March 26th, 2011

Guy News Special: Inside the Guardian’s Tax Dodges

Something tells Guido that the campaign against Guardianista hypocrisy is getting to Polly:

Judge not, that ye be not judged.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.

Motes and beams Polly, motes and beams…


  1. 1
    Cassius says:

    Pots and Kettles

  2. 2
    Guy says:

    Really? Looks to me as though she’s directing readers to a full and thorough response.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What you got to say now polly ?

    O/T But there are some good mps:

    And Chirs Hunt could be in trouble

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Long-time Lurker says:

    Basically the editor Rusbridger says it alright when the Guardian does it because they are Guardianistas not banksters. Fiddles the same though and ordinary taxpayers have to pick up the strain.

  6. 6
    Polly Wolly Doodle says:

    Yep Polly is rattled.

  7. 7
    Dick the Prick says:

    Blinking ‘ech Harry, bit lyrical at this time on a Saturday mornin’

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Typical lefties.
    Keep on giving it to them Guido!

  9. 9
    Help, I need somebody. says:

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    OMFG such a champayne socailist , I heard OH and a few of his lot might go down to the protest.

  11. 11
    and? says:

    Who is that fat C U N T in the video? His shoulder must hurt.

  12. 12
    Bonkers says:

    I thought Guardianistas had been banned from calling people insane?

  13. 13
    capt apollo says:

    bbbbbut if we cant do the same things banks do for finance i’ll have to give up my tuscan villa.
    loathsome woman

  14. 14
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Just looked at the Sure Start website. This is why Sure Start is a great thing:

    “How children’s centres can help you.

    They’re somewhere your child can make friends and learn as they play [ what’s wrong with the street?]. You can get professional advice on health and family matters [ buy a ‘family health’ book or visit your pharmacist or GP], learn about training and job opportunities [erm, visit an employment agency or job centre? Hello?] or just socialise with other people [how about going to the pub?].”

    What a fucking colossal waste of our money.

  15. 15
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Quite, “insane” is verboten. The correct term is “Guardian reader”.

  16. 16
    Balls The Pedophile says:

    Balls is getting Heckled live on BBC news

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I hope someone finds a “final solution ” for Ed Balls

  18. 18
    QWERTY says:

    What a shock, the BBC are ‘bigging up’ the perverts and kiddie fiddlers protesting in London today.

    Clearly none of them have real fucking jobs.

    Fuck off and die leftie scum.

  19. 19
    Remittance Man says:

    This is, of course, the same Polly Toynbee who thinks that everybody’s tax affairs should be publicly available on the interweb, but refses to set an example and publish hers.

  20. 20
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Latest News: Coalition forces have bombed Al-Mergrhis sandcastle.

  21. 21
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I don’t. He’s one of the principle reasons people won’t be voting Labour.

  22. 22
    Cut the BBC says:

    Not exactly balance reporting is it?

    And what is so wrong with shutting Libraries anyway. They are mainly used for Internet access and photocopying these days and the need for existence has gone away.

  23. 23
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    But you forget the rest of us who are against all tax dodgers, wherever they stand on the political spectrum. It’s as if you imagine the Guardian’s hypocrisy proves it’s okay for those who are able to to dodge taxes – while the ordinary PAYE worker has to pay them.

  24. 24
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Aren’t they just!

    Silly bitch reporter going on about how amazing it all is. She seems about 16.

  25. 25
    sick of hypocritic socialists says:

    One day polly you are going to come to your senses, look at the world through spectacles of realism and then you are in the for the biggest fucking shock of your life.

  26. 26
    BBC Director General says:

    16? Bloody hell, better sack the old slag now. We need more yoof.

  27. 27
    Alex says:

    Think you need to learn the difference between illegal taxh dodging and legitimate tax avoidance, the latter being the legal obligation of ALL companies to their shareholders.

  28. 28
    Robespierre's Cravat says:

    Probably just before “the mob” storms the Bastille……………the problem with starting revolutions is that you never know where they’ll end or whether you’ll be one of it’s victims

  29. 29
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Most people with far-left views reached that stage by their early 20s. If the silly bitch hasn’t cottoned-on to the fallacy of Socialism by her ripe old age, there’s no hope for her.

  30. 30
    Beardy Polytechnic Lecturer says:

    Hey! I resent that!

    I’m putting on my finest Argyle socks and sandals and heading on down there now to show my solidarity with the common working man against the nasty Tory-led coalition.

    I might even purchase a copy of the Socialst Worker and burn George Osbourne in effigy.

  31. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    True , But i really despise ED Balls …

  32. 32
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Socailist worker is a oxymoron

  33. 33
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    She’s very wealthy. Her husband is very wealthy. Polly can afford to be a socialist – those people in their twenties usually can’t.

  34. 34
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What Reagan said aout socailisim.

  35. 35
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Typical Polly.

    She gets a beating below the line and tweets for reinforcements. For ‘sane’ people to join in (i.e. people who agree with her – everyone who doesn’t is de facto insane).

    Silly bitch.

  36. 36
    lefties are cuntz says:

    Socialist Cocaine snorter is most appropriate.

  37. 37
    QWERTY says:

    She really is a fucking fat ugly old dyke.

  38. 38
    Dick the Prick says:

    Bollox, she’s at least 25 and well worth bagging

  39. 39
    QWERTY says:

    Dozy leftie female beeboid continually telling us that there are THOUSANDS of people protesting at those Tory cuts, yet on screen it looks empty.

  40. 40
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Thgey’ve cut the ‘Click’ feature on BBC News so they can carry on wetting their knickers about the demo. Cnuts.

  41. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Looks like England have the luck of the Irish , Morgon dropped 3 times . england 166-3 after 39.1 overs.

  42. 42
    QWERTY says:

    Why the fuck have the plods allowed Liberty to observe their control room? Why does that ugly dyke from Liberty get this sort of access, she has a couple of thousand nutter mates and has NEVER won an election in her life.

    Is she still giving Tories blow jobs?

  43. 43
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No just Cameron :-)

  44. 44
    QWERTY says:

    Fucking funny as hell hearing Geoff Boycott having a go at that England loser who has depression, “he musy have been reading my comments about his bowling” said our Geoff, I pissed myself laughing knowing the wankers at the BBC would be up in arms.

  45. 45
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Be fair to Yardy , You would be depressed be one of the only English men in the England cricket team.

  46. 46
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I certainly hope so. I think she’s quite sweet.

  47. 47
    QWERTY says:

    Yay just seen Billy Bragg (natch) on the protest, of course this is St Billy the man who loves multi cultural Britain SO MUCH he bought a house in the whitest part of England, no Mosques or east european crack dens next to Billy’s home.

    The female beeboid on News 24 sounds like she’s on a real high, not a single word said against the cuts or why we need them.

    Union wanker just said we need to stop the tax evasion of big companies, funny they said fuck all about it for 13 years when the one eyed Scottish poofter was in charge of the economy.

  48. 48
    Teet to Polly@Guardian says:

    Unknut is a dead Polar Bear.

  49. 49
    QWERTY says:

    Female beeboid telling us it’s NOT 100,000 but 250,000, then she says THERE MIGHT BE MORE, these appear to be just figures plucked out of the air.

  50. 50
    QWERTY says:

    She looks more like a fucking Panda than a woman.

  51. 51
    FAKE Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So is Fatty saying tax dodging wrong ? Or is he saying it’s wrong to complain about them ?

    You’re either fine with tax dodgers or you aren’t.

    So don’t fucking pretend you’re not a complete hypocrite either when your complaining about them here and you don’t give a shit about when other people like your hero Rupert Murdoch uses them.

    “I’m not the one complaining about people dodging tax!”

    What the fuck do you call this then ???

    These former city spiv bank*upts never learn.

  52. 52
    QWERTY says:

    I’d be depressed being a Cricketer, it’s hardly a real sport is it?

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    I have never seen such biased reporting by the BBC, it’s almost as if they are taking part in this TUC Demo

  54. 54
    Cynical Old Man says:

    O/T but at around 11.00a.m. the BBC’s normally stone faced Sophie Long was gleefully reporting from the TUC’s anti-cuts demo when Ed Balls and his entourage walked past. Despite being pulled about by Balls’ goons, an angry bloke buttonholed Ed and demanded to know what he was going to do about “institustionalised child abuse” and “paedophilia in childrens’ homes”.

    Blinkie’s eyelids fluttered faster than usual and he stuttered a few uninteligable words to the angry bloke. Blinkie then walked away, ignoring the bloke , who was jostled away by Balls’ heavies. Long then spoke to Blinkie and asked what the bloke wanted. Balls replied the man was worried about child abuse and “THE CUTS TO CHILDRENS’SERVICES.” It clearly shows what a reugnant, lying sack of shit Blinkie really is. I hope someone can post the clip onto this site so everyone can see Balls’ dishonesty.

  55. 55
    QWERTY says:

    They did it as well last week, shit I want to see Kate Russell’s legs.

  56. 56
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Yeah but pandas are cute aren’t they?

  57. 57
    Goose Sauce says:

    Basically the Guido Fawkes says it alright when Rupert Murdoch or the banksters do it because they are Rupert Murdoch and the banksters not the Guardian. Fiddles the same though and ordinary taxpayers have to pick up the strain.

  58. 58
    QWERTY says:

    She will be a lezzer, female beeboids usually are.

  59. 59
    QWERTY says:

    They’re having a protest in New Zee land ?

  60. 60
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    They are. Without the BBC bigging it up it would be a non-event.

  61. 61
    Harold Bird The True Best Umpire Ever says:

    Dickhead – he’s pointing out that the Guardian is doing exactly what you are accusing him off. Fuck me you must be thick. Really fucking thick.

  62. 62
    The BBC is with you comrades !! says:

    Well they are aren’t they ?

    Just wait until the march gets to Hyde Park and Miliband addresses the crowds then you’ll see ecstatic BBC reporting at its very best impartiality !!!

  63. 63
    Eeu to me says:

    I see the people’s Labour broadcasting taxpayer funded corp are creaming their collective knickers and giving more PR than the demo should have, you would think that they had tipped the scales of being not biased to biased in favour of this union led march ,shame the unions and the broacasting co didn’t do this before last May 2010 when Liebour were quite happily cutting in the local Tory controlled town halls, thank goodness for the internet helping us with ur short term memories.

  64. 64
    Indoctrinate the Children and misuse School property says:

    “Jess Edwards, is a local NUT rep. She told Socialist Worker, “We met up for breakfast at my school. Parents brought their kids and joined teachers. We made banners and placards to bring with us.”

  65. 65
    QWERTY says:

    Fuckwit – I’m saying he’s doing exactly the same of what he’s accusing the Guardian of. Hypocrisy. Now fuck off you retarded shit for brains arselicker.

  66. 66
    hmmmm says:

    be assured they are – they will be funding it

  67. 67
    FAKE Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Kiwi Fuckwit – I’m saying he’s doing exactly the same of what he’s accusing the Guardian of. Hypocrisy. Now fuck off you retarded shit for brains arselicker.

    Why don’t you get your own moniker? It makes it very difficult to follow if people use fake handles.

    Last warning, if you keep nicking other people’s monikers you will be blocked permanently.

    Which would be a shame because a little grit the comments makes for pearls.

  68. 68
    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Hear! Hear!


  69. 69
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Like intelligent NeoCon.

  70. 70
    Clarence says:

    Bugger. I am going up to town to see The Editors later this afternoon. That should be a fun journey.

    Bunch of inconsiderate bastards. Don’t they have anything better to do on a beautiful spring day?

  71. 71
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Sorry about the repetition of the previous post. There’s something about Guido’s blog in recent days that’s affecting my computer. The screen keeps freezing when I try to post something.

  72. 72
    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Hear! Hear!

  73. 73
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    People like Poly Toynbee play at being socialists. Stoke the fire, hopefully raise her profile, justify her ridiculously high salary and on you go.
    It’s amazing how many of these socialists are wealthy people. Trade union leaders, labour front bench MPs, leftist newspaper journalists.
    For transparency it would be nice for all the media personal to state their annual salary and political allegiance. Let the BBC be the first.

    As a competition Guido why not have a blog on who is the most miserbale media person. I’ll start the ball rolling with Kevin Maguire, beat that!

  74. 74
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think its brilliant , I prefer test cricket ODI is “entertainment”.

  75. 75
    remedial class says:

    You really don’t understand, do you? Murdoch and the banksters aren’t hypocrites because – unlike the Guardian – they’re not campaigning against something they are guilty of. Got it no? (probably not)

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Just reminded me, my cousin is a primary school teacher, she told me she was going down to London today with a friend to do some shopping (NUT provided free rail passes so they could all attend the Demo).

  77. 77
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Lady dale.

  78. 78
    White Van man says:

    funding it and your tin foil hat

  79. 79
    hmmmm says:

    bbc reporting Brown to face Brazil

    i thought I had at last found Gordon

  80. 80
    Andrew says:

    I remember Polly writing an article about adult illiteracy featuring a woman whose mother had kept her at home from age four to age eight because the child’s father had walked out and the mother had liked having her company.

    And yes, Polly made it the father’s fault. Entirely. In Polly’s world the blame for anything which goes wrong always ends up with a man. No use telling her that it was the mother’s duty to send her daughter to school and that children are not here to provide company for their parents; that’s not something Polly would understand.

  81. 81
    Dick the Prick says:

    The moustache is a bit off putting

  82. 82
    Puke says:

    She’s fucking ugly.

