Blinky Ball’s Mystery £7,000
Labour’s response to the budget tomorrow will no doubt include how out of touch Osborne is, and how only Labour understand the squeezed middle. Guido wonders how many of that squeezed middle have seven grand to pay into the bank on an idle Tuesday. No such worry for Ed Balls, who Guido sees was doing exactly that in NatWest on Victoria Street at around 10 o’clock this morning.
Saw @EdBallsMP paying £7,000 into NatWest on Victoria Street at around 10 o’clock this morning. Tax saving ISA before April 5?—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) March 22, 2011
Legal fees Shadow Chancellor?
Hang him!
By his genitals.
Nope. There’s a Toyota tow-hitch in Mogadishu with his name on it.
Connected, initially, to his genitals.
With a backup rope to his newly-pierced nipples. Then, a third backup rope to hooks in the soft part of his hands, between thumb and forefinger (Labour’s beloved socialist paradise of North Korea uses this trick). And a final backup rope to his ankles.
Plus a rope for Ms Cooper.
TOP THREE BBC NEWSREADERS FOR A GANG BANG !
(1) Lovely Lips – Kate Silverton (with her glasses on!)
(2) Dorty Whore – Susanna Reid
(3) Blonde Totty with Legs – Emily !
Beat that for a line-up !!
Sophie Raworth
Fiona Bruce
Martha Kearney
Caroline Hawley
I believe this would make an awesome eightsome
Noel Edmonds
Maggie Philbin
John Craven
You disgusting scum.
Who says he’s got any?
I told the BBC that if Labour were still in power, I’d have had the economy back on track by this summer.
July?
Yes, of course I did.
Claps
Get to work you lazy bastard, the mice are pissing all over Dave’s muesli.
Balls is an obnoxious, slimey, two-faced, overweight, corrupt crook…Simples!!!
Nah – you must be missing something. He’s worse than that.
I am the Shallow Chancer, NOT the Shadow Chancellor.
Shallow indeed and a thick turd to boot. I heard Balls banging on the other day how the UK should introduce a low rate of VAT of 5% on Home improvements. What complete and utter Tosh. VAT is a european wide tax. our masters in Brussels allow it to be called different things in different countries but it all adheres to the same rules. They would never give the UK a derivation to apply a 5% rate on DIY. Balls knows this, the dogs on the street know it. He is a lying Turd!!!
DEROGATION not ‘derivation’ – and you’re right they wouldn’t forego taxing us,
You might be right? Anyway it pretty much amounts to the same thing. Later on Balls started piping up about how UK financial services such as Pensions provision had to compete on a world stage. Even more ignorance. You have to be a UK resident to take out a Personal pension in the UK. Foreigners could purchase an annuity here. However why would they If you’re an American male annuity rates in any EU country are soon set to be lower than what could be obtained in other countries ( Due to the absurd ECJ ruling) In short Balls has not got a Fuc***g clue what he is talking about!!!!
He paid in SEVEN GRAND ?? That’s my dinner money.
What no me
We need to know, Guido, did he have it in a brown envelope?
Doesn’t £7k have to be declared by the bank for possible money laundering?
Not sure. We got taken over and my share options were worth 37K. I don’t remember the bank enquiring where this sudden largesse came from.
The MD got 2 million for his options. Perhaps the bank might have been a little more interested in that.
The Banks are legally obliged to make a suspicious activity (SARS) report to the Police only in cases when there is unusual activity involving a large sum of money through an account. Judging by the large amounts of income both Balls claim on their second home allowances £7000 is a mere pittance to them and such deposits are probably not uncommon. Isn’t Socialism Wonderful.
It’s probably the sponsorship money he receives from Optrex.
I’m sure he convinced them that it’s far more convenient to give it to him in a brown envelope!
It’s the last of his Smith Institute Backsheesh that he has been hiding. He’s trying to dribble it into his account for quite a while now…
Seriously Guido? Paid in? I’d have thought all his parliamentary expenses and suchlike would be settled by Direct Debit.
