+ + + Piggin’ Wiggin Is Under Investigation + + +
Bill Wiggin’s feline survival skills are being pushed to the absolute limit. The Office of the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards has confirmed that he has opened an inquiry in to the Tory whip and a dodgy £5,000 invoice paid to his local Conservative Association. Wiggin might come to regret his rather rushed confession that the invoice may have said the £5,000 was for absurdly expensive room hire, but was in fact for a whole swathe of other work. In other words, a false invoice. Where are the records of this other work? The receipts? The nod from the fees office? John Lyon has his work cut out with this one…
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Prepare the lampost!!!!
LOL Billy do you subscribe to Stalin’s Doctrine of quantity has a quality of it’s own?
Oink, oink!
Don’t hold your breath for a proper investigation or outcome with Lyons investigating it. He’s even worse than the Met in his knowledge for false accounting and obtaining property by deception.
Clegg and Cameron are not going to clean up politics, not give the right to recall and the House of Corruption will continue to roll along at the heavy expense of the taxpayer.
Vote with your feet in May at the local elections- wipe Lie Dems off the map. UKIP looks good to me to send a message to the dastardly twins.
In the next year (07-08) he only paid them £800, which included ‘associated clerical support’.
Why wasn’t this ‘clerical support’ detailed in the previous year, and why so big a difference in amounts over 2 years?
http://mpsallowances.parliament.uk/mpslordsandoffices/hocallowances/allowances-by-mp/bill-wiggin/Bill_Wiggin_0708_IEP.pdf
..and the Australian piano wire!
I would like to see the HMRC go through this with a fine tooth comb!
The govt has made our lives hell for years with their rules. Now it’s time to turn the tables.
Rules, rules, rules and yet more rules.
Never, ever give us break.
Payback.
why bother with IPSA? Send it to the CPS
The criminals preservation society.
Better prosecution rate than Lyons!!
Take it from me. He’s run out of lives.
+ meow
Perhaps Faisal Islam could ask him a few questions. Live on C4 news.
Just for posterity, like.
Oh dear! Looks like another Devine style confession!
Do these bastards ever actually pay for anything out of their own money?
No. That’s why they’re MP’s.
Crime really does pay.
No, that’s why they are all so totally out of touch with economic reality, everything is provided for them by Nanny otherwise known as the fees office.
The Fees office over the past few years have been a fucking disgrace in the mismanagement of the public purse and downright complicity in the expenses fiasco.
Has anyone been sacked for this ?
There is a clear case for criminal investigations for misconduct in public office and conspiracy to defraud on the part of those charged with the responsibility of ensuring that expenses were paid in accordance with the clear and unambiguous rules laid out by statute.
Oh but an MP would have shouted at me and mad me cry appears to be their pathetic defence.
They have no ‘own money’ it is all your money. I am interested in a little fraud I suspect all these troughsnouts indulge in. It is the TV TAX, I believe they charge it to expenses and then claim it as deductable expenses out of tax liability. Any one got any ideas how this can be resolved, short of Wakileaks?
To Westminster Crime Syndicate’s query. No, not a lot. In the last report on Wiggin’s expenses it was highlighted we were also paying his wife’s phone bill too. The rub there was she runs her own business from home & the report stated how surprised the commission were she did not have a separate land-line. In Wiggin’s constituency town of Leominster the mayor is a Tory cllr & has refused to publicly withdraw his support for Wiggin, despite my asking him to do so to his face & through the local press. I will never understand the mentality of those who will slavishly follow in the shadow of a man like Wiggin for the sake of party loyalty.
William Hague now has the same odds as Huhne to be the next minister to leave.
http://smarkets.com/politics/uk/next-government/next-cabinet-minister-to-leave
BBC news are saying the Libyans have kept their Chinook and probably their highly classified communications gear.
A Blackberry?
Encrypted satellite phones.
Gaydar?
They better keep it away from Gadaffy Duck then, the thing’ll overload!
? They got the helicopter as well? I hadn’t heard that.
Well the hostages came out on a ship, so sounds likely ?
or the chopper dropped them off and flew away before they were captured. Haven’t heard of the pilots being captured, so I think the Beeb story is oblocks until proved otherwise.
More likely a large ball of string and 2 empty baked bean tins……..good point as regards the helicopter. Makes a change from knocking on the neighbour’s door and asking for one’s ball to be returned.
“Pwease pwease can I have my Chinook back – I’ve only got seven left and most of them don’t work”
A farce of the highest order – Hague should leave the stage.
No I’m sure the Libyans won’t keep that kind of information in fact they probably have already sold it onto North Korea or China.
Two bean tins and a piece of string !
At least they didn’t have to suffer the ultimate penalty
and wear one of the iranian leader amoured dinner jackets
taylor made arab suits Oh the fucking humiliation !
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvo9AOsyLa1yQlCBCLG3ZpxI3x6ethCg_ZmudPjKq_r3_b5xy0ng
This one will run and run methinks – perhaps time for him to dig out a pair of bicycle clips for his trousers. Sounds a tad familiar, possible false accounting and all that……. Ho hum.
Why stick to the troughers in the Lower House?
There’s old Kinnockio in the Upper Choirboy part, ultra-convert to AV….sitting on 30,000 fucking share in DRS – the biggest vote-counting company in the sector – and of which he’s been a non-Exec since 2005.
FPTP = 1 vote, AV = 2+ votes….RESULT!
The gravy-train continues….Eurocrat oinking, 2000-2005, British Council oinking 2005-2009, DRS oinking 2005 -to the present day.