  83. 83
    hypocrisy for retards says:

    You really don’t understand, do you? Guido is a hypocrite because – just like the Guardian – he is campaigning (right fucking here you dumb cun’t) against something he thinks is fine when his heroes Murdoch and the banksters do it and something he is also guilty of. Got it no? (probably not)

  84. 84
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Its allways someone elses fault in there socialist eyes.

  85. 85
    Andrew says:

    And talking of the demo, I suppose if I am one of those who just want to go about our lawful private occasions on a route which crosses the line of the march, the Grauniad would agree that the march should be stopped at regular intervals to allow us to?

    No, I thought not. The Grauniad prefers the collective to the individual, always has, always will.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Could be that your CPUs cooling device is turned up a tad too high.

  87. 87
    Polly the tax Dodger says:

    She may have problems polly’s UKuncut is going to close down oxford Street

  88. 88
    tell it like it really is says:

    Believe me there are shed loads of these women who “have to have a child (children) it’s my *human right*….” then when the sprogs arrive they don’t want to look after them and latch on to anything ie., sure start, that enables them to have someone else taking the strain of coping with them. They expectthe taxpayers to pay for their children, subsidise their whole upbringing.

  89. 89
    Ma Dalgore says:

    More evidence of global warming – climate change, I mean.

  90. 90
    QWERTY says:

    Kiwi Fuckwits.

  91. 91
    Adobe says:

    It’ll be one of those third party softwares that are used to play the ads that is causing the freeze. System restore or check for updates should sove it.

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  93. 93
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    I blame it on the snow.

  94. 94
    Top Boy Returns says:

    tat, your comic genius never fails to have us all in stitches! Nobody can tell its you using other people’s monikers! Hilarious!

    How about some of your brilliant insightful political commentary?

    Well done!

  95. 95
    Collective of Windowlickers says:

    Good, anything to stop thick mongs buying cheap foreign tat is to be applauded!

  96. 96
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.

    “I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths. There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”

  97. 97
    tell it like it really is says:

    Having given very well paid professional agitators like McKlusky to spout unchallenged shite the bbc are now praising the marchers but they have failed to mention the checkpoint marchers have to go through to ensure they are ugly, stupid and don’t have a brain cell count above 20 before they join the rabble. Ed the gimp obviously fits all the criteria.

  98. 98
    Blatant, blatant hypocrisy says:

    “The real dodgers”? Unbelievable. Proof that they do literally believe it’s ok when they do something that they attack others for doing.

  99. 99
    woodentop says:

    “I think its brilliant”

  100. 100
    Bob Crow says:

    You tell ‘em, Pol! I’m praahd of ya! Very, very praahd!

    I’m off to me mansion.

  101. 101
    Gordon Brown (Space Captain) says:

    Today I will be Jean-Luc Pickhard, my five year mission: to boldly gobble snot where no snot has been gobbled before.

  102. 102
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m one hundred! Yay!

  103. 103
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Score update , End of 1st innings 229-6.

  104. 104
    tell it like it really is says:

    Surely you have noticed the mandatory 24/7 derogatory comment by the bbc on anything the Coalition proposes to even get us in sight of firm land after we have been cast adrift in the present sea of shite after 13 years of lousy labour misgovernment.

  105. 105
    you dirty fecker says:

    Whereas you just wet your knickers because you like to.

    Dirty fecker.

  106. 106
    QWERTY says:

    Blame Thatcher

  107. 107
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Hopefully you have these hypocritters, do as we say but do not do as we do luxury lefties, champagne commies on the run. Seeking new tax havens for the future.

  108. 108
    Baroness Scotland says:

    Laws are for little people.

  109. 109
    wot a thicko says:

    So the Guardian attacks the banks and Rupert Murdoch for tax avoidance while doing the very same thing, and that doesn’t make them hypocrites? WTF are you on, dumb dumb pills?

  110. 110
    Cassius says:

    @oldhoborn @cassiustweets: So these are the protesters comparing themselves to Arab Freedom Fighters?

  111. 111
    QWERTY says:

    Fucking fat ugly dyke beeboid just stated (I kid you not) that the London protests had a wide range of age groups from pensioners to babies in prams.

    Like fucking babies in prams are protesting about cuts you thick fat ugly lesbian fucking BBC hag.

  112. 112
    Debt Interest heads towards £60bn p/a says:

    1. Live within your means.

    2. Get your own moniker.

  113. 113
    QWERTY says:

    These so called demos just show what a fucked up Country we have, all the protesters are public sector left wing dross, who seem to think that they should be able to keep their overpaid fucking jobs (like scum nurses) whilst those in the private sector who have lost the bulk of jobs are required to pay even more taxes to keep these fuckers in jobs.

    Piss off NHS scum, none of you are worth shit, I wouldn’t piss on a nurse even if she were on fire.

  114. 114
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I’ve got the mental age of a baby.

  115. 115
    Dick the Prick of Old Compton Street says:

    Yeah right.

  116. 116
    Eeu to me says:

    Jeez that Boots advert is offputting anybody got a paper bag for that bird or so I can be sick in.

  117. 117
    Gordon Brown says:

    Not me, for racking-up the government debt in the first place? In 2007, before the banking crisis in 2008?

  118. 118
    QWERTY says:

    Female beeboid had orgasm when ugly dyke hag she is interviewing said “we have to get rid of this Government”

  119. 119
    Any day would do, but today in particular says:

    Today is a good day for a cloud-burst nuclear explosion over central London.

  120. 120
    QWERTY says:

    I’m pissed off with Cameron, he promised cuts but there are no cuts, I want the NHS closed down and the c u n t z put out of work (any half decent ones can get a job in private healthcare) and all other public sector scum just wiped out.

    I want my taxes cut, we need real spending cuts. Start with the fucking BBC

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    “I prefer test cricket ODI is “entertainment”.

    So you’re admitting that test cricket isn’t entertaining? Well done.

  122. 122
    WVM says:

    BBC News seem to be creaming their collective knickers over this far left union organize march. Plenty of coverage and pro march reporting from them and quite a few communist flags from the marchers too.

  123. 123
    The Office of David Camoron says:

    Thank you for your interest in voting Conservative. We regret to inform you that the Conservative Party was closed in 2005. Its replacement, Dave Camoron’s Socialist Fuckwit Party, will accept your support providing you toe His line without question.

    Thank you.

  124. 124
    Bird with small brain says:

    I shall quite enjoy having BBC News as wallpaper this afternoon as ‘The Great March of the Gullible’ progresses, safe in the knowledge that it won”t make a jot of difference to their standard of living, or mine for that matter. And can I remind those childishly excited BBC journalists that fifty million, eight hundred Thousand citizens AREN’T on the streets. I shall continue with my fervent lack of protest while making apple crumble.

  125. 125
    The Soviet Ambassador in London says:

    Communism is a great success the world over. It is most gratifying to see its symbols on the streets of London. We look forward to Britain joining the USSR and sharing in our prosperity.

  126. 126
    PollyMoron Flustered says:

    my brain does the same thing when I’m trying to justify the rationale of my various positions on matters of these to say I’m struggling

  127. 127
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “it won”t make a jot of difference to their standard of living”

    The rioting hasn’t broken-out yet. When it does, many will get criminal records which will make a difference to their standards of living, and – hopefully – some of them will die.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Try organising a demo in London with lots of placards and shouting but this time about the BBC… £3.2 billion poll tax robbers! with a side faction… Guardian newspaper exploits offshore tax breaks!
    No funding from the unions
    No coverage on the 6 o’clock news
    Difficulty in recruiting enough soap-dodgers

  129. 129
    The Black Book says:

    Stéphane Courtois a French historian, an internationally known expert on communist studies states that;
    “Communist regimes…turned mass crime into a full-blown system of government”.
    He also cites a death toll which totals 94 million, not counting the “excess deaths” due to decrease of the population due to lower than-expected birth rates.

    The breakdown of the number of deaths given by Courtois is as follows:

    65 million in the People’s Republic of China
    20 million in the Soviet Union
    2 million in Cambodia
    2 million in North Korea
    1.7 million in Africa
    1.5 million in Afghanistan
    1 million in the Communist states of Eastern Europe
    1 million in Vietnam
    150,000 in Latin America
    10,000 deaths “resulting from actions of the international Communist movement and Communist parties not in power.”

    Courtois claims that Communist regimes are responsible for a greater number of deaths than any other political ideal or movement, including Nazism. The statistics of victims includes executions, intentional destruction of population by starvation, and deaths resulting from deportations, physical confinement, or through forced labor.

  130. 130
    straw man dum dum says:

    itz coz dey marchers iz all commees innits ?! ? fuud gows in mowth ??! ?

  131. 131
    Bird with small brain says:


  132. 132
    cheche says:

    Anybody notice the camera angles used by the BBC – the same they use when they need five extras to look like a crowd.

  133. 133
    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Hear! Hear!


  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Can somebody kindly tell me when Plod starts cracking lefty skulls so I can turn over from the cricket?

  135. 135
    THIS IS WRONG says:

    Watching the BBC news now, live at a trades Union demo. The coverage is so wrong, so biased, so bad. For the last 10 mins they have allowed lefty union members to voice their opinions without challenge in fact the reporter woman encouraged them. The BBC are giving this Demo as much air time and Enthusiasm as they do a Royal wedding.

    Those who mock Sky news are wrong, it is the BBC that produces poor shoddy biased news. Heads should roll at the BBC after today’s performance.

  136. 136
    QWERTY says:

    I’m tat and I’m a mong. Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Wheee!

  137. 137
    Daves sacked speech writer? says:

    I want the NHS closed down and the c u n t z put out of work.

  138. 138
    capt apollo says:

    for gods sake man get off the fence and tell us what you really think

  139. 139
    Aunt Hilda says:

    what is laughable is that only 2 billion less cuts were in the pipeline had labour been re-elected at the last election and they still chunter out the same drivel…listen to the boyband talking at the demo in hyde park later today…complete with blank piece of paper but a nice cosy union platform to lie from…pathetic transparent hypocrisy.

  140. 140
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    There is nothing free about a Free NUT Pass, long-suffering taxpayer/normal railpayer will stump up as usual !!! WTF!!!

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    Motes and beams Fatty, motes and beams… says:

    So Fatty Fawkes attacks the Guardian for tax avoidance while doing the very same thing and praising his heroes the banks and Rupert Murdoch for doing it, and that doesn’t make him a hypocrites? You really are a stupid cun’t

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    QWERTY says:

    Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC,

    He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

    He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

    “I’m probably the most pro-BBC Conservative leader there’s ever been!”

    “I would never do anything to put the BBC at risk”.

  143. 143
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Not just ‘motes’ and ‘beams’, Polly, but ‘hoisted’ and ‘petard’…

  144. 144
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Can I smite Polly Toynbee?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    - worse, most of that wealth has come from our taxes. Hypocritical parasites, the pair of them.

  146. 146
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Think you need to stop imagining things about other people. It’s quite clear what tax dodging is.

  147. 147
    UK Uncunt says:

    Get the tax dodgers! Except The Guardian. They’re ok.

  148. 148
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I don’t give a toss about their criminal records but the downside is that we’ll have to pay for the little shites while they’re in chokee.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    you forgot T.blair .

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    Tapestry says:

    If the BBC is such a great institution why haven’t they reported that magnetic north has moved from Canada to Siberia last week, a total of 10 degrees, which it hasn’t done in aeons.

    are they –

    1. trying to play down the seriousness of the Japanese earthquake?
    2. trying to keep the tilting earth secret so that the next tectonic event is even more shocking?
    3. not ready to reveal the tilt yet as they want the north pole moved all the way to the south pole first?
    4. none of the above.

  151. 151
    Aunt Hilda says:

    no government will take the BBC on broadside…the charter review process is the time the strategy can be implemented

  152. 152
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yes but think of the education those middle class lefties will get sharing a cell with Big Bubba , am sure they will enjoy.

  153. 153
    Lord GaGa says:

    pragmatic reality Aunty

  154. 154
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Test cricket is better because it is a 5 day battle between bat and ball , Odi is there for those who want a quick fix.

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    misterned says:

    That is not a thorough response at all and thoroughly misses the point. Additionally, Guido is not attacking their tax policy, but is attacking their hypocritical approach to that tax policy.

    It would be OK for the guardian to lawfully avoid tax, and get the benefits of off-shoring and hedge funds, (exactly as Barclays, Murdoch et al have), IF the guardian were not attacking the others for doing exactly what the guardian has been doing.

  156. 156
    Moley says:

    Why is the Guardian recruiting for U Kun’t?

    Why is Labour criticising the Coalition on the basis of lies, when there is enough truth to hang them?

    How long before the truth dawns on the debt markets that there are no cuts and there is no plan?

  157. 157
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I can’t understand why you are pissed off with Cameron.

    For a start, he’s only been in the job for five minutes. Give the guy a chance. The bottom line is that he has to make cuts to start paying back all the money that Liebour borrowed – because they thought the UK could spend it’s way out of debt.

    If you want your taxes cut I think you’ll have to wait a long time, but blaming the Conservatives for the mammoth disasters over the last 13 years isn’t very bright.

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    misterned says:

    That reminds me of this great Bill Hicks quote:

    “Where’s this idea that childbirth is a miracle came from. Ha, I missed that fucking meeting, okay? “It’s a miracle, childbirth is a miracle.” No it’s not. No more than a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. It’s a chemical reaction, that’s all it fucking is. If, you wanna know what a miracle is: raisin’ a kid that doesn’t talk in a movie theatre. Okay, there, there, there is a goddam miracle. It’s not a miracle if every nine months any yin yang in the world can drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on our planet. And just in case you haven’t seen the single mom statistics lately, the miracle is spreading like wild-fire. “Hallelujah!” Trailer parks and council flats all over the world just filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk, like frogs laying eggs. “Thunk, look at all my little miracles, thunk, filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Thunk. You know what would be a real miracle, if I could remember your daddy’s name, aargh, thunk. I guess I’ll have to call you Lorry Driver Junior. Thunk. That’s all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot-belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water-headed miracle baby, urgh. There’s your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Junior.”

