March 27th, 2011

Real Anarchists Don’t Oppose Cutting the State

Guido is always bemused that the ritual destruction of private property on left-wing demonstrations is attributed to “anarchists”. It seems very unlikely that they are anarchists, far more likely Socialist Worker Party toytown trots and knuckle-dragging leftie trouble makers. Anarchists want to smash the state not increase the size and scope of it…

Because it is a sunny Sunday here is Guido’s favourite funky anarchist anthem, No Governmentby Nicolette:

Remember kids, real anarchists don’t pay taxes…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    quite right Guido, It would be like a tax avoiding newspaper complaining about tax avoidence.

    • 2

      Well I had fun taunting the fat lazy wasters


      • 3
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        I was just wonering how you got on , Hope you had loads of fun , did they shout abuse at you?

        • 5

          Of course. No one came after me. I mean have you seen the SIZE of people who work for the State? they were wheezing enough as it was

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            not “Fit for purpose” :-)

          • Since you yourself have the girth of a forcefed walrus we can only assume you wandered into an elephant enclosure or the Eric Pickles fanclub by mistake Fatty.

          • Slit the throats of all leftists. says:

            People who work for the BBC are always skinny little c u n t z (Nikki Campbell Richard Bacon for example).

            Leftist twats, fuck them.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            It’s because all the coke destroys their appetite.

          • Shop Stewart says:

            Any chance I could stage an ‘alternative to cuts/ growth’ demo in support of the TUC in your city and er…. smash up some shops and property too… think I can get Balls & Milli to support.

        • 121
          The mail is full of celebrity bollox says:

          The arse holes at the daily mail are reporting the shite that these trots are anarchists. Fucking clueless !

          • Anonymous says:

            BBC calling them ‘activists’ rather than rioters.

          • escapedRoger says:

            the U-UK-Hunt supporters are pathetic wankers we are not proud to show their faces !

          • Orwell was right says:

            Spot on about these leftist thugs, they don’t have a clue about anarchism.

            ‘Communist Anarchy’ arose during the Spanish Civil War when Stalin sent soviet spies to infiltrate genuine Anarcho-Syndicalist groups, in order to try and bring them into the communist fold.

            George Orwell wrote all about these Stalinist ‘revolutionaries’ decades ago.

            Anyone who hasn’t should read ‘Homage to Catalonia’ for an expose of how these ‘black-bloc anarchists’ are really just agents of chaos acting on behalf of the communist party, or these days the SWP and the Fabian Society.

      • 6
        I am not a free man, I am a number says:

        “Raise taxes, increase benefits, smash the state.” Got it.

        • 13
          Anonymous says:

          Lol, yes thats it.

        • 14
          always bemused that the ritual destruction of private property says:

          • Tarquin says:

            That’s just not cricket! We are entitled to do exactly what we want, always have been and always will be.

          • Andrew says:

            There is nothing so pathetic as having a go at someone in middle life over alleged or actual follies of student days. It suggests you have nothing more effective to say.

            As for the hooligans yesterday, if I want to shop at Fortnums it’s a funny sort of anarchist who takes it upon himself to try to stop me. The words that springs to mind are authoritarian, fascist, thug, to name but a few.

          • uytgb 876tb says:

            Andrew – tell Guido, he loves Balls’ b&w photo.

          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            This doesn’t excuse them, but the Bullingdon Club always paid for the damage caused and compensated anyone who suffered as a result of their thuggish behaviour. So when are the Anarchists Association going to pass the hat round?

          • The Mili Band says:

            They will pass the hat around, but not amongst themselves, instead to economically active people who ultimately pay for everything they do through tax and raised insurance premiums.

          • Tarquin says:

            Pass the hat around?

            Dear Gods, my parents own most of a minor county. Why should I pay anything? We have never had to pay for anything in our long lives. All inherited wealth don’t you know!

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Never had to pay for anything? Really, do you even begin to understand how stupid you have just made yourself look? No, didn’t think you could either.

      • 35
        Officer Crabtree says:

        A GPMG would have had a better effect than the banner. A very long belt of ammo used in short bursts would have helped cut the state wage bill better than any of the current measures. I offer my services as your number two and am good a barrel changes.

        • 119
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          For 200 – 500 targets, The SF kit would be perfect. Sustained bursts of 25-40 rounds would be most effective. The important thing would be to keep the belt feed at rightangles, clip on new belts in plenty of time and change barrels every 400 rounds. I volunteer as No 3.

          • Bled White Taxpayer says:

            Bloody hell you two, stop fannying around. Canister rounds from 105s, HESH and WP from 120s, HE from 155s. Anymong left, use bayonets.

            GPMG FFS. Never not had a stoppage in a belt, and after 3 belts the gas plug is f**ked and needs to be soaked in coke for 1/2 hour before further cleaning.

          • Officer Crabtree says:

            I would prefer to use the GPMG as I will be nicking the spent brass as the end. Nice little earner- have you seen the price of metals these days.

            Welcome aboard Grumpy.

          • Arsebutter says:

            You are talented, but there is room for improvement here. I raise a glass to the GPMG “24lbs of manhood, gentlemen”, but clearly there is a role for the reasonably discriminating combination of C4 and some dockyard confetti. Improvised claymores will provide a quick and cheap solution to the “I work for the council but I’m an anarchist” problem.

      • 57
        Usually Correct says:

        Never mind, it just takes too long to get to the comments through all the advertising animations.
        You’ve sold out, Fatso.

      • 79
        Jabba the Cat says:

        Techie fix for OH.

      • 170
        Blank Reg says:

        While the size may have been exaggerated by some, you did have a mass to bait.

      • 338
        John Galt says:

        Great video.

      • 350
        tell it like it really is says:

        /\ /\ /\

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    • 77
      Anonymous says:

      It’s the same with the erroneous labeling off the Nazi party and assorted facists as “Far Right”. These parties are all of the far left. Any party that wants an authoritarian state is left wing. Simple.

      • 98
        Andrew says:

        Rubbish. The Nazis and Communists conducting street-fights and worse with each other in Germany were not both of the far left. Whether the Communists would have turned out any better if they had won is one of history’s great unknowns, but don’t pretend they were the same thing in different coloured uniforms and with different bosses.

        • 132
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          Yes they were. Stalin himself as a young man espoused National Socialism, then realised that International Socialism gave him far more opportunities. Lenin wrote very favourably of Mussolini, particularly of his methods of forcibly silencing democratic opposition. Fascism, Socialism and National Socialism share the same roots. They are all Centreist, insist on one-party states, demand total obedience from the population, demand control of all national wealth and kill off their own population in droves.

          • Cynical Old Man says:

            The Nazis and Communists did indeed viciously fight each other, but it doesn’t mean they had opposing fundamental ideologies. Look at how the various factions of Islam kill each other today.

          • The Sleeper says:

            It was precisely because their ideologies are so similar that they fight. Each regard the other as a heretic and they are simply fighting turf wars.

        • 136
          Anonymous says:

          It’s not Rubbish Andrew, the Nazis were socialist, the clues in the name, the whole Nazi ideology concerns a totalitarian state. They and the communists were rivals of the Left. The more you want to hand power to the state the more left wing you are, the more you want the state reduced the more right wing you are. It’s simple really.
          Out of interest what is your definition of right and left wing politics?

          • FFS! says:

            The fact that Andrew can believe that a political party which called ITSELF The National Socialist party were not socialists is actually mind boggling in it’s ignorance.

