February 23rd, 2011

Hancock’s Lolita Was Barely Legal

Regular readers will remember all of this:

And now sleazy old perv Mike Hancock has admitted on the stand that he “kissed and cuddled” a 17-year-old and had a string of extra-marital affairs which he had previously denied.

Hancock was in court to testify against his election opponent and anti-child abuse campaigner Les Cummings, who has just been found guilty of spreading false information during an election period because he alleged the girl was 14.

It may be legal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Member of Parliament?


268 Comments

  1. 1
    Anti the mob says:

    Whilst you can pretend to be morally outraged it seems somewhat partial to scream a headline “Barely legal”. It is either legal or illegal – the law doesn’t fudge it.

    Out of interest what age would you have deemed acceptable? 21, 25, 30 …

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Irrelevant story. Must try harder.

  3. 3
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    A shame Mr Cummings couldn’t produce the legal proof to back up his assertions.

    Can Nick Clegg take away the LD whip from this scummy specimen? I don’t know the LD rules.

  4. 4

    Depends if it is my daughter or your daughter.

  5. 5
    Chris lowe's hamster. says:

    Its a sin.

    For me to just be jealous.

  6. 6
    Lord Lucan says:

    Banging 17 year olds might be legal, however it calls into question this judgement somewhat I would say.

  7. 7
    Doc Trough says:

    Well done on targetting the “centre of the observed mass”.

  8. 8
    Pasta Masta says:

    Is he related to Silvio Berlusconi?

  9. 9
    Jenny Taylier says:

    Good to see the crosshairs back out for this nonce

  10. 10

    Typical Hancock

    Surely by denying the affairs in court previously he is himself guilty of perjury?

    Then again, there always has been one law for Handycock and another law for the rest of us in Portsmouth.

    The man makes me feel sick!

  11. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is a deffo wrong un.

    String him up,

  12. 12
    It may illegal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Prime Minister ? says:

    unless it’s Berlusconi then you cheer him on and chuckle

  13. 13
    mikecandycock says:

    Give me one more chance princess……I know I can your billy bumblebum happy.

  14. 14
    Handycock says:

    Gimme a chance, princess. I can make u happy.

  15. 15
    Judge Jeffries says:

    Thank you for making the exact point I was going to make. The only differences between Handycock and Berlusca’ is facial hair and a few billion Euros. The similarity is that they are both sleaze balls!

  16. 16
    Eeu to me says:

    Billy Vauge in on Sky,Iv’e never heard him bluster and blunder before, is rusty sure he has the right man for the job?

  17. 17
    Katya says:

    Mr Hancock has very small cockski.

  18. 18
    Handycock says:

    Hey! I’m not a Lib Dem! Oh, wait, you called me a nonce. As you were.

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Macauley.

  20. 20
    Above the Law says:

    Total mindfuck – MP shoves oily penis in 14 yr old girl’s ear.

  21. 21
    Former Naval Person says:

    It’s a bigger shame that Handycock’s legal team failed to call the girl in question. If there had been a jury then doubtless they would have had to. It would be no surprise if someone else turns up soon to confirm the entire story – especially the tales from Rumania and Russia – perhaps the tabloid press are already onto it.

  22. 22
    Dick Emery says:

    Ever since he’s been outed he looks like he’s dropped a tanner and found a farthing

  23. 23
    Handycock says:

    Gimme a kiss and a cuddle, princess. You can call me “uncle” or “daddy” if you like.

  24. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have never done bunga bunga.

  25. 25
    gildedtumbril says:

    Hancock needs to be fondled by a rope.

  26. 26
    Mark Oaten says:

    But did he ask her to also take a dump in his mouth?

  27. 27
    Shakin' Stevens says:

    Ask Angus MacNeil MP of the SNP. He also kissed and cuddled a few schoolgirls (17 and 18).

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6537251.stm

  28. 28
    Ghost of Stephen Milligan says:

    Sounds like my kinda thing!

  29. 29
    Denis MacShame says:

    Hey! It’s not oily!

  30. 30
    Sir William Waad says:

    Si jeunesse savait; si vieillesse pouvait!

  31. 31
    The word amongst certain circles says:

    Russian FSR have a tape of Hancock.

  32. 32
    Dr. T. Oldman says:

    Politics of envy, Guido?

  33. 33
    We're not Americans says:

    “on the stand”? I think you mean “in the Witness Box”

  34. 34
    The word amongst certain circles says:

    If you have your ear in the right circles then you may of heard that the Russian FSR have a compromising tape of Hancock.

  35. 35
    Sir William Waad says:

    Silvio pays for it like an honest man. He doesn’t creep around letching schoolgirls and the mentally unstable.

  36. 36
    Ratsniffer says:

    What a sleazy sack of shit he is.

