March 30th, 2011

The Most Annoying Person in Modern Politics


  1. 1
    Postlethwaite says:



  2. 2
    Slim Jim says:

    Hear, hear! And so say all of us!


  3. 4
    Postlethwaite says:

    Second again?


  4. 6
    Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

    Typical Tory sexism. Surely the title of “most annoying person in British politics” should go to a woman?


  5. 8
    A View from Cumbria says:

    Has the Prime Minister never met Tim Farron then ???


  6. 9
    Moment of the Week says:

    Fantastic stuff. Though I’d actually say Balls is the most annoying c unt on earth.


    • 67
      Iloathlefties says:

      Can’t we hang him by the thumbs from the tower?


    • 69
      Bruce Wayne says:

      Yvette Cooper thinks the same thing. Just look at her face when she stands next to him while he’s spouting off. She can’t stand him either.


  7. 11
    FonyBlair says:

    Code for incompetent liar!?

    The 2 Ed’s should be so easy to destroy…come on Tories…start battering them!


    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      And then they might get replaced by someone better….

      Much better for the Tories for the two Eds to stay in place ’til after the next election.


  8. 12
    jockstrap says:

    classic cameron decoy, in shit up to his eye balls with libya, nhs inflation, economy, and dave the master of deception blagged ed with wedding stag nights and insults to balls, it showed a lost generational of leadership, both sides of the house cannot be so stupid so the drama has to be an agreed script to deceive the voters, GF IS FOOLED and his tribe who cares so long at the actors from the common get their expenses and pension.


  9. 13
    The Most Annoying Person in Modern Politics says:

    So what?


  10. 15
    How was your staged wedding day, Beardie? says:


    • 19
      Tax Payer says:

      As happy as your ‘marriage’?

      God help them……


    • 22
      Sarah Brown says:

      Here’s to the happy couple’s future! I wonder if Justine will spend her husband’s 60th birthday hundreds of miles away from him, like I did.


      • 29
        Ha ha says:

        Did she really? That’s too funny. They can’t even bother to keep up the charade anymore. Right up to election day, she was at his side every second. The moment he left downing street, she suddenly found lots of reasons to be away from her hero.


  11. 17
    Pat McGroyn says:

    Spot on! Wish both Mr & Mrs Bollox would disapparate back to Bollock mansion every time their gobs open..


  12. 21
    101 Damnations says:

    Can’t understand why some people complain about Punch & Judy Politics.

    Top class entertainment.

    Completely bypassing the squeaker was a nice touch too. surely he should have told Balls to STFU.


  13. 26
    EdMiliband says:



  14. 27
    bring home the canon fodder says:

    Balls is a prize Buffoon.


  15. 28
    SocialGhism says:

    What’s Milliweed doing whilst Balls is being bitch-slapped?

    Playing “pattercake pattercake” by the looks of it – silly Knut!


  16. 30
    Mrs Khan says:

    Add useless to annoying.


  17. 31
    Ed Balls says:

    As dear Oscar once said: “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”


  18. 32
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Watch Caroline “Shag Me MILF” Flint ! She thinks its funny as fuck !

    I disagree with the headline thou Guido. It should read:

    “Most Annoying TWAT in Modern Politics”


  19. 33
    Ed says:

    Juthtine, would you like me to take you up the chutney chuffer?


  20. 34
    Pete Taylor says:

    So Millipeed’s Balls has Thrush.


  21. 35
    The sad, pathetic Green MP with the drawn on eyebrows says:

    Shuuudaaap or I will tax you for all the hot air you blow!


  22. 37
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish Ed and Justine every happiness. I’ve called personally to wish them good luck for the future.


    • 44
      Parro et supra says:

      Will probably find her a safe seat somewhere so she can join the Balls and Harperson club and we have three matrimonial pairs milking the system.


  23. 41
    Yeah, right..... says:

    It’s a crowded field – Hain, Khan, Woolas, McShane, Hughes (Simon and Beverley) et al, but I reckon the PM has called this right.


  24. 43
    Amateur Dramatics Awards goes to says:

    How is the blank piece of paper coming along? Labour love a drama as it misdirects our attention away from the monumental mess they have made of the country. If only Labour would stop play acting and take their role more seriously, this country would not be in the state it’s in. Jeez. Poor show!


  25. 45
    PM says:

    The most annoying person in politics *ever* is what Cameron should have said.


    • 52
      Sir William Waad says:

      Sir Redvers Pilkington, member for Old Sarum between 1777 and 1778, was more annoying still, according to Tom Longtrouser’s “Effrontery Rewarded; or, a Loamshire Charivari”.


  26. 49
    Sir William Waad says:

    Do you think Justine was named after the eponymous heroine of de Sade’s novel? One hopes Miss Thornton’s life story has been quite different.


  27. 53
    HarleyStreetSurgeon says:

    Balls looks like he had an eyebrow transplant with Roger Moore as the donor


  28. 57
    Hellboy says:

    Cameron – what a non-Statesman – gratifying to know Balls gets under his skin so well.


    • 60
      The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

      Shtop the cuths!! I hath a dream!!



    • 65
      Alex says:

      Yes, because being a “non statesman” (in some people’s eyes) is up there with being responsible for trashing the economy and putting us all in eyewatering amounts of debt.



  29. 59
    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

    Balls is a lying cun’t, that’s why i rated him so highly


  30. 61
    angelnstar says:

    Ken Livingstone is setting an awful example to his followers, who are now fibbing just like he does.


  31. 63
    Guyb99 says:

    Anybody got a clip of Vic n Bob with their handbags going “oooooooooooooooo”


  32. 72
    Stripey says:

    Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and the Kipper find themselves out of work and all apply to MI5 for a job.All three get to the last task which is to go into a darkened room with a gun where they will find someone on a chair and shoot that person.
    Tony Blair goes first and through the darkness makes out Cherie sitting on the chair, exits the room and gives the gun to the monitor saying “stick your job”
    Gordon Brown is next up and he is given the same task except Sarah is in the chair, again he recognises Sarah and exits the room telling the monitor “You people are sick”
    Next up The Kipper is given the same task with Sam Camoron in the chair. The monitor hears six shots ring out and the sound of breaking bones and blood curdling screams. Cameron the Kipper exits wipes his brow and says to the monitor”You gave me six blanks in that gun so I had to kill her off with the chair”


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