    Gordon Brown says:

    i have never smoked a fag butt

  132. 132
    Rupert's direct line to Downing St says:

    Dave. Sort my little phone hacking problem out, or those photos of Gideon will be all over the front page faster than Princess Diana dropped her drawers for the camel shagging grocer’s joey.

  133. 133
    Call Me Diddy Dave says:

    @fuck them all
    I know but it’s occasionally good for the spirit to poke the avaricious numbskulls that post here. They seem blissfully ignorant that the same arses are shitting on both the “scroungers” and their heads. You’d think in an increasingly Americanized society even a customary look at what they’ve been doing to their middle classes in recent decades would be setting off alarm bells.

  134. 134
    Too Unaccountable To Fail says:

    Yes. It also comes with coleslaw. The seat has only two legs due to EU restrictions both of which are different lengths to fulfill disabled seating quota rules. Only one person is allowed inside the cabinet at the one time for no longer than six minutes and is not permitted to move any of the ornaments on any of the shelves with the exception of the third shelf.

  135. 135
    The main problem with the welfare state says:

    “Cradle to grave” security leads to laziness, inactivity, stagnation and Death.

    In other words It does what it says on the tin , “Cradle to grave”.

  136. 136
    call me scrounger says:

    …and then signed on

  137. 137
    Roma Gypsy council of Britain says:

    We didn’t pitch up here for the weather!

  138. 138
    They really are just like you says:

    Mr and Mrs Cameron tonight enjoyed scampi and chips in a basket, accompanied by a chilled bottle of Lambrini, and are now on their way to vomit over some picturesque Spanish town centre.

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    Good for the goose says:

    No I have to disagree with you, Baron Prescott is right to insist that the police investigate thoroughly any allegations of Criminality.

    I trust he will also support me in my allegation that certain ministers in the last Labour administration committed the criminal offence of Misconduct in public office.

    Recent cases involving lowly police officers have established that shagging whilst on duty, even during your lunch hour is an offence worthy of imprisonment.

    With that in mind will the Baron, for that is his title, agree that it is even more important that Government ministers be held to account for the same misconduct.

    We could begin by looking at Former home Secretary David Blunket whom you may recall, left office according to Mr Blair, with his integrity intact.

    What about NIgel Griffiths who allegedly used his house of commons office to shag a woman who was not his wife and may or may not have been a prostitute on Remembrance day.

    You know the day we remember that young lads and lassies who have been killed defending our country on the orders of politicians.

    And not forgetting errrrr John “Baron ” Prescott, whom according to one witness who was not his wife , regularly fucked her during office hours when he was a Government minister and she was his employee. .

    Yes John the Police should look at that as well should they not !!!!!!!

  140. 140
    Benny Scrounger says:

    Sounds good to me. How to see my forbears to try and make it a little easier for any of us without luck, timing, health or breeding. Life has a tendency to lead to death anyway.

    If you’re having less fun [and it sounds like you are] than the drugged-up idiots all over our town and city centres tonight it’s probably time to re-evaluate your life and begin thinking about the art of living. Unless you enjoy banging on about meaningless politics on idiot boards, of course. That, ironically, is a bigger affront to the wonder of your brief conscious time on earth than “the welfare state” illusion.

  141. 141
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not enough Totty this week Guido!

  142. 142
    Any port in a storm says:

    There’s always nell.

  143. 143
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Other national papers were involved in phone tapping.
    Won’t be long before they’re named and shamed and then their owners can also start compensating the victims…

  144. 144
    That "fist" looks strangely familiar says:

    Are you nell sporting a strap on?

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Oh the irony…

  146. 146
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I dont really give a shit if the PM is rich/poor/blck/white etc i only care about how they do the job , This class warfare from the left is so predictable.

  147. 147
    the stench of hypocrisy says:

    While the Blairs fly round the world in private jets staying on estates owned by such friends as Berlusconi and Gadaffi.

  148. 148
    They really are just like you says:

    Well he ain’t poor and he ain’t black and he’s doing a shit job.
    But of course, living in a safe seat and there being no point in voting, what do you care anyway?

  149. 149
    George Osborne says:

    And don’t forget Mandelson yachting with the Richchilds?