Where’s he getting 7,000 in cheques and/or cash from?
Is a bank clerk breaking a confidence? That’s a bit naughty.
It is. But then it’s the conspiracy of silence that allowed the c*unts to destroy the entire UK economy in the first place.
+1
And they wanted to know every fucking penny everyone else had, where they got it from and where it was going, so fuck them if they want any privacy!
And they wanted you to carry an ID card so you’d have to produce your ‘authorisation’ any time you wanted to conduct practically any transaction either. For your own safety you understand. Voluntarily.
C*UNTS.
Needn’t be a bank clerk – could have been someone else in the queue. Just doing their civic duty.
Be a bit hard to count cash or see a cheque from the queue?
Strongly suspect bank clerk. Not sure I approve, even for Balls.
I heartily approve if it was 7,000 in cash.
Why the barstards have been spying us for years
If it was a clerk he/she needs to be careful ‘cos Balls could easily complain. Would be some awkward questions at least.
Just add another job loss to Balls’ tally?
I agree. The receipt will bear the till stamp id of the cashier who received the credit.If it’s cash it will also be recorded through their Till Terminal which will bear their uniqur personal id and will also be traceable through every department of the bank with each member of staff having a unique id number which is recorded against anyone who processed it.It should be pretty easy for any Bank Auditor to find out if anybody has broken their terms of employment.Merely by interviewing all staff involved should discover that in a few minutes.
I have no time for Balls personally but this is a breach of trust if it involves a bank employee and not to be condoned
but this is a breach of trust
What about Balls’ breach of trust when he, along with Brown, totally destroyed the UK economy. You know, ran up an additional 800bn quid of debt while proclaiming their ‘prudence’. That breach of trust.
Ned Balls? Breach of trust? He can go and fuck himself.
It could have been anyone in the branch not just the teller (sic).
As I said – it needn’t have been a member of staff. It could have been a customer standing at the next till, who looked over and saw. It could have been anyone.
Agreed. This is more meaningless piffle, Guido. Where’s the LibidoDem scandal story you promised?A
The queue must have been gypping, the smell of shit like Blinky would be overpowering!
Not only that but it is “gross misconduct” under their “Contract of Employment” and a sackable offence…or it was in my days in the bank…whatever your political views the rule of confidentiality is a basic condition of employemnt in any bank
Which is why I said nothing while Brown and Balls were plundering and destroying the UK economy.
I agree, Till. We use banks as well, remember?
It didn’t come from the cashier.. it was someone in the queue who overheard.
The real surprise in this story is that someone in the queue saw Balls paying £7K into a bank and.. didn’t lynch Balls.
Cash or cheques Guido?
Cheques might be his and Yvettes weekly expenses cheques. But cash….
Ah guido – thanks for that update – trolls can stop hanging a cashier… or two
now then we looking for Natwest (thats rbs folks) customer, probably with internet savvu (they talk to guido) and we can triangulate mobile phones and nail the sucker……
Good to know balls uses the bank he busted and now owns….
Cashier posing as customer? How does Guido know?
OK – it doesn’t matter.
anyone think mr osbourne would like the £7k deposit for a joke or two…
We are all in it togeher – feeling the pain – except the shadow chancellor who can deposit £7000 the day before budget…. how strange
a quiet day to drop bad news ….
If another customer overheard the amount, it was almost certainly cash. When paying in a cheque the amount is never said, but when paying in cash, you tell the cashier how much and they count it and confirm it.
And more to the point, why was Balls doing it in person? Get some flunkie to do it, and intern or summat.
British banks today are squalid, dirty,
noisy, uncivilised, chimp tea party dumps
lacking any privacy whatever.
