March 28th, 2011

Tories Turn Screws on MacShame

Four years before the likely General Election the Tories have decided to very publicly select a candidate in Rotherham. Officially the Party’s “Parliamentary Spokesman” for Denis MacShane’s seat, Jackie Whiteley fought it at the last election, increasing the Conservative vote to 16.7% pushing the LibDems into take second place.

It’s almost as if they are planning for a by-election…


  1. 1
    Phantom says:

    Dead man walking…..

    Still, I’ve got a garage he can sleep in for £30,000 a year.

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    hang Him !

  3. 3

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/t Guido, who is the next piggie up before the beak and when?

  5. 5
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Didn’t you know? Wavy Davey’s defenestrated IPSA. Pigging is back in style.

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Make sure he packs enough KY jelly . tho his former colleuges Jim Devine and David Chaytor have probarly warned him by now.

  7. 7

    I may not be enthused with big banks, but I thank Chase for alerting me to unauthorized charges and reissuing a new credit card.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Come on , Was it ever going to change? Guido would be out of buisness if they did.

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    Denis is a good man!

  10. 10
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Someone should run a McShane conviction and punishment market. I’m 15 bid, at 20.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Good for what exactly?

  12. 12
    billy is like herpes, it's for life says:

    And so would you Billy…..hmmmmm.

  13. 13
    Are strings getting pulled says:

    Don’t want to be a party popper but has mcshane actually been charged with anything ?
    Also is Devine actually in Prison yet? Come to think of it, has he even been sentenced yet? If not, why not?

  14. 14
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    17 months? Is that all? He’d be doing hard labour in a gulag in his “Socialist Paradise”

    One rule for one and not the other hey….

  15. 15
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Pig in a red rosette, pig in a blue rosette.

    Big difference – the looting goes on & will go on until the british stop voting for the big three partys.

  16. 16
    Smig says:

    Bury him upside down up to his waist and I think he’d make a very good bird feeder.

  17. 17
    google bing says:

    Ever heard of a search engine you lazy get?

  18. 18
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/T OH has a good spot on the [protests :

  19. 19
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    Harriett Harman is on the Daily Politics. She is an absolute disgrace. She is such an hypocrite.
    Labour cuts are not cuts, but they are cuts, no they are not. What would labour cut, err, what cuts, oh those cuts.
    Marman go away and take the rest of your cronies with you.
    Was there any point to Harman being on the programme. Yes because she showed herself up and her party yet again.

  20. 20
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    It won’t make any difference even if he does get sentenced. I’m sure he’ll be out within weeks on a tag, to serve out the rest of his sentence in the comfort of his own home.

    Let’s face it, if that’s the punishment meted out for all those thousands of pounds they stole, it’s well worth the trouble isn’t it!

    Who says crime doesn’t pay!

  21. 21
    Cassandrina says:

    Rotherham – now where did I hear this town recently.
    Oh yes the BBC radio 4 sent Caroline Quinn or was it Martha Kearney? (same leftie claptrap with different nice voices); up there a week ago to get the “publics” view on government cuts. Did not go fully according to bbc biased plan – could it be that people are now wary (and fully aware) of the obvious BBC left bias?

  22. 22
    Denis MacShameless says:

    I’m untouchable.

  23. 23
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    McShane is a complete tosser. Another sponger going down!

  24. 24
    Cassandrina says:

    Billy would not be out of buisness (sic) but he would have to find another meaning in life.

  25. 25
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Election Member[2] Party
    1885 Arthur Herbert Dyke Acland Liberal
    1899 by-election William Henry Holland Liberal
    1910 by-election Joseph Pease Liberal
    1917 by-election Arthur Richardson Lib-Lab
    1918 Frederic Arthur Kelley Conservative
    1923 Fred William Lindley Labour
    1931 George Herbert Conservative
    1933 by-election William Dobbie Labour
    1950 Jack Jones Labour
    1963 by-election Brian O’Malley Labour
    1976 by-election Stan Crowther Labour
    1992 Jimmy Boyce Labour
    1994 by-election Denis MacShane Labour
    2010[3][4] Independent Labour

  26. 26

    The looting does indeed go on.
    Just yesterday I put on my black winter skiing balaclava, got a cab down to Piccadilly, gave a few ‘Maggie out’ chants, waited for the windows to go in and helped myself to a large hamper.

