The Lansley Rap
Not for the easily offended:
Very professionally done with clearly a wadge of cash behind it. Guido wonders who at the BMA is that down with the kids…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Bob Crow?
The NHS: such a perfect system of healthcare that a grand total of zero other countries have copied it…
That many?
Soviet Russia did a fairly good job…..
Enjoy your NHS treatment when it becomes serious for you, Expat Twats.
No sockpuppet of GOM. Expat Twats is speaking ironically about various contributors, who include myself, no longer live in the UK due to the sociofascist NeueArbeit government of Reichsführer-SS Bliar, followed by the marginally even worse Obergruppenführer Braun. Of course, you cannot even be expected to understand this as your IQ is only half of your shoe size, shown by your inability to create your own identity, hiding under those of others. At least Expat Twats’s IQ is equivalent to his shoe size. Now fuck off and croak, there’s a good fellow.
Which post of yours would you like me to fill every thread with today you thick Belgian piece of shit ?
The one where you threaten to kill a child or the one where you tell everyone on this site you can’t wait to get your hands on a child you filthy Belgian ped0 scumbag ?
I can repost where you said both on this site to prove this vile Belgian ped0s disgusting affliction.
ALL FUCKING DAY IF MR DELETE A POST WANTS TO KEEP BUSY.
Another one to blame on the Jocks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._J._Cronin
Like all public bodies the NHS is way overstaffed.
And staff get SEVEN weeks holiday a year !!
Usually by people who are not at work, sometimes through maternity leave (ok) but mostly through sickness which is very much mismanaged by poorly trained staff.
This should be managed by outsourced specialists.
There are two main outcomes; an eventual return to work, or more normally, a payoff and termination of the contract.
Sensitively managed, it’s a win win every time.
The timetable could be reduced drastically.
I know. I’ve been on both sides of the table.
Why whitey talking like effrican? Is he gay?
NHS = health care rationed
…………………and the rest of the world avail themselves of free treatment, mostly being put to the front of the queue ahead of that endangered species, the natives of the country,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and before you say anything, no, not those type of natives.
64% of all new HIV cases are people from sub-Saharan Africa.It costs £320,00 to treat each HIV person over their lifetime.No wonder the NHS is a basket case. BTW why can’t we divert the money from our overseas aid budget to treat these foreigners in our NHS hospitals?
If you wonder how they do it, the word is”student”. Simply enroll in any UK college and the fact you have paid nothing into the NHS, ever, and will not, doesn’t matter. Overseas “Students” are entitled to the full range of NHS services. The NHS is run by politicians who simply don’t understand reality, which is one of the best arguments for not letting them run anything, certainly not the NHS
Couple of years back an Egyptian couple having fertility treatment in Egypt turned up with five premature quins in Newcastle Hospital and blocked the entire hospital paediatric intensive care unit. The father had enrolled on a course at a Newcastle college. Probably cost the NHS half a million quid in one go. They should have had to pay for private treatment but for the magic word “student” – which means we pay for it instead
The NHS complains its short of money, because they p*ss it up the wall.
And who lent the equipment, the cameras, lighting, sound, editing, production … and who paid for it? We did, probably.
Let me try and help you hate me even more than you already do. I still own a property in the UK which I rent out. Yes, in addition to all my sins (as perceived by you), I am a “wicked, capitalist, Rachmanite landlord” in the UK. Therefore I have income which I have to declare. Awful, isn’t it? And there you are on your giro which is about to be stopped – which I am helping to pay for with my taxes. Enjoy your evening.
Me too CRMM. You know, I thought I could speak English passably competently having been using it daily for upwards of 50 years, but I’m **ggered if I can understand one word (also drowned out by the too loud background A minor chord guitar ‘melody’) of what was on that film. So I just stopped watching it. Thus, as Paul Simon says so eloquently on his Graceland album, “I have no opinion about that”.
Tossa
Here’s the exchange referred to in the previous thread.
SEIG HEIL! DAS IST HAMMER TIME!
Jah vol! You canst gas dis!
Ms Eagle looks so happy and lovely as ever.
A future career as modelling for a gargoyle beckons I feel.
She could model a pigs arsehole, and no need for makeup.
Who is the tieless individual behind Ed Balls, not a face I recognise?
He’s a top geezer – Butch Bob we call him down the boozer. Got a twin brother too….
Anything that is rapped is just shit and the message lost. Are we supposed to think after viewing this ” Hmm thats a well argued and convincing argument you have there?” Repeatedly calling Lansley a tosser isn’t really a convincing argument guys.
Since when did it become acceptable for white people to sound is if they were black? I must have missed that one….
Tosser eh? So Labour never privitsed any of the NHS , Never had deaths from mrsa, Never had people laying in thier own shit?
Yes the fuckin NHS is fuckin wonderful and dont even get me started on the abuse wich was PFI!
Talking about PFI Wills, if they do privatise the hospitals I hope the ordinary Joe in the street along with many others will not have to pay off the PFIs and the new shower have a free modernised hospital for next to nothing as in all the other privatisations of all colours.
There was no Stafford Hospital.
And no 400 extra deaths.
And if there was, it was because of the legacy of the previous government, or because of Ashcroft.
Go on- blame Thatch!!!!
You know you want to!!!!
My name’s Ben Elton- goodnight!
Before you start attacking Stafford Hospital, remember all the good things that happen there too. It’s easy to slate it – but remember there are people who rely on that hospital. If they had not intervened speedily when I had a stroke I would have been dead. It was their actions that allowed me a full recovery and the chance to return to work.
Don’t kick it until you have to use it yourself!!!
It’s usually not until they test it that people discover what a completely hopeless basket-case the NHS really is.
When company directors allow their employees to die needlessly in the work-place, they find themselves on manslaughter charges.
When NHS managers let their paying customers die needlessly, Bevan’s fundamentalist zealots leap to defend them from the heretics.
Labour’s benevolent monster can go fuck itself. And on that note it was Tacitus who said:
“Candor and generosity, unless tempered by due moderation, leads to ruin”.