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:

    I think the point is that Fatty Fawkes isn’t attacking the Guardian for tax avoidance, he’s attacking them for hypocrisy.

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    BRILLIANT the BBC Fucks up says:

    LOL THE BBC have gone off message playing Red eds speech over Live footage of riots in central london.

    Darn they have just cut Red Eds microphone.

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    South of the M4 says:

    No it is not very bright. But Cameron is repeatedly failing to get that message across.
    That is why I am in disappointed in him. The UK could tip back into a ruinous Labour control easily in 2015 and, if so, it will be because of this failure. Cameron is not the man for this moment.

  163. 163
    Eeu to me says:

    Red Ed =0, rioters in Oxford st =1, that’s a real timing issue red ed’s crowd didn’t think about, screw a 100,000 protestors being nice ,24hr news needs violence even if it’s from just a few, :-)

  164. 164
    Tory Led Citizen says:


    You have either received last year’s winter fuel allowance, or not yet received next year’s. Either way your ‘budget’ has not been affected yet. As you loathe ‘dishonesty’ don’t be dishonest your self.

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    Tapestry says:

    The sun came up three days early this year in Greenland, Iceland and Norway. Did the BBC mention that either? No. Why not?

    Are they –

    1. embarassed?
    2. baffled?
    3. don’t need a news-hiding day yet?
    4. all of the above.

  166. 166
    AC1 says:

    Can’t you do what you said previously and get your own blog to mouth foam on?

  167. 167
    Just Asking says:

    Keep it up Guido, it’s working and the Guardian is hurting.

  168. 168
    Just Asking says:

    This has wound the left leaning trolls up. Good.

  169. 169
    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    Well said Anon, we have some guardian trolls here, boy are they thick. Go guido, all out and destroy the guardian.

  170. 170
    AC1 says:

    Personally I’m against all taxes on peoples time (income, Inheritance, Investment, stamp duty, NI, VAT), and for taxes on the things government creates (Property Rights Copyrights, and Patents).

  171. 171
    Lord GaGa says:

    but could you swallow brown still being in number ten ?

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    from the heavily gilded office of the Prime Mincer says:

    I might….

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    Idle B52 pilot says:

    HOLY CRAP, lord be praised, a target for me old B52 at last. Gotta dust off them 500 pounders, fuses look dandy, 1968 on the cartons but what the heck, toasted those VC fuckers and Cambodieeeennnsss! Fill ‘er up boys, just check ma map for GB and the pinko liberal guardian building, boy are those faggots gonna taste ma iron, god save LBJ, YYYEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA………

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Lightbulbs contianing ammonia thrown at police”

    Sky news

  176. 176
    Labour lost, get over it. says:

    Most voters didn’t want Ed Miliband. Even Labour didn’t want Ed Miliband.

  177. 177
    Mandy says:

    Not any more.

  178. 178
    the old Dufflebag says:

    great speech from the Birdshitboy Milfband in hyde park..standing on the shoulders of those who have gone before… waste of breath space and time. Brendan barber before him pathetic blubberbum.

  179. 179
    from the heavily gilded office of the Prime Mincer says:

    Why accept holiday offers in far off places when I can enjoy my pleasures nearer home.

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    Polly Twaddle says:

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    Today's protesters are pussies says:

    In my day, it was petrol bombs.

    And what’s all this “Anarchists against government cuts” crap? What, anarchists don’t want smaller government any more?

    Fucking fuck’s sake. 13 years of Labour government indoctrination and even the anarchists are conformist big-state drones.

  182. 182
    Wishful thinking says:

    Tweet cut short because brick hit head?

  183. 183
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bullshit AS normal the lefties cant behave themselves when let out .

  184. 184
    Aunt Hilda says:

    bet you won’t miss gaddafyduck’s beach party and family barbeque ..apparently Said is the sweet course.

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    Just Asslicking says:

    They get more hits in a day than Guy Fawker gets in a year.

  187. 187
    screw the lot of them says:

    Fucking amateurs!

    Which plain-clothed idiot started it?

  188. 188
    Gas the working class says:

    They’re mere animals – they know no better.

  189. 189
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yeah those anchists must smoking some strong shit these days.

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    Labour lost, live with it. says:

    The next election’s in 2015. If Labour win more votes than the Tories, they’ll probably be in government.. If they get less, like last time, they won’t.

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    Neoconservatism is a mental illness says:

    So Fatty Fawkes attacks the Guardian for tax avoidance while doing the very same thing and praising his heroes the banks and Rupert Murdoch for doing it, and that doesn’t make him a hypocrite?
    WTF are you on, moron pills?

  192. 192
    Department of Health says:

    Good. They’ll go schizzo and then die of cancer.

  193. 193
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This country cant afford another labour goverment .

  194. 194
    retardEd Miliband says:

    My credibility is written all over my blank sheet of paper.

  195. 195
    wot a thicko says:

    Well said Anon, we have some banker loving trolls here, boy are they stupid. Go guido, all out and make a fool of yourself.

  196. 196
    6 says:

    I am not a number, I am a free comment.

  197. 197
    Met plod - sponsored by the Palace of Westminster says:

    It was a MET report, repeated by Sky, so should be taken with a tonne of salt.

  198. 198
    Leave my Dog out of this. says:

    Hey. My dog is a lot better behaved than most Lefties and he does know better.

  199. 199
    Just Asslicking says:

    This has wound up the banker loving tax cheats on here. Good.

  200. 200
    bed time! says:

    Said the know nothing idiot!

  201. 201
    Guido Tweet says:

    “It’s chaos here with kids shouting, screaming, crying, real fear they won’t get a Peppa Pig cupcake #26March”

  202. 202
    AC1 says:

    And that’s NOT including NATIONAL Socialism (Marxism with a slightly different group to blame and Murder).

  203. 203
    Sharon says:

    Bloody hell! Harry Cole’s haircut? WtF???

    He looks like *such* a ToryBoy.

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    misterned says:

    911 was an inside job by the new world order!!

    David Icke talks a lot of sense.

  205. 205
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yes it has wound them up which can only be a good thing. I’m surprised that they are on here today and not marching along with council employees, trade unionists, civil servants and other non-productive groups in society begging the government to continue giving them lots of money for doing very little

  206. 206
    AC1 says:

    “Communist regimes are responsible for a greater number of deaths than any other political ideal or movement, including Nazism”

    I’d include National Socialism (and always expand it from the misleading Nazism) in those figures as they are Marxist.

  207. 207
    Uncle Arthur says:

    Tonys the toastmaster and slotgob is allowing her c’unt to used as the barbeque pit..should be fun

  208. 208
    AC1 says:

    Low Shots, Close to ground, invite placard holders to crowd in behind and create a false crush?

    Remember the BBC values the Narrative over the truth.

  209. 209
    misterBlair says:

    He’s attacking Guido’s hypocrisy dumbo.

    Go back to cheerleading another middle eastern quagmire in Libya Mr Blair.

  210. 210
    Banker wanker says:

    Hear! Hear!

  211. 211
    Department of Health says:

    Yeah, skunk is great for the brain, and smoking never hurt anyone.

    You. Utter. Twat.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

  213. 213
    AC1 says:

    No, I favour the opinion that they are merely non-adults. They have no stoicism, they cry when they don’t get their way, they have tantrums (riots), and they expect others to do stuff for them with nothing in return.

  214. 214
    tatmong says:

    I’m tat! I’m a mong! Yap yap yap yap! Wheeeeee!

  215. 215
    QWERTY says:

    They might find your WMD down there you thick neocon septic.

  216. 216
    Windowlicker Central says:


    + 1

  217. 217
    AC1 says:

    sharing a cell in New Zealand Billy Bumboy ?

  218. 218
    Coalition Dinning Services Inc says:


    spit roast gaddafyduck
    oven cured ministers
    various gaddafyduck chicklings gently toasted

    all helped down with endless bottles of krug

  219. 219
    QWERTY says:

    They are shit scared of the BBC bummers, if they got a load of 10 year old Romanian rent boys and smeared Aids up their shit holes, the BBC would be wiped out in weeks.

  220. 220
    Guido Tweet says:

    “Bit out of the loop here, have the #UKuncut crowd started pointless and counter-productively rioting yet?”

  221. 221
    Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

    Such anger, cripple! Your crippled brain is close to breaking.

  222. 222
    BBC Bummer says:

    Oh we love big Dave

  223. 223
    bed time! says:

    Oh do piss off and go spout your ill thought nonsense elsewhere.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “expect others to do stuff for them with nothing in return”

    you’re confusing them with bankers dumbass

    shot any more Libyans rescuing your pilots lately septic ?

  225. 225
    zzzzzz says:

    Such insight!

  226. 226
    Coalition Dinning Services Inc says:


    spit roast endless civil war
    oven cured Cameron as his poll rating plummet
    various neocon warmongers gently toasted

    all helped down with decreasing barrels of oil

  227. 227
    Iraq 2.0 says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Who cares about the tax affairs of the Guardian? If he’s so concerned about tax avoidance why doesn’t he go after one of the big boys like Vodafone?

    Or is this just a petty vendetta against a left wing rival.

  229. 229
    Shape Shifting Lizard Guy says:


    Have you been to the David Icke forum?

    I really struggle to grapple to with the intense level of sheer fucking stupidity and delusion you find there. It’s depressing.

  230. 230
    AC1 says:

    Does New Zealand have a labour government peewee kiwi?

  231. 231
    Shape Shifting Lizard Guy says:


    Must be all those ‘Tory Trolls’ eh?

  232. 232
    Down with Brown! says:

    Red Ed calls the rioters and lefty protests the Big Society. He wants to tax the rest of us to death to pay for his lazy mates.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    We’re laughing AT you tat not with you.

  234. 234
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wank dogs for fun.

  235. 235
    Gaddafyduck The Impaler High Command says:

    when we say ‘stick your helmets on’ …do it don’t hesitate

  236. 236
    Anonymous says:

    Typical yank.

  237. 237
    retardEd Miliband says:

    He likes to hang around kids events and observe them closely.

    What’s wrong with that ?

  238. 238
    It was HAARP what did it says:

    I sense you are a paranoid fucking woo woo git.

    You think HAARP causes earthquakes. Riiiiiiight.

    Off to the David Icke forum for you my lad, with all the other scientific illiterates and loonies.

  239. 239
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He’s been out of the loop since well before the election.

    He can make something up when he gets back like the time he said Alan Johnson was having an affair and not his wife.

    People are still laughing about that one.

  240. 240
    The Sleeper says:

    Too much like hard work. So much easier to be a parasite on other blogs.

    It is the socialist way.

    Yap, yap

  241. 241
    Hitler says:

    I wasn’t a Nazi. The septic nutter is right.

  242. 242
    The Sleeper says:

    I believe it all. Socialists are probing my anus.

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    The Sleeper says:

    Guido is going to publish his accounts any day now…

    Like Fuck he will!

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hope you get caught under a police van while its dealing with your fellow lefties.

  246. 246
    The Sleeper says:

    I’m tat and I’m a mong. Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Wheee!

  247. 247
    Call me Infidel says:

    Surprised he can waste so much time here. You woudl have thought he would be far too busy with all the other retards on the TUC rally.

  248. 248
    Call me Infidel says:

    I wish someone would.

  249. 249
    View from the Solent says:

    Polly put the kettle on

  250. 250
    tatmong says:

    I’m tat! I’m a mong! Yap yap yap yap! Wheeeeeeeee!

  251. 251
    Frm the Sha-toh Toynbeeeea says:

    Polly failed the 11+ so is not sure what insane means. Her definition is probably ‘someone or something immersed the Parisian river’.

  252. 252
    The NHS are scum says:

    Fuck the NHS

  253. 253
    tatmong says:

    We know you have tat.

  254. 254
    Down with Brown! says:

    In New Zealand ???

  255. 255
    Gordon Brown says:

    I want my botty kettled.

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    misterned says:

    Well, well another retard nicking my moniker to post bullshit.

    Funny how that tin-hatted fuckwit who nicks my moniker to post “911 was an inside job” never actually provides evidence to support that.

    I keep posting that ALL 911 theories are conspiracy theories and I have not yet seen proof to support any of them, on both sides of the “truther” argument.

    The tin-hat nutters have not provided proof of inside job, AND the official 911 commission members have disowned their own report.

    There is NO proof for who ordered and carried out and allowed that attacks to succeed.

    I will NOT claim it is an inside job, without proof!

    As I have claimed over and over and over again on many threads on this site.

  257. 257
    Anar-kist says:

    Petrol bombs?

    Have you seen the price of petrol?

    My giro wont cover the cost

  258. 258
    Polly Pot says:

    Polly, put the kettle on.

  259. 259
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    That looks nothing like me.

  260. 260
    MrAngry61 says:

    Twaddle accuses Guido of ‘endlessly repeated stuff’?!?

    Cheerleading for Brown & Blair, that woman hasn’t had anything new to say for two decades.

  261. 261
    Hey, you oiks says:

    One might say Polly is an impertinent swag-bellied strumpet, a bBeslubbering fat-kidneyed clotpole.
    And that’s on a good day.