    I tip this glass of Fortnum’s Pouilly-Fumé, Domaine Chatelain, to you comrades.

  27. 27
    Engineer says:

    Mr Slater’s Parrot will have something to say about that…

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    QWERTY says:

    Harman just been on BBC News and the DP. Easy ride off BBC hacks on both occasions.

  29. 29
    Engineer says:

    Al Capone thought that, too. They got him, though, didn’t they?

  30. 30
    QWERTY says:

    But the dozy female beeboid still didn’t nail Harman down. Fuck the BBC.

  31. 31

    Uncomfortable image forms with the words

    Harman .. easy .. ride..

  32. 32
    Jon says:

    Dennis MacShane, aka Matyjazcek, is an ardent promoter of multi-culturalism.
    Perhaps he should read this:

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    What is this Magi of which they all speak?

  34. 34
    TJ says:

    The BBC is the voice of the Labour Party, the Fabians, Common Purpose, and the followers of the Frankfurt School. All organisations who seek to destroy our way of life.

  35. 35
    NotaSheep says:

    Be still my beating heart, could it be true that the great Twitter non-replier and misleader on deficit v debt might be gone soon?

  36. 36
    JohnBellingham says:

    I think she did. Nice beheading: no brains inside.

  37. 37
    Me says:

    Better still, arse up and you can park your bike!

  38. 38
    Lore says:

    Did you know my brother is the PM?

  39. 39
    the elephant in the sitting room says:

    Don’t let the cat out of the bag!

  40. 40
    Me says:

    Same noses, bigger trough!

  41. 41
    what are you waiting for? says:

    Dump Griffin and watch the bee en pee take off!!

  42. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” The march maths doesnt add up” From seen elsewhere.

    What do you expect from the socailists?

  43. 43
    lol says:

    I wonder why we never hear about this on the BBC?

  44. 44
    QWERTY says:

    Na she got an easy time, no mention of Alistair Darlings “bigger cuts than Thatcher” comment before the election, no mention of the hidden debt in PFI and no mention of Ed Testicles half grovelling apology for getting it wrong.

  45. 45
    Gordon Brown says:

    Andrew? Is that you?
    I’m n’ae Prime minister any more. {grumble, mumble}

    Listen, we still haven’t sorted out that cleaning bill.
    I had to give back £13,723.04. You owe me half.

    Andrew? Are ye still there?

  46. 46
    Tell it like it really is says:

    What we all know and see, “our Trev” will be really cross when he sees your link.

  47. 47
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Absolutely. But you got the verb and tense wrong. For “seek to” read “have”.

  48. 48

    I’ve decided to take a leaf out of blinky’s book . I’m going to be a protest denier.

    “Now, 450,000 marched against ..”

    “No they didn’t.”

    “Well numbers may not be verified but..”

    “No..There was no march. There was no protest.”

    “Well..we have the evidence..”

    “No.I don’t think so. If you look at my made up statistics there was no protest at all..”

    “But..That’s not true..”

    “Well that’s what the opposition say. But if you look at the figures for the Tory-Lib think tank on marches… This union-led opposition is just making up numbers as it goes along.”

    Continue until interviewer explodes.

  49. 49
    Sir William Waad says:

    Human beings’ DNA is so similar that, properly, there are no races, just slight superficial adaptations to local climate. Apart from such adaptations, the standard deviation of the value of any human attribute between different groups is trivial compared with the standard deviation of that attribute within any one group. In other words, forget it.

