March 14th, 2011

LibDem Kitty Killer More Than a Mere Candidate

The LibDems were strangely silent about their former PPC Mike Dixon being sent down for barbaric and savage attack on his family pet. Could it be that they were somewhat embarassed that Dixon played a key role in overseeing candidates for many years as an executive of the Parliamentary Candidates’ Association?

A sandal wearing source whispers that dangerous Dixon had a long track record of approving weird choices of oddball candidates and blacklisting seemingly sane or impressive ones over petty personal grudges. No wonder he slipped through the net. Dixon claims one of his areas of interest is “police crime”, something he can spend the next four months thinking about…


77 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is a wrong un !!!!

    • 2
      Anonymous says:

      Kennedy looks like he’s supped from the fountain of life again.

      Either that or he’s pissed.

    • 11
      Sir William Waad says:

      One must make allowance for the fact that he has spent so long interviewing LibDem candidates. Dealing with that class of person is bound to have a warping effect on one. It doesn’t excuse what he did at all but it does make it more understandable.

    • 14
      Top Man says:

      If Mr Dixon was responsible for recruiting weird Liberal parliamentary candidates and rejecting the sane. Then it can only be said that he excelled at his job.

    • 19
      Lord Lucan says:

      Weirdy Beardies are a threat to animals, children, the mentally unstable and young russian women…oh, and the security of the realm

    • 63
      Mr Slater says:

      First they came for the dogs. I did nothing; I am not a male model, and do not own a mastiff.
      Then they came for the cats. I did nothing; the old fellah uses them for bomb-run practice, and it wouldn’t be fair to leave one alone in the house with him.
      Then they came for the Parrots, and there was no one left to squawk out for me.

      What is it about beards, sandals, and strongly-professed pacifist views that makes men such vicious, cowardly, perverted beasts, Guido? Is it all that pent-up passive aggression eventually leaking out?

    • 67
      Up sh1t creek says:

      We’re still Liberal Democrats really, despite being in the coalition government.

  2. 3
    Secret UFO War says:

    Notice this video never made it onto the Mainstream News

    • 5
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      No but you posted it on the last thread!

      • 8
        Secret UFO War says:

        Hopefuly though someone in the mainstream media who reads this blog and has an urge to really inform people of what’s going instead of bombarding the masses with the old left/right political paradigm may pick the story up.

        I mean is it any wonder that the newspapers are going bust when all they print is ogvernment propaganda spike with a left or right bias?

        • 16
          A Squidfaced Alien Captain says:

          ♂▓ﺞ!® \\\ǖђ╫♦▒ ℓ₪∂⌂!

          • Secret UFO War says:

            Fuck off and vote for one of your mickey mouse political parties who are selling you and your family out.

          • sick of socialist 2 party system says:

            You’ve got my vote squidface.

          • The Ambassador from Planet Chromada says:

            I would like to apologise for the ineptness of our Space Admiral. He flies his technologically awesome spaceship several lightyears to get to your world – a journey-time of several thousands Earth Years – and when he arrives the fucker goes and crashes into the sea.

            What can I say? OMG, so embarrassed!

          • Secret FO Phwoar says:

            “Notice this video never made it onto the Mainstream News”

            Not a surprise – there’s a lot of other conspiracy theory bollocks that doesn’t get reported as headline news too! Try some of the low budget late night satellite channels instead.

          • David Icke says:

            Stop talking bollocks sushi face, why don’t you impress us all by get over to Fukushima and sort out those fucking meltdowns mmm?

          • Tinfoil hats all round, what what!

          • The Ambassador from Planet Chromada:
            Maybe they were pissed.
            Or learner drivers.
            Or Alien teenagers.

            Probably all three.

        • 24
          Ham Actor says:

          Why do I get the feeling this a viral trailer for a movie?

        • 65
          Secret UFO War says:

          Ambas Chrom says “and when he arrives the fucker goes and crashes into the sea.”

          Actualy the UFO didn’t crash it deliberately went in the water to limit fighter jets ability to follow it/him.

          There’s many cases of UFOs deliberately entering deep sea water the most famous of which is the Shag Harbour incident back in 1967 of which the were many creidble witness including military personnel.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_Harbour_UFO_incident

          • Shag Harbour ..{snigger}

          • Just out of interest, how do they travel faster than light?