“It’s usually not until they test it that people discover what a completely hopeless basket-case the NHS really is.”
If this is the case, why is public satisfaction with the NHS at an all time high, and higher than users of health services in other developed countries?
Because, like the rest of the public sector, the NHS has been misappropriated to provide succour to the feckless (in denial of the anatomical truth that their anuses are smaller than their fag-chomping mouths) rather than care for the sick.
So the people surveyed were all feckless fag chompers, and not really sick at all?
This is fascinating.
NHS is ok for emergencies but there’s no preventative medicine. With proper annual tests you may not have had the stroke in the first place. NHS is rationed and GPs are the gatekeepers.
What makes you say that there’s no preventative medicine in the NHS?
Also, health care is rationed in all countries.
Because the NHS is run on socialist/communist lines, people of that mindset won’t accept a mix and match approach which would be more beneficial. For example, if we had plenty of private, walk-in, reasonably priced, clinics all over the country, as they do in Asia, the rest of Europe and other places, those who could afford it and wanted to, could have tests and consult doctors, and pay for it, which would free up some of the GP and other NHS workers’ time for those who can only go that route. But the marxist crowd don’t want anyone to have what they think of as an advantage over anyone else. Test results shouldn’t take a week or more as they do in the NHS, other places have results the same day. In Asia and Europe they also have the latest screening equipment. It is also a nonsense that even those in UK with private health insurance have to go via their GP and wait for a letter to be written.
We don’t even take on the small, good ideas, like charge a small sum for an appointment with a GP, which they do in Australia, which would stop the time wasters who don’t show up.
UK is so behind, and kept blind by the media.
As I blogged at 10:45 this morning? http://notasheepmaybeagoat.blogspot.com/2011/03/rap-as-weapon-against-nhs-reform.html
Well, smack my bitch up!
Ah. Another example of the ‘UK’s creative industries’ valuable exportable output one asumes.
Stuff like that video was cutting-edge material.
Back in 1988.
Brothers…
what we do in life…
echoes in eternity.
At my signal unleash – satire!
Why did they put dollers in the video?
Obama has just socailsed healthcare?
NAOTAIMAFA (Not as off-topic as it might at first appear.)
Grauniad headline: “Is Osborne’s budget too dependent on private sector growth?”
What other form of growth is there for fuck’s sake???? Unless this video is evidence of private enterprise in action ….
Just get on and fucking privatise it.
Hmmm… here’s a suggestion for some extra lines…
The taxpayer is just like a great big tit
I wanna spend my life sucking on it
…The bankers and their paychecks – why don’t they pay their way
we should tax their crazy bonuses – make the problem go away…
We each of us have such dedication
That we individually give Gord his medication
Why are they all living on shitty housing estates with graffiti everywhere, the New Labour project?
It’s because they’re all really intelligent, well-educated, doing excellent high-status jobs with great salaries and, therefore, should be running the country and generally telling us how the NHS should be run.
Because they’re so smart, these people in their graffiti-covered sink estates.
You forget that because they chose to have a life dependent on benefits and standardised, subsidised housing, they believe everyone else should have to tread the same grey, slow, listless treadmill.
Don’t be surprised if the people behind this so-called ‘song’ actually live in much nicer houses, drink skinny lattes and have a few little tax dodges of their own. The socialist hypocrisy lives on, comrades!
Look at Banksy, the graffiti artist. Public school education and a very lucrative lifestyle. Very different from the portrayed persona.
Exactly, who says graffiti does not pay?
The bloke who wrote and performed this song is a bin man in Loughbourough and his girlfriend’s an Occupational Therapist in the NHS.
“Wrote”………………”Song”……………you jest, surely.
You’re a card aren’t ya?
You and your hilarious mates seem to think he’s got to be either worthless dole-scum from a sink estate or a Hampstead champagne socialist.
Turns out he’s neither.
Previously I was unsure about the NHS reforms but if that little song thrush is so against them they must be excellent. Three cheers for that greedy (what’s that about?) Andrew Lansley – Tossa (oooh how rude!)
Indeed. I actually thought the NHS reforms were mad. Not the privatisation side, mind you, but asking GPs to manage anything is a recipe for disaster. However, that video may just be swinging my sympathies. If nothing else, I can now see a case for sterilisation.
Credit where it’s due, it’s well made and entertaining. But I just have to wonder why this guy didn’t do a similar rap when Labour agreed expensive contracts which spent obscene amounts of taxpayers money, like £330 for changing a lightbulb, and when patients were dying in hospitals under Labour’s watch? He’s rapping about what this govt PLAN to do. Why didn’t he rap about what Labour DID do?
Bit like us when Labour introdued student loands and fees lol…….oh wait I just dropped a rite clanger didn’t I?
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
‘Cos they’re his hoodies.
Homos, surely?
Judging by his age he was ejukated entirely under nu-Labour – a system so institutionally socialist that anyone with vague notions of neutrality is hounded out by Christine Blower’s thought-police.
Never heard of her? me neither. You’ve got to warm to a teacher who loves her daughter enough to send her to the excellent Holland Park School, though.
But Fabians support eugenics?
Only eugenics against whites, boo and hiss all you want but you know deep down and by all the evidence it’s true.
I thought is was against the “Useless” ?
Little wonder you’re shitting yourself over it Billy.
Well I hadn’t better get started about the nhs and it’s failures, which are myriad but where the devil was he educated because he can barely speak english. Another labour failure.
He has got a point about Lansley’s expense claims. Can he now do a rap about the expense claims of Prescott, Moran, Chaytor, Devine, Illsley, Beckett et al?
in the building where my office is located there was also a (gladly departed) company called “Alliance Healthcare”, a US outfit whose business is renting nurses to the NHS at extortionate rates. Bearing in mind that they are a “private sector” (*cough* fascist) organization whose only source of income was the NHS i fail to see how labour didn’t “privatize” the NHS.
now i don’t know anything about the new NHS reforms except that doctors not PCTs will allocate money but i fail to see how it makes any ideological difference – the NHS has been using private health providers for ages and ages under Blair’s “third way” all that happened was PCTs chose them and now doctors will chose them. healthcare is still free at the point of use and no insurance is required – so how is that like the US system?
