February 25th, 2011

Dave on the World Stage


Cameron’s profound reply when asked what he’d like to say to Gaddafi.


325 Comments

  1. 1
    Usually correct says:

    What a Blouse.

    • 9
      jgm2 says:

      Robert Burns was a cock-waving jackass elevated to celebrity status to try and match the global domination of the bastard ENGLISH William Shakespeare, the bastard, aye whas like us we’re fucking great we are, Power-of-Schcotland-and ….. by the Paleo-Little-Scotlanders of the Victorian era.

      He did, however, have something apt to say on the matter of David Cameron…

      O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us. To see oursels as others see us. It wad frae monie a blunder free us

      He also did some shit poem about black puddings. And fucked a lot of married women.

      • 26
        jgm2 says:

        More than half of Conservative donors ‘from the City’

        The research found the majority of big City donors were hedge fund managers and brokers
        More than half of donations to the Conservative Party last year came from the City of London, according to the Bureau of Investigative Journalism.

        Firms and individuals donated £11.4m in 2010, the bureau said, bringing the total from the City since David Cameron became leader to more than £42m

        • 39

          So people who like capitalism give money to the political party that promotes capitalism. That’s a surprise!

          What are you going to do for your next trick? Reveal that the biggest donors to the party that promotes trade union collectivisation and buggering of the economy are largely funded by the trade unions?

          • The Tories don’t promote capitalism. They promote a self-protection racket that hates competition

          • jgm2 says:

            I agree with George Osborne who said

            “The near-collapse of the British banking system more than two years ago still generates today deep feelings of anger and cries for retribution. I understand that, for the link between risk and reward that underpins our free market was completely broken.”

            “Bankers who had made the most catastrophic mistakes walked away with huge payouts and pensions. Those entrusted by us to regulate those bankers and run our economy washed their hands. Meanwhile the rest of the country is left paying every day for their failures. The new coalition Government must pick up the pieces.”

          • dr foxy fox says:

            If we had capitalism it’d all be fine but we have instead ‘too big to fail’ businesses that can screw up as much as they want and we all have to bail them out. We have a situation where borrowers are bailed out by savers and corporations are bailed out by people who don’t have the option of minimising their tax contribution.

            To add to this we haven’t done anything about it even though the banks did their best to wreck the economy, or what passes for it in this country. If barclays ran out of money again tomorrow we’d have to bail them out tomorrow with Bob Diamond keeping his 9m and the bank bondholders taking their returns from the taxpayer.

          • jgm2 says:

            You naughty scamp.

          • Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

            Cast Iron Dave above is correct.

            The Tories=Blue Labour with even more Eu treason added.

            Nobody hated Broon more than me but Platic face is racing to catch him up.

            A plague (and piss) on all their houses.

          • jgm2 says:

            Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.”

          • Latecomer says:

            Barclays weren’t bailed out dr foxy droppings

          • dr foxy fox says:

            My justification of the use of the word ‘again’ is arguable for two reasons:

            Firstly if the other banks went down, Barclays probably would have done too such is the intertwining of the banking system.

            Secondly they did need more money but got it from the middle east instead, fair enough in this case.

          • Anonymous says:

            We don’t have capitalism, we have fascism.

            According to Mussolini (who should know) “Fascism is the collusion of big business with the government against the people”.

            Mussolini also said that”Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism as it is the collusion of big business with the government against the people”.

            This is what Cameron and Osborne, pawns of the super rich elite are doing.

        • 50
          Sod the Liblabcon says:

          Hardly good for democracy when our political parties are bought by self interest groups with their own, internationalist agendas.

          • What would you rather have? The state taking money from everyone at gunpoint and handing it to the schysters without any quid pro quo in terms of accountability?

            At least this funding is done voluntarily be people who support a particular party’s stance. It’s also being done in the open. I mean JGM found out about it.

          • Mike hunt says:

            You mean like the Liebour Party being a wholly owned subsidiary of the Trade Unions.

          • jgm2 says:

            False flag jgm2 there.

            There was a lot of ‘em about last night. Change of tactic from the bed-wetters after being humiliated under their own monikers.

          • Dack Blog says:

            ‘… the 20th century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: The growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.’

          • misterned says:

            To the real JGM2, it is obvious to the regulars when someone else has stolen your moniker.

          • In 2006 after visiting Ireland Osborne said;

            ‘A generation ago, the very idea that a British politician would go to Ireland to see how to run an economy would have been laughable. The Irish Republic was seen as Britain’s poor and troubled country cousin, a rural backwater on the edge of Europe. Today things are different. Ireland stands as a shining example of the art of the possible in long-term economic policymaking, and that is why I am in Dublin: to listen and to learn.’

            ‘The new global economy poses real long-term challenges to Britain, but also real opportunities for us to prosper and succeed. In Ireland they understand this.
            They have freed their markets, developed the skills of their workforce, encouraged enterprise and innovation and created a dynamic economy. They have much to teach us, if only we are willing to learn.’

          • Hey, shithead,

            Stop hiding and use your own name.

          • Mary Whitehouse says:

            “Hey, shithead” ?

            How rude!

          • No, Mary, that wsn’t rude – that was the truth.

        • 72

          That told him! Gadaffi will be bricking himself now.

        • 117
          NuLabour fu*ked the country says:

          90% of labour donation came from the Trade Unions now there a surprise. Turkeys and Christmas come to mind whether your red or blue.

      • 28
        Road_Hog says:

        Dave is a div, he really can’t go any lower.

        Once all these ‘rulers’ in the Maghreb are disposed and replaced, the Muslim Brotherhood will replace the void/vacuum.

        The BBC are creaming themselves.

        • 62
          Al says:

          What can we do? I know join up with the yanks and invade..

          Oh, er, that worked so well in Iraq.

          All this neocon willy waggling.

      • 142
        Annnoyperson says:

        He also did some shit poem about black puddings. And fucked a lot of married women.

        Not all bad then, eh?

      • 250
        Latecomer says:

        kcuf ffo

    • 11
      The REAL Ed Balls says:

      So what?

    • 12
      David Cameron says:

      Well it worked in the Bullingdon Club.

      I’m such useless, cosseted little f.uckwit. Pay me no heed.

    • 31
      Gaddafi says:

      Yes – He’s hiding behind Cathy Ashton’s blouse like a big girl…..

      • 100
        jgm2 says:

        Good point caller.

        Where’s the EU coordinated evacuation?

