Ken’s Kipgate: the Video Evidence
Ken’s office denies it, Chris Bryant says Ken admitted it to him. Today’s biggest story is KipGate. You decide…
Ken’s office denies it, Chris Bryant says Ken admitted it to him. Today’s biggest story is KipGate. You decide…

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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”

Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.




Nah he was just ready the back off his eye lids
Reading even.
They get paid a fortune not to turn up, fall asleep, work for other people and we still have to foot the bill. When is the clean up of politics going to take place Clegg?
This needs to be pushed by the public to their respective MPs that we have had enough of their substandard performance, lack of integrity and lack of accountability.
Right to recall please. Vote UKIP as a protest vote in May and wipe Lie Dems off the map.
+1
Todays timid pale imitation of a Tory budget is excellent news for UKIP.
Blue Labour out.
I’m dreaming of a white christmas.
Just like the one George used to know.
Where the treetops glisten, and children listen.
To hear George blame it on the snow.
Well the poor chap is knocking on a bit, Ronny Reagan used to doze off in the oval office, still Gideon was speaking or was it because he was speaking, Ken Boy has heard it all before many times.
Pointless when you have a totally ineffective Limp Dump of an MP like we do. I’ve noticed mine sitting on the front bench a few times recently.
Talk about delusions of grandeur.
Mine could only dream of a substandard performance as the improvement would be too great.
Checking his eyelids for holes is the usual excuse.
Or Egyptian PE.
Egyptian PE – love that one!
So what?
He was preparing himself for Miliband’s response. Best to sleep when Red Ed pontificates.
According to the 7pm Channel 4 News, the betting shops and online are paying out for Ken’s sleep….
At least Ken turned up for work. Unlike Gordon
class act ken
Well years ago my brother was fired for sleeping on his shift but will the softarse red-faced Blairite Ken Clarke suffer the same fate?
Will he fuck!!!!!!
Yes…but your brother was an airline pilot !
Like Brown he gets paid if he works or if he doesn’t, unlike Brown he was seen in the HOC, kipping maybe but he was there.
Gordon who?
Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.zzzzWhat Budget??!!+#ZZZZzzz zzzz
De bombs + missiles kept me awake all night, zenga zenga, I keeeel them all.
Cock!!!
Sponging c u n t. Bet he got pissed on expenses and is sleeping it off.
Nothing better than an EU whore and I should know!
Chris Bryant? You’re aving a larf
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00606/SNN0609C-280_606908a.jpg
Camp little shit who had a hissy fit and who posted on the internet in skidmarked dirty knickers to attract men.
Note to the c u n t z at the BBC ,STOP letting Liebour c u nt z get away with dodging what they would cut and hoe the fuck do they think that they can keep borrowing £150 billion a yea to find yet more 5 a day wankers in Islington council?
What horrible underpants!
I bet they look like the end of Heathrow airport on the inside, yuk!
The end of Heathrow airport isn’t covered in semen stains, just skid mar.. oh, I see what you mean.
Will you be my new Spadboy?
Euuuuggghh. Too much information.
Ken Clarke has gone down in my estimation. Not for falling asleep – for talking to that arsehole bothering arsehole, Chris Bryant.
WTF’s up with Chris Bryant’s website?
http://www.chrisbryantmp.co.uk/
Looks like it’s been hacked by Yellow Pages. Or is he now providing advertising services for all and sundry?
BBC news interactive:
HIV has doubled in the UK over the last ten years.
According to the Beeb,the majority of this increase is attributed to “men who have sex with other men”
That will be Homosexuals then.
No shit.
Right, as in browned meat
And the wankers from Africa and other assorted immigrants.
+1
+ several!
The BBC also doesn’t want you to know that sodomy is widely practised in Africa as a form of contraception, thus vastly increasing the risk to females.
Remember in the Moozie world a woman is for babies, but a man is for pleasure, I’m sure the men at the BBC also follow that rule.
And they all keep “It” in the family.
The BBC are truly a bunch of evil bastards.
Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC
He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”
He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”
“I’m probably the most pro-BBC Conservative leader there’s ever been!”
