March 30th, 2011

VOTE: Who is the Most Annoying MP?


239 Comments

  1. 1
    Tax Payer says:

    V difficult to choose. Can we have AV??

    • 6
      ???? says:

      Agreed….there are some really annoying people on THAT list…AV will allow us to take people’s second preference votes into account

    • 52
      Anonymous says:

      Exactly. If ever there was a group of people you wished to see in a room together waiting for a suicide bomber to enter then this is it. Useless fucking shits to their cores!

    • 70
      Southern Softy says:

      Spoilt for choice.
      At least let us put them in order one to five.

    • 72
      Ampers says:

      Agreed in spades! For the very first time I can see an argument for AV!!!

      • 109
        Loonies should be able to vote twice (or more) says:

        Call me an agent of chaos, but if AV breaks the backs of the Conservative and Labour parties, I’m all for it.

    • 150
      crash says:

      where’s clegg? Did Guido have to exclude him to make the contest interesting?

    • 191
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Where the fuck is Vaz?

    • 198
      Pickled Wizard says:

      Tight call between Balls and Bryant Guido – cant you organise an turkey shoot and wait to see who is the last to be shot – might be more scientific

    • 199
      W.W. says:

      I must say, I’m surprised McShane didn’t come a lot higher, though he his more odious than annoying.

      But christ what a choice.

      W.W.

      P.S. Where are the Millibland brothers?

    • 223

      I know!

      Let’s tie them up, and roll them carefully down a long grassy hill in Gloucestershire, followed by some large cheeses.

  2. 2
    Blinky is a cunt says:

    Balls is the most annoying person on earth. Makes Charles Manson look cuddly.

    • 64

      all Israelites are annoying

    • 89
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      I was torn between Blinky and Hattie, who are equally annoying and hateful people. I had to go for Blinky in the end, but I feel cheated.

      • 144
        Decisions decisions says:

        Me too Mrs B, but I went for the hateful harpie (by a very thin nose)

        • 196

          I had to weight it for office. Yes, on a personal level, Harman and Balls are like a sandy panty liner, but just for the moment my personal antipathy to them had to be checked against the sheer inchoherent rage-inducing reality that Huhne has slithered up the greasy pole.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            Or rather Carina Trimmingham has slithered up and down the greasy pole.

      • 211
        Iloathlefties says:

        I felt the same. Harperson is a close second to Blinky. Both absolutely vile socialist bastards

        • 230
          I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

          Let’s examine socialism a little, shall we? It stands for bone-headed economic stupidity (Robert Crow), envy, pig-ignorance (Crow again), blinkered thinking, hypocrisy (the Benn family, anyone? Anyone?), bone-headed incompetence, organised theft from the middle classes, obsessive denial of previous mistakes (Ed Bollox, Hattie Harperson, etc), and the dumbing down of education to meet pre-and ill-conceived social ‘targets’. That’s just for starters.

          The greatest Englishman in history put it brilliantly. “Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” Well said, Winston. Of course, such misery only affects genuine socialists, not the well-heeled, dispirited milibland camp followers currently infesting the opposition benches.

  3. 3
    Yonks says:

    I take it Cooper isn’t an option as she isn’t a REAL MP just a pretend version!

  4. 4
    Ac/Dc/Ac says:

    A Ballsup/Harm-man ticket would be world class annoying. They would sweep the boards! Hitler/Pol Pot would come a poor second to those two.

  5. 5
    Blinky is a cunt says:

    Surely McDoom should be on that list for the very fact that he doesn’t even bother to BE an MP?

    • 10
      ???? says:

      RFLMAO …….”McIdiot” should be on the ” most deluded fucktard” list which is way way beyond “most annoying”

  6. 7
    Selohesra says:

    Wheres Blears – she even looks annoying

  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    nae Dougie Alexander?

  8. 9
    QWERTY says:

    Why no McMong?

  9. 11
    The most annoying politician goes to? says:

    There a many who I find annoying and it is difficult to judge who is the most annoying. Some are not even on the list.

    • 14
      ???? says:

      Perhaps we should have a list from 1 – 650 and rank them in order of annoying -ness ?

      • 141
        Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

        I understand many of my constituents find me to be VERY annoying because I only turn up at election time.

        But plenty of the idiots keep voting for me!

        Ker-ching!!!!

    • 194
      Me says:

      True, Bliar should be on that list because it annoys me he has got away with it/anything/everything!

  10. 12
    alfa101 aka Chris Bryant says:

    Fill in the missing words.

