March 11th, 2011

Balls Brings Back Mrs McBride

Mrs McBride, Balshan IzzetWhen Damian McBride had to hide out from the cameras during Smeargate, he holed up with long-suffering girlfriend and former Treasury civil servant Balshan Izzet. When Balls had to deny the disgraced spinner was advising him about his leadership bid last summer, it turns out it was “Mrs McBride” that was on the campaign trail. And now Balls is beefing up his Shadow Treasury team and has bought her back into the fold as an advisor.  The talk in Labour circles is that the pair are still smearing the sheets together…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Knew , scum atracts scum!

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Knew it.

  3. 3
    Ed Balls says:

    So what?

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown is a cunt says:


    You mean that fat sack of c unting shit McBride actually has a girlfriend?

    Oh hold on, I just saw her pic. Makes sense.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Who is shagging her?

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    ArgentSilver says:

    Repulsive on all fronts…

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    Sue Marsh says:

    Are you implying Ed Balls is shagging her now?
    It reads like that.
    Might want to reword it if not or libel wings a-fluttering….

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , Just implying that damian is still working from the shadows.

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    Yes – it does, doesn’t it.

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    Balls must be pretty desperate if this woman is the only person who fits the job – or wants to work for him.

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    Balshan Izzet says:

    Listen, yeah? I’m da bad bitch round here, yeah? Do as I say, yeah? I don’t take no shit from no one, yeah? Or I’ll get Damien to smear you, yeah? And I’ll get Chris Bryant to smear something else, yeah? I’m da rude beeatch, yeah? Don’t fuck wid me, yeah? I’m from da streets, yeah? I got mans and dem, yeah? I box you, yeah?

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    They’re all working from the shadows. That’s how everything is run in the UK these days.

    Transparency, my arse!

  13. 13
    Polly, resting in Tuscany says:

    You want a final solution for Labour.

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown is a cunt says:

    She is what Americans call fugly.

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    AngryEnglishJon says:

    Thought he was a fudge pusher

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    capt apollo says:

    well the blue touch paper has been lit no stand back and wait for the explosion when this pair takes things 5 steps too far and get caught out, followed by balls’s resignation and divorce as Ms cooper doesn’t want the proverbial shit to land on her and her dreams of being the first female liebour PM.
    Fun awaits

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    So that make Balshan Izzet the Shadow McBride for the Shadow Chancellor then?

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to “naughty night-stains”…”sweaty Balls-stains” anyone?…..Arrrggghhh Mind Bleach quickly

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:


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    Balshan Izzet says:

    Innit tho? I’m a well bad bitch. Dat’s what my mans Damien calls me.

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    She’s what ‘I’ call Fugly.

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    I wouldn’t hold your breath if I were you.

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    Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

    Not me.

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    8 Minute Eddie says:

    I do not and have never known Mr Mcbride.

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    more than ballsup says:

    shes as big a moose as yvette so obviously the truth..

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    Gordon Brown's PPS says:

    I wish Gordon would hold his.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Balls is desparate. The reek of failure is in the air. Comrade Balls is destined to one of those politicians who says much but achieves nothing beyond antagonising anybody with more than half a brain.
    The sooner he is consigned to the dustbin of history along with his mentor Mr Broon the better.

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    more than ballsup says:

    with any luck this ugly could orchestrate a threesome suicide pact using an electric stun gun and a carton of laxatives

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve got the laxatives.

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    John Prescott says:

    She’s what I call yummy.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    I eagerly await the DVD of these shenanigans. Just as I eagerly awaited the DVD of monkeyface major and the Curry woman. So far I have been disappointed. It would appear that the security services, who usually hold such illuminating material, are hanging on to it. Perhaps there will be a Christmas compilation.
    What a bunch of slithery, slimey bastards.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How long before smeargate part 2? i give it 4 weeks.

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    Nothing worse than a spotty teenage socialist says:

    The c unt describes himself on his Twitter as a “Leeds student, future Labour MP, Malcolm Tucker or Jeremy Paxman. Ex-chair of Stroud District Youth Council and Stroud Young Labour”.

    Anyone who wants to intern with Kerry McCarthy needs their head tested. She’s an odious partisan robot who does as she’d commanded and got a police caution. Great role model, dickhead!

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    gildedtumbril says:

    Sir Barrington, I concur. But I believe a cesspit is a more suitable receptacle.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang em :-)

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    liam byrne's smile says:

    Red Ed does not stand a chance. Balls for labour leader before the autumn. I’ll bet Gordon Brown’s life on it – any takers?