“I would never do anything to put the BBC at risk”.
Didn’t know Mandelson was from Africa.
And how are are the population of the Muslamic State of Guidoistan today? Still hating everybody that’s not like them and everything prescribed by the holy text of the Guidr’an as a bit lefty and therefore evil?
And despite catching HIV by ignoring all the high-profile safe-sex advice, there’s never any question of the NHS withholding treatment from fudge-packers, unlike smokers…..the latter of whom at least pay in advance for all their treatment with extortionate excise duties.
Any smoker who is ever declined treatment by any NHS medic should remind them of that convenient anomaly at every opportunity. They’ve no answer.
He was probarly bored, Maybe Geogre got him to listen to him pratice the speech 5000 times?
Not surprised listening to Osborne. Clegg looked like he wanted to hang himself as well!
He can join the residents of Sheffield in that desire.
No Brown to watch his successor’s latest car crash, even Moll Flanders realised the guy was a loser.
He also fell asleep during the Iraq debate
He’s completely slaughtered after a bonhomie breakfast…
He was sat next to Philip Hammond. Enough to send anyone into a coma…
Hammond probably bored him to death talking about the super Big Train Set he’s planning to waste £50Bn on, despoiling the countryside, bringing zero benefits to anyone…….. except all his building and engineering pals, of course. A fact they will all remember every Christmas…….
Because UK should continue on its decline into the 4th world, behind Europe and Asia who have superior transport systems.
Getting across a continent faster by train makes economic sense. Getting to Brum ten minutes earlier (on a good day) at vast expense doesn’t.
Time to send Bilbo to the Grey Havens next door.
Time he buggered off to Europe and stayed there.
Afraid it’s full of Orcs such as Martin and Prescott.
For Orcs, please read Dorks
[Time to send Bilbo to the Grey Havens next door.]
…and he can fall asleep in there.
“What’s become of that red despatch box I gave you, young Georgeo? Do you think I could hold it for one last time?”
Should have said Libyia debate not Iraq debate – doh!
At least he turns up unlike………
At least he remembered to set the alarm to get up and be there – unlike Sir Gordon Brown.
I hope he didn’t wet the bench when he nodded off. It’s all too easy to do at Ken’s age.
Let he who is without sin cast…………………
I had a good breakfast, a good elevenses, a good snack and a good lunch. Needed a power nap.
To dream about closing all the prisons, and letting the little inmates – the little scamps – run free in the big wide world, where you think they belong?
That put me off my tea
Bigot! Where’s my Nokia?
Your Nokia is now an embedded app.
Im not sure who is the more physically repellent, but on a moral level Gordon is
a piece of filth.
Piling up debts to keep his party of deadbeats in power, smearing and bullying anyone less powerful than him, and abandoning the people of Basra to the Jaish Al-Mahdi
Who put me with this comment? Sue I think.
Did you hear my outstanding budget speech today?
Yes, Gordon. Now drink this. It’ll make you feel all happy and sleepy. Then it’ll be bedtime.
BBC Radio Five cu’nt just had the head of Falmouth’s chamber of commerce on who replied to the north eastern ‘reporter’ bint’s question, ‘Youre obviously disappointed by the budget’ with ‘Labour have destroyed the economy’
The north eastern BBC bint couldn’t get him off air before he said it.
Nice one Sir! fuck the BBC and all it’s leftist vermin
That northern slapper is a right thick fuck, I reckon it’s Cheryl Tweedy.
They’re all thick as pigshit
ITV track down Gordon Brown
What is all the javascript on this page doing? I may not have the newest computer in the world but this page sends my CPUs into 100% overdrive and the page hardly scrolls. Turn off Javascript and everything looks the same as most ads etc are flash anyway and just CPUs running at 22%.
Javascript is fucking my screen up as well. Slowed everything down to crawl, even typing posts on here takes two to three times longer than usual – that’s if it’s not freezing my screen altogether. It’s been a nightmare since this Javascript crap appeared. GET IT SORTED GUIDO!!!!
Just remember this image, Georgie boy might not be the best speaker and Ken might nod off but neither of them chew on their fucking snot like this one eyed jock mong.