    I’d love a good, long ****

    horny as b***ery

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article78045.ece

    • 23
      alfa101 aka Chris Bryant says:

      Why are National Car Parks Ltd donating to alfa101 a free parking space at Cardiff railway station?

      http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregmem/110314/bryant_chris.htm

    • 45
      Fa Kin Su Pah says:

      I owned a number of Alfas.
      They were all useless, frequently broke
      down and took their trousers off.

      • 59
        Gene Pitney says:

        Once, I was 24 hours from Alfa.

        • 66
          EdMiliband says:

          I’ve Alfa brain

        • 147
          John Koenig says:

          I’m commander of Moonbase Alfa.

          • Sandra Benes says:

            No you’re not, it was evacuated.

            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283478/

          • John Koenig says:

            I think you WILL find you are mistaken as you have refered to Moonbase Alpha.

            I am commander of Moonbase ALFA in an alternate reality.

            In this reality we have politicians who are true servants of the people. They recognise the citizens who elect them as their ultimate bosses.

            On Earth, Human Society is productive, innovative and optimistic. Freedom for all nations and peoples is a reality. Wars have become part of our collective history. To wage war on another community, tribe or nation is seen in it’s true sense- as a war against one’s own community, tribe or nation. To harm another human being is to harm oneself.

            Nations still exist but we all understand the concept of nationhood is secondary to belonging to our collective human family.

            What you would see as traditional religions have withered away. They have been recognised by all as a mere tool of social control- a means of dividing us all, ensuring we are kept prisoner by both religious leaders and within our own minds.

            By freeing ourselves of these limitations our species has become a creative force for good, allowing us to join a wider Universal community.

            The best thing about this alternative reality is this: Gordon Brown was never Prime Minister in Great Britain. He never gained any position of power. Indeed he has never existed.

            You have all created your own reality. You have all created Gordon Brown.

            When you finally understand this then you will be free as we all are in the reality from where I speak to you now.

            And no Ed gonads either!!!! Whey hey!!!!

    • 85
      Southern Softy says:

      Bet The Sun would’ve applauded if Yvette got her t*its out for the boys.
      Of course the man’s a twat of the 1st magnitude, but the hypocricy of the Sun is monumental.

  11. 15
    bez says:

    why no Andy Burnham the twat?

  12. 16
    Tony Blair says:

    Is it ..you know.. my old neighbour from hell? The one who doesn’t turn up anymore.

  13. 17
    jdennis_99 says:

    Balls is a tempting target, but the evil man-hating witch Harman gets it.

    • 28
      QWERTY says:

      I know, so many twats, so few votes.

    • 62
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      + one.
      balls is beyond annyoing he’s with brown in a class of their own.

      kinockio is still annoying, long after he ceased to be an MP.

      why isn’t the little miliband (not a statesman) on there, he annoys me no end.

      • 91
        Southern Softy says:

        Can we throw this open internationally or am I the only one who thinks Obama is unwatchable and unlistenable?

  14. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Blears?

  15. 19
    boulay says:

    can we not have Umuna&berger and balls&cooper as joint options as they are of course “power couples” which makes them even more annoying (if possible) and you get to vote for two of the labour twats in one go?

  16. 20
    Yogi Chan says:

    We should include Baroness Warsi in this poll on principle.
    (The same way she sneaked into the cabinet office. Know what I mean?)
    Then she’d get my vote.

    • 26
      Radicalised Muslim says:

      TRY IT AND I’LL LAUNCH A JIHAD!!! JIHAD! JIHAD!

      • 30
        Hobbit says:

        I think he’s talking about small people actually. She sort of just snook in and no one noticed ‘cos she’s tiny.

      • 71
        Tessa Tickles says:

        Radicalised muslims hate made death threats against her because (a) democracy is against Islam and (b) women shouldn’t be working in politics, if at all.

        And the thick bitch wonders why we hate them.

  17. 21
    Chris says:

    Balls, McCarthy, Harmen, Khan & Lucas would be mine

  18. 22

    I want to vote for Guido Fawkes as the most irritating person in politics, can you add him to the list please

    • 43
      Media Studies Dropout says:

      Wales said Wikipedia.org was his way of producing a more modernized version of an encyclopedia, launching it on the Internet and giving anyone willing to contribute permission to do so. It is now the fifth-most visited website in the world, attracting about 408 million unique visitors monthly. There are 16 million articles on the site, and 270 languages through which the information can be viewed.

      Riveting website you’ve got there.
      Fawkes must be terrified of the traffic fleeing.