  262. 262
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    first they came for my monkier , i said nothing….

  263. 263
    Joss Taskin says:

    Wearing any clothes today ?

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    BagPuss says:

    Rusbridger’s justifications at

    doesn’t allow comments. I wonder why?

    Rusbridger and Toynbee are nothing but bastards, who supposedly support the “working class” but would not be seen dead actually meeeting a member of the same. .

  265. 265
    D'uh says:

    You can’t be as wilfully stupid as you pretend. Its not possible to accidentally misinterpret what’s being discussed. It must be deliberate.



    Do you get it now? Have someone on your march against reality explain it to you. Even Alan Johnson could grasp this simple premise. Even Ed Balls understands it. Even big brain Gordon can see that what the Guardian does is no different to what MPs did fiddling expense claims to ensure the most gains whilst lecturing everyone else on benefit cheats.

    How could you not grasp this?
    Did you even attend one of the wonderful schools the taxpayers bought for you? It doesn’t seem like it.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


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    I want Polly kettled.

    You know, just for the headline writers to have some fun.

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    tat likes chugging cock says:

    Ha ha ha! Oh, you! It’s soooo funny when you steal monikers! No-one can tell it’s you, tat! Everyone’s scratching their heads in puzzlement.

    Comic genius! And such biting, brilliant political comments!

    Well done!

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    Is your politician all thyings to all people ?

    “Chameleon Man” is @

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    misterned says:

    That’s just it you braindead fucking retarded shithead. Guido is NOT being hypocritical you thick as fuck turd. Learn to fucking get a neuron firing in that unused spec of shit you call a brain.

    Guido is NOT attacking the Guardian’s tax policies, he is attacking their hypocrisy for using and profiting from the exact same tax policies, that they are attacking others for using.

    Though because you are a left wing troll. you will never have the intellect to understand that.

    As for getting us involved in a quagmire in Libya? BOLLOCKS! You utter utter retard.

    WE are destroying Gaddafi’s military infrastructure and giving decent Libyan’s a chance of self determination. We have allowed the Libyan’s to Liberate more and more of their own country, and done so with almost no collateral damage, Not one single allied death and at very very little cost.

    Your hero Gaddafi has been paying mercinaries to commit mass rapes, empty morges and burn the bodies and then claim that they are collateral damage, and has been deliberately targeting and bombing and shelling civilians and intended to massacre hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians. I guess you must love that you evil piece of shit!

    If you want to bitch about quagmires and costly illegal counter productive military disasters, then look at Iraq, Afghanistan, you know, those expensive, never ending misadventure’s that the LABOUR party got this nation involved in, getting British troops killed in their hundreds in the process.

    At least I can sleep at night supporting lawful and successful humanitarian intervention which is beneficial to mankind as a whole, unlike you who are defending an evil, mass murdering anti-British war criminal and dictator.

    How do you sleep at night?

    Left wing retards seem to revel in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of dark-skinned people don’t they? We are protecting them. your lot would have let them burn to death in a destroyed city. Left wingers are evil racist bastards!

  271. 271
    BagPuss says:

    I think not.

  272. 272
    Naughty naughty says:

    If anyone sees Polly at the march, please do the right thing.

  273. 273
    BagPuss says:

    Guy – Christ not another “male” hack with dyed hair?

  274. 274
    Lobo says:

    In new Zealand!
    Did you read that everyone?
    In New zealand!


    Outstanding man! You are the fucking king of Comedy. Move over Gervaise. This is classic.
    In New zealand. Man.. no wonder they’ve cancelled My Family with corkers like that to deal with.

    Oh Man..i’m fuckin’ dyin’ its sooo funny.

    Hy dude. Are you on Twitter? I’d follow you for real.
    With cracks like that you must be a standup right? Or ..are you Stephen Fry? You must be somebody.. coz.. I mean ..In New zealand

    That WAS funnneee.

  275. 275
    The NHS are scum says:

    Who are the biggest public sector c u n t z ?

    My vote are Nurses, bone idle fucking slags. Followed closely by Firemen, also idle twats.

  276. 276
    Aaron A Shoestring says:

    I got kettled once. I didn’t like it. Students are beastly.

  277. 277
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Champainge socialists do n’t love the working class, they don’t even like the working class, they only like the IDEA of the working class.

  278. 278
    BagPuss says:

    True … very true.

  279. 279
    Cassandra King says:

    “THIS IS A CORRUPTION THAT GOES TO THE HEART OF DEMOCRACY” (TM) this quote is endlessly recycled on Pollys own world media platform, another rancid gang of hypocrites the BBC.

    Polly ‘iz it coz I iz a hypocrite’ Toynbee is a multi millionaire who doesnt give a sh*t where her millions come from, clean or dirty its all the same to Polly.
    Yeah thats it Polly you rancid ugly old hypocrite live richly and I hope she chokes on it.

  280. 280
    Lobo says:

    Are Vodaphone campaigning against tax avoidance?
    I hadn’t heard anything about that.

    I HAD heard about the Guardian campaigning against it though.

    That’s the hippo bit, see?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  282. 282
    Lobo says:

    Right dude, right..
    And that one about McBride making up false stories and leaking them to the press.
    Boy, was his face red when that all turned out to be nothin’.

  283. 283
    misterned says:


    These left wing trolls have so lost touch with reality that their logic meets itself coming back.

    They are 180 degrees detatched from reality now and are in utter denial. They believe that we do not even need to cut at all. AT ALL????

    Do these fuckwits really pay off their monthly credic card bill with their credit cards or something? They clearly do not understand that to spend 10% more than is made in income every year is unsustainable.

    They think that if we put up taxes on the banks and corporations, that these businesses will tell their own shareholders to fuck themselves and happily pat up. Cloud fucking cuckoo land or what?

    Why should any corporation stay here, and employ lots of people here who pay a lot of tax, if the Government were going to punish them, when they could easily relocate overseas and not employ anyone here and we would get NO TAX from them at all!!!

    These lefties are hypocritical and economically illiterate fuckwits.

    We must never let labour back in power ever ever again.

  284. 284
    Ben Elton says:

    I actually retired because I realised I couldn’t match the “In New Zealand ???” joke. True. You can’t compete with cutting-edge material like that.

  285. 285
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fake billy , No spelling or grammer fuck ups!

  286. 286
    misterned says:

    Thank fuck the Americans are pulling out and not running this anymore :)

  287. 287
    Kill the Bill says:

    Labour’s paramilitary wing, PC Pigfilth.

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    tat says:

    I like to use other people’s monikers because (a) I’m too stupid to realise people can’t tell it’s me, and (b) because, as the most retarded person on this blog, I hope that using a respected moniker will in some way make my rants seem less insane.

  289. 289
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Tho I can depend on your vote in the next election? Exthellent. Although you theem thmarter than the average Labour voter.

  290. 290
    Lefty tossers says:

    Watching the fire in Oxford Street, I do wonder why these dreadlocked protesters can’t understand that they don’t do their cause any favours when they act violenty.

    They claim to be fighting for ordinary people. It’s ordinary people working in the stores who have to endure being terrorised by these idiots. I fully support anyone’s right to protest, but not to act stupidly and violently.

  291. 291
    YokshireLad says:

    So to Lady Polly of Socialist Heaven GMN tax wheezes are irrelevant?
    Get real you blinkered mare

  292. 292
    All the main networks says:

    Sorry Ed…it’s kicking off in Oxford Street it makes better telly than you talking utter bollocks

  293. 293
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yep , In Lybia they would be shot for protesting, Yet Lybia is a socailist paradise???????

  294. 294
    Hypocritical cunt says:

    I can’t believe Miliband’s audacity in speaking to the protesters. This c unt wrote the Labour manifesto that planned £14 b in unspecified cuts and to introduce ID cards. A pity the protesters are too thick to know that.

  295. 295
    Hypocritical cunts says:

    Just drop massive water bombs on the crowds. I’d volunteer to do it for free.

  296. 296
    misterned says:

    More people voted for a conservative majority in 2010, than voted for a labour majority in 2005.

    Less people voted labour in 2010, than voted conservative in their 1997 wipeout.

  297. 297
    Ronnie Corbett says:

    Me too.

    Four Candles was good, but In New Zealand.
    Well, you can’t top wit like that.

    Watch out Jimmy Carr. You’ve got fierce competition,.

  298. 298
    Hypocritical cunts says:

    Mark Suckwotka talking shit on bbc news. Ugly c unt.

  299. 299
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nah, Shit parcels even better :-)

  300. 300
    Hypocritical cunts says:

    I do hope Polly falls into the fire in Oxford St.

  301. 301
    misterned says:

    Agreed. Since when did anarchist want ANY government at all, let alone one that grows massively every year?


  302. 302
    Hypocritical cunts says:

    Live footage of someone scrawling Tax The Rich on a wall. I’d like to ask him if that should include The Guardian, Tony Blair, Bob Crow and anyone else who’s rich and Labour?

  303. 303
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    top 1% pay 25% of tax.

  304. 304

    BBC giving the game away.

    From BBC news front page.

    Mr Miliband is attending the march but is yet to sketch out an alternative, he added…
    “Are you planning to take part in the march against spending cuts? What do you think the rally will achieve? You can send us your views and experiences using the form below.”

  305. 305
    Dick the Prick says:

    @Billy – now that Sir was an arseholing. 10 fucking wickets!!!

  306. 306
    Lobo says:

    Hew dude. Do the ‘In New Zealand’ thing again.

    Its a classic. A fucking A star class line man.
    Cracks me up.

  307. 307
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ODI cricket is overated anyway, Tests all the way:-)

  308. 308
    Naughty naughty says:

    Ploppy Toynbee needs kettling.

  309. 309
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hmmmmm , I didnt write this post but can see it , I would know the wording that would get this post modded so would not have written, Get a life monkier thief!

  310. 310
    misterned says:

    That depends on if they do anything about the grotesquely biased seat boundaries which gift labour a 10% lead in seats.

  311. 311
    Grenouille says:

    Did anyone see Paula Middlehurst’s personal rant on Sky news against Justine Greening.

    Really disgusting bias.

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    the bbc new reporters on the ground must be having orgasms at the rioting protesting to spending cuts march. polly toybee must realize after 2010 general election the working people majority in private sector and indigneous unemployed folk ar no longer idiots for a new or old Labour government if guido exposes left wing guardian hyprocrisy then good for guido. when people voted in 1997 they were gluttons for punishment and even if voters had loved gordon brown he still would have fucked them with trillion pound deficit. a person said to me that gordon browm must be evil and demented to deliberately leave deficit that big behind think of all the nasty things labour did between 1997-2010!

  313. 313
    misterned says:

    They will never see. Their left wing logic filters block out cognitive recognition of reality and replace it with a fantasy world, where the Government can keep spending billions that they do not have, indefinitely and with impunity. Where hypocricy cannot exist on any left-wing value, and sacrificing a hundred billion pounds on an illegal invasion and occupation, killing hundreds of our troops and killing hundreds of thousands of dark skinned people overseas, is “ethical foreign policy”, But spending 30 million on a limited legal air campaign to destroy an evil madmans weaponry, which IS being used against civilians, in a legal action supported by the world, the region and the local grass-roots population as requested by the local population, which is saving hundreds of thousands of lives, is thought of as an endless quagmire.

    The left are a bunch of retarded terrorist sympathisers and cowards.

  314. 314
    misterned says:

    Your lot encouraged those idiotic, self-labelled anarchists, Sally. They took part in YOUR march.

  315. 315
    Little Johnny Berk says:

    At least it keeps the flies off my Beluga caviar sandwiches.

  316. 316
    BBC News Editor says:

    We continue to provide unbiased output on all major stories. The fact that the BBC is being criticised here must mean that we get things just about right.

  317. 317

    Haven’t heard from Silent Bob in ages …

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  319. 319
    Silent Bob says:
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    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    Just what kind of cuts would labour make Red Ed? Obviously they would be different to all of the coalition cuts because you don’t agree with any of those.
    So Ed here is a challenge, detail your cuts so that, we the public, can understand where you are coming from. I for one do not have a clue what cuts you would make or what labour stand for.
    At the moment Ed you just come across as a Brownite leftover along with the rest of your shadow cabinet.
    You Ed are fooling nobody.

  321. 321
    The Sheikh Of Arabeeee says:

    You fucking stupid Socialist arsewipe.

    Creating more public sector non-jobs does not equate with prosperity.

    What is it about economics that you thick-as-a-nappy-butty c u n t s can’t fucking grasp?

    The country is fucked, dickhead and it was Labour who fucked it.

  322. 322
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fake Billy, No fuckin spelling or grammer mistakes.

  323. 323
    Steve Miliband says:

    I am one of the 61.5m who wasn’t marching for marginally less cuts today. I had a productive day working on a business plan to see if I could justify creating a new private sector job.

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    The banks and Rupert Murdoch, and Fawkes for that matter are not attacking the Guardian for tax avoidance, thay are attacking them for doing the very same thing as them but pretending they don’t. Does that clear it up for you moron?

  325. 325
    Enhance the Riot Experience says:

    I had a warm glow in my tummy as I pretended to be Che Guevara for the day. Right on, Workers! Smash the capitalist system!

    Then I went for a caffè latte at Starbucks and used their wifi and my iPad to Tweet about our revolution!

    Tomorrow: off to Suffolk in Tristrum’s Audi for lunch with mater and pater.

  326. 326
    Gutless Labour says:

    Why don’t they become PM then?

  327. 327
    LABOUR VOTER says:




  328. 328
    Anonymous says:

    The levels of obesity in kids is rocketing and your talking about kids having empty plates, WTF are you on mutha fucka?

