April 1st, 2011

Tory MP Gives Labour Two Fingers

Tory MP Anne McIntosh decided not to use one of the six languages that she speaks at PMQs the other day. Although the graphics get in the way, it looks to Guido like she decided to flip the opposition two fingers instead:

Guido is sure it happens a lot, but probably not the best idea when you are sitting behind the Prime Minister. Most Unparliamentary.

Via an anonymous eagle-eyed reader.

104 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good on her , Now if only someone would lamp Ed Balls with the mace.

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  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Have you got the right video up? This the Guy news one from Eds Speech.

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  3. 3

    Rong veedeeoo…

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  4. 4
    Mike Hunt says:

    She is just reflecting the general mood:

    Liebour, why don’t you all fuck off and die you bunch of lying Cunts

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  5. 5
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who is it at tho? Harman?

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    • 9
      Harry Harman says:

      Two fingers? I could take both fists and still have room for a telegraph pole

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      • 85
        Polly's Conserve-a-Tory in London says:

        It would be highly embarrassing to have a telegraph pole break at a delicate moment. Lamppost would be better.

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    • 18
      Harriet Self-Harman says:

      Eh, modded for talking about fisting. We did it at St Paul’s all the time Guido – you’re turning into a right prude

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  6. 6
    Chris Bryant says:

    I like two fingers.

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  7. 7
    Victoria Sponge says:

    V for victory?

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  8. 8
    Ghost of Raoul Moat says:

    If yowze want, I can haunt Ed Balls, like, man! I got nowt to do, man!

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  9. 10
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why stop there? I’m sure they deserve lots more abuse.

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  10. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Tic Tac – bet 2 to 1 you’re not leader this time next year

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  11. 13
    Vermin & Pest control says:

    The Labour Party is full of vermin.

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    • 44
      Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

      Vermin in ermine ??

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  12. 16
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Revisiting ‘Don’t look now’
    Same result for Balls

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  13. 22
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Anne McIntosh’s middle name is Ballingall, perhaps it should be BallsInGall !

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  14. 23
    arch Stanton says:

    On a differant subject Guido

    Is that wrteched Man Brown still claiming second home allowance whilst engaging in Historys longest sulk and hiding away in Scotland ?

    I would be interested to know, suspect I am not the only one

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  15. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be a finger of fudge.

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  16. 25
    Sadiq Khan says:

    Whilst you wh*te slags slave away, I’m an MP and do what the hell I like. One day me and the brotherhood will bring this scumhole country down from the inside.

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    • 37
      The Labour fraudster Jim Devines says:

      Och ay Khan, How the feck did you get away with it laddie?, I’ve got six black socialists tearin me a new arsehole ere pal.

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  17. 26
    The Paragnostic says:

    I could have sworn, watching it live, that it was a unidigital gesture expressing her heartfelt wish that Blinky might shut his odious cakehole…

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  18. 27
    Illegitimi non carborundum says:

    Perhaps next time she could vault the front bench and grab Balls by the throat until his eyes pop out..

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  19. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, Maybe you should get ya high tech team to do a CSI like reconsrcution to find out who she may have been directing it to?

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  20. 32
    A BBC cunt says:

    She was teasing Angela Eagles

    That arsewipe from Nottingham might quite like a bit of posh pussy

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  21. 35
    David Blunkett says:

    I did not see anything.

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  22. 38
    Think on Teddy says:

    Cooper believes a predominant concept of Labour is the distinction between masculine and feminine. Many appropriations concerning subcapitalist semioticist theory exist, the term ‘postcultural discourse’ is often used to denote a self-justifying paradox.

    “Class is meaningless,” says Cooper. Marx suggests the use of expressionism to challenge hierarchy. It could be said that the subject is interpolated into a postcultural discourse that includes language as a reality.

    The primary theme of Labour’s critique of subcapitalist semioticist theory is the failure, and subsequent collapse, of neotextual sexual identity. Thus, Baudrillard uses the term ‘postcultural discourse’ to denote the difference between truth and class.

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    • 43
      jgm2 says:

      Happy April 1st..

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    • 46
      Engineer says:

      Aye, alright. Now, have you brewed that tea yet?

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      • 51
        Think on Teddy says:

        Issues surrounding brewing tea can never be over analysed. The constantly changing fashionable take on brewing tea demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably brewing tea is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that brewing tea is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters.
        Social Factors

        The is no symbol more potent than brewing tea in society today. It cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

        Of paramount importance to any study of brewing tea within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees brewing tea, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

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    • 53
      Sir William Waad says:

      Vive la différance!