          • Secret UFO War says:

            Bill Quango MP says “Just out of interest, how do they travel faster than light?”

            Good question and we can only speculate but the main two theories are that they can somehow fold space and move two seperate points in the universe closer together wihtout moving time with it. Then some sort of hyperjump and vast distances can be travelled while time stands still.

            The other theory is that these beings are multi-dimensional and so they aren’t limited to 3 dimensions like us and and are able to bypass the physical laws of reality by shifting to another freuqnecy/dimension of reality.

  3. 4
    LibLabCon go to hell says:

    oddball candidate = Handycock

    Politicians are a collection of misfits, oddballs and dishonest charlatans.

    Shooting is too good for them.

  4. 6
    Tax Payer says:

    Just winding myself up about Stella Creasey and her menacing tweet to Thames Water.

    Let’s ignore the fact that she can get the CEO’s contact details from Google in 30 seconds. Not very good for someone who claims to embrace modern media?

    Doesn’t she know that she shouldn’t mis-use her position as an M.P. for personal advantage? In other words, just because she claims to have a problem with her drains, that doesn’t mean she can go straight to the CEO to resolve it, which he wouldn’t anyway.

    The problem with her drains is personal, it has nothing to do with her role as an M.P.

    She is just another arrogant Labour M.P. who thinks the way to get things done is to threaten people.

    • 18
      Mornington Crescent says:

      I’ve just had a look at her webshite, particularly the “About Stella” bit. I suggest you calm down a bit before doing so.

      God, what an arrogant self-absorbed tit.

      • 21
        Tax Payer says:

        Er, you mean when she describes herself she doesn’t say anything bad?

        No shit, Sherlock?

        She wrote a threatening tweet to a company just because she has a minor problem with her drains. And mis-used her position as an M.P. to make it seem more important.

        She is an arrogant bitch.

        • 57
          Mornington Crescent says:

          It’s the “This is what you need to know about me” bit that I love, in both its Nanny State tone and its content.

          I suspect there’s something somewhere that she feels the little people of Walthamstow *don’t* need to know about her…

    • 27
      OTT says:

      Growing up I watched the Tories destroy the lives of people around me

      http://www.workingforwalthamstow.org/about.html

      Born 1977 Sutton Coldfield, educated Colchester County High School for Girls and Magdalene College, Cambridge.

      So where did you see the destruction of lives all around you Stella?

      • 30
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        Growing up I watched the Tories destroy the lives of people around me

        I think she means , Growing up watching the Tories destroy the Unions for the benifit of the Taxpayer.

        • 40
          Tessa Tickles says:

          “Missus Fatchur stoled all the milk from the schools and after I’d spended all my own munee on booze and cigs I couldn’t afford to buyed any milk for my kiddies myself so they all died. I hate the evil milk snatching Toriees.”

        • 48
          Smig says:

          “Growing up watching the Tories destroy the Unions for the benifit of the Taxpayer”

          Well said, that man. Have a cucumber sandwich and a swig of tea.

      • 37
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Colchester County High School for Girls one of the best selective schools in Essex.

      • 42
        You had to be there luv before you start criticising says:

        Poor lass…not being born until 1977 she obviously has no conception of the fucking mess the country was in prior to 1979…with “wild cat” strikes every week; rampant inflation;governments in fear of union bosses;unions governing the country;rubbish piling up in the street;unburied dead; “closed shops”;overmanning;uncompetive industries building unreliable goods/cars that nobody wanted and the best of all the miners self-destructing their industry….mm and finally Sutton Coldfield of course is an area of inner city deprivation isn’t it ???

      • 47
        Tax Payer says:

        “…. the concerns parents have about our schools..”

        Luckily not a problem for yours.

        “….the persistence of poverty in Higham Hill, Priory Court and Attlee Terrace and the redevelopment of our town centre, I see the challenges Labour must address here.”

        Hint: Labour were in power for 13 years. Why do you still claim to have serious problems? You’re not much of an M.P. are you (except when issuing pompous threats)?

        • 55
          genghiz the kahn says:

          Funnily enough plenty of parents in Waltham Forest (which includes Walthamstow) want to get their children into schools run by Tory run Redbridge Council.

  5. 7
    Dick the Prick says:

    Quite rare to find a pussy whipped Lib Dem. (I’ll get me coat).