  37. 37
    Some good news for a change! says:

    Good riddance!

    Police are investigating the suspected murder of child killer Colin Hatch at one of Britain’s most secure prisons.

    Hatch, 38, of north London, died at the maximum-security Full Sutton jail near York on Tuesday, police said. Post-mortem tests will be carried out later.

    Hatch was jailed for life in 1994 after being convicted of killing a seven-year-old boy while on parole for a previous child sex attack.

  38. 38
    Tony Blair, Dubya's bitch says:

    Yeehaw!

  39. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The big society in action!

  40. 40
    Handycock is a cunt says:

    Oh yes please! That would make my year!

  41. 41
    Some good news for a change! says:

    That’s the kind of pro-active Big Society action I like!

  42. 42
    Handycock is a cunt says:

    Calls into question the 17 year old’s judgment in kissing an ugly old fart like Handyc-unt.

  43. 43
    Handycock says:

    Gimme a chance, William, I can make you happy.

  44. 44
    On the commute home says:

    That’s what she said!

  45. 45
    Eeu to me says:

    Should we send flowers or will that’s a load of future taxpayers money saved do.

  46. 46
    Hancock says:

    Have you gone raving mad? I made that tape in 1959 and they paid me £1 17/6d for it. £1 17/6d for a work of genius! There was practically a brainful in that tape. That’s what’s wrong with this country, layabouts on the National Assistance, living it up with their holiday camps and twin-tub washing machines and a genius practically starving in the gutter! Tepid, that’s what it is, like this tea.

  47. 47
    Lord Lucan says:

    Handycock is a Wrong-un and and embrassment to the UK. All this apart from his spying activities…

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Both of them are a right pair of charlies. Instead of grandstanding around the Middle East, equating the questioning of Arab style ‘democracy’ with racism, methinks Dave would have been better employed trying to evacuate British citizens from Libya.

    France, Germany and Turkey managed to get their shit together a couple of days ago.Last time I heard our chartered planes that were due to fly out early today were still stranded at Gatwick due to technical problems. FFS, we all know Labour were shite but do the useless fucking Tories really need to outdo them in the incompetence dept. Shouldn’t have expected any more from a team of chancers that have no experience of running anything bar a useless election campaign.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    But she’s not and, like it or now (you don’t), Hancock wasn’t breaking the law…

  50. 50
    Ratsniffer says:

    A rope back in 1994 would have been better…the state would have saved on his board and lodgings.

  51. 51
    Plonk says:

    Police are investigating the suspected murder of child killer Colin Hatch at one of Britain’s most secure prisons.

    One can only hope his demise was slow and painful

  52. 52
    Teenage Dirtbag Baby says:

    I’m not sucking your cock after it’s been up my arse!

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    He was about 30 at the time, whick kinda puts the Handcock fiasco into perspective.

  54. 54

    Quite. The greater majority of males here, who are not gay, will have done the nasty with more than one young lady. Every single one of these will have had a father. Few fathers, certainly from the time I was young, would have been overjoyed, had they known. I grew used to cautious hostility but never gunfire. The will of the female counts just as much as well, if she is of age.

  55. 55
    The Guardian, Socialist Workers Party, Shami Chuckrafarti says:

    Outrageous! That would have breached his human rights!

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    “Hancock’s Lolita Was Barely Legal”

    There must be some illegal ones out there somewhere, keep looking.

  57. 57
    Norman T says:

    Give his killer the vote!

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    I bet you say that to all the girls

  59. 59
    Some good news for a change! says:

    See 37 above.

  60. 60
    P. Doff says:

    You bunged the gold down the plug hole!

  61. 61
    Berlusconi says:

    Si!

  62. 62
    Worthless Lib Dem Pledge says:

    No he was not breaking the law, but he should be an example to the public as a pillar of society. He fails miserably. Let’s have the right to recall and see if his voters still want him as their MP? Rules remain the same and there is no hope of any them having enough honour to resign or act properly.When is Clegg going to sort out politics?

    When is Blair going to be investigated, prosecuted and charged as the first PM to deceive his country into war, bankruptcy, impose mass immigration upon us, include the UK in the EU social chapter, give money back to EU to feather his own prospects of becoming the EU president. This vile man needs to be held to account and his assets seized.

  63. 63
    John Hirst says:

    All of a sudden I’ve changed my mind about prisoners’ right to vote.

  64. 64
    Dirty Old Perv says:

    Says who Waad? If it’s breathing Berlusconi would be all over it and the dead probably aren’t safe with him either.

  65. 65
    Richard Timney says:

    I’ve seen that movie. Not bad.