  19. 24
    Heidi Alexander says:

    What about me? It’s the second time I’ve been on PMQ’s this term. Mine was the boring question about foreign students. Yawn

  20. 25
    QWERTY says:

    Can we have a poll for the most shaggable bint on political TV?

    My suggestions

    Sarah Jane Mee

    Sophie Ridge

  21. 26
    david says:

    Shame Warsi isn’t an MP, she’d win hands down.

    • 79
      Tessa Tickles says:

      She got her job purely on merit, you know. The best person for the job. No other reason.

  22. 29
    MC says:

    Rory Stewart

  23. 31
    penddu says:

    Peter Hain !

  24. 32
    The most annoying politician is says:

    Why is Brown not on the list? D. Alexander? David Moron Miliband? Caroline the nazi Flint? Emily fatso Thornton? Yvette minging Cooper? Other smug, useless, troughing morons? The list is endless.

  25. 34
    Slimeball says:

    What. No Vaz?

    • 37
      QWERTY says:

      Guido would have found it easier to ask who isn’t a C U N T rather than who is. How many MP’s do Liebore have again?

      Add in most of the Tories and limp dems (plus Lucas) and that’s about the lot.

  26. 36

    Quick one word descriptions:From the civil service annotations code records.

    Bryant -Hissy
    Balls – Thumper
    Spelman – Woody
    Bercow – cuckold
    Hughes – Slippery
    Huhne – Sad
    Khan – Wrathful
    Teather – Pointless
    IDS – Schweppes
    Lucas – Mucus
    Harman – Issues
    McCarthy – Mouthy
    Hunt – PX {stands for Paxman’s description.}
    Hague – Gym
    Fox – News
    Umunna – {see description for HUNT above}
    Cable – Guy
    Gove – Dunce
    Osborne – Sharon
    Byrne – Empty
    MacShane – Dick

  27. 38
    The most annoying politician is? says:

    Labour’s squeaky toy? Angela Eagle? The voice of a spoilt little girl. Arrrgh!

  28. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Can someone help please, why is it just Labour ex Mp’s doing a bit of bird for expenses fraud & also heading the most annoying vote table (I include Bercow as being Labour, which of course he is)?

  29. 40
    SecretSquirrel says:

    Oh, has Diane Abbott been deselected?

  30. 41

    Ed Balls is that man at the theatre who won’t stop talking during the play.
    Ed Balls is the man at the art exhibition, who stands in front of the pictures you want to look at and talks to a friend about something else whilst blocking your view.
    Ed Balls is the man who drives so slowly towards the traffic lights that they go from green to yellow just as he is driving across the junction, leaving you stuck on the red light.
    Ed Balls is the man who coughs in the middle of a beautiful performance on unaccompanied acoustic guitar.
    Ed Balls is that person who sits down at the table that you had spotted from the other side of the room, just before you manage to get there.

    Ed Balls can spoil anything – It’s what he does.

  31. 42
    Wot no deficit? says:

    Where is Yvette Cooper? She has that whiney Nu Labour face that you’d never tire of punching

  32. 44
    ar says:

    Which Hunt? The posh patronising Labour member for Stoke should win this vote hands down. Or can he only get onto the ballot paper if Uncle Mandy fixes it for him?

  33. 46
    Anonymous says:

    What no Clegg?

    • 55
      bring home the canon fodder says:

      He’s not as bad as any of the labour shites. Clegg was caught out by events, he must have thought maybe a few more seats, but government never. Brown and Blair have got to be the biggest liars ever. Their arguments came before good government, and it’s a pity we had lying shits like Jack Straw to cover it up for them. Oh how I wish Robin Cook was still with us!
      Chilcot anyone?

    • 84
      Observer says:

      No, but the country has been lumbered with a Cleggerendum.

  34. 48
    The most annoying politician is? says:

    The politicians who use vulnerable people to play out their amateur dramatics for publicity gets my vote. Not annoying, they are disgusting opportunists.

  35. 50
    bring home the canon fodder says:

    It’s probably unfair to break them up, so the whole of the labour shadow government. Remember they are all Brownites, so the shite King himself Brown is included.
    Hate is not a word to use lightly but where this lot is concerned, well you just got to go with it. The sum of the parts and all that!

  36. 51
    Sniper says:

    All of the above + 600 and more not included. Arseholes.

  37. 54
    Anonymous says:

    How did Vaz get left out of this list? Did he invent it?

    • 63
      bring home the canon fodder says:

      Some people are just too bad to be on the list, that’s why.