          • Fog says:

            “Nazi” is a German abbreviation for “National Socialist” (Nationalsozialist) and the full name of Hitler’s political party (translated) was “The National Socialist German Workers’ Party” (In German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei)

          • Grammar School Boy says:

            Nazis and Commies?

            Cheeks of the same arsh0le.

          • The Sleeper says:

            Quite. They both like to dictate the way I stink.

          • Not heard that one...... says:

            ‘cheeks of the same arsehole’ – love it.

          • I am the Walrus...I am Eric Pickles says:

            Hitler purged his party of the true socialist elements during the Night of the Long Knives. He was very keen to cosy up to big business e.g the Krupps and IG Farbens of this world.

          • Anonymous says:

            Sounds like Blair and Brown fucktard.

          • North Korean says:

            Yeah, and the Democratic Republic of Korea is a democracy. Retards.

        • 228
          Poor Bill says:

          The tearms ‘Left-wing’ and ‘Right-wing’ socialists was an MI6 construct used to help cause devision Pre-war, when both Hitler and Stalin were allies.

          • machiavellian anal despot says:

            Never knew that: it would have made studying ‘The Origins of World War Two’ for History ‘O’ Level more interesting to have known that we were plotting to subvert the Nazi-Soviet Pact right from the very start.

            The Allies taking Stalin as an ally would have been significantly more difficult if the perception had been that he merely represented a different national version of a shared centraliser’s creed.

          • Cynical Old Man says:

            Sorry Bill, the terms “Left Wing” and “Right Wing” originated during the French Revolution. It refers to the seating arrangements of the French Revolutionary government. Apparently, the revolutionaries had two differing ideas of how to run the country and sat according to their beliefs. I think the “Left Wing” won the argument which led to the “Great Terror” and the guillotine for aristocrats and those who disagreed with their philosophy.

            History lesson ended.

  2. 4
    Kieron B says:

    Or maybe, just maybe, it’s a bunch of ignorant disaffected kids. Most of the black-clad morons I saw yesterday were between the ages of 15-20; I doubt many of them have read Marx or Trotsky.

    But, probably easier to generalise them as left-wing thugs… whatever serves your purpose.

    • 24
      AC1 says:

      Since they were accepted by those on a left wing SWP march it’s a very likely inference.

    • 61
      Anonymous says:

      Of course, there is no such thing as Left Wing thugs, only Right Wing thugs. Isn’t that right?

      • 256
        escapedRoger says:

        Anarchists and u-UK-Hunt supporters are all pathetic wankers, be proud to show your face!

    • 63
      Len McCluskey, general secretary of Unite says:

      “All forms of protest will be welcome and encouraged.”

    • 145
      Anonymous says:

      It’s probably easier to generalise and call them a bunch of arse holes.

      • 294
        Honest View says:

        They weren’t left- or right- wing. They don’t have an idea what that means. They just see a chance to cause mayhem and have it the main item on the news. It gives meaning of a sort to their intellectually empty lives.

  3. 7
    screw the lot of them : they screw us says:

    Likely to include the offspring of idiot Tory twats too. Brought up to expect everything served up on a plate, can do no wrong in their parents eyes and in it for a bit of ‘edgy’ kicks.

    Toodle pip!

  4. 8
    o says:

    seven months pregnant woman told to give up her British Airways seat… just so Gordon Brown could fly Club Class

    • 26
      Anonymous says:

      BA toadying to yesterday’s man and his own vanity and hurbis allows him to continue doing it. If I was one of the passengers I would have flatly refused to move and would have immediately phoned a few newspapers.

      Shame on Brown and BA.

      • 44
        Cynical-old-bag says:

        Me too.

        And if Gordon had half an ounce of good manners, he wouldn’t have asked!

        • 389
          FlipC says:

          He probably didn’t even know. The flight was overbooked and BA simply bent over backwards, or more precisely bent over forwards, to accommodate him.

          Dig into the small print of the tickets and you’ll probably find a “We can do whatever we want for any reason we feel like” clause which the passengers accepted when they bought the tickets.

      • 45
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Given that Labour ditched BA in favour of Virgin for carrying the PM, I’d have banned Brown from my planes altogether.

        What the eff is Willie Walsh thinking of, shafting loyal passengers in favour of a washed up disloyal Jock?

      • 351
        tell it like it really is says:

        Every time I see, by chance, a photo of McDoom and his sour, peevish, face I’m just so happy he’s gone – regardless of the present seas of shit and corruption we are in.

    • 67
      With child says:

      I wonder why she wasn’t flying Virgin?

    • 93
      Anonymous says:

      Funny how his chief propagandist Magda didn’t tweet this incident !

    • 193
      Bled White Taxpayer says:

      I certainly won’t fly with BA for a raft of reasons: this is one more of them, and on top of that, you have got to factor in the new risk of midair disaster for future BA flights. They have been comprehensively Jonah’ed.

      • 226
        genghiz the kahn says:

        pity Brown wasn’t on one of Martin Baker’s special seats…

        • 248
          David says:

          Martin Baker do not make ejector seats suitable for a 5 feet wide arse with an enormous well bored 6″ diameter blow hole in the middle. The spec is simply way overseized.

  5. 10
    Ampers says:

    I did have a nasty thought.

    I wondered whether Cameron told the Police to go easy on policing so the thugs could cause more trouble.

    He must be chuckling in his morning tea at all the violence.

    Fucked up the TUC and Millipede didn’t it :-)

    • 31
      another day another riot says:

      Who will Dave blame when the police march ?

    • 91
      Jabba the Cat says:

      Plod did certainly seem to stand around a lot even with all the destruction going on. Unless of course the off duty and undercover lot were right in the middle of the destructorama(?).

      • 174
        plod along now says:

        Plod is so screwed up in political correctness and tossers trying to climb the greasy pole that even one naughty plod would be shopped even by their grannies.

  6. 11
    Crikey. says:

    “Real anarchists don’t pay taxes” Way over their heads GF. Many will be middle class brats playing at being Che type figures. They like to indulge in some mindless violence under the guise of protecting the less well off. Of course the less well off will be paying for the clean up and policing costs.

    • 27
      AC1 says:

      The trouble is those “anarchists” don’t pay taxes, they makes other people pay them to maintain their looting lifestyle. This is the problem with Anarchism, that’s the built in feature.

  7. 12
    P.Kropotkin says:

    hard to tell whether you’re joking or genuinely ignorant. The ‘black bloc’ are anarchists – but they’re more exactly described as communist-anarchists. They understand, as you don’t, that there is no private property without a state – the idea that cutting the public sector is somehow a change in the nature of the state is a liberal belief, not an anarchist one.

    You’ll make some joke about this, but really you know that you’re simply not very well informed, which leads you to obvious error.

    • 17

      No error. If you think there is no private property without the state you are mistaken. As any gun owner will explain.

      • 25
        does a failed state like Sudan sound like paradise to you ? says:

        You’ve been watching too many Mad Max films.
        The other gun toting badasses at the Peppa Pig outing would be impressed.

      • 39
        Call me Dave - EU traitor and opportunist says:

        No wonder the fucking wankers in Parliament don’t like property owners protecting their property by any means possible.

        They want first take. When push comes to shove there are millions of us and 640 odd of them and their hangers on in the police and military.

        No contest!

