March 14th, 2011

Red Ed Should Learn To Never Say Never

Ed Miliband asked the audience to be the judge on how he is doing so far when he appeared on Boulton & Co this lunchtime. With classic sound-bites such as “I can’t make a promise no, because I’m not going to make … I’m not going to make a promise I can’t keep… I’m not, I’m not going to make promises now four and a half years beyond election…” it wasn’t a great pitch. Prezza-lite articulation aside, it seems Ed has dug himself into a hole.

Boulton pushed him on whether Labour would use their proposed extended bank levy to reverse Child Benefit:

“Yeah sure.  I, I mean I, we’ve, we’ve never said, look we’ve never said that we would use the bankers’ levy for that”

Oh really Ed… Are you sure?

Let’s rewind five months to The Politics Show on the 10th October last year:

“If we can get more for example from the banks in a higher bank levy, to protect ordinary families, like on Child Benefit… we should do so.”

The video evidence is here. Saying “we’ve never said” over and over again won’t make it true Ed.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Poor old Ed , Is he a socaist or does he believe in captialisim?

    • 7
      AC1 says:

      Why in a crowded country, are we subsidizing the results of sex?

      Would it not make more sense to charge parents for the costs their decision to have children have on others?

      • 105
        Anonymous says:

        It’s part of our immigration policy. Us tory traitors know what we are doing. we have been traitors for a long time, even before Heath.

      • 298
        Twinscrew says:

        you can say that again

    • 16

      Miliband doesn’t have Balls’, straight to camera, no smirking, liar face.

      Ed Balls has always had Liarbility written all over him.

      • 76
        jgm2 says:

        I agree with George Osborne who said-

        “The near-collapse of the British banking system more than two years ago still generates today deep feelings of anger and cries for retribution. I understand that, for the link between risk and reward that underpins our free market was completely broken.”

        “Bankers who had made the most catastrophic mistakes walked away with huge payouts and pensions”

        • 85
          The Sleeper says:

          Mister Cuttee Pastee returns with yet another quote that he hasn’t posted a hundred times before, this time using someone else’s moniker.

          I hope this bloke gets paid for posting such shite because I can think of no other reason for doing it.

        • 95
          jgm2 says:

          jgm2 6:17 = fake
          jgm2 6:20 = fake

          I am the real jgm2. I wish it to be known that I am a twat too!

        • 99
          tatspotting says:

          The last part is correct tat, the other stuff is bollocks. You are too stupid to realise that you stand out like Bulldogs Bollocks.

        • 131
          Bruce says:

          It’s either cottaging or cruising round the bins..

        • 176
          jgm2 says:


          Works every fucking time.



        • 180
          tatmong says:

          I’m tat! I’m a mong!! Yap yap yap yap! Whheeeeeeee!

      • 88
        Cynical Old Man says:

        The two Eds create policy according to the days events, headlines, current populist bandwagon, or the awkward questions put to them and then pitching them to the prejudices of whichever audience is listening to them.

        It proves they haven’t an original thought in either of their heads.

        Here’s a slogan they can use for free :- “BANKRUPT IDEAS, BANKRUPT BRITAIN, BANKRUPT LABOUR!”

        Should look quite good on a poster.

    • 24
      Filthy Lucre says:

      I thought Bollock Ed had banned Red Ed and the shadow cabinet from talking about money.

      • 168
        Eds Balls says:

        I don’t have the information to be able to make accurate statements on the economy I told you that on the telly today. Duh !

    • 84
      Anonymous says:

      Ed was well rattled by Boulton, he was shouting like a madman on occasions.

    • 94
      Red Balls says:

      He’s as confused a Hague

    • 115
      Anonymong says:

      The BBC are to appoint an actual Trotskyite as the editor of question time:

    • 128
      Up sh1t creek says:

      The get together showed that two Ed’s are not better than one.

      • 191
        My Vote Never Counts says:

        The two Eds, they truly are the Stan and Ollie of politics.

        Stanley: You know, Ollie, I been thinkin’!
        Oliver: What about?
        Stanley: Well, if we caught our own fish, then we wouldn’t have to pay for it and whoever we sold it to, it would be clear profit.
        Oliver: Tell me that again!
        Stanley: Well, if we caught our own fish, then the people we sold it to wouldn’t have to pay for it, the profit would go to the fish…
        Oliver: That’s a pretty smart thought!

    • 171
      Cassandra King says:

      Hey, when Clegg gets kidnapped by his own grateful constituents Ed Milliband could become deputy PM, Dave & Ed would get on like a house on fire. They have so much in common plus they wouldnt have to stump the ransom for Clegg, its a win win isnt it? Dave & Ed could make up even whackier post democratic wheezes and have lots of fun together.

    • 256
      Anonymous says:

      Don’t you have a LIFE??
      You SADDO!

    • 302
      Andrew says:

      Labour are 9 points ahead in the polls , Ed must be doing something correct.

  2. 2
    Stepney says:

    Arse. Elbow. Knowing the difference before becoming a political leader.


  3. 3
    one word nigel says:


  4. 4
    AngryEnglishJon says:

    As Art_Li says on twitter Balls…”Does what it says on the tin”. Mili & Balls. Funniest double act since Hitler & Himmler

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband says:


    And you can quote me.

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway the state should not pay you to breed, If you cant afford kids then dont have em!!!!

  7. 8
    Ed says:

    Thtop taking the pith out of my, pleathe! It’th not fair! I will be your prime minithter one day!

    • 36
      Gooey Blob says:

      That’th eathy for you to thay.

      You know, it alwayth theemed to me to be unnethetharily cruel that the word lithp thould contain the letter “eth”.

  8. 9
    Frederick Badloss says:

    I am a wanker.