  329. 329
    AC1 says:

    When you’re taught in PoMo studies that logic is irrelevant and that stating something makes it true its hardly does a good job of preparing people for the rough and tumble of a blog comment section…

    It’s doesn’t help either that our resident moron troll is a drug abusing (rather than using) mentalist. Can’t the left get anyone better?

  330. 330
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Are you joking? He/She/It might get wet, cold, hungry, and/or roughed-up… Typical armchair warrior.

  331. 331
    Gordon Brown says:

    The Private Sector takes jobs away from the real economy.

  332. 332
    Tarquin says:

    Yah, awesome! We da bruvvers! PS what’s our first lecture on monday?

  333. 333
    AC1 says:

    If the left knew what a petard was I’m sure they’d be along to accuse you of violent rhetoric (while ignoring the rioting and looting by their “supporters”).

  334. 334
    AC1 says:


  335. 335
    Gordon Brown says:

    Billy, it is quite clearly a show of support for me. These people are marching to get me back into my rightful place and the stop these Tories making marginally more cuts than Darling

  336. 336
    Down with Brown! says:

    Red Ed and the labour party must be made to pay for the damage their nutty supporters have caused. Why can’t the lefties respect the rights of traders and shoppers?

  337. 337
    Tarquin says:

    Whatever. Ps which uni am I at again?

  338. 338
    gym says:

    They’re only empty plates ‘cos they’ve scoffed all the fucking food, greedy little bastards.

  339. 339
    Down with Brown! says:

    Vote Red Ed to support people who are too lazy to work and like smashing up Top Shop and Santander.

  340. 340
    EdMiliband says:

    Comwades of the squeezed middle! We have an alternative: votes for women, the end of apartheid and black civil wights

  341. 341
    mark oatibix says:

    I wuv U Billy.

  342. 342
    Anonymous says:

    the Labour party stands for soft on dangerous criminals the bigger the crook the softer the sentence they are for the muslims and were behind massive immigration which has crippled the uk labour is for the eu=brussels they created more millionaires than tories ever did and majority of the poor are now worse off. stealth tax after stealth tax Labour are party of the bankers the poor paid most tax under Labour the rich paid the least. the public sector is bloated its employers market also the private sector has been squeezed to death under Labour. Labour hate their own people if you like uk then why did people vote labour in 1997 voters were gluttons for punishment. every promise labour made they broke think about it despite coming across very convincingly thats why red ed the rest of Labour worship blair after 1997 breakthrough. whovever is in charge the poor always suffer i love this guido fawkes website it makes you realize the stupidity of voting=waste of paper sad for the trees!

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    The left still don’t realise that this type of fuckwittery doesn’t go down too well with the British public, even though it’s vicariously carried out in their name. Twats.

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    Crikey says:

    Just keep going GF about the sickening hypocrisy of people like Polly.

  345. 345
    Ped Ant says:

    Grammar, Billy, grammAr,

  346. 346
    BoB Crow says:

    Cricket is a game for toffs played by toffs. Give me Real tennis and elephant polo anyday like wot we have in my neck of the woods

  347. 347
    Gordon Brown says:

    Did you know you can use one credit card to pay the bill of another credit card. Now why didn’t I think of that

  348. 348
    Crikey says:

    Shouldn’t you be out throwing rocks about Oxford Street with all the other unemployables? Fuck of and play you will feel at home there.

  349. 349
    HappyUK says:

    Pollys and Kettles

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    Observer says:

    Ed “The Riot” Miliband and the Milibandees.

  351. 351
    Gooey Blob says:

    Ode to Polly

    A financial halfwit named Polly
    Bought a left-leaning house for a jolly
    She plastered the walls
    with quotes from Ed Balls
    Till creditors called time on her folly

  352. 352
    Rip van Wrinkle says:


    This ‘10%’ business. ‘spend 10% more’.

    Well, really, it’s a lot worse than that. HMG takes in somewhere around £550bn in taxes – its currently borrowing around £150bn. Now, to my mind, that means they’re actually borrowing over 25% of their annual income this year and a lot bigger percentage last year.

    It’s what socilaists do. They use the country’s turnover instead of their income.

  353. 353
    Crescendo says:

    I must admit your comments about nurses isn’t far wrong. They have no vocation whatsoever now and a lot of them seem to think the hospitals are some sort of social clubs.

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    The usual scum are being allowed to do lots of criminal damage. Wise move, lots of footage of rioting scum will dtract from the effectiveness of the protest.

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    The guy in the video needs to stop talking so damn quickly, he sounds a bit pissed.

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    Hugh Joquanesetwat says:

    You must be suffering from amnesia.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Agree Lobo, that fart is not BILLY!

  358. 358
    Rat's arse says:

    Agree entirely. Well said!

  359. 359
    AC1 says:

    They also stole your paragraphs…

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    Buth Lightweight says:

    Thend the bill to Ed Ballth. He alwayth payth up.

  361. 361
    AC1 says:

    It’s the noise they make when they meet. mwah.

  362. 362
    Tessa Tickles says:

    True, but I’m disappointed. Have any of the parasites been filmed getting killed yet? A pathetic mutant rioter, quivering with rage that its benefits or non-job are about to be cut (like there’s any chance of that with Damp Dave in No 10) drops its Molotov Cocktail at its feet and goes up in flames?

    I want to see socialist parasites screaming. I want to see them die.

  363. 363
    AC1 says:

    unemployed people havent got the time to cook healthy food from simple inexpensive ingredients thats why they need to buy expensive prepared food all the time…

  364. 364
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Yeah, my house burns down every other day. And I call a midwife.. oooh, once a week at least.

  365. 365
    AC1 says:

    my experience of the nhs matches yours.

  366. 366
    tell it like it really is says:

    In this part of the world a common dish was “Crow Pie” – for once that would mean Bob Crow being part of something useful……………Just suggesting…..feel free.

  367. 367
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Better to nuke it from space. Just to be sure.

  368. 368
    Eeu to me says:

    Why do you think Liebour renamed our fire stations “community fire stations” could it because theyv’e already cut the fire people and it’s up to the community to fight their own fires.

  369. 369
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Don’t knock it. A friend of mine had a house fire a few years ago – the Brigade took half an hour to show up by which point the house was destroyed. She got.. drum roll.. a NEW HOUSE! Yay!

    The current breed of Labour voter don’t quite get the concept of household insurance.

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    disgrace says:

    Wear Philosophy Football’s ’Does my Society Look Big in This’ T-shirt on the 26 March TUC March for the Alternative, the brilliant direct actions of UKUncut or wherever and whenever the protest takes you. Available in sizes S-XXL, plus women’s skinny fitted.

  371. 371
    Anonymous says:

    What on earth are you talking about? Nothing but rambling incoherant nonsense.

  372. 372
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Designing t-shirts is easier than actually coming up with an ‘alternative’.

  373. 373
    Well Done Sky News says:

    Have to Say Sky deserves an award for their reporting from Libya. It puts the BBC to shame. (and the london/TUC/demo stuff)

  374. 374
    Down with Brown! says:

    Order of the Over the Top of the Centruy for Wed Ed to the loonies in Hyde Park today:

    ‘We come in the tradition of movements that have marched in peaceful but powerful protest for justice, fairness and political change,’ he said.

    ‘The suffragettes who fought for votes for women and won. The civil rights movement in America that fought against racism and won.

    ‘The anti apartheid movement that fought the horror of that system and won’

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    Eeu to me says:

    The problem is with that one, like the bookmaker if the odds favour the customer then the price for the insurance rises when they get too many fires in the one area.

  376. 376
    Red Ed has blood on his hands says:

    Whatever the BBC says there is no doubt that the violence and criminal damage has come from the socialist red Left.

  377. 377
    Eeu to me says:

    They have done well but they did the thing with one commentator interviewing another commentator tonight.

  378. 378
    City of Vice says:

    When is Dave going to ensure that public sector adverts get pulled from the Guardian? I’m tired of my tax money supporting those champagne socialist wankers.

  379. 379
    Why? says:

    Why on earth did the Met allow Liberty into their ops room?

  380. 380
    South of the M4 says:

    Actually he may be outwitting Dave. Ed knows that there are no real cuts, just light shaving. By beafing up the rhetoric he can then claim credit for minimising what would have been massive cuts. Even though bugger all changes. In the 2015 election run-up it will, in the minds of millions, be Labour that saved the nation from the savagery of the Tories. etc.

  381. 381
    Anonymous says:

    That’s a shame. I hate it when the BBC often does it, It is something that I have not seen on Sky.

  382. 382
    City of Vice says:

    Hear hear! I’m afraid some folks just don’t have it. Cameron is one of them.

    However he’s the only game in town at the moment so it’s up to wiser counsels to prevail on him to cut the trendy vicar nonsense and get serious about taking down Labour’s rotten institutions. instead of trying to appease them, starting with the BBC. Otherwise it’s UKIP for the likes of me.

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    Cynical or what? says:

    Well I reckon this was a bad day for Labour. Red Ed comes out against cuts when his last government was for cuts and even Bollock Ed is pro cuts.

    Then his Union Chums and Polly Toynbee defend the violent and criminal actions of UK Uncut.

  384. 384
    Gordon Brown says:

    I think these protesters are a shining example of…oh fuck it, I’m off to do a plop.

  385. 385
    Stats says:

    So 100,000 protested against the government sorting out the financial mess that Gordon/Balls created.

    The real Headline is that 59,900,000 people did not protest

  386. 386
    They're not too bright says:

    I don’t think choosing to protest in the West End was the smartest move by these lefties. People go to the West End for a night out and will have just been pissed off at the disruption caused by these wankers.

  387. 387
    Naughty naughty says:

    I wish I’d gone on the march just so I could’ve given Ploppy Toynbee a good slap.

  388. 388
    Tacitus says:

    Nearly 400,000 on the streets today calling for an end to all your Tory division. If Cameron and Clegg are such democrats, maybe they need to start listening to the people.

    You can’t dodge the masses by trying to throw curve balls about the Guardina. What about facing the facts – we don’t want your cuts!

  389. 389
    Naughty naughty says:

    To be fair, bbc news are showing footage of the violent morons.

  390. 390

    You really are pissing in the wind posting that feeble stuff here.

  391. 391
    so there says:

    uk has also been supplying him with arms for decades – you do not have a monopoly on reality

  392. 392
    Day out says:

    So you survived Peppa Pig World?

  393. 393

    Think it is reasonably straight forward. The article points out that the Guardian claims to have a moral purpose to serve society, it editorialises claiming that corporations undermine society by quite legally holding assets offshore and avoiding tax. It claims this to be immoral.

    The Guardian does exactly what it says to be immoral. This hypocrisy is unique to the Guardian.

  394. 394
    so there says:

    what this march should be about is getting back our country.

    the debt and the consequences are merely the symptoms of poor government or government with an interest in itself.

    this country, the most surveilled in the world, the most unequal in the world, with corrupt governments continuing to abuse their power at the cost of the population

    this is what needs to be addressed and challenged

  395. 395
    Naughty naughty says:

    If Labour had won the election last year, they too would be implementing cuts now. I wonder if these groups would have been protesting. Somehow I doubt it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Polly Toynbee is a friend of Julie Kirkbride – that says it all!

    Remember when Cameron and Osborne thought that Toynbee was the great philosopher of the new Tory Party and Toynbee lapped it all up.

    Shallow hypocrites all!

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    machiavellian anal despot ('I blame Sue' Division) says:

    [traditional punchline]

  398. 398
    PollyMoron Flustered says:

    she needs rogering more longer and harder …I have a big tent ready…in the dunes..send that polly gobbler to me I sort her out special…long extra hard for pretty up chufferbox..special gordon mix on radio

  399. 399
    Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

    they shat on my pussey too many times

  400. 400
    machiavellian anal despot says:

    We are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.

  401. 401
    PissedasaParrot says:

    you could have just said labour supporters are all C’UNTS and saved a lot of green energy typing all that Anon

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    Whooa there little donkey what makes you think that stars twinkling for your passenger says:

    and then theres us…. a bunch of pasty faced wankers that couldn’t manage a whelk stall ..drop your trousers comrades ..grab your knob and lets flim flam for the union man

  403. 403
    bristish gas burns best says:

    burn the furking lot down ….basterds need burning down the lot of ‘em

  404. 404
    ukFred says:

    I alway thought that the definition of a hypocrite was someone who says ‘Don’t do as I do, do what i tell you!’.

    So the cheating liars from the governmments from 1997 to 2010 whjo complained about ‘Tory sleaze’ under Major are hypocrites, and the guardianistas are hypocrites. Geoge Young who was going to keep politics clean in parliament but is happy to allow MPs to get allowances that will be treated as if they are wholly necessarily and exclusively for the purpose of the employment but will not change the tax laws so that the rest of us can get our money tax free this way is a hypocrite. And Ed Balls who claims that all the economic damage is due to the present government and has nothing to do with the ZaNu Lie Baaaah governments that he was involved with is a hypoocrite.

    I wish that former poster who said “give me 650 lamp posts and a roll of piano wire, I’ll sort it” had been given what he needed.

  405. 405
    Gordon Ramsfist says:

    give me a libyan and I’ll give you a great curry dish for less than a fiver

  406. 406
    No Offence says:

    You are just a grunt; you are not able to make that decision.

  407. 407
    Aunt Hilda says:

    ‘Otherwise its UKIP for me’…now you have got to be on something

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    The woman on minimum wage who cleans Polly Toynbee's Villa says:

    I think the point is, apparently it’s OK when the socialists do it.