        How did our EU foreign secretary perform? Still waiting on her to organise an evacuation are we?

        UKIP could make some hay from this.

        • 135
          Al says:

          UKIP couldn’t find Ron Jeremy’s cock in one his movies.

          Anyhow, most of them are so old and prone to heart related problems, they’ll be dead soon.

          • sod the lot of them says:

            It’s a shame the rest of the political classes aren’t so afflicted.

          • Stepping Stones says:

            Laughable shite, wait and see who comes first in the next Euro elections. Let’s recap so far, eighth, fourth, third, second……

            Oh, I’m 43 by the way.

          • jgm2 says:

            I could find Ron Jeremy’s cock as easily as I could find Dave’s. I love wanking over Dave.

        • 265
          helpful serf says:

          Re the EU evacuation co-ordination, if they had arranged anything the UK’s daily contribution would be raised by about 50% to cover the outgoings from the EU (unaudited) accounts.

    • 160
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Just blame ED Balls for it.

    • 179
      Costcutter1 says:

      Of course he behaves like a blouse. With no Navy to sort out that silly bastard Gaddafi we cant do anything anyway.

    • 258
      Giles Farmer says:

      This Condem Cabinet is now surpassing the incompetence and ineptness of the dumpkoff John ‘Cones Hotline’ Major’s Cabinet!
      The dangerous incompetent idiot David Cameron is the voice and puppet of the shadowy figures behind the Tory’s public face, the Atlanticists, Global Capitalism. Corporations and secret organisations with a hidden agenda.
      The sooner the voting system is reformed in this country the better and elite dunces like him can be consigned to the dustbin of history!

    • 259
      Ricky Ponting's eyes are veryclosetogether says:

      … but nonetheless correct. What would Gordon have said? Starters-for-10 please …

  2. 2
    AngryEnglishJon says:

    What he actually said was… “What on earth do you think you are doing with that ten year old boys bottom. Stop it”

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    I love this, naughty Gaddafi.

  4. 5
    Andy Bonar-Palomi says:

    ‘ere, stop messing about!

  5. 6
    HandsomeDavid says:

    The death penalty is a detergent.

  6. 7
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Anyone heard from the Middle East Peace Envoy lately?

    • 8
      AngryEnglishJon says:

      Good old Tony. He sold his birthright for a mess of pottage. Or was if he sold his arse for a plate of cornflakes.

    • 112
      The War Criminal Blair says:

      I am looking after my hedge fund

      We are making millions on the price of oil

      Imelda is very happy

      As are Mandy, Levy, Prezza and all the other hedgies

      Not to forget the journalists of the Guardian who will get bonuses this year

      on the back of their hedge fund speculation…

      Fuck the workers of Britain BTW

      Their job is to pay off the debts we left behind…

      • 145
        thankmuckbrownsgone says:

        What is it with all the tosh about hedge funds, everyone with a pension is a benificiary of the activities of hedge funds. Without hedging, losses on investments wuold be higher when the market falls. Running anf portfolio without an element of hedging is as stupid as owning property without insurance.

        • 212
          Bob says:

          Quite agree

          Tell the fukcing lefties and luvvies and the Guardian to stop attacking hedge funds then !

  7. 10
    profoundly_disturbed says:

    That should do the trick – got to be firm with these rag-heads

    • 14
      Susie says:

      Judging from the constant roar coming from Mildenhall tonight as I was getting in the washing from the line, I’d imagine Dave being firm is the least of Mad Gad’s worries.

  8. 13
    Tony Blair says:

    As. Was to be expected. The Middle East is. Now in pieces. Of course. I would like to. Take this opportunity. To offer. My. Well wishes to those. Who. Are showing such bravery. In these. Revolutionary times.

    One would. Also. Like to use the opportunity. To. Offer one of one’s spare rooms. To. Any cruel former dictator suffering in. These. Difficult times.

    Every whim catered for. Finest. Egyptian cotton sheets. Excellent Rates. Blood money. Accepted.

  9. 17
    annnnonyperson says:

    His reply is a decent, honourable one. Unlike Miliband’s comment which would be: “Colonel, I hate to be a pain, but under the current circumstances, I can no longer accept a cheque. Please make future payments by hard currency.”

    • 18
      Susie says:

      “…and use Red Ken’s account in Venezuela, the Swiss have closed ‘em.”

    • 20
      jgm2 says:

      Naaah. Better still – a book deal. A million plus quid for some horseshit that you didn’t write and nobody will ever buy. So-and-so publishers, accounts impenetrable, money-laundered, economy fucked, vote Labour.

  10. 21
    george says:

    That is very profound. What is even profounder is that Britain is up to it’s neck in Daffy Duck’s Lybian shit. No spin will spin Britain into the hearts and minds of Arabs now. Arabs are taking their freedom without British help. Britain stands in the way of their revolution. Britain blew it. The Arabs now despise Britain more than they do the US. That is quite an achievement.

  11. 23
    george says:

    Do you think it is smart for the PM of this half-arsed country to address a psychopath like Gaddafi as if he is sane? It’s cute that he told Gaddafi to “stop it, ” but it is as if he told Gaddafi that what he was doing was “not quite cricket.”

    If you could say “stop it” to Gaddafi, and he would “Stop It” don’t you think one of his fellow-countrymen would have said it already? What does Cameron think all the people who are dying in Libya today are saying to Gaddafi?

    I guess if you’ve been to Oxford, you must thing that the global psychos will listen to you. Cameron is a twit. This entire Arab tour is a grievous embarrassment for Britain. Cameron is blind to how ridiculous Britain now is to the Arabs.

    • 24
      jgm2 says:

      Cameron is blind to how ridiculous Britain now is to the Arabs.

      Yeah.

      So much different from last year when the, like, totally loved us.

      • 56
      • 97
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        the sentence in italics: Frankly people are always saying such tosh. Forriners don’t actually watch 24 hour news in britain. In general, they don’t know and they don’t give a shit about anything happening.

    • 270
      Fog says:

      The PC; human rights; confused; illogical mess we are in stems from the misguided; uneducated; ignorant, sentimental libertarians; corrupt politicians; diplomats; judiciary; police and even some military, who stupidly assumed, and have treated accordingly, everyone in the world as if we all have similar values.

  12. 25
    george says:

    Cameron – born to rule a country with an entitlement complex. It’s a pretty sick set up, really. Go to bed, jgm2, being hated by Arabs isn’t a problem. But being despised, well, get used to it.