  66. 66

    Many men here have a sneaking admiration of Berlusconi and his extraordinary lifestyle. I suspect the same doesn’t apply in the UK re Hancock. It all depends whether your taste as a girlie runs to days at a fabulous estate on Sardinia or wet weekends at a Southsea semi with ba man who makes Gordon Brown look like a catch.

  67. 67

    Turning gradually into: Si vieillesse savait, si jeunesse pouvait.

  68. 68
    Mark Oaten says:

    It may legal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Member of Parliament?

    Well NO. But if you are a LibDem MP then that is setting high standards.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    The question was on standards not the law you dick 4 brains. Much like Jacqui Smith claiming that her sister’s spare bedroom was her main home was within the expenses law but it was the standard one would expect from a con artist and not an MP.

    Now fuck off

  70. 70
    Marilyn Merlot says:

    these people have nothing on Lucretia Borgia

  71. 71
    Dick the Prick says:

    Ah, romance in a Southsea B&B, brings back fond memories of that heady July I spent with Tracy Miggins in the balmy, humid, lustful & urgent summer of ’86. We were young, all our lives to experience, the yearning, the desire, the dreams we both had. Plus, a £10 for a blowwy is cheap at twice the price!

  72. 72
    The Big Society in action says:

    A woman who has worked as an escort since the end of the Second World War is still earning £50,000 pounds a year from her sex services – at the age of 96. Milly Cooper was swept off her feet by a wealthy American at the age of 27, and moved from London’s East End to Las Vegas. But he died in action in 1945, leaving her with a baby daughter and no regular means of support. Milly, who had worked as a showgirl, was coaxed into becoming a high-class escort – and was soon earning a small fortune in the United States, where she has lived for most of her life.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359769/Milly-Cooper-96-makes-50k-year-escort.html

  73. 73
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The greater majority of males here would have been the same age or a few years older than the indented object of their animal desires. They would not have been middle-aged and adulterous, at least at the time they were chasing barely-legal totty.
    Guido has rightly drawn attention to just one facet of a sleaze-ball who deserves all the attention he gets.

  74. 74
    Dack Blog says:

    They say daughters end up ‘marrying’ their fathers, so if you don’t look like Worzel Gummidge nor reside in the second circle of hell you should be okay.

  75. 75
    Jail bait says:

    So he was caught shagging her when she was seventeen but that does not mean he was not shagging her when she was younger.

  76. 76

    O/T Re: “Guido’s Taxing Question for the Guardian – Sunday Times”.

    It is behind a paywall, of course, and I am like an Armenian with no hands. Does anyone know what line they are taking?

  77. 77
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Proberly the white one ….

  78. 78
    B Clinton. says:

    Hey, I was going to say that!

  79. 79
    H.R.H. The Duke of Edinburgh says:

    I just can’t believe it. This Spy and Pervert has got away with it once again. What is wrong with this f*cking Country? Surely they can find enough evidence against this disgrace to put him away and throw away the key. Her Majesty is not at all amused. I suppose, just because it isn’t against the Law, it is O.K. for pervy MP’s to go around shagging 17 year olds? Furthermore, why hasn’t he been done for perjury? Didn’t he say in Court on a previous occasion that he had not had any affairs? This uneducated Pervert with the bouffant hairstyle, who dresses like a Poxdoctor’s Clerk, represents everything that has gone wrong with this benighted country! Pity the poor people of Portsmouth.

  80. 80
    A rum do says:

    Yes but we were in our teens or early twenties and not of an age to get a free bus pass that Hancock is.

    Curiosity does make one wonder how he does it though. A Beardy, Sandal wearing, wishy washy Liberal pensioner can hardly be the sexual desires of most 17 year old girls.

  81. 81
    Berlusconi says:

    Sounds pretty normal to me.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    How are we to believe you when the FSB is the Russian int organisation, not the FSR?

  83. 83
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Sunday Times opines that Guardian…

    “…writers drawing a wage from a company which indulges in all the “conventional” tricks of capitalism only to then heap opprobrium upon other companies that do the same. It feels like a good example of champagne socialism at work. “

    Quote of the day.

  84. 84
    The Grauniad on the run says:

  85. 85
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hugh Heffner? He surrounds himself with 20 year olds……..

    Just sayin.

  86. 86
    Molly says:

    Shall we have another one for the darling?

  87. 87
    Engineer says:

    ….who will pass it to Customer Services, who will pass it to Accounts, who will pass it to General Enquiries, who will pass it to Archives.

  88. 88
    Canterbury Calling says:

    But sometimes we let you watch

  89. 89
    The corruption of New Labour says:

    More to the point were the Gaddafi family squirreling their money away through Nat Rothschild’s investment portfolios and did Lord Mandelson and Anthony Blair assist and advise them?