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    liam byrne's smile says:

    What about Yvette, she of so many words without saying anything.

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    Sarah of the Rugmunchers says:

    Mmmmm finger lickin good and a few miles less to travel than Canterbury.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    May i ask if there was a winner to last weeks caption conest (The one with clegg with a blue hand) and if i may ask if there will be a prize for todays one?

    I would appricate it if you could take 30 secs to respond to these questions :-)

    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever !

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t be too hasty – Ed Balls is one of the few assets the Conservatives have.

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    Thomas Lydon's mum says:

    I fear it’s too late for that. I should have used a coat hanger at about month 2.

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    Larry The Fat-Cat Banker says:

    My dear Guido – whilst we all enjoy your anti-McBride bamter, surely this is old news? Wasn’t she ‘outed’ in the House back in 2009 on this issue and more to the point, hasn’t she been working for Balls for around 4 years now? Hardly a ‘scoop’ old man…

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    I thin the pun is ‘Smearing for the broadsheets.’

    Only an unpopular one eyed psychotic doom-curse mental head would let Balls anywhere near him.

    Ed Miliband, obviously would also.

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    Lifetime’s free entry into a caption competition?

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    BillyBob.....time for Dave to get things right at home !! says:

    Chop off ‘is knob !!!

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    BillyBob.....time for Dave to get things right at home !! says:

    Chop off ‘is knob !!

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    Engineer says:

    “….working for Balls….”

    Is that a euphemism?

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    BillyBob.....time for Dave to get things right at home !! says:

    Billy, you deserve it ‘cos you are fastest off the mark !!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I dont think Guido could cope with that :-)

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nope has to be on merit :-)

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    BillyBob.....time for Dave to get things right at home !! says:

    Chop off ‘is little fat knob !!

  52. 52
    streamfisher says:

    I recently purchased a cat mate cat-flap online and got a free gift with it, its a bag of back-2-nature small animal bedding, I could despatch this to you free in lieu of a Guido prize, postage only £15.

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    Moley says:

    Mc Bride is an essential part of the Opposition machine.

    In the early stages, Labour will rely on spin, smear, propaganda, criticism, scandal and undermining of the Coalition in order to reduce the electorate’s confidence in the Government.

    There will be no policy announcements from Labour because they; a) Haven’t got a clue, b) Can’t agree among themselves; and c) Think that not declaring any policy will avoid the possibility of them being proved wrong.

    If the Opposition won’t publicise its policies, it is up to the Coalition to do it for them. We can infer from what has been said so far that the Opposition Policy is “No cuts”, and increased borrowing.

    Given that this year’s debt interest was 47% more than last year’s, one can assume that even Ball’s knows that he is continuing to peddle lies to the Labour electorate because he and Labour hold their supporters in contempt, and believe that a lie repeated often enough will become a truth.

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    Baroness Warsi's Burqa says:

    Not necessarily. People can get all sorts of undeserved rewards in life. Meritocracy? Rubbish!

  55. 55
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I can chip in an empty wine bottle (and in about 3 hours’ time, another two empty wine bottles). P&P about £15, too.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    As the general population has the attention span of a gnat on speed, there is no harm in reminding us that the Looting Parteh make nepotism a Core Socialist Value.

  57. 57
    Ed Miliband says:

    The Japan flooding was down to climate change.

  58. 58
    Isaac Hunt says:

    I thought it was down to Thatcher

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    Gordon Brown says:

    It was Sue’s fault.

    Sue Narmi

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    Sue Narmi says:

    Did the earth move for you?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    I’d never heard of the bint until now. A quick search came up with this, among other things:

    Christ, what a revolting Huhne.

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    nell says:

    But I thought militwit said, when he took over as opposition leader, that he was heading a New generation!

    Now we find that not only do we still have gordon’s old guard ministers, balls is now also bringing back gordon’s old guard spinners and backstabbers.

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    nell says:

    Well baronessuddin would understand that principle well enough wouldn’t she?

    I wonder is she’s repaid any of that first £90k she troughed claiming her brother’s house, which she hardly visited, was her first home , or any of that £100k she troughed claiming that that empty maidstone flat in which she had never lived was her first home?

    Why wasn’t she prosecuted?!

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    Charlie Kennedy says:

    The last time I had 5 aftershocks, I couldn’t find my house either

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    Knew it , scum attracts scum! says:

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    BBC News says:

    We’re getting reports that the tsunami was caused by Lord Ashcroft. Over to our new political correspondent Alistair Campbell for the latest.

