The Easiest Job in the World
Alison McGovern hasn’t had a glittering career outside of politics. According to her website she was head girl at school in 1998, don’t you know, then on to UCL. She worked briefly as a researcher at the House of Commons before going to spin for Network Rail. She was elected in May, and as Guido reported at the time, immediately promoted to the dubious role of Gordon Brown’s PPS. Though no longer a frontbencher, or even a participating Member of Parliament, Gordon found it necessary to recruit such a minion.
You would think that after Brown’s abject failure to turn up to Parliament to represent the people of Kirkcaldy, Alison would have quietly dropped the laughable non-job description, but no, she is still using it today to promote her role as a Labour Yes2AV spokesman. So how has Gordon been keeping his PPS busy?
The job normally entails:
- Being with the Minister at all times in the Chamber and for meetings on the Parliamentary estate. Gordon has given one backbench speech in an adjournment debate since May 2010 and asked a handful of written questions.
- Liaising between Commons and your bosses Government department. Gordon doesn’t have a department.
- Controlling access to the boss for other MPs who want to see him. Would anybody be seen dead seeking Brown’s advice?
Many would argue there is little point to Gordon Brown in his current role, let alone his PPS.
More waste, Hang him!
He makes me look sane ! Keeeel Him !
Brown Lost.
Get over it.
reminds of the Mandelstein guy, from England. all that 12yr old pussy around and the perverted bastard wants to bang some old brazilian fruit. anyone understand them limey fags?
Some fixation with brown balls ?
Prince Andrew says he does, and so does my Spad.
Ask my young Spad or Prince Andrew.
I’m Hague’s little spadboy and I wank furiously over his shiny bald head.
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Guido Fawkes today announced his shock that Westminster council would seek to ban the sharing of food between voluntary groups and the sometimes entrenched and also sometimes transient population of homeless people in London’s Victoria Area.
Cllr Daniel Astaire, Westminster Council’s cabinet member for society, families and adult services, said, ‘Soup runs have no place in the 21st century and it is wrong and undignified that people are being fed on the streets.
‘Handing out free food only serves to keep people on the streets for longer, damaging their health. I know several stockbrokers who gave it all up for a free sarnie and Goddammit. I’m not taking it anymore.’
But the famous Blogger Yesterday hit back saying this such negative actions had no place in the Big Society and were just an attempt to move rough sleepers out of central London for the Olympics by any means necessary.
Long time Tramp Nadine Dorres stated: “I may be against disabled people in general, but even I wouldn’t ban some soppy Christian lot going giving soup to losers, whoever’s behind this is barking mate. Total Vote killer.”
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Use your own moniker. Grumpy Old Man is taken. and has been for over 4 years
Mention certain things GOM, and the moniker stealing LabTrolls come scuttling out in a silly and predictable manner.
Looks like they still can’t take any criticism of Saggy Gordon, even when he continues to rip us all off.
Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown.
Mackerel Boy, Top Boy, tat, cowardly sad bastard, you name him.
It’s his latest tactic, nicking monikers. Most dastardly and ruthless.
But it should bring down the collapse of the Coalition very soon. Be patient though.
If he keeps this up his prediction of postman pat as PM will come true…
Or perhaps not (like all his predictions).
My arselicking of Dave will win him the election as will calling everyone tat.
It’s just the way self-righteous Fabianist filth like to do things…. get a non-job, suck on the taxpayer tit for all your worth and pontificate away like a good ‘un, wearing your “progressive politics” badge like it’s an honour as opposed to something that should land in prison for being the lying fucking traitor that you are.
The sooner we rid the country of the vile disease that is the Labour Party, the better our future will be.
Now then- on another topic: I reckon you could really fuck up one of these useless fucking windmill things with a small rocket, a grappling hook, and a hawser attached to a big piece of concrete. My mate Bob The Lazy Postman reckons it wouldn’t work as it wouldn’t be accurate enough….
“If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”
Don’t forget idiot Ed Milibandand his hand in the 50 year march back to year zero, with the added bonus that the serfs will have to pay through the nose for the privilege of the serfdom bestowed by the gullible prat.