  150. 150
    Call Me Diddy Dave says:


    Then did fuck all except the odd bit of travelling – just back from Oz where I took in a lot of the Ashes then the tennis. Then, and only then did I sign on again.

    Why does my idea + my graft + my money = Whining from so many free wheelin’ marketeerin’, ideological middle-class Tory scumbag capitalists? It seems to defeat your own argument.

    While you were on your bikes looking for careers I was on a beach thinking.

  151. 151
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I see , The left are still pissed of because the Tories had a woman PM before them, I take it you was moaning when Tony and Gordon flew around the world and had good holidays, Otherwise you will be like Ukuncut, Inconsistant, We cant have that now.

  152. 152
    the stench of hypocrisy says:

    Bet she didn’t fly to NY on a budget airline?

  153. 153
    They really are just like you says:

    The only thing consistent is the ability of the LibLabCon thieves to set mongs like you at each other’s throats.
    Divide and rule, as they say in Westminster.

  154. 154
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    did Dave make his money via the state? No he had it all before he went to parliament , I have no objections to people spending thier own money how they wish , now tony Blair is a different case.

  155. 155
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ps I am not a socailist so why would i vote for a socailist party?

  156. 156
    Benny Scrounger says:

    That works for you too since you submitted it. Now help this poor “cradle to grave” man, who I vision as a sort of human Bagpuss, to turn his frown upside down instead of trying and failing to be a smart Hunt.

  157. 157
    albacore says:

    Whichever face it wears – Cameron’s, Miliband’s or Clegg’s – the Lib/Lab/Con parasite’s effectiveness in PR is unsurpassed.
    How else could it have survived, let alone flourished, whilst enfeebling its host society into a husk in which justice is not just blind but deaf, mute, daft and paralysed.


  158. 158
    Poor Bill says:

    You Marxists make I laff,,,,hee,,hee,,,,heee

  159. 159
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is a fuckin disgrace!!!!


    I am no fan of the B8P , In fact i despise them but this is the UK not Iran , We are meant to have freedom of speech and expression.

  160. 160
    albacore says:

    The link doesn’t work, Billy.
    I wonder why.

  161. 161
    Innit? says:

    Billy, since most of your drivel sounds like the ramblings of a proto-fascist simpleton and Labour are Socialists and therefore fascists who are only voted for by those kinds of simpletons then I would have thought they’d be right up your Strasse.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Milliband has called for an investigation into the NOTW phone hacking scandal.Whilst in power Labour had it’s collective tongue rammed so far up Murdoch’s ass it failed to notice or care what was going on.

  163. 163
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I had to edit out N in B*P to beat the mod , Its on fron page of guardian and i just posted the full link on OH site

  164. 164
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A senior member of the B*P who burned a copy of the Qur’an in his garden has been arrested following an investigation by the Observer.

    Footage of the burning shows Sion Owens, 40, from south Wales and a candidate for the forthcoming Welsh Assembly elections, soaking the Qur’an in kerosene and setting fire to it.

    A video clip of the act, leaked to the Observer and passed immediately to South Wales police, provoked fierce criticism from the government.

    A statement from the Home Office said: “The government absolutely condemns the burning of the Qur’an. It is fundamentally offensive to the values of our pluralist and tolerant society.

  165. 165
    They really are just like you says:

    Don’t forget to pay your telly tax, fill in your census, vote for the EU party and above all, accuse every dissenting voice as that of a socailist.

  166. 166
    campaign for keeping billy says:

    Hahahahahahahhahahahaha…..biggest laugh in the last half hour Billy. You really didn’t know that if you change anything in a link it doesn’t work FFS? Billy is comedy gold.

  167. 167
    albacore says:

    Yup. The penny had dropped, not without a clatter of irony. Here’s a classic extract from the article, though:
    “Superintendent Phil Davies of South Wales police, who led the investigation, said: “We always adopt an extremely robust approach to allegations of this sort and find this sort of intolerance unacceptable in our society.””

  168. 168
    Call Me Diddy Dave says:

    I’m several light years away from Marxism and the other poster stated nothing that would lead you to form a basis for that [even if he is].

    You and any offspring will be even poorer if you live here in the next few decades. The Japanese already have a phrase for people with “good” jobs or careers who struggle – the working poor. They’re coming for your money too and they’ll get it. Because you’ll give it to them.