  90. 90
    Chalk and Cheese says:

    Billy, Hugh Heffner is an international playboy/pensioner. Mike Hancock is a seedy liberal MP from Portsmouth. There is a world of difference.

  91. 91
    Oh Dear says:

    Doesn’t Hancock visit Russia on a regular basis?

    ‘He (Mike Hancock) told me the age of consent was 14 in Russia and I thought bloody hell, he is a bit forward.’

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/law-and-order/mp_paedophile_claim_trial_judge_considers_verdict_1_2439316

  92. 92

    What kind of example is this coming from a city MP.

    This man is nothing but a joke to his constituents.

    I hope the tabloids destroy him!

  93. 93
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    OOZEACLEVERBOYZEN!!! (cuttle) (grape)

  94. 94
    The Grauniad says:

    We don’t like being exposed.

  95. 95
    Paul Marks says:

    This absurd man must resign.

  96. 96

    You wish. Grandpa more like.

  97. 97
    H Basher says:

    What does all this say about the voters of Portsmouth ? Surely most of them must be several sandwiches short to say the least.

  98. 98
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m rich.

  99. 99
    Limp Dumps says:

    They’re Lib Dems. Several sandwiches short is understatement of the year.

  100. 100
    John Prescott says:

    I like champagne. With 156 million Big Macs.

  101. 101
    Kate Middleton says:

    I promise to behave. I don’t want to end up in a Paris tunnel.

  102. 102
    Handaycock says:

    The people of Portsmouth don’t call me Teflon for nothing.

    Leave Me and Molly alone now or I will have you for harrassment.

  103. 103
    hypocrites says:

    if you’re an old Italian pervert it would be conisidered almost saint like behaviour

  104. 104
    Andy Coulson's Mouthpiece says:

    as hypocrites

  105. 105
    Handycock is a cunt says:

    Do one, nonce.

  106. 106
    Come back Dave, your country needs you. says:

    Billy Hague is not having a good war. It was obvious yesterday reading his website that the information was totally confusing. Telling Brits that commercial flights were available at Tripoli airport and at the same time saying all scheduled flights to the UK were canceled. Then it went on to say, do not book on line as there is no INTERNET so come to the airport with cash and pay at the booking offices in the airport before warning that ALL airport offices were closed.

    Obviously these mistakes were made by his staff but the man at the top should carry the can.

    I did think (perhaps hope) Hague was better than this but I was wrong. It’s a blessing that he is not the PM IMHO.

  107. 107
  108. 108
    Oliver Reed says:

    What the fuck is wrong with seventeen year old girls these days? Are they on drugs or something?

  109. 109

    Sounds quite good. I still would not pay to hear what I already hold as views.

  110. 110
    Dick the Prick says:

    @C&C – well, we’ve all got ambition!!

  111. 111
    Boris says:

    “Here we are, in one of the most depressed towns in Southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6521603.stm

  112. 112
    andrew says:

    So is the Tory MP who asked if a raped girl was a prostitute .no mention of it on heere though! Torie double standards, Nasty nto the core.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12523144

    Andrew Edinburgh

  113. 113

    You are missing the relativity aspect, GOM, if I may say so. As a father, nay grand-father, I have been through these dilemmas myself. It is almost impossible to take an objective stance. The father feels one thing. The randy male of any age feels another (how many males are not randy?) They are incompatible at any age. I hold no brief for Hancock – may he fry in hell.

  114. 114
    Lord Chef Justice says:

    More perjury, he stated in Court that he needed to keep his phone on because his mother was seriously ill.

  115. 115
    A UK Government spokesman says:

    Dave is too busy selling arms to arab dictatorships to come back.

  116. 116

    Well done, Mr Blog, for some realism. But aren’t we are all in the second circle of hell? Totty Watch? Sexist comments, including from myself, made in joke? Lampooning Margaret Beckett (mind you she is an incredibly ugly cow!) It’s what life is about, at least to some substantial part.

  117. 117
    The silent majority says:

    The child killer is dead. His condition is said to be satisfactory.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Apparently the bloke who did this also had a go at Huntly last year. They should move him about the Prisons starting with Peterhead.

  119. 119

    Guido will be offered a four week free trial of the Guardian and offered a premium line number to lodge his comments on an answerphone that gets wiped once a quarter in India.

  120. 120
    GVJ says:

    He certainly was, as everyone in Portsmouth knows. What is so amazing, I was at the trial, is that the girl’s name was not mentioned by anyone, until Hancock took the stand as a prosecution witness. Under cross examination by Defence Counsel, he mentioned the name, Abigail. If he had not been shagging her, how did he know who she was? The Judge reprimanded him for mentioning her name. This was the most amazing turn of events which Defence Counsel, negligently, did not pick up on, which she should have done. The date of her birthday was also stated as evidence. It will be in the trial transcscipt, surely some enterprising investigative Journalist can check this out?
    Defence Counsel to Hancock ‘If you have not been shagging this young girl, how do you know both her name and date of birth, and are the rumours true that you got her prgnant?’
    These questions wre not asked and should have been.