.. but because i’ve just watched a three minute shite rap using a ripped off sample I am now well against any reform at all .
to clarify Alliance Healthcare’s only UK source of income was from the NHS. They have other operations in the US.
PS. “Not for the easily offended” made me laugh – do you read the comments here intern?
God forbid he ever looks at Old Holborns or the Guardian…..
Would that be the one that snapped up Alan Milburn’s valuable advisory services after he resigned as Secretary of State for Health?
yes
It would be interesting if they supplied staff to Stafford Hospital, the standard bearers in fiddling figures, patient mortality rates and frightening a Goverment Minister so much he refused to allow a public investigation into their so-called care record.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/03/24/are-union-members-of-rmt-pressured/
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/thugs-r-us/
Boris Johnson will be speaking on Radio 4, at 8 pm. tomorrow, Friday, on Any Questions. On the panel, amongst others will be Bob Crow. Ain’t gonna be no rematch……
Oh how times they change. Can everyone remember how the BBC were so sympathetic when the one eyed poofter from Fife got caught out calling a defenceless old woman a ‘bigot’? Nasty old Sky News claimed the BBC, poor Gordon he really didn’t mean it, the BBC came light the white Knight, do his defence.
Funny that Cleggy got caught out today and the BBC are SNEERING in that Richard Bacon I’m a c u n t type of way the BBC so loves.
If that little tow rag had a job, if he paid tax, if the little shit even voted or had an IQ of over 80 I might listen – the little shit needs some time in the army – national service would sort him
What has the Army done to you to deserve such a fate?
Boils my p*ss that some little jumped up wazzick can be judgmental about something he has never contributed to !!
Lady Dale has a intresting tweet : iaindale On my @lbc973 show 7pm Mandelson says foreign aid is wasted 8pm How easy is it to find an NHS dentist? 9pm LBC legal hour
The NHS was privatised in Liebours reign ,how many contractors work for it, most goverment jobs in this country have been contracted out, mostly to Browns mates, the Census is one of them.
More nepotism and cronyism at the the Department of Health…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/mar/24/hugh-muir-diary-tim-kelsey
Lansley is even more shite than Liam Fox, and that is saying something…
Why is he singing like a darkie?
Izzit coz I iz black?
More or less, yes.
Lissen blud, hear me, yeh. Like I sed – we is da futchr, we is da one, make dem tings wot say wot u do. Hear me now, respec to dat gweedo blud.
“Not for the easily offended.”
The easily offended are not going to last five minutes here anyway … what with pictures of Balls all over the place and Guildford chemist assistants bringing a pungency not normally expected until the septic tank gets emptied.
So yet another Euro Country is about to go down the shit pan, but STILL Nu Liebore/BBC are in denial that we need to make cuts, just how thick are these rent boy molesting twats?
I thought genuine rappers were black, not white wankers like this tosser; but am I just being racist?
yEah bLUd! u Iz beIN’ wELL rAY CyST, iNNiT?
“Technical difficulties in the Guy News room. Can anyone rip us this video and send in the file? http://bit.ly/ej5ori“
If the NHS werefor sale, what would the asking price be?
On its balance sheet, analysts would find:
Goodwill of hordes of benefit scrounging time-wasting land-whales who see the GP as the gateway to a merry life on incapacity benefit eating crisps and smoking Lambert & Butlers in front of the TV, before their basket-case “families” cast them aside and they clog up the hospital wards for decades with their gluttonous carcases. (Nobody willing to work to pay for anything would choose the NHS in its current form as a provider).
Intellectual Property Fuck all. All the drugs favoured by doctors were developed in the private sector. Likewise instruments and machinery. The worst IT systems you could ever hope to encounter. Not a single idea that could be sold elsewhere.
Fixed Assets Nice new facilities that disastrously-negotiated PFI contracts entered into by Labour will ensure can never be realised for the amount paid for them
Current Assets Cash, nil. Pension fund, nil. Debtors, nil.
Liabilities PFI, pension obligations, essential redundancy payments. All fucking enormous.
Equity Nil. Compared to what Labour have continually termed “investment” absolutely fuck-all.
If HM Govt is willing to bundle in 60 years of tax losses, the NHS might be worth a peppercorn to someone brave…
I didn’t say shit
When Labour were in
Thousands died
But I’m a bit dim
I’ve been paid
To do this rap
Even though Labour
Treated NHS like crap
The middle-classes can already get a diagnosis on the NHS and then choose their own healthcare provider with their own money. Why then, if Lansley proposes that everyone should have the same right with public money, is he branded as “greedy” and a “tosser”? Makes no sense to me.
If you’re scared that the private sector will outbid the NHS for services, if public money is controlled by the demands of GPs and patients, your fear only makes sense if you believe that the private companies will offer a more POPULAR and a BETTER service. Which means that your political ambitions are to decrease the quality of healthcare in this country.
And if they don’t we’ll bail ‘em out. It’s a win-win.
What a count?
My son is Downs. He can count accurately up to 20. How dare you insult him by comparing him with Gordon?
Apparently he’s about to put it up for sale on itunes too – what’s the betting he hasn’t cleared the sample from House of the Rising Sun for use and is violating the copright?
He’s just a f*ckwit whose intentions are good – please don’t let him be misunderstood
There is a house in Camden
It’s used for growing hash
And together with my benefit
It’s my primary source of cash
My father was a clepto
He stole my new blue jeans
Forty packs of cigarettes
And two dozen cans of beans
+1
Think you mean asking for permission to use the riff from the band The Animals.
The song House of the Rising Sun was originally a folk song, originating from the US or the UK depending on who you believe.
I believe lizards are taking over the world.
Yup – I’ve already said so.
Whatever, the point is that he’s used someone else’s material, and I find it highly unlikely that he’s cleared it.