  38. 56

    From UK-UNCUT protester’s diary

    Brothers and sisters. I stood rigidly with you today. In the spirit of Tahir Square I stood. In the emulation of Benghazi where rockets and bombs and missiles are falling upon your homes, I stood.
    Like the many who stood up to the snipers in Syr-ia, I stood as bravely as them. As you defied the dictators so I defied the middle aged counter clerk at Fortnum who asked ‘Can I help you madame?’

    “Can throw of the oppression of the totalitarian regimes of the western governments and end the poverty of the millions of workers of Britain exacerbated by unjustified idealogical cuts.”

    “Erm..No. I just sell expensive chocolate bars to tourists mostly.”

    Ha!

    And as I waited for the harsh rubber truncheons of the fascist police to beat about my head, as they surely would, I thought of Tienanmen-Square and the lone man in front of the tanks. And I thought of me, by the counter with the little pots of jam. And I reflected on who is the braver.

    In truth, I concluded it was me.

    • 88
      Catflap says:

      Thank god they all buggered off out of Trafalgar Square when they did Bill.
      6 more hours and the BBC would have called it a revolution.

    • 107
      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      * Applause *

    • 116
      Priviledged Adam....UK-UNCUT Protestor says:

      …..and then, when the policeman wasn’t looking, I picked up a jar of beluga caviar for Mumsy, and I didn’t pay for it!

  39. 58
    Misanthrope says:

    Misanthropy promotes equality! They are all appalling representatives for the people. Grr speet grr!

  40. 60
    Anonymous says:

    TOM WATSON? WHERE IS TOM WATSON

  41. 69
    My telly is covered in spit says:

    Whichever one is on the box. Gawd! Easier & quicker to ask what few politicians can be tolerated? If any? Jeez

  42. 73
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Guido,

    Would you add an “All of the above” option please?

    Thanks

  43. 74
    Antipolitico says:

    Milliband for me

  44. 75
    Gormless Gidders says:

    LOL…..RATTLED.

    Nice to see your hero Dave being sooooo Prime ministerial.

    You forgot to mention his arrogant quip in PMQ’s today. When asked about by an MP about Winter Fuel Allowance, he replied.

    “I can’t believe I accused him of anything because I had absolutely no idea who he was,”"”

    Man of the people Dave doesn’t even know who our elected MP’s are…Oh Dear. laugh it up Blue Noses but this type of behaviour is not becoming of a PM, and it will reflect badly on him.

  45. 76
    Polly fan says:

    UK Uncut was always going to spoil Labour’s party, but we invited them in
    by Dan Hodges
    http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2011/03/29/8615/

    “These brilliant protests on tax-dodging can unite us all” – Polly Toynbee (just prior to her being dragged out of one of the shops they were targeting).

    Is there any more info on this? Which shop? Fortnums?

  46. 77
    Observer says:

    Clive Soley would have been a contender in this poll before he became Lord Soley and took a job with the Heathrow expansion lobby, extending Labour’s considerable links with the aviation industry.

  47. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Guido is not listed! He’d get my vote.

  48. 82
    Ben says:

    For me it’s between Norman Baker and John Mann. Neither are on the list. I try to blank them out, too.

    • 104
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      I went to a small meeting where Baker was speaking the other day. He is obviously really enjoying ‘power’. He’d better enjoy it while he can as the bumptious twerp will be looking for another job after the election.

    • 231
      I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

      Neither IS on the list. Grammar, please……….

  49. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Guido gets my vote.

  50. 87

    I’m most annoyed that Ian Dale is NOT an MP. Does that count?

  51. 94
    Today's most annoying politician is? says:

    Miliband is a cringer! The last few weeks he has become the hero for thugs, thick students and protesters. Maybe he should become President for the NUS. He is more suited for that role.

    • 100
      COMRADE BOB CROW (ANNUAL SALARY £95K) says:

      I AM THE HERO OF THE LEFT! I WONT STAND 4 MILIBAND WARING THAT CRAWN KRAAN POSH METUL HAT WOT KINGS WARE.

  52. 99
    Skua says:

    No Ben bloody Bradshaw ?

  53. 102
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    What’s McShame doing on this list? Calling him ‘annoying’ is like calling the Japanese tsunami a lapping wave. ‘Vilest’ is closer to the mark, and even that is an understatement.

  54. 105
    vote ukip says:

    http://www.sharecast.com/cgi-bin/sharecast/story.cgi?story_id=4142090

    Conservative / Lib Dem budget tax hike drives investment out of Britain by the billions.