He remains a self-confessed ginger player of the pink windbag…
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/exclusive-kinnock-av-and-30000-shares/
The Kinnocks always seem to be on top of things like this.
Pity we cant do them for using insider information to further their own ends.
Greedy, greedy bastards.
Is a Kinnock a low lying hill left behind by retreating Glaciers.
Isn’t the greed of the Kinnocks the very thing that “socialism” was designed to counter ? Just asking.
The closer you look at the whole British establishment, the more sickening it all becomes, riddled as it is with cronyism, corruption, lies, deceit, greed and naked self interest at every level.
What a contemptible bunch they all are, and what a misfortune it is for us to be lumbered with them like a millstone around our necks.
Hear hear!
We’re awwiggght !! we’re awwiggghhhttt !!!
I take it You dont wike Mr Wiggins Gweedo ?
Balls X 2 coming under the magnifying glass again! Let’s hope that this s**t sticks.
Why should it? It was a lot smellier last time but Blinky’s well-developed non-stick coating saved his bacon. In the MP troughing stakes this is pretty small beer – although I would be the first to rejoice if they can skewer these odious creeps of course.
I reckon he inherited the Teflon from Tone.
How come all the wrong uns end up in parliment/politics?
We ended up in jail and Jim Devince gets sentenced this week. When will Lord Taylor be sentenced?
Parliament really does seem to be a magnet for petty crooks, blackmailers, assorted perverts, bankrupts and embezzlers.
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A tune by another Mr Wiggins who is not a tealeaf !
Pull his finger nails out, rape his wife and children in front of him, slice his skin off, pour parafin on him and then slowly burn the bastard. Or just give a small fine – either works.
I’ve committed 327 petty crime offences and going to court never did me any harm.
Did the “small fine” work for the mozi who burned poppies & chanted during the 2 minute silence on remembrance Sunday?
Oink! Or since he’s a posh Tory, oinque!
Euro oink.
http://bit.ly/f4i7yd
Quelle Bleedin’ surprise!
Talking of posh Tories, can you explain with your usual insight, how Hogg (of moat fame), can be unfit to go to the upper house, but prescott ( of shagging secretaries working for him, in the office / hitting people / sundry other excesses) , is fit ?
Clearly another quango that Cameron now regrets not having the balls to clear out on day one.
Same could be asked of Oona “the Conservatives are the KKK” King! What did she do to deserve a peerage?
Can’t imagine.
“Where are the records of this other work? The receipts? The nod from the fees office?”
Just ask the friendly printers.
Today I want to tell you who I am, what I believe and how we are going to do the most important thing we have to do – win back the trust of the country.
We all of us share a deep conviction which brought us into this party and into this hall.
But each of us has our own individual story.
And I want to tell you about mine.
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what shall I be? Will I be famous, will I be rich? Here’s what she said to me:
“You’ll be a snooty socialist parasite like the rest of the family and like it.”
She didn’t mention anything about being a backstabber though, did she ??
Backstabbing is mandatory in Socialism, have you never read history ?
I’ll be charging my usual rates – two grand an hour.
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Mr Miller says that he will be reporting the matter to the police at 3pm today if Mr Wiggin remains MP.
http://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/news/8889891.Watchdog_set_to_quiz_MP_on_cash/
Chaos in North sea, many lives lost in Gale force winds after idiot waiter scams his way into studio, a Radio 4 spokesman said, yes we were left with red noses but it was all for good cause, rescued trawler skipper said, **** !!!+++! Prescott = ****.
Here is the Greggs Pie Forecast for the next 24 hours.
Steak and Kidney
Quantity: 4/5.
Outlook: Diminishing around Tea Time.
Flatulence: Possible
Pork Pie
Quantity: 8/9.
Outlook: Vanishing lunch time.
Flatulence: Mild, increasing.
Custard Pie
Quantity: 3/4
Outlook: Scoffing-severe, mid-afternoon
Flatulence: High, increasing to gale force.
Chicken and Mushroom
Quantity: 7/8
Outlook: Petering out around midnight
Flatulence: Storm force
Gluttony warnings remain in place for Baker’s Oven, Ginsters and Battersea Pie Station.
Moby Prescott was last seen heading in the general direction of Bluewater. The Essex Coastguard has been informed.
How to get a comment removed !
1 post under the name ED REALLYBLAND
2 Write the comment :You weally dont wike Mr Wiggins do you Gweedo ?
and just like magic it gets removed !
unbelievable !
There is one obsessive in Guildford who occupies megabytes of hard-drive storage with abusive profane voicemails, emails and libels…
Do you think he’ll let Jimbo keep the top bunk when they share together, or will there be a snout tax?
‘ere we go again! Marv’lous innit. These Dishonourable Delboys never learn do they? They have all forgotten..or never learnt the 11th Commandment. ‘Don’t get caught’. But they do and will hopefully be caught again and again. Then comes the day when one of ‘em finds a way round all the new rules, because dear readers…rules are like pte-crusts….made to be broken…but ‘Don’t get caught’.
Guido, does that Dave gives his support to Piggy Wiggy, oh dear he’s done for, new election in a safe Con seat
“The Office of the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards has confirmed that he has opened an inquiry”
ooooooooooo scary!
“John Lyon has his work cut out with this one…”
Guido must be the only person who thinks Lyon actually does anything for his big fat salary!!!
I love the smell of hog roast in the morning.
Keep after Wiggin Guido. Keeps the heat off me.