But if pulling me up on being a bit vague makes you feel good, then knock yourself out
No need to get shirty Alex, hehe.
Getting permission is not a particularly difficult process these days as these rap people are so untalented they have to knick real musician’s work. Which of course means that if he didn’t get permission then he just looks even more of a twonk.
I couldn’t make out a word of it except ‘Andrew Lansley’. Why was the chap imitating a West indian? Was he trying to make some kind of point?
Deep irony about the cataclysm that was Labour’s mishandling of our children’s education.
And.of course, when I say ‘our’, I mean ‘your’ – because ‘we’ sent all ‘our’ kids to be educated privately. At ‘your’ expense.
I see the trolls have turned up , Bring it on you leftie c-unts!
Looking at the shit state the Looting party left the economy in, £3.5 Billion is a rounding error.
You’ll pay for it then will you grandad?
Ed Bollocks on Sky News NOW.
Thank fuck , Darts on in the office.
Bring it on here to in New Zee land you leftie c-unts!
Tonight’s QT should be a laugh…not.
Danny Alexander MP, Rory Stewart MP, Ken Livingstone, Bianca Jagger and Niall Ferguson.
Noticed how it’s always a Lib Dem rolled out to take the flak after every Budget etc?
Danny alexander is chief sec to treasurey, plus Rory Stewet ( Tory) , Probaley well briefed as well
Nail Ferguson should be good, particularly on the Libyan situation.
QT is blue peter for adults – why watch???
So we can look at and study the audience, who are mostly specimens of new Labour’s social experiments. Really it would take H.G Wells to do justice to the weird, grunting, hairy, angry looking miss-shapen types on display here.
Balls on jeff randall as we speak. Expecting good things .
Balls has just stated that saying something doesn’t make it true mawhaaaa oh the irony !
Portugal is for sale on ebay. It’s up to 10 euros at the moment.
My goodness you wouldn’t want to buy it. Look at the debts you’d be saddled with!!
Even better news is that those 10 euros are now only worth 4.
I’d bid on Portugal, but I’m holding onto my cash for Spain.
Should be on ebay about June.
Save your hard earned for Italy Bill, the bunga, bunga parties are better.
Osborne can’t wait to bail them out with £3.5 Billion of taxpayers money.
The Irish are still laughing over the £7Billion he gave him.
No the Portuguese women are badly designed, with little unappealing legs and they have unattractive husky voices. Lets all wait for Italy.
Apparently it’s a BOGOF. You get the choice of Greece, Spain or Ireland.
Then buy spain!!!
Great beaches, great weather, cheap properties, fantastic spanish food!!
zarzuela de la marisco! yum!
Cazuela not Zarzuela Nell. Google translate eh?
Good to see that dumbed down media / and rap music studies have some use after all.
Professional?
Methinks Guido needs to get a better guide to modern music and choreography.
Why are all labour MPs loud, spiteful, aggresive and thick.
It’s a Core Socialist Value. Don’t Think, Be Angry.
Can’t think, am angry.
My life’s shit, ergo it’s someone else’s fault.
What’s that you say? Explain why my life remains as shit at the end of a labour government as it was at the beginning?
LALALALA I CAN”T HEAR YOU, MY FINGERS ARE IN MY EARS.
Easy, they don’t know any better.
Fucking Lansley really made me angry at his prattish behaviour today. A bunch of scare-mongering protesters were outside Soton General and he snuck in by the back door.
What he SHOULD have done, in front of the BBCC cameras, is said to them
“look, I am sorry we have to think about closing this facility but the previous government spent all the money with nothing to show for it and we have no choice”
Minsters are allowing that cunt Balls and the wanker Millipede minor to pass the buck.
I just want to shake them all and get it through their thick heads that they are losing the propaganda war with Liebour, AGAIN.
what a lieing piece of shit Edd balls is.denied every thing and never answered a question asked by Jeff Randell.asked how he would cut came up with a classic 1 billion here a billion there Randell said but 173 billion is needed just
side stepped the question.Wanker
Wtf does Biannca Jagger know about anything? Thick drunk partying whore bitch has never worked a day in her bone idle life.
Has the once-proud Labour Party come to this? Workers were once abused, treated like shit and left to live in disease-ridden hovels. They were the reason that the Trades Unions brought a party for them, the Labouring Classes, into being.
Laws were passed, the Health and Safety Executive was brought into being to stop fingers, arms and lives being lost. The vital battles were won because a manifest wrong needed to be put right: like slavery, like Apartheid.
Those battles are over. Now it’s just a Fabian dining club, keen to invite airhead models to its dining table.
Erm, slavery was abolished in the UK just shy of 100 years before the Labour party was formed?
I’m sure that your average Labour voter genuinely believes that Labour abolished the slave trade, but it ain’t true!
Anonymous
Correct what you say,also re the slave trade just who was selling these slaves for baubles.
Well we all know that scenario don’t we?
Selling your own people down the river as applied to this country sounds rather familiar.
On another note more to the point can you tell me what is this Rap/Crap music all about eg: is it some kind of stirring up people,is it some kind of poetry in an obscene rebellious kind of way.
I don’t tend to listen to so called modern music,but because Guido put this on I did and this obviously demented individual paid up arsehole was a complete and utter demonstration of the phsyco nutters in the Liebour party are prepared to countenance.
If I can go back to the original labour party and what it was formed for I fully understand that and I say it changed the face of politics in this country.
But the current Liebour Party is a shadow of it’s former self,back in them days we did have a labour party that were represtantative of the people of this land.
Now what do we have,in my opinion a party who have visited the most awful scenario to this country.
Subservience to EUSSR control to our our country by unelected by us Eurocrats who couldn’t care Jack Shit wether we like it or not.
Today we have seen that Portugal are in the brown stuff,will it make a difference all in all at this stage probabley not,they will cobble up some sort of deal to keep their targets alive,but remember this you are now seeing Portugal in strife who is next,in my opinion we are now seeing the fragmentation of the european dream of domination of the EU and of North African countries.