    And this is a “Tory” led Coalition you say?

    Small state, low taxes, minimum interference in the free market & peoples lives – that is what Conservative used to mean.

  55. 110
    Anonymous says:

    No Burnham?, never known him answer any question that’s ever been put to him about anything all you ever get is endless prattle about fairness and he was a candidate for the leader of the Labour party, Mong absent (isn’t he just) presumably because nobody including himself thinks of him as a serving MP any more but somebody has forgotten to cancel his pay cheque.

  56. 112
    Steve Miliband says:

    How about a poll for which Labour MP you do not find annoying?

  57. 125
    Your money is paying for this says:

    BBC allow talentless Lefty-author to read Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.

    http://bit.ly/g97tys

    • 127
      Steve Miliband says:

      What JK Rowling?

    • 128
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Never heard of her.

    • 131
      Tax Payer says:

      Was that the guy on Toady this morning? Yes, more than a little annoying.

      Seemed to have confused ‘the last government’ with ‘the current government’.

      Still, there’ll be a counter argument on tomorrow, surely?

  58. 129
    AlbaMale says:

    Without a doubt David Cameron. At the moment he’s like a spoilt child seeking attention but he may settle down when he grows up and starts to shave.

  59. 130
    Kevin T says:

    Balls makes you want to strangle him but McShane makes you want to devise some fiendish Saw-style trap which would slowly rip his smug face off.

  60. 132
    Emily Thornberry says:

    Why aren’t I on your list ? There should be an all-women short list. This is sexist.

  61. 133
    Hewitt& Hoon Crooks R US says:

    Phew! We are no longer the most hated & corrupt in Politics.

  62. 135
    Kevin T says:

    Regarding all the luvvies’ patronising “X Factor / Strictly” bollocks, here are the top grossing films of the last few months: The King’s Speech, Black Swan, True Grit, The Social Network. See the lowbrow garbage the market supports. You can make good art and make money. On the other hand you can’t disappear up your own arse or churn out tedious left wing propaganda and expect people to pay for the privilege of watching it, which is what really scares them.

  63. 137
    Gormless Gidders says:

    When backed into a corner, “The Cock” can only fling insults. Says more about him than anything else.

    Very bad day for Dave, no matter what apologist spin you put on it Guido.

  64. 139
    Today's most annoying politician is? says:

    Ben buggering Bradshaw. He is wasting away before our very eyes. Is there something wrong with him? Anorexia?

  65. 140
    Gormless Gidders says:

    Please kept Billy Vague on our screens. A 100% vote loser….and you know it….LOL

    • 153
      EdMiliband says:

      He hath hith Batheball hat. I hath my ‘Hythe Park speech’ moment – you decide!

  66. 142
    Gormless Gidders says:

    No Warsi I see.

  67. 143
    Jimmy says:

    It does seem a much more open field if you handicap it like this by taking out Dorries.

    • 208
      Anonymous says:

      Mad Nadine Dorries. You have to vote for her: liar, adulterer, nutjob. God knows why MacBride tried to smear her – she does the work herself.

      From wiki:

      ‘ “My blog is 70% fiction and 30% fact. It is written as a tool to enable my constituents to know me better and to reassure them of my commitment to Mid Bedfordshire. I rely heavily on poetic licence and frequently replace one place name/event/fact with another.” ‘

    • 209
      crash says:

      I cannot believe Osborn has over 4%, this can only be explained by the lack of Mad Nads and Cleggover.

  68. 149
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Oil companies have chucked their toys weill & truly out of the pram.

    And their investment out of British waters.

    Another victory for Team Dave.

  69. 151
    Robert Edwards says:

    The option list is not wide enough – it’s a Miliband sandwich filled with Balls and a side order of MacShane. Perhaps a garnish of Bradshaw.

    Why do I hate these people so much? Because they hate me…

    • 163
      Tessa Tickles says:

      The Complete and Unabridged List of People Labour Don’t Hate:

      Immigrunts.
      Civil Service Non-Jobbers (‘Diversity co-ordinators’, ‘Community-Enablers’ etc).
      Benefit-claiming chav scum.
      -

      Note that ‘workers’ and ‘The British People’ are absent from the list.

  70. 155
    Rigger says:

    i have just voted more than once for a candidate, this invalidates any result

  71. 164

    I saw the tweet about annoying politicians and then saw the name Bercow and thought the silly cow is getting my vote, and then read that it was MPs – which made me change to voting for Balls. As flipping annoying as the Speaker can be he’s a good constituency MP!!