Folks, free speech is officially dead. The muzbots have the upper hand. Today, it was announced Midsomer producer Brian True-May will step down at the end of the series.
This is now the state of affairs in the UK: Protest and heckle the funerals of dead soldiers, burn poppies, call for the murder of J*ws and gays, and you’ll be defended to the hilt by the MSM and, at worst, get a £50 fine. Say your fictional TV show is a last bastion of Englishness, and your career is over.
Welcome to 21st Century Britain.
The suspended producer of Midsomer Murders is to “step down” after the end of the current series, ITV has said. The show’s production company said Brian True-May had been reinstated after apologising for stating that the serial “wouldn’t work” if it had more diversity. An ITV spokesman welcomed Mr True-May’s apology, adding it was understood he would “step down… at the end of the current production run.”
We shouldn’t be surprised, should we. We’ve all been party to this in one way or another by voting in these showers of shite over the years and sitting on our hands when our freedoms are whittled away.
We all got what we deserved.
They are blind to the fact that they have become the intolerant bigots now.
If someone produced a TV show where EVERYONE in it was a willy woofter do you think the BBC or Guardian would object?
Of course not
I now live in a small market town.Low crime,clean streets and very good community spirit.
The only thing missing is the vibrant multicultural spectrum which London had to offer…thank fuck.
Not to worry tonight’s programme was such rubbish thatthe viewing figures are going to dive down to insignificance from hereon in.
Brian True May is obviously far more in touch with the vast majority of the country than the insular city types who run television.
Who voted these c*unts – of any stripe – back in, year after year? Something about a country getting the government it deserves. I mean the whole country can’t be as thick as Barnsley, can it?
What would Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff do?
Bowl the electorate a googly.
Surley it would be a bouncer:-)
With a lot of spin on it.
Don’t call me Shirley!
Have another tinny.
Budgets are a cure for insomnia. Especially when the larder’s almost bare and you’re shuffling out of date condiments in the hope of inspiration for an obscure and unpalatable recipe.
Or palatable, even. I can do unpalatable with a host of ingredients. Cooking is not my forte.
I fucking hate bitches who can’t cook.
Fail, Get ya own monkier !
I have, fuckweasel
You must have a hell of a low hate threshold. I’m not keen on blokes with a low hate threshold. They tend to be a bit thick and have a small penis.
Wrong on both counts actually, bitch. Why don’t you go and slap a few kids about, more your mark?
Christ you must be microscopic.
I like to sniff Ken Clarke’s underpants when he’s snoozing
“@ns_mehdihasan Put up or shut up. Name a British company going unpunished and illegally evading taxes. You are full of piss and wind.”
The situation we face today is a result of too many people asleep during Gordons(where was he?) reign.
Thats the real crime
The trade deficit is the main problem – not mentioned today at all
I hate people who use other people’s names.
So do I.
And me.
Stop messing with monikers. people won’t know if its real or not.
Of course they will Gary. Its obvious.
This is all getting very boring. Maybe BITCH, the new keyword give away will liven things up.
I’m me right!
Hang on, this is very suspicious.
I cannot fully express my hatred for MPs and their ilk. They are venal, parasitic, corrupt scum
Wet Ken’s been spending too many nights under the bedclothes with his headphones on listening to jazz records. Time for a holiday. A permenant one.
Possibly but who will take his place?
david laws?
Cough 40k cough thief!
Difficulty is Billy, finding a minister of any colour who isn’t a thief!
Baroness Thatcher
If one was pressed…not for one’s self of course..but if one’s colleagues demanded that one put one’s name forward..as it were..well.. a chap is available if asked…
Bill , Am sure you top of thier list
Bless.
Ken knows the economy is in a safe pair of hands and he doesn’t need to keep a watchful eye on the proceedings.
I bet he woke up for that screeching mindless assault that militwit launched 30 mins later.
What was militwit on he sounded like a gad afi rant ?!
It was a really unusual thing for Miliband to have done.
Attacking the government’s record as if they had been in power for ten years, not ten minutes.
A pre scripted, rambling, attack that had little to do with the current situation. Just a nothing better to offer rant from the union-led opposition.
