Rally Against Debt

Guido has been keeping an eye on the Rally Against Debt Facebook group since it had just a handful of people in it yesterday. Overnight that has gone up to nearly 900 promising to turn out on the 14th of May for;

“A well mannered, polite rally for civilised people who don’t wish to see their hard earned money being spent on pointless government initiatives and instead would like government spending to actually fall and our national debt to be cut. We don’t think that it’s fair for us to continue borrowing money to live a lifestyle that we simply can’t afford – burdening our children with unnecessary debt that they will have to pay back.”

Quite.

There is more information here. Could be a nice stroll.

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Ed Miliband tells Sky this weekend’s marchers were…

‘pretty heroic actually’

Huhne is Alive

Guido was beginning to worry about Chris Huhne. Since the formation of the coalition, that he pushed for over any supply and confidence deal with the Tories, he has been almost invisible. Other than a weekend of bad press when he left his wife, Huhne has managed to stay below the radar and is almost an invisible Minister. Funny how he manages to be out of the country a lot when things get tricky.

There has been plenty of talk that he might be “on maneuvers but it seems the tactic is to do a little as possible above the parapet. Huhne has surfaced in the last twenty-four hours to call Baroness Warsi a nazi for her AV campaigning. This will no doubt please his mistress Carina Trimingham who is working for the Yes to AV campaign. The struggling LibDem membership, with their hearts wearily behind the “miserable little compromise”, will lap it up.

Ed's Cyber Spinner Out

Alex Smith will no longer be carrying Ed Miliband’s bags or fighting his fight on Twitter. The successor to Derek Draper as LabourList editor was an early backer of Ed Miliband during the leadership campaign. He has confirmed the rumour that he is off to pastures new. Word is that a combination of his ambition to be more than just a junior bag carrier cum social media spinner plus Alex’s refreshingly direct tendency to say what he really thinks, even without being asked, meant that his card was marked.

At 28 it is probably about time he got a proper job anyway…

Loyal Balls Blames Blinking

The long interview with Ed Balls in the Staggers tickled Guido. The humanisation project is rolling on:

So what does he think his biggest weakness is? There is a long pause. “I think three or four years ago, people would have said my biggest weakness was that sometimes I was awkward on television, with my stammer, but I think they’d say that much less now.”

Yeah that must be why everyone hates you Ed.

I try again. What would he say his biggest weakness is now? Another long pause. “I’m a very loyal person and I allowed myself to be defined as somebody who was doing Gordon’s bidding. I should have fought back harder to define myself at an earlier stage.”

Blinky BallsNothing that a good unleashing of the “forces of hell” couldn’t have fixed. Balls topped Guido’s poll yesterday for the most annoying MP, with 39.4% (2600 of the 6,600 people polled) in agreement with the PM that he was the one. A smaller poll for The Times had 66% of those responding opting for Balls as the prime irritant.

But only because he’s a bit awkward and too loyal!

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The judge called him a liar…

UPDATE: Before anyone shows any sympathy for Devine, don’t forget he tried to blame Marion Kinley for stealing £5,000 – which was a complete lie – he made her life miserable and she had to take him to an industrial tribunal for compensation – which took years of her life. He hasn’t paid her a penny of the £35,000 she was awarded. He was a notorious sex pest into the bargain.

Justice Day

Back in 2009 eagle-eyed Scottish journalist Paul Hutcheon, who is the investigations man at The Herald, cornered Labour’s Jim Devine. His dodgy receipts, VAT numbers and mystery shelving reeked. As the expenses scandal progressed, The Sunlight Centre saw an opportunity to further the exposé and reported Devine to the Met. This morning he is facing a lengthy spell at Her Majesty’s pleasure.

Devine didn’t exactly help his cause before the trial:

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It’s taken time, but justice looks set to be served at the Old Bailey – jail for stealing from the taxpayer. Law makers can not be law breakers and should be treated harshly in view of their position of power.

AV Too Much for BBC

The BBC’s two hour attempt to sell AV to the listeners of Radio 5 backfired spectacularly. Not only did Labour win with the Greens in second, something which is sure to go down with their core audience of cabbies and truckers, but it also went out of its way to prove the complexity of the system. And to top it all off, it didn’t work.

Because some people refused to put anything other than a first preference. Something that will happen in reality, the winning candidate could not get over 50% of the vote, rendering the whole basis for the change useless. The election would have been void. Guido can’t imagines the pious and godly Yes campaign staff being the sweary type, but they must have come pretty bloody close when Victoria Derbyshire read out the flawed result.

VOTE: Who is the Most Annoying MP?

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Celebrity PMQs Watch

Steve Coogan was spotted watching PMQs. Not clear whose guest he is.

Nearly as exciting as previous sightings of the  Hoff and Meryl Streep…

A ha.[…]

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PMQs LIVE: Wed Ed Edition

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Ed Says No to Nigel

Yesterday’s Yes2AV launch was conspicuously Clegg-less, but he wasn’t the only leader missing. Despite probably being the campaigns most useful asset in getting through to real people outside of the beltway, Guido hears that Nigel Farage and UKIP are a little miffed that they were left out in the cold.[…]

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Quote of the Day

The Fink shreds Ed behind the pay-wall:

“It must be very frustrating for the many thousands of peaceful demonstrators to have had their event hijacked by a few hundred hooligans. But — to use a comparison that Mr Miliband might find apt — when such a thing happened to Martin Luther King in Chicago in 1966, he saw it as his responsibility to bring the violence under control.”[…]

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Ed and Justine Commemorative Mug


Only £9 from here.

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Congratulations to Ed and Justine

Ed Miliband is we learn this morning from the Doncaster Free Press to finally marry his partner Justine in a small ceremony in Nottingham on May 27th.  As regular readers will know, Guido has been campaigning to get Ed Miliband to marry Justine, the mother of his children and make an honest woman of her.[…]

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