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    Sue Marsh says:

    As a leftie, this has all been quite amusing, but implying Balls is not threat is a bit silly.
    Only one who make you shiver – you know it’s true.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

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    Anonymous says:

    I dunno, I always thought Miss Cooper was kinda cute in a weird way

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    Thought he was a fudge pusher says:

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    Sludge Pump says:

    The picture in one’s mind of the copulation of Balls and that nice young lady is the thing of nightmares and horror movies!!

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    ZZZzzz says:

    Wow a 5-month old video. How topical.

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    Sludge Pump says:

    Operate the same way as the men in dark suits but with less class!

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    Doc Trough says:

    They all smell of armpits and yesterday’s semen.

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    BBC Researcher says:

    Did he drop his wallet then?

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    Balshan Izzet. Sounds a bit Turkish to me. Oh well, part of the EU, I suppose. What?

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    Who's been a naughty/thick boy then? says:

    He doesn’t sound too bright if he posted videos and tour dates online for the world to see.

    The former singer of the heavy metal band Iron Maiden has been jailed for nine months for fraudulently claiming benefits. Paul Andrews, of Salisbury, fronted the band between 1978 and 1981, under the stage name Paul Di’Anno.

    Andrews, 52, was jailed at the city’s crown court after earlier admitting falsely claiming more than £45,000.

    Fraud investigators had viewed online videos and read about gigs on the performer’s website. The site still lists dates for a May tour of Portugal, Spain and the Netherlands.

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    Gordon Brown is Lord Gaga says:

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    Calamity Clegg says:

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    ZZZzzz says:

    Wow a shit music video. How topical.

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    The reek of failure is in the air. says:

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    Bye Bye Clegg says:

    YouGov’s latest poll, prompted with explanations of what the AV and FPTP systems are, has a 17 point lead for the NO campaign.

  83. 83
    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    takers of the bet or of dear Gordons life???

  84. 84
    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    What a load of incomprehensible nonsense. I was expecting the lowdown on Goodwins so-called super-injunction. Am very disappointed.

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    CON 34%, LAB 45%, LDEM 9% says:

    So what ? Nick Clegg is safe as Leader….isn’t he?

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    Yes, it's the Youtube mong again, back to bring down the coalition by posting hundreds of videos! says:


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    Mrs G says:

    Listening to Squealer on Any Questions, is there anything that can be dug up on him so he will have to just piss off? Complete twat.

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    Chris Bryant says:

    Suck me, big boy.

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    Mandy says:

    Is that a “gagging” order?

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    Yeahbutnobut says:

    If you vote “no” to AV, do you have to put “yes” down as your second choice?

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    There’s me thinking McBride was the normal ZaNuLabor shirtlifter, mind you Balshan not some Turkish tranny’s name is it?
    As for smearing the sheets together, one has to wonder who’s rectum it is coming from?
    I wonder if Mrs. Balls* has noticed the increased laundry expense claims?

    * I will not call that she-boy Cooper, it’s an insult to Frank and his Oxford Marmalade.

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    Daily Mail says:

    Labour bringing the country to its knees again

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Little Ed goes where he’s told.

    “Oi, Ed, don’t spill me coffie in the saucer, there’s a good lad”.

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    Gazza says:

    Wai ai, man! Did yowze say summat abooot a toon army?

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    Dianne Fat Butt says:

    Do you like my butt?

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    So low – why are you now trying to play the same guilt by association game that McBride and Draper did??

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    If Labour were still in power and Labour's Jo Moore was still working for Labour today says:

    “I think given the events in Japan, it’s a good day to bury bad news”.

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    smoggie says:

    Leave Clegg alone or I’ll have a tantrum and shit myself!!

  99. 99
    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Like Dave being 11 points behind in the polls ?

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    Minekiller says:

    Balshan Izzet……is it a British person?

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    Yes, it's the Youtube mong again, back to re-elect the coalition by posting hundreds of shit videos says:


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    GrumpyBearz says:

    Your too happy being a Banker … or is that a Wanker?

    oops I’ve breached the Gagging Order!

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    ConDems bringing the country to its knees again says:

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    If Labour were still in power and Labour's Damien McBride was still working for Labour today says:

    “I’m writing up some stories to send to Derek for his blog”.

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    Yes, it's the Youtube mong again, back to bring down the coalition by posting hundreds of videos! says:

    Oh dear, the Youtube mong has taken to posting the same video for the millionth time. Time to up his meds again.