  9. 10
    Bobg says:

    You’re awfully frightened of what the Eds are going to do aren’t you? Just picking up on little discrepancies might make you feel better. Like whistling in the dark. You knownin your heart that the chances of a majority Tory govt recede daily ( if dave couldn’t manage it against hopeless Gordy under the circumstances then what chance up against miliband?). It’s goodbye Tory time. And sooner than most of your posters think when the perfidious Libdems get to work. There’s no doubt camerons only chance is to go to the country early and soon or face being wiped out by miliband and whoever succeeds cleggy.

    • 15
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


      Not a chance, Besides this country cant afford another attempt at Socailisim.

      • 64
        you miss the point says:

        The whole of the South is frightened of Labour. That is why
        they won’t win.

    • 17
      Blue Labour out says:

      Hopefully UKIP will take up the millions of disgruntled voters if Call me Dave does go early.

      What good has the tripartite of tossers system done for the UK?

    • 22

      You must be a genuine labour supporter. The ability to take the data and then draw a 100% incorrect conclusion is in your DNA.

      * IF the Tories were fearful of Miliband why would they hold an election now? For what gain? None of the ‘other side of the cuts’ electoral bribery spending would have come through.

      *IF they fear the perfidious Libdems would seek to split the coalition then they would be annihilated, as you, and they , well know.
      So they can’t, even if they wanted to.

    • 23
      Mike Hunt says:


      No, Fucking terrified that these lying cunts may get their hands back on the nation’s finances.

      • 32

        Quite frightened of the shadow budget.

        “We shall raise some taxes and cut some other taxes.”

        - Even the BBC asked them “Why? What would that do?”

        Jeremy Vine is still waiting for an answer.

        • 155
          Dick the Prick says:

          It’s a fair fucking question if ever I heard one! On the 700th edition of the Sky at Night there was Sir Pat, Chris Lintott, Brian Cox and Sir Martin Rees on and an 8 year old kid had sent a question in and they all looked around the room with a ‘fucked if I know expression’. Err…seem to have lost my thread…

          • Anonymous says:

            The question was why is light affected by gravity when it has no mass. I to was astonished that they didn’t have the answer. As I understand it it is not so much light or even falling bodies which are affected but rather the space in which the light/ bodies are moving is distorted by gravity. In lights case this appears to show it being bent , so it’s got nothing to do with whether Light has a mass or not.

            That’s why everything falls at the same rate in a gravitational field since the mass of the objects are irrelevant.

            Gallileo showed this and Einstein explained this in his theory of Gravity which is as we have said due to the distortion of the fabric of space itself in a gravitational field.
            Now why the fuck didn’t any of these experts sY that?

          • AC1 says:

            Only BBC program worth watching.

          • Dick the Prick says:

            The thing that tickled me was the complete and utter absence of ego, of bullshit, of trying to cobble together a definitive answer when they were engaging in speculation. These lads & lasses are undeniably at the top of their game, and that game requires serious dilligence and through that they were perfectly happy saying ‘we don’t really know kid’. If dumb bastards like Ed Milliband (or, to be fair, any of the stupid fucks who claim to govern us) had any semblance of that level of personal respect then we’d hear that answer much more often.

          • misterned says:

            Watching Brian Cox on ‘Something for the Weekend’ I was very heartened to hear him say that nothing in science is correct and the purpose of science is to disprove everything. IF something cannot be falsified, it is considered to be true, for now, but to be scientifically valid, it must be falsifiable. He also clarified his take on the “global warming” situation, stating that there are a wide range of opinion and although the overwhelming scientific evidence is that CO2 is a greenhouse gas and that increasing that gas in the atmosphere will warm the planet, currently models vary and the effect in our atmosphere according to some people is mild and not a problem, whereas other’s think it will be catastrophic.

    • 38
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      To be honest I am shit scared of Ed balls and his tea boy along with the unions and all the other vicious, nasty, petty minded cun’ts in the liebore party getting back in power. We just managed to scrape by without the unbeliveable nightmare of our entire lives being shared between the state and global coporations with the inposition of the identity (chip) card. Which in Lord Of the Rings Terms would have been the ‘One ring to bring us all togeather and in the darkness bind us’. Quite apart from any thing else.

      So yes, I’m scared, but not for the reasons your likely to be thinking, because if Herr balls and that lot get back in it will be curtains for England this time for sure.

    • 58
      capt apollo says:

      when will you bloody lefties learn? tax and spend only works up to a point and if you breeze past that point at a rate of knots spending on your every dream of “public services” etc then borrow to make up the difference the nations economy is stuffed! For proof of this look around!
      Government spending is NOT the same as the economy, that is economics basics or 101 as the yanks say for Christ sake learn it!

      • 135
        AC1 says:

        Government spending Is the opposite of the economy, as bureaucrats will allocate for themselves rather than the demand caused by the people who earned it.

        i.e. Government is a cost on the economy. Big Government = Low Wealth.

    • 75

      What was it like on Uranus when you last visited?

    • 297
      Phil says:

      You avoid the fact that Labour spent 13 years gerrymandering constitutencies,
      importing millions of foreigners with a vested benefit interest in supporting Labour and and worst of all Third world ballot rigging of postal votes.
      Based on the last election if Labour had won with the same votes the tories got they would have had a majority of 60 FFS.

    • 303
      Andrew says:

      Hear Hear !!

  10. 11
    streamfisher says:

    Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

  11. 12
    Richard Timney says:

    This week I will be mainly watching Lick My Bootyhole 9.

    • 51
      streamfisher says:

      Paid for this time by the BBC (i.e us again) watching Jaquies research material for prog.

      • 60

        I missed the show but the follow up days burble concluded with her saying..

        Some women and man do it because they like it.
        Some don’t have much choice.
        Some are druggies.
        Some are not.

        Pretty amazing stuff.

  12. 13
    red/yellow/blue = all the same says:

    They are all wankers.

    I watched V again last night. When the whole place goes up at the end of the film it makes me feel proud to be English.

  13. 14
    Tachybaptus says:

    I didn’t even recognise him from that picture. He looks old, fat and bald.

