March 25th, 2011

Guy News Special Report:
Exposing the Guardian’s Hypocritical Tax Dodges

The GuyNews.TV team has been investigating the Guardian’s murky financial affairs for weeks, we have their press office on speed dial. The Guardian’s editor Alan Rusbridger says he asked the GMG plc CEO to answer our questions. So far all we have got is a terse statement from GMG plc. However the GuyNews.TV investigative team has spoken with insiders and literally got inside the Guardian. Our report will be going out exclusively to Guidogram subscribers at 5 p.m. today – the truth is a story which will shock Guardian readers.

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  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang the hypocrites!!!

  2. 2
    Simon Harley says:

    I’m appalled by the implication that Grauniad readers don’t know that they’re reading an unprincipled rag.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But what will Polly and co do now? Will remain consistant and resign? Will they no longer take the “blood money ” of capitalisim? Will they no longer potray Tax avoidence as a crime ?

  4. 4
    The Grauniad says:

    It’s ok when we do it.

  5. 5

    The only thing that shocks Guardian readers is when they find out that 10% of the population are not homosexual, but only 0.01%.

  6. 6

    You need to get out more.

  7. 7
    Polly in Tuscany says:

    This site wants a final solution for The Guardian.

  8. 8
    Eeu to me says:

    La La La, I have my hands over my ears,so I can’t hear the truth, just like the other 30% who vote for Liebour , you wanna be in my tribe , innit.

  9. 9
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    Fucking Hypocrites!!!

  10. 10
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    It’s also ok when I do it.

  11. 11
    bergen says:

    There is a “wicked Tory cuts” special in the grauniad today so that it’s an excellent day to expose their tax avoiding hypocrisy.Well done!

  12. 12
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No just socailisim.

  13. 13
    William Hague says:

    Out of the closet ?

  14. 14
    QWERTY says:

    Go to New Zealand?

  15. 15
    Titford Hat says:

    “Guardian readers”? What, both of them?

  16. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, I do hope you forward this to Ukuncut, Then they can protest at the Guardian tommorow

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Tax Payer says:

    Got to catch that critical 5pm Friday slot……..

  19. 19
    Mike Litorus says:

    I think my parrot looks at the pictures as well, just before he uses it for its proper purpose.

  20. 20

    That is enough about hyper cats, thank you.

  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    HC dresses like a Banker

  22. 22
    purpleline says:

    Can Polly get the video in her Tuscany Villa

  23. 23
    Isaac Hunt says:

    It’s those millions of tax avoiding bastards with ISAs that I can’t stand

  24. 24

    Or that daft metrosexual thing they were trying to sell. Load of shit, if you ask me.

  25. 25


  26. 26
    Blue Labour out says:

    She deserves to have the video rammed up where the sun don’t shine.

  27. 27

    Awesome timing with the UKuncut protest this weekend.

    Fantastic work…………….

  28. 28

    Only if Richard Timney comes to visit.

  29. 29
    nope says:

    Can’t I just read about it? Semi-pro net video both sucks and blows as a news medium.

  30. 30
    Not-so Pretty Polly says:

    No, I can’t. I refuse to use anything created by evil capitalist private enterprise, so no computer, no broadband, no electricity. All of these things provided by evil evil EVIL capitalists!

    I’m not sure how I managed to post this, by the way. Carrier pigeon perhaps.

  31. 31
    order order! says:

    + 1

  32. 32
    misterned says:

    According to a recent massive study, 1.5% of the population are gay. 0.5% are bisexual, 98% are straight bigots!

  33. 33
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    There are even better ones – what about Seamus “SWP” Milne or ecoloons like Monbiot who’ve been blaming evil hedge funds for the rise in world food prices.

    Piers Morgan is a cnut but he did one good thing.

    It’s a few years old but massively enjoyable – just a shame it wasn’t someone really hard nosed like Jeff Randall or Simon Heffer doing the interview

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Labour leader Ed Miliband is to take part in a mass “listening exercise” as he steps up his party’s search for new policy ideas.

    Now get this millitwit………..fuck off

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    Why, did you try it?

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown says:

    This shocking and disturbing news Guido, i will make a statement about this to the house at 13.30.

  37. 37
    Ukuncut says:

    We are soap dodging hypocrites & we will turn a blind eye to the lefty tax dodging broadsheet. Now leave us in peace to read the Morning Star.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    The liblabcons are all at it. Thieving bastards.

