Teaching Standards Are Slipping
When he’s not running a football club or advising Bank of America, part-time MP David Miliband teaches politics to the students of Haverstock School in Chalk Farm. He apparently “taught the theory/practice of ministerial accountability this morning.” No doubt without a trace of irony.
As a minister Miliband was hardly the most loyal of servants to his Primus Inter Pares. Triggering various leadership crises and letting his disdain be well-known. Presumably that’s the practice part of the lesson.
Miliband’s less than exemplary record in government has even come under attack from William Hague. Finding his recently lacking quick wit, Hague quips about being Foreign Secretary to this month’s Total Politics; “this isn’t a launch pad to one day be leader again, which, I think must be a great distraction, and has been for some of my predecessors.” Miaow.
and look at Sunderlands form, another Jonah?
To describe the mackems as a “football club” is heresy. Even Sepp Blatter would be ashamed of such abuse of language.
Ah yes- Sunderland!
I’m MP for Sunderland – at least I think I am……erm…
Ah,well- never mind. I’ll just return to counting my cash!
Ker-ching!!!!
No mate. You are a MACKEM BASTARD yet the good people of Middlebrough still vote for you as one of their own. It is one thing sticking a red rosette on a donkey, but on a mackem FFS. I despair.
Dishy the good people of Middlesboro once mistake a monkey for a Frenchman ? What is less well known is that they stuck a red rosette on it and elected it to Parliament.
No that was Hartlepool.
Well informed posters in abundance tonight, what?
Ah yes- Middlesbrough! THAT’S my constituency.
Thanks for reminding me. I’ll just continue to avoid the place- as always!
Ker-ching!!!!
Welcome, Invisible Man! Your intellectual superiority is better retained outside the borough where it may continue to keep you in your Parisian apartment luxury to which you have become accustomed. Rest assured, there are droves of class warriors who will defend your lifestyle to the death… much like those “volunteer” human shields protecting His Highness, Comrade Gadfly of Tripolees.
Oh come on. dear boy!
Paris or Middlesbrough? I think we both know which the majority of people (ie those who are sane) would choose.
I’m very happy with my choice- especially as I continue to be elected as MP for Middlesbrough!
Nice work if you can get it. Not that I actually do any work, of course!
Ker-ching!!!!
I’ve never been to Middlesborough. But I have to say, paris is shit.
In fact theres a facebook site called “paris makes me shit”.
Mr Sockpuppet, if Paris makes you shit then Middlesbrough will give you dysentry!
And that’s why you’ll never find me there!
But I’ll certainly keep collecting the cash!
Ker-ching!!!!
You must visit Crazy Horse when you goto Paris. Middlesborough has nothing like it!
Sir Stuart, I thought you were still stuck up Gordon Brown’s anus. Were you removed privately or on the NHS.
Thought you’d all benefit from a bit of variety;here try this.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7Se7iswAanA/ScpOEilvV_I/AAAAAAAAGaE/R9C93pnNrIc/s1600-h/navelgazing.jpg
Lovely, and easy to find!, navels to gaze at the Crazy Horse Paris!
Not just the Horse from what I can see on here.
Soon I’ll be Labour leader! Just a matter of time before Eddie fucks up! OK, fucks up more than usual. And then I’ll make my move. I’ll be cack! I mean, I’ll be back! Oh wait, I was right first time.
You approve of my torture, my friend , I not keeeel you !
Excellent. But you mind not keeling your own people too, Mummra?
Yes, you will be leader. And you will also fail.
Oh no you won’t. I shall keep Little Ed in power until the last possible moment, then when something goes badly wrong I shall doff the Mask of Friendship, stab the poor little weed in the back and shout “Aha! The World is Mine!!!”
Oi Ed, you should have had 3 Archers tha’s bin done old cock, £500 missing
“David Chaytor’s appeal says sentence failed to take account of the “public vilification in the media, and particularly in the blogosphere.”"
So will Andy Coulson use this defence as well against the Guardian?
When’s that fat lazy union c unt Devine getting sentenced?
You forgot “stupid”, “bullying”, “fraudulent” and “mendacious”
This week in Midsomer Shankings, Detective Barnaby will investigate a gang related shooting. After arresting a suspect, Jamal Ibrahim, Barnaby is sent to Diversity Training to learn never to harass innocent people from certain backgrounds.
fan-cy that
repetitive twat
Can’t be repeated enough. The guilty need silence, they will have none.
Violence is part of certain rich diverse cultures, and who are we to impose our western-imperialist values on these people, whose cultures are every bit as equal to ours, if not more so?
…and every bit as violent.
When is he covering the subject matters relating to rendition? The positive & negative aspects of the AV? Ethical foreign policy?
The theory and practice are miles apart.
Ironically, it’s largely Labour ministers who have seperated the two.
Miliband should be in Hauge anyway!
He probably is, frequently.
Meanwhile, Blair should be in the Hague.
I’m thinking of standing for the Labour leadership again.
You will always be my leader, my hero, my husband
Oh please do – it will be even better than Ed Balls succeeding Milibean
I wouldn’t stand for that if I were you.
He’s another gutless socialist. Didn’t even the balls to knife Brown properly. Socialists never take a tough decision if they can get away with throwing money at a problem
Undeniably a coward and a chancer. Good socialist material.
And always Taxpayer money, the thieving b*rstards!
Mind you, the cu’nt couldn’t have been anymore leftist, lazy, up is own arse-ole, and thick as pigshit as the usual teaching staff at that shit-ole skhool for the offspring of deadbeats.