    • 35
      Steve Miliband says:

      And weird

      • 98
        Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

        He’s got that sort of desert look about his mooie, mother milliband didn’t have an ahab come into her life at some time did she?

    • 91
      The Sleeper says:

      He has the sort of profile me old dad used to do with his hand shadows: the alsation; the duck; the flying bird and the weird old man.

  14. 19
    The Beast Of Belsen says:

    The Juice are such good looking people arent they?

  15. 20
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Isnt this a u-turn after Ed Miliband meet with some bankers and city types other day?

  16. 21
    (Right) Charlie says:

    That gayer Labour MP Chris Bryant, you know, the one that posted pictures of himself in his underwear on the internet for children to see, well he’s a fine upstanding fellow isn’t he?

  17. 25
    Stephanie Flanders says:

    There he goes telling lies again, that’s why I dumped Ted. And Ed.

  18. 26
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Not a good advert for Stephanie Flanders’s choice of boyfriends.

    • 200
      Must get a pseudonym one day says:

      It’s a price she was prepared to pay to land a sinecure at the BBC – what’s a few Double-Ed blow-jobs against a BBC pension pot ?

  19. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang Balls!!!

  20. 30
    Shameless Balls says:

    “Ed Balls slammed for playing Japan card in Tory attack”

    • 44
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      He’s made of exactly the same nasty stuff as brown:

      • 53
        Damian McBride says:

        I’d say a different sort of nasty stuff. Gordon is stark raving bonkers, Balls is pure demented malice.

        • 92
          Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

          True, I s’pose what I was getting at was more general, both are shit.

    • 52
      Aunt Hilda says:

      edbutnoballs can always be counted on to stoop as low as it takes to score a cheap point…his arrogance shows no bounds.

    • 86
      The Sleeper says:

      This sort of thing yellow belly thing should be nipped in the bud.

    • 192
      Mr Slater-San's Parrot says:


  21. 31
    SocialGhism says:

    So Ed, you’ve used the 50/50 lifeline 6 times in two minutes. You can either ask the audience or phone a friend – that guy with the dagger? He’s your friend?

  22. 34
    Steve Miliband says:

    All over the fucking shop as they say in Doncaster

    • 47
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      In Australia they say: all over the place like a mad woman’s shit.

  23. 37
    Tacitus says:

    Red Ed? Oh how I wish. The reality is that Ed Miliband is fast becoming a political liability and arguably one of the worst moves the party has ever made. If trends continue, the government will give the next election to Labour on a plate …. and Ed Miliband will lose it.

    A real tragedy for those of us who believe in Labour values.

    • 40
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      You had 13 years of power to create your socailist utpoia , The country cant afford it anymore!

      • 61
        Labour Fabian Arsemonkey says:

        Give us another chance, we didn’t totally destroy everything last time around. We need just one more try.

        • 68
          Voter in northern Labour shithole says:

          Eee bah gum! That sounds reeet good to me! Even though you did nowt in 13 years, I know it was all Facher’s foolt! I’ll votes for youse again!

      • 121
        Tacitus says:

        If Blair’s leadership was ‘socialist utopia’ then give me hell. I doubt Blair even knows how to spell socialism, let alone practice it!

        • 152
          AC1 says:

          Blair and Brown were true Socialists (in the historical sense that this is what happens every time a marxist is in power).

          1/ Special Favours for politically Connected.
          2/ Special Housing for Party members (Key workers)
          3/ Cronyism.
          4/ Has laws that “don’t apply” to Top party members.
          5/ Run out of other peoples money (deficit spending)
          6/ Some people have “more equality” than others…
          7/ Wealth destruction.
          8/ People pretend to work (pity the state doesn’t pretend to pay them).
          9/ Attacks on free-speech
          10/ Attacks on freedom of association.

          • Famines and Firing Squads. says:

            And if allowed to continue always results in the end game of Famines and Firing Squads.

          • AC1 says:

            Well Marxism is 100% effective at destroying comparative advantage and thus the economy…

            From the inception of State slavery it’s going to be all downhill as the infrastructure of demand fulfillment gradually decays..

    • 48
      not a goggle eyed fukwit says:

      labour values buahahahaha are you serious?????

    • 49
      Mike Hunt says:

      but the party didn’t elect him, their financiers did.

    • 54
      Aunt Hilda says:

      the labour party and a sense of values ….. worlds apart.

    • 57
      Labour are the nasty party says:

      Labour values? You mean these values:
      D*mien Mc*ride’s smear campaign
      10p a week extra for pensioners
      Selling off our gold reserves
      Raiding private pensions
      Smearing train crash survivors
      Dodgy dossiers
      Sucking Bush’s cock
      Fraudulent postal votes
      Borrowing till the economy imploded
      Letting the banks run riot
      Knighting Fred the Shred
      Losing millions of people’s personal data
      Cash for peerages
      Dodgy donations from the M*ttals, H*ndujas, E*clestone
      Helping get Megarhi released
      Cosying up to Gaddafi

      I could go on but by the time I finished, it would be time for the 3015 general election.

      • 67

        I know the list is a long one but you should mention starting wars and not funding the troops to fight in them.

        • 69
          Gordon Brown, sitting on his potty says:

          I gave the troops all they wanted, bigot!! You are bigot! Very bigoty, Mr Bigot!

          • General Dannatt disagrees.

            The general complained that troops fighting in Afghanistan are paid less than traffic wardens while their families in Britain are living in “appalling” housing.

            so you refused to promote him, as convention.

            Gordon Brown has blocked General Sir Richard Dannatt, the head of the army, from being promoted to lead the armed forces because of his repeated calls for better pay and conditions for servicemen, senior Whitehall sources have disclosed.

    • 62
      Eeu to me says:

      After 13 years of Labour values, I really don’t think the country can take any more, it’s not looking too good for rusty and his values.