  39. 39
    iTunes Store says:

    “1.5% of the population are gay”

    We have an app for that!

  40. 40
  41. 41
    Cause and Effect says:

    To throw-up on?

  42. 42
    Graun disappearing up it's own arsehole says:

    Madonna’s Malawi charity ‘squandered millions’

    Managers ousted after damning audit reveals that £2.4m has been spent, but school project has not even broken ground.

    Just the sort of thing Guardianistas support LOL.

    Curiously no comments allowed under the article….


  43. 43
    Chris Myers says:

    I’m already in there!

  44. 44
    Martin Day says:

    O/T Sorry,but this is worthy of its own thread.

    AN ACCOUNTANCY watchdog’s inquiry into the conduct of former Anglo Irish Bank chairman Sean FitzPatrick has been postponed, following concern expressed by the the Irish Director of Public Prosecutions that it might prejudice future criminal cases.

    The disciplinary tribunal, set up by Ireland’s Chartered Accountants’ Regulatory Board (CARB), was due to begin its investigation early next month (4 April). The hearing, which would have been in public, was to examine the role played by 62-year-old FitzPatrick at the debt-laden bank, which has since become synonymous with the Irish economic crisis.

    However, following the intervention by DPP James Hamilton, the tribunal has now adjourned until October, when the matter will be reconsidered. A spokesman for CARB explained: “The DPP expressed his concern that the holding of public hearings and the publication of findings might prejudice future criminal proceedings in the event that a prosecution is directed against any party arising from the investigations by the Gardai and the Office of the Director of Corporate Enforcement.”

    The spokesman added that CARB is now considering whether to proceed with the establishment of three other disciplinary tribunals to hear cases against other members of Chartered Accountants Ireland – former Anglo Irish chief executive David Drumm, former finance director William McAteer, and the finance director of Irish Life & Permanent, Peter Fitzpatrick.

    A special investigator, John Purcell, a former comptroller and auditor general, had been appointed by CARB to examine possible breaches of professional conduct rules at Anglo Irish, and he reported that there were prima facie cases to answer against those named. In relation to the former Anglo chairman, he listed three issues:

    • His role in the temporary transfers of his own loans of up to €122m (£107m) out of the bank and the failure to disclose them in Anglo’s financial statements.

    • His role in the transactions between Anglo Irish and Irish Life & Permanent of more than €7bn in deposits on key dates in 2008.

    • His role in relation to a loan of €8m provided by Anglo to finance director McAteer in 2008 to repay a Bank of Ireland loan and prevent his shares being sold on the open market.


  45. 45
    12-year-old Muzzie girl in Bradford (multiculturalism is wonderful) says:

    I’m not.

  46. 46

    Aux armes citoyens
    Formez vos bataillons

    Qu’un sang impur
    Abreuve nos sillons

  47. 47
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “O/T Sorry,but this is worthy of its own thread.”

    And with those words, I stopped reading.

  48. 48
    QWERTY says:

    That’s my email you thieving cripple!!!

  49. 49
    Ed Militwit can't add up. says:

    The cuts are too fast and too deep. The economy is scarred for life. The fact that the cuts are extremely moderate should not get in the way of a good soundbite.

  50. 50
    Gordon Brown says:

    …and then to the shed at 13.45

  51. 51
    Gordon Brown's cleaner in Kirkcaldy says:

    Oh, bloody Hell, not another rant for me to sit through?

  52. 52
    a doctor asks says:

    Have you tried stopping breathing?

  53. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    fuck off , too Long and boring.

  54. 54
    retardEd Miliband says:

    These cuts will take us back to 2005, a time when children went barefoot in the street, dressed in rags! Open sewers poured down every road! Smog! Gaslamps! The workhouse!

  55. 55
    Ed Balls says:

    I like The Guardian.

  56. 56
    mad, bad muzzie witch 'doctor' says:


  57. 57
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I’m an ex-Labour-voter, not a current one. They’re the ones who should stop breathing. xx

  58. 58
    The clue is in the first line says:

    O/T Sorry,but this is worthy of its own thread.

  59. 59
    Robert Maxwell says:

    It was never like this when I was running the Mirror

    Ho ho ho

  60. 60
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Not it’s not. Whatever it was, it wasn’t worthy of its own thread.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:


  62. 62

    You won’t be if you continue to steal my moniker.

  63. 63
    The clue is in the first line says:

    O/T Sorry,but this is worthy of its own thread – on an accountancy blog

  64. 64

    We already have someone here called jgm2.