  121. 121
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, The Strand says:

    Well done Mike, we have swung it for you once again. Pass the word around your fellow MP’s and a few more might join the Parliamentary Lodge, to protect themselves; giving us even more power and influence.

  122. 122
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Well they do need to stock up
    after all they used most of their ammo on the protesters
    Another shit head politician with No moral compass

    Seriously what the fuck was he thinking ?
    who has he gone to meet and why i was dumb struck at the publicity seeking move by Call me El Dave what a fuckin tit

  123. 123

    Heather Norton defending asked Mr Hancock why he had said in a legal affidavit in response to the leaflet that he had not had ‘numerous affairs’ he replied:

    “It depends on what you mean by numerous?”

    Asked how many affairs he has had Mr Hancock sai

    “It was a few!”

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Tells you a lot about the English.

  125. 125
    Not GVJ says:

    It is my intention to take over as MP for Portsmouth South, When Hancock eventually and inevitably gets sent down.

  126. 126

    Prime Ministers and Presidents can only fail with home affairs, the more so as we now have £7.4 thousand squillions of completely unrepayable debt, and Dave is locked in solid with the LibDems who daren’t risk an election now, whatever they murmur, or they will be annihilated to Monster Loony levels. So foreign affairs make them look like world statesmen.

    Evening mate! How’s it hanging for you?

  127. 127
    gildedtumbril says:

    The accused may be granted bail, surely?

  128. 128
    Abigail says:

    So we will replace one Pervert with another eh? Must be Liberal Democrats.

  129. 129
  130. 130
    Angry Beasts says:

    Agree.

    Much as I dislike Handcock this is looking like a personal vendetta.

    The girl was of legal age. End of.

  131. 131
    Shami Chuckrafarti says:

    The accused should be executed for brutally murdering Mr Hatch!

  132. 132
    Angry Beasts says:

    Guido must be the squeekiest clean (and boring) fellow around.

    I mean, God forbid there were any skeletons in his closet.

  133. 133
    Grant says:

    Good one on the never consorting with criminals, Mike. In any case I have never been convicted. Here’s another bung, £100K alright?

  134. 134
    gildedtumbril says:

    When it says,”he died in action in 1945″ I suppose they mean military action? Otherwise it might be risible.

  135. 135
    Good riddance says:

  136. 136

    The FSR is Fox Sports Radio.
    A very dangerous bunch.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Lib Dem candidate stands down over prostitute charges…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-12541212

  138. 138
    Oh Bless says:

    The chicken runs around and around, because it has no head.

    This chap should not be left alone in one of the ‘Faggot farms of Westminster’.

    All those lost public school boys looking for a daddy. It was never going to end well.

    You need focus for that kind of job. Where is Baroness Ashton by the way ???

    This is her gig isn’t it ???

  139. 139
    troll off says:

    You don’t have a leg to stand trying to defend this peice of shit Hancock, who has a whole fucking graveyard of skeletons as far as I can see, so you seek to attack Fawkes in the most spurious manner possible. So very, very weak.

  140. 140

    .. who will pass it to St Kitts, who will pass it to Cayman’s, who will pass it to Luxembourg, who will pass it to Monaco, who will pass it to jersey, who will pass it to Hong Kong who will pass it back to London for a reply.

  141. 141
    Cat-sitter says:

    Yes – but how old was she – at the time? There is much disagreement about her date of birth, there is much doubt about when exactly he first met up with her. The earlier story suggeted he was a Governor of her school – so he surely might have met her much earlier than has been claimed. Cummings was wrong to claim ‘paedophile’ – ‘statutory rape’ would have read better.

  142. 142
    EdMillipede says:

    Didn’t realise you were on a diet John.

  143. 143
    Handycock says:

    £100k will be fine, thanks Grant, more evicted council tennants coming your way. By the way did you see what I got in the local paper about that twat Cummings:

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/law-and-order/500_fine_for_defendant_but_mp_says_he_wished_he_could_have_been_jailed_1_2442065

    Do you know who that Bastard is who keeps posting saying I am uneducated with a bouffant hairstyle and dress like a poxdoctor’s clerk? He/she (it might be one of my Ex’s) needs to be sorted, as this image is not doing me any good with the local young bambinos.

  144. 144
    Piss Off says:

    Good Idea. Shoot the messenger not the message.

