March 11th, 2011

Returning the Favour

The EU press office reports on yesterday’s European Parliament discussions on Libya:

“EU governments need to stand ready for a decision in the UN Security Council on further measures, including the possibility of a no-fly zone”, in compliance with a UN mandate and coordination with the Arab League and the African Union stressed MEPs in a widely-backed resolution (584 in favour, 18 against, 18 abstentions). During the debate, only the GUE/NGL group was against this idea”

And who is this GUE/NGL group Guido hears you ask? Well the European United Left–Nordic Green Left of course. Big players like the Communist Party of Bohemia and Moravia, the Communist Party of Greece and the French Communist Party. Oh and Sinn Fein predictably…

Not a bad trade for shipments of 9mm Brownings, Glock and Beretta handguns, AK-47 Kalashnikov assault rifles, MP5 submachine guns, RPG-7 anti-tank rocket launchers, Soviet made DShK heavy machine guns, FN MAG machine guns, Military flamethrowers, Semtex plastic explosive and Strela 2 man portable SAMs.

Via The Quizzical Gaze.


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    coruption at the EU ? well i nevr, Wankers.

  2. 2
    NuAttack Dog says:

    where’s the crack?

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Adding Socailists have to stick together, Not got the Nickname “LooneyLeft” For nowt, What will “democrcy” looklike in 50 years? Will we have a one world goverment? Where the wishes of the people will be ignored , Laws made by a central office in another continant?

    Or maybe the futures brighter than i think?

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I be EU president?

  5. 5
    Dr Windows says:

    botty polish

  6. 6
    Gordon's Doctor says:

    now Gordon, you know on Fridays Mr Horse is in charge

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sorry meant say , Shouldnt this have a looney left tag ?

  8. 8


  9. 9
    streamfisher says:

    Don’t make me laugh, never mind the EU, politicians talk of must get a mandate from the UN for a no fly zone, it ain’t gonna happen, they can’t even agree about the size of a fishing net for Codling.

  10. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who’d like to see my Browning?

  11. 11
    J-P Sartre says:

    Entre les fesses.

  12. 12
    It's a funny old World...... says:

    “The Colonel” can’t believe his luck….a massive earthquake and tsunami engulfs Japan deflecting the World’s media(the BBC especially has been running continuous coverage from Japanese State Broadcaster…NHK since early this morning…at least Sky has been covering both stories)and no doubt the massive re-deployment of senior BBC Journalists to the pacific away from the Mediterranean is underway ?…Meanwhile the “West’s” discussions on the no-fly zone over Leeb-ya drag on snail-like and without discernible momentum other than an occasional anguished cry of ……”Something MUST be done !”….. but what and by who and when is proving much harder to deliver……………………..a worrying trend is that “Dave” is now reported as discussing with his various counterparts in the EU the actions they take IF “The Colonel” actually remains in charge….could he perhaps be persuaded to stand down voluntarily if they asked nicely….who said that the ghost of Neville Chamberlain’s was not alive and well in the council chambers of europe ???

  13. 13
    Nursie says:

    Brownian motion isn’t what you think, Gordon. Clean it up.

  14. 14
  15. 15
    Titford Hat says:

    Shit happens. Live with it.

  16. 16

    Call me Dave in Brussels kissing EU Arse
    No no fly zone lots of talk no action !
    meanwhile the slaughter continues !
    as has been proven in the past the UN is a pussycat totally shit scared of doing anything
    remember Dave when this is all over these people will absolutly dispise us for failing them and will probably turn their anger on us !

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Clearing up Labours mess was never going to be easy you twat!

  18. 18
    Drop the insincere sympathy says:

    I’m sure she just forgot to say “Thoughts with all, whilst bent over a bin in an alley in Shoreditch”.

  19. 19
    Col Gadaffi says:

    Baroness Ashton is holding meetings about having meetings about who should attend a meeting to draft a draft of a draft of a letter about me, which will be discussed and redrafted and edited and translated..

    By which point, all my opponents will be dead and my grip on power will be absolute. Mwahhahha haha haa!

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Ahh, Bisto!

  21. 21

    I hope your husband will be on the list of job casualties in the not too distant future.

  22. 22
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I live a long way from plate boundaries and plenty more than 20m above sea level.

    So I don’t have to live with it.

  23. 23

    Cameron just shit himself
    when asked about reports of the Saudi’s shooting civilians
    which due to the tsunami is not being reported
    his response was pathetic
    “we have told all the countries of the middle east that they should put in place the building block for change !

    you fucking shallow excuse of a man !