That’s what the Banks want. Noticed how the banking halls of almost every High Street Bank have changed? Cashiers tills have decreased considerably, and the self-service payment machines have doubled in numbers. They don’t want you taking up the cashier’s time, they want you to serve yourself. Saves them having to employ loads of people, and you can just go in and deposit your money – that’s what they want!
Easy peasy money for old rope.
They don’t want you to have money, full stop. Nasty, dirty, bothersome stuff.
Electronic transactions is where their at. More control by the state and less bother and fewer employes for the bank (ie MORE profit) and none of those awful bank roberies, the ones that are done TOO them I’m talking about. Theveing Cunwnts.
Agreed, practically every bank I go into these days, has piped music trying to soothe us all. It makes them all seem so tacky and desperate, but whenever I complain ( last time it was because Tom Jones was giving it his everything) they always say its because head office decrees it.
It’s this week’s ‘expenses’ instalment!
It’s a simple matter to transfer funds between ones own savings accounts and current account online, it’s called online banking.
In readies or expenses cheques ??
Hang on Guido, I thought his landlord was sueing him for 2k , Why would you pay more in legal fees than you are being sued for, I supose its typcal Ed Balls judgement, Pay 7k to lose a cased that you only owed 2k in ? Is Balls bonkers?
Pfft. Costs £7k to have the landlord properly assasinated, fool. I’M EEDDD BAWWWWLLLLZ.
Less than that in London these days old boy.
PFI dear boy.
Cash?, cheque? drawer?
If cash we should report this, as he may be on the take, and can offer no reasonable reason for having such a large sum of money.
Unless he was paying into a Court Account to settle his landlord’s dispute
Balls cannot claim to represent the working class, the squeezed middle classes or even the midly affluent. 2 Shadow Cabinet salaries plus all those loverley expenses plus travelling, groceries that the pair jointly claim, he’s getting more than poor ole Georgie Osborne.
….and a pension to die for.
With a bit of luck he’ll be dead before he collects it.
He’s probably opened an ISA cos he’s got wind of what’s going to happen in the Budget. :0)
ISA is tax avoidence , What would Polly say?
“Put the kettle on”?
unless he bullied Ed Miliband to pay for his legal fees, As a socailist it is always someone elses money.
So Billy, whose money are you pissing up the wall when you’re posting on here every 5 minutes when you should be working?
Billy is in the library staying dry.
Is it his winnings from the ‘how hypocritical can Ed Miliband be on Libya’ sweep?
It was Labour who squeezed the middle class into near non existence into the first place and now they are claiming to understand the same squeezed middle?
Its about a credible defense as a battered wife hears from her abusive husband; ‘ooooooh I won’t beat you black and blue next time love, I promise, I only do it you know because I love you’
Seven grand, nothing to these boys, gone in the blink of an eye!
I found it down the back of the sofa.
For that, I get an entire, no-holds barred weekend with Yvette.
She would have you in a Boston crab in no time at all!!
lol
She can sit on my fce if she wants too
looks like gove’s big bull dyke of a “missus”
For seven grand? Blimey, she’s cheap!
The legal fees should be deducted from his salary. He has the luxury of a well paid job which he is underqualified for. He should stop money grubbing from poor people. Bad economics!
It’s from his Dad, Gordon to buy some gold back!
Typical Gordon , Sell low , buy high.
Yeah, using £7k to buy back £1k’s worth of gold.
Pah. A bargain. What about Brown using 5bn quid of tax-payers money to underwrite his 65K job representing the fuckwits of Cowdenbeath. When he can be bothered.
Moscuvite Gold
The immoral earnings of Labour parteh hoes?
The last Labour government was living in fantasy land, throwing money around as if it grew on trees, and landed us in this mess. Some on the left have begun to realise this. Alas, in Ed Balls I see no signs of repentance for the calamity he helped bring about, and not even the merest hint that he might now understand the error of his former ways. If granted another chance at running the economy, he will clearly make the same mistakes again and again, leaving others to clear up the mess each time.