  169. 169
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If i wrongly made that acusantion then i apoloigise .Oh i didnt fill in the census form

  170. 170
    Dave's conscience says:

    What a ghastly piece of filth!
    Worthy of a £650 million bung to the offended.

  171. 171
  172. 172
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    That means Labour wont get rupert support at the next election then.

  173. 173
    They really are just like you says:

    Two out of four is a start.

  174. 174
    p*kigeld says:

    After all said and done, we don’t want them coming over here blowing us up and grooming our pre teens, so it could be good value.

  175. 175
    Idiot says:

    A Welsh idiot has burned a book just like you’d imagine a total fucking idiot would. Idiots at the Home Office said “It’s idiotic that we have to comment on this kind of idiocy not to mention the idiotic reprisals by idiots that will occur when our idiot media hammer this into the ground tomorrow unless something more idiotic happens.”

  176. 176
    albacore says:

    If you pay the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane.

  177. 177
    Billy's hottie totty says:

    Come and get me big boy.


  178. 178
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What they should have said was this ” Well we have the freedom of speech and the freedom of expression in this country, If they dont like they can collect a refund and fuck off!”

  179. 179
    p*kigeld says:


  180. 180
    David Cameron says:

    You also are a ghastly piece of filth, Billy.
    You’re not welcome in the new European project.

  181. 181
  182. 182
    albacore says:

    Very nicely put, Billy.
    Ho hum. I only dropped in to express my bovine admiration of Dave, Nick & Ed; but that eulogy’s been hanging around awaiting moderation for about an hour.

  183. 183
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Weekend service :-)

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    Et tu, Billy?

  185. 185
    A hypocrite says:

    An oldie but goodie.

  186. 186
  187. 187
    A hypocrite says:

    And before anybody accuses me of bias.

  188. 188
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Dromey junior is a ginger rodent.

  189. 189
    Smokestack El Morocco says:

    And the rest are just rodents.


    My old granny had a recipe for them.

  190. 190
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Also, Dromey minor appears to have magically got a job in politics too.

    Patronage, privilege and pulling strings: we eschew such things in the Liebour party.

    P.S. Joe is also a ginger rodent.

  191. 191
    Smokestack El Morocco's granny's ratatouille says:

    2 Aubergines
    2 courgettes
    2 poivrons (1 rouge, 1 vert)
    3-4 tomates
    1 bel oignon ou 4 petits oignons frais
    10 olives noires dénoyautées
    3 gousses d’ail
    Half a kilo of rat poison
    sel, poivre
    6 cuillères à soupe d’huile d’olive

    Préparation :

    Laver les légumes, couper les aubergines et les courgettes en tranches un peu épaisses (1 cm) dans le sens de la longueur et sans les éplucher.

    Détailler ensuite ces tranches en bâtonnet de la même épaisseur (1 cm)
    Couper ensuite ces bâtonnets de façon à vous retrouver avec des petits cubes de légumes.

    Vider les poivrons de leurs graines.
    Les tailler en lamelles puis en morceaux (1 cm) pour vous retrouver avec des morceaux de forme à peu près identiques à ceux des courgettes et aubergines.
    Procéder de la même manière pour les tomates.

    Au final, vous vous retrouvez avec pleine de petits cubes de légumes.

    Trancher finement l’ail et les olives noires.
    Détailler en petits morceaux l’oignon (ou les oignons frais avec le vert), puis mettre l’huile d’olive dans une sauteuse et faire revenir tous les légumes à feu moyen.

    Saler, poivrer, ajouter le thym et faire mijoter à feu doux, couvert, 20 min en surveillant que cela n’accroche pas.

    Servir chaud (accompagné tout simplement d’œufs au plat).

    Bon appetite mon braves!

  192. 192
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    How do you make a park
    and benches out of railway sleepers ?

  193. 193

    you have just wasted half and hour of your life !
    you sad twat !

  194. 194
    Smokestack El Morocco says:

    And yet i managed to cut and paste you into my sad world.
    Who’s the twat?

  195. 195
    Brenda's an EU citizen now says:

    One is all in this together along with other types.


  196. 196
    Chris Myers says:

    Why aren’t we cutting fag-butt wardens, Billy?

