March 30th, 2011

Celebrity PMQs Watch


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    QWERTY says:


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    jm_ed says:

    Well butter my arse.

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    You’ll be getting the red lasersight of BillyB on your forrid.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    Dear Ed
    Love everyone xx

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    13eastie says:

    Was his old flame, and member of the Oxford University Conservative Association, Courtney Love, in tow?

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    On your bike says:

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    I'm such a cunt even my parents abandoned me, Nicky of Campbells says:

    Vicky Pollard was friggin’ herself off with the Labour win in Five cu’nt’s AV election show today.
    Dumb lefty twat

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    Steve Miliband says:

    The Thick of it?

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Big win for the statesmanlike Labour leader at PMQ’s today, said the BBC

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    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

    These problems started in America

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    Rigsby says:

    LabourList LabourList
    PMQs liveblog: Clear win for Miliband, who pinned down Cameron on a number of issues

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    The Right Honourable Ed Millibrand says:

    The BBC hath my full thupport

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Good job you weren’t there to witness Ed being thwashed

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Shock horror! Leftie blonde airhead discovers public transport is shit.

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Labourlist calling Cameron ‘rude and disgraceful’ at PMQ’s today

    Lefty cun’ts hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Jem says:

    Steve Coogan is a keen Tory who has said he has an ambition to be a North-West Conservative MP one day.

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    Is this a form of foreplay?

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    Glaswegian of Pakistani origin, Aasmah Mir says:

    I hate Tories, I hate non left-wing English people, I hate anyone who thinks the BBC should be less biased, I hate anyone who wants to cut state spending, I hate
    anyone who wants to think for themselves, I hate the Royal wedding

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Do me a favour, he’s a sneering lefty

    You’re thinking of his alter ego, Norman Stanley Fletcher

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    Surely Quote of the Day says:

    I’m gonna upload to Youtube the bit where Cameron told Blinky to shut up. The roar of approval was joyous.

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    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

    It is disgraceful, I was always honest, polite and above reproach in the house

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    Arts cuts: Much Ado About Nothing.

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    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

    Mr Crow may i have a job advising your union please?

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    umma gumma says:

    Coogan is a Tory. He’s slagged off Labour on several occasions recently, and praised Cameron.

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    The other one says:

    He’s an upstanding young man and does not do drugs

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    Kadiq Shan says:

    If only you could all see that you are the real anarchists! Minimal government and minimal regulation.

    How can you not tell!

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    the last quango in paris says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha !

    best post in ages – usually i find that if i’m attending a meeting I LEAVE PLENTY OF TIME IN ADVANCE IN CASE THINGS RUN LATE.

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    Yo Crow says:

    Hey Bob, your spelling has improved greatly. Got a bit to go yet but a good start.

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    Black Crime says:

    A five-year-old girl and a shopkeeper have been seriously injured in a shooting at a grocery store in south London.

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    Hang Billy says:

    At last, something witty as the first comment for a fucking change.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    There are no topics in this forum.

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    Phwooar! says:

    Priti Patel looked even more gorgeous than usual today during PMQs. One for the wank bank.

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    the last quango in paris says:

    out of the house however i called a female oap a biggot for asking a perfectly reasonable question :(

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    BBC First Light Infantry in action again to-day says:

    Meanwhile whilst Hague briefs HoC on the “success” of yesterdays Conference the Leeb-yan Opposition are in full retreat having now lost Ras Lanuf and vacating Brega … BBC’s Ben Brown should have learnt from is experience at Bin Jawad yesterday…no sooner had he set his OB for 1 o’clock news in Brega than the insurgents jumped into their pick-up trucks and sped off at speed east leaving yet again holding the position……..

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    I’m Ed Miliband
    Owing me, owing you!

    Ah haaa!

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    “Migration has benefited Britain. We should be and actually are, proud of our diversity.” – Tony Blair, January 2007.

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    Tax Payer says:

    Ah but SHE is an M.P. and expects more.

    You merely pay her wages.

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    Tax Payer says:

    They retreated 100 km ! Do that a few times and they’ll be in Egypt.

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    There is nothing you can do

    Owing me, owing you!

    Ah haaa!

    We just have to face it, this time we’re through…

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    Yvonne Fovargue?! says:

    Not so much who is she but WHAT is she?! When she was called to ask a question at PMQs, I thought I was suddenly watching a science fiction film. Less E.T, more Alien.

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    Not bad at all says:

    I’d never really noticed till today that Theresa May has quite good legs.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Tubes yet again all over the shop”

    Last night’s vindy repeating, Stella?

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    The voith of my new generation progrethive refounded Labour Parteh.

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    Anonymous says:

    Threaten to sue them, Stella. That’s usually the best way?

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    Labourlister says:

    And I’ll raise you with a few of our own ones, including the tedious one showing Osborne agreeing with Labour spending etc etc

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    I like the way Guido doesn't mince his words says:

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    Please put that mirror down. It is unflattering.

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    Ford says:

    Are you suggesting she’s a Tranny?

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    Politics is celebrity for ugly people.

    Ed Balls is the most annoying in politics though.