Ed Balls still doesn’t get it. He’s the one who is out of touch.
Spot on!
Labour sill cannot take the blame for the mess THEY created. Blame it on someone else is their m o.
balls blames torries/libdems for opposing his banking reforms…?
which turned out to be too soft and thus should be opposed… ?
a laughable rant that tries to rewrite history in his own words…….
No doubt £7k into an ISA.
However he’s not really in touch is he? How many people actually have a spare £7k?
Ah possible. Is the end of the tax year, after all.
Yes, £7k in cash isn’t usual for most people.
after a good weekend pimping yvette perhaps
Yeah, maybe. But how did he raise the other £6,995?
Maybe it was the yearly takings?
Still leaves £6,740 unaccounted for.
Thats me stumped then
Er, wouldn’t most financially savvy people have the alloted amount of money in an ISA at the beginning of the tax year to maximise gains?
Maybe he does it every Tuesday?
Ed Balls
Edwin Balls
Eddy Balls
Edward Balls
etc…
Edith Balls
Edwina Balls
No Balls at all
He’s probably only just got his expenses through.
7 grand is over the cash ISA limit. He could have paid it into both kinds of ISA, I suppose. OTOH you’d have thought that anyone with a ministerial salary would pay into an ISA at the beginning of the financial year, not the end.
Anyone with any sense that is, so that immediately rules out the Testicular One.
While queueing at my bank, I saw a minister paying in a cheque for £14 billion of UK taxpayer funds made out in favour of the European Union. Apparently this is a practice that has gone on for many years despite the EU having accounts that the auditors will not approve.
Either a criminal conspiracy is going on or the EU is full of fuckwits…..you decide.
Don’t compare us to those c u n t z in the EU
Why can’t we compare? The EUSSR have their accounts cooked so much they have not been signed off for over 10 years. Here in the UK, the Office of National Statistics have been cooking the UK’s books for years, aided and abetted by the Bank of England who are also cooking the books.
The UK is just like the EUSSR = corrupt.
Perhaps he’s making a donation to Comic Relief after Gordon Brown’s heroic appearance on the cult BBC show.
Maybe not.
The BBC actor hired to play the part of Al Megrahi, in their new production of “Don’t Cry for Me Libya”, has just died.
Balls has been trying to guess Osborne’s popular choices so he can claim them as his own. “That’s what we would do..but not that..not any cuts…”
Osborne could have a decent dig in his speech at Balls about the £7k. If he was so minded?
It would help if it were true though. Plus there’s deliberate ambiguity in the story. It’s written to suggest that Ned was paying in a couple of envelopes full of loose fivers but he might have just been, as others have said, opening an ISA.
That said, Ned is hardly looking at the ‘big picture’ if he’s worried about saving the tax on 7,000 quid – currently paying about 3%. What’s that at 40% tax? 7,000 x 3% = 210 quid. Tax on that about eighty quid. For a couple on over half a million quid a year it’s hardly worth the paperwork and hassle.
Suspect was cash because then he would have to say “there’s £7k” and be over heard. A cheque speaks for itself.
Suspiciously round number?
Leaving it a bit late to pay into an ISA isn’t he?
When I said he was opening an ISA, I was being facetious.
I think Ed and Yvette have probably got better places to stash their dosh.
“Balls has been trying to guess Osborne’s popular choices so he can claim them as his own. “That’s what we would do..but not that..not any cuts…”
At the start of his budget speech Osborne should spend at least 15 minutes setting out in detail how NuLiebour landed us in this unholy mess, as there seem to be plenty of people who are in deep, deep denial – and we are not talking just Liebour MPs here either. The people who voted for them, in the face of the most overwhelming odds, also have a great deal to answer for. With an economic situation like ours it is a complete mystery to me why they were not annihilated at the GE, and then lynched in the street for good measure.
Such was the extent of their financial crimes we should ensure that generations to come will never be in any doubt why we are sliding down the world rankings of anything that is worthwhile, and why their standard of living is as bad as it will inevitably be.