  13. 27
    albacore says:

    As I glanced through the window
    A stranger I espied
    He had a little puppy
    That squatted by his side
    “Hurry up, Antonio!”
    The stranger egged it on
    “Then, when you’ve done your business
    I’ll scoop the Cameron”

  14. 29
    Gordon Brown says:

    I said to Gaddafi “I’ll do all I can to get Megrahi released, sir”.

  15. 30
    Dave666 says:

    What on Earth do you think you are doing Nick why wasn’t Cumberland scrapoped. You should not have gone on Holiday.

  16. 32
    Damien Fowkes says:

    Who’s this Gad Daffy? Is he a nonce? I hate nonces.

  17. 33
    Dave666 says:

    Always new politicians were on the piste.

  18. 34
    albacore says:

    BBC: “Prime Minister David Cameron has said he is “incredibly sorry” for the government’s handling of the evacuation of British nationals from Libya.”
    incredible adj unbelievable; difficult to believe in
    It’s the way he tells ‘em.

  19. 35
    smoggie says:

    This thread was guaranteed to whip the Blog Dickhead up into a orgasmic frenzy, using everone’s moniker except his own.

    Yap, yap. Wheeee!!!

  20. 36
  21. 37
    Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    What a complete and utter tosser Cameron is.

    • 49
      Blue Labour out says:

      Hague has behaved like a class A wanker in all things Middle East recently too.

      Is Gaddafi Duck in Venezuela yet?

      • 67
        jgm2 says:

        He was probably reported (to Hague) by the British Embassy in Tripoli [Open 10-12am every Monday excepting local and UK holidays] as heading for Ben Al Zwila, a little town in Southern Libya.

        The rest is Chinese whispers comedy gold.

        • 77
          jgm2 says:

          Or ‘I’m off to Ben Al Zuwaila’ who is in fact Gadaffi’s tailor.

          He could use a new suit. He’s been wearing the same tarpaulin for days.

  22. 38

    With every passing day, Cameron’s unfitness for office is exposed just that little bit more.

    • 127
      NuLabour fu*ked the country says:

      So you were asleep then while we had 13 years of NuLabour. I could write a list but it would take up all of Guido’s bandwidth.

      • 186
        Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

        The fact that the last lot were the worst shite ever does not excuse the spineless piss-poor EU crawling psuedo-socialist toady that is Cameron.

        He and his Green, useless, thieving, armed -forces selling-out shower of turds will not pull us back from the brink that the shite of nuLabour pushed us to.

        Piss on the LibLabCon party.

      • 201

        Oh, believe me, I was wide awake while Blair and Brown were doing their best to reduce Britain to the level of the third world, but I did rather hope their replacement would reverse the trend.

        Sadly, if anything, far from reversing it Kumbayah Cameron appears to be hell bent on accelerating the process.

        • 244
          misterned says:

          With regards to the equality bill, I agree with you. They are not making immigration worse than labour, nor are they making it better. However in scrapping ID cards, HIPs, contactpoint, etc. The government is reversing (albeit painfully slowly) some of the more authoritarian and stupid parts of labours abuse.

          • Okay, I’ll accept they are reversing some (and a painfully small part it is) of NuLabours vandalism, but that’s just cosmetic.

            To give a couple of examples:

            When it looked like the smoking ban in pubs was the most popular law to be repealled, Clegg, presumably with Cameron’s okay, immediately went public to inform us that “obviously, some laws will never be repealled”. So much for democracy and respecting the voice of the people.

            And what about the whole ID card thingie. NuLabour raised the cost of renewing passports by more thaan 100% to help pay for that debacle. Has the cost been reduced since Cleggie and Cameron ditched the whole ID Card and database idea? Has it phuque!

            And I could go on, but I don’t think I need to.

            When we all hoped they might actually change the Titanic’s course, the best the coalition seem to manage is a bit of deck chair rearrangement.

    • 238
      misterned says:

      He is unfit for office, but remains much much closer to fitness for office than Blair or Brown.

      There seems to be at least some instances of common sense and liberty returning to these shores in some areas of policy. Labour were sprinting hell-for-leather in the opposite direction with almost all their policies.

      • 299
        speak for england says:

        a ringing endorsement indeed.

        Let’s recap:

        Blair – total c unt and traitor
        Brown – total c unt and traitor
        Cameron – total c unt and traitor

        there seems to be a pattern emerging

  23. 40

    Dave certainly knows how to get tough with tyrants – Gaddafi must be quaking in his boots after that outburst!

    • 106
      Sir William Waad says:

      I think it’s Michael Jackson in disguise. The real Gaddafi died two years back and they substituted Wacko Jacko. They never show you Gaddafi’s feet do they?

    • 151
      jgm2 says:

      Funny. Could this be the new ‘Downfall’?

      • 308
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  24. 43

    According to the Telegraph:

    Treasury sources have said, Libya’s billions will be seized “within days”.

    Odin’s ballsack! How chuffing dumb can you get? A telegram to HQ Gadaffi Inc saying: “Move your cash quick, the feds are coming”?

    And why, in the name of Freya’s tits, does it take “a few days”? When Iceland was in trouble it took less than five seconds to declare the entire nation terrorists and freeze all their cash.

  25. 44
    Archie says:

    I swear that fucking Cameron was parachuted in by…….(insert hostile country here)…….to totally fuck up poor old England! Have we ever been taken in by anyone more than this colossal fraud? Go! Soon!

  26. 45
    • 47

      Can anyone name any other operation, big or small, where, if the big boss goes on a business trip, the 2i/c simply phuques off on holiday? I certainly can’t.

      Forget about this not being any ay to run a railway, I wouldn’t even expect a whelk stall to be run this unprofessionally.

      • 133
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Perhaps one where the “boss” is just a figurehead who can talk and stand up at the same time rather well?

    • 52
      Al says:

      The Daily Mail is a pile of shit for frightened, silly little wankers. Not a good source for anything.

      • 57
        Ed Balls says:

        So what!

      • 65

        Even piles of shite get it right occasionally. If Clegg really did say what his claimed, it’s a damning indictment of the top leadership of this government.

        We can debate whether Dave’s mission to tell the Arabs off is a wise thing, but wise or not, HMG seems to think this is a situation worthy of concern. Given that, I can’t imagine under what circumstances Nick could sensibly justify ignoring his responsibilities and taking his kids skiing without losing all credibility as a potential leader of the country.