  65. 65
    Spank Sinatra says:

    But what about the meerkats?

  66. 66
    Lord Mandy says:

    Sodomy, rum and the cash.

  67. 67


  68. 68
    Michael says:

    Calm down dear!

  69. 69
    albacore says:

    He’th thelling thea thells on the thea thore ath part of the exerthithe, no doubt.

  70. 70
    Ed Miliballs says:

    The Guardian, Polly and socialism.

  71. 71
    curious of Tunbridge Wells says:

    Are you his sockpuppet?

  72. 72
    Ed Miliballs says:

    If only there were some wicked Tory cuts. There are no cuts, just smaller increases in spending.

  73. 73

    I haven’t stolen your moniker???

  74. 74
    Sarah Wellhung says:

    and now the weather…worthy of its own thread alone

  75. 75

    Half cut more like.

  76. 76
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah me!


  77. 77
    Susie says:

    Polly Twat’s too old.

  78. 78
    Loungelizard says:

    Nuke the bastards!

  79. 79
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Listen to UKuncuts own words and then ask why are they not protesting at the Guardian.

  80. 80

    I’m an ex-Labour-voter too Tessa ; )

  81. 81
    Susie says:

    It’s rum, sodomy and the cash.

  82. 82
    Banged Up says:

    I’m not gay, but I have shagged a few guys who were

  83. 83
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Or if you were George Melly, ‘Rum, bum and concertina’

  84. 84
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Neil Murray, husband of South East Cornwall MP Sheryll Murray, has died in a fishing accident.”


  85. 85
    Sarah Tisdall says:

    “So far all we have got is a terse statement from GMG plc.”

    Now they keep their mouths shut?

  86. 86
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    *rubs hands gleefully and cackles a little*

  87. 87
    albacore says:

    Bearing in mid the nationality of our host; and the odd few quid that the UK has stumped up in connexion with such alleged, erm, shenanigans, I’d have thought the subject eminently appropraite for analysis by the resident experts here.

  88. 88

    I came out of the closet only a week ago, and I have to say it’s the best thing I’ve ever done!
    Well that and being buggered twice nightly, of course.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    There’s that wretched Cat again, surely we’re all agreed on greed??

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Governed by unprincipled leaders:

    They are surely having a laugh ??

  91. 91
    Ken Lorp says:

    I hope there is an interview with the Chief Exec where he blames it all on the tax-dodging greedy bankers :)

  92. 92
    albacore says:

    Pray that you never meet our Scruffy Cat on a dark night.
    He takes no prisoners, even from among the misguided who have since recanted.

  93. 93
    Mac the fork says:

    He was bi-sexual until someone opened the box to look.

  94. 94

    Day off today Tat.

    Nice for you.
    Doing anything today?


    Nothing planned?
    Not even going to get dressed?

    Well, its your own free time..

  95. 95
    YorkshireLad says:

    I must be part of the 1.5% because I’m very happy…except when Baron von Ballsup of Morley spouts off his $hite.

  96. 96
    harrietspants says:

    Has the BBC newsroom signed up?

  97. 97
  98. 98

    No sock – you are a curent Labour voter.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    This country is mightily fucked if scrotes like that UK Uncut spokesman are our future.

  100. 100
    You know what they say about men with big societies... says:

    What, people who argue that morality is not defined by the law? I.e. non-authoritarians?

  101. 101
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    Would that be the “guardian of hypocrisy”.

  102. 102
    Bring home the canon fodder says:

    So Ed why do you live in a house worth more than one million pounds. How much of your money/salary have you given to those without. Loose talk costs votes.

  103. 103
    Rick the Roman says:

    Buy some Andrex instead, you mean bastard – oh – and pay your debts.

  104. 104

    Tory Bear needs subtitles, and a decent mic.

  105. 105
    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    That kid on there has not got a clue. You will not hear of Guardian tax avoidance on the BBC! Come on!

  106. 106
    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    Would love to hound the guardian on there comment section, but was kicked off months ago for giving them grief, all facts, like the Nazis were socialists and the two-faced crap Toynbee spews. As their legend states, ‘The facts are sacred’ which was thrown back at them many times, they just do not like it up them. Chase them Guido, wipe them out.

  107. 107
    That's News says:

    The Graun has pulled all your comments, Guido. Apparently Comment is not free…

  108. 108
    A ? says:

    As we are all good Europeans now, this does effect us. It’s our money that is keeping them afloat. Lots of it.

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