  145. 145
    And ee's out for the count says:

    Anon…throw in the towel mate….Guido delivered the knck-out punch

  146. 146
    Dack Blog says:

    It’s Ms Blog. So as I’m not chained to an idiot I don’t always see the world though my jap’s eye.

  147. 147
    The Big Society in action says:

    At least it didn’t say he died in action in 69.

  148. 148
    yep says:

    Good point well made!

  149. 149
    Molly says:

    All because you dumped me there’s no need to call me a Bambino.

    You’ll need more than hush money next time!

  150. 150
    Johan says:

    Och comrade, it’s corruption when it’s the Conservatives at it but when it’s amongst ourselves it’s a show of solidarity, ye ken…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12559916

  151. 151
  152. 152
    Blue Labour out says:

    Harsh but fair.

  153. 153
    Ted Grimley, taxidermist to the quality says:

    >her sex services – at the age of 96

    A more suitable partner for Mr H, I should have thought.

  154. 154
  155. 155
    Michael Winner says:

    Does it include the services of your tongue lodged firmly up his arse?

  156. 156
    Michael Winner says:

    yap yap.

  157. 157
    nell says:

    http://abcnews.go.com/International/libya-justice-minister-accuses-gadhafi-personally-ordering-pan/story?id=12982205

    the lib yan justice minister says he has proof that gad afi employed meg rahi for that locherbie bomb.

    Poor old wee dougie, bliar and alastairc will be disappointed that their lies that megr ahi is innocent are finally proved to be a fabrication!

    Mind , everything labour did over the last 13 years, and are still doing, was and is a lie so we shouldn’t be surprised.

  158. 158
    nell says:

    I don’t think you are uneducated in the traditional sense of the word.

    You sure know how to keep troughing expenses off us taxpayers!!!

    What you appear to be is oversexed and irresponsible especially in respect of immature young ladies.

    Neutering might help.

  159. 159
    hypocrisy watch says:

    unlike with his hero Berlusconi

  160. 160
    BLOOD MONEY says:

    Not to mention how much Lord Mandelson and Nathan Rothschid have profited from the Gaddafi blood money.

  161. 161

    My mistake, Ms Blog, excuse me. But I already admit to some of my failings. Any one who tries to present as too pure is heading for a fall IMHO. I have learned from you something tonight. When I stop learning, I will be dead.

  162. 162

    Your surname, Sir, should be submitted to the Trades Descriptions Authority.

  163. 163
    nell says:

    Don’t forget st tone .

    He was being paid £2million pa to advise the libyan investment corporation about investing their £billions.

    Apparently most of that has gone into the rottenchilds companies (bliars, mandy’s and gord’s bosom pals) in the Med!!

  164. 164
  165. 165
    One shilling says:

    Is it true that there is a super injunction preventing deals between Nathan Rothschild and Saif al-Islam Gaddafi being made public ?

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23925939-gaddafi-son-at-heart-of-british-society.do

  166. 166
    One shilling says:

    Shit stinks.

  167. 167
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SKQUWAAAAARRRK!! BOOM BOOM!!!

  168. 168
    Tony Blair says:

    As middle east envoy I know I should say something about the massacres in Libya but I’m afraid my relationship with Muammar is just too lucrative. Sorry proles! Must dash! Got a flight to catch to one of my many homes.

  169. 169
    ++BREAKING NEWS++ says:

    First Foreign Office-chartered flight leaves Gatwick to bring Britons back from Libya

  170. 170
    Winkie says:

    Is that you, Mr Wuv?

  171. 171
  172. 172
    Reap what you sow. says:

    Yes. We have ALL noticed that you have gone quiet since your “family friends” started killing their own countrymen.

  173. 173
    Dack Blog says:

    There’s no level of hell that would equate to waking up next to Margaret Beckett.

  174. 174
    Dirtybeech says:

    Depends where your totty watch stops

  175. 175
    Mongwatch says:

    How’s your crippled brain, mong?

  176. 176

    Jolly good. How are united getting on?

  177. 177
    Angry Beasts says:

    I’m not defending Handcock. He’s a slug. Just saying that Guido had better live a spotless life or else he’ll be hung by his own petard – sure as eggs.

  178. 178
    Labour's Super Special Shit-hole says:

    Poor sods. Just when they thought things could get no worse, they wind-up back here in this muzzie-infested cesspit.

  179. 179
    Hells bells says:

    Waking up to Cherie Blair must come close

  180. 180
    Angry Beasts says:

    O/T Newsnight

    Can somebody give Kirsty Squawk a good hard anal fucking. Perhaps it might calm her down. Shrill bitch.