  50. 50
    Spring Hill lag says:

    Please! We used to get a nice class of convict here, white-collar mostly, honest decent fraudsters, bent solicitors and the like. Now the place is infested with revolting politicons! The bastards cheat at Scrabble!

  51. 51
    Taxfodder says:

    Highly amusing how the poor old Tories can’t seem to bring themselves to turn the screws on their own troughers…aka Spelman and The Right Honourable Liam Fox MP.

    Two of the worst expenses troughers you could think they have of been screwing the taxpayer for years…

  52. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    you forgot Bill Wiggin.

  53. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    David Laws as well.

  54. 54
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    My African aquaintance told me something that the author did not mention: the length of the African heel bone. He pointed out that your average African (where I work occasionally) has a relatively small calf muscle due to the larger leverage available from the muscle’s attachment on the longer heel bone. And when that calf muscle is developed they are born runners. I don’t know if this is anatomically true, but it looks and sounds about right. He said to me: “we are running machines from the Savannah”.

  55. 55
    Smig says:

    A whole row of them buried face down in concrete with arsecheeks as a bike park. I like this idea.

  56. 56
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Let Boris know?

  57. 57
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    The BBC interview of Brenden Barber showed the number of protestors as 250,000 (running along the bottom of the screen) while Barber, at the same time, was stating 500,000.
    Now watching the helicopter view of the protest it appeared nowhere near 250,000. If the unions and BBC lie about this then where do they draw the line?

  58. 58
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    What about Mandleson, surely the biggest hypocritical crook of them all.

  59. 59
    Joss Taskin says:

    Anyone help with this conundrum I have ?

    I can quite fathom out which one is the most p£aceful.

    A TUC protest march against savings which their own lackeys, Liebour, would have had to make or islam, the religion of p£ace ??

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    lmao says:

    Fuck off “Waad”, you leftie prick.

    We don’t need your Frankfurt School, Critical Theory propaganda here. Try the BBC.

  61. 61
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  62. 62
    Anonymus says:

    In the 30,000 years we’ve lived in europe, we’ve already evolved into couch potatoes.

  63. 63
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    If I can come back, WE can come back…..

  64. 64

    £22,500 for the fox.

    Pretty good going. Up there with Moran for the top re-payer.

  65. 65
    Jed says:

    Speak for yourself, lard-arse.

  66. 66

    I read it was 38 million.
    That was on LabourList so it might have been a bit partial.

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  68. 68
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Tad more amusing than Paddy Ashdown linking the Japan and Haiti quake on global warming sorry climate change.

  69. 69
    Taxfodder says:

    List 50% worst case trougher MP’s and still fail to note them all.

    Westminster attracts crooks liars and fraudsters like shit attracts flies!

  70. 70

    I’ve always assumed it was Maggie Philbin.
    She upset a lot of people with Tomorrow’s World containing all those made up gadgets.

  71. 71
    Steve Redgrave says:

    More people watched the rowing. Quid pro quo

  72. 72
    PissedasaParrot says:

    slaters not the only one ..sounds disgusting..give me a large one with a macshane top please barman

  73. 73
    Aunt Hilda says:

    you’ll think again if you see sally bercow’s version…lorry park more like

  74. 74
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    No thanks.
    I’ve got two new ones on order.
    It was a £2 deposit and nothing to pay until 2019 deal.

    I only regret I didn’t order six.

  75. 75
    Benefit Scrounjar says:

    I will vote for a rabid minkey if it stands for that Labour lot

  76. 76
    Moley says:

    An election might be precipitated any time by Huhne taking a large group of Lib Dem MP’s across the floor of the house to the Opposition benches.

    All those Lib Dem MPs who come from constituencies where Labour came second have already worked out how to maximise their chances of re-election.

    Neither Clegg nor Cameron can trust each other; the recent history of both of them is littered with broken promises.

    If there was a mass defection of Lib Dem MPs to Labour; has Cameron lost the ability to call an election; would we be faced with a change of Government without an election?