I would have thought Miliband could have done better. I expect that if he had actually written it, instead of Ed Balls, it would have been.
It really wasn’t the sort of professional measured response that a proper leader of the opposition would have given. He simply lacks gravitas and charisma.
His very alarming, odd, agressive, screechy tone must have made even the labour benches cringe.
He isn’t, he really isn’t, a credible leader of the opposition anymore than bullyballs can ever be a credible shadow chancellor.
labour’s a bit like that part of wind in the willows , all in the hands of the brainless, bullying weasels.
Nell, One he is not an elected leader, Two, he had his chance in the Treasury, Three, he has forgotten he helped put us into this position in the first place. Anything he says is purerly hypocritical.
Good. He’s the ideal man to lead the Liebour party into permanent decline.
Long may he “lead”.
*cough* I did much *squeak* much *cough *cough* better. *squeak*
The *cough* public *squeal* loves me.
It was incoherent and badly delivered. And that was the one good line. The rest was woeful – I mean a personal attack about skiing on holiday and snow?
Bless!
nell still has her tongue up Cameron’s arse almost as far as Dave has his tongue up Obama’s arse while he acts as the US poodle in a middle eastern quagmire.
The Heir to Blair is acting just like his hero Tony as usual and nell is delighted to splash about in the blood of dead troops again.
He may not have been there in mind but at least he was there in body which is more than can be said for one Gordon Brown, who is gutless just like his Party
He wasnt sleeping, He was reading the lines to take when doing interviews on micro-film that CCHQ posted in agent Clarke.
noffin’ wrong in havin’ a kip. me an’ the lads do it all the time
Yeh, usually when your playing for England. You did not have to accept the captaincy you fag.
++++Laugh++++
bobcrow on sky just now saying that the cost of our last few days establishing the no-fly zone in libya would have solved our deficit problem!
Not exactly economically literate, these labour folks, are they?
I thought the unions where standing in solidarty with there libyain comrades?
Shut it Nell. A 1p text tax would solve the world’s problems.
An a 1p tweet tax would pay for my poorhardworkingunderpaid members to have gold plated trains to not go to work in.
1p off petrol won’t be wiped out in days!!
it’s a triumph!!!
Ed B: You owe me £50 for the speech Ed.. There was no extra charge for the jokes.
Ed M: That’s Good. Because they were shit.
*cough* The *cough* public *cough* laughs at me *cough* all the *squeak* time.
A triumph, maybe – but what does it herald ?
Triumph Mayflower, but never did!
++++Laugh++++
Everyone knows Wars without end in the middle east don’t cost any money.
I’ll pay for it with my turnips.
Eventually socialists run out of other people’s monikers
I’m wanking in nell’s letterbox screaming at her abour socilaists coz I’m a thick twat.
Anyone got any youtubes
I am so lonely. Maybe I could get a pet?
Not everso funny tat/damian.
Anyone can see that comment never came from me.
So! Very labour ie not credible or believeable.
As credible and believable as rusty Dave the Heir to Blair?
+++LAUGHS++++
Ken Clarke is a fat useless piece of liberal shit. Get rid of him from the cabinet and replace him with somebody who really cares about combating crime and punishing offenders instead of slapping them on their wrists. Clarke has always been an overrated politician. Fooking sleeping – that’s all the clown is fit for (well, apart from drinking himself into a stupor).
I’m available
Ed Miliband kept falling asleep in the Libya debate on Monday. Pity you missed that Guido. Watch on BBC Parliament
I believe that. I also believed Dave on the Lisbon Treaty and that he wouldn’t increase VAT.
Because your a fucking moronic twat Billy, I mean do you actually have a job or social life or do you just spend all day every day posting the same shit over and over again on here?
That wasnt me , No spelling or grammer errors.
Oh , I do have a life i am still at work and have been since 9am this morning, i am working my fuckin arse off to watch the cu-unting politicons steal and piss my money up the fuckin wall!
Chi!! Chi! Chi! Le! Le! Le!
High point of the Year.!- Getting those men out of that mine!!!