So that was a plus for the specimens of Averstock skool, wannit
Fook off ya coo’nt that coo’nt new words and shit
Closit tory coon’t if yer ask me like
Who would you rather shag, the delicious Kate Silverton from BBC News, or old tree trunk legs, Sarah Beard?
Kate: http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/raiseyourgame/images/446×251/kate_silverton_446x251.jpg
Magda: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01091/fashion-graphics-2_1091826a.jpg
Sarah Jane Mee from sky news
Phwoooar! Good choice, Billy!
http://img.youtube.com/vi/ZR5QBO3lwwM/0.jpg
She has “Unbelievable tekkers!”
She looks startled as if the cameraman had just got his cock out.
Andy Gray and Richard Keys were behind the camara.
“The startled expression of somebody whose finger has just gone through the toilet paper”
anon
A more refined pose:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/sarah-jane-mee-2010-victory-ball-benefit-help-0d65oc.jpg
Banana boy.
Radio Five Cu’nt have been excelling themselves today, inviting lefty cu’nts on to say ‘that Gaddafi, e’s usin weapons e got from Britain aint e’
‘The ipocrisy stinks dunnit’
Clearly none of the lefty vermin either ‘workin’ at Five Live or phoning in can identify Soviet made Main battle tanks, Self propelled guns, Katyusha platforms, artillery pieces, SA-8 ‘Gecko’ SAM systems, 14, 23 & 57mm Anti aircraft artillery, Sukhoi SU22 & 24 aircraft, nor even AK47′s.
Why is England so infested with lefty vermin
As for this self regarding, wankstain Millibend, fuck im
I rests me case
Fucking liar. You know very well they bought some
wood from us once. Don’t you forget that plastic neither.
“Ethical Foreign Policy”, was that not one of Tony Bliar’s early pronouncements?
It’s amazing as the lefties have been selling them weapons for the last thriteen years. Of course this has been denied. What about Blair kissing Gaddafi, oh no he didn’t, never, never, never.
Why was Bob Ainsworth being asked for his opinion on Libya earlier on BBC News? Bob Jobsworth was one of the most ineffectual and inept defence secretaries we’ve ever had.
They seem to be building a case against “the war”. I was watching BBC World and was struggling to understand why most of the emphasis was on what Gaddaffy’s sharp suited henchmen were saying and repeating at nauseum what the Egyptian president elect ..ahem.. the leader of the Arab League.. said in one moment of electioneering.
Agreed. A very hostile questioning this morning by some Indian woman presenter (whose name I can never catch as she always gabbles it) against a rather mild mannered professor from a well regarded American university. Happily, he let her chunter on and stuck to his guns (ie that she was talking out of her rear end and actually had no idea what response her questions were meant to elicit, or indeed if whether she actually understood what was written on the paper on her desk). I could do better than that for 100k a year.
He was and remains one of the most boring MPs ever. Bob “you know” Anusworth.
I thought he was taking over from Andrew Marr. Sunday morning socialism with Davy Fuckwit.
Not another leftie for the BBC.
always find room for a small one
my highlight of the day ……. at around 11.30 am this morning, after coming out of the gents, I helped someone who had passed out in the mini Waitrose at Cardiff Gate Service station – strange, he kept shouting “for coffee?”
No, the exact call was ‘Me for tea, you for-coffee Gordon’
it was not me who made the smell in mini Waitrose
it was a Tory Truck Driver called Nigel who made the dump the cubicle
He still would have been a better leader than Ed though.
William Hague has recovered his moojob,
moomin, minkewhale, oh got his confidence back
and grown a thicker skin.
“Primus Inter Pares”
What does this mean? I dont know french.
It’s De Gaulle’s vain boast after the liberation of Paris.
Primus Inter Pares. – ‘First into Paris’.
The Yanks, Brits and Canadians had to hide around the corner for the newsreel.
cheers
The ‘s’ has fallen out of the middle. It’s the name of an international company who service stoves.
H’ackcherly, it means camping stoves bury over-ripe fruit, according to my first year Latin primer
I’m sure the schoolchildren of South Shields will be delighted to hear that.
I and all my chums are delighted. We will jolly well have a topping midnight feast to celebrate.
This site wants a final solution for David Miliband that’s like waterboarding and child abuse, makes it look it’s run by the K K K and reduces health and safety to the point of killing workers.
No need for that last one: all our work-related fatalities have been offshored, along with the profits. It’s a bit like the Guardian, if truth be told.
Best bit is the reference to the Blairs at 1:14.
Very good. He’s had a lot of surgery, hasn’t he. Went a bit berzerk with the botox.
Yes, I tittered a bit.
Why us this piss-brained Hunt receiving his salary as an MP ? Should be thrown out , together with fuck-brain Brown.
And the 648 other MPs.
Hang em all!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2011/03/cherie.jpg
God, she’s ugly.
http://shallowthinking.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/catherine-ashton.jpg
Ugly? she’s God!
I’m spending a couple of nights in The Hague.
They’ll never get me there.
We know politicons are thieves and liars , Why cant they be honest about it?
Once they start being honest, Bill, they get sent to jail. They’re not good at being honest. Any of ‘em.
what kind of schooll has Mr. Millibean as any kind of teacher? i wouldn’t leave him in charge of a whelk stall.
They don’t need any qualifications. They’re politicians, which means they can do anything they like – whether they’re any good at it or not.
Well, certainly not a school of thought, that’s for sure.
John Terry – puke.
100!