Loyal Balls Blames Blinking
The long interview with Ed Balls in the Staggers tickled Guido. The humanisation project is rolling on:
So what does he think his biggest weakness is? There is a long pause. “I think three or four years ago, people would have said my biggest weakness was that sometimes I was awkward on television, with my stammer, but I think they’d say that much less now.”
Yeah that must be why everyone hates you Ed.
I try again. What would he say his biggest weakness is now? Another long pause. “I’m a very loyal person and I allowed myself to be defined as somebody who was doing Gordon’s bidding. I should have fought back harder to define myself at an earlier stage.”
Nothing that a good unleashing of the “forces of hell” couldn’t have fixed. Balls topped Guido’s poll yesterday for the most annoying MP, with 39.4% (2600 of the 6,600 people polled) in agreement with the PM that he was the one. A smaller poll for The Times had 66% of those responding opting for Balls as the prime irritant.
But only because he’s a bit awkward and too loyal!
Balls needs to castraited!
For the New Stoadsperson.
‘What would he say his biggest weakness is now?’
Continuing to draw breath.
Nah. Leave him be. After all, him and Ed are a match made in heaven.
Annoying Balls with Ed “Most Likely to be Picked on in the Playground” Milliband make the Labour party virtually unelectable. Great
So that’s why Cameron did so well against a hopeless fuckwit like Brown.
The public loves him.
Touchy little pussy eh
you clearly are tat or you wouldn’t keep whining like a baby
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
retard
You shat your pants again….. LOL
From the neck.
From the Belgian nonce ???
Not from the real smoggie
yop yop
Hi Billy, I’m glad you’re back.
He has been.
All together now……….
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s a wanker, he’s a wanker……
I can’t help it.
Can i ask Guido , As i only voted today , did my vote count?
Billy, you live on this blog…how did you miss the poll?
Guido waited just for yours before announcing the result.
Its ok Billy Guido knew what you’d vote and added you to the hate Balls list.
Was she referring to herself then?
Er, that isn’t a lot, Sally. The kids are out all day anyway!
Can find time to tart yourself round television studios, for a start?
…not to mention hotel bedrooms dressed only in a bedsheet.
SarahBrownUK Sarah Brown
drink and a laugh (as ever) with @kathylette and her surprise guest @rubywax in corner of Savoy Bar last night #girlsnightout
Shame – bitch – zero knowledge. It’s in my D-N-A.
You can hardly call tweeting *writing*.
The clue is in the name. Cow.
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Honestly Guido, I’m getting very annoyed with your constant bullying. I’m popular with the party, popular with the electorate, and I have the alternative economic plan that this country needs.
It is still highly ironic that he is supposed to be attending a meeting in Morley tomorrow (Yep… April Fools Day) about public transport. Stupid twat probably will send one of his brainwashed 18 year old cronies which did his election campaign around Morley on his behalf.
I am ashamed to even live in Morley with that twat as my MP.
Well move then…..
you do?? enlighten us please oh wise one
That poll was tough – balls , harmmen, harmmen, balls . bercow. watson . I demand a second preference.
Preference holds implications of liking – I think what you really want is a second annoyance
I wish Balls would get cancer and die. End of.
A period of silence on Balls’ part would be most welcome, the more prolonged the better.
Permanent silence is preferable
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Do you realise no one reads the bollox you spout?
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Being a complete c’unt is a weakness, isn’t it?
Balls was on the BBC radio 4 Toady Programme spouting his wisdom and shouting over Evan Davies. Funny how the Marxist Jimmy “Red” Naughty, who usually interviews his fellow travellers, was conveniently getting a coffee or whatever.
I submit he could be the most annoying person in the world, let alone in Westminster or the political scene.
I also suspect that his brighter and more sociably acceptable wife will join Red Ed Millipede in also believing this in 6 months time.
A liebore politition was on prime time radio 4, nothing new there then (only every f’king day).
I wouldn’t worry, Evan “P.A.” Davies can probably take it.
Dear Evan did have a bit of a go at millipede on the today prog this am. But he neglected to say “Grommit, you have no policies and you sound like a monotonal fabian adenoid”
Ho hum.
Millipede has no policies and Evan did point this out, but not enough times for the dumb listeners.
“Evan “P.A.” Davies can probably take it” – yeah, right up the anus
It’s not a weakness it’s an affliction. Balls is overbearing, rude, arrogant, a bully, annoying and ignorant. The seed was already there when he became a SPAD for Gordon Brown. The seed was nutured and grew to be the likeness of Brown.
You cannot change a leopards spots. Balls can be summed up as being a yob.