Looks like Portugal is going down the swannie , They just rejected austrity measrues, Pm to resign
I’m not worried and neither is Nick. Nick pledged we will win big in the May elections.
bob crow says port ugal is doing exactly the right thing. All it needs to do , according to him, to get out of its debt problem is print money because gordon and bullyballs says that works!!
Oh Shit !!!
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WHACK! Next time…WHACK!…you read the speech I give you! WHACK! Do you understand me?! WHACK! Well, do you, Miliband?! Answer me, boy!
Mr Wuv the mentalist is back for a long night of Yaps.
Yep Mr cut and paste is back , dont bother replying they probarly be deleted later.
Do you actually have a job or social life or do you just spend every day stealing people’s monikers to spout the same inane repetitious shit?
You do realise that by repetitively stalking Billy every day, you only make yourself appear a total mentalist?
Were you asleep, Ken?
More excitement than you ever got with Gordon eh?
point is where’s gordon?
He’s being paid £60k pa to act as mp for kirkcaldy which means representing their interests in the hoc and yet he’s never there. He’s being paid a further (approx) £100k to run his constituency office. Why is that when he is never in parliament?
Then he’s costing about £200k pa for his ex pm security detail and another £150k pa for his ex pm severance package.
£500k plus per annum and what is he doing for it?
Sod all apparently!!
Och the noo! It’s only Ingerlish people’s money. I can waste that all I like! And I will!
Och the nooo!
Is that Maori Gordons speaking there ?
And where was Gordon today?
Sarah is not a has been. Her best friends are TK Rowling and Carlo Sarko.
Oh don’t forget naomi with her blood diamonds!!
Sarah who?
I take it having to read print was never one of your strong points.
How come she can’t spell Backdoor ?
A pale imitation
But I am Tat look at me yap yap yap yap yap yap yap wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….
Talking about,
“the saddest most pathetic and lonely twat in the world”.
One thing puzzles me – after the latest failed attempt to make socialism work within the UK, after 13 long years of total incompetent ‘government’ of failures, corruption, and a complete sell out to those socialist bastards in Europe; how can anyone even hiding behind a false name or three, with tongue firmly in cheek, actually try to defend Labour?
What don’t they understand?
Very astute – Yes stupid – I actually voted for labour once
WAKE UP KEN!
They have dirty Labour bastards in NZ too!
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/9064422/labour-closing-ranks-around-hughes
Do fuck off!
And Gordon, where was Gordon today?
Where do MPs go to work during their working week?
I’ve Never posted this message before Billy. Are you OK?
not real Billy, spelling and grammer perfect, Not me.
It’s that mentalist troll who’s been posting the same crap here since 2009.
whine! whine! whine! whine! whine! whine! whine! whine! whine! whine!
pukey pukey!! puke puke!
Its a mystery, if a tree falls in a forest and there is nobody there that can hear, does it make a sound?
If TAT steals a moniker and nobody can find his real IP address to block him, will he ever be stopped?
Don’t you get it yet? TaT IS Gordon Brown!
But I love Gordon Brown.
That’s 2 off identity thefts.
I finally figured out its not easy to steal anonymous.
Yes it is
Look what I’ve stolen!
I would have thought that being a MEMBER of Parliament had certain duties. Like being a participating MEMBER.
Mind bleach, Gordons member.
I’m hiding away from the Belgium police.
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
If you can’t afford a pet TAT, how about a Tamagotchi ?
Why would someone be so obsessed that, in their opinion, the poster who goes by the name of Billy Bowden lives in New Zee land?
Whether he lives there or not seems to me to be of very little consequence, I would have thought that it’s what he posts that is of interest, not where from or how many times he posts.
This is similar to the typical mind-set of the labour voter, in that it’s not what the labour party DOES, but what they say, that pulls their chain.
I live in NZ too
cats in hats
Hes a total twat
I jiggle my boobs when I’m in bed.
Do you take your glass eye out first?
How many people are keeping an eye out for Gordon?
You ask too many questions.
I hope he’ll step out in front of my car every time I go out for a drive.
Oooh, me too! Aint I nawty?!
In New Zealand ???