    Like it was OK for Labour to pay private companies to provide NHS services, but when the Tories do it, its privatisation and the end of the world.

    It was OK for non-dom’s Lord Paul and Lakshmi Mittal to give money to the Labour Party, but not when Ashcroft did it.

    It was terrible when the Tories sold off the railways, but when Labour had the chance to bring Network Rail and Connex South Eastern back into public ownership they didn’t, because privatisation is OK when they do it.

    Its bad to be a Tory Millionaire, but again OK if you are Margaret Hodge, Geoffrey Robinson, Harriet Harman, Baroness Scotland or Shaun Woodward

    And of course their venom is reserved for the lowest of the low, the Bankers… er, unless you happen to be the former Rothchilds investment banker Liam Byrne

  409. 409
    Anonymous says:

    Is person calling themselves AC1 a Labour supporter? thats impression i get after comment 343 yes Labour are responsible for majority of why UK is fucked up beyond all recognition=fubarr (quoting kurt russell in film called tango & cash) as for bbc the only way viewers will tolerate watching it is the many pretty women reading the news, reporting on the ground or reading the weather. although bbc click is tolerable. the lib con coalition have worse situation than thatcher as gordon brown shit shatted over every fabric of the uk they are not soft so how they axe the public sector will require deep thinking planning. goerge osbourne is not related to harry osbourne=green goblin in spiderman marvel comics but New Labour caused the damage but red ed milliband is not facing up to the truth. you may as well watch bbc as your tv licence funds it.

  410. 410
    Friendly Libyan citizen says:

    I have proved that to be an ally of the USA in a war zone is probably the most dangerous position to be in!

  411. 411
    ukFred says:

    Billy, you think in too small a canvas. We need a final solution for all of the ZaNu Lie Baaah members and supporters. Let’s just hope it is a painful as getting out of the mess they have left for the rest of us with their economic illiteracy and innumeracy.

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    Excuse me while I facepalm at this shit says:

    lol oh mai some epic fail has taken place here today, some 1337 skillz you got there changing people comments lol…..not…….

    You need to lurk moar noob before trying to one man army a place cause you blantently aint got the chops for it.

  413. 413
    Anonymous says:

    They really want us to go down the road of Greece and Portugal, the ignorant arseholes.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    More people were on the streets watching the rowing and far more people were out shopping. Most people in London aren’t too bothered about the cuts.

  415. 415
    ukFred says:

    Let’s see how unbiased it remains when you become a subscription service.

  416. 416
    Anonymous says:

    The left just cannot stand being out of power, and are the first to resort to violence to get it back. They are the real nasty party.

  417. 417
    Fabians are Evil says:

    No it does not

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  419. 419
    ukFred says:

    Nah…too fatty and it looks like it would totally inedible as well.

  420. 420
    Boudicca says:

    Funniest BBC news coverage this week was the 10 o clock news on Budget day. Economics editor Stephanie Flanders decreed that as the Chancellor would love her to be talking about measures announced in the budget, she would actually be discussing other matters !
    So as my partner and I were unable to receive budget analysis on the TV channel we’re forced to pay for, we turned over.

  421. 421
    More Labour party antics in New Zealand says:

    I just love it when yet another Socialist MP bastard gets caught with his pants down – chasing a naked 18 year old boy around the streets of New Zealand indeed!

  422. 422
    HappyUK says:

    Good to see Guardianista trolls coming out of the woodwork in droves.

    Left wingers support taxes and abortion. Both are grotesque procedures. I’ve heard them sanitize the taking of our money as “investment” and the killing of babies as “choice”.

    Hearing people like Polly Toynbee tell us “we” can’t “afford” a public spending cut is like listening to a fat lazy bastard tell you he can’t “afford” a diet.

  423. 423
    HappyUK says:

    Good to see Guardianista trolls coming out of the woodwork in droves.

    Left wingers support taxes and abortion. Both are grotesque procedures. I’ve heard them sanitize the taking of our money as “investment” and the killing of babies as “choice”.

    Hearing people like Polly Toynbee tell us “we” can’t “afford” a public spending cut is like listening to a fat lazy bastard tell you he can’t “afford” to diet.

  424. 424
    Douglas Hogg says:

    Did someone mention Moats?

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    Excuse me while I facepalm at this shit says:

    400,000 LOL LOL LOL LOL

    Even the Countryside Alliance got more to turn up

  426. 426
    working class hero says:

    Did Pollytwaddle join the protests of ukuncircumcised or did she sit in her ivory tower directing the lefty chav fukwits to do her bidding, like the pawns they are?

    How many trillions in debt do you have to be, knowing the DEBT IS STILL INCREASING, before these fuckwits realise THERE IS NO MORE FUCKING MONEY?

    These ukunHunt fukwits are debt-junkies, they’ll happily spend us into oblivion and still at the end, when even the chinese won’t lend us any more money, will still be fucking whining about how unfair it all is while they sit in their squats waiting for someone else to go to work to feed them.

  427. 427
    Anonymous says:

    Good points- and let’s not forget it was Labour who introduced university tuition fees.

  428. 428
    nell says:

    Hmm. saif is out of libya meeting with ‘western friends’ to try and find a way out of the mire for the gad afi family. Since most countries have imposed a travel ban on him and his family what’s betting he’s on a posh yacht somewhere in the med with labour supporting nate and mandy?!!

    Meanwhile militwit has been presiding over a ‘march for the alternative’. Alternative what? well he doesn’t know yet because he and balls still have a blank sheet of paper. But their fringe supporters managed to injure policemen, trash fortnum and masons, the hsbc and other significant parts of central london.

    And some fool, supporter of militwit says”‘I’ve never been on a march before, this is quite uplifting” !!!

  429. 429
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    40,000 v 50 million , Bring it on!

  430. 430
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Come on , Most was getting giros .

  431. 431
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dont talk sense to them , They dont understand.

  432. 432
    nell says:

    It was the ‘march for the alternative’

    balls and militwit just don’t know what balls’ alternative might be yet , until he writes on his blank sheet of paper!!

  433. 433
    Woodward and Bernstein. says:

    They’ve forgotten what straight news is.
    Any pretence of proper journalism has been abandoned in favour of comment.

  434. 434
    nell says:

    seif gad afi apparently out of libya and meeting with his ‘western friends’ to find a way out of their mire.

    I wonder who those friends are??

    I’ll bet mandy and nate are amongst them!

    champers on a posh yacht in the med tonight anyone, whilst the real people of lib ya are being slaughtered?!!

  435. 435
    A cunting plan says:

    Tony Robinson……did anyone catch the smug smile on that little wankstain as he carried some stupid fucking banner in London.
    He really is the ultimate in Leftie champagne socialist twats.
    Marcus Brigstocke, you are now number 2.

  436. 436
    UKIP - you know it makes wossname says:

    Cheerio Tories, you had your chance.

    There is only one alternative to socialist destruction of the UK.

  437. 437
    Dr David Kelly says:

    Blair didn’t listen to the people when a million people protested against his illegal war.

  438. 438
    nell says:

    Well said!

  439. 439
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    For my UK followers. Reminder. Clocks go forward one hour tonight at 1:00.

  440. 440
    Martin Sewell says:

    Allow me to summarise the Leftist position.

    Any company or individual who lawfully avoids paying any tax is morally degenerate, except the Guardian because it uncritically supports the Left.

    I hope that assists.

  441. 441
    Fucking delicious! says:

    I see the right-wing window-lickers are out in force again tonight; a full moon perhaps?

    This march proves that you are well, and truly, fucked

    Roll on the civil war – I have a need to top a few of you twats.

    Have a nice day now…

    Fucking delicious!

  442. 442
    ukFred says:

    What took you so long?

  443. 443
    working class hero says:

    and they only like the idea of the working class coz it makes them feel righteous when they crawl back to their villas in tuscany knowing they’ve supported the working class with words without spending a single fucking penny.

  444. 444

    According to their military their arms are about 90% Russian
    All their Tanks /planes/ APCs too. Small arms are a mix of Russian/Belgium/German/
    AA guns are Swedish. Anti-Tank are German/ Russian.

    Their are no USA/UK weapons at all.
    Seems like they bought/got free most of their military from the peace loving peoples of the old Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

  445. 445
    bob crowe's conscience says:

    even the unions didn’t want that mincing lispy farkwit

  446. 446
    Ranter says:

    Raoul Moat? is a dead c*unt! Just like Polly should be!

  447. 447
    Tessa Tickles says:

    They’re not cuts, they’re savings.

    And there aren’t nearly enough of them.

  448. 448
    nell says:

    Well it does, but it doesn’t go far enough.

    The graudian was only emulating labour mp’s like the carrot topped one who were also avoiding taxes big time!.

    Now that the leftwing machine of ‘do as I say don’t do as I do’ has been found out and their ban k r up ting of public finances has been exposed , they are now proposing some woolly ‘alternative’ that they are even now unable to articulate.

    Print more money, spend!spend!spend and create more public non-jobs seems to be militwits and balls poison of choice.

    failed brownsian economics. Nothing new there!!

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Those propagandist c unts at the BBC are inviting people to send in their pics from the TUC demonstration today. Fucking disgraceful !!!!

  450. 450
    QWERTY says:

    Can’t we just start wiping out the public sector scum? Let’s start with the NHS.

  451. 451

    From political betting doing the Youuv numbers.

    “The real problem all those involved face, those on the official march and those in the breakaway groups, is that polling this week underlines that the need for cuts is well understood and supported by the majority.”

    Funny how Sunny Hoondal managed to draw the exact opposite conclusion from the exact same data on the BBC news.

    Then again, on his TUC funded website the debt stops at 2008.
    Is that because UK debt doubled, actually completely doubled, going from dangerous to completely out of control after 2008 ?

  452. 452
    Socialist Worker says:

    Even though you’re not QWERTY, you have the right idea.

    British people deserve better than to drink from vases and sleep in their own excrement. An NHS infrastructure overburdened with PC indoctrination and freeloading immigrunt filth is not fit for purpose.

  453. 453
    socialism is a mental illness says:

    Yes, reading these left-wing troll’s rants it just proves my point about socialism and its effect on the mind.

  454. 454
    nell says:

    SkyNews has just said that libya tv is reporting balls and militwits ‘march of the alternative’ as a protest march against the coalition’s attacks against
    gad afi.

    Perhaps that’s balls and miltwits ‘alternative’ then?

    They certainly haven’t defined anything else as their ‘alternative’ have they?!!

  455. 455
    Socialist Worker says:

    No. Who’s Tony Robinson?

  456. 456
    Fucking delicious! says:

    Probably just pissed-off that you weren’t doing the chasing. Fucking tory poof…

    Fucking delicious!

  457. 457
    Fucking delicious! says:

    Probably just pissed-off that you weren’t doing the chasing. Fucking tory poof…

    Fucking delicious

  458. 458
    Socialist Worker says:

    Balls and Miliband are a disgrace to the Left. When the Revolution comes, these faux-socialists will be the first to hang.

  459. 459
    WVM says:

    Very true, the whole ideology is upside down within the NHS and has been that way for far too long, so long it’s ingrained in to it’s own culture.
    Put simply, my experience is that NHS hospitals seem to be run for the employees rather than the patients.

  460. 460
    misterned says:

  461. 461
    Martin Day says:

    “Unconfirmed reports that forces loyal to Cameron are attacking rebels in Trafalgar square.”

  462. 462
    QWERTY says:

    Why do people on the left worship the NHS when it’s populated with deviants and killers?

    Hundreds died at Maidstone hospital and hundreds more at Mid Staffordshire hospital, there will be thousands more killed by shit nurses and fuckwit doctors.

    Fuck the NHS and fuck the c u n t z like nurses who work for the NHS, piss off you wankers.

  463. 463
  464. 464
    Down with Brown! says:


  465. 465
    Meh says:

    Hilarious footage on Sky at the mo’… couple of hundred cops and one drunken ‘protester’ falling over a bike with the Sky bloke reporting it as ‘anarchy’. Get a grip ffs.

  466. 466
    misterblair says:

    WE are destroying Saddams military infrastructure and giving decent Libyan’s a chance of self determination. We have allowed the Iraqi’s to Liberate more and more of their own country, and done so with almost no collateral damage, Not one single allied death and at very very little cost.

    Your hero Saddam has been committing mass rapes, empty morges and burn the bodies and then claim that they are collateral damage, and has been deliberately targeting and bombing and shelling civilians and intended to massacre hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians. I guess you must love that you evil piece of shit!

  467. 467
    misterblair says:

    Fuck off Tony

    You used the same excuses for Iraq and Afghanistan.

    How did they turn out retard ?

    a war without end in the middle east is atill a war without end in the middle east you thick neocon poodle

  468. 468
    nell says:

    Well the brendanbarber bobcrow miltwit and balls protest in london, ongoing tonight with their protestors still smashing up buildings and attacking police.

    About what we’d expect from these left wing, public non-job creating, deficit deniers!!!

  469. 469
    Fatcher dunnit says:

    No reporting on here of how all the violence was caused by plain clothes police infiltrators.
    Normally had half a dozen of those from the lefty apologists as soon as they realise the news agenda is going against them.

  470. 470
    Lefty apologist says:

    Look yah..All this violence and stuff..well it was caused by some undercover operatives from the fascist police yah!
    Like, all the, like, protesters and that, yah. They were all well behaved. It was Special Branch throwing petrol bombs.