Add Hain the pain who suffers similarly. I would like to see a debate between Hain and Balls. Neither would hear each other and the sound recordist’s head would no doubt explode. Arseholes, both.
Why hasn’t Hain gone to live in South Africa, it’s got what he wanted, black rule – oh yeh and 18,000 plus murders a year etc etc etc. Funny that you’d think he would be there, no need for fake tan there either.
That is unfair…. to all arseholes. They perform a useful function in the body. Theyhave more in common with something that comes into contact with an arsehole.
+1
He also has a very large head. I was quite taken aback when I saw him in the flesh because I didn’t realise how disproportionately large his head is. This largeness of head could be due to an unfeasibly large brain or an abnormally thick skull. I don’t know. It is still very large.
Naturally, our Ed believes he is one of the most charming, charismatic and intellectually gifted politicians in the House. To paraphrase John Lennon, he isn’t even the most charming, charismatic and intellectually gifted politician in the Balls household.
He could also have a very small body, possibly stunted through lack of any real work or just plain bercoisim.
Could be hydrocephalus of course, or if not water, whatever the word is for shit on the brain.
Cloacephalus?
ask oaten
Polycephaly is a condition of having more than one Ed
Ed Balls went to Norfolk recently to find out why they lost there in last year’s General Election. He should of popped by John Cowan aka Racingdude’s house and he would of found the real reason!
Retarded halfwits such as John Cowan standing as Labour candidates!
P.S. Guido, John Cowan is meeting Green MP Caroline Lucus! He is standing in the Local Elections. Check his Twitter feed and Pistonheads.com
Dear Rat, Do please learn the difference between ‘of’ and ‘have’ – there’s a good boy.
Yes Miss, tedious isn’t it?
I wonder if Balls knows how much he is detested.
Along with Cooper, the Eagles, Jaqui Smith, Brown, Murphy, Blears, Harman, Dromey, Alexander, McShane, Vaz, Skinner, Burnham, Bryant, Prescot, Martin, Blair, Campbell, Mandelson, the Kinnocks………,
How did so many dreadful people ever get on the taxpayers payroll.
It’s Labour. Being evil and loathsome is what they are.
Woolas, McNulty, Margaret Moran, Devine, Ilsley, Hoon, Byers, Sion Simon, Livingstone, Khan, Umunna……
the list is almost endless. Hoons to a man (and woman)
Straw, Jowell, Lord Truscott, Lord Levy, Watson, Kerry McCarthy, Stella Creasey, Bradshaw – fucking horrible.
The way was paved for these cnuts by the cnuts of the 60′s and 70′s such as Wislon, Healy, Benn, Callaghan, Foot, etc
They just can’t help putting themselves first and ruining the economy with their idealism.
I like the Eagles – great tunes.
Balls was very loyal, yes. Whenever I was too fat and tired to throw a Nokia, I got him to bully for me.
Balls is a typical socialist, has no argument but to shout people down, and always interrupt.
As all socialists do, they seem to think that being noisy and being heard last is a winner of an argument.
Sadly a lot of the thick, stupid British people think the same.
Very well done Guido, no doubt now that Brillo participates on this site ‘cos his opening item today was “Is Balls the most annoying person in parliament”. In typical sit on fence mode guest Hughes screwed around in his seat and ducked answering the queetion – no surprise there then.
Brillo knows all about talking over people.
Ask a question and then SHUT THE FUCK UP.
On that point, should we English kick the Scots out of the Union? Let’s not wait for them to referendum themselves out of the picture. Heave them overboard now!
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If Salmon gets a referendum for Scotland then we English should have one too.
Majority wins.
Democratic & fair.
England should at the very least have an English Parliament.
Wales has one. NI has one. Scotland has one. Where’s ours?
An English parliament with a ban on Jocks as candidates.
That reminds me –who is on Question Time tonight ?
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Isint Balls being investigated for something at the mo?
Yeth. Thomeone put thalt in my warm milk thith morning while I wath making everyone tea. When I wath thick, Ballth thtarted laughing hythterically.
He (Balls) reminds me of one of those sycophantic, mid-management crawlers that can be found in most work environments. Forever devising and repeating on-message twaddle whilst not giving a stuff about the company.
Annoying? There are far more suitable words that describe this rude, thuggish snot-weasel.
He reminds me of Piers Fletcher Dervish out of the New Statesman although his behaviour more resembles Alan B’stard himself.
How I’d love to smash Blinky’s face in with a shit and vomit stained brick studded with rusty nails lined with rat poison.