Currently watching Jamie’s Dream School and I’m wondering where I can get hold of some piano wire and/or napalm.
init!
‘When I saw the way Kilgore ran HIS war, it made me wonder why the hell they wanted Kurtz dead!’
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Napalm is for pussies. If you’ve got a real infestation of chav immigrunt filth, you need nukes.
That napalm is not only for the pupils.The cwy baby headmaster needs to have some shoved up his arras. Tonight he was cwying and cwying and cwying all because those naughty ikkle boys and girls kept running away and just wouldn’t listen to him. He told us he was a very special headmaster indeed cos when he wus a young boy he had been chucked out of three schools himself.Then a nice lady from the remedial department(more sobs) gave him a chance and told him he wus very bright indeed.
Haha…all they do on this ‘show’ is tell themselves how bwight they are. Jamie is very bwight and the headmaster is very bwight and all the boys and girls are so bwight and so special……..If I was there I’d sew the kids lips together..then we’d get a bit of peace. Nasty sneering Ali Campbell was on again tonight. Then next week we have the pleasure of Cruella Blair.
Liz Taylor RIP
Hopefully some day soon we can also say Ed Balls RNIPYEC (Rest Not In Peace You Evil C*nt)
You’re once…twice…three times a paid beard.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-12837769
A 92-year-old Florida woman is in custody after police said she fired shots at a neighbour who refused to give in to her demands for a kiss.
Police said Helen Staudinger, of Fort McCoy, went next door to visit her neighbour, 53-year-old Dwight Bettner, and grew angry when he would not give her a kiss.
She then allegedly fired four rounds into Bettner’s house from a semi-automatic pistol, shattering a window. No-one was hurt in the incident.
I like it coz its funneeee! Wheeeee!
Do you have a job?
I’m tat! I claim JSA! Yap yap yap yap! Wheeeee!
Chingrinner could still be PM
chingrinner? – you ARE talking about balls then??
Could be PM??!!!
Well he has as much chance of that as gad afi has to become the Head of the UN!!
stop taking the cough linctus Nell you’re losing the plot….since when was chingrinner a reference to balls…get a grip woman
That’s militwit’s and balls view of london then?!!
Too much English spoken. Too much white skin.
This will be corrected, post 2015.
I’m wanking furiously over Gordon. He give’s me the horn.
I know the feeling.
Don’t cry, tat! Don’t cwy!!!
Cripple brain tat promised his mummy he wouldn’t cwy!
Didn’t you? Cripple-head?
++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO RIMMING THE HOUSING BENEFIT CHEAT DAVID CAMERON AND THE CRACKHEAD GIDEON OSBORNE++TOP BOY DECIDES TO START HIS OWN BLOG++TAT IS NOT INTERESTED IN WHORING HIMSELF TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HIS ONLY CONCERN IS DOG RAPING NOT MONEY GRUBBING AND ACCESS WHORING LIKE GUIDO++THICK AS THIEVES BLOG WILL BE THE ONLY LABOUR DOG RAPING BLOG WORTH READING++GOING LIVE SOON++WATCH THIS SPACE++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO AND HIS TORY MATES STEALING ALL MY IDEAS ANYWAY++WITHOUT CONTRIBUTORS LIKE TOP BOY THIS PLACE IS NO BETTER THAN CONSERVATIVEFOAM INNIT++YOU HAVE QU33RED YOUR OWN PITCH GUIDO++WHAT A MUG++
Bye bye Cripple.
Try not to cry. Your brain’s crippled, but you mustn’t cry! You promised mummy.
Didn’t you? Cripple.
tat’s having a hissy fit again. Awwwww…. poor tattyboy
tat’s having a hissy fit again. Awwwww…. poor tattyboy
My second music video tonight eloquently shows the torturous repetitive sounds that echoing in my head when I forget to take my lithium on time.
I’m the one with the guitar : )
Sleep-tight, cripple tat.
Sleep tight.
Don’t cwy. Your brain’s crippled, utterly, fucked to oblivion. But don’t cwy!
Cripple.
Are you going to run away crying again tat ?
Don’t cwy tat. Your brain’s crippled, utterly, fucked to oblivion tat but don’t cwy.