      • 111
        Jabba the Cat says:

        Try explaining to grandma that her property is now communal…

      • 162
        P.Kropotkin says:

        that’s not private property, you fool – it ceases to be private the moment you take a nap, and someone takes it from you. Property is stable ownership over time as guaranteed by a wider framework of law. You don’t own a house for the period you’re burgling it in the absence of the owners. If your definition was accepted, there would be no workable concept of theft – and hence no property. The gun, in your example, only defends ‘property’ because it can be used in a lawful member to defend it from other people. By your definition, the ‘black bloc’ onwe fortnum and mason’s for three hours yesterday. Try and do some basic reading in your own tradition, before you embarrass yourself further

        • 181

          Dream on. Just be sure you don’t wake me up taking my property.

          • o976ybo89b7f says:

            Oooh! Get you. The first bit of trouble and you’d be buggering over to peppermint pig land or whatever the crappy place is called.

            They have got blokes in hi-viz jackets. I’m sure you’ll feel safe with them. Until they realise you’re a c u n t.

        • 230
          Nestor Makhno says:

          Try thieving from a Ukrainian village, Comrade K…. I bet your hands are as soft as your bourgeois theories.

        • 388
          Mory Camby says:

          The state protects private property using the threat of violence just like Guido with a gun.

      • 199
        Gun Owner says:

        Why explain? Just shoot.

        • 245
          Derek Bird says:


          • Dick the Prick says:

            A communist anarchist? Can you do that with English? Is that like saying wanker twice? The law doesn’t need to be state or government or even church – the law is just a document. Parasites infest it – first thing to do is kill all the lawyers, not take a shit in Fortnum & Masons.

      • 298
        Cassius says:

        I think he means that you have to hold the (real, freehold) property “from someone”.. and that someone is the monarch, or the state.

        You cant truly own it except within the law of the land it stands in.

        And you cant very well move it.

      • 392
        Orwell was right says:

        Exactly what I was going to say Guido lol

        Spot on about these leftist thugs, they don’t have a clue about anarchism.

        George Orwell wrote all about these Stalinist revolutionaries decades ago.

        Anyone who hasn’t should read ‘Homage to Catalonia’ for an expose of how these ‘black-bloc anarchists’ are really just agents of chaos acting on behalf of the communist party, or these days the SWP and the Fabian Society.

    • 30
      AC1 says:

      When they’re protesting against taxes I’ll believe you believe what your saying.

    • 33
      Anonymous says:

      “Today’s protesters are pussies says:
      March 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      In my day, it was petrol bombs.

      And what’s all this “Anarchists against government cuts” crap? What, anarchists don’t want smaller government any more?

      Fucking fuck’s sake. 13 years of Labour government indoctrination and even the anarchists are conformist big-state drones.”

      Saw this comment yesterday Fawkes and thought it was the comment of the day then, but no hat tip for him today. And no, it wasn’t me.

      • 80
        Tessa Tickles says:

        ’twas no ‘him’, it was a ‘her’ :-)

        What’s this ‘communist-anarchist’ shit spouted by the OP? Jesus H Fucking Christ, lacking any form of education for the last 13 years, these clueless c’unts are just making it up as they go along. It’s cringe-worthy.

    • 154
      Call me Infidel says:

      Thank you comrade. “Socialist Workers Party” surely the ultimate in oxymorons?

    • 340
      John Galt says:

      ” the idea that cutting the public sector is somehow a change in the nature of the state is a liberal belief, not an anarchist one”

      On this amazing analysis, the anarchist is someone who wants to increase the size of the state.

  8. 15
    Anonymous says:

    “Remember kids, real anarchists don’t pay taxes…”

    They’re all rather confused aren’t they? Oh alright then, they’re wankers.

  9. 16
    Enoch Powell says:

    Absolutely. Anarchists request, nay demand, that government get the hell out of our lives. And that they stop spending my hard-earned cash on stuff I didn’t order and don’t want. OK?

  10. 18
    WVM says:

    Very true Guido it’s what I was taught in class all those years ago, and if memory serves they believe in a free market economy and private property too!

    Maybe the BBC and MSM should read up on Anarchism and what their political philosophy relay is. The left and far left use them as a scapegoat every time the trouble starts and the BBC in particular is only too happy to oblige in the deception.

  11. 20
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh and send the bill for the damage to the TUC and labour party.

    • 32
      Wed Ed says:

      Ed Tethticleth ith in charge of payig for the damage we cauthed.

    • 273
      Dick the Prick says:

      It is absolutely amazing how much indirect state funding Trades Unions receive. Local Government funds Shop Stewards which equates to about £1.25 per resident so Leeds pay staff hours of £750k, Bradford £600k, Calderdale £250k, Kirklees £400k etc and God alone knows if the NHS does this. If you then think that their employers will need someone to cover their shift(s) whilst they’re on ‘union work’ then one could infer a doubling of those figures. Aggreagte that will all othe public sector union (although I can only confirm Local Gov) then, back of a fag packet, £350 million?!? Interesting it’s not been an issue but that’s just politics, i guess.

  12. 21
    Itsanill Wind says:

    Maybe they were all undercover agents for 24 hour window replacement firms, Plod does very nicely out of it as well in London, unlimited o/t @£25 pounds an hour.

  13. 23
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh yeah and i read somewhere that the family of the fire exstingsher chucker was marching /protesting yesterday.

  14. 34
    Anonymous says:

    “No Government” would be fine, as long as there were no Corporations either to enslave us…

    • 353
      AC1 says:

      Since the limited corporation is an artificial legal entity created by the state it might be a little hard…

  15. 36
    Anarchy in the UK says:

  16. 38
    A says:

    I must say, some of mums of those craaaazy Anarchists will be having a terrible time this morning getting the paint splashes out of their nice black designer clothes.
    If I was their mummy, I’d ground them for a week and take away their laptop and mobile phone. No ‘twitter’ for a week.

  17. 41
    Plod not up to the Job says:

    The real disgrace is that the Plod just let them roam around smashing things up at will.

    FFS when a copper sees someone committing a crime he is supposed to arrest them.

    I hope this was not because they invited Liberty into their operations room.

    • 49
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      The police can’t arrest someone until they actually commit a crime. That means the perpetrators will probably have already caused damage when they are arrested.

      Would you prefer it if the police arrested them for thinking about it?

      • 87
        That's News says:

        Would you prefer it if the police arrested them for thinking about it?

        Yes. To be frank. Conspiracy charges for the lot of them.

      • 89
        Gerry Mandering says:


        “Damage is not defined by the Act. The courts have construed the term liberally. Damage is not limited to permanent damage, so smearing mud on the walls of a police cell may be criminal damage. What constitutes damage is a matter of fact and degree and it is for the court, using its common sense, to decide whether what occurred is damage (Archbold 23-6). The damage need not be visible or tangible if it affects the value or performance of the property.”

        and also……

        “Section 2 of the Act creates two offences of threatening to destroy or damage”

        So there you have it C-O-G. Police have lots of leeway but as regards “thinking about it”, the equipment is not issued yet.

        • 354
          tell it like it really is says:

          bbc are keeping up the 24/7 denigration of all doings of the Coalition. As the police force are under their direction the bbc have that utter prick Paddick on every hour to spout shite about how bad the policing was yesterday and he would have fixed things. Cue for hilarious falling about and laughing, I’d like to hear the views of serving pcs on Paddick.