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    smoggie says:

    I’m not.

    I’m a tourist wanker with no life like Billy Bumblefuck.

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    smoggie says:

    I’m wanking furiously over Hague’s shiny blad head.

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Rawnsley says you’re full of shit, son. FAIL

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Rawnsley says you’re full of shit, son. Never happened.

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:


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    Come back, Gordo! Come back! I luv you wid my liddle winkie dinkie! says:

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    Come back, Gordo! Come back! I luv you wid my liddle winkie dinkie! says:

    Oh no! He’s having another tantrum!


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    Question says:

    You never did answer that question of whether you have a job or friends.

  114. 114
    IQ of a voter says:

    Have a little moan and then get back to to paying taxes.
    It’s the British way.
    Or is it?

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    coward as thieves says:

    Guido Fawkes says:
    March 10, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    How is your blog doing? Been going a year or two now? Or not?

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    Let’s face it. There was a certain class of people who named their sons Damian a few decades ago, weren’t they? Some of these sons may be perfectly nice chaps – can’t help that their parents were mongrels.

    And some of them are not …

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Rawnsley says you’re full of shit, son. Never happened.


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    smoggie says:

    I like it when William Hague shits in my mouth.

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    Another famous Damien says:

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    smoggie says:

    Oh dear I’ve shit myself again!!
    Mummy!! Mummy!! They are taking the piss out of Nick and I love him!!!

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man has never recovered from Rawnsley exposing Brown says:

    I love it when I have to clean up my parents’ feces as they both have alzheimers and I’ven never left home. I’m unemployed and lonely and post the same youtube videos all day and night.

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    you call this a gloat? says:

    now the general election is so close Gui­do is sweating like a ra­pist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
    Fa­wkes is a tory fifth columnist.
    end of story.
    still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
    you lose, I win.

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    £2 Million of UK taxpayers money to protect Calamity Clegg from protests says:

  126. 126
    Top Boy Returns says:

    Boy, when you gloat, you really gloat!

  127. 127
    White Van Man says:

    I don’t know I don’t live there. I’m one of those sad fuckers who spends all day here posting about a country I don’t even live in.

    I’m pitiful.

  128. 128

    Belgian peedo scumbags like you ?

  129. 129
    Top Boy Returns says:

    You know nothings about gloating.

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    yap! yap! yap!

    you was warned.

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    Here’s a corker…

    I am just about to get banned by the arch tory G­uido Faw­kes.
    F­awkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
    now the general election is so close Gui­do is sweating like a ra­pist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
    Fa­wkes is a tory fifth columnist.
    end of story.
    still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
    you lose, I win.

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    I wonder...... says:

    …..if she takes it up the shitter.

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    Very sad says:

    You are certifiable. In the space of ten minutes, you’ve though Can’t remember my moniker, jgm2 and smoggie are ALL the same person. Barking. Absolutely fucking barking.

  134. 134
    Very sad says:

    Any second you’ll start typing in caps again.

  135. 135
    Top Boy Returns says:

    Work in progress mate. Meanwhile I just post on here everyday using other peeps monikers. that’s sophisticated politicisation innit

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    I’m a Boots shelf stacker in Guildford as part of the spacker initiative. No friends. OBVIOUSLY.

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    You've got to be fucking kidding me says:

    You are actually clinically ill. You’ve been posting the exact same drivel since 2009 for fuck’s sake. You should be put to sleep for your own good.

    DZ says:
    December 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    The real tat is watching Gideon and the Bullingdon boys wanking through his letterbox on to all the junk mail piled up against the back of the door.

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    UPMINSTER mate.

    Six stops past barking

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    nell says:

    balls, damian and balshanizzat dominating militwit.

    Says everything there is to say about labour doesn’t it?!!

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    misterned says:

    9/11 was an inside job!!

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    misterned says:

    9/11 was an inside job!

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    Ha ha! says:

    TOP BOY IS CUCKOO! says:
    September 27, 2010 at 3:28 am

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    Andy Coulson says:

    Yes mrs turnip.

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    Classic! We miss the spacker terribly.

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    We know why. And we knows why you daren’t use your own moniker. Embarressed I should coco

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    misterned says:

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    Top Boy Returns says:

    No mate it’s in Guildford.

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    The man's a freak (and incredibly dim) says:

    Shiver in a creepy kinda way.`

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    William Hague says:

    I do.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    He wanted to use a photo of himself, but he couldn’t work the self-timer.