One of my ex friends bought himself a windmill. You are dead right jgm2, it didn’t work when it was calm & didn’t work when it was windy. It’s been horizontal for the last two years. I think the wind blew it over.
Mind you he has the intellect that thinks AOL is a good idea.
They don’t need to work. When you have a state-guaranteed buyer for your generation that is double (for windmills on land) or triple (for windmills at sea) the market rate, you simple do what the Spaniards have been doing — buying diesel generators and attaching them to the grid.
Of course the smart guys know that EU-issue carbon paper is where it’s at. Intangible, apparently untraceable, but totally redemeeable for hard cash. Who needs usury when you have carbon-credits trading?
Brown looks like me with two hookers. no wait, all Brits are fags.
You should offer all three an internship:
http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/?adly_id=1373351728
Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown.
Hello stalker.
Its the blog stalker. You know you’ve ‘arrived’ when you’re considered worthy of a good Labour stalking
We don’t want him.
Even Pikeys and Rednecks have standards.
WE do!
Many would argue there is little point to Gordon Brown in his current role
Actually, I’d argue there’s no poitn to Gordon Brown, full stop.
If we’re still paying for her, then her job should be terminated.
If Brown is paying, he can do what he likes.
All together now….
I’mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a wanker, I’m a wanker….
I posted 3 this earlier this morning and have only just seen this idiotic and crass comment. I don’t want to be a part of such vulgarity so I’m orf.
Since Gay Gordon the Gurning Gulper isn’t a minister, what purpose can this little totty serve as his PPS, besides catching his Nokia with her teeth and cleaning up the blood and shit after he has had one of his dos? Why can’t he have the common decency to employ his own Ukrainian nurse? Even Gadaffi could mange that.
We will be soft on crime and soft on the cuases of crime.
But we won’t be soft on the police, they can go fock themselves.
And then Dave and Fat Ken will forgive them and give them the vote like for prisoners.
i shall be going on strike. i shall be kettling myself. i shall be accidentally tripping over and hemor…, bleeding to death, whilst resisting arrest.
but only after you have hidden your number.
to catch nurse you have to be patient
Totty watch tag, she aint to bad , But she is standing next to Gordon and beard.
she’s a double bagger
Miss McGovern’s right hand is in a rather indelicate position..
No wonder McDoom has that inane smirk on his face.
Brown is a knob end
No, knob ends have some use…
Well, many would debate as to whether I have any use.
But I don’t care as I’m STILL coining it in!
Ker-ching!!!!
Today, I will not be making any comments about the latest bout of genocide in Libya, nor will I be talking to the press about why my government decided to offer training and equipment to help that madman’s forces crush dissent.
In fact I have put my finger in my ear, and will be shouting out la la la, I can’t hear you, you fucking scunners.
Instead I will be visiting a sure start centre in Cowdenbeath, and attending the AGM of the Raith Rovers non sectarian supporters club for it is the right thing to do, rather than admit I am a useless oxygen thief and first class Hunt.
Speaking of doctorates , since the german defence minister recently resigned after being caught with a PhD he acquired by plagiarism , maybe someone could find the sweaty twat’s thesis and see whether he plagiarised to any degree (pun intended). I would try myself but have no idea where to start.
Everything about this is so wrong.
Gordon, please fuck off.
Didn’t you get the memo?
Former French President Chirac is to stand trial for corruption
This needs to happen to Gordon too (hello eds). He happily poured the country down the toilet for his pathetic political ends.
Jail the fucker.
and waste more tax payers money?? – put him on a scottish isle and forget him
Pub bore alert.
Do they still have anthrax on Gruinard?
The news paper is spelled Guardian.
It is supposed to be cleaned up – though I doubt anyone can be 100% sure, despite them spraying the place with formaldehyde.
Its a bit near the mainland though, there would be a good chance of escape.
Maybe the (now empty) lighthouse on North Rona would be safer.
Better still, exile him to Luton.
I prefer the piano wire and lamp post solution.
The bastard stole a big chunk of my pension…
The filthy thieving socialist, stole from everyones pension. Except of course the MP’s gold plated one.
No correction needed, jgm2. “Residense” is a somehow more appropriate spelling when referring to the Gormless Brown Thickhead.