    • 82

      Don’t know how far back your memory goes, Tacitus, but your lot also basked in the glories of the leaderships of Michael Foot and Neil Kinnock. Miliband will make it a triumvirate of those who managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

  24. 41

    Do you think a real red would help?

    • 55
      Fabians are Evil says:

      Gordon Brown, Mandy, Blair are only the latest Bastards to shit into the ‘gene pool’ of the labour party so it’s now well and truly within Labour’s DNA.

      Result = a creature that is incompetent, corrupt, lazy, dishonest, power crazed, and incapable of telling the truth – if I was religious I would seriously consider that Satan himself was within that bunch of idiots.

      Satan? yes! – just look at the economic and social damage unleashed upon the UK, the day to day evil being unleashed upon the streets and within the homes of dysfunctional ‘families’, the political ‘war’ on marriage.

      Yep Labour are truly the agents of the Devil himself

      • 216
        George Bernard Shaws Final Solution. says:

        To be fair to the Fabians , when they advocated genocide they did at least say it should be done humanely.

      • 277
        The big D says:

        Pity this didn’t get air time in 1997. It might have saved a lot of subsequent pain.

  25. 42
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I still prime minister? No one here will tell me.

  26. 43
    not a goggle eyed fukwit says:

    i saw ballbag on dp and just wonder how these thickos manage to get theses jobs and why we stand for such ridiculous behaviour,its time we told these lot to fuck off and get some real people back into politics

  27. 45
    Balls in Beefburgers says:

    I met Ed Millibland last week and he said he was going to levy a bonus tax on bankers to pay for free street parties for everyone on the day of the Royal Wedding.

    My sister met him the week before that and he said he was going to buy a free vibrator for every woman in Britain with a levy on bankers.

    My mother met him last month and he said he’d buy a set of solid gold false teeth for every pensioner in the UK with the bonus tax on bankers.

  28. 46
    Lord Snooty says:

    Ditch the Socialist Utopia ideal and get real. We have a Chavtopian society! Hurrah!

  29. 50
    What global warming? says:

    When will winter end?

  30. 56

    Ed Balls statement.

    ” ..and we are in no way being populist when we say that this money..this tax that we will extract from the evil,evil,horridy bankers, will be used to pay for a wide range of essential projects.

    For example this £2 billion will allow.. Commissioning a second series of Downton Abbey. The funding of Radio 6 and Asian network. Some more bandwidth for Mumsnet. A little squeaky bone for your dog, or a tingly ball if you like cats. An App that means someone will phone in sick for you.
    A parking ticket valid for 3hrs. John Lewis vouchers if you live in Southern England, or Morrisons for the regionals.

    This £5 billion of money will also be used for big projects like high speed vaccum tubes from Penzance to Fort William. And a hospital in every village. We will use this tax money to fund a Space program. A cure for cancer {Gordon already announced that at the last election..but no harm to repeat it.} A giant pyramid will give jobs to construction workers in marginal seats. Warp drive technology.

    I pledge you this £350 billion we will have raised will reshape Britain for the 25th century!

    • 177
      Cassandra King says:

      Dear Bill Quango,

      You forgot about the new magic wands to be issued from government stores in the near future, they are being developed by the finest brains in science, scientists like Gore and Mann and Beddington in association with the met office and the UEA-CRU and they only need a trillion pounds to bring the magic wand into full scale production by the year 2135.

      Its the bargain of a lifetime, obviously taxes will have to rise by 100% to pay for the investment but a trillion is so little to pay for such a wonderful invention, the magic wand could also create one thousand million green sustainable jobs, perhaps even two hundred thousand million jobs when production is in full swing.

      The government is wonderful and does wonderful things, it thinks of you every day and only wants to make you happy and the plans for the new magic wand proves it!

  31. 59
    Richard Timney says:

    Tonight, Jacqui and I will be making our own sex tape, Jacqui’s 5 Bellies Jiggle and Wiggle.

  32. 63
    Cynic says:

    Red Ed’s Bankers Bonus TAx is a great idea in principle. In fact lets take it further.

    The economy was wrecked by the last Government. They Destroyed the whole system of regulation and let the bust happen. So I want a Labour Politician tax on everyone in the last Government,. Its only fair they should pay their share. A 20% levy pa for say 5 years should do.

    • 66
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      50 years you mean????

    • 70

      They haven’t any money. They’d have to get it from the unions.
      Probably through the union modernisation fund.

    • 139
      AC1 says:

      “let the bust happen”

      Let?? They encouraged the boom in credit because they got more VAT from the disastrous rise in borrowing for consumption (recession inevitable).

      They were the CAUSE.

  33. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Two Ed’s are never better than one.

  34. 78
    • 81
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Wow, Never seen that before………………………………..well not since it was last posted here ……………………….Change the fuckin record.

      • 149
        The Sleeper says:

        Do you wank over David Cameron as much as I do Billy? I’d like to give his bumhole a good licking and I bet you would too. We could do it together, wouldn’t that be fun?

    • 89
      The Sleeper says:

      Mister Cuttee Pastee returns with yet another Youtoob vid that he hasn’t posted a hundred times before, this time using someone else’s moniker.

      I hope this bloke gets paid for posting such shite because I can think of no other reason for doing it.

  35. 79
    Chris says:

    Poor Ed I really think he needs to be a little bit stronger

  36. 80
    QWERTY says:

    Fucking BBC Radio 5, the two Ed boys spouting on about how they’d cut VAT on fuel, so why didn’t ONE FUCKING BEEBOID ask why Ed Balls kept putting up fuel tax when we were in the middle of a fucking recession?

    • 83
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Shall now call it the Balls broadcasting Corp?

      • 163
        QWERTY says:

        Drug taking wankers Broadcasting Corporation more like

        • 218
          Anonymous says:

          You know that Stephen Fry chap, do you think his bi polar disorder has got something to do with the huge quantities of BBC sherbet which he has been stuffing up his hooter for the last 15 or so years ? You think?