      • 214
        Anonymous says:

        Yes. Then chuck them into a Black Maria for a couple of turns around the town while the heavy squad accidentally punch and kick them. Then drop them off without slowing down.

      • 316
        Plod not up to the Job says:

        You Stupid old bag. The Plod did not even attempt to arrest criminals carrying out criminal actions right before their very eyes.

    • 99
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      I wonder how long they would have been allowed to behave the way they did if instead of being far-left loonies, they were far-right loonies?
      About 15minutes I would guess, then the TSG would have battered the living daylights out of them……………

  18. 42

    What a bunch of idiots running around picadilly yesterday

  19. 48
    They attacked the Olympic Clock!!! says:

    Oh the humanity!!!

    • 50
      Anonymous says:

      Tempers Fugit.

    • 60
      Just a minute says:

      How many days to go before the whole load of olympicshite ends, and Coe and co can creep back into their holes? Crap crap crap crap.

      • 69
        smash the machine says:

        They’ll string it out for months if not years after the event.

        Just why the fuck did it take an excuse like the Olympics to tart up the East End?

        State sponsored backhanders.

        • 84
          Cynical-old-bag says:

          Because there’s far more money to be made off the back of the Olympics.

          • Lord Seb Coe says:

            Look guys someone will need to manage the Olympic legacy in the decades following the 2012 events and take care of the merchandising and leasehold rent collection. I will also be advising on all future Olympic venues and this well require lots of overseas travelling and nights in expensive hotels. I’m sure you’ll all agree this is a very demanding role for ex-politico who had the misfortune of losing his seat, damn the bloody stupid electorate.

          • Harriet Harman says:

            Seb, how many times do we have to tell you not everyone is a guy.Please mention ,Gays,lesbians, Black,Asian, disabled as well when addressing other people.

          • What a gay day says:

            Seb honey bunch, return to concentrating on the judo sessions with our hunky, demonstrably straight Foreign Sec, there’s a good boy.
            See if you can loosen his brown belt sweetie.
            Wink wink.

  20. 51
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Tony Blair had the right approach, he would have marched these young thugs to the nearest cashpoint machine and then…

  21. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So what are Labour saying today, Surely someone has been on the Marr show or politics show?

    • 152
      The March of the Troglodytes says:

      It was a wonderful success..over 250,000 – 450,000(?) people (discrpancy down to fact that socialists have difficulty with mathematics as proved by current mess)marched against the Coalition(……no violence and wonderfully family friendly atmosphere…Ed Miliband showed true leadership to the country in voicing opposition to the cuts)…the Coalition must listen after this.

      Coalition spokesman says feck off we’re not changing policy because of a few demonstrators(more politely put of course but you get the gist)Uncle Vince says that he would not have gone on the march yesterday had he been free to do so(?) and that the demonstrators are mis-guided and mis-led…whoever was in government would have to do the same…no change in direction as the country simply cannot afford not to make cuts.

      Lefties in media creaming themselves in ecstasy using the usual over used phrase…”This is a game changing moment !” Mmm personally i doubt it….250,000 marched ; whereas the other 50 odd million of the nation watched the boat race and footie matches etc or did their weekend shop and even in Guardinistas own poll 35% asked opposed the cuts whereas 57% approved of them or thought they didn’t go far enough….so no “game changing moment “whatever lefties think

      • 163
        Gus Tasking says:

        Kirsty McNeill appears in the news again.
        What an ugly piece of humanity.
        Do you have to have that quality to work with Gordon?

  22. 56
    Mornington Crescent says:

    O/T, I see there’s another edition of that stupid Earth Hour tonight, where fatuous twerps get their faces in the papers by switching off their lights for an hour and pretending to be “green”. Twats.

    Me, I’ll be turning all mine ON for an hour tonight. The whole fucking lot of ‘em; proper incandescent bulbs they are, too, so that should get the disc in the meter spinning nicely.

    Big difference between me and these Greens is that, as a child of the 70s with a reasonable education, I use my sparks wisely for the other 8395 hours of the year – and I don’t make a fuss about it.

    Care to join me?

    • 58
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Most of the Greens weren’t around during the strikes and power cuts of the 70′s. We learnt how to conserve just about everything back then.

      • 82
        That's News says:

        I was around then. I remember the cost of living pay rises and the three day weeks.

        I was also a member of the Ecology Party/Green Party but resigned when I realised there were too many lefty infiltrators and people who really hadn’t a bloody clue about life and REAL recycling, etc.

    • 339
      2112 says:

      In North Korea every day is Earth Day

    • 355
      AC1 says:

      On March 26, some people will be sitting in the dark to express their “vote” for action on global climate change. Instead, you can join CEI and the thousands of people around the world who will be celebrating Human Achievement Hour (HAH). Leave your lights on to express your appreciation for the inventions and innovations that make today the best time to be alive and the recognition that future solutions require individual freedom not government coercion.

  23. 62
    Fucking hypocrite says:

    Eva Balls on Sky right now saying the violent protesters should feel full force of law.

    • 66
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      So should her husband , For he and his father (Brown ) are the economic terrorists that created this mess.

    • 88
      Ed Balls-up says:

      Oooohhh look. There’s a passing bandwagon.

      • 179
        Tony Blair says:

        I used to love hopping onto those.

        Then one day I decided its better to be rich than popular.

      • 216
        I've got my Ed in the sand says:


        June 17 2011

        Leeds Crown Court

        Legal action for unpaid bills

        Shadow Chancellor

        Are there any betting odds on him paying up beforehand?
        Cash nudge nudge, wink wink.

  24. 68
    unemployed poet says:

    They don’t make unemployed layabouts like they used to.

  25. 71
    Fucking hypocrites says:

    Has anyone ever thought of holding a pro-cuts march in which we smash in the windows of lefty buildings and have sit-ins? Why should it only be lefties who do it? They should get a taste of their own medicine. If they think it’s ok to smash in Fortnum and Mason and Tory HQ, we should smash in a vegan restaurant and Socialist Workers Party HQ.

    • 78
      That's News says:

      They would not think that fair. First thing they’d do? Dial 999 and squeal to the police.

      • 83
        Fucking hypocrites says:

        I know! They’d suddenly become fans of the police. They’d probably issue lawsuits quicker than you can sing the opening bars of The Red Flag.

        • 165
          aunt sally says:

          They loved the plod when they gave the Countryside Alliance a good bashing, that’s for sure.

          • machiavellian anal despot says:

            And that, dear reader, is where Individualism fails. The Left can rely on its fanclub, on its buses filled with fanclub members. Honest, law-abiding individuals are not quickly riled to march in support of abstract causes.

            The Countryside Alliance was a rare exception, as it affected the rights of individuals. There is no gut feeling, there is no common cause, in organising a massed stoning of the Guardian’s shining palace. It is insufficiently iconic and there are more important things to do.

    • 95
      Loungelizard says:

      Understand Ed was none too pleased about the scumbags attacking Fortnums. Apparently he can’t understand why they singled out a perfectly normal grocers shop where hard working British socialist families shop for their most basic food requirements. He’d sent one of the maids round for several pounds of best Beluga only that morning. Kitchen sups with Polly T?

    • 96
      Mumsy says:

      …or we could go to Fortnum & Mason and tidy the place up a bit.

    • 219
      UKCut says:

      Blockade the frozen food section of the Co-Op

  26. 73
    Plugging crap songs says:

    Nothing beats the orginal Sex Pistols Anarchy.