    Will Clegg turn and run once he has an AV Yes Vote under his belt?

    Are the briefings referred to in ConservativeHome coming from a Lib Dem inside the coalition Government?

  77. 77
    Sir William Waad says:

    ‘Pooper’, not ‘popper’.

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    Stella's stuck needle says:

  79. 79
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’ve always assumed that racists were genetically inferior to other groups, although it could just be the crystal meth.

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    Cash 4 All another election Bribe by Gordon says:

    My MP is a Tory Stella. And I am sure he agrees with me that the EMA should be targeted at those who need it and not all those that want it.

  81. 81
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok i am stumped with that one?

  82. 82
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Good god…Mind Bleach over here quickly!!!!!!!

  83. 83
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuck off you stupid Hunt

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    Earhquakes are becoming more frequent. Paddy Pantsdown says:

    Paddy Ashdown on BBC news saying that Haiti Earthquake and Japan Earhquake are new natural disasters that are becoming more frequent, he didn’t quite say global warming but that is certainly what he implied and the BBC of course did not challenge him.

    It’s a good job he wasn’t around when the Himalayas were formed.

  85. 85
    The Boy stood on the burning deck says:

    Middle wicket? I hope

  86. 86
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    All together now…

    Heeeeeeeeee’s a wanker, he’s a wanker…..

  87. 87
    Dawkins says:

    Time to read up on Epigenetics to get a more complete picture

  88. 88

    Peter Fonda she is not…

  89. 89


    Tory’s still using “deficit.” Ask average Labour voter what deficit means. You’ll wait along time for an answer. FFS speak in a language the prolls will understand.

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    GrumpyBearz says:

    Maggie Philbin containing a gadget… the mind boggles very happily!

  91. 91
    GrumpyBearz says:

    The BBC fifth column would have to learn to read first!

  92. 92
    Walfamstow Widget says:

    Ex researcher/script-writer for wee Willy Douglas.

    Shows how low the lady will stoop methinks.

    Twitter on ye old tw@

  93. 93
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Yup, you’re right. On the other hand how many Olympic swimmers are from Africa?

  94. 94
    brainwash victim says:

    You share 90% of your DNA with a banana — that doesn’t make you 90% banana. Or maybe it does in your case, old fruit.

  95. 95
    GrumpyBearz says:

    He looks like he was around at that time – the old, wrinkled and incredibly stupid git!

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    so there says:

    I can’t believ this cretin McShame is still making headlines – he ought to be in prison for stealing our money

  97. 97
    Time for a snack says:

    Steve, Is that ‘rowing’ as in having fun going backwards on water’? Or ‘rowing’ as in having an attack of the verbals in Piccadilly?

  98. 98
    Time for a snack says:

    …his feet were covered in blisters
    he split his trousers up the back
    and had to borrow his sister’s

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    McShane did do one thing. A woman I lived with was a fervent supporter of the European Union. One evening we were watching Newsnight and the McShame was on there defending the EU with one of his slimey twisting arguments. She was so impressed with his vileness that she decided there and then she was against the EU.

  100. 100
    Are strings getting pulled says:

    Typos Waad you prat and to the idiot who posted before you they were rhetorical questions arse wipe. Christ the level of debate on here is deplorable.

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    Anonymous says:

    Remember the time he got caught with his pants down. That was a bit of a disaster!

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    My mp is a lazy fat union Hunt so no I won’t be asking him for anything.

  103. 103
    Gene Hunter says:

    Sir William is technically correct, Imao, and if you were at all familiar with his oeuvre you would know that he is not a leftist. I understand your frustrations, but we have to look at cultural rather than genetic factors underlying the sorts of differences that keep you (and me) awake at night.

  104. 104
    Doc Trough says:

    No MacShane, you’re several orders lower than that.

  105. 105
    Paul Marks says:

    MacShane is a vile man – British politics would smell a bit less without him.

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