Finnaly may I say that what you are seeing now is only the beginings of what yoiu are about to see.
like !
Sounds like Lansley is upsetting a few well paid GPs.
Good!
Lansley will be U-Turning on this very soon.
When the clocks go forward will it mean TopBum will be an hour later?
Only seems to come out at night.
I’m hearing that cameron is off to europe again for a few days.
1. does he live in this country anymore?
2. how can he know what he’s talking about when he says 1p off petrol is a good deal?
- I know because he doesn’t have to pay for it.
3. what is the point of cameron when he give more and more of OUR money to the EU?
Um… should you be asking those questions of the previous government? They gave away more of our freedoms and introduced more taxes over their 13 years then any other government in history.
Try that one for starters.
It’s Gordon Brown going to europe in a few days to bail out the euro again.
Not me.
Honest.
He is just like Obama, another useless vapid fucking turd no where to be seen except when a photo opportunity arrives.
The funny and sad thing is Dave copies Obama in the way he walks around like his pockets are full of cash, throwing UK money in every direction.
And we thought Gormless Brown was bad.
Let him go and get his pat on the head, the only reason I voted for the uconned us was to get brown out of power, that is done I don’t really care who is in as the HOC is just a County Council’s talking shop, the real power is in Belgium.
When Gordon was in
We loved to rim him
We’d suck on his cock
And put the Tories in the dock
Labour we love you
Tories we abhor you
Ed and Yvette
Are a real good bet
Now fuck off you Tories
We’re all off to do some snorties
Are you mentally ill?
We love it and agree with it.
Hear! Hear!
I’m tat! I”m a mong! Yap yap yap yap! Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Not even close, cripple.
At least you’ve worked-out I’m not smoggie.
Cripple.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7sLXmo4ouo&fs=1&hl=en_US
Is your politician all things to all men ?
Please check out the video to my song Chameleon Man
@ [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7sLXmo4ouo&w=480&h=390
You know something – when I hear young people doing this kind of stuff it reassures me that politics isn’t dead. You may love it, you may hate it … but either way it is good to see the young taking an interest once again in political issues.
For me, as an oldtimer – I loved it! Might even see if I could buy it or download it. Would be nice to read the lyrics to that .. lol
Lets face it, Lansley is a tosser.
Tell your bitch n’ ho to get her knickers off and suck on her man’s dick. Gotta get dan wid da kidz.
That’s the plot from next week’s episode, isn’t it?
With that kind of intellectual response – G-d help us all!
Here’s the NL/BBC line 5 years ago when McMental DOUBLED North Sea oil tax. It was quite a good thing then apparently:
“Meanwhile, the extra revenue raised would be used to “help consumers most affected by the significant increases in global oil and energy prices” such as pensioner households, the government said.
The money would also be used “to invest for the longer term in tackling fuel poverty”.
“I am also now able to freeze petrol and diesel and road fuel gases duties for this full financial year at an Exchequer cost for the full year of £600m,” the chancellor said.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4500540.stm
What a piece of total shit.
Well made? No. Fucking awful actually.
House of the Rising Sun – are you having a laugh?
Christ alive this is about as down with the kids as Gordon Brown does evangelical sunday school.
I bet everyone involved lives in Dulwich or Primrose Hill.
An utter abortion of a protest. “We will Overcome”, “Change is Gonna Come”, “Strange Fruit” it most certainly aint.
Give me strength…
Couldn’t agree more, terrible lyrics for a start and badly presented. Not like real protest musical offerings. Guess I’m getting old.
I live in Guildford. And drink the cum from tramps’ cocks.
How crazy to let MPs use wireless gizmos to communicate to the outside world while in debate.
Standby for all debate to be controlled from the anonymous back room
We already control everything, you fuckers are fucked
He’s not wrong.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nick-clegg/8404702/Gordon-Brown-has-vanished-but-Ed-Balls-defends-his-legacy.html
What is it about militwit and bullyballs that they are, suddenly, starting to behave aggressively like berserkers??
militwit’s ranting performance in the hoc yesterday was cringingly embarrassing!!
They really look very odd and very much like a deranged gordon.
What is wrong with them?
They are socialists, it’s perfectly normal behaviour for them.
That’ll explain gad afi then!
The symptoms of addicts having their drug of choice withdrawn from them. In their case, it is Power. Sadly, their cold turkey will be shorter-lived than the nation’s convalescence after the effects of their thirteen years in government.
Not just power, but the ability to screw money out of people to piss away on left wing pet projects.
PFI anyone?
EU anyone?
Why does the BBC think it’s WRONG to leave the next generation to clear up the mess of ‘dangerous climate change’ (as the BBC likes to call it) but doesn’t see anything wrong with leaving them with over a trillion pounds of debt from spending billions on employing limp wristed men as “5 a day blow job advisors” or “nuclear free coffee inspectors”
CO2 emissions are bad!
As are pointless journeys from London to Manchester and back.
I agree and so does Dave.
George Osborne is going to bail out Portugal and the euro with £3.5 Billion of UK taxpayers money.
+++Laughs+++
I love George.
Is he?
Why?
Portugal hasn’t even got a decent, intelligent, honest police force.
Why would we want to bail them out?
Because I’m a fuckwitted cretin.
I gave a cast-iron guarantee that I wouldn’t bail-out the Eurozone.
Then I bailed-out the Eurozone.
But then, I gave another cast-iron guarantee that I wouldn’t bail-out the Eurozone again. Never again! Never, ever, ever!
Until now.
I wonder why during 13 years of labour they never got us out the EU?
Oh! Wait a minute! Of course! I understand,.
cherie makes £100k’s a year dealing in human rights things connected to the EU and bliar thought he was going to become president of the EU didn’t he?
labour are all about feathering their own nests aren’t they?
Most politicians are – all three main parties are infested with self serving scum.
Please don’t link us with politicians, WE have some standards
There will be no more Boom and Bust!