  197. 197
  198. 198
    Osama the Nazarene says:


  199. 199
    commisar campbell says:

    Bob Crowe is on £140k

    and he still keeps his council funded house

    you need to renew your news feed

  200. 200
    In bed with me dinner says:

    If it’s the Star, it must be true.


  201. 201
    commisar campbell says:

    the only thing you could blow would be a crustie rent boy

  202. 202
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    A fairly fair piece , Attacks Harriet and John Mann

  203. 203
    commisar campbell says:

    thick twat, you probably believed him about having a referendum on the eu and not increasing vat to 20%.

  204. 204
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well i meant fair for the Guardian

  205. 205
    Heisenburg says:

    Are you sure about that?

  206. 206
    Rupert's "nothing to see here" purveyors of truth says:

    Two young girls. An old man’s purient financial interest.
    What’s there to get excited about?


  207. 207
    dagenham dave says:

    Police? The labour party turned them into state controllers, not the protectors of the people they originally were.

    Fuck the state, long live the individual.

  208. 208
    in itt says:

    like it wus nuffin to do with invading iraq and helpin der yanks wiv der rendishuns un tortufre un stuff

    nuffin to do wiv flingin money at der public sector

    no wot i meen

  209. 209
    in itt says:


    r u some sort of social werker?

    u r some sort of cΰnt for shoor

  210. 210
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Quite right Frankie Boy! Have you seen the low life shite that make up the majority of Sheffield’s population? Walk along the city centre’s Fargate down to the Markets area and the chavscum you’ll see would make the characters from “Shameless” look like Royalty. Anyway, so many of these feckless twats holiday in Skegness and Ingoldmells – all on the taxpayer – they call it Sheffield-By-The-Sea.

  211. 211
    Cynical Old Man says:

    What does the government say about the shredding of thousands of bibles every year by the Saudi religious police?

  212. 212

    It fair warms the cockles of your heart to see an idiot in Wales rewarded with so much publicity by idiots in London.

    It saddens one terribly to realise that freedom of speech is dead though, even for idiots…

  213. 213
    Jack Tarr says:

    Shaved it, more like – and with a rusty razor too.

  214. 214
    Sir Q Le Thinquing says:

    Won’t tolerate intolerance ….. hmmmm !

  215. 215
    P. Doff says:

    Doubt if even the Yanks know… because they’re called “ties” not sleepers on that side of the pond.

  216. 216
    Poor Bill says:

    You are right about the ‘Working Poor’.

    The Byzantine nature of the European Union will suck the life out of people and leave us all, over taxed, over policed and over burdened with debt.

    Progress, scientific – cultural – political – economic, will slow and stall.

    Then stagnation will lead to failure and civil disobedience and finally civil war.

    Best off out of it. But that’s not going to happen.

    Is it !

  217. 217
    Er-win Schrödinger says:

    Nein, I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure, begorrah.

  218. 218
    Good for the goose says:

    Your comment is irrelevant, do answer the Question

  219. 219
    angelnstar says:


    Report of Boris’s interview with Dermot Moynaghan on SKY today is here. Boris discusses the banks, the Brixton riots, phone hacking and there is a passing reference to Oliver Letwin.

  220. 220
    Ratsniffer says:

    In the piccy being used by most of the papers Cameron is sitting there looking decidedly pissed off. He’s got the look of a man who is used to first class travel but is now having to slum it with the plebs.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    Total set up.

    The getting in 3 pounds spending 4 pounds deficit as described by the coalition will soon be getting in 2 pounds spending 5 pounds. These over educated idiots have no clue what they are doing and worrying about their PR instead of the dire state of the economy says everything. High inflation and low demand in an economy dominated by consumption is not going to end well.

  222. 222
    Archie says:

    Agree wholeheartedly, Miss Tickles! Question is; how do we get rid of the ponce?

  223. 223
    Archie says:

    Stupid c*unt!

  224. 224
    Archie says:

    Guido’s worth a hundred of you poxy Trot knobscratchers!

  225. 225
    Archie says:

    Dark forces!

  226. 226
    Archie says:

    Anybody got a spare Koran? I’ve got this lighter that I haven’t used yet!

  227. 227
    Archie says:

    Why not? They’ve invited that prize knob Elton John!

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