Goron the hoon looks as if he is about to receive a hand job from his PPS.
Perhaps he is hoping for girl on girl action, whilst he goes off and reads about post endogenous growth theories.
He’d rather the girls kept themselves busy whilst he gives little Edwina Millipede a damed good fisting. Talk about a red box.
A bit f***ing late to start learning about economics!
He needs his pps to look after the sad idiots that voted for him.
That he’s still an MP tells you all you need to know about his constituents. It must be an awful place to live…
Think of the filthiest, most depressing, run down, small seaside town in England and then multiply it by 50.
Mansfield, Stoke, Wolverhampton etc etc
Quaint coastal towns all?
Think Mablethorpe or Withernsea.
Withernsea???
I’d rather holiday in Triploi.
I had the misfortune to go there a year or so back, bit like going back to the 1970;s.
But with junkies and nonces.
W.W.
..and chip-eating fat slags by the skipload.
And who pays for this v a g i n a now ?
Look love. There’s a big future
with the railways. Jack it in now
and you can get back in the pension scheme pronto.
This cheap througher’s thighs give me the pression that they are fit for Gaddafi’s anti aircraft fire
At least the No 10 moggy is relatively safe now that Brown is to all intents and purposes permanently back north of the border. He could have kicked it!
Did she spin for Newtwork rail before or after it want bust ?
‘Many would argue there is little point to Gordon Brown in his current role, let alone his PPS
Should read ‘Many would argue this is little point to Gordon Brown.’ FULL STOP
Unless we can get him to give evidence against B£iar in the International Court of Justice.
Will you intern for me luv ?
Just cant keep up with the Guido posts about the machinations of our glorious leaders and opposition bleeders.
One publisher he sought during the war, who had initially accepted Animal Farm subsequently rejected his book after an official at the British Ministry of Information warned him off although the civil servant who it is assumed gave the order was later found to be a Soviet spy… ROFL.
I don’t even live in Britain but I spend all day on here posting about it’s politics. Gordon Brown
I’m the saddest most pathetic and lonely twat in the world.
So you’re a Labour Party member as well, then?
Poor you.
Who says you have to live in Guildford to “comment”?
Guido
In your photo he really does look like a queer
Between two doubtful women
Guido
In your phograph he really does look like a homo
Between two paid women
I find your remark gratuitously offensive to homos in general. But feel free with sociopathic Scotch jessies like McBottler.
I thought that it was a sack of spuds on the left.
Your attacks on Brown (who merits them)
Make me look so innocent
And thanks to Hamstpead, Blair and Lazards I will now become an elder statesman of fraud, crime, war crimes and Ponzi schemes
Hanging on to the coat tails of a has-been such as G Brown doesn’t strike me as likely to be the most career enhancing strategy,
and while I’m here and having read D. Mill in the Times today, I’m beginning to think that the elder brother would secretly like to join the Coalition. And what divine retribution that would be for brother Ed! Go on Dave Mill, juicy does it, you know you want to!
Are you worried about the Lizards at Lazards, Guido,
They are paper tigers also like Madoff
I can always help you demolish them as well
They will soon flee like the other fraudulent banks which have cost us too much
Gordon , Just do the right thing and pull the trigger.
The ex-memebrs of the Brown Ma went through the roof
Or he threw a fire extinguisher and then committed suicide ?
The ex-Members of the Brown Mafia went through the roof
Or they are throwing fire extinguishers before committing suicide
Actually Levy your title is incomplete
It should read
Lord Levy of Flog a Title and Hedge Fund Socialist Millionaires
You are still in our sights you old fraud
He’s a twat.
Hello stalker. You sound rattled.
He needs a good smoke of something stronger than Woodbines if you know what I mean. Howeber Old Bill closing in on him, as he grows his own apparenly.
Hello again druggie stalker.
Sarah Brown was on weekend womens hour – yes yes I know – but it was the wireless in the shed. In the rush to turn the bloody woman off I forgot to turn the gas on on the Mig. Curse of Jonah fucked up that weld.
Did she tell the hilarious story of how she banged her head on the car roof? She’s a laugh a fucking minute.
Christ, you’ve got a Soviet jet in your shed?