  72. 170
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve just spoilt my ballot paper with poop!.

  73. 171
    Anonymous says:

    London Protests: The Entitlement Virus is Spreading

    fridaycomment.blogspot.com

    • 180
      bring home the canon fodder says:

      Me, me, me, give it me free. What about working for it. Don’t be stupid I’m a socialist.

  74. 172
    John Ward says:

    All of the above, but with more second preferences going to Jeremy Shunt, he’d walk it.

    What we need, however, is the Shittiest Banker Vote.

    The outgoing US head of TARP today openly accused Wall Street of embezzling taxpayers’ money. And Mr Barofsky is not exactly a Trot….

    http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/03/30/us-bailout-bombshell-tarp-chief-tells-americans-you-were-robbed/

    • 188
      banking_cunt says:

      don’t worry – we’ll get plenty more from the little people when they pay their taxes

  75. 173
    bring home the canon fodder says:

    Labour have rigged the voting so that all labour MPs are equally bad. It’s the labour world of no competition.
    What fools they are, didn’t they realise we would see straight through their plan.

  76. 174
    Chris says:

    Where the hell is Diane Abbot???

  77. 175
    David Cameron says:

    “Thank you, we have already counted your vote.”

    Well it was worth a try.

    I didn’t get where I am today without rigging the ballot !!!

  78. 176
    Gormless Gidders says:

    Most annoying political figure.

    Baroness Helen Newlove…. BY A MILE !!!!!.

    Truly Nauseating. Have you seen the outfit, hair do and make over since becoming a Baroness. Who the fu*ck does this woman thinks she is – The Queen.

  79. 177
    bring home the canon fodder says:

    What about burying Liam Byrne up to his neck, and then hitting his head with a golf wood. Oh what fun we would have.

  80. 179
    Gormless Gidders says:

    Not long before we are arming The Taliban….Oh Dear

  81. 181
    Dave Benson-Phillips says:

    Where’s Peter Hain on that list? He’s a slimy fucker.

  82. 183
    Anonymous says:

    What about Stephen Pound? The king of self satisfied smug?

  83. 186
    John says:

    just wish I could’ve made multiple votes!

  84. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Ou est Jacqui Smith?

  85. 192
    Andrew says:

    Skinner. By a mile. Vain as a monkey. How else do you explain his belief that whoever is speaking, and on whatever subject, he, Skinner, knows more about it than anybody else and therefore has a duty to provide a running commentary about it?

    If a female MP described what childbirth is like Skinner would know better. In fact I expect he criticised the midwife who delivered him.

  86. 200
    Adrian says:

    Got to be Vaz, but I had to vote for someone else.

  87. 204
    Ratcatcher says:

    Kerry McCarthy should win this by a landslide and then she would tweet the result to her buddy John Cowan aka racistdud (sorry I mean racingdude009)

  88. 205

    Perhaps the point is this: From all the post -war Labour party member lists, there have never been ones quite as annoying, irritating and actually offensive than those of the last 14 years.

  89. 210
    Koba says:

    Unlike AV and some labour parliamentary seats you can only vote once here.

  90. 218
    D Wilkes says:

    I voted Harman but would have voted Angela Eagle if she were on the list? Appalling whiny old bat.

  91. 221
    Anonymous says:

    Surely Harman deserves more than 11% of the vote?

  92. 225
    Saddam's Ghost says:

    You should let me have taken them all out the back of Parliament and shoot them in the back of the head.

  93. 227
    jgm2 says:

    A balloon debate is required.

    Everybody tossed out as they come last.

    And the ‘winner’ executed.

    It’s the only fair way to do it.

  94. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Dont you mean is there not such a thing as an annoying MP?

  95. 232
    Voice of Reason says:

    It’s easy to see the bias of the majority type of voters to this site by the voting results. I would think Cameron and Clegg would win the contest in any national newpaper vote.

  96. 233
    Down with Brown! says:

    Brown is the most annoying MP.

  97. 234
    Mr. Grimsdale says:

    Bercow has not been voted a MP yet. (Oh Dear! I must have overlooked John “Squeaker” Bercow.)

  98. 236
    D Wilkes says:

    “Brown is the most annoying MP”

    MP only in name/salary. AWOL

  99. 237
    D Wilkes says:

    Other likely candidates, I’m not a Jew Kaufman & Jack deficit denier Dromey

  100. 238
    Bram Stoker's Kate Hoey says:

    How does Sarah Teather get laid and I don’t? She looks like Weebl.



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