Whats the poor brick done to deserve thAT?
Now, now Yvette – use your own moniker.
Ed the Gimp was given the usual smarmy interview on the Toady today, good tho’ terrifying. if you listen. to realise that such a complete dope has been at the heart of the government of this country for so long. Question to E t G – “what plan are you offering to rescue the countrys finances? E t G’s reply “We don’t need to discuss that” Giggle from crap interviewer – FFS it was like listening to somebody trying to plait snot.
Milliband, waste of time money and Evan Davies oxygen.
Wooolas. What a waste of oxygen
He could provide some useful purpose at Fukishima cleaning out the drains. Toxic waste meets toxic waste.
Glowballs.
Leave my Balls alone Guido!
He might be annoying,
But, he’s a lying, irritating, sneaky little cnut who wouldn’t know the truth if it was printed in size 50 script for him to read and inwardly digest.
As for being Gordo’s catamite, that was expedient, whilst he clawed his way up the greasy pole, the aim, the top job, watch out Ed, this man is the classic Stalin who will stab anybody in the back to achieve his end.
As was said many centuries ago, who will rid is of this impertinent and interfering man?
I am standing on the shoulders of Martin Luther King and stabbing between the shoulder blades of my brother !!!!
Wat dis whitey boy doin on ma shoulders man???
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What are my good points ??? I am an overweening, self-serving, tribal, deficit-denying triple-flipper with all the aura and charisma of an Aids riddled cockroach.
Ed Balls – he’s just a nasty twat that doesnt realise it.
Well you be doing a ” most liked ” poll next week?
Another tough un.
So Edward Testicles thinks his stammer is the problem, a bit like saying people didn’t like hitler because of his bad breath.
Hitler blamed it all on his mustache. In the bunker he told his barber..
“you were right. I should have listened. No one was going to take me seriously after Chaplin. If I’d had muttonchops we’d have won.”
I hear he modelled his look from a house in Swansea
Hitler only had one Ball.
We have to put up with two.
Ed Balls Blames…..
Bit like Aresenal 1…
The most innocuous question can reveal
alarming personal characteristics.
I remember Blair being asked which part
of Britain’s countryside he found the most beautiful.
I thought his head would catch fire. He hadn’t a clue,
eventually mumbling something about the South Downs
or Cotswolds.
Cotswolds, yeah, forward not back, maybe up.
I didn’t find Blinky half as unpleasant as I’d expected when he dropped in at Waad Towers for some ‘canvassing’ (actually he just wanted a free lunch). After an unfortunate misunderstanding while I took him for some minor, irritating Defra official we got on surprisingly well.
People like Balls are quite easy to deal with because they love the sound of their own voices. As long as you let them puff and gibber away while one simulates interest they are as happy as pigs in muck. We even found some common ground, agreeing that Jim Paice was a good farming minister and an important counterweight to that nice-but-dim Spelman person.
Harriet, our labrador bitch, is trained to slobber over men’s trouser legs at the appropriate signal so we had an amusing revenge for the free lunch!
Will you be disinfecting Waad Towers after Balls’ visit ?
Did he ask you for a lunch receipt ?
Hope you have counted the silver napkin holders back in.
Is Harriet’s mate a bitch as per The Labrador Party all women shortlist?
By the look of him he’s had quite a lot of free lunches though not as many as Prescott or Devine
Mr D now has a few months of free lunches to look forward to. Toad in the Hole is on special most days, or so I’m told.
Must confess to voting for Bercow. It was an extremely difficult decision with such a stellar cast of fucknuts.
Can we have a poll for the most annoying person on this blog?
No point
Hello Billy.
Ed Balls would win it again.
“But only because he’s a bit awkward and too loyal!”
And has a face that need pounding to jelly with a tyre iron.
I like the sound of this. Can I do Bercow with a length of 3by2 please?
Come on! Be reasonable. Only if it is solid steel, else use a 4 foot long piece of 4 x 2
errrrr Nope
I think you will find that the public hate Cambo and Clegg. And your are gonna see so in May 2011.
Don’t believe the BBC, MOST people support the savings and many like me don’t think they go far enough, the NHS could lose 75% of the bone idle twats that work in it now and you wouldn’t notice.
…is that offical Tory policy Qwerty… Go for it !!!!!
It isn’t, but it should be.
Not so sure about that. The public don’t do ‘liking’ politicians, but some of them earn the public’s grudging respect. Apart from his apparent enthusiasm for the EU, Cameron is addressing the pressing issues of the day, and Clegg (most uncharacteristically for a modern politician) did the right thing for the country in forming the current coalition, to his personal short-term political cost. That earns grudging respect – so far.