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    jgm2 says:

    “Nick Clegg has said he wanted to “wring the necks” of bankers who threw Britain’s economy into turmoil and forced the coalition to bring in austerity measures.”

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    Ha ha! says:

    156 and 160 are the same person, sadly.

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    Alan akbar says:

    Balshan looks like a muzee

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley, Rawnsley!

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    SamCam says:

    My face will be buried in Clare’s minge again this weekend.

  158. 158

    Smearing sheets is what we do best !
    and as we share a room it’s VFM for the tax payer !

  159. 159

    so is 154

  160. 160

    So she is emptying Balls ball’s ?

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    nell says:

    You have it wrong!

    izzat is a gordon/balls/damian clone!!

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    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:


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    Lt. Gen. Bertie Farquarson says:

    I think Guido is Billy

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    smoggie says:

    One needs charisma to be any kind of threat. Balls will make leader simply by default but I don’t ever see him as PM. He’s a second rate Brown ffs

  165. 165
    Yvette 'Cumchugger' Cooper says:

    Yup. Meagre portions, though.

  166. 166
    BGS Edinburgh says:

    There was reports of a massive Brownian Grin in the Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath area today measured at 8.9 on the Rictus Scale”

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    7 up says:

    Caqn’t see why the Super Moon theory is being poo pooed. If the moon can move the oceans around the world why can’t it move the Earh’s crust? One only has to look at the Severn Estuary to see what the moon can do. Certainly makes more sense than man made global warming.

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    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Perhaps as third!

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    Clegg apologist's controller division - (requires 24/7 supervision) says:

    Good job.

    Now post the Brown video.

    [Must remember not to post this to my entire e-mail list]

    Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine !!

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    You are Ed Millybwand and i cwaim my £5

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    Laban says:

    Nonsense. Unscientific rubbish about the supermoon.

    Everyone knows the earthquake was a consequence of turning on the Large Hadron Collider a year ago today. Since then it’s been nothing but blood, fire and vapour of smoke, car insurance is up 33%, the Lib Dems are in the cabinet, and the small but perfectly formed black hole at the heart of the LHC, created on switch-on day, is causing earthquakes and volcanic activity from Iceland to China, as it circles in its journey round the collider, occasionally swallowing a technician here, a neutrino there.

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    Only a matter of time. says:

    The BBC must be champing at the bit to blame the Japanese Quake on man made global warming. And they Will.

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone who has ever seen the difference between low water and high water during spring tides would never deny the massive affect that the moon has.

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    Ed Balls says:

    wicked!!! peace out blud! innit!

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    Anonymous says:

    dirty little w-o-g.

  177. 177

    Nonsense. Unscientific drivel!
    The earth has warmed up due to man made CO2 emissions.
    Now the earth is sick. And when its sick, it shivers. And those Gaia shudders cause earthquakes.

    We’re killing the planet and only hemp shirts and straw huts will save us!

    {As long as we’ve still got Facebook though. Otherwise how could we let people know how Green we are? Facebook doesn’t use any power does it? And computers? They aren’t very energy inefficient or use rare earth metals or anything do they?}

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    jgm2 says:

    Evening Stalker

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    jgm2 says:

    Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”

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    jgm2 says:

    Evening Stalker. You sound rattled.

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    Clegg apologist's controller division - (requires 24/7 supervision) says:

    My tongue is so far up Nick’s arsehole it’s tickling his appendix.

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    Wavy Davy apologist's controller division - (requires 24/7 supervision) says:

    I stick my tongue up Dave’s ringpiece so hard his shit is constantly dripping down my chin.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s ‘cos Cameron is a twat, didn’t you know?

  186. 186
    Drugs the facts says:

    “Speed” increases the ability to focus, that’s why people take it and that’s why it’s derivatives like Ritalin are given to kids with ADD.

  187. 187
    Spot the fuckwit says:

    The men on the video whom we are supposed to feel sorry for , look like monkeys. That tells me all I want to know. Fucking knuckle draggers.

  188. 188
    jgm2 says:

    You sound really rattled now Stalker. Don’t start crying.


  189. 189
    jgm2 says:

    I agree with George Osborne who said…

    “The near-collapse of the British banking system more than two years ago still generates today deep feelings of anger and cries for retribution. I understand that, for the link between risk and reward that underpins our free market was completely broken.”

    “Bankers who had made the most catastrophic mistakes walked away with huge payouts and pensions.”