        • 70
          Blue Labour out says:

          Rather ill timed for Dave to go selling weapons with an arms trade delegation too.

          • What arms delegation? I thought he was touring the capitals of the Middle East telling any senior camel herder who would listen that they should be be nice to their minions.

          • misterned says:

            Actually that is more left wing spin. The arms and defence logistics firms accompanied Cameron to sell to Egypt, a regime with a new government which acted with great responsibility and restraint and who have shown a great deal of respect to the people of Egypt. It makes sense to take a delegation of defence contractors to visit a new, responsible military government in the middle east. You would not want to take a delegation of toy manufacturers or sheep farmers would you?

            It makes perfect sense and it is good time to encourage the responsible regimes in the middle east by offering them nice shiny new defence equipment and this will also help by creating new jobs in the UK.

            This same UK government also cancelled the arms export contracts to Libya that labour signed off.

            Stop using the BBC for your news. Away from the left wing spin, the reality is different.

      • 136
        A Tory PM's worst nightmare says:

        You may be correct(?)…but the majorityof readership usually votes Tory and next to europe the thing most likely to get Tory Supporters frothing at the mouth. Tory PMs(inc Thatcher…in 1982) run scared if they’re rubbished by it for not defending British Interests or Brits…it’s the worst “crime” imaginable for a Tory-led Administration as far as their supporters are concerned

    • 53
      Coalition Cock Clegg says:

      Asked if he was in charge, he said: ‘Yeah, I suppose I am. I forgot about that. I’m holding the fort.’

      • 141
        ????? says:

        Another good reason to vote No on May 6th…do we really want the LibDems in charge in perpetuity ?

  27. 48
    Duncan says:

    it worked with his fag

  28. 51
    ALFRED THE GREAT[ guardian comment privileges suspended] says:

    Cameron is a boy doing a man’s job, which makes Clegg an infant i guess. The last real ‘man’ to make a decent fist of running the country was Thatcher. She made errors sure, but what a leader. Just heard there are thousands of wretched Latvians and Lithuanians headed here, probably hoping to get a job with that twat Jamie Oliver. We are heading for meltdown in this overcrowded isle, our OWN youngsters looking for work, dopey leftie students rioting about fees, did’nt do that when Labour introduced them did they, stupid cnuts. Get out of the EU Cameron before we have a humanitarian disaster in this country, really. No kidding. It’s on the way.

    • 121
      Legal beagle says:

      And the ECHR forbids ALL European countries from expelling all this rif raf

      Could not make it up…

      • 215
        red/yellow/blue = all the same says:

        Unelected (and frumpy) Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland, PC talking bollocks on behalf of the UK again.

        Why the fuck do we put up with this bullshit?

        • 275
          misterned says:

          The media frames the public’s perceptions with the notion that voting for any party that wants to withdraw from the EU is a wasted vote. There fore we are stuck with a Parliament full of LIBLABCON.

          The public are constantly conditioned, (hypnotised, brainwashed) that we must vote for either national cancer national or heart disease, because to vote for a cure to the terminal decline of this country is a wasted vote.

          Also the British have been conditioned to believe that national pride and patriotism are sinful and politically incorrect and akin to racism.

          Also that this nation has been dumbed down and laziness and fecklessness has been rewarded for decades within a left wing mindset of “someone else must do it.”

          That is why we put up with it.

        • 314
          Archie says:

          She would have it “Kaffee” Ashton, if you please!

  29. 55
    marcus Aurelius says:

    Dave

    please clear the space for a real Conservative with balls. like Justine Greening. She is twice the man that you are.

  30. 58
    Phantom says:

    Hang on, what else is he about to say?

    “We are deploying 10,000 troops, tanks and material to Libya to overthrow this murderous dictator who has WMDs.”

    Can’t as they’re in Afghanistan sorting out the previous regional spat. Won’t wash with the public.

    “We start bombing Gadaffi tonight.”

    Been there, done it, missed and killed a few civilians. Not to mention that would harden opposition.

    “We are working with BP and other oil companies to fly their employees out.”

    Yeah, because they are really going to be able to cladestinely get their employees out without the attention of an oppressed country who they done deals with their murderous leader.

    These ex-pats were happy to take Gadaffi’s coin, they should have got themselves out before it went completely Pete Tong on them. And they are usually the first to fill the comments paging of the Daily Wail with how crap Britain is and how great it is living as an ex-pat.

    Well, now they know how much of a shite the Government gives for them and we know how much shite they talk at the first sign of any non-British behaviour from their hosts.

    No sympathy at all.

    • 71
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      They dont need toclandestinely get people out there were many at the port who drove the full lenght of the country with no problems as every town on the journey was held by opposition protesters !

      • 73

        Gordon cuddled up to Gaddai like you cuddled up to your wife in bed. Morning sir!

      • 82
        Phantom says:

        Exactly.

        When I worked in some very dodgy countries in Africa, we had training for events such as this (some of us went further and joined local shooting clubs) with clear instructions with assistance (some bad ass ex-Squaddies) to use our initiative, take the firm’s Land Rovers, take food and water for 7 days and our satellite phones to drive to the nearest border to await pick up OR make travel plans to the nearest safe country usually Spain or Italy.

        We’re not talking Guardian reading geography teachers here, all of us were grown men who knew the risks and had sufficient intelligence to recognise a popular revolution when we saw one.

        This lot need to man the f*ck up.

        • 159
          Tony said it was OK and he's Labour says:

          Thank you. I’ll know for the future. I’ll tell the girls.

          Signed EFL Teacher aged 24.

        • 312
          clueless c*nt geography teacher says:

          FFS How long have Spain and Italy been connected by road to Africa ?

    • 134
      Anonymous says:

      I work in the oil industry in far – off places. We are a lot smaller then BP, Halliburton or Anadarco, but we would have evacuated last week as we are a competent company.

      We also have an unnofficial motto “know how to get out” – which we apply to everywhere we are (including US, Hong Kong etc.) I don’t really think that the British government has a responsibility to have got these oil workers out – they should have been ready for it and their company should have sorted it.

      The thing that grates is that when they have been evacuated, they complain about the slowness of the operation.

      The government response has been good I think. Try to evacuate people and try not to paint a target on the ones who are left. If this happened under Brown he would have come out and said something really provocative that would have led to loyalist forces massacring the ex-pats who are still there. The calm, measured, pragmatic response has been quite pleasant in my opinion.