Why blame Cameron for another of James Gordon Brown’s borderline traitorous deals, signing us up for a share of the debts of the Eurozone? That creep left timebombs for his successors to clear up everywhere. Sabotaging the very process of democracy wherever he could.
Evil. partisan and incompetent.
Not sticking up for Brown , But one paraiment cant bind another.
Much like Sailor Ted.
Limousines to ferry Government Ministers about will now be running at 1p a litre less drain on the public purse.
Real savings for real politics.
edballs will make absolutely sure that there are no savings made from his travel, household, constituency office budgets.
He’ll want every penny he can get out of us and he’ll make sure he and yvette get it!!
So will 648 others.
Sadly you are right.
The owner of this doesn’t want you here. Fuck off.
No.
So Old Holborn and the Libertarians are going to be in Trafalgar Square on Sunday to “spectate” at the UK uncut march.
Should be a bloodbath with any luck.
I will get the bat and pads out then!
I didn’t know the Guardian’s offices were in Trafalgar Square.
My father knew a man who borrowed a pair of boots to walk twelve miles in order to vote c*nservative.
That man was wasting his time.
A socialist would have taken a taxi then claimed the cost on benefits.
We’re all middle class c*nservatives with a small c now, don’t ya know?
Unoriginal fake squeaky clean kids
crap so adored by metropolitan urban
and rich socialists. Christ he even had good teeth.
It’s a free country. They can spend as much of their own
money as they want entertaining tribal members.
But Dave, you’d better sort out the BBC.
They’re on a roll and made another big effort today.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4500540.stm
“Thanks to co-conspirators who helped, err, liberate that video from the Guardian website.”
Hope we all helped Guido , Part of the big society ya know
The big society of small brained LibLabCon voters.
We love it!
I love blinkey
Even though he has a little winkie
The Tories say he’s bollocks
That’s a load of rollocks
He’s my Eddie
Gordon’s little Teddy.
I suspect Junior Doctors… Far too much spare time on their hands these days.
Wot! No time for lobbying or lucrative seats on boards.
How can they possibly give their full attention to the job in hand.
I’m straight, so is my bed partner William.
But i am!
He’s called William, and he’s put his wifes intimate records up for public purient speculation to prove otherwise.
Benefits payments will be approx £200 billion in the next financial year.
How much of that is claimed by migrants?
How much of that is claimed by people being paid disability benefit when in fact they could work?!
How much is claimed by Liebore voting scum? No one should be abl eot claim benefits after 2 years.
GET A FUCKING JOB
Choose life. Choose paying taxes for MPs. Choose paying taxes for foreign wars. Choose paying taxes for the EU. Choose paying taxes for the bankers. Choose paying taxes for tax dodging spivs. Choose paying taxes for their Lordships. Choose paying taxes for the BBC.
The choice is yours.
Gordon Gordon Gordon
What a fucking utter moron
He’s the twat from Fife
With a barking mad dozy wife
He’ll bash his bishop and a banker
But the people of England think he’s a wanker
Ah!
There is some talk tonight that mandy is trying to get seif al gad afi to safety in crete.
Apparently he and seif have a bit of a relationship.
Oh I don’t think so sweetie.
mandy and his roshchi lds pals have big money invested with saif across the med.
They aren’t going to lose it!!
They’ll be doing whatever it takes to get him out of there!!
Balls says sorry!
“In Labour’s response to the budget – which will appear on air this evening, Ed Balls will make a clear and unambiguous apology for Labour’s failure to regulate the banks further ahead of the global financial crisis. Balls will say:
“But it was also the fault of governments and central banks –including Britain’s – who did not see the financial crisis coming and should have been tougher in regulating the banks.”
“When the City and the Conservatives called for lighter regulation, we should have ignored them and been tougher still.”
“Every Government in the world got that wrong – and I’d like to say sorry for the part that I and the last Labour government played in that.”
Balls says sorry !!!!
In Labour’s response to the budget – which will app*ar on air this evening, Ed Balls will make a clear and unambiguous apology for Labour’s failure to regulate the banks further ahead of the global financial crisis. Balls will say:
“But it was also the fault of governments and central banks –including Britain’s – who did not see the financial crisis coming and should have been tougher in regulating the banks.”
“When the City and the Conservatives called for lighter regulation, we should have ignored them and been tougher still.”
“Every Government in the world got that wrong – and I’d like to say sorry for the part that I and the last Labour government played in that.”
Here the link :
http://www.labourlist.org/balls-makes-regulation-apology—but-remember-what-the-tories-wa
Here’s a biscuit for you Billy.
You’ve been a good boy.
Time for the mongs to twist their knickers in anticipation of QT.
What about live chat on QT guido?
He’s probably had a few by now, and is ready to hit the road to track down some mindless mong hurling fire extiguishers from rooftops in order to pontificate on those who put the public at danger from youthful follies.
No charge!
Go to Biased BBC. A live QT chat happens there.
Would get banned within 5 secs tho…..
Biassed BBC is a blog Billy.
The prevailing view over there of the BBC..? Well, the clue is in the title.
http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/
But not quite in the same league as Bigotgate.
Oh yes it is, that nasty Sky News lot set our Gordon up the bastards. We at the BBC would NEVER have run the Bigotgate tape, we love Gordon we hate Tories, you must listen to our beloved Radio Labour channel (you know it as 5 live)
We are going to kick up such a fuss over what Clegg said, that wasn’t sneaky that was deserved, Clegg is a twat, he like Dave more than sweet Gordy and Ed big boy Balls.
Look, I’m the first to attack BBC bias but do remember it was the Jeremy Vine show that embarassed the Scotch mong by playing the tape to him AND filmed his reaction at the same time. That day, the BBC helped everyone who hates Labour.
Its still great.
Gordon makes his apology to Jeremy, “it was mistake..i misunderstood her, but i’m sorry…” and vine says “lets play the tape.”
Brown deflates like a man who’s viagra has worn off. You can actually pinpoint the moment he loses the election. That was worth £142.50 alone.