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    • 55
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      Like neoclassical edogenous growth theory, that’s total Balls.

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    • 65
      john in cheshire says:

      Cooper dismisses class distinction, I suspect, in case she is classified as subhuman. Together with the endomorph to whom she is wedded.

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      • 96
        Lin Gwist says:

        … and there’s little old me thinking that comprehensive education was a complete waste of time…

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  23. 39
    Anonymous says:

    “There are….two important points.”

    That’s what she meant.

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    • 49
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Was she signing for someone on the labour front bench then?

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  24. 47
    Louise de La Vallière says:

    I like two fingers of Bourbon.

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  25. 48
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway , We know the commons is just for show, Our laws are made elsewhere.

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  26. 52
    Eeu to me says:

    Victory V weather again ,I suppose, my mrs got a letter well some bumfluff from red ed ,violins required when you read it, it goes, “I want to hear your experiences of how the cuts are affecting you and your family and discuss how we could do things differently” ,the best bit is the slogan “building ideas for the future, together” whoops wrong thing ed , my mrs says you should be building your own future ,together with your live in lover and your unregistered children before trying to have a future with someone else, letter will be replied to but Iam not too sure he will like reading it.
    His sig is very school boyish .

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  27. 58
    nell says:

    I presume she lost her rag at bullyballs who apparently spends all his time on the front benches making rude gestures at the opposition.

    Not acceptable behaviour for a lady of course, but understandable , if it was aimed at balls, perhaps.

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  28. 62
    Moussa "Gaddafi's Butt" Kissa says:

    Please to be givings me diplomats immune!

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    • 68
      retardEd Miliband says:

      If only I wath Prime Minithter, I’d give you immunity and a house, I mean ‘houthe’, and lotth and lotth of benefitth.

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  29. 79
    John Bercow says:

    You’re not asking for some decorum in the House are you Fawkes???

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    • 80
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      No such word as decorum in the HoC.

      It’s like a school outing in there most of the time.

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      • 86
        A Reception Class Teacher says:

        That’s an insult to schoolchildren. Even those I teach and some of those still shit themselves.

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  30. 81
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Still not as good as when that labour Mp clashed with Hoon.

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  31. 82
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Database Error: Unable to connect to the database:Could not connect to Guido Fawkes

    Same old Tories !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. 84
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    +++++New thread++++++

    Strong stomoch needed.

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  33. 88
    QWERTY says:

    She was saying to Red Ed “Two eyes, our leader has two eyes you fucking MONG”

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  34. 89
    Voice of Reason says:

    Tory MP Anne McIntosh – ugly loking cow, she was probably just stretching her fingers having just taken them out of her arse.

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    • 94
      Anonymous says:

      twat said “loking”

      ahahahaha

      lefty cΰnt

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      • 100
        Voice of Reason says:

        OMG! Have you never missed a key on the keyboard or made a simple typing mistake? Of course you haven’t because you’re obviously a right-wing twat who can walk on water.

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  35. 90
    Ratsniffer says:

    Good on her. It’s nothing less than the scum on the benches opposite deserve for roundly fucking this country and its population for the last 13 years.

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  36. 92
    ichabod says:

    I love it when these brainy, good looking Tory girls talk and act ‘dirty’. Compared with the Labour trolls, who look and behave like second rate slappers, and who’d fall into bed on a first date, after a couple of lagers ( Caroline Flint anyone ? ), the Tory lot remind of that Max Miller line, about liking best the girls ‘who say they never do, but look as though they might.’ This obviously doesn’t include Edwina Currie.

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    • 98
      Lin Gwist says:

      Book of Proverbs, page 1: When she was good, she was good, but when she was bad, she was better.

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  37. 93
    zarkwon says:

    It’s all they deserve, she’s obviously a woman of taste.

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  38. 95
    Helen says:

    There’s a video on youtube, where a Labour MP is making “wanking” gestures at the tories, in the background.

    They’re all as childish as each other.

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  39. 101
    Voice of Reason says:

    Are there no good looking Scottish women? And why do so many, like McIntosh, have faces that are scowling and squat, resembling the bottom of a steak and kidney pudding?

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  40. 102
    nonomad says:

    Difficult to disagree with the gesture ,but Anne McIntosh was my local MP some years ago ,she was elected whilst still an MEP ,did she give up her euro job,not a chance ,did both for over two years ! and i thought there were not enough hours in the day to do one of these jobs or so we’re told, trougher supreme.

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  41. 103
    HDB111 says:

    She was telling Balls when to blink

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  42. 104
    Chris says:

    Maybe she was using sign language!!

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