I’m sure it was payment for a worthy working class socialist thing, like school fees, last minute ski holiday, new Volvo or perhaps a new pony for Tarquin and Camilla
Actually it was a down payment for research into a new alternative energy concept, very hush-hush at the moment, but I don’t think he’ll mind me telling you that a lot of hot air is involved.
When Balls makes an ‘Investment’ is it not really a cut? The bank had better do an audit,as they will probably find they end up £7k short
Cash for questions?
Watch for mention of special interest groups in his Parliamentary speeches.
That’s the Liebour party moving Gaddafi’s money around for him.
I see Libya Operation “Save Hague’s Career” isn’t going too well….LOL
Whats Op called – Dunno
Who’s in charge – Dunno
Whats our Goal – Dunno
How much is it costing – Dunno
No one has the appetite for this…. so keep at it
Question 3:
£3,000,000 every 24 hours.
Vanity wars for “nearly elected” Prime Ministers do not come cheap.
Blue Labour out.
Cost of Libya skirmish to UK taxpayers.
What the fuck has this got to do with Balls’ unaccounted £7,000 dosh being slipped into an account?
Where did he get it from, is the question, not Hague’s career?
Why cash – that’s the question?
Any business transactions or personal ‘moving about’ would be cheques. Why does he need to be messing about with large amounts of cash?
Chinese whispers time. There’s no mention of it being cash in the story. And Guido’s not saying despite being asked for clarification. Probably because he knows it wasn’t cash but, as others have suggested, an ISA payment.
It’s just a teaser.
Tax evasion, usually.
You should be more concerned with what awful crap Gidders is about to dump upon us all.
Furthermore Gidders comes across as a jumped up little Na*zi. He is really quite creepy.
Look, just be grateful you haven’t got the Maximum Imbecile or Balls up there explaining how they’ll be forced to print another 200bn quid this year to pay the public service again.
Is this Gidders the one who has said there’ll be no new tax rises or ‘cuts’?
I’m the middle and no-one’s squeezed me yet.
The squeezed middle are the only suckers left with any real money if you think about it.
The millionaire Tony Blair’s got money. So have the Leftie millionaires John Prescott, Polly Toynbee, Alan Rusbridger, Kevin Maguire, Sean Woodward, Mark Thompson. As Denis Healey would say “Squeeze them till the pips squeak”.
But it won’t be the likes of them what get squeezed.
…don’t forget those purveyors of total c*ntitude, The Kinnocks.
Big Ed has more confidence in the solvency of NatWest bank than I have. Isn’t it owned by the state-subsidised, porage-gobbling losers at RBS?
What’s porage?
Its Nigel Porage, head of the euroscecptic Scottish independence party.
Backsheesh, init.
It might have been a bail bond fee.
Sleazy, slimy, crooked c unt. I fucking hate Ed Balls. I fucking hope he gets cancer and dies a slow agonising death.
Everytime i try and launder money i always set the washing temp wrong.
Do you have paralysed hands, Billy? Would explain a lot.
I reckon Bowden is really Stephen Hawking.
…or a dyslexic Dalek.
fucker. If only we had known Balls was on the street carrying 7 grand around with him, what a flash mob that could have been.
“Give me my money back you thieving bastard!”
Standards at the bar have deteriorated, I see.
Well quite! Have you seen “Silks” on the BBC? The quality of the applicants dear boy….
Don’t be so howwible about me. I’m a man of utmost integwity and pwobity. The landlowd is a howwible Towy who’s twying to besmiwch my good chawactew.
Anyone want Ed Balls pin number ?
I insist upon knowing where this money was stolen, before we hang him. Such monies in cash is definitely to be referred to plod for investigation of source. So plod could have leaked story.
Most banks are scared shitless of ‘regulations’ concerning suspicious sums.Any and all sums in the hands of balls are suspicious.