Run run runaway again tat, but don’t cwy baby tat don’t cwy.
Oh great, the name thief’s back.
I prefer the ‘thief’. You are one boring c u n t!
Be fair to the man, Osborne gave one of the dullest speeches for years. On top of that it was a nothing budget for many and a negative budget for the poor, disabled, sick and elderly.
Why are all women in Nu Liebore so fucking ugly? That Angela Eagle looks like a cross between Hattie Hatemen and Ed Testicles wife
Continuing with the shit/poopoo/anal theme tonight I’d like to present my third music video offering, one I feel Mark Oaten would enjoy as much as me.
Is that what you get up to in New Zee land Billy Bumhire ?
Where can I get me a boy and some dope for the night?
William Hague of course.
Outed Marxist commenting on the budget on Newsnight at the moment.
Apologies, for Marxist read Trotskyist
You mean the one Dave hired. LOL
Fuck off Tat and stop stealing my moniker you thieving c’unt!
Hang him!!!
That witch Eagle is a feckin liar, it’s unbelievable the crap she’s speaking, it’s as if she and the rest of the Liebour tossers wern’t destroying the country for the last 13 years.
Is she (A. Eagle) a fan of Colin Bell a la 1970′s ? Dead ringer. Same hairstyle. Even wore his cup final suit . Bet she understands offside.
But Colin Bell had creativity, talent, skill, vision and could turn a match round. Even the most fanatical Scottish football fans knew this; but Eagle is only fit for use as door stopper or draft excluder.
I’m a tree.
I’m a gay.
I’m wanking furiously over a picture of Willy Hague’s shiny bald head at the moment!
Arrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg oh oh oh ohhhhhh!!!
Or should that be “I am atree”?
http://order-order.com/2011/03/17/kinnock-supports-yes-to-avpockets-103000-in-fees-from-electronic-voting-lobbyists/#comment-900400
Hang him !!
What is wrong with Ken having a kip? It is better to recognise that people have times when they feel flat. It is better to have a short snooze and wake up refreshed than to try and strain through it and die early through stress (Can’t imagine Ken doing that!) I have been having a short kip after lunch for three decades now.
having watched the first part (of 3) watched the second part of BBC4s ‘Secret World of Whitehall’ last night (scheduled late for obvious public scrutiny and acclaim no doubt!)
looks at role of Cabinet Office and the unelected mandarins and advisors that inhabit it. Main core of communication through government. Powerful roles played out with plenty of ‘dash’ between civil servants, permanent secretaries and PMs chosen, unelected advisors.
NOT ONCE WERE THE PUBLIC, TAXPAYERS, ELECTORATE, THOSE WHO PAY THEIR WAGES MENTIONED. THESE PEOPLE ARE UNELECTED, GENERALLY COME VIA OXBRIDGE/ ESTABLISHMENT AND ARE TOTALLY UNACCOUNTABLE TO THE PUBLIC. IN SOME WAYS ARE UNACCOUNTABLE TO MINISTERS.
Where’s the DEMOCRACY?
He’s not kipping, he’s resting his eyes
Face it, you arsefaced old c***, look to the future – no more kipping and/or talking shite in the House Commons for you!
Look forward to a new world of f***ing foul smelling ointments, incontinence pads, endless conversations about the young of today and spending most of your f***ing days in your dressing gown and Hush Puppies watching Jeremy Kyle argue with chavs!
You’re getting old, and no one deserved to get old more than you, you rank overripe arsehole!
Kipgate? KIPGATE? KIPGATE?
What the hell was he doing in Birmingham? It could not keep the great Karren Brady who had to return to the bright lights of London.
A spokesman for Mr Clarke dismissed the allegation, telling the Press Association: “Of course he didn’t fall asleep.”
But bookmaker Ladbrokes said it would pay out on bets at 16/1 that Mr Clarke would drop off during the Chancellor’s speech.
Press Association
Clarke is just a drunken bum who is mostly sozzled much of the time – hence his gout! He’s a most overrated politician who thinks he can win support by playing the clown. He is a liabilty of the Thatcher era and should be dismissed as soon as possible.