In summary – could be better, could be a hell of a lot worse. Certainly better than the clueless and economically illiterate Labour mob.
Well said engineer. I’m no fan of Cameron, but the Tories and Lib Dems are trying to sort out the shithole left by the socialists.
There is so much wrong with the UK it’s hard to know where to start, but they are trying.
There is a silent majority in the Uk (mostly in the private sector) who have seen thousands of jobs go under Nu Liebore, their pensions raped by the one eyed twat from Fife, this Country turned into a refugee camp for any fucking halfwit with a grudge against us and of course the wrecled economy (we won’t even bother to mention the gold the twat sold off)
The fuck up over PFI, is another Nu Liebore classic.
The Tories have scrapped ID cards and are trying to roll back the intrusion of the state into our lives, for all the faults this lot will get a lot of respect from a LOT of voters when it counts.
of course the sponging dross in the north will continue to moan that their state subsidised jobs are going (tough shit, join the real world) but deep down even some of those mongs knew the party had to end some time.
Where to start:
Obtain Labour’s (rather short) membership list. Round-up everyone on it and gas them. Ditto every newsagent’s list of people who get The Mirror and The Guardian delivered.
Get us out of the EU.
Encourage pupils to ‘out’ Left-wing teachers. Gas these teachers.
Round-up everyone with 3 or more criminal convictions and gas them.
Gas anyone who so much as whimpers in protest.
QWERTY says: ‘I’m no fan of Cameron, but the Tories and Lib Dems are trying to sort out the shithole left by the socialists.’
Just a tiny correction needed. ‘I’m no fan of Cameron, but the Tories and Lib Dems are trying to sort out the shithole left by the bankers.’ Other politicians are trying to do the same all over Europe.
I ruined the nation’s finances by 2007.
The recession hit in 2008.
Why was there no banking crisis in such places as Austalia, Canada and Switzerland? Maybe because their regulation was appropriate – and who is responsible for bank regulation?
Sure, some bankers wer greedy and stupid, but the regulation allowed them to be. The fault lies squarely with Brown and Balls.
Adam Smith yes the bankers are to blame and WHO let them run riot?
Let me explain something, I bought my house in 1995, then you couldn’t get a 100% mortgage, never mind a 125% or self certified mortgage. How many banks went bust under the Tories.
McFuckup had already trashed our economy, raped the pensions and of course they liked rich bankers, Mandelson and McFuckup in particular.
Oh and Lloyds TSB were a GOOD solvent bank…….until McMong persuaded them to buy up HBoS, which by the way at the time was bigged up by the BBC’s Robert Peston who claimed it as a great victory for the mong…until it all went to rat shit, then Peston and the BBC simply refused to ever mention the one eyed mongs name again in the same breath as Lloyds HBoS.
I wonder why?
King Edwards are potatoes, a useful form of food.
Balls are also useful, grammatically a noun
But put the two together and all you get is rude
A twat, a dope, a blinky, a parasitic son of Brown.
Operation Odyssey “ Save Billy Vagues Career” Dawn…isn’t going very well…Oh dear
Still some way to go to compare with ‘Sexed Up Iraq’
Thag gaedhurg dullgutch EU funding. Farse thang cuir lund Ed Balls stcun farn-granchytll.
How do you spell Moosa Coosa? What does this activity involve? Does the moose consent, and can you be arrested for it?
It’s scottish for mouse corsing. A little know sport carried out in the highlands.
Bill Wiggin must be awfully important to the tories for him to still remain uncharged of any crime like stealing from the public purse on the basis of claiming for a mortagage he never had for years … what say you Dave????
SHUT IT !!
So it’s not that he is a loud mouthed bullying cunt then.
Ok.
Gets my vote for comment of the day.
I don’t know why every has it in for Ed. After all he managed to snap up that lovely little Yvie so he can’t be all bad.
‘snap up’? She was genetically past it, in her mid 30s. She looks like a boy and she’s got no tits.
Sounds like my kind of ‘beard’ who’s idea was it to put me with that twitter bitch and not her, Sue’s I think…
I’m munching on Clare’s minge right now.
If ever a creature was aptly named it is balls. His patter is all balls. His ‘philosophy’ is all balls. The party he belongs to, (commies) is all balls. He is the consummate load of balls. It simply cannot be denied.
I look forward to being appraised of his demise.
The popular perception is that he is an animated pile of compressed and festering baboon smegma, a sort of dickcheese golem.
I f***ing hate the bastard.
I think he’s just and all-round lying shit…