  24. 24
    Ed Miliband says:

    Comradeth! Ath we prepare for our eventual return to power, pleathe remember which Ed ith in charge. I am getting tired of having to remind you of thith. For the final time, you anthwer to Ed Ballth. And when he ith not around, then yeth, you anthwer to… Yvette.

  25. 25
    Sir William Waad says:

    It’s nice to see the Commies standing up for fellow-socialists like Mr Gaddafi and Mr Gaddafi.

  26. 26
    streamfisher says:

    Stand back everybody, the Tsunami of shite is about to engulf us yet again.

  27. 27
    South of the M4 says:

  28. 28
    smoggie says:

    Showing you totally care costs nothing. And it’s great for the kudos.

  29. 29
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “The french communist party” ?
    I was under the impression that (inevitably) there were many, many french communist parties.

  30. 30

    Especially the poor British !
    Who had to endure that fucking awfull picture of you in a bed sheet !

  31. 31
    It's a funny old World...... says:

    “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”

    Edmund Burke

  32. 32
    gildedtumbril says:

    The eu should keep its pigging nose out of Libya, and , incidentally out of Britain. Let the Libyans settle their problems themselves. The country is bound to rot anyway. It will probably turn into a sandpit of a shithole floating on oil, I shouldn’t wonder.

  33. 33
    twat bingo says:

    We haven’t even got a line yet.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Sirry irrriot.

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m off to Button Moon, I’m meeting Mr Spoon

  36. 36

    Well Call me Dave has threatened tougher sanctions !
    Fuckin sanctions on Gadaffi !
    Sanctions is what he does best
    he’s lived with them for over 40 years
    he will be laughing his tiny cock off !

    EU and UN = Totally useless waste of space
    oh but then again the UN did throw Libya off the council of human rights
    FFS how the fuck did a country that systematically murders it’s own people
    get on the human rights council anyway ????

  37. 37
    It's a funny old World...... says:

    Apropos the Kingdom of Saud….facebook/twitter is full of it aallegations of news blackout being imposed ..but no mention of course by the UK MSM ……we cannot afford to upset people who bankroll the country and own half of it after all…but what can Cameron do…the EU can’t even agree to mention…”No Fly Zone” in their communique on Leeb-ya….Sarkozy says if “the Colonel” attacks civilians we must take miltary action…Pardon Monsieur le President but that is actually happening and Frau Merckel says that there will be a conference with the Arab League on Sunday over what to do….God help us all…’s the Balkans all over again…slaughter of civilians is taking place on the frontiers of Europe and we can’t even agree what to put in a communique let alone do anything to stop it………

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Breaking News : England lose to Bangladesh.

  39. 39
    Mornington Crescent says:

    That’s all the poor fucking Japs need.

  40. 40

    I am ready for military action against Gaddafty

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    This weekend I will mainly be eating boiled cabbage.

  42. 42

    I’m with Shortarsey on this one the arabs hate us enough
    if we fail to do anything this time i think it will only get worse

  43. 43
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Did anyone hear last night’s 8pm news on R2, re the title given to Ed Balls? It’s here, in the very last minute of the broadcast:

    Do the BBC know something…?

  44. 44
    PD77 says:

    Gaddafi/Gaddafi sounds like tailors or a law firm!

  45. 45
    PD77 says:

    ROFLMAO that was good ;)

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Where are the good men in the UN or in any political organisation?

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    An ambulance chasing law firm perhaps?

  48. 48
    PD77 says:

    Just toeing the Party line is all, Red Ed better watch his back as I don’t think he’ll have to worry about family plotting against him!

  49. 49
    PD77 says:

    Well they’re providing a lot of work for the ambulances in Libya at the moment!

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Just been watching the news, seems to be fuck all happening in Libya today. Just as well we had that tsunami or BBC & Sky News would’ve had nothing to fill the day with. It’s amazing how there is alway just enough news everyday to keep them busy.

  51. 51
    Strawman gets shifty under questioning says:

  52. 52
    sally bercow says:

    Phew, I thought that smell was my m*nge again.

  53. 53

    If you think back to previous governments, sanctions is always the first step.

    Let’s hope we don’t sign up to another war.

  54. 54
    P-dawg says:

    Perhaps Sinn Fein could send their weapons back to Gadaffi now in his time of need?

  55. 55

    Yes. I think we can safely say that you probably are.

  56. 56
  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Billy you don’t actually run this blog you silly sausage.

  58. 58

    Call me Dave only gave that press coference because he was thrown out of the EU leaders meeting
    along with any other leader of a country that has not adopted the euro
    they are told to leave while the real pro europe countries decide policies that we then have to follow !