  471. 471
    No Longer Porkbusting says:

    Dave just gave the go ahead fro MPs to get anoter £3 Million in piggy expenses and IPSA has even said they could retrun to the same allowances system they were using to rob the taxpayer

    One fat blogging hypocrite even welcomed the changes because they contained a credit card proposal while ignoring the new pro-troughing measures

    he and Dave are the true hypocrites

  472. 472
    Once was Red says:

    And a few million others. Just wait till the Euro elections, Cameron Clegg, Millibross and their troops will find out how out of touch they really are.

  473. 473
    Meh says:

    oh do fuck off. you’re too thick to see beyond a party you daffy trolly hypocritical bint.

  474. 474
    No Longer Porkbusting says:

    Think it is reasonably straight forward.

    – Gweedo moans about Guardian Hedge funds
    – Gweeedo invested in hedge funds as a city spiv and ignores the other hedge funds that contributed to the crises

    – Gweeedo ignores Conservative “city” donations, but moans about Balls city donations and the Guardians
    – Gweeedo tries and fails to makes millions from the city as a spiv

    – Gweeedo moans about Guardian tax dodging in off shore tax havens
    – Gweeedo ignores Conservatives dodging tax in off shore tax havens
    – Gweeedo does a fair bit of tax dodging himself

    He’s a hypocrite

  475. 475
    nell says:

    Of course it was!!

    Now about seif gad afi and his meeting tonight on a luxury yacht in the med with his ‘western friends’ to talk him and his dad out of that hole they’ve dug themselves into!

    Those ‘western friends’ will be labour too. mandy, bliar, nate whatsisname, pollytwaddle from her tuscany villa…..

    And they’ll all be sitting on that posh yacht, in international waters in the med, drinking champers as we speak. whilst the working class folks of libya are being slaughtered.

    labour for the working classes? I don’t think so!!!!

  476. 476
    Publish you accounts or shut the fuck up about other peoples tax dodging says:

    Think it is reasonably straight forward. Guido editorialises claiming for the Guardian to use tax dodges is immoral while he uses the same type of tax dodges and ignores the tax dodging of his hero Murdoch and other Conservative Party donors

    Don’t get on your high horse about how wrong it is for others to tax dodge when you and your paymasters do it yourself fatboy

    thats hypocrisy

  477. 477
    nell says:

    OK I’m happy to be persuaded otherwise.

    What is balls ‘alternative’ to the cuts then?

  478. 478
    Thanks for the comedy "report". I haven't laughed so much since your twat of a reporter was on this says:

  479. 479
    nell says:

    Erm. Where are militwit, balls bobcrow, brendanbarber, polllytwaddle and tonyrobinson tonight as london struggles under a violent demonstration that is destroying buildings and attacking policemen?

    Some posh restaurant toasting their ‘day of success’!!!!

    libya tv says this was balls and militwits demonstration against the coalitions attacks against gad afi!!

  480. 480
    Trustfund Dave the Millionaire Heir to Blair says:

    since when was not doing the exact same thing as your hero Dave Blair not an option or impossible you dumb twat ?

  481. 481
    tell it like it really is says:

    Photographic coverage of the scum rioting and trashing the fabric of our country should be mandatory viewing for every person to see what the legacy of 13 years of labour misgovernment of this country is.

  482. 482
    working class hero says:

  483. 483
    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:

    Another David Icke New World Order nutter.


  484. 484
    nell says:


    Is that balls’ ‘ alternative’ then?

  485. 485
    champers on a posh yacht in the med tonight anyone says:

  486. 486
    try again toryboy weed says:

    even the police aren’t claiming the anarchists and violence had anything to do twith the TUC protest dumbo

  487. 487
    So explain this one to me a real working class person you facking left wing retards says:

    What cracks me up is the thick shite think Ed Milliband ‘repersents’ them.

    Errrrrrr the working class repersented by Ed i’m a multi-millionaire’ Milliband? wtf……..

    Ed and Dave Milliband the multi millionaires thanks to their free loading immigrant dad and mums tax scams, house inheritence scams, trust fund scams are the people to lecture the rest of us on how to spend money lol?

    Ed I have never done an honest days work in my life Milliband reckons he is more experienced than 60 million people to lead this country lol?

    Ed I was educated in private schools Milliband understands the working class does he lol?

    How about you fuck off Ed you lisping plum voiced rich facking koont and take your 400,000 (LOOOOOOOL Raoul Moat had more people liking him on Facebook than you can muster for a riot) band of retards with you.

    The true working class aren’t buying your bullshit and no i’m not a fag in mouth Tory either you thick retards.

  488. 488
    expat twats says:

    It’s certainly touching a nerve with retards like you

    Sooooo funnny to hear you whine and have a tantrum widdle baby

  489. 489
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m going to kettle my knob

  490. 490
    Curtis LeMay says:

    You boys appear to be having a serious case of the Sixties over there. ‘Anarchists’ who want the government to redistribute wealth, i.e. communists pretending to be anarchists.

    I noticed that a designated contingent does the actual window smashing and urine tossing, so that the demonstration as a whole can be officially reported to be ‘peaceful’ by a sympathetic press. The reason they keep using that obvious old chestnut is because people keep putting up with it. When are your cops going to start using firehoses on the little shitbags?

  491. 491

    Oh, for CHRIST’s FUCKing sake, this sounds like a FuCkinG conspiracy THEORY!¬

  492. 492

    Can I make it clear that I have not lost my MOJO!?
    My partner, Benedito, told me that my “Agnus Dei” was looking a little thin the other day.
    It is not. And I defy anyone to tell me otherwise.

  493. 493
    It wasn't me I was marching elsewhere says:

    Guilty by association, have a read of the newspaper blogs, your friends have been found guilty.

  494. 494
    AC1 says:

    Extortion funding (i.e. no customers) always does that. It’s inevitable the way the NHS is delivered.

  495. 495
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Stop stealing my moniker you spastic c unt!

  496. 496
    Ratsniffer says:

    What grubby people run that stinking chip wrapper of a paper. Snouts in the trough – while castigating other businesses for doing exactly the same thing. They should stop printing newspapers and start making toilet paper instead.

  497. 497
    Alex says:

    Where does he say it’s immoral? From what I can see, it’s the guardian that are saying that, not guido.

  498. 498
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Are you sure about that old boy? The idea of Polly Parrot with no clothes on is a nightmare in full colour.

  499. 499
    Gordon bastard Brown and his nasty bastard 'friend says:

    Shame on you Brown and shame on all Socialits

  500. 500
    Gordon stole my seat says:

    “You’re either fine with tax dodgers or you aren’t.”

    Um, why don’t you tell that to your tax dodging yet tax dodger-hating friends at the Guardian then??

    Guido is exposing hypocrisy, it’s really not that hard to understand.

  501. 501
    Fucking lefty scum says:

    Gordon Brown is a fucking arsehole just like all his bumming left wing pals. Fuck off back to Scotland you fucking one eyed shit stabber.

  502. 502
    Anonymous says:

    NO listen You stupid Tory C unts. It’s not about the middle
    class arse holes who’s fathers have been shagging away from home and they have just found out, thus……it’s about the argument

  503. 503
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Lucky the plane didn’t crash…

  504. 504
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:


  505. 505
    Lefty apologist says:

    Yah thars rhart.
    The violence and stuff, well that was just one guy. I think he said his name wars Rainbow. Or Sheep-dip or something. Anyway it was just one guy. Everyone else was really cool about the banks and the shops and stuff. Arqtually, I nipped into the Apple store and got a new phone. Quite handy, the demo went rhart passed.
    And I stayed at my friends Justin’s place. His dad lives in Kensington so thart was pretty handy too.

  506. 506
    Hardly a penny to pinch says:

    I will wager my next wages that the direct action troublemakers are middle to upper class mongs!

  507. 507
    Anonymous says:

    “More than 250,000 people have attended a march and rally in central London against public spending cuts.” says the BBC.

    I didn’t bother watching the news today as I didn’t want to see it being spun as “everyone in the country is against the government”.

    250,000 demonstrators.
    60million people in the country.

    250,000 probably barely makes up 10% of public sector union members, let alone normal people.

    What’s their alternative to cutting spending (an alternative that doesn’t lead the country into bankruptcy that is) ?

    It seems to be:
    1) First you increase taxes so that anyone earning over £100k (apart from union bosses and guardian journalists and BBC staff) gets taxed at 100%.
    2) Then, once those earners have left the country, and you’re only left with the left wing extremists and the champagne socialists, you turn the UK into something resembling North Korea.

    There’s absolutely no alternative that makes any sense being offered by labour or by labour followers/voters. All they can say is “nasty tories are cutting spending”, but when you point out “well, it’s either that or we go bankrupt, so what would you do?” then they just go quiet for a moment, and then they repeat “nasty tories are cutting spending”.

    It’s not as if taxing the banks and oil companies (or eliminating tax evasion) would do the job; all that combined wouldn’t even touch the structural deficit let alone the total outstanding debt as it’d be absolute fucking peanuts in the grand scheme of things.

    I don’t think much of their “let’s march in London to convince the government that they should lead the UK into bankruptcy” strategy.
    I wish labour would just fuck off and die, along with the BBC.

  508. 508
    Hardly a penny to pinch says:

    The unions Royally fucked up because..

    1 Brendan Barbour speaks like a girl
    2 The poster on the lectern was weak girlie bollox, with all the wrong colours
    3 Milliband is a geeky fuck whom none of us would shag !
    4 in the final analysis Labour ruined our economy and what we reap now is what these
    useless socialist c nts have sowed…thanks Gordon you c unt !

  509. 509
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is it true clocks have gone forward by a year? Yay! It’s 1957! I’ll be prime minister one day!

  510. 510
    Voice of Reason says:

    Well, done to the brave protesters in London today. I don’t mean the hush-puppy ones from the TUC but those magnificent youngsters who really fooked up the police etc later in the day. They are the equivalent of the protesters in Libya and should be honoured. TO confront the well equipped police takes a lot of nerve and I really thank you for rising above the masses of automatons.

  511. 511
    Mark Oaten says:

    Piss and plop, Guido, piss and plop.

  512. 512
    A Chef says:

    Yeah, you’d need a CROW bar to get him out of the pastry.

  513. 513
    A Chef says:

    It’s a great pity that your contribution is lost in the miasma of a Labour education which declined to show you the use of proper English and its grammar.

    However, your heart is clearly in the right place.

  514. 514
    A wandering minstrel says:

    My jografy teacher told me that Jyacarta is the capital of Amnesia. I got a A* for that subjeck.

  515. 515
    Eu what? says:

    With EU luvvie Patton in charge by then, don’t expect many mountains to be moved. [zat izz an order]

  516. 516
    Archer Karcher says:

    Or intelligent moniker thief.

  517. 517
    Archer Karcher says:

    Erm really? You sound bitter, it must really hurt you socialist thieves, when you can’t steal other peoples money.

  518. 518
    Archer Karcher says:

    The BBC however adore her and hail the stupid cow as an ‘intellectual voice’. Says it all really.

  519. 519
    Anonymous says:

    And get a grip on postal voting, another labour scam.

  520. 520
    Archer Karcher says:

    Nazism was nationalistic socialism, married with ‘scientific’ Darwinism. Many on the left in this country, mostly Fabians shared both of Hitlers obsessions and still do today. Painfull reminders of Socialisms disgusting past, irritate lazy lefties as we can all see.

  521. 521
    Archer Karcher says:

    Unfortunately Dave Cameron has no balls.
    The BBC should have been objective 1, day 1, instead Cameron embraced it with rather predictable results. The idiot still does not understand, no matter what he does, the BBC will use whatever they can to undermine him and the democratic will of the people. Yes they really are THAT Stalinist.

  522. 522
    HDB111 says:

    I have long wanted to ask a vexing question what is a Polly Toynbee?? I have been old that it is a brilliant pundit of the leftish persuasion I have also been told that it is a featherbedding twit, though large for that matter.

    Either way get it out of my eye please.

  523. 523

    Well of course Guido minimises his tax bill. Only an idiot wouldn’t, that is rational not hypocritical.

  524. 524
    Fantasy ( socialist ) Island says:

    Socialist Menu….

    Lose election,
    Disrupt electorates choice,
    Wail like stuck pigs for other peoples money,
    Smash a few windows,
    Get wacked on head,
    Go home,

  525. 525
    Anonymous says:

    He sounds like a twat because he is.

  526. 526
    Fantasy ( socialist ) Island says:

    Lol, the supposed ‘right wing window licker’ in question, is your fellow lefty TaT being an arse. Unfortunately you are too dim to realise that the moron was posing again.

  527. 527
    Fantasy ( socialist ) Island says:

    The protesters in question, are Labour ‘educated’ ie: thicker than the average dog turd. They know nothing and understand even less.

  528. 528

    Guido doesn’t moan about tax dodging or hedge funds, he moans about the Guardian hypocritically moaning about them. Simples.

  529. 529
    The Sleeper says:

    Why don’t you get your own moniker? It makes it very difficult to follow if people use fake handles.

    Last warning, if you keep nicking other people’s monikers you will be blocked permanently.

  530. 530
    The Sleeper says:

    Go fuck yourself.

  531. 531
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    If anyone had any doubts as to what sort of ‘man’ he really is this should set them straight. He must of known the problems he was causing. Compare and contrast with Blair, he’d have given up his aids seats then tipped off the press about it. At least the people who had paid would have got their seats, even if Blair had made capital out of it. Browns too stupid to even do that. Six aides, who’s paying for them? Stupid question, its the people being bumped off the plane.

  532. 532

    Broffers and Thissters on to victorweee !