  181. 181
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Just what do you expect HMG to do, people have gone to the godforsaken place in pursuit of the dosh, you want the money (a lot) you take your chances, that shrill crone K Waugh is sat in a bbc (of course) warm cosy studio on a million bucks pay berating a FO guy for not schlepping personally across hundreds of miles of desert to rescue said “daring boys.”

    Stupid stupid cow, totally out of touch with reality, mind, what else from eljabiba?

  182. 182
    FFFS! says:

    The Blue arsed trolls desperate to deflect blame for Hague leaving 500 Britons at the mercy of G’Daffy’s cut throats upon Labours doorstep.
    How about some more gynecological reports on the missus William?

  183. 183
    Tell it like it really is says:

    But we do NOT like u here.

  184. 184
    Question still waiting to be answered says:

    Do you have a job?

  185. 185
    William Hague's Big Society says:

    They should form their own community airline and fly themselves out.
    Less reliance on the state and more can do empowerment for yourself.
    That’s the answer.

  186. 186
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Hey stupid FFFS, refer to 167 above.

  187. 187
    nell says:

    I should think that is ‘ most likely’

  188. 188
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Wheeee! I’m the mong who stays up all night posting till 4am! Wheeee! I call everyone tat! Wheeee! I don’t have a social life! Wheeee! My only friends are my socks! Wheeeee! I’m incapable of a normal conversation! Wheeeee! All I can do is say “where’s the blog tat?” Wheeeee! I don’t have a job! Wheeee! I live on state benefits! Wheeeee! I’m a sad useless gimp! Wheeeee!

  189. 189
    smoggie says:

    He’s lied before. Convenient how she scrapes into range for the old groomer.

  190. 190
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Wheeee! I’m a mong gimp loser who’ll be posting till 4am! Wheeee!

  191. 191
    Ted Grimley, taxidermist to the quality says:

    >There’s no level of hell that would equate to waking up next to Margaret Beckett.

    I beg to mention a questionnaire answer given by the great Michael Kelly. (One of those silly questionnaires sent out at random by silly American schoolgirls.)

    Q. What is your worst dread?

    A. Waking up next to a dead Girl Guide.

  192. 192
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Yeh, but at least most of them don’t pay any of their danger money salaries in this country, said govt gelt being distributed to the 50% + muzzie men officially (according to govt figures) who are unemployed

  193. 193
    Angry Beasts says:

    Mummy will be cross if you don’t stop playing on your computer and go to bed now.

    Don’t forget to brush your teeth.

  194. 194
    nell says:

    500 Britains in libya.

    They’ll be BP bliar babes then on the tax free gravy train that he and gord created for them by sucking up to a demented evil dictator!!

    Very labour.

    So why should we , the taxpayer, move ourseves at any great speed, to get them out of there at our expense??!!

    You take as long as you want willyhague. I have no problem with that at all.

    I’d much rather you put all your resources, such as labour left you , which I accept isn’t much, into helping the poor old kiwi’s after their devastating eathquake!!

  195. 195
    davetheuselesscunt says:

    i’m taking this very seriously and, if I was Prime Minister, would certainly look into it

  196. 196
    Tony Blair says:

    I could try and put this in nice flowery language but I won’t. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the Libyans. I’m making too much lovely lolly from my middle east connections to give a shit. So fuck you proles. I’m minted.

  197. 197
    Hard truth says:

    There is a lot of truth in your attempt at sarcasm.

    If you play with fire then expect to get burnt.

    Most of these Brits were not in Libya on a Jolly, they were there to make big money and they knew the risks.

  198. 198
    Angry Beasts says:

    I think you need some psychiatric help, seriously.

  199. 199
    billy the bumbiter (sponsored by easyjet) says:

    anal penetration? I’m your man

  200. 200
    William Hague's Big Society says:

    Once the Libyans have finished with Col Gadaffi’s corpse, we will hold him to account for any atrocities committed on British citizens.

  201. 201
    why says:

    Why has the BBC News resorted to using two BBC reporters interviewing each other in an attempt to fool the viewer that the interview is both fair and impartial?

  202. 202
    nell says:

    So where are mandy and st tone at the moment??!

    Here they were, bosom pal to gad afi’s son , enthusiastically supporting his passage through the LSE and gad afi’s donation of £1.5million programme at the LSE to promote democracy – LOL!!!

    Now suddenly the rottenchilds, mandy, st tone, gord and the LSE board have suddenly gone silent on lib ya!!!

    Labour and lib ya – needs explaining that one doesn’t it??!1

  203. 203
    Angry Beasts says:

    I think she’s just on the rag.

    Perhaps she’ll mellow once the menopause strikes.

  204. 204
    Anti the mob says:

    You haven’t answered the question. Criticise him for lack of judgement, behaviour not befitting an MP (although we have a somewhat inconsistent view as to what we expect from MP’s), financial impropreity, lying about extra marital affairs etc etc. We expect MPs to stick to the right side of the law, but let’s not attempt to stir up emotion/hatred if they haven’t done anything illegal.