  37. 90
    I give up says:

    Socialism is all about Big Government, totalitarianism, power, greed, central planning, redistribution of wealth, restrictions on personal freedom, no ownership of personal property, no self determination, government entitlements, no secret ballot elections, lack of incentive to succeed, government watchdogs, political elitism, government control and intervention, sameness, tyranny, violence, intimidation, coercion, pressure and social engineering are all characteristics of Socialism.

    History is replete with socialist regimes, like Nazi Germany and socialist Russia, which have imploded and failed – just look at the recent ‘antics’ of Labour within the UK leading to an almost complete social and economic meltdown. Yet here we are just a few months later being asked to trust them again!

    And up pop the brain dead voters of Barnsley to encourage the bastards – I give up – I’m off to New Zealand

    • 96
      The Sleeper says:

      It’s pretty left wing over there and the unions run the place with an iron rod.

      Good luck.

    • 104
      Eeu to me says:

      It was only was only in last few years they dumped their shemale Labour PM so don’t think your safe in NZ.

    • 109
      Call me Dave - sponsored by Herman Van Rompuy says:

      Ah ha! Excellent, just a few more million of your types to fuck off and the UK is ours!

      Go on, fuck off!

      If you voted for me because of the blue rosette more fool you!

      Fuck off and do one!

      • 142
        The Sleeper says:

        David Cameron is more of a man than you will ever be!
        Everyone loves Dave and I’m not ashamed to admit I pleasure myself furiously over his beautiful face.

  38. 93
    JohnBellingham says:

    Mr Testicles made an even greater fool of himself on the BBC this lunchtime when unable to articulate an answer to a question about what he would do if the banks, especially HSBC just packed up and moved overseas if a Bankers tax hurt their business.
    I am concerned; are he and Mrs Testicles BREEDING?

  39. 100
    jgm2 says:

    I am Concrete Pump, Billy, Dweedo and all the other regular windowlickers rolled in to one.

    I am a c u n t !

  40. 101
    Gordon Brown says:

    I want an easter egg?

    • 103
      jgm2 says:

      Me too, so I can ram it up my hero’s arse and lick the molten lumpen bits!

      • 107
        tatspotting says:

        Obviously the real jgm2 has humiliated you, hence the pathetic attempts to steal his moniker.

        Hit a nerve eh?

        • 111
          Easter Egg up yours too says:

          Hello jgm2! Hit the buffers again?

          Humiliation on a blog? FFS get over yourself already!

          • tatspotting says:

            Wrong! try again tat. There’s only one of you and hundreds of us who would like to kick your ass if you weren’t a spacker. Who is it you wonder?

            (Obviously not Billy)

          • Hague the Vague - EU whore says:

            This blog has become a parody of itself.

      • 113
        You're very sad and lonely says:

        Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie Winkie

  41. 106
    Yoda says:

    Vanish, some post will.

  42. 110
    paul says:

    They’ll dump Ed for Ed before the next election, the other Ed has the Balls for the BIG job !!

  43. 112
    Very sad says:

    Any minute now Mr Yap will be along to start a whole night’s deranged posting of the same inane drivel and Youtube videos. He deserves our pity.

  44. 114
    Bevvied-up Elsie says:

    @Fat Ed must have creamed his pants. It is daily becoming obvious that @Red Ed is so far out of his depth that Mister Balls can taste the salty tang of leadership. All he has to do is sit back and look smug.

    Ed just get’s it. He really does, yah.

  45. 116
    unonymouse says:

    Am I the only one to be fed up when they trot out the solution to the latest problem as, “We have to learn lessons from this/ situation, problem, disaster, etc.?
    If they are in government as ‘amateurs’, then they are surely on ‘Job Experience’. Thus, they shouldn’t recieve a penny in wages.
    We don’t want amateurs as world leaders, we need statesmen.

    • 127
      unonymouse says:

      I agree, besides, politics SOLVES nothing. It may rearrange the political furniture but only a change in the human heart can have any lasting effect.

  46. 119
    MrAngry61 says:

    Ed Milliband is the Kinnoch of our age. Which is a shame, as a better Labour leader might make the Coalition work harder.

  47. 122
    Hague the Vague - EU whore says:

    Uh oh, Saudi troops entering another country. That will never do!

    • 129
      Call me Dave - happiness czar says:

      Quick William, tell them who is boss. Suggest a NFZ, organise a SAS mission in the middle of the night and remove some evidence of BAE selling shit loads of arms!


      ps. Please sign my happiness register though if you are not happy forget I ever asked.

  48. 134
    The last quango in paris says:

    Ed is so eloquent and has such a clear vision for the future, supported by such a formidable team that I think I vote for him.

  49. 141
    I find her constant attempts to appear a caring humanitarian utter insincere bollocks says:
  50. 144
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I don’t even live in Britain but I spend all day on here posting about Gordon Brown.

    I’m the saddest most pathetic and lonely twat in the world.

  51. 144
    Upchuck thinks he'll be PM one day. Dream on, cunt, dream on says:
    • 148
      obama no 3 and a half says:

      They said the same about David Lammy not so long ago until it became clear what a dozy tit he is.

      • 151
        David Lamey says:

        I iz a well gud and intelligents MP and fing. It woz da ray shell ist Toreez who stopped me becuming da primes ministers.

      • 299
        David Lammys Mastermind Meltdown says:

        Did you know Henry the 6th followed Henry the 7th !

  52. 150
    Luciana Berger says:

    Stop putting vegetables in my bedding. It’s purr verse!

  53. 153
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be writing my speech to give to the people of Japan when I arrive as humanitarian envoy.

  54. 154
    tatspotting says:

    I use lion shit.

  55. 157

    Top Tip of the day!

    If you sprinkle chill powder around your cock it keeps you from being a Belgian child mole.ster.

  56. 158
    tat says:

    Yes I’ve finally created my blog!

    My first post is about the hope for a cure for my mentalism!