A few days ago she was plugging her book on the bloody World Service, in an interview that was softer than cotton wool. It was along the lines of “Is there anything the wife of our great former Prime Minister would like to say?” It was the BBC at its very sycophantic worst, and it was nauseating. I particularly disliked the bit where she (apparently) slags off Gus O’Donnell in the book but then, when asked in the interview to provide a bit more detail, suddenly went all shy and said that “you will have to ask him that”. FFS – talk about cowardice!!
Gordon Brown should be sent to the Andes where certain tribes like their meat to be of the human variety.
But is “it” Human?
Yeah, you’ve got a point. Well, they can always use him to make a campfire.
74 No good: I have it on the unimpeachable authority of the Head Gardener of a top Girls’ School in Ascot – “S**t won’t burn.”
Good question Billy.
Gordon and the long awaited but not missed < Return of the Golden Bollocks, coming shortly, but then again perhaps not, to a Kinema opposite the Thames river.
I imagine looking after Gordon would be like having to look after Baby Jane Hudson.
Yeh, the ugly, usless lump’s probably got a box he stands at pretending he’s giving speches in the HOC.
GB: “I saved the world . . . .”
Ed Balls is scum!
But I like his bum!
Post your own shit prat.
Or should that be TaT, only 80 pence a go now times are getting hard.
yop
He’s more like that irritating piece of dog shit that just won’t come off your shoe.
Useless muppet. Who is paying for this useless waste of time & space? Brown? No the taxpayers have to pay for this playground. No wonder our economy is crippled.
I am Batman.
Can I be your Robin?
He’s done enough Robbing.
Have some sympathy for the poor girl. Imagine being in close proximity to that c unt and his foul breath?
You make your bed and lay in it.
SQUWAAAARRRKKKHH!!! (sniff) (flutter) (¡dolɟ)
Don’t you realise I’m busy thinking about International Women’s Day and feeding on large tubs of my wife’s breast-milk ice-cream?
“Many would argue there is little point to David Cameron in his current role, let alone his Cabinet.”
Very well said Guido.
It’s easier to understand why Ms McGovern would want a Westminster-based job, ANY job, if you’ve been to the Wirral where she’s an MP.
You’ve not been to the right bits. The Mersey bank is a tad post-industrial, but the Dee bank and the middle bits are rather posh.
‘shitholes’ is a bit generous.
I have been there too. There is actually a very good Indian restaurant near that spot. There appears to be an inverse ratio between good areas and good Indian noshes. The Indian restaurant shithole syndrome is hereby coined.
She’s MP for Wirral South, covers Ellesmere Port, same area that 2 jags went to school, Vauxhall, Cheshire Oaks, if somebody turned up with a red rosette they would vote for them, ex Ben Chapman’s seat, Wiki says she went to Wirral Grammar School for Girls and was head girl 1998/99, so she has a full 11 years worldwide experience of business, life, etc.
No you are wrong. Wirral South does not cover Ellesmere Port- that has its own seat, ‘Ellesmere Port and Neston’. Moreover, Wirral South was a safe Conservative seat until 1997. In 1992 Barry Porter held it with an 8000-majority.
Thank you. I completely under-estimated her
life experience. I need some business advice to cope
with the recession. Oh hang on….
Still she’ll know about Tampon wings and panties
That is an unfair characterisation of the Wirral. Birkenhead has its problems for sure but the rest of it is classic middle-class commuter land. Wallasey, Wirral West, and Wirral South were all Conservative seats in the Thatcher era, the latter two solidly so. It is important to get your facts right.
It’s dead boring though innit?
No pleasing some people. Waddya want, nightclubs and theme parks?
Dead boring? If by that, you mean quiet and generally respectable then I am glad to live on the Wirral. It’s a nice part of the world- and not too far from Chester, Liverpool and Manchester either.
the census form came today and with it was a list of available translations. the languages include: two forms of punjabi, tamil, yiddish, two forms of kurdish, aramaic (just incase jesus is living in a bedsit in bradford), swahili and Akan/Twi-Fante .
unfortunately i can only read latin
Hate him.
That Alison is a useless, sponger with no sense of decency. She should not be paid for doing sweet FA. The economy is in a mess and her nose in still in the trough. Pathetic!
I have been soaking my conkers in vineger.
An arsehole who can’t add up! It was insane to let Brown in control of the country!
Did he actually speak in the debate today as was rumoured?
silly witch only won the seat by 531 votes. One more heave and she’s out.
We are paying this lazy useless bastard a lot of money to sit at home and write books trying to exonerate himself from wrecking this country. And Barnsley. How many voted Labour? What a bunch of brainless droids they are up there, they moan about immigration then vote for the fuckers who have let millions in. Call the White House, carpet bomb Barnsley, wipe the fuckers out.
So the Office of Sarah and Gordon brown is a limited liability profit-making company ?
“The Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown Registered Office: Broadgate Tower, 20 Primrose Street, London EC2A 2RS, UK. Company Reg. No: 7362179 ”
And they are pretending to be do gooders ?
Another of Gordoom’s fucking Labour frauds
They have no shame
You will also note that the “Office oif Tony Blair”‘ on the web does not state whether it is a company, a charity or just bullshit
“Copyright © 2009 – 2011 The Office of Tony Blair. All Rights Reserved. For the Media Terms of Use Privacy Policy”
What is this prostitute and fraud Blair up to as well ?
They are BOTH obviously up to dirty tricks and slush funds again.
Can I contribute directly Tone ?
Can I contribute my good friend ?
Why,oh why don’t they operate out of Belize ????
It will be very interesting to see what comes out of Libya when Gaddafi falls. Most interesting indeed. to see what tehe Labour party has been up to.
I believe there should be one or two sphincters pulsating rapidly in Kirkaldy and Dubline (or wherever) at this moment.
brilliant – are we paying for her too?
Former Deputy Prime Minister Lord Prescott is to read BBC Radio 4′s shipping forecast for Comic Relief. Normally the 0520 forecast is read by a Met Office forecaster and the others are read by a BBC announcer, but early on 19 March former seaman Lord Prescott will step in.
“It’s a real honour to be given the chance to read it and even better that it’s for Red Nose Day,” he said.
I am so happy for my old friend Prezza
Me minge smells reeet nasteh!
I want it to be officially know that I am now Lord 3 shags and 2 jags
We must not forget darling Rosie
I will never forget you Rosie
The Whips must be getting to you Guido
Sorry about that
“And we’ve just found out why Rosie Winterton submitted a claim for £4,690 for the soundproofing of her bedroom wall. Apparently she’s not a screamer after all, it’s just that she could “hear next door turning on a switch”. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!
Winterton, checking to see if she can claim for her new plane on expenses.
The political world has become a pantomime, but if we sit back and take it then the joke’s on us! It’s time to end this freak show once and for all.
*We shit you not, read their manifesto.”
My favourite shipping region is ‘Dogger’ cos it reminds me of the stormy times with Tracey. It reeeaaaaalllyyy used to blow hard….
I suppose we ought to be grateful Brown stain
isn’t reading the forecast. Otherwise cue storm
of the century.
…and we will now sing hymn number 363, ‘For Those In Peril On The Sea’.
Poor guy looks a state
She is a glorified nappy changer !
and maybe munches a bit of rug on the QT
I am a bearded tit.
there really should be no surprise at the lengths to which Brown and all his mates in all of the parties go to to enrich themselves at our expense. just how many more blogs and more comments will it take for us to go and get the bastrads and string them up …. years and years and years no doubt
Well I love multiculturalism, if anybody else dared to take to the streets (apart from you know who shss, for fear of moderation), the clubs and the 50,000 volt tasers would be wielded about with gay abandon (PC49 calls it Pride), no £50 fine for you just a fractured skull and a smoking withered arm, followed afterwards (after extensive hospital treatment) by a 4 year jail sentence.
What is the point of Gordon Brown?
To Gordon Brown?
Everything.
To you?
Does he care, protected as he is by Parliamentary privilege, courtesy of the change you can believe in coalition?
Lord Levy on the DP show today said there was no point to Gordon Brown, other than he left the country in a deep financial mess.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12678468
Well, he would, wouldn’t he. Everyone is trying to distance themselves from Jonah these days.
She sounds a bit like me, I have never had a job either. The only difference between us is, I have not had any education either. It is easy to con the system, I am now Chairman of the Parliamentary Health Committee and I can’t even spell. I intend to appoint a new assistant to help me in this role, she needs to be young, blonde, with long legs, can spell, and comes from Eastern Europe.
Stop moaning about it and do what I did – move to New Zealand
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
At least earthquakes are a natural disaster – Brown was an unnatural disaster
With any luck, she will lose her seat at the next election. Wirral is a traditionally Conservative area and can be so again.
What an absolute shit is Gordon Brown. He fucks up the country, and then has the nerve to steal money from the taxpayer.
He has no decency.
Dave’s gonna get it sorted.
How did this fucking freakshow loser get anywhere the levers of power FFS?
He’s on a parliamentary guaranteed stipend, tailored for the rest of his life, plus lucrative sidelines, and you call him a loser?
You’re right, we’re the fucking losers mate.
If you think McGovern’s a loser you haven’t met her horrible staffer Jo Kibble aka the Political Animal.
Cameron !
Get your finger out yer arse
and push the UN for a no fly zone in Libya and some form of military action
The rebel strong holds are surrounded and are being conned into using up all their ammunition as soon as it’s gone there will be mass slaughter as Gadaffi’s troops will butcher every person left standing
you have a choice to make big talk and big action or
big spin and big genocide !
Ipsa’s his primary concern at the moment.
Buggins.
No his concern is not for ipsa,his concern is for his over inflated ego,the man is proving over and over again that he is a u turn poser and to think I was one of those who voted for him.
At that time I really did think that he was the man who had the b–ls to undo what the Liebour b—–ds Bliar and the Nokia chucker had visited on this country.
I now freely admit I was hopelessly wrong.
This guy to me now is a snake oil salesman who does’nt know his arse from his elbow surrounded by a load of plonkers who frankly don’t deserve to be anywere near the levers of power.
It is now UKIP for me because I would’nt trust the Lib/Lab/Con morons to run a piss up in a brewery let alone a country.
As Cromwell once said all those years ago to parliamentary dross (In The Name Of God Go) never were truer words spoken that you could apply to our dross right now.
That’s what the Ex Blair voters said.
Thank christ there’s always another generation of suckers along in time for the next election.
That quote is on my wall to cheer me up – never were truer words spoken
That’ll be why gad afi is asking, through al jazeera then, for safe passage to la margarita in venezuala , tonight?!!
JGM2.
You must have a slate missing,all in favour of it what a disgusting statement,you might not like the muslim religion and to be fair neither do I,but to come out with a statement like that is beyond the pale.
There are innocent civilians men women and children being frankly massacred here in numbers which we have no idea of right now by a madman and his regime.
You say all in favour of it,carry on chaps,you Mr really need to get a checkup to see wether you are on this planet or in another place known only to you.
What he means is, it makes a refreshing change from muslims killing US – and who would disagree with that?
Yes, less for us to kill when the time comes!!
I don’t like women.
On minimum wage trolling income, could you afford them anyway?
Well you made hundreds of thousands of them welfare benefit dependents in the hope that they’d for you!!
‘Little point to gordon?’
Why is it then that he is being paid £65k by the taxpayer to be an unseen mp.
Why is it then that he is drawing expenses of about £100k for his mp’s office and staff in kirkcaldy?
Why is it then that he is drawing a further £85k paid to ex pm’s to set up another office for sundry purposes?
Why is it that a further aprox £200k is being paid out for security details to protect him 24/7?
Why is it he is also claiming office expenses and travel expenses and other expenses that mp’s claim, when he has barely shown his face in westminster since we kicked him out ? Approx £50k??
How much is all of that?
Well about half a £million a year.!!
Is gordon worth it?
Who cares?
Dave doesn’t.
Well gordon and balls and his shrill wife that was all over the media today sure as hell don’t!!
So, apart from you, ultimately who gives a fuck?
prezza is drawing his £1000k plus a month as a nonentity in the hol,
bliar is still drawing about £500kpa from us taxpayers as he flits about the world making money for his personal account out of his peace envoy role also paid by us, as he makes £millions on the side!!
straw’s smirking at the huge sums he’s troughing off the taxpayer for doing nothing
and militwit is being paid £1000′s by the taxpayer to be an even worse leader of the labour party than gordon was!!
Why is there still no, no-fly zone over lib ya?
The un is toothless, useless!!
Probably because we’ve got fuck all to fly over it.
You reckon?
I think you might be wrong about that one!!
Don’t know where you live.
But where I am the RA F is flying practising sorties, day and night, for something!!!
Looping the loop over the local jobcentre.
Nell.
Have a look at 177 jgm2,I did reply to him with his disgusting comments,whoever he is he must be some twisted arsehole to come out with that kind of warped comment when innocent people are being massacred by a madman,words fail me to say what I really mean about this moron who posts this utter inane crap.
He’s not wrong Nell…we do have fuck all planes…those planes you’re seeing are probably on routine flying missions to keep pilots hours up nothing more…the ISS seem to think we have not enough planes either and I believe them rather than what “Dave” says
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364394/Libya-conflict-Britain-unable-patrol-fly-zone-got-planes-say-experts.html
The MSM is unable to shape mass perception these days as it used to, and so it is taking longer to whip up war-lust; indeed, sufficient blood-hunger might never be roused again as the MSM loses its grip on the people now used to questioning the motives of their criminal politicians.
MSN?
What is it?
Are you talking about the Microsoft Network. ?
What have they got to with news?!
Ha ha suckers!
http://www.wirralglobe.co.uk/news/8894423.UPDATED__Protestors_storm_court_and__arrest__judge_in_chaotic_scenes/
There must be a psychiatric term for it.
Interesting photo Guido.
He looks like the chig ago mafia, the coward at the top who relies on other men to do his tough work (damian mcbride, twatson et al) because he’s too scared to do it for himself , with two idiot molls hanging onto his shirt tails, doesn’t he?
OOOH! Get the bitch!
What’s the matter sweetie? Feeling bloated and unloved?
Nell.
No need to elaborate on what he has been and what his persona is we all know it only too well to our misfortune.
The man is disaster personified as far as England goes,he was brought up on it ,dismantle England to the EUSSR and we in Jockland have achieved our centuries old objectives.
Who cares what he does now the man is history and will go down as a tosser with command of an abbacus only.
Nite Bedtime.
I’m the big ploppy man.
I take it from the comments, or absence of rather, most of you didn’t see our Prime Minister appear on The One Show earlier this evening talking about everything from Libya and Europe to Larry The Cat and Love Actually. Watch on iplayer.
Prepare for more of this folks. The rumblings of discontent are getting louder.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364091/Council-tax-protesters-storm-courtroom-arrest-judge.html
Mmm summat’s up lad….!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364350/William-Hague-defiant-critics-close-amid-suggestions-Andrew-Mitchell-replace-him.html
Ain’t seen that one before!
In a stunning move to cut crime, plans have been revealed to put tens of thousands of extra policemen on the streets; coming out of their offices and away from their desks all over Britain.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8369874/Police-pay-protesters-may-take-to-streets.html
Having been given a choice between reduced pay or redundancies, they are presumably striking for the right to lose their jobs.
However; in the face of massive redundancies and hardship, the decision to continue foreign aid is looking more and more ridiculous; it is a deliberate slap in the face to every public sector worker made redundant.
It’s a shame they haven’t started at the top and taken a load of the ACPO grades out, but then in most organisations Da management grades are the untouchables, because of their university degrees in Dbase, Powerpoint and various other Microsoft softwares.
As far as foreign aid is concerned the stubborn way they want to keep it suggests to me it’s more than being bothered about being nice to overseas peoples, it’s more about being nice to etc .