    You may not like what he did but don’t stoop to the gutter press level to make your point.

    How many people who contribute to this website have never broken the law or offended someone else’s moral code? Have none of you ever inflated an insurance claim, jumped a red light, had an affair etc etc.

    I don’t much like what some MPs appear to have been getting up to but to be honest our moral outrage is missing the point. We should be asking whether they make good laws, hold the executive to account, understand their constituents’ aspirations, help individuals when they need it.

    I’m more concerned about their role in making my life easier and more productive. We have had Glenda Jackson as our MP for thelast 20 years and she has been significant only be her absence from the constituency. She always seemed much more interested in global issues rather than local ones. These days she doesn’t seem to care about anything. She didn’t participate in the Labour leadership election, she doesn’t respond to messages, she doesn’t visit the area. That to me is a much greater dereliction of her duty as an MP than some of the things that cause the Mr Angrys to jump up and down .

  205. 205
    Angry Beasts says:

    A long-standing deception. They always do it.

  206. 206
    Size 9 Mick says:

    nell’s earthquake political analysis measured 6.8 on the rictus scale

  207. 207
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m 200!

  208. 208
    Tax Dodger says:

    So why do Brit Ex Pats think it is the duty of None Brit Expats to save them from their foolish fate?

  209. 209
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Cant decide who is worse , Handcock or Penis Macshame?

  210. 210
    Google says:

    My one observation is that mandelson comes up in All searches on this matter.

  211. 211
    Nick Clegg says:

    The Libyans should consider AV as a viable alternative to dictatorial rule.
    Who wants to live in a one party state, run by an unelected political elite, who lack the support of the Liberal Democrat consensus, which is after all the popular view of the majority of voters?

  212. 212

    It always comes back to Balls:

    <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.dailymotion.com

  213. 213
    Quango Tango says:

    I agree. But why are they allowed to do it, surely OFCOM is aware of this deceit?

  214. 214
    Handycunt and Macshame are cunts says:

    They should both be sent to prison without any lube.

  215. 215
    Bollocks says:

    That’s better. Even though your HTML is crap all this talk of Gaddafi and the Arabs being the cause of our misery has let Balls off the hook for a few days. Time to get back to reality and string Balls back up where he belongs.

  216. 216
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Sod it, Just hang both of em!

  217. 217
  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    Try lying under a desk under some rubble in Christchurch you spoiled middle class C UNT

  219. 219

    I had wanted the Balls reference, otherwise it would have been this. There was one of him in a red shirt (not the film) that I saw on TV in the 1990s that would have been perfect, feet and elbows on the keyboard, but I could not find it.

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    Guido is indeed a c unt but he isn’t an elected MP , do you wish me to draw diagrams ?

  221. 221

    Yes – the HTML was crap. So is Balls. We do not disagree here.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Nell are you a fucking vampire as you only come out at night ?

  223. 223
    Vlad the Impala says:

    Yes. The Rotshchilds have plenty of form, most of it bad. Worshippers of the golden calf, of the worst sort.

  224. 224
    The Scottish Labour Party says:

    Kirsty Wark is a key piece in our Boardwalk Empire.

  225. 225
    Media frenzy says:

    Don’t know the answer to that but Sky News once had one of their journalists interview some bint from the Daily Mirror who claimed that Robert Murart Abducted and Murdered Madaline McCann like it was true.

  226. 226
    Tell us please says:

    Question. Who made this ?

  227. 227
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    I am confident that he was unable to fuck any sense into her.

  228. 228
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    No chance of an election then?

  229. 229
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Hee hee. Fancy a pint?

  230. 230
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    A belated hello ar moniker
    i fell asleep watching the so called football

  231. 231
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Or in a yorkshireman
    called William ?

  232. 232
    annnnonyperson says:

    Actually, Anti the mob, you may be wrong. It is, under UK law, perfectly possible for sexual contact to be illegal between adults and a person of over 16 years of age. “A person in a position of trust” for example, like an MP…

  233. 233
    Question says:

    Still waiting to hear if you have a job or not.

  234. 234
    The Tramp, the Gay Usher, His Mam and her Lover says:

    You forgot to mention Australia and New Zealand, numbnutz.

  235. 235
    the money shot says:

    16 going on 17

    me thinks hancock watched the sound of music alot

  236. 236
  237. 237
    albacore says:

    “And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
    Anybody here feel the teeniest, weeniest bit freer now we know for sure what a shower of shite we have lording it over us?
    Just asking.

  238. 238
    Tacitus says:

    What a fine bunch we have in the Lib Dems – