April 1st, 2011

Tory MP Gives Labour Two Fingers

Tory MP Anne McIntosh decided not to use one of the six languages that she speaks at PMQs the other day. Although the graphics get in the way, it looks to Guido like she decided to flip the opposition two fingers instead:

Guido is sure it happens a lot, but probably not the best idea when you are sitting behind the Prime Minister. Most Unparliamentary.

Via an anonymous eagle-eyed reader.

104 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good on her , Now if only someone would lamp Ed Balls with the mace.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Have you got the right video up? This the Guy news one from Eds Speech.

  3. 3

    Rong veedeeoo…

  4. 4
    Mike Hunt says:

    She is just reflecting the general mood:

    Liebour, why don’t you all fuck off and die you bunch of lying Cunts

  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who is it at tho? Harman?

  6. 6
    Chris Bryant says:

    I like two fingers.

  7. 7
    Victoria Sponge says:

    V for victory?

  8. 8
    Ghost of Raoul Moat says:

    If yowze want, I can haunt Ed Balls, like, man! I got nowt to do, man!

  9. 9
    Harry Harman says:

    Two fingers? I could take both fists and still have room for a telegraph pole

  10. 10
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why stop there? I’m sure they deserve lots more abuse.

  11. 11
    Ed Balls says:

    Fucking pussies too scared – just like you Billy Bullshit

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Tic Tac – bet 2 to 1 you’re not leader this time next year

  13. 13
    Vermin & Pest control says:

    The Labour Party is full of vermin.

  14. 14

    Friday afternoon innit.

  15. 15
  16. 16
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Revisiting ‘Don’t look now’
    Same result for Balls

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I hoped you sacked the person responsable , Like Gordon did :-)

  18. 18
    Harriet Self-Harman says:

    Eh, modded for talking about fisting. We did it at St Paul’s all the time Guido – you’re turning into a right prude

  19. 19
    School's must not produce winners, eh ED? says:

    “pussy’s”

  20. 20
    Chris Bryant says:

    Typical gayist comment from a right-wing Nazi.

  21. 21
    Ed Ball says:

    Nope, pussies.

  22. 22
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Anne McIntosh’s middle name is Ballingall, perhaps it should be BallsInGall !

  23. 23
    arch Stanton says:

    On a differant subject Guido

    Is that wrteched Man Brown still claiming second home allowance whilst engaging in Historys longest sulk and hiding away in Scotland ?

    I would be interested to know, suspect I am not the only one

  24. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be a finger of fudge.

  25. 25
    Sadiq Khan says:

    Whilst you wh*te slags slave away, I’m an MP and do what the hell I like. One day me and the brotherhood will bring this scumhole country down from the inside.

  26. 26
    The Paragnostic says:

    I could have sworn, watching it live, that it was a unidigital gesture expressing her heartfelt wish that Blinky might shut his odious cakehole…

  27. 27
    Illegitimi non carborundum says:

    Perhaps next time she could vault the front bench and grab Balls by the throat until his eyes pop out..

  28. 28
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    That’s the first time you have ever been correct.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    “pussies’re”

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, Maybe you should get ya high tech team to do a CSI like reconsrcution to find out who she may have been directing it to?

  31. 31
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Gordon took full responsibility – then sacked the person responsible…….

  32. 32
    A BBC cunt says:

    She was teasing Angela Eagles

    That arsewipe from Nottingham might quite like a bit of posh pussy

  33. 33
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Gay means light-hearted and fancy-free. Very few homosexuals are gay for very long.

  34. 34
    Steve Miliband says:

    Who cares? They all to Fuck Off

  35. 35
    David Blunkett says:

    I did not see anything.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Nazi is short for National Socialistyou prick.

  37. 37
    The Labour fraudster Jim Devines says:

    Och ay Khan, How the feck did you get away with it laddie?, I’ve got six black socialists tearin me a new arsehole ere pal.

  38. 38
    Think on Teddy says:

    Cooper believes a predominant concept of Labour is the distinction between masculine and feminine. Many appropriations concerning subcapitalist semioticist theory exist, the term ‘postcultural discourse’ is often used to denote a self-justifying paradox.

    “Class is meaningless,” says Cooper. Marx suggests the use of expressionism to challenge hierarchy. It could be said that the subject is interpolated into a postcultural discourse that includes language as a reality.

    The primary theme of Labour’s critique of subcapitalist semioticist theory is the failure, and subsequent collapse, of neotextual sexual identity. Thus, Baudrillard uses the term ‘postcultural discourse’ to denote the difference between truth and class.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    “There are….two important points.”

    That’s what she meant.

  40. 40
    David Blunkett's Dog says:

    Woof.

  41. 41
    PD77 says:

    Are you sure you got that right?

  42. 42
    Arsene Wenger says:

    Me neither.

  43. 43
    jgm2 says:

    Happy April 1st..

  44. 44
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Vermin in ermine ??

  45. 45
    jgm2 says:

    Should be able to zoom in on something from the reflection in Hague’s shiny skull.

  46. 46
    Engineer says:

    Aye, alright. Now, have you brewed that tea yet?

  47. 47
    Louise de La Vallière says:

    I like two fingers of Bourbon.

  48. 48
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway , We know the commons is just for show, Our laws are made elsewhere.

  49. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Was she signing for someone on the labour front bench then?

  50. 50
    Stevie Wonder says:

    Nor me.

  51. 51
    Think on Teddy says:

    Issues surrounding brewing tea can never be over analysed. The constantly changing fashionable take on brewing tea demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably brewing tea is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that brewing tea is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters.
    Social Factors

    The is no symbol more potent than brewing tea in society today. It cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

    Of paramount importance to any study of brewing tea within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees brewing tea, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

  52. 52
    Eeu to me says:

    Victory V weather again ,I suppose, my mrs got a letter well some bumfluff from red ed ,violins required when you read it, it goes, “I want to hear your experiences of how the cuts are affecting you and your family and discuss how we could do things differently” ,the best bit is the slogan “building ideas for the future, together” whoops wrong thing ed , my mrs says you should be building your own future ,together with your live in lover and your unregistered children before trying to have a future with someone else, letter will be replied to but Iam not too sure he will like reading it.
    His sig is very school boyish .

  53. 53
    Sir William Waad says:

    Vive la différance!

  54. 54
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Welcome back Charles.

  55. 55
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Like neoclassical edogenous growth theory, that’s total Balls.

  56. 56
    jgm2 says:

    Don’t even joke about it.

  57. 57
    Schools must not produce winners, eh ED? says:

    pussy is –> contracted –> pussy’s

  58. 58
    nell says:

    I presume she lost her rag at bullyballs who apparently spends all his time on the front benches making rude gestures at the opposition.

    Not acceptable behaviour for a lady of course, but understandable , if it was aimed at balls, perhaps.

  59. 59
    Engineer says:

    OK, that’s the theory. Now demonstrate the practice.

  60. 60
    Engineer says:

    Aimed at balls? Well, there are two of them…

  61. 61
    Ray Charles says:

    Nor me.

  62. 62
    Moussa "Gaddafi's Butt" Kissa says:

    Please to be givings me diplomats immune!

  63. 63
    Equality and Diversity Officer says:

    There could have been some right-wing Nazis.

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wasn’t even there.

  65. 65
    john in cheshire says:

    Cooper dismisses class distinction, I suspect, in case she is classified as subhuman. Together with the endomorph to whom she is wedded.

  66. 66
    jgm2 says:

    It would be easier to read as ‘[The] fucking pussies [are] too scared’.

    It’s not one pussy who is too scared. It is the whole lot of them. Hence on this occasion Ned is correct.

    It’s a stopped clock deal.

  67. 67
    Number 10's Cat says:

    Try this
    Fucking pussies, too scared – just like you Billy Bullshit.

    The original commentors meaning is now clear.

  68. 68
    retardEd Miliband says:

    If only I wath Prime Minithter, I’d give you immunity and a house, I mean ‘houthe’, and lotth and lotth of benefitth.

  69. 69
    Rick the Roman says:

    I didn’t know Sue worked for Guido.

  70. 70
    COMRADE BOB CROW (ANNUAL SALARY £95K) says:

    I CAN COWNT 2 2.

  71. 71
    trip dickwell III says:

    The original [commenter’s] meaning is now clear.

  72. 72
    Lennie Peters says:

    Nor me.

  73. 73
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m fairly certain its not really chris bryant you know.

  74. 74
    A plausible explanation says:

    Miliband was staring blankly into space, so she merely caught his attention and pointed to her eyes, as in “Look. Watch. Pay attention. Learn.”

  75. 75
    Number 10's Cat says:

    The next line of the jingle is definately open to misinterpretation
    “are just enough to give the kids a treat”

  76. 76
    Number 10's Cat says:

    Touché

  77. 77
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I saw it perfectly well, and one of my eyes has frayed stitching.

  78. 78
    jgm2 says:

    Like this?

  79. 79
    John Bercow says:

    You’re not asking for some decorum in the House are you Fawkes???

  80. 80
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    No such word as decorum in the HoC.

    It’s like a school outing in there most of the time.

  81. 81
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Still not as good as when that labour Mp clashed with Hoon.

  82. 82
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Database Error: Unable to connect to the database:Could not connect to Guido Fawkes

    Same old Tories !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. 83
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Using two fingers as an area weapon?

  84. 84
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    +++++New thread++++++

    Strong stomoch needed.

  85. 85
    Polly's Conserve-a-Tory in London says:

    It would be highly embarrassing to have a telegraph pole break at a delicate moment. Lamppost would be better.

  86. 86
    A Reception Class Teacher says:

    That’s an insult to schoolchildren. Even those I teach and some of those still shit themselves.

  87. 87
    Rhonnda Bottyboy says:

    Never mind the Shroud of Turin, after a very lumpy fart, the rear of my underpants have a picture that looks just like you

  88. 88
    QWERTY says:

    She was saying to Red Ed “Two eyes, our leader has two eyes you fucking MONG”

  89. 89
    Voice of Reason says:

    Tory MP Anne McIntosh – ugly loking cow, she was probably just stretching her fingers having just taken them out of her arse.

  90. 90
    Ratsniffer says:

    Good on her. It’s nothing less than the scum on the benches opposite deserve for roundly fucking this country and its population for the last 13 years.

  91. 91

    FFS Guido: Friday = amateur drinkers day.

  92. 92
    ichabod says:

    I love it when these brainy, good looking Tory girls talk and act ‘dirty’. Compared with the Labour trolls, who look and behave like second rate slappers, and who’d fall into bed on a first date, after a couple of lagers ( Caroline Flint anyone ? ), the Tory lot remind of that Max Miller line, about liking best the girls ‘who say they never do, but look as though they might.’ This obviously doesn’t include Edwina Currie.

  93. 93
    zarkwon says:

    It’s all they deserve, she’s obviously a woman of taste.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    twat said “loking”

    ahahahaha

    lefty cΰnt

  95. 95
    Helen says:

    There’s a video on youtube, where a Labour MP is making “wanking” gestures at the tories, in the background.

    They’re all as childish as each other.

  96. 96
    Lin Gwist says:

    … and there’s little old me thinking that comprehensive education was a complete waste of time…

  97. 97
    Lin Gwist says:

    This gesture was a weapon of mass distraction – since it clearly diverted everybody’s attention away from what Dave was trying to say.

  98. 98
    Lin Gwist says:

    Book of Proverbs, page 1: When she was good, she was good, but when she was bad, she was better.

  99. 99
    ukFred says:

    We must be really evil to have to put up with Balls for so long.

  100. 100
    Voice of Reason says:

    OMG! Have you never missed a key on the keyboard or made a simple typing mistake? Of course you haven’t because you’re obviously a right-wing twat who can walk on water.

  101. 101
    Voice of Reason says:

    Are there no good looking Scottish women? And why do so many, like McIntosh, have faces that are scowling and squat, resembling the bottom of a steak and kidney pudding?

  102. 102
    nonomad says:

    Difficult to disagree with the gesture ,but Anne McIntosh was my local MP some years ago ,she was elected whilst still an MEP ,did she give up her euro job,not a chance ,did both for over two years ! and i thought there were not enough hours in the day to do one of these jobs or so we’re told, trougher supreme.

  103. 103
    HDB111 says:

    She was telling Balls when to blink

  104. 104
    Chris says:

    Maybe she was using sign language!!


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