      • 211
        Phantom says:

        Absolutely spot on.

        Whilst the Daily Wail looks like it’s been institutionalised by 13 years of Labour’s wet nursing. It’s really very simple. First sign of trouble, call in, they will relay their advice and 99 times out of 100, they will tell you to clear off site quickly and quietly under a cover story of shore leave.

        The absolute worst thing to do is make a song and dance of it and give some corrupt official any ideas of kidnap or imprisonment in exchange for a nice ransom.

        So well done BBC & Sky, Daily Wail and 2-bob journo hack, you are putting every ex-pat still there in more and more danger.

  31. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    How many languages has my book been translated into?
    What’s the latest sales figures?
    How did the book signing go and was I there?

  32. 64
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The same tough statement Dave used at Eton
    as he was getting bum raped by sixth formers

  33. 66

    O/T

    Lord Davies, the former trade minister, and Brownshit, said that one-in-three of all UK board appointments must be female to achieve the voluntary target set for 2015.

    Fuck off, Davies! Your lot are out now. Companies can decide these things themselves without nanny state telling them what to do.

    • 96
      We are cool but crap says:

      Like the FCO…..top marks for diversity, but crap on organising evacuations.

      Our champions

      A number of senior staff act as diversity champions on the FCO Board, the core decision-making body within the Department.

      * Disability:
      * Flexible Working: Keith Luck (Director General, Finance)
      * Gender: Nick Baird
      * Race: James Bevan (Director General, Change & Delivery)
      * Sexual Orientation: Geoffrey Adams

      • 284
        misterned says:

        FFS! Whatever happened to being competent to do the fucking job you are paid to do, regardless of gender/race/sexual orientation?

        Now it doesn’t matter if you are a completely clueless lump of shit, so long as you are diversity aware!

    • 103
      Fred Goodwin says:

      Dead right we can!

    • 178
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      The domestic socialists may well be out of office, but you fail to understand the situation. Our unelected socialist government in Brussels is behind this, it is an EU directive and thus our government, no matter who you voted for, is obliged to comply.

  34. 68
    Call me Dave says:

    Come and buy some guns off me to shoot your neighbours!

    Special deals available! All must go!

    BOGOF!

  35. 69
    Saif Gaddafi says:

    Please help us, my good friend Tony Blair: Gaddafi’s son asks for former PM’s help to ‘crush enemies’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360472/Please-help-good-friend-Tony-Blair-Gaddafis-son-asks-PMs-help-crush-enemies.html

    • 229
      Tony Blair War Criminal, Liar and Crook says:

      It’l cost you my friend

      My rates are sky high now

      $100 million OK for you ?

    • 290
      misterned says:

      Tony Blair, war criminal and friend of dictators and tyrants the world over. Liar and corrupt he personifies everything wrong with the establishment elites.

      Yet this is the man who labour members lauded and praised mightily for a decade. When people of the right saw through him very quickly, the left utterly abandoned their own principles, beliefs and values to defend this evil man.

      The left cannot claim to be a party of compassion, decency or positive values so long as they gave their wholehearted support to that vile man.

  36. 74
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Look at these fabulously well-equipped hospitals.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12575206

    No wonder that Megrahi bloke is still alive – although possibly not for much longer the way Gadaffi is reacting.

    When this all blows over we should think about saving money by flying our sick people down to be looked after in Libyan hospitals. It has to be cheaper and get better results than our own National Death Squad.

    • 95
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Perhaps Libya could just give us lots and lots of oil too?

      If you note that he gave one particular student a 10 million quid house in london, perhaps if we adopt the libyan model there would be no student whinging here either.

    • 107
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Oh,….. and while I’m at it.
      Remember those bulgarian docs/nurses?

      The ordinary hospitals in Libya ended up infecting and killing thousands of children with HIV. Such a massive mess, that they had to blame it on a bunch of Bulgarian nurses who they blamed for being deliberate child killing lunatics from “the west” with a plot to do something or other to libya. And then they wanted bribes to not kill the nurses.

      All this from a country that might have got as rich as a gulf state, and would be stuffed full of tourists if it had a relatively nice dictator like the bloke from tunisia.

      • 110
        jgm2 says:

        Italians go there on holiday a lot. I was actually thinking of a North Africa trip myself for this summer (Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Jordan, Syria).

        My missus wasn’t too keen so I settled for Italy.

        That’s more than lucky. Indeed, with the way Silvio is shaping up things coul;d go to shit there too.

        This year I am the Jonah of holiday planning. I’m off to Russia for the May half term. Kaboom.

    • 233
      Jack says:

      Just go to a good French hospital

      And tell the NHS to pay for it

      Under EU law they have to

      Many are doing so already…

  37. 76
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    There must be many great moments in history where such a powerful statement would be fitting of a situation
    For instance on Wednesday
    When Damien Fowkes was strangling the last dying breath from top Peado Colin Hatch
    What do you think you are doing ? Stop it “Croak”

    Or even Emperor Hirohito shouting up at the Enola Gay
    “wah u fink u do in ? “Stop it !

  38. 78
    Observer says:

    It was a bit of a silly question to ask.

  39. 79
    Bleeding heart lefty says:

    Let’s not forget Mr Hatch.

  40. 83
    jgm2 says:

    Talk softly and carry a big stick.

    ‘Open this gate’

    ‘Tear down this wall’

    Fighting talk from the gipper.

    That should have the bed-wetters swallowing their tongues. The only problem is that we don’t have a big stick and, thanks to the Maximum Imbecile, we can’t afford to buy one either.

  41. 85
    Eeu to me says:

    Rusty your remark is stupidly childish for a PM to say, you can see how cottonwool wrapped how your life has been, your PR is as usual CRAP get it sorted, whoever suggested a tour around the Middle East even while it was just coming up to the boil ,get rid of , your being ridiculed by a politicised civil service , sort it out or your premiership is one term.

    • 88
      jgm2 says:

      your premiership is one term.

      That’s a ‘given’. The molly-coddled voters will skweem and skweem about their free stuff being taken away and the Imbecile Deniers will be back in with their one trick policy.

      Borrow money. And squander it.

      • 104
        Eeu to me says:

        I thought Brown and Bliar were a major blockbuster disaster movie, the damage they did has reached every corner of Britain, but Rusty is appearing to be the sequal of the movie disaster II , it’s down to good PR to get the public on his side but it seems the PR are deliberatly screwing his PR up, you can’t fck up that many times without being inept or wanting to damge him.