Worth enjoying again.
Yep. Thanks for that.
from 27sec in.
Pfffffftttttttherrrrrrrrrrrrfpppuuuupslofffffffff… plop!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364001/Peter-Mandelson-silent-contact-Prince-Andrew-friend-Jeffrey-Epstein.html
airmilesandy, jeffreyepstein, mandy, seifgad afi, roshchilds, bliar and berlosconni the bunga bunga man….
The foul sewage that claim they are the elite of the med investment agency!!
What an absolute arse!
How could such a person rise to the top of the effluent?
He’s spent most of his life burrowing into shit.
seif, mandy and nate are heavily invested into places like kazakstan with bliar and andy airmiles.
Her Maj needs to do some damage limitation a bit quick to get her family away from this evil bunch!!
Her Maj, and her bastard offspring, need hanging from a yardarm.
Nope she needs to put her 2nd son into the tower and hang bliar, powell and mandy!
Instead of sending no nothing youngsters into Afghanistan to lose a limb or two in her name?
Instead of signing your arse over to Herman Von Rompuy?
I think we should make bliar president, his son chief of the armed forces, his daughter foreign minister and his wife the attorney general!
gad afi would approve!!
I agree with nell.
Not for the easily offended
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/files/2010/09/abbott.jpg
This is worse.
http://www.p*rnhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=533413737
I just threw up in my mouth. I caught a glimpse of Blinky’s Budget response and had to immediately switch over. Even devil worshippers think he’s too evil.
He just reminded me about the VAT cut.
I’d forgotten about that totally pointless tax give-away that worsened the deficit for no gain.
Nice one Eddie. Thanks for the extra £12.5 billion debt.
Hey big nose toilets Maguire is on Sky News with Labour supporter Anna Botting.
Got you hooked though.
FFS says:
March 17, 2011 at 12:51 am
Guido, for the love of donuts, would you pull the plugs on the IP address of the nutbag who posts the same inane drivel on a daily and nightly basis, clogging up the threads by calling everyone tat and repeating the same shit monomaniacally.
Guido Fawkes says:
March 17, 2011 at 12:57 am
He switches IPs. You think we wouldn’t if we could?
ahahahahha
has anyone just seen ed balls on his budget response. sitting in a fucking classromm condescending like a thickie with a speech defect.
what a k unt surely thats the end of him
I’m sure he’s crying all the way to the fees office.
Monotone Mumbo-Jumbo, what a feckin’ huhne!!
Portallo and Brillo will be joined by Chatshow “Make mine a quadruple” Charlie on This Week.
Not again? Can’t they get someone else? Is Teather too busy these days?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1365907/Tony-Blair-Prince-Andrew-mutual-Kazakhstan.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
andy, bliar and his bagman powell, the personal pals of kazakhstan.
Why?
Can only be for the Great Socialist Principle, +++Money+++, can’t it?!!
Err. Isn’t that the capitalist principal?
Used to be.
But the socialists like bliar and mandy hijacked it when they realised it could make them loadsamoney!!
gordon and sarah are currently, frantically trying to tap into the same source of ‘endless wealth without effort’ !!
Or politics, as it’s known.
Well to be quite precise ‘ Labour Politics’
You tell ‘em nell!
Something must have gone wrong with QT’s audience selection. A critical comment against Livingstone by Niall Ferguson was greeted with applause and whooping. Not the usual reaction you’d get on QT.
Good grief! Someone in the audience just said Labour and Ken befriended Gaddafi and released a terrorist, and the audience applauded.
I wonder if heads will roll tomorrow morning for having allowed anti-Labour insurgents into the audience!
Niall is ripping Ken Deadmanstone a new arsehole with the assistance of a non-QT audience
HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED?!!! YOU EITHER BUS THEM IN FROM LABOUR HQ OR FROM A LOCAL COUNCIL ESTATE! THEY MENTIONED LABOUR BEFRIENDED GADDAFI! I’VE HAD LABOUR SCREAMING AT ME ON THE PHONE ALL MORNING!
I’m appalled and so is Dave.
How did that toothy little fucker from a public school Rory Stewart get to be a big gob in Iraq?
Not to worry rageh!
libya is the place to be now.
Oh sorry . Of course you aren’t there are you??!!
Vote for war nell.
I did in Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya.
You know it makes sense.
Well he may have done. I don’t know.
I didn’t.
I’m not even sure we should be in libya.
Fact is we are ; and gad afi and his sons are evil.
So we’d better make sure that we land a blow for the little people like us, who are struggling to survive out there.
And he’d better make sure that we keep our own people safe above all else!
“Well he may have done. I don’t know.”
You don’t know much do you nell?
I suppose mick, like the arrogant bullyballs, you think you know everything.
The truth about life is, the older you get, the more you question, the less you know, the wiser you are.
Tony said Saddam was evil nell. It’s good to see his propaganda works just as well on gullible cretins like yourself when I regurgitate it.
I’d like to know where the Cwappy Wapper was when Labour was privatising the lucrative bits of the NHS and selling them off to their mates? Back then, he was probably at Wada, don’t you know?
That video has the stench of a Trade Union production…
If part of it was filmed in an NHS facility, I hope the producers of the video paid a proper facilities fee. After all, we can’t have people ripping of the NHS, can we?
Perish the thought.
Is the great Arab expert Rory Stewart a bit light on his feet? I have heard that his friends call him ‘Florence of Belgravia’.
What ? Good with colour
Damn and blast.
Couldn’t face a Labour fest so didn’t
bovver. I’ll watch a rerun without sickbag
Send him to the Vet before he breeds – it’s OK it’s called eugenics.
Hooray for the Heir to Blair and another bloody middle eastern quagmire and civil war!!!
++Laughs++
The real heir to blair is militwit.
I don’t think anyone, not even in the labour party, are going to say hooray for him!!
The more we see of bliar , the more we come to understand what a very self-serving, force for evil he was and is!!
That’s why he’s my hero nell.