  57. 169
    Engineer says:

    Oh yeah, well if you get your rent boy to blow coke up your arse with a straw and then have sex with him it gives you an out of this world mind-blowing orgasm!

    That’s my top tip of the day.

    • 172
      You're very sad and lonely says:

      You think Enginner, Can’t Remember, smoggie, Billy Bowden are all the same person.

      Seriously, do yourself a favour and kill yourself.

      • 174
        You're very sad and lonely says:

        Hello stalker.


        • 181
          Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

          Don’t cwy, tat! don’t cwy! Your brain is cwippled, but don’t cwy!

          Stupid little cwipple-bwained tat! Don’t cwy! Be BWAVE! Don’t CWY!


          • You're very sad and lonely says:

            Why have you been posting the same deranged “cwy cwipple” crap since 2009?

          • tat says:

            Don’t cwy, cripple! Don’t CRY!

            You’re a mong, you know you’re a mong, but there’s no need for your to cwy!


          • Mr Punch says:


            So old decrepit and out of date tat, why don’t you go listen to your Barry Manilow records.

    • 178
      Lord Mandelbum says:

      Don’t you know, everything is better up your arse darling!

    • 179
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Being an old queen I all about it E, it’s called riding the sherbet sweetheart.

      • 182
        Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

        Don’t cwy, cwipple! Be bwave! Don’t cwy!

        Cripple-headed mong.

        • 197
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Have you got nothing else better to do, homophobic spaz?
          Oh and the whole don’t cwy, cwipple, be bwave, mong etc is like so 2009 darling.

          Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!

  58. 187
    IQ of a voter says:

    Most politicians have undergone a life in preparation for their career. From school to university, where they read political degrees, to minor roles as party interns, and on to MPs staff leading to becoming a spad or press manipulator, eventually reaching the stage where they apply to constituency panels for selection as a prospective party candidate. The best of these get chosen to stand in an election on a no hope ticket, but a good campaign can lead to being parachuted in to a safe seat. The back benches and on to ministerial power.
    My question is, why when they rise to the top, are they so crap at the job?

    • 190
      nell says:

      Because they have never held a real job anywhere in the real world.

      They never have to work long hours, struggle to make a profit or spend even more hours balancing their books and recording their accounts for the taxman.

      They never have to put in even 40 hours a week or answer to any boss. They never have to produce even a smidgen of decent working behaviour.

      Everything they have, and it’s immense what they are given, is paid for by us the taxpayer. Al they do is hold their hand out!

      They just have this immense overblown sense of self entitlement. They do absolutely nothing for society or the communities they are supposed to serve other than trough off other people’s money!!

    • 193
      IQ of a voter says:

      A simple post and i’m deluged with stalkers.

      • 199
        nell says:

        Presume your a labour troll then.

        You wouldn’t have considered jgm and I stalkers otherwise.

        • 203
          Once one eliminates the possible..... says:

          Who can argue against intellect like yours?

          • nell says:

            Well certainly not you.

          • Once one eliminates the possible..... says:

            The half of the country that can’t be arsed to back the mob that run with the pack realise this, which is why they don’t raise their voices in protest.

  59. 188
    nell says:

    I see bullyballs was being his normal odious obnoxious insensitive self when he suggested at a press conference that osborne would use the japanese disaster as an excuse for britain’s economic plight, inferring of course that labour are not responsible for the conomic disaster we are currently facing.

    What an absolute piece of beetle dung he is.

    I hope it’s not too long before he becomes the next leader of this failed, nearly ba nk ru pt labour party.

    • 189
      Ed Balls says:

      If there’s an economic disaster in the offing, it’s the Tory-led government’s fault! Everything was all good and dandy when Labour lost the election.

      • 194
        nell says:

        That’s why bullyballs spent £3million, when the country was already in debt, on his meditation centre in his education offices then?

        • 237
          Christy says:

          Think you got a word wrong there,don’t you mean medication centre for that lobotomic idiot.
          On another theme because the article mentioned child benefits,have just been reading about that guy who has a bad back,lives up in geordie land and has fathered 11 kids with 10 different women,sorry slags says he can’t work because of his bad back so 10 x all the benefits is what the taxpayer is going to pick up.
          It is in my opinion p–s taking of the most cynical kind,when is this country going to wake up to 13 years of Liebours building up of the client state and their multicultural bo–ocks,which opinion now suggests does’nt work,and I say no shit Sherlock most of the country has known this for years.
          We need major changes in this country to start to sort things out,Liebour are a no mark party controlled by the union wreckers,the Lib Dumbs are as they have always been a back to nature joke,the Cons frankly are between a rock and a hard place,they cannot push the policies that are really required and are at a halfway house.
          Ukip/B/Pee they will never get voted into power so where will we go,who knows I certainly don’t but as seen in recent events were dynasties are crapping themselves because of people power/instant communications which they cannot control like they have done via the MSM in the past,I suspect as things get more and more tight in this country we might see a different scenario unfolding.

      • 231
        Alky Aida says:

        Well at least he doesn’t blame me for everything like Gordon did!

    • 196
      universal hiss says:

      Talking of scum I’ve just read the latest Pollytwaddle.

      If she & Nicktwaddle wants a yes AV vote then the only sensible thing is to vote a big fat NO.

      • 202
        Anonymous says:

        And that’s straight from C*nservative Central Office folks!

        Whatever next?

        A referendum on Europe?

    • 198
      nell says:

      Shock. Horror.

      Labour are using lib ya to try and make political points?

      The last I heard , mandy was trying to become gad afi’s spin doctor and militwit was trying to alleviate the damage done by the revelation that saif gad afi had given the ralphmiliband lecture at the lse on democracy, by saying that everbody accepted that saif was ‘conflicted’ and that they hoped by welcoming him into the fold he would convert lib ya to democracy!!

      What idiots!!!!

    • 224
      Cunt Hunter says:

      Yeah well your the c’unt with too much cheek jgm2.