History will treat me kinder than you inferior bigots! I was the greatest prime minister who ever lived!
it’s very noticable that we are constantly being led away from the tories poor form in order to have a go at brown – who hasn’t been pm for nearly a year now
Brown’s incompetence is of course well known but there’s a large section of the Tory party that only put up with “Dave” because he said that if they changed their image and went with him he would deliver them power…unfortunately he didn’t…he failed to beat the worst PM in living memory and allowed the LibDems and Clegg to gain momentum in the election campaign by his disastrous decision to let Clegg share in the PM debates when everyone knew Clegg had no chance of being PM(or so we thought then) and win in seats where the Tories needed to win to gain an overall majority and then to get them into coalition he started watering down his policies to keep LibDems on side on the basis of the mantra “nobody won the election”..he made his biggest error by conceding a referendum on AV which on present voter apathy could deliver a yes vote and the introduction of AV spelling the end of a Tory majority government forever and the LibDems holding balance of power….he’s ratted on every pledge on europe so UKIP is starting to gain ground and his latest debacle is that he’s trying to drum up support for a no-fly zone when he’s cutting the RAF and everybody from the service chiefs down know we haven’t the assets to contribute very much to it. It’s all PR…and grandstanding ignoring the fact that there is no appetite in the country for it or the risk of another foreign military adventure in an arab country
The Tory party is ruthless when it comes to ditching leaders and if “Dave” fails to deliver another term in 2015 because of his policies and errors of judgement in allowing the AV referendum he will be ejected quicker than a pilot from one of his imaginary air force planes
I do hope the Cons aren’t thinking of ditching Call me Dave before the next election. He deserves it however! If Cameron was given the boot he and the Party would open themselves up to accusations of his successor being ‘unelected’ in much the same way Brown was. The accusation against Brown was readily picked up by many Cons and Labour detractors.
In their defence the previous Labour government actually had a majority. The Cons don’t even have a majority and to support any change of leader mid-term would be seen as hypocritical at best.
Oh God, that flyer for a horror movie is still there this morning. Please change it soon. And can I have something to disinfect my computer screen.
Maybe she is his nurse?
Sky news has had a team in Zawiyah in one clip the army opened up on protesters not one of which had a weapon
on saturday they showed a clip where a protester was taken into hospital with a fuckin unexploded RPG sticking out of his thigh Gadaffi is firing anything and everything at these people
if their ammunition runs out they will be slaughtered
By the time the international community get a UN Security Council resolution on a possible “no fly zone” (dependent on a non veto from Russia or China of course)Gadaffi will have probably re-taken the country…even if there is a resolution at the UN it will still take time to get the necessary assets and RoE sorted….NATO will not go it alone without absolute cast-iron guarantees(sorry about that in view of “Dave”‘s involvement)that it firstly has legal authority and support of the arab nations and then it has to be argued whether no-fly zones would actually stop Gadaffis armour as the resolution wouldn’t cover that presumably(some nations may support a no-fly resolution but very few would support taking out Gadaffi’s forces and all the ramifications for ground forces that would entail I suspect and there is simply not enough support of the various nation’s publics for that after Iraq and Afghanistan)
The best the opposition can hope for is that they can stabilise the east centred on Benghazi and try and hold on to Ras Lanuf as long as possible but one things certain Gadaffi is totally unfazed by international condemnation and isoloation…he spent most of the 70′s and 80′s in that situation.
The picture is of the three most useless Hunts in the UK
my life’s mission is to make people pay for things they don’t want
I am Spartacnut.
Any of you see our Prime Minister on The One Show last night?
Yes. My toes have just finished uncurling. Whose idea was that ?
http://notasheepmaybeagoat.blogspot.com/2010/05/labour-postal-voting-fraud-what-happens.html
David Cameron is toast !!
Goodness gracious me, you don’t think they’ll be doing anything to frighten the horses, do you?
Look, the poor bugger needs somebody to pick up his prescription: after all those pills denials, he can’t get them himself, can he? Be fair.
TOP TORY TRIO IN SPAT SHOCK.
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/coalition-crisis-could-cameron-be-facing-a-putsch/
When is somebody going to force Brown and David Reallybland to turn up in parliament and start doing the job we are paying them to do ?
if you dont turn up for work you dont get paid they should be made to pay back their salaries !
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd56i4_ed-balls-up-downfall_fun
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1364210/Kate-Garraway-displays-white-black-fashion-faux-pas-sheer-harem-pants.html
I must be blind, the harem trousers look awful, the green shoes look hideous and why have a different colour clutch bag. Odious woman, obviously gets dressed in the dark.
Stole the quote from the above article. What did anyone ever see in her?
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.
But is what order(-order.com)?