        • 137
          jgm2 says:

          Aye. Brown would have loved this. Speeches. Lots of speeches. Rushing off to Washington. Photos with O’Hama. Rushing off to the EU. More speeches. Photos of him looking serious at COBRA meetings.

          Brown will be spitting that nothing exciting like this happened on his watch.

        • 191
          Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.... says:

          “The significance of the Falklands War was enormous, both for Britain’s self-confidence and for our standing in the world. Since the Suez fiasco in 1956, British foreign policy had been one long retreat. The tacit assumption made by British and foreign governments alike was that our world role was doomed steadily to diminish. We had come to be seen by both friends and enemies as a nation which lacked the will and the capability to defend its interests in peace, let alone in war…….”

          [extract from Margaret Thatcher The Downing Street Years (1993), pp173-85]

      • 105
        Eeu to me says:

        moderated

  42. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Was he crushing a grape when he said it?

  43. 89
    John Lemmon says:

    imagine……if Gordon Brown and the Colonel had a child

  44. 92
    Taxfodder says:

    The most delightful result of the Middle Eastern Revolution is the the sound of shit hitting the fan and, liberally spraying those that supported regimes for mutual profit greed and power, namely the British Establishment and their pet Governments.

    Its Wakey Wakey time for Jo Public, and you thought that the banking crisis was bad, think again folks its about to get a whole lot worse and the usual suspects are wholly to blame, and guess who they hope will foot the bill!

    Baaa Baaaa Baa

    • 120
      Eeu to me says:

      Look I’am not bothered about politic’s but since that Cameron has been in, the petrol prices has shot up and my job at the town hall is in jepardy, I just want it sorted,I never voted this time because they’re all the same, they just look after themselves,it’s just awful.

  45. 93
    Gonk says:

    Reminds me of John Major- hosting Balkan peace conference
    in the early 90s. That well known peacenik Slobodan Milosevic
    turned up, as well as a few other mass murderers.
    John Major afterwards said ‘Now look here chaps, there’s no excuse
    for this sort of thing etc’

  46. 94
    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Down with this sort of thing

  47. 101
    Ed Miliband says:

    I wish I’d said that!

  48. 108
    J.Fartpants says:

    i think Britains main deterant to invasion is there is little here worth having

  49. 109
    Restandbthankful says:

    Sky reporting Uk paid Libyan officials for safe passage out of Tripoli.

    • 293
      misterned says:

      And then SKY had to apologise for spinning normal (though increased) transfer and airport fees charged to all nations evacuating their citizens, as some sort of a bribe.

  50. 115
    Damien Fowkes says:

    Hatch asked if I was going to hurt him. My reply was “No. I’m gonna fucking do you in nice and proper you evil c unt.”

  51. 118
    David ( I'll just change my underpantts ) Cameron says:

    Stop it now or I will send one of Her Majesties finest frigates to pick up a few brits and order her to scurry quickly off to Malta well out of range.

    Oh, and if you need a top up on ammo, I have the right contacts.

    • 195
      ???? says:

      It’s far too risky …the nasty Libyans may confiscate the Navy’s i-pods and our chaps would be lost without their”Lady Gaga” Album

  52. 119
    QWERTY says:

    The Liebour party were funded for years by the Communists in the Soviet Union

  53. 122
    Down with Brown! says:

    Dave is wetter than a wet blanket.

  54. 123
    Eddie says:

    It is the sort of stiff upper lip “order” that has those that look up to “Great Britain” trembling in their boots.

    I can’t imagine Brown saying it, he would probably be getting out Britains cheque book and sending money.

    • 130
      Gordon Brown says:

      Gadaffi seems a very sane man. No sign of a facelift either.

      • 208
        Billy Bumblefuck is the shittest tourist ever ! says:

        Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown.

  55. 125
    Tony Blair says:

    I have no comment to make on Libya. Except… I’m rich.

  56. 132
    Dack Blog says:

    Was he brandishing a handbag when he said that?

    • 294
      misterned says:

      I doubt it the last Prime Minister who publicly brandished a hand-bag in No 10 had more balls than any PM since.

  57. 138
    Gordon Brown says:

    i have been warned about my excessive meat consumption

    • 152
      Eeu to me says:

      Nah, don’t takeany notice you eat as much steak as you can get, after all your not paying or doing a days work.

  58. 144
    Harry Enfield sketch says:

    Oi Gadaffi. NO!

  59. 146
    obama beach says:

    I will be making a statement once someone has turned on my teleprompter.

    • 205
      ?????? says:

      Assuming he knows what the fuck to say…I suspect that the US State Department is in the same clueless dilemma as our FCO…it’s the yanks worst case scenario the possibility of a pan-arabic islamist caliphate on the borders of the Gulf/Suez and the borders of Israel…what do they do…get involved and be blamed or not get involved and still be blamed…lose/lose all round for the West

  60. 148
    milliband says:

    thwow him wufly to the grownd

  61. 154
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums, Labia is revolting!! says:

    FFS get a grip !!!!

  62. 155
    19/57 says:

    Can anyone advise, would we be more or less likely to get UKIP MPs elected under AV.

    This is important in determining whether I vote for or against AV.

    • 225
      Eeu to me says:

      I’m in a dilemma on the AV vote, seeing all the thieves don’t want AV , makes me want to vote for it, but then being a cynical hoon, my thoughts are “what if” these thieving gits really want AV and know that people will vote the opposite, that’s my dilemma.

  63. 158
    david says:

    124

    I can’t imagine Brown saying it, he would probably be getting out Britains cheque book and sending money.

    According to SKY the government had to bribe Libyan officials to let the Brits go, a tried and trusted method in the ME.

    • 168

      Funny you mention money. Baroness Ashton was down Egypt way giving more EU aid (aka British tax payers’ money) to the military government probably so that they could buy the weapons that Dave was pimping.

      • 227
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        If Ashton’s involved, the money will be spent on Russian hardware. She has a lot of favours to pay back, now she is Empress of EUrope.

        • 295
          misterned says:

          That’ll be why Dave was there with the defence contractors and logistics experts.

          Get a few sales in from the new regime before the Egyptians elect people who hate Britain and start buying from Iran.

  64. 161
    c.eng says:

    Call me Bumble must be the worst Conservative PM ever.

    We knew he was wet and the heir to Bliar, but now his judgment, integrity and competence are seen to be non existent.