  60. 195
    You're very sad and lonely says:


    • 201
      nell says:

      You sure are down here on your own sweetie.

      Couldn’t you have made a sensible comment connected to someone else’s post?!

      You poor dear!!

      • 206
        Once one eliminates the possible..... says:

        Just cut and paste some crap from the MSM purporting to show the difference between red EU and blue EU.
        It works for nell.

        • 210
          nell says:

          Who gives a toss whether the EU is red blue yellow green or orange.

          According to polls, 61% of us don’t want it at all!!

          • Professor of the bleedin' obvious says:

            So why do they vote for the EU parties?

          • smoggie says:

            Get yer tit’s out, get yer tit’s out, GET YOUR TIT’S OUT FOR THE LADS!


          • Anonymous says:

            And right on Q, the forces of political smears and disinformation kick in.
            Only the British Parliamentary system can afford to marshall troops of this calibre.

          • David Camoron says:

            I give you a cast-iron guarantee that I’ll stand up to the EU.

            By the way, I’m increasing our annual EU expenditure to £8bn plus £1bn fines. And I’m going to let them crush the City of London.

            Toooodle pip! What what what ho!

          • nell says:

            That’s Ok.

            What we need is a referendum. Now!

            61% will reject the EU.

            Let’s have a vote on it!!

          • Christy says:

            When you are talking to brain dead arseholes,just what do you expect,you are only going to get inane comments.
            Stick to your guns girl,sorry Ms you will have my full support and if some of these wishy/washy arseholes want to take me on feel free.
            You don’t know who I am or what my expertise is but be very careful what you say because I might be in a position to sink you without trace.
            To all of you posters on here who tend to talk about trivia,I invite you to introduce subjects that really matter,will you take me up on this I doubt it,but we shall see.
            Guten Nacht.

  61. 208
    Fukushima says:

  62. 213
    Little man in a hurry says:

    What is the best way to invest in Japanese wind farms?

    • 222
      Mr Punch says:

      Personally I’d go for wave power, but each to his own!

      • 226
        Little man in a hurry says:

        Point taken but Tsunamis are even harder to predict than when the wind will blow.

      • 230
        ClimateChange says:

        Indeed, works well for the Mexicans.

        • 245
          nell says:

          If you really wanna make money I suggest you invest in mr pachauris’s imaginary manmade climate change rubbish!!

          He’s making £billions out of it and laughing up his sleeve at us!!

      • 269
        Judy says:

        You mean we should all wave our arms at the windmills when the wind doesn’t blow ?

    • 250
      Christy says:

      Don’t for God’s sake be an absolute CRETIN.

      • 257
        Little man in a hurry says:

        Get real Christy. I am not the one who failed to make the Jap standby DGs flood proof. Hardly a must do in a Tsusami area is it?

  63. 215
    Grandstanding outside broadcast presents says:

    And over to Dave who’s going to explain his no fly zone tactics.
    Tell us Mr Cameron, exactly what assets will you be able to deploy in this theatre of dreams?

    • 233
      David Camoron says:

      When I said it will be a no fly zone, I meant we’ll have nothing to fly over the zone.

      Harriers? Aircraft carriers? We’ll never need those.

      Toodle pip! What what!

    • 235
      Alky Aida says:

      Well I for one am glad, I’m fed up with all the attention that Gordon put on me, a no fly zone and squadies kicking down other peoples doors will be a blessing!

  64. 219
    Grandstanding outside broadcast presents says:

    Anna Botting must have had at least a dozen orgasms today pointing out the scenes where some gooks have gone to meet their ancestors. Clad in a simple black combat number, she left rescue workers kissing mud in her desperation to film the corpse of a child being pulled from a fate worse than death itself.
    That of not being on TV

    • 234
      Anna Bot Bot says:

      Given that Tokyo time is 9 hours ahead of us I reckon Anna has done well to report all through her night. Kay Burley would never have survived.

      • 238
        Just making inquiries says:

        It is now past 7 in the morning for Anna, so she can show live pictures of her wading thru the flotsam and jetsam of the Tsunami. Any chance of arranging a visit to a Jap Nuke power station for Bill Turnbull?

        • 243
          QWERTY says:

          Unlike the BBC who are spending thousands flying out hundreds of useless beeboids to Japan.

          • AC1 says:

            The Beboids are out there to plant the seeds of socialism so that a new Japan can rise up and be reborn as a multi cultoral society living in enviromental harmony. It really could be a beautiful thing, no more dirty stinking nuclear power stations and big dirty factories spewing out deadly filth. No more whale hunting and terrible tv game shows. The LGBT community could flourish in the newly rebuilt fishing towns where large public lavatories would be constructed to support a very active cottaging community. Japan could become a beacon of hope for third would economic refugees and scroungers who would be offered free housing and indifinate welfare payments. This really could herald a new beginning.

  65. 239
    Chimera with two Eds says:


    • 246
      The Sleeper says:

      Mister Cuttee Pastee returns with yet another Youtoob vid that he hasn’t posted a hundred times before, this time using someone else’s moniker.

      I hope this bloke gets paid for posting such shite because I can think of no other reason for doing it

  66. 240
    nell says:

    You can just hear bullyballs in the background ( just like your photo) saying to militwit…-

    “you just have to learn how to lie!! gordon and I did it all the time!!!”

  67. 244
    davey boy miliband says:

    Why do the two Eds even bother lying. Nobody believes the idiots.

    • 258
      universal hiss says:

      The sad thing is many believe the lies & will likely vote for them in droves.

      Read Pollytwat & friends & just look at the BBC so called news.