  6. 9
    wankers R them says:

    “The problem with her drains is personal,” LOL!

    It certainly is personal when the Westminster political stench hits my nose.

    Retribution now!

  7. 12
    Sir William Waad says:

    White bow tie, black shirt, cream jacket and stubble – is he trying to look disreputable?

  8. 13
    Alf says:

    Larry for PM.

    (That’ll put the cat among the piggings.)

  9. 17
    1 like gold says:

    i like gold

  10. 23
    Tube_Thumper says:

    is that David Brent with Kennedy?

  11. 25

    Is that a “before and after” advert for full-head liposuction?

  12. 33
  13. 34
    we're all in this together says:

    “A sandal wearing source whispers that dangerous Dixon had a long track record of approving weird choices of oddball candidates and blacklisting seemingly sane or impressive ones over petty personal grudges.”

    Says it all about the weirdy beardies, probably approved candidates just as loopy as himself. Why did they let him get away with it? Silly question.

  14. 41
    John West says:

    It’s the candidates other parties reject that make Lib Dems the weirdest.

  15. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Surely applying for membership of the Lib Dems is a sign of failure?

    • 49
      Dr Phil says:

      Indeed Billy, that and posting comments here continually in a OCD fashion day after day after day after day after day………….

    • 50
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Crushing failure, nowadays. If loonies like Camoron and Milimong won’t have you, you’d have to be seriously fucked-up.

      Or perhaps white, male and middle class.

    • 51

      But still one step better than applying for membership of the Labour party. Now that is a lost cause.

  16. 53
    Pass the soap says:

    I bet he’s gutted he’s being sent down for 4 months. He would of been let off under Nick Clegg’s barmy no jail sentence for under six months rule.

  17. 61

    Lib Dem census

    Name. Libby Handwringer
    Occupation. County councillor & Registered Shaman.

    Religion – White Zodiac, Earthsea united reform church.

    National Identity – At one with the spirits.

    Other residents at your address – Tipsy, Flopsy and Mr Puddingtum
    {Mr Puddingtum is a teddy bear. The other two are my adorable cats}

    How well do the residents speak English
    Mr Puddingtum is from Brazil. The cats speak it like natives. They were born here.

    What is your main form of insulation?
    Reading the Guardian

    How is your home connected to utilities?
    Powered by the collective warmth of my caring heart and watered from my tears of despair at the plight of poor African babies.

    • 62

      Lib Dem census

      Name. Libby Handwringer
      Occupation. County councillor & Registered Shaman.

      Belief – White Zodiac, Earthsea united reform church.

      National Identity – At one with the spirits.

      Other residents at your address – Tipsy, Flopsy and Mr Puddingtum
      {Mr Puddingtum is a teddy bear. The other two are my adorable cats}

      How well do the residents speak English
      Mr Puddingtum is from BTanginika. The cats speak it like natives. They were born here.

      What is your main form of insulation?
      Reading the Guardian

      How is your home connected to utilities?
      Powered by the collective warmth of my caring heart and watered from my tears of despair at the plight of poor Africans .

  18. 69
    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    ALL Lib Dems are raving Nazis, the nazis were socialists, as i tried to tell the Guardian time and time again, but like all lefties, were in denial. I can imagine this cat killer as a camp guard, kicking inmates, can’t you? As for that moron Huhne, any wind farms near his house? Bet not. Slimy *ucker.

  19. 72
    Lobbywatcher says:

    Without in any way condoning what Mike Dixon did, I don’t recall seeing many posts on here about Tory fox-killers, deer-slaughterers, grouse-shooters etc

  20. 73
    Alan Rusbringer says:

    Steve Bell is referred to what Mike Dixon is elsewhere on the grauniad cartoon part. See can you spot it.

  21. 75
    Proud2baliberal says:

    As usual your ‘sources’ are talking rubbish (polite version of word i could use), The PCA does not approve or select candidates, it supports candidates that are already approved and have been selected to fight a seat.
    So maybe you would like to withdraw the story since it is wrong.

    • 76

      Do they support cat killing candidates?

    • 77
      I know the truth... says:

      @Proudtobealiberal: Bullshit. The Parliamentary Candidates Association are consulted by Cowley Street staff on whether they know of any skeletons in the closet on people standing to be on the list of approved PPCs. A nod here, a wink there…


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