  190. 190
    Wavy Davy apologist's controller division - (requires 24/7 supervision) says:

    I stick my tongue so hard up Dave’s arsehole he farts in my mouth.

  191. 191
    Alfred North Whitehead says:

    Hilarious – keep it up, sad little person. After all – we need a laugh…

  192. 192
    jgm2 says:

    You sound really upset now Stalker. Please don’t start crying again.


  193. 193
    Brian Cowen (Biffo to those who know...) says:

    Jaysus! If that fat ugly ignorant fecker McBride with his red blood pressure face can pull – there’s hope for us all! So there is…

  194. 194
    King Kong says:

    I blame Godzilla.

  195. 195
    50 Calibre says:

    Taking on Balls perhaps horizontally as well as vertically tells you all you need to know about her and perhaps what her other playmate might be up to.

    Makes your skin crawl, doesn’t it just?

  196. 196
    50 Calibre says:

    Fancy having to wake up to that most mornings?

  197. 197
    50 Calibre says:

    I’ll bring the piano wire. Where’s the lamp post?

  198. 198
    50 Calibre says:

    You called…

  199. 199
    stun says:

    She’d come a long way down yer average fantasy wank list though

  200. 200
    ???? says:

    O/T Looks like “Dave’s” no-fly zone is grounded until further notice due to the crew refusing to get on board the plane

  201. 201
    Sally Bercow says:

    The Christmas period looks best for me as you get to use sparkly Tampax

  202. 202
    Sally Bercow says:

    Shudda been a woman and he wuld not haVE had 2 pai id bak unlike the Babesataion GURL

  203. 203
    Eeu to me says:

    Maybe it’ll help rusty get his head out of thr EU’s arse and realise that project they call the EU only exists in uncivil servants wet dreams and to get any business you don’t project power yourself, you do what Germany, France, China does you, wait to see the USA and it’s minions get embroiled and when the hate is transfered to them you go to the winning side and sell them the assets they require, making sure your inbuilt profits has plenty of room for “squeeze” after all that’s what wars are all about, making money.

  204. 204
    homo-eroticist says:

    This site IS his blog

  205. 205

    Don’t forget to mention/emphasis it’s a TORY led coalition.

  206. 206

    Engineer ! Breaking news large explosion heard at Japanese nuclear power plant plumes of white smoke rising into the air ! fears of a meltdown
    Hey but


  207. 207



    why build a beast you cannot control

  208. 208

    Spineless bastards will do nothing
    on the say so of some unelected swampdog friend of Blair!

    in the future when Gadaffi brings down another airliner
    they will sit there saying “Lessons have been learned and we will do more in the future !

  209. 209
    bergen says:

    Sadly,GOM,the Labour party believes in the hereditary principle and cronyism generally far more than any other similar organisation.

  210. 210
    Eeu to me says:

    Maybe they could ask Sky or the BBC they seem to have “experts” that could sort this problem out before lunch.

  211. 211

    pictures from Japanese tv show that the containment structure encasing the reactor has been blown away
    increasing fears of a meltdown

    Dont Panic !

    population for a six mile radius have been evacuated !

  212. 212
    Eeu to me says:

    Don’t worry,they’ve alerted Superman and when he’s sorted out Libya he’ll pop over to Japan and sort that out.

  213. 213

    Pictures from Jap tv show the explosion
    it looks a big un

    better inform Readymix that they will be going on overtime for the next few months !

  214. 214
    Lance-Corporal Jones says:

    I have a bad feeling about this…

  215. 215
    Eeu to me says:

    It’s mother natures way of saying I’m in charge and you your ways of trying controlling me is a farce, mother nature wins every time, no doubt the C02 and the Global warming crowd will be creaming their collective nickers as they dream of what they can do with the untold goverment funds that will be poured over them to pretend to work out to control tsunami’s and earthquakes.

  216. 216
    Lessons Learnt #32 says:

    I think the only lesson that has been learnt is that if you rebel against a tyrannical ruler don’t expect the “West” to do much if said tyrannical ruler starts bombing the shit out of you

  217. 217
    Gearóid Mac Ádhaimh says:

    You obviously mean Obama as Gerry Adams has not won the Nobel Prize (Yet)

  218. 218
    Mike Allen says:

    Internal squabble in Labour party sees the pal of a senior member and a sexist journalist not gettin get the job that they wanted for her so the talentless sexist journalist has a whinge in the Irish “Guardian.

  219. 219
    Archie says:

    And ting, innit!

  220. 220
    Archie says:

    That man does NOT look as though he’s having a good time lately!

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