      • 280
        ???? says:

        Your analysis is spot on…….thousands will vote Labour at local elections and the election in 2015 because effectively they don’t like to be told the truth that the country is bust courtesy of the two Ed’s mentor…Brown…and whilst they may grudgingly accept that cuts are necessary not cuts to thier lifestyle,benefits or any that affect them personally and believe the clap trap being peddled by Labour and their supporters in the media that all you have tp do is tax the Bankers into oblivion (which will just result in major profitable banks such as HSBC re-locating to somewhere like China with resultant loss of tax etc etc.)and all will be solved…it won’t.There is a big structural problem with the British economy and society which goes deeper than financial services sector. We simply don’t manufacture enough;we import too much and we have a core of unemployable badly educated people and a growing number of young 16-24 unemployed some of who are graduates whilst we allocate those jobs that we do have to people from within and outside the EU

        The plain fact is that if Labour had won the election they would have been cutting to the same level.Even if they started out not wanting to the markets would force them to do it as we have seen in many other countries.

        The media such as BBC is not being straight with people but whats new.It’s not only economic news they filter unfortunately…………..

  68. 248
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Fancy a Lisbon referendum ?

    Tough shit idiots.

  69. 249
    famine, earthquakes and rumours of wars says:

    Friends of Kerry Katona worry that she is putting on weight again by eating curries.

  70. 252
    Doc Trough says:

    McMong’s troosers were a no fly zone. Disaster.

  71. 255

    Well sock, you appear to have your own dedicated followers.

  72. 259
    Polly says:
  73. 261
    bird wsb says:

    Just watched HardTalk. I don’t know who Maurice Glasman is, but I recommend you watch it as an example of fluent deluded claptrap. Is he telling Ed Mill what to think? If so, God help us.

  74. 263
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  75. 267
    • 271
      Call me Dave - happiness czar says:

      Disgraceful behaviour however we are a multicultural society so we should allow others to behead us if they so wish.

      (Is that OK Ashton?)

    • 289
      Archie says:

      They must be the w*og patrol from the Religion of Piss!

  76. 270
    FUCK OFF says:


  77. 273
    Ash says:

    I DO like the taste of Con cock in the morning.

  78. 274
    Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland, PC says:

    I DO like the taste of Con cock in the morning.

  79. 275
    cchq says:

    Are you wanking to Cameron gweedo? Sure looks like it.

    You dirty fucker.

  80. 276
    cchq says:

    Wanking to call me dave again?

    You dirty fucker.

  81. 278
    van rompuy says:

    Thank you Dave another £45 million today, I will fill my swimming pool with your money and swim in it.

  82. 279
    oink says:

    just how much shit is being shuvvelled by the british government whilst disaster in Japan rages????

  83. 282
    albacore says:

    So Miliband is reddest red?
    But Cameron is bluest blue?
    Yet neither one has any cred
    There’s nowt to choose between the two
    All Lib/Lab/Cons will let you down
    They’re just one colour – mucky brown

  84. 284
    Martin Day says:

    A Conservative-controlled council tonight voted to spend millions of pounds of public money evicting travellers from an unauthorised site.

    Officials estimate that evicting more than 400 travellers from the former scrapyard near Basildon, Essex, could cost taxpayers £18 million.

    Conservatives on Basildon Council insisted that planning laws had to be upheld and gave the green light despite opposition from Guido Fawkes and his right wing political blogging cronies.

    • 292
      Eeu to me says:

      Seems to be a bit of an oxymoron being a traveller and getting evicted from a site.

      Your playing the tribal twat again, just Google traveller and evictions and it pulls up hundreds, If my memory serves me right didn’t the white manhater twatty try to get rid of travellers from near her capitalist pile a few years ago.

  85. 285
    Jed says:

    I always thought there was something different about it. Midsomer Murders: the last bastion of Englishness!!

  86. 287
    David Cameron says:

    My conservative led government has ended boom and bust

    It is now just bust,bust,bustand more bust.

    Normal service has been resumed on the London Stock Exchange

    FTSE 100 5694.3 – -80.94

    It’s my economy and I ‘ll talk it down if I want to.

  87. 288
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Sounds to me that while Ed B is a Deficit Denier, Ed M is becoming a Policy Denier – denying they have any policies at all.

    • 293
      Dave says:

      Labour’s policy is the same Frankfurt School agenda of destroying the country financially and socially and replacing the indigenous population with Africans and Asians.

  88. 300
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    Good lord.

    Labour have no idea how lucky they are. All they have to do is remove all traces of Blair/Brown in their shadow cabinet, find a presentable leader and they’ll waltz back in at the next election due to the useless and disliked Clegg/Cameron.

    The electorate will forget everything that transpired ’97-’10.

    Yet they persist with this nitwit. I can only presume he’s there until they find somebody presentable to unveil a year out from the next election.

  89. 304
    Ricky Ponting's eyes are veryclosetogether says:

    Milipede is a perfect example of the modern career party apparatchik – an androidal, tribal narrowcaster with little experience and even less principle. To whit, a parasite of feeble mediocrity, battened fast upon the breast of a discredited, cretinous ideology.

    As the Sky News exchange shows, the thick-tongued, sibling-stabbing, goggle-eyed arsewiper is also an inarticulate, spunk-gargling fuck-trumpet who couldn’t speak clearly even if the opportunity to do so was wedged so high up his sphincter that the sign saying “Now Speak Clearly” was jammed against his hard palate.

    What an utter cock.

  90. 307
    Hazel Blears MP says:

    Ed Miliband and Ed Balls were savaged by a former Cabinet colleague yesterday for failing to say how they would haul Britain back from the brink of bankruptcy.

    They should not be ignoring the great Hazel Blears

  91. 308
    Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito says:

    Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else. Frédéric Bastiat

    “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, and intolerable…” H.L. Mencken (Prejudices: Third Series)

    These quotes that sum up the the price of (something) is external vigilance. If you do not keep scrutinising the government they will walk all over you. For example £5 000 a question meant the previous government had to be got rid of and they were replaced by Tony Bliar whose government was whiter than white because he said it would be and the press took himat his word and we were rewarded with (see Guido passim) Ellioit Morley, dudes that have been imprisoned and dudes and dudettes that should have been.

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

Nick Clegg says:

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