    Maybe AV is the way to go. Anything would be better than this shower of shit.

  65. 165
    • 185
      Snow joke says:

      UK economy worse than thought after gdp is revised down…

    • 297
      misterned says:

      I see that the BBC s cock-a-hoop that their 24/7 relentless attack on British economic confidence is now bearing fruit.

      I know that the real JGM2 will disagree with me on this, but the only upside, for mortgage holders, is that if the economy is not racing ahead, then the likelihood of an earlier and larger increase in interest rates becomes less likely. Seeing as most of the pressures on inflation are coming from overseas increases in supply side producer prices, the government increases in VAT and NOTHING is coming from demand side at all to push inflation up, increases in interest rates would not be healthy for the economy at this time.

      As a person who has had my car insurance, life insurance, electricity and gas, and diesel and food prices all rocket up over the last year, whilst having to take a 20% pay cut in pay from my private sector job, the last thing I need is my mortgage going up too!

  66. 170
    Steve Miliband says:

    Oil workers (being paid £500-£1000 per day according to oil recruitment chappie on the radio) stuck in the Sahara without internet access (apart from when they want to moan to the many interested BBC shows) and phone lines, are complaining that the British Government has not rescued them.
    Exactly how do they expect to be rescued?

    • 177
      Sir William Waad says:

      Seems a bit heartless to say that, old chap. One shouldn’t allow envy to overcome one’s duty to one’s fellow-countrymen.

      • 193

        … unless it happens to be Anthony Lytton Blair, in which case, all bets are off.

      • 197
        Steve Miliband says:

        There are some comments above that also make the point – the pay is high because you are doing a difficult job in a dangerous place with risks attached. The commentariat consensus is that normal procedure is to have an exit plan in place should things go tits up and the employer does everything thay can to facilitate.
        The FCO does have an obligation to repatriate citizens which they are doing, but it is difficult if they are the middle of nowhere.
        I lived in Libya in the 80′s and we often had jittery moments, but knew that the embassy would do its best, even if it was a rubber dingy to row to malta

      • 199
        FFS! - Down with Cameron and the causes of Cameron says:

        Sky reporting the British government paid Libyan officials for release evacuation of UK nationals.

        What a shower of shit. Just go in there and get them FFS.

        I hope they donate to the hostage I’m a potential hostage get me out of here fund.

        • 300
          misterned says:

          SKY news had to apologise for the false spin, and acknowledge that the payments were NORMAL payments that ALL nations are paying for normal transfer fees and airport fees, which a journalist had wrongly described as some sort of bribe.

          Can you name any other country who has sent their troops into Libya itself get their country-men out?

    • 242
      Phantom says:

      They have satellite phones you complete Huhne. What’s up? Milk in your muesli a bit warm this morning?

      http://satphone.co.uk/networks/iridium/portable_equipment9555.shtml

      That’s a bit of a girly one… probably suitable for you.

      This similar to the phone I used to have, it’s even got an ‘i’ at the front.

      http://satphone.co.uk/networks/inmarsat/isatphone_pro.shtml

  67. 174

    Meet the boys cos the boys are here
    The boys to entertain you
    With music and laughter
    And da da da da da
    Da da da da da with a hey hey hey
    etc etc

    So meet the boys cos the boys are here
    The boys to entertain yooooooouuu!!!!

    (Land of hope and gloreeeee…..

  68. 182
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Let’s see Jack Straw squirm over the release of the Lockerbie bomber.

    • 243
      Jack says:

      Mr Straw would not speak the truth even if it hit him over the head

      What a professional scumbag…

  69. 183
    John Ward says:

    hiFUCKINGlarious.

    Newscorp has lost its case to try and gag Mulcaire, so now all bets are off – as are the gloves.

    But there seems to be a conspiracy of silence on Planet TorygraphMail.
    Whyever might this be?

    http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/02/25/hackgate-day-44-judge-vos-orders-newscorp-to-hand-over-crucial-mulcaire-documents/

    • 247
      Bob the Builder (just removed Squeaker's ladder) says:

      All of the hacking took place under Zanu Labour

      While Roopie was supporting Zanu

      Nothing to do with Tories

      Get your facts right please

      • 262
        red/yellow/blue = all the same says:

        Why are the Police, now operating under a ConDem government, still not lifting a finger, going very coy and generally shuffling papers and responsibilities around?

        They’re all in it together.

  70. 188
    The Sad BBC says:

    Bloke from the ONS on the BBC saying that the downturn in the economy has been revised down by a further 0.1%

    BBC luvvie joyfully says this will be a massive blow to the government.

    Bloke from the ONS says, no it is well within the margin of error and if you remove the snow factor then the economy is flat.

    BBC Luvvie who now looks extremely glum “Oh.” “Thank you for coming on.”

    • 203
      It'sAlreadyTooLate says:

      I’m glad you’re happy with the new figures.

    • 223
      Dave's New BBC Spin doctor says:

      Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC

      He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”

      He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”

      “I’m probably the most pro-BBC Conservative leader there’s ever been!”

      “I would never do anything to put the BBC at risk”.

  71. 192
    It’s fiction surely? says:

    So we paid Gaddafi hard cash to get the whining £1,000 per week oil worker Brits who don’t pay tax in the UK out of Libya and then apologise for being a bit late doing the deal and sending in the gunboat.
    .
    And they are so, so grateful aren’t they?

  72. 202
    Odd says:

    Why was Gadaffi comparing his own length of time in power with Mandleson’s?

  73. 207
    STOP FUCKING WHINGING says:

    So how does the Daily Mail expect HMG to know what is going on inside LIBYA when even Gaddafi does not know what is going on inside Libya?

  74. 209
    Up sh1t creek says:

    All hail Tony Blair, he saved us from Gadaffi nuclear weapons???? Yes Shirley, time to retire from politics and stop taking up space in the HoL.

    • 222
      Anonymous says:

      Shirley Williams.

      Well past her sell-by date.

    • 254
      Anonymous says:

      I would imagine the BBC breathed a sigh of relief that she didn’t pass away during QT last night, She looked extremely ill.

    • 261
      City of Vice says:

      This ‘Gadaffi had nuclear weapons which Blair convinced him to get rid of’ line is more NuLabour bollox to excuse them getting into bed with the despot. Like Saddam Hussein before him, Gaddafi had fuck all to get rid of in the first place; the US and UK governments know this but it suited their purposes (oil contracts) to say otherwise. It’s always useful for despots to exaggerate their power to terrify their own people and keep the rest of the world at bay.