Hanging is a fine method to persuade not to re-offend.
It looks like the cash limit is £10k, so this particular drug deal will not register.
Whenever I see Blinky’s ugly fucking mug, I just wish someone would get the same revenge a character in Pulp Fiction planned: “I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe hittin ni**ers to go to work on homeboy here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear that?! I’m gonna get medieval on yo ass!”
But the cash ISA allowance is £5100.
I would have thought a tory (even a shaggy one) would know that you can deposit more than that much cash into a stocks ‘n shares ISA and hold it there for a short period (while not earning interest) for the purpose of purchasing said stocks ‘n shares.
I don’t know her name but the BBC news presenter on right now is yummy.
That’ll be ‘granny tits’ Maitless showing her legs off!
‘Granny Tilts’ indeed. She must be really pissed off that the first pic of her that comes up on Google images is that horrendous sight, pissed, with tits like roofers’ nailbags…..
For crying out loud !
Can’t an MP pay off his credit card balance in full without Guido assuming the worst ?
Thank heavens Ed Balls didn’t deposit his dosh in one of Lord Ashcroft’s bank’s in the Cayman Islands
ASHCROFT!!!
PIES!!!
Doesn’t Balls know how to do an electronic balance transfer?
Excellent Chancellor-material. Not.
Bit like another Chancellor we had that didn’t know Northern Rock were handing out 125% mortgages.
Or Birmingham and Midshires or….
Like Labour Lord Paul you mean? At least Ashcroft never saw the need to claim expenses from the tax-payer. Unlike Billionaire Lord Paul.
I cannot remember labour complaining about Lord Paul’s ‘corruption’ though?
Balls has no concept of paying any debts off.
I remember when I could lay my hands on 7K in cash anytime I might have needed it. Didn’t think it was a lot either.
However, after 13 years of economic genocide from labour, I would have a great deal of difficulty laying my hands on 700. I could probably just about manage 70 at the moment.
they’re all out of touch
if any mps are reading – fuck off your lying cheating bastard scum
If any MPs can read, they’re overqualified for the job.
You’ve got to give him credit for doing so well for himself. Without postal votes he would not have been reelected (he had a majority of just over 900 in a consitutency in which 10,000 votes were ov the postal, i.e. labour machine, variety) .
For the next election Balls needs either another constituency (will the other Ed try and get rid of him?) or AV.
For the next election Balls is going to need –
a) Body armour
b) Personal security
c) A fuckin’ miracle
Deputy chief constable of Wiltshire police found dead. Death comes before results of an internal investigation.
Paramilitary wing of the Labour Party loses another member.
Investigation into what?
He liked buttons.
Investigation into what? Sex, drugs, or corruption?
I’m sure the allegations were groundless, that’s why he killed himself.
A non-PC PC becomes a victim of PC.
OT
BBC names and shames those who failed to support our glorious war of liberation in Libya…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12816279
Notice the Maximum Imbecile is not listed as absent or abstained so must have supported the latest idiocy. Figures. Wherever idiocy is at large he won’t be far from the scene.
Oh dear, my MP (Simon Kirby, Con, majority: a laughable 1,328) voted in favour.
Another reason not to vote for him.
Would you accept a cheque from Balls? Thought not
I wouldn’t be seen anywhere near a Nat West bank……..
I bank with Belize Bank,I’m not stupid.
You’re too stupid to think-up your own moniker.
Let’s look at the evidence:
It was probably cash because with a cheque he wouldn’t have to say “£7k” and be overheard. Also, he paid it in early, probably wanting to avoid carrying £7k round in his pocket all day.
He probably travelled down from the constituency yesterday so today is the first chance he got this week.
Was there a constituency or party ‘do’ last weekend which raised the cash? But then why is he paying it in rather than somebody from the local party?
You seem to be assuming he paid it into a bank in London.
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I have the answer!!