  59. 59
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The Japshave got enough to worry about without being engulfed by a tsunami of sensation-seeking journo scum.

  60. 60
    Cherie Blair says:

    Hi plebs and proles. I just want to say how much I’m enjoying all the death and mayhem in Libya, not to mention Iraq and Afghanistan. Thanks to my Tony’s business connections, we’re minted! More civilian casualties, please! Those Manolo Blahnik shoes don’t come cheap, you know!

  61. 61
    Margaret Moran says:

    No, it’s mine.

  62. 62

    Ooooohh. Straw’s eyes keep dropping and shutting for long periods while answering Brillo’s questions.

    He’s lying through his teeth.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    I thought arsse fitted him up pretty good the first time with the smurf headgear but that’s even better.

  64. 64
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Or as Horace said.

    “Vir bonus est quis?”

  65. 65

    Gaddafi has only been on the move since it became clear that no one was going to stop him.
    Rebel armed Landcruisers aren’t much of a match for even Libya’s ancient t-55’s.
    A single Challenger could have destroyed Gaddafi’s army. {Assuming MOD sent enough spares..Admittedly that’s a lot to ask.}

    Since the “vote no-to no fly” Gadaffi has sent his armor, artillery and planes to crush his enemies as he knows that NATO/UN/WI won’t destroy them, which was his fear all along. certainly his army wouldn’t go to certain death if the Yanks were about to turn up and fire cruise missiles up their backsides..

    Unless he machine guns an orphanage on the BBC or shoots a kitten live on air he’s only got a few days of wilderness time left. Qaddafi and sons are going to win.
    Then he’s back.

    And he’s going to be very angry.
    And then very vengeful.

  66. 66

    There is no such thing as Gordon Brown syndrome.
    A lot of parents claim that their children have suffered, but that is not so.
    Research reveals that only one in a trillion contracts this disease, a rise of 0% since 2010.

    What is more likely is that these parents just have really horrible, ugly, kids

  67. 67
    School for Scoundrels says:

    Funny how Sinn Fein had such a problem with the British using troops on civilians, but are in favour of using troops on Libyan civilians.. No sign of hypocrisy there, oh no…

  68. 68

    Its a shame we haven’t anymore Megrahi’s we could release to placate them a bit.

  69. 69
    confused says:

    Yeah I wonder how our government would react if challenged by armed citizens bring in the army, air force & navy perhaps?

  70. 70
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Exactly. He’s bonkers but he’s also a wily old sod with a long memory, as all those born and raised in the desert are.

    Boy, is he going to enjoy rubbing our noses in it. If I were living in Lockerbie, I’d be putting my tin hat on.

  71. 71
    Jabba the Cat says:

    The PCF goes back to the era of the Russian revolution, though more well known is the communist trade union CGT which has often caused industrial havoc in France. This creates the hydra perception you speak of. Scum, the whole lot.

  72. 72
    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    Glad to see you sensibly lining up with the Nordics on this one.

  73. 73
    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    do we still have them?

  74. 74
    Goldbug says:

    Let’s hope they don’t get a mandate. Just about the last thing we need is yet another un-winnable, pointless, interference in North African / Middle Eastern countries. This is a very dodgy situation and given the absolute inability of western media to highlight the real facts and our governments propensity to lie and act as a US poodle we just do not know what’s behind this “uprising”.

  75. 75
    Up sh1t creek says:

    The BBC’s “This Week” team on the coalition’s policy on Libya.

  76. 76
    Susie says:

    What the loony left, communists and greens forget is that for complete control, you need lot’s of oil, electricity, sophisticated surveillance equipment and a society which functions at some low level.

    All their policies preclude all of the above so they’re on a hiding to nothing.

  77. 77
    Susie says:

    Right little stooge isn’t she?

    Bet she knows Gaddafi knows where all the skeletons in the Labour cupboard are so the last thing she wants is Gaddafi up before the beak in Strasbourg spilling the beans. She’s quite happy to sacrifice thousands of those brave rebels in Benghazi. Rosa Klebb had nothing on her.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Wonder what the Colonel will send to Sinn Fein/sundry terrorists as a response to the west supporting the losing side in Libya?

  79. 79
    Atilla The Hun says:

    I agree with them, what the point in being sucked into another unwinnable war. Leave it to Libya.

  80. 80
    Wow! says:

    I hadn’t realised Horace was a banker!

  81. 81
    Thunderbox says:

    Anyone notice the biggest U-turn by that bitch Baroness Ashton.

    Happy to put Dave’s plan down one day but once the Arab League suggested it may be a good idea the useless bitch started to agree.

    Bring her home Dave, sanitize Gordon’s useless placements.

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