      • 279
        Up sh1t creek says:

        • 298
          City of Vice says:

          Weasel words again from an accomplished NuLab liar. Note his carefully chosen words. Gadaffi had a nuclear weapons ‘programme’. No actual nuclear weapons of course.

          Much like I have a programme for shagging Rhianna and Pamela Anderson after I win the national lottery next week.

          • misterned says:

            Very true. Most university physics labs have as much of a nuclear weapons programme as Gadaffi had. They have the knowledge of how to build a nuclear weapon and know who to contact when they have finished reading the weapons brochure.

  75. 228
    Steve Miliband says:

    MORI/Reuters – CON 33, LAB 43, LDEM 13

  76. 231
    rastamouse says:

    Hey Gaddafi mon, chill an’ stop doing this bad ting.

  77. 237
    Spooky says:

    If you replace the first two letters of Libya

    …..you get Dubya George Bush

  78. 239
    Fact to Fiction says:

    BBC Radio news told ne yesterday evening that Gaddafi is the world’s longest serving Leader.

    Has HM Queen Elizabeth died?

  79. 240
    City of Vice says:

    So Cameron would tell Gadaffi to ‘stop it!’. No doubt Gadaffi would shit himself at the prospect of being dressed down by Dave in such a singularly robust way. Dave could round things off by threatening to sent the Libyan tyrant to be without supper…

    Call Me Dave is the embarrassing trendy vicar of British politics. His Big Society bollocks refers. A never had a proper job in his life PR man who’s trying too hard compensate for his own privileged background when, ironically most people (other than Guardianistas) really don’t give a shit about this. After Labour’s clusterfuck of the economy, the public finances, our laws, our rights and freedoms we need experienced, practical people with balls and steel in government, not Dave’s BlueLabour mates or Hague’s pillow biting chums. Where are the real conservatives in politics these days, fiscal and otherwise? Of Dave’s mob, only Pickles, and to a latter extent Osborne appear to be willing to take the fight to the enemy.

    • 245
      City of Vice says:

      whoops typo . I meant to write:

      So Cameron would tell Gadaffi to ‘stop it!’. No doubt Gadaffi would shit himself at the prospect of being dressed down by Dave in such a singularly robust way. Dave could round things off by threatening to send the Libyan tyrant to bed without supper…

    • 323
      BBSEE VYEWHERR says:

      *
      *
      *
      *

      HAI GUISE

      THAEASZE SUKKERS

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12590276

      LHOOK LYKE DA OUHUNSZ DAT PONTSCE ARRHAOUND

      ON DA LITTERY STRHEATS OV YNGULAND

      SEW B WARMND

      *

      ASTA

  80. 252
    Down with Brown! says:

    Contraction of economy in 4th quarter of 2010 even worse than first thought:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12577154

  81. 253
    Odd says:

    Keep up

  82. 260
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Don’t panic, don’t panic, the LSE has suspended London shares trading because of a “computer glitch”.

    Record imports for December 2010, revised downwards economic growth for Q4 2010.

    All is well in the world.

  83. 278
    sceptic says:

    perhaps we could persuade Lawrence of Arabia to come out of retirement to pinpoint gadfly with a 9mm headshot.

  84. 283
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Believe me when I talk about the religion of climate change, for I am Prince Charles, and I have every right to travel by my many airplanes, helicopters, armored and sh1tty gas mileage cars, ships and who knows what else. You little people must stop consuming the Earth’s resources, so I can carry on using them instead of you little people.

  85. 285
    Tacitus says:

    Yup, you can trust Dave “Tough Guy” Cameron – the Warrior from Witney! I’ll bet Gaddafi has run to the dunes and is hiding already.

  86. 307
    An Official Spokesman and Trusted Source says:

    I can today confirm…..

    President Obama and Assorted European Leaders have agreed to send a strongly worded letter of condemnation to those naughty leaders in the Middle East.

    David Cameron has said on the BBC that their involvement with Mubarak and Crazy “Gercha” Gaddafi was all in the rules, they were all init together and would strive to “Learn the lessons”

    He also apologised that his Government was caught napping on the job and had kicked some considerable arse namely

    William Jefferson Hague (born 26 March 1961) a British Conservative.
    Liam Fox, MP (born 22 September 1961) a British Conservative.
    Nicholas William Peter “Nick” Clegg (born 7 January 1967) a British Liberal Democrat.

    He said they all needed to wake up!

  87. 309
    Jimmy says:

    Heir to Major anyone?

  88. 315
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    That must’ve put the wind up ol’ MADDAFI!!!!!

  89. 316
    HOT AYR BALLOOUHN BUOY says:

    $
    %
    *
    *
    *
    *

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12587455

    HAO NAO

    GHEEDOWE

    HAO NAO SUKKERS

    YE ARE AS IGGNORRANT AS KHAMHURRHUN

    *

    ASTA

  90. 317
    BBC LIE SCENTS FEE FOE PH*Y* PHUMM PAYEURR says:

    #TO$
    %
    *
    *
    *
    *

    DA BBSEE IS GILTY

    *

    ASTA

  91. 324
    DA WAWL STRHEAT OUHAYLAH says:

    $
    %
    *
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    HAI GUISE

    AEVEN THOUGH THAY ENDGJUOY PHREEDHUM OV SPAETCH IN AMERRYKA,

    EVERY NAO AND THEN,

    THARE IS O WAWL STRHEAT DGJERRNULL OUWHOSHWYRE PHAYLE

    AND THISS OUOT PHOLLOSZE, IS OUHUN, PHRRHOMME

    Spy* In Da Trypalley StrrhyBaar

    *
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    HIGH GHIGHSZ

    A KWEEN OV HARTSZ

    DA LIBBAEAN ARMAE HAS A PLATUNE OV ACE RRHOOUPHTOP SN*Y*PAS

    AND THARE INSTRUQKTSHANS FRHOM DA MAN OV MANY HATS,

    ARE TWO TARGUHIT DA SUKKERS

    IN DA HAMERRYKHUN DAEZSIGHNHERR SHITKHIT

    OUEN DA THYME KHUMS

    SEW MINED DA KRRAPP

    *

    ASTA

  92. 164
    misterned says:

    9.11 was an inside job!!

  93. 217
    Anonymous says:

    I have always had my suspicions about this.



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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:

“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”



The last Quango in Paris says:

Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.



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