  533. 533
    The Sleeper says:

    you’re a far right wing fuckwit so you must be a Nazi

    Guilt by association innits?!!?? DUUUURRRR!!!!


  534. 534

    Mr Milliband after giving your support to the violence !
    Will you now be resigning ?
    After all your advisors did tell you Not to do it !

  535. 535
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I do not approve of the wanton dethtruction of property, and the damage thith inflictth on businetheth.

    That ith Labour’th job.

  536. 536
    Len McCluskey, general secretary of Unite says:

    “All forms of protest will be welcome and encouraged.”

  537. 537
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Listened to the radio 4 news 6 o’clock news yesterday. The reports of the TUC march in London included the “activists” who had got into and started smashing up Fortnum & Mason’s. According to the newsreader they did it because it was a symbol of wealth and inequality in Britain. Details of the attack were telephoned in to the Beeb by a BBC producer who happened to be in the shop when the “activists” stormed in.

    Oh the irony, an employee of a publicly funded body rich enough to go shopping in a well known symbol of wealth and inequality in Britain.

    On the other hand if I break in to my corner shop and smash it up can I tell the magistrate that I am not a criminal but an “activist”?

  538. 538


  539. 539
    JB says:

    I see Gordon Brown and his poisonous crew are still throwing their weight around:

  540. 540
    Steve Miliband says:

    March 26th 2011; 250,000 descend on London to watch two boats go by.

  541. 541
    Steve Miliband says:

    He spoke to 250,000 core labour voters and probably lost ten times as many.

  542. 542
  543. 543
    Tactless says:


  544. 544
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    This march on Oxford Street was peaceful, why weren’t we told about it?

  545. 545

    I read this earlier
    post 540

  546. 546

    I read this earlier
    post’s 540 and 541

  547. 547
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    If you own a retail business in central London.
    Don’t ever rely on the plod again.
    You probably realised that anyway, didn’t you.
    You’ll know when to take precautions next time.
    It’ll be when the left plan their next freedom march.
    There’s always wanton violence and destruction.
    Get the toughest security firm in London to
    protect your property. Like Richardson and Kray ltd.

  548. 548
    Barry says:

    Nor when a million marched to oppose the ban hunting Bill

  549. 549
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Tell them nurse !
    I always need a seat near the poo poo !

  550. 550
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    As with the student riots
    i think the police are deliberately doing nothing
    because they support what is going on ,due to the big cuts in police numbers and overtime !

  551. 551
    The voice of you can tell Liebour are not in power and a pissed off says:

    Of course they are going to pay for the damge they did, to those hard knocks, the plate glass windows and the uprated insurance that the rich companies will pass on to shoppers along with the ugraded business rates that will have to be paid for the really nasty street furniture to be replaced, I mean I watched on tv the police car hitting all those lovely people running along the road minding their own business, they are not brave and I hope to see them all having to pay a lot of fines and hopefully the businesses claiming damages, no doubt from the benefits we pay to these delightful people.

  552. 552
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I always travel by private jet these days, Gordon.

    Get yourself some very rich sponsors, like I have.

    P.S. Now I can see why you don’t bother with the House of Commons any more, far more relaxing overseas, isn’t it ????

  553. 553
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    I was on my way back from “Helmet province” after a meeting with “Obama Beach” so i needed a compy seat !

  554. 554
    Kevin T says:

    Notice she says “stuff” and not “lies”. Perhaps because she knows she couldn’t defend “lies” if Guido sued.

  555. 555
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Tony !
    keep up the good work as Middle East Peace Envoy !
    just like the great job you did in Iraq and Afghanistan
    they are much better places after your intervention

    your great friend
    Madman Gadaffi

  556. 556
    The real Billy Bowden says:

    I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson.

    It must have been the weakest Lynx.

    On a serious note,if any blogger uses Billy Bowden as their moniker I shall issue a “cease and desist” notice without hesitation.

  557. 557
    jgm2 says:

    Love the comment…

    ‘Gordon Brown can’t be exected to travel economy – He’s already destroyed that’.

  558. 558
    jgm2 says:

    ‘expected’ – d’oh

  559. 559
    Anonymous says:

    Pollyfilla makes me puke. She is a sanctimonious, po-faced lefty cow- and those are her good points.

  560. 560
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:–barred-telling-him.html

    What will the unions say about this.

  561. 561
    Bloody useless policing of riots...again says:

    I was always under the impression that the wearing of scarves to hide your face or wearing motor cycle hlmets etc on a march(or riot for that matter)was an arrestable offence(or does that just apply to E*D*L marches ?).It is surely simple for those wearing such disguises to be arrested under public order offences should they refuse to remove them when asked by a police officer to do so. If it needs an order by the Home Secrtary under her powers to allow the police to do this then she should give it and not be so bloody scared of the response from Liberty and other lefties in the media who would be the first to complain if these people trashed their property etc

    It was obvious to anybody(apart from plod it seems)from internet chatter over the days preceding the march that elements would be targetting central London and they should have reacted accordingly or was it perhaps from fear that with Liberty monitoring the operation from Scotland Yard they would be accused of heavy policing…who the fuck cares…these people were bloody anarchists ,criminals and troublemakers so ir seems that it’s ok for them to throw lethal missiles but not for the police to baton or kettle them

  562. 562
    I wish Labour would just actually tell us what they would DO if in government.... says:

    It was nice to see labour supporters and the TUC/unions out in force yesterday.The only trouble is that Labour are total hypocrites.They know they would be having to do the same if in government and as for the “alternative” nobody in labour will tell us what their alternative is apart from not cut so fast and tax the banker scum( to paraphrase their mantra)into oblivion but I’m still none the wiser on whether things would be any different if Miliband Jnr was in No10 and Balls in No11 Downing street running the country.I suspect it would actually be even worse than the present lot

  563. 563
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who was on Marr this morning ? and did the Labour/union person say sorry for the violence and damage caused yeasterday?

  564. 564
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Pollyfilla makes me puke”

    you aint suposed to eat it lol :-)

  565. 565
    Anonymous says:

    Love this comment on the Mail:

    “I see no reason to not believe the British Airway’s statement because it is wrong to lie. I’m sure the Brown abbatoir will show photoshopped reservation documents shortly.”

    Read more:

  566. 566
    Anonymous says:

    What is UKunHunt?

  567. 567
    Nearly Headless Nick. says:


  568. 568
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    As much as that?

  569. 569
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    I would just like to say thanks to all Red Ed’s Rioters in London, yesterday.

    I think this can only help and improve my chances of getting rid of the soppy twat. Thanks again !!

  570. 570
    Cynical-old-bag says:


    It’s the Labour way.

  571. 571
    The BBC ..working with Labour for YOU says:

    what riots….the march was a resounding success and a peaceful family event

  572. 572
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/t Guido, how was Peepa pig world? Would you recomend it? and was it value for money?

  573. 573
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I agree. But some of the people posting on here can’t see further then then end of their noses.

  574. 574
    The real Billy Bowden says:

    For the last time,stop nicking my monicker you nob.

  575. 575
    Bartholomew - George Osborne's teddy says:

    My man has just risen to a breakfast of caviar and champers and caught the news. Very brave of Blinky Balls and Piglet Pickles to rush down to defend the Fortnum food hall. A bit unfortunate that most of the damage was caused when they tried to hide the profiterole display.

  576. 576
    All hail to the post-democratic aristocracy says:

    We conjure up British policy behind closed doors with our rich internationalist chums.

    It’s so much easier than having to deal with those ghastly British plebs.

  577. 577
  578. 578
    The Sleeper says:


  579. 579
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok thanks Guido :-)

  580. 580
    Miliband may be a hypocrite but he's not responsible for the riots says:

    You can’t really blame “Red Ed” for the riots…he can be blamed for a lot of things but not this.

    What he can be blamed for is being involved closely in creating the initial problem with the UK economy as an adviser to “McIdiot”…so can Balls.

    He can be blamed for his hypocritical stance on the cuts required and misleading people that somehow everything would different under probably wouldn’t be and be a damn sight worse

    He can be blamed for just attaking the cuts without saying what exactly he wouild do diffrently apart from slowing down the cuts and taxing a few bankers !

    He can be blamed for those things but not some idiots trashing central London

  581. 581
    Tony Robinson says:

    On our next Time Team, will we be digging near the village of Midsomer, where a recent discovery by local archaeologists has unearthed what appears to be a Mosque and Black and Asian community centre dating from Anglo-Saxon times.

  582. 582
    on your own head be it says:

    you quite sure you want to do this this fatty ?

  583. 583
    The real Billy Bowden says:

    For the last time stop nicking my monicker you nob.

  584. 584
    misterned says:

    Can you not read, retard?

  585. 585
    Lord Fondelbum says:

    Oh sounds fun! Can I join in?

  586. 586
    Anonymous says:

    Tin-foil hat alert. Quick into your bunkers everyone.

    Can you use a map and compass? If so I think you’ll find that there has been no massive change in magnetic north recently. That is of course unless ‘the man’ has snuck in an replaced all my old OS maps with doctored new ones to keep it all a secret.

    Fruitcake anyone?

  587. 587
    Bob the Dog says:

    OOOH is that a threat of war from the left wingers? Attacked by social workers and five a day councillors, what will we do i ask. What will we do!!!

  588. 588
    Ocean Finance says:

    Just borrow your way out of debt!

    Simples. (oh wait, thats the other lot)

  589. 589
    misterned says:

    If the comment above is referring to me as “Mr Blair” then you are a retard that cannot read.

    I never ever supported the Iraq invasion. As for Afghan, I approved of the UN and NATO backed mission to overthrow the AL Qaeda supporting Taliban, but that mission lost its way.

    The Libyan mission is completely different. If you cannot understand why, then you are a clueless fuckwit.

    For the record, I am wholly and 100% opposed to a land-based invasion and occupation of Libya. It should be for the Libyan people to determine their own future, something which cannot happen so long as Gaddafi is slaughtering the Libyan people, and something which STILL has not happened in Iraq.

    We are right to destroy Gaddafis weaponry, but would be wrong to invade, occupy and attempt to nation-build.

    Also we have not sold weaponry to Libya for decades. The only British association Libya has with weapons, are the Libyan weapons which were used against British civilians on British soil, by the IRA.

  590. 590
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    I couldn’t give a monkey’s about your
    lack of grammar and agree with most of
    what you say.

  591. 591
    misterned says:

    If that bloke was Bill Maloney, from Pie and Mash films, then he is not primarily concerned about cuts to children’s services. He is concerned about institutionalised, organised child abuse and pedo rings run from children’s homes. He and his sister grew up in care and were abused for years.

    Blinky is a lying sack of shit.

  592. 592
    Mike Hunt says:

    Why is this a surpise or even worth commenting on? Its only the diehard loons who dont know that general left wingery is the exact same as hypocisy. You know, the ones who advocate getting someone else to pay vast taxes while they pontificate about those poor people who can’t be arsed to either work or improve their skills and who still can’t afford to buy the latest iThing on their social money.

  593. 593
    That's News says:

    Pollywally, as the Guardian keeps deleting comments by Guido, how, pray tell, would you expect Guardian readers (of which I am one) to ignore his comments?

    You really are vacuous, Polly.

  594. 594
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    That will be Brown Shite.

  595. 595
    You know what they say about men with big societies... says:

    “Why don’t you get your own moniker? It makes it very difficult to follow if people use fake handles.

    Last warning, if you keep nicking other people’s monikers you will be blocked permanently. ”

    Have to say this Guido, but that’s a bit rich coming from yourself…

  596. 596
    Anonymous says:

    If you honestly believe this country is the most unequal and corrupt in the world, you really need to travel a bit. You might learn something.

  597. 597
    Archie says:

    Stupid c*unt!

  598. 598
    farassi says:

    Guido, glad to see you quote from the proper version of the Bible although it was completed some 5 years after your rather grisly end in London

  599. 599
    Archie says:

    Good work, Guido! Ignore all the Grauniad trolls. I know who’ll be proven right in the end.

  600. 600
    Layabout says:

    Brilliant expose – keep ‘em coming. I hadn’t realised the essential difference between the Scott Trust and Scott Trust Ltd. I worked for the Guardian as a journalist in the 80s – early 90s and I ended on about £50,000 a year. At that time, I think, the editor (Peter Preston) would have been on about 50 per cent more than I. Certainly less than double. Today, Rusbridger is pulling in north of half a mill and the hacks are on little more than I earned. That is the difference. The Guardian is a media group like any other. It’s the hypocrisy that grates.

  601. 601
    Anonymous says:

    What a thought Billy. Now that would led to projectile vomiting of an epic sort. Can you imagine? No, nor can I.

  602. 602
    Bob Crow says:

    Agreed. She’s got some kind of conk on her.

  603. 603
    be lonely typo says:

    Polly is an ickle-lickle gurly wurly and should not be expected to undrerstand big sumsy wumsys. To do so is sexist and the granuiad will not stand for it.

  604. 604
    Bob Crow says:

    02.00hrs. Thick c’unt.

  605. 605
    Ye on potbelly says:

    Moron guardian hypocracy

  606. 606
    Bob Crow says:

    Vote for AV.

  607. 607
    Ye on potbelly says:

    I think the figures are plopped out when she has her knickers round her ankles in the girls’ room

  608. 608
    A Columnist at a tax dodgimng newspaper says:

    Make that into a Guido T-shirt. You know it makes sense.

  609. 609
    Borg Drone One (Financial Genius) says:

    Step 1 Sell Gold at a cyclical low
    Step 2 ????
    Step 3 Profit

  610. 610
    Tin Foil LTD says:

    google ‘dancing israelis’

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