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    I agree with Mr Fawkes. Look at this idiot, @hatfinch, tweets. The man is a pest.

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    Yo Crow says:

    You’re almost as literate as Prezza.

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    PigShit says:

    there’s definitely no hope then

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Twitter looks such fun. Not.

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    Tax Payer says:

    Me too. Why would we care what people think on any random subject, especially ‘celebrities’?

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    Ed Balls is that man at the theatre who won’t stop talking during the play.
    Ed Balls is the man at the art exhibition, who stands in front of the pictures you want to look at and talks to a friend about something else whilst blocking your view.
    Ed Balls is the man who drives so slowly towards the traffic lights that they go from green to yellow just as he is driving across the junction, leaving you stuck on the red light.
    Ed Balls is the man who coughs in the middle of a beautiful performance on unaccompanied acoustic guitar.
    Ed Balls is that person who sits down at the table that you had spotted from the other side of the room, just before you manage to get there.

    Ed Balls can spoil anything. It’s what he does.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Entertainment for people who can’t follow, express or comprehend more than 140 characters.

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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:


    Don’t they know who you are?

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    squeak for england says:

    he does like to do lots of women up the back door – good man.

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    Alan Partridge says:

    Tell me about the ladyboys

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    squeak for england says:

    anyone who makes 5 bellies smith look like a 9 pint maybe must have some serious issues

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    The BBC says:

    Gun crime is rising due to Tory cuts, all crime is the fault of Tory cuts. There was no violent crime when our beloved Labour and St Gordon were in power.

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    Diane Abbott MP says:

    I take a taxi, it’s the only thing that my big fat stinky arse can fit into.

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    Ed Balls est que l’homme de théâtre qui n’arrêtent pas de parler pendant le jeu.
    Ed Balls est l’homme à l’exposition d’art, qui se tient devant des photos que vous souhaitez regarder et parle à un ami à propos de quelque chose d’autre tout en bloquant la vue.
    Ed Balls est l’homme qui conduit lentement vers les feux qu’ils passent du vert au jaune, comme il est de conduire à travers la jonction, vous laissant collé sur la lumière rouge.
    Ed Balls est l’homme qui tousse en plein milieu d’une belle performance à la guitare acoustique non accompagnés.
    Ed Balls est cette personne qui s’assoit à la table que vous aviez repéré à partir de l’autre côté de la salle, juste avant vous réussissez à vous y rendre.

    Ed Balls peut gâter quelque chose. C’est ce qu’il fait.

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    Ed Balls ist, dass der Mensch am Theater, der nicht aufhören wird sprechen während des Spiels.
    Ed Balls ist der Mann an der Kunstausstellung, die vor dem gewünschten Bilder zu sehen und spricht mit einem Freund über etwas anderes während Sperrung Ihrer Ansicht nach steht.
    Ed Balls ist der Mann, der so langsam fährt in Richtung Ampel, dass sie gehen von grün auf gelb, so wie er ist über die Kreuzung fahren, verlassen Sie stecken auf dem roten Licht.
    Ed Balls ist der Mann, der Husten in der Mitte eine schöne Leistung auf unbegleitete akustische Gitarre.
    Ed Balls ist, dass Personen, die nach unten sitzt am Tisch, dass Sie von der anderen Seite des Raumes hatte entdeckt, kurz bevor Sie dorthin zu verwalten.

    Ed Balls kann verderben alles. Es ist, was er tut.

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    Captain D says:

    Oh wow, this really is cutting edge political blogging.

    Top stuff Guido.

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    Anonymous says:

    Only if you smell my cheese.

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    squeak for england says:

    from billy?

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    Radio jingle says:

    Alan’s Funny Stories…

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    spud says:

    Yes, rep roach describes you perfectly.

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    Charles Aznavour's nanny says:

    Et maintenant, que vais-je faire? vers quel neant glissera ma vie?

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    jizzyneck says:

    I think I spotted her there with a big pearly necklace on.

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    shutttttttt uppppppppppppp says:

    Steve Coogan, Gloria De Piero, Ed Miliband (and various hangers on) in Strangers Bar after PMQs 15 minutes ago via The Visitor Widget

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    Harriet Hargob says:

    I like what I see in it.
    Mind you, I’m the only one.

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    crash says:

    The report continues…

    ‘many prominent tories have been campaigning for relaxing gun laws in the vicinity of the shop, fiercely opposed by Labour who say that since social cohesion officers have been burned at the stake due to unnecessary tory cuts there is nobody to ensure that the local indigenous population behave themselves’

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    Mon O'Cull says:

    Someone needs to visit Specsavers.

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    I rest my case says:

    Emily Thornberry

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    Twittery twat says:

    Hamish Allan.

    Weird name, weird guy.

    Scottish to boot?

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    Never mind the violence, feel the diversity says:

    Migration has benefited unscrupulous politicians and employers he means.

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    Carla ooh-la-ow-u-say-la says:

    Magnifique mon cherie.

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    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Alan Partridge for Mayor?

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    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:


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    Ex LSE.

    Piece of shit.

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