  27. 74
    That's News says:

    And Brendan Baa-Baa, and Ed Minuscule really, honest to God/Marx, did not expect the march to attract violence and attacks on the police?

    Pull the other one you clowns.

  28. 81
    The irony... says:
    • 106
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      We will send you the bill as well for your OTT rehtric, To tuscany or Guardian HQ?

    • 109
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      What’s the matter Polly?

      Kettle broken?

      • 297
        Toynbee Hall (after my Great Uncle) says:

        Terrible news about Fortnum’s. My delivery got postponed. Still, Oxford romped home – hooray !

    • 118
      Anonymous says:

      Kind of like you complaining about the few people who you think don’t pay enough taxes, whilst ignoring the vast majority who do?

  29. 92
    Protest! says:

    Why is no one protesting outside Van Rompeys house. We are suffering harsh cuts and any savings made are going to sinking economies in the Eurozone. Portugal is now in line for a massive bail out. Spain is next. Wtf? Euro needs to sink once & for all. We need to tell Europe to fook off.

  30. 97
    Bob Crow says:

    Oi! I fink yestaday woz well gud protezt againzt dis evil baybee eatin Toree guvament! Facher aaaht!

    Righty-ho chaps. I must return to my million dollar mansion for champagne and oysters. This socialist “man of the people” act is exhausting and I need rest.

  31. 100
  32. 107
    For the anti-Scots. says:

    England is dependent on Scotland’s resources! Is Scotland getting a fair deal being part of a union?
    So what do the usually vocal English bigots who use this blog have to say about England’s dependency on Scottish resources? I noticed the racist comments against the Scots since the budget have disappeared. Come out racist bigots!

    • 122
      barnet formula - license to steal says:

      Free prescriptions, free car parking at hospitals, free university fees, free care for the elderly and loads of stuff I can’t remember. Are you ‘avin a laugh?

    • 131
      Anonymous says:

      The Scotch are quite welcome to have political and financial independence. We’ll soon see who starts squealing.

    • 144
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Chip on shoulder re-balanced now? Jolly good.

      • 160
        English Mong watch says:

        Seems to me it’s the English who have the chip on their shoulder as it is they who continually harp on about this nonsense on this and other blogs.
        Did anyone see question time last week. The two panellists talking most sense were Scottish and the ones talking pish were Englsh. would you agree ?

        • 168
          Jock Twat watch says:


        • 177

          You could have Independence you know.
          Westminster doesn’t want it but its your election. Just a few weeks away. Get enough to vote SNP and then declare an end to the union.

          • Scots can have independence anytime they wan't it says:

            We english won’t stand in their way… and the sooner the Scots stop whingeing about being hard done by and bugger off the better…Perhaps we can amend the AV referendum on May 5th so that we can ALL vote on it..but when it comes to independence the Scots haven’t got the bottle to leave the union they’re all talk

          • Anonymous says:

            No, they are Scotchlish.

          • English Mong watch says:

            Who said I want independence, I don’t that’s why I vote for the conservative and unionist party, as I m a unionist. Now pray tell which party will the rabid anti scot posters on hear vote can’t be any of the unionist parties which of course includes UKIP so whTare you going to do boys?

          • Doing the Lambeth Walk says:

            No answer cause the wankers hadn’t thought of that.

          • jgm2 says:

            If the SNP want to stand in West Sussex I’ll happily vote for them.

        • 212
          Slit the throats of all leftists. says:

          Shouldn’t you faggot jocks stick to bumming each other and eating deep fried mars bars.

          Fuck me your national dress is a fucking SKIRT FOR MEN!! FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!

          • Anonymous says:

            Listen mong if you believe that shite about deep fried mars bars then you will believe anything. Spastic!

          • machiavellian anal despot says:

            Had a delicious deep fried Marathon bar when I last visited Edinburgh. They said that they didn’t ‘officially’ sell them, so I felt like I was ordering ‘off-menu’ like a Hollywood film star. Fantastic, creamy and crunchy with only the faintest hint of fisth

            Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried it.

        • 223
          sporran bollocks says:

          I think you’ll find the adjective is scotch

          • Morris dancing english says:

            I think you’l find the collective noun is a plotter of English

          • Morris dancing english says:

            That should of course have read poofter, I pad must have been invented by an English dick.

    • 196
      Salmondnet says:

      Well it used to be true that Scotland sent its surplus politicians to England claiming that there was a shortfall south of the border, but that dependency seems to have ended. Mind you, the flow of money is still northward, though not quite in the volume it was before, so we still depend on you to spend our taxes.

      Feel free to vote for independence at your earliest convenience. Please don’t forget to close the border firmly behind you, as deportation often offends.

      • 312
        Doing the Lambeth Walk says:

        Bumming each other? Don’t judge us by the standards of the English

    • 224
      Anonymous says:

      So, Scotland’s resources:

      1. A rapidly declining offshore oil and gas industry, paid for by English money. Lifespan, 10 years at the most.

      2. Two of the most successful football clubs in the history of the greater Glasgow area.

      3. Arbroath Smokies and whisky, now produceable anywhere.

      4. Gordon Brown.

      Pish off! You’re welcome to be independent, and I’d welcome not paying so much tax for you ginger freaks. But I do want a proper border in place, with barbed wire, nasty dogs, landmines and so on. And take your London Jocks with you.

      • 267
        Chippy minion the English wanker says:

        Touched a nerve have we. Btw how’s the cricket world cup going?

        • 279
          At least we're not Scotchlish says:

          Can be frustrating being a minor younger brother, can’t it?

    • 242
      The Sleeper says:

      Who the fuck is stopping the sweaties but themselves?

  33. 108
    Deeper and Quicker says:

    What a shower of shite. Call that a demonstration?. My two year old granddaughter causes more mayhem and is certainly more lucid than never- man Miliband.

    • 142
      Observer says:

      Not much good at some things, Miliband, but he found his way around the Inheritance Tax rules quite niftily, didn’t he?

      • 361
        Tell it like it really is says:

        I notice that when Ed the gimp, addressing the rabble of public sector workers, said there would have to be some cuts the assembled rabble booed him – funny bbc aren’t showing that.

  34. 116
    Michael says:

    Qrganised Anarchists? Am I missing something or has the dictionary been rewritten and I didn’t get the memo?

  35. 120
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Oh and i aint a goat.

  36. 123
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    To those who oppose “the cuts” I would cite the case of my local infant/junior school.

    Average class size 35.
    It’s obvious that some teachers are not doing their job, and if they worked in the private sector would be first in the line for the sack.

    • 158
      The March of the Troglodytes says:

      Given that in Britain of the 21st Century a significant number of 16 year olds leave school with less that 5 A-C GCSEs and some are barely literate/numerate I rather think you may have a point…..there was higher literacy/numeracy in the early 20th Century than there is now but at least the kids know their rights etc…and get good results in their PHSE lessons

      • 244
        Tattooed_Arry says:

        Full comment awaiting moderation below, the auto edit went wrong on me.

      • 252
        Jabba the Cat says:

        GCSE’s in basket weaving and advanced shoe tying are hardly inspiring choices for life in the real world.

    • 264
      Anonymous says:

      The reason the class sizes are limited to 35 is because the three and a half adults present per class (“teacher” and some “teaching assistants”) can themselves each only count up to ten, having been educated under a Labour government to pass tests set to the standard of a Labour government. They can however consume between them about five times the financial resources (AKA my f*cking tax) that a single primary school teacher used to, and all of them need generous allowances of time off to be indoctrinated in lesbian outreach, all during term time, of course.