Balls’s share of this £250k bank raid –
http://tinyurl.com/6gk4par
So much for the Japanese bearing their misfortune stoicallly and in good order.
Whatever next ??
Former Liberal Democrat MP Mark Oaten, who quit parliament after cheating on his wife with a rent boy, has taken a job promoting the fur trade.
Mr Oaten, 47, is now the chief executive of the Surrey based International Fur Trade Federation that promotes the industry and gives it a “factual image”.
The move was today branded a “disgrace” by anti-fur pressure group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta
Gives ‘do bears shit in the woods’ an interesting twist.
shouldn’t that be “international rough trade federation”?
Sorry to digress but it’s just been on the news. Midsomer Murders is to get its first ethnic – a Pakistani terrorist who blows up the parish council members.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01849/160311-MATT-web_1849474a.gif
Sorry to digress but it’s just been on the news. Midsomer Murders is to get its first ethnic – a coffee coloured terrorist who blows up the parish council members.
Nice to see the Klan are still thriving. I suppose the site will soon have links to noose-making courses and weekend sprees on how to build your own burning cross.
That’s right, cos those BASTARDS who object to being dismembered on public transport are all waycists! Boo fucking hoo, you pathetic brainwash victim.
He’s going to be trained by the CIA in Indonesia, have a job created for him in the area and then allowed to immigrate no questions asked.
Then, when he has done for the parsih council declared Midsomer independent, the SAS are going to fly in and help him kill the local police. Then, Cast-Iron Dave will declare that the guy is being repressed by Bergerac, and will declare a no-fly-zone that pretends to protect civilians, but is designed to take Bergerac out and kill a load of civilains into the bargains.
Meanwhile, a lot of very stupid conservatroid robot people will wet their pants and declare the war-mongering, arms selling, Quisling criminal Dave a hero.
..and the spin-off could be Midsomer Mecca. No white people in it at all, and a Jih*d against the local corner shop for selling sausages.
EXCELLENT!
That Greening is holding her own against the socialists
Before all the right-wing Conmen and women start pointing the finger at Labour, let’s not forget that our glorious PM, Citizen Dave, the people’s toff is banking £4,000 a week whilst thousands serve out their redundancy notices. It’s a hard life for some.
What your socailist hero Kinnock, Blair, How much is Bob Crow on?
Yawn. The false left/right paradigm and all the subsequent bickering is soooooo 20th Century. Did it occur to any of you that the country is so crap because they are ALL a bunch of gangsters. Or do you just like being a slave?
Less than Citizen Dave, the people’s toff that’s for sure.
he is banking less than half that if he pays tax….
Tax? Errrr…….
Still more that the 2.5m unemployed
A up! tetanus is a bit annoyed that Tory mps getting money when some of the public sector non jobs get their notices! OK tinnitus where’s the out pouring of bile against the labour and union lot as well? we wouldn’t want you to be a hypocrite now would we ?
No problem .. you show me your’s and I’ll show you mine.
a bit like ickle ole hazel blears who managed to find 13k to wave for the cameras when she needed it.
Up The Workers x (can someone pass the Bolly)
She needs to be put in the ducking stool. Ideally a one way dunk.
Well Peter works for Lazards now……
Lunch time!
The £7k is a “thank you” from Fred Goodwin, nudge, nudge, know what I mean.
Oh by the way Ed Balls is a fat turd.
Since 30 December 2002, a customs officer or a constable may seize cash at the borders or inland if he has reasonable grounds for suspecting that the cash is recoverable property or intended for use in unlawful conduct and if the sum seized is in excess of a minimum amount (S294 POCA). This exercise of power is subject to a Code of Conduct. The minimum amount was originally £10,000, but was subsequently reduced to £5,000 on 16 March 2004. On 31 July 2006, the minimum amount was further reduced to £1,000.
From http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/h_to_k/investigative_powers_and_cash_siezure – purely FYI
A thousand quid in cash is deemed a figure you have to ‘prove’ came from a legal source?