I can see why you are excited at me copying his Iraq and Afghan quagmires with Libya.
I wonder who’s militwit’s hero?
Could it be …gordon ??!
A question now from some mong who pays for the privilege to keep us all in clover
Soshellizm is de answa 2 everyfink
It sure is, as long as your union is going to pay for your rural manor house and luxury pad in cuba along with all the servants you could ever want.
Not to mention free 5 star hotel accommodation round the world, first class travel and the finest food and wine at all times.
What idiots your union members are to keep providing you with all that from their subs when you give them no benefits or support whatever!!!
David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later
David Cameron revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
David Cameron claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.
Thats Chicken feed compared to Balls and Blair.
“David Cameron claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage.”
So.. he had one mortgage, on a second home, incurred through Parliamentary business, and claimed the interest on it. He had only one mortgage..
And that’s illegal why, exactly?
You tool.
Who paid for that video?
Morons because the’re very clever and not hilarious retards.
Choose your hero : http://eoin-clarke.blogspot.com/2011/03/your-revolutionary-hero.html
Ps Baroness Thatcher is on there
The owner of this site doesn’t want you here. Fuck off.
No-Ball !
I have had a little think.
Now I realise that when I get all annoyed about the Lisbon Treaty it actually wasn’t Cameron who singed it. It was Brown.
I’ve only just noticed that.
So now I’m supporting the coalition. Especially Cameron.
I agree.
I just saw Balls’ non apology. It was dreadful. Dreadful!
I’m voting Lib Dem in future. Labour make me puke.
and look how Gordon reacted.
I’ve also just noticed that it was BROWN who reduced inheritance tax for the richest whilst axing the lowest 10p tax rate for the poorest.
What a chump I’ve been all along. I feel so foolish. I’ll vote more sensibly next time.
Oops! meant to type Cast iron CAMORON. {geddit? Good that innit? Moron. like Piers Moron. Hey has anyone used that before? }
I still hate Brown though. He’s an ugly ponce.
QT is a staged , pointless , fake of a programme , innit ??
See ya .
E xxx .
Can someone please explain why thick northern c u n t z re-elected this piece of shit and why the BBC put her on TV and try to pretend she never stole money off the tax payer.
She gets are arse kicked in this video.
Thieving bitch.
She wont go far in the BBC interviewing Labour MP’s like that.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand a word. Can anybody tell me what the chav monkey boy in the video was on about?
*** Breaking News from the BBC***
Dimblebore is really Chairman Mau Tse Tung, prodding his little red book with a porky finger.
This Week really has gone to the dogs in the past few months. Bad enough that they have Jacqui Smith every other week but to have Blears (in her Elizabeth I guise) now really is taking the piss. And mad Maguire too!
Dredging the barrel.
This Week the show for hasbeens, who’s the other scrag, she’d do better running a grass cutter through her hair or at least a comb.
Just another self-important nobody who thinks it’s edgy to have her friends help her write songs via Twatter. Ooooooo-eeeeee!
Now, This Week and QT, they’re as old as the hills
You’d be better off popping some laxative pills
Every week nothing changes, every week it’s the same
Every week reinforces their conditioning game
Anyone watching This Week happen to know what the f**k has been attached to Blears’ head where her hair used to be?
Haven’t a f**king clue, but here’s hoping it slides down and strangles her.
Look at it closely. It never moves, not so much as one single hair. I suspect it’s either long dead or has had all the flexibility lacquered out of it, precisely to prevent the sliding down death scenario you describe.
More’s the pity.
Mike Graham on Talksport right now is good fun. He’s calling this Saturday’s planned protests is by a “bunch of lefty unwashed sandal wearing Guardianistas” and is asking listeners to call in with their opinions on it.
Didn’t this rapper know that the health industry is a cartel? That’s why we have the NHS. By making health free at the point of delivery, the pharmaceutical companies can sell far more of their drugs. That’s why they want to replicate the system in the USA.
Consumers are more likely to believe the treatment is doing them good, and is well-intentioned, if it’s free. It has been demonstrated that patients consume fully all medicines given to them free, and often don’t consume what they buy.
Alternative medicines and practitioners can be squeezed out. The NHS is entirely safe in the cartel’s hands. Don’t worry. They like a monolithic structure that is totally corrupted to serve the interests of the industry.
They just find new ways to squeeze more profits from the service. By making GPs the decision-takers, they can ensure the weakest link drives more demand their way, and that no one hears of ways that might actually make them well, reducing demand for pharmacy. GPs are given a pharmaceutical training, not a health training. Perfect.
The troughers have started chipping away at the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority, what’s the next expense item to be “relaxed”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12852926
That ‘rap’ was the most buttock clenchingly awful thing I’ve ever seen
A white middle class politico, trying to be a black ghetto kid.
Good grief.
Who wrote it? Ed Balls?
That reminds me: whatever happened to the Black and White Minstrels Show?
Well only 18 million people watched it until the BBC (yes, the same BBC as now) deemed it was unsuitable, so those 18m could not be considered a minority, which is all that really matters:
http://tinyurl.com/6mv2sh
“A white middle class politico, trying to be a black ghetto kid.”
He’s a fucking binman, dumbass.
Just because the production values are better than GuyNews, doesn’t mean he works for the reds.
He’s not a bin man
He’s probably worked as a bin man on his university holidays and now he thinks he’s working class.
I could barely understand a word but formed the overall impression that the producers were happy with the NHS as currently constituted and performing.
There are wonderful and caring doctors in the BMA who are so wedded to impartially representing their colleagues that they fully declare their political affiliations without prompting. In addition pigs have similar aerodynamic attributes to eagles. The BMA is a union nothing more. They attempt to portray themselves as an independent academic organisation with their various health pronouncements. They are nothing of the sort. I speak as a keen observer of their contortions. A current consultant “representative” spent much time on roadshows attempting to sell the previous governments new contract which was rejected by over 60% of the profession. This person neglected to mention that he was an activist working for the re-election of a Labour MP.
It was all within the rules!