  37. 124
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    To those who oppose “the cuts” I would cite the case of my local infant/junior school.
    Average class size 35.
    It’s obvious that some teachers are not doing their job, and if they worked in the private sector would be first in the line for the sack.

  38. 125
    tat says:

    Remember kids, real anarchists don’t pay taxes…

    Lets all set up domicile in Nevis then

    • 166
      guardian - tax free zone says:

      Er, they don’t pretend to be something they’re not you knob.

  39. 128
    Stony Ground says:


  40. 130
    And the Alternative Is.... says:

    Thlightly thlower cuts.

  41. 133
    Plugging crap songs! says:

    @That’s news. Sshh! Do not spread it about. It spoils the memories.

  42. 134
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    Something wrong with your comments box Guido.
    It’s got a weird editing thing going on.
    First part of comment and last last part only are being posted. Will try again later

  43. 135
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will make a statement about the right-wing activists to the house at 14.30 on monday.

  44. 137
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    To those who oppose “the cuts”
    I would cite the case of my local infant/junior school.
    Average class size <30.
    Number of teacher per class 1.
    Number of (paid) teaching assistants per class 1.
    Number of (paid) helpers (I forget their official title) per class 2.
    This is not an inner city school with lots of non-english speaking children or kids with real problems.This is a school in an area of North Somerset, which has a Tory MP and a Tory Council (previously Lib/Dem).
    How can you justify this to me as someone who went to an Inner City School, (local council Brent) where ONE teacher taught classes of sizes that were on average < 35.
    It's obvious that some teachers are not doing their job, and if they worked in the private sector would be first in the line for the sack.

  45. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Did anybody see the Londoners fight back?

    In amongst the “kill the copper” rhetoric as her male friend was throwing things at the Police whilst she was filming with her iphone.
    Normal guy comes up and punches her full on in the face.

    She was crying, holding her nose her male companion bolted though…

    Saw a protestors dangling legs get pulled down from great height .

  46. 148
    For the anti- Scots says:

    @Anonymous. “The Scots are quite welcome to have political and financial independence. We’ll soon see who starts squealing”.
    Switch your lights off & get used to living in the dark!

    • 197
      Van Rumpy Pumpy says:

      WTF are you on about gabshite? Jockland is just an outpost of the Euro Zone, so your quaint idea about you having your own resources is a dangerous illusion my friend. Better get with the programme.

      • 391
        Jock Strapped says:

        And all the Scotch is internationally owned anyhow, with corporation tax paid overseas..

  47. 149
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Freedom and Marxisim do not work.

    • 362
      AC1 says:

      Marxism doesn’t work.

      The bureaucrat is no better than the normal man (but thinks they are), and far less interested than the common man in a beneficial outcome.

      This is but one of the reasons that Marxism always ends in death.

  48. 151
    Classic Totty Watch says:

  49. 159
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d like my botty kettled.

  50. 164
    The KISS principal (Keep It Simple Stupid). says:

    If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck – It’s a DUCK.
    If it’s a socialist, union, labour party march and there is violence then it’s………
    Wait for it…… Socialist, Union, Labour Party Violence.
    Simples init.

  51. 171

    Red Ed’s speech seemed to hit all the desired Churchillian notes.

    “I would say to this protest as I said to those who are against this government: I have nothing to offer but a blank face, blank piece of paper, my brother’s tears and Harriet’s sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering.

    You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in some words: We don’t know. We don’t have a clue, just lots more costs — We haven’t a single alternative in spite of all our protests — not a scintilla of a germ of a solution. But however long and hard the road may be, we’ll be claiming credit for any success, whilst saying ‘of course we don’t oppose every cut’ whilst actually opposing any cut.

    We shall oppose them on the teachers! We shall oppose them on the woodlands, we shall oppose in the surgeries and in the sure starts, we shall oppose in the mills and benefit offices and council planning departments and equality drop in centres; we shall never surrender..{ until we get into power. Then cuts will obviously have to be made… have you seen the debt? Its embarrassing. Its so massive its visible from space!”}

    • 176
      Oh look there's a hole in me sandals says:

      Yes but! No but!! What about the cuts to the NHS??

      • 299
        Desperate Dan says:

        The only people whose jobs in the HNSare threatened are the outreach workers, equal opportunity councellors and health and safety police.

    • 178
      Itsanill Wind says:

      Nwevr before in the field of huhenan conflict has so much been squandered by so few.

    • 204
      The March of the Troglodytes says:

      He can even try a little JFK rhetoric if he likes

      “Ask not what YOU can do for your country but what your country can do for YOU !”

  52. 186
    Naughty naughty says:

    I’m going to stage a sit-in at a vegan restaurant, followed by smashing in the windows of the Socialist Workers Party caravan.

  53. 188
    Dreadlocked lefty says:

    Violence is fun.

    • 209
      Slit the throats of all leftists. says:

      It is when you are kicking lefty c u n t z to death. Best fun ever. Listen to the little faggots scream as you stamp on their knackers.

      • 364
        AC1 says:

        Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
        H. L. Mencken
        US editor (1880 – 1956)

  54. 190
    What an interesting and profound comment. Thanks for sharing. says:
    • 192
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Well living in the bunker for so long you must have forgotten what it looked like.

      • 205
        Slit the throats of all leftists. says:

        Yer we liked the sunshine as well after you and that fat fucking one eyed faggot got kicked out.

    • 215
      Lou Scannon says:

      English doesn’t seem to be her first language.

    • 231
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Oh, do shut-up, you stupid woman!

    • 254
      Anonymous says:

      That fat Scottish one eyed wanker that you married has ruined my pension I hope he dies of Cancer.

    • 310
      Tossflap Watch Is Still Very Much Alive And Kicking!!!! says:

      I hope being Brown’s beard is a good earner for you.

      You false, dishonest, bullshitting, removed-from-reality, pompous, patronising, Canterbury-visiting, depressingly ubiqutous tossflap.

      • 317
        Loungelizard says:

        Why is Sarah Brown described by the left as a smart operator with a good solid PR background but when Miliband refers to Cameron’s PR background it’s a dodgy profession.

  55. 191
    Homosexual Muslim says:

    Guido Fawkes, i am offended by your visit to the Peepa the pig park.This is a Muslim country and we do not like pork.

    Me and a few friends are going to explode if this park is not closed.

  56. 195
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Simple question, What would Frank Butcher do?

  57. 203
    Slit the throats of all leftists. says:

    I hope all those who had property damaged now sue the TUC and other lefty c u n t z

    • 208
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Sue the Labour party as Ed miliband was the main act, That will make sure they go belly up :-)

      • 253
        Jabba the Cat says:

        With Labour’s firm grasp of arithmetic we can be sure they will go bankrupt of their own accord without the need for outside intervention.

  58. 213
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I think you misunderstand anarchists. They aren’t right-wing libertarians and aren’t really concerned about ‘public’ spending. They are concerned about the thieving rich bastards who rob all of us day in and day out and are now trying to make all of us pay for their mistakes.

  59. 217
    shooting fish in a barrel says:

    This blog is so easy, lines about exposing cant and hypocrisy from the left practically write themselves FFS.