C*UNTS.
a grand is only a round of drinks
“reasonable grounds” are required.
‘reasonable grounds’ is meaningless.
What is your experience in these matters jgm 2 ?
You seem to speak with such certainty about these legal concepts. I can assure you from many years experience that “reasonable grounds” requires solid justification. Are you just making things up to suit your pre conceived prejudices or are your comments based on actual real life experience?
I ended poo and flush!
Right now, Theresa May announcing plan to cut number of foreign students. About time. And she’s wearing a pretty snazzy outfit too, even if it does look like it’s from Star Trek.
Can you see any Klingons?
Balls, balls, Libya, labia….. it is all just getting too much !!
TOP THREE BBC NEWSREADERS FOR A GANG BANG !
(1) Lovely Lips – Kate Silverton (with her glasses on!)
(2) Dorty Whore – Susanna Reid
(3) Blonde Totty with Legs – Emily !
Beat that for a line-up !
Kate does it for me
She also didnt get a pair of lips like that from sucking oranges
What about Lucy the weather girl on ITV’s Daybreak. Yum, yum!
Emily’s got saggy tits.
Yeah….kate looks like a porn queen!!
PHWOAR! I agree that is a great list to make you want to wrestle your taut trouser snake!
Balderdash!
Ed balls is a man of the highest integrity
A titan in the field of economics
Does the taxman know?
Yvette Cooper has just been spouting her usual drivel in parliament. She is a disgrace.
She is fucking gorgeous, and I would felch her all day long.
Balls makes the village idiot look like a genius.
Ed Balls is not human!
…..who had a dump in the gents at Cardiff Gate Service Station around 11.30am this morning and managed to stink the whole place out, you could smell it in mini Waitrose
I believe the culprit was rushed to Cardiff Hospital A&E.
Sue I think.
OT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12776418
Hague giving it ‘Our crisis is bigger and better and more important than your crisis…
15:57…Speaking in London, at the Times CEO Africa Summit, he said: “We are only in the early stages of what is happening in North Africa and the Middle East. It is already set to overtake the 2008 financial crisis and 9/11 as the most important development of the early 21st century
OT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12776418
Hague giving it ‘Our crisis is bigger and better and more important than your crisis…
15:57…Sp**king in London, at the Times CEO Africa Summit, he said: “We are only in the early stages of what is happening in North Africa and the Middle East. It is already set to overtake the 2008 financial crisis and 9/11 as the most important development of the early 21st century
I’m minded to think that John Bercow would make an excellent toilet brush.
Four disgusting words below.
John Terry England Captain.
It’s a disgrace, mind you so is the standard of England’s football.
If our footballers were half as good at scoring goals as they are scoring with slappers we’d be World Cup winners every 4 years.
Not many news outlets covering den dover
http://www.theparliament.com/latest-news/article/newsarticle/former-mep-faces-judgement-day-in-ecj-hearing/
big surprise – you’ve seen one cun t, you’ve seen them all
If he has illegally claimed over £500,000 in expenses, it should be made public. We have a right to know where OUR money is being spent.
I fear we are in the post graveyard Mrs bag.
Its been in the news. about 64 grand of it went on BMWs for his wife and daugther.
I’m out of the country at the moment, so not heard about it.
Scandalous! I hope the bastard gets nailed to the wall.
Nobody cares because it was Euromoney. Ie it was already wasted. He can’t be prosecuted for wasting it twice.
That would be my defence.
in accordance with money laundering legislation brought in by labour…
Balls: I’d like to deposit £7000
Cashier: Stole it did you sir?
Balls: No
Cashier: proceeds of stolen goods sir?
Balls: No
Cashier: drugs sales?
Balls: No ….. do I look like a criminal?
bless him maybe he was donating to comic relief?
Amazing what you find down the back of the sofa… seven grand is small change for Balls.