  60. 227
    The Scottish EnLIGHTenment says:

    What a bunch of sissies. They need to train up in the Auld Stabb Inn on a Friday night!

  61. 229
    China Man says:

    Nicolette patches!

  62. 233
    Taste of their own meds says:

    We should start a new group, UK Cuts.

  63. 236
    Catflap says:

    Labour ignored 1 million protesters.250,000 should be a push over.
    Right Ed?

  64. 237
    Good on her says:

    I thought it was quite sweet the way Justine Greening gave up her Saturday to sit in the Sky news studio and calmly provide her views over live coverage of the toytown marxists smashing up the city.

  65. 238
    Robert Nozick on Anarchy, State & Utopia says:

    The Trots and other idealists can only aim for a complete Chavtopian society. Utopia aint real, it aint achievable. Bliar & Brown gave us building blocks for Chavtopia.
    Plus, that aint anarchy that is just thugs & hooligans having a day out!

    • 249
      Bring home the canon fodder says:

      By thugs and hooligans you must mean Brendan Barber and Ed Miliband, both scum, both liars, and backed by the left wing BBC.

  66. 241
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fisk this for spin :-)

    Its about George, nice using of selective dates.

  67. 247
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    The photographers outnumbered the trouble making scum. Who is encoraging who?
    What’s with Brendan Barber being given way too much air time on the BBC. Barber stated that there were half a million protestors, the BBC said 250,000. From the pictures I saw there was nowhere near 250,000. So why does Barber and the BBC tell lies.
    Brendan the cuts being made by the coalition are half what labour would make. Call me a liar comrade.
    How does Barber justify his £250k annual salary.

  68. 257
    Ho Ho ho ! says:

    Has anyone else noticed how ugly people who pick up the Mail on Sunday in airport lounges are?
    6 minutes ago · reply

    • 270
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      What newspaper printed the book by sally bercow?

    • 284
      nell says:

      Question is of course did he mean ugly of face or ugly personality.

      Either way of course he is the pot calling the kettle black isn’t he?

    • 302
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Recognise your relatives then, do you?

    • 314
      Tossflap Watch Is Still Very Much Alive And Kicking!!!! says:

      I would imagine most DM readers can sleep at night because they don’t hear the screams of innocent, dying Iraqi children as they close their eyes.

      It’s NOW you should have a drink problem- not whilst you were a Mirror ‘journalist’.

      You evil, genocide-peddling tossflap.

    • 320
      South of the M4 says:

      Seeing what you want to see not what you actually see. You are a disturbed, sad person. You need help. Oh, and you are a wanker.

    • 347
      nell says:

      Was alastairc in the same airport lounge as brown whilst they demanded that people, who had paid as much as £3k , out of their own hard earned cash for a flight back to England from Abu Dhabi on BA, be ejected so that brown and his stooges could have top dollar seats for which he didn’t pay!!

      What an arrogance! What an unfounded sense of entitlement!

      And BA? What a misjudgement of business principles! They’ll be loads of people who won’t bother to fly with you again!!

    • 369
      AC1 says:

      Flying isn’t very green. BTW FOAD.

  69. 262
    What a pack of liars says:

    Every time I look the number at the march is changed, it started out 200,000, then 250,000 then 300,000, then 400,000 now it is officially at 500,000 on the Guardian.

    By tommorow they will be claiming a million people or more where at the march the lying fuckers.

  70. 277
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Can Brown be prosecuted for falsely claiming on a his census form that he is the MP for Kirkcaldy?

    Or is he getting on with another job as part time saviour of the world?

    • 281
      nell says:

      Haven’t you heard? He’s being paid £70k pa to act as a lecturer in Abu Dhabi.

      He doesn’t have time to do his MP’s job for kirkcaldy. But then they’re just little people to him, why should he bother about them?

  71. 280
    BA check-in says:

    Sorry Mr Brown, there’s no economy left.

  72. 292
    ssdb says:

    Anarchist 1: What do we want?!?

    Anarchist 2: More Government!!!

    Anarchist 1: When do we -

    Anarchist 3: Ermm, hang on….

    It says something about the education of this country when even the anarchists get it wrong.

  73. 295
    Desperate Dan says:

    At least the poor dear anarchists won’t have to worry about legal fees. The millionaires Damien Hurst, Lily Cole, Jake Chapman, Stella McCartney and Rachel Whiteread have promised to pay all fines and legal fees.

    • 301
      Desperate Dan says:

      Oi! Why have I been moderated?

      • 313
        Fabians are Evil says:

        Their objective is to overthrow the elected government of the UK – hang the bastards

        • 322
          jgm2 says:

          That is only their objective because they think it will be them in charge of executions after the revolution. Once it becomes clear that they will be the first ones up against the wall they’ll be whining for us all to come and save them.

          Ha. Yeah. Right.

          • The weak are always pushed aside by the strong says:

            Do the fuckers Trotsky style, Ice Pick in the back of the skull.

      • 328
        nell says:

        Happens to all of us, all the time Dan. Don;t worry about it. Just post another comment wordly differently but saying the same thing.

        Leaving spaces in the middle of words helps especially if you’re talking about people like l rd p a u l.

        • 342
          Desperate Dan says:

          Thanks for the tip. Here goes:

          It must be a great comfort to the anarchists to know that the millionaires Da mien Hur st, Lil y Co le, Jak e Ch apman, Stel la Mc Cartney and Rac hel Whiter ead have promised to pay all fines and legal fees.

          • jgm2 says:

            Fucking fantastic. I think I’ll head into London tomorrow and smash up several hundred thousand pounds worth of stuff and send them the bill.

          • AC1 says:

            Where to find them if someone wanted them to more personally pay…


            As of 2011, Cole was studying History of Art at the University of Cambridge.

            Jake lives in Filkins, Oxfordshire, in a Victorian farmhouse

            Happy Hunting!

  74. 300
    Cricket is Tai Chi for poofs! says:

    The Loony Left are anarchists? Nah just brainwashed sheeple who have no understanding of economics.

  75. 307
    Anonymous says:


    In amongst the gushing for Ed’s speech , apparently one of the most inspiring speeches ever given according to the labour drones.

    There is this little tweet going about –

    “Rumors are rife that the young conservatives were dressed in black and attented the protest march as anti-portestors!”

    Poor, typical 13 years of “great education” Grammar aside how long before the BBC state this as fact?

  76. 309
    The Scottish EnLIGHTenment. says:

    The Scots gave us Adam Smith! God Bless them! :) soz about monging cannae add Brown :(

    • 331
      nell says:

      the scots also gave us bliar, brown, darling……

      Plus a rash of other troughing incompetent scottish labour ministers……..

      Let’s never forget the damage scottish labour has done to England!

      • 335
        Anonymous says:

        It’s Scotchland, and the people are Scotch or Scotchlish.

        In some sections of society is acceptable to use Jockland and the Jockanese.

      • 344
        Desperate Dan says:

        And Fred the Shred.

        • 345
          David Cameron (traitor, thief and liar) says:

          And me.

          (it ain’t an English name, is it.)

          • nell says:

            Traitor Thief and Liar.

            There’s only one man that those three labels attach to and thats Bliar!

            He was all of those things and many more besides, and still is!!

    • 371
      AC1 says:

      Welsh Bevan was worse, he got the National Death service which kills about 100,000 a year.

  77. 315
    Only beautiful dwarves read the Telegraph. says:

    Bad day for Ed, associating himself & his Party with destructive thugs. The consequences of more than a decade of Labour power is unravelling for all to see. :(

  78. 318
    marcus Aurelius says:

    those arrested, charged and convicted should be made to compensate insurers and tax payers for the damage and police overtime – all of it. And if they can’t pay then they should serve long sentnces with hard (nu) labour.

    And incitement to riot proceedings again leftist propagandists such as Oona King might teach her to think before she gobs off.

    We have a raft of PC legislation to prevent freedom of speech on race, religion or sexual deviance isn’t time we had a raft to prevent “economic hate crime” too?

  79. 319
    Paul Marks says:

    Of course there is hardly any real cutting of the state going on.

    Some ministers are making an effort (Mr Pickles really has cut central government grants to councils – and I support what he has done, and I support his efforts to get rid of the billion Pound “Audit Commission”, which was really interested in “social audits” not going after wasting spending), but most departments are not being cut – indeed many are being increased.

    Overall I doubt if less money will be spend by the government this year than was spent last year – if you doubt me wait and see (check the figures when the finally come it).

    But even the ultra moderate Cameron and the centre left Clegg are too “extreme” in their anti statism for the “anarchists”.

    However, remember the mindset Guido.

    To them we are not libertarians – we are “propertarians” in that we believe in private property (and yes I do support it), and they do not.

    They hate “the state” but they love collectivism (including ordering folk about) if it is done in the name of “the people” rather than “the state”.

    A cynic might say all the “black flag anarchists” do is RENAME the state – and then pretend they stand for freedom.

    Of course, in a sense, they do stand for freedom – the freedom to steal and the freedom to destroy.

    As they have always shown in practice.

    This is why the “anarchists” are, at present, friends (not foes) of the Marxists – of course eventually they might turn on each other, but presently the black flag and the red flag are in alliance.

    An alliance of evil.

  80. 334
    nell says:

    Oh Bless militwit likens himself to Emmeline Pankhurst and Martin Luther King!!

    Although instead of MLK’s inspring speech of ‘I have a Dream’

    militwit says ‘I have a blank sheet of paper’

    Well apart from the fact that he doesn’t have MLK’s charisma , his words spoken, as part of his crew smashed up London, don’t resonate do they?

  81. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Public servant on ‘child sex’ charges – but we’re barred from telling you anything about him–barred-telling-him.html
    So who do we think it is?

  82. 357
    Dario Fo says:

    Anarchists don’t have a fucking clue what they want.

  83. 358
    Peter says:

    The next time Red Ed has one of his little demos can he not have it up north somewhere. Somewhere like SHunthorpe; that doesn’t matter if his comrades trash it.

    • 365
      jgm2 says:

      It’s their ‘we’re-all-in-it-together’ approach. They want everywhere else to look as fucked up as their Labour-voting heartlands. Even if they have to bus in hundreds of thousands of bed-wetters, box-tickers and bastards to destroy it.

      • 380
        JSA forever says:

        The ideal place would be Kirkcaldy, the UKUncut could occupy a certain house, I’m sure the Browns would welcome them.

        It would save all those poor Scots & Northerns having to travel down to London.

    • 398
      argh says:

      SHuhnehorpe – is that in Holland or Germany?

      Automoderation has gone too far.

  84. 366
    jgm2 says:

    Unions and Ned ‘doing a Porter’.

    This violence? Fuck all to do with us guv.

  85. 373
    Voice of Reason says:

    The anarchists are much braver than anyone posting on this site. Good luck to them we need people who will stand up in an active way to the squalid and lying establishment that is screwing ordinary folk of this country. Rich folk are not suffering in any at all because of government cuts. Once you have enough money for food, fuel, heating, clothing and shelter all the rest is just spare money. Nobody on an income of over £60,000 pa is suffering at all.

    • 374

      The loss of child benefits and 50% tax rate has probably made them the worst hit in the country.

      • 375
        Voice of Reason says:

        Rubbish. They can still easily afford basic living and everything after that is a bonus. Ask folk on around £10,000/£18,000 pa how they manage!

        • 379
          JSA forever says:

          It’s going to be hard to manage on the £400 Housing Benefit, such a letdown from our current £800 and how are my children going afford to have IPads to keep up with the other children.

    • 376
      AC1 says:

      So people should suffer because they create wealth?

      With that sort of logic maybe you should reconsider the name of your moniker?

      Can I suggest The voice of anti-logic?

  86. 378
    JSA forever says:

    So how long did it take for former MP for kirkcaldy (but still drawing his salary) to try to emulate his old friend B liar. Perhaps Sarah will be looking for a country house near Chequers. Gordon we must keep up with the B liars.

  87. 384
    Stan Butler says:

    Anarchists my arse! If they were anarchists they would have been welcoming the cuts as these will reduce the size of the state. I thought anarchists were all for the removal of the state.

    These people were Labour supporters/agitators. They are the same Labour supporters/agitators who marched with the students and will continue to march with their fellow travellers in the unions, the TUC and the Labour Party.

    They are probably the same Labour supporters/agitators who march with the UAF, disrupting the rights of others to protest peacefully.

    What this weekend has shown is that Ed Milliband is a fellow traveller of this group, that by speaking at their rally he endorses action such as we saw in Piccadilly and that the Labour Party is activily encouraging this sort of behaviour by supporting marches and rallies that are organised by extreme Leftist groups.

    The Unions and their ilk claim they were acting on behalf of ordinary people this weekend. Well, they weren’t speaking for me. I didn’t hear the TUC and the unions speaking our when millions of private sector jobs were been lost under Labour. Now a bunch of idle f*ckers from the public sector are up for redundancy and they are all squealing. Well f*ck them. We don’t need diversity officers. We don’t need 5 a day co-ordinators. We don’t need any politically correct roles that were create by Labour just so ugly Leftist women had a job to go for.

    And next time Ed Millitwats red army start to march through London, open the water cannons on the bastards.

    • 395
      Not here enough to bother thinking up an alias says:

      What the fuck are you taking about? Yet more utter drivel from a cock-holster of a tory.

  88. 394
    Not here enough to bother thinking up an alias says:

    Oh shut the fuck up you gin soaked c’unt.

    They were anarchists alright. Had you been there you’d have known they had fuck all to do with the march. Just a good day to do some kicking off, is all.

    Stick to your stocks and shares and spivvy speculation fat boy.

  89. 396
    Barney says:

    Sorry Guido, but I think this is disingenuous nonsense. You’re using a very specific definition of ‘anarchist’, without clarifying what that definition is, or that all your statements that use the word ‘anarchist’ only apply to those that fit your particular definition of the word. It’s the ‘no true Scotsman’ fallacy.

    I’d consider myself an anarchist, although I’m not one of your ‘real anarchists’ as I pay taxes. I’d like to see a mass movement to smash the state, but I’d want to start with the parts of the state that enforce the property rights of the rich, not the parts that provide essential public services.

  90. 397

    As usual, Guido, you’re way off the mark. Real anarchists oppose both the state and capitalism. We tend to like things that make peoples’ lives better – like hospitals and libraries. The Tories are not “cutting the state”, they’re selling common property to capital. The bullshit about big society is just that, the Tories stealing the sheep’s clothing of the mutualists to disguise their vicious privatising wolfiness. And anarchism is all about redistribution of wealth – if the only current way to do that is to stop tax avoidance or tax evasion, then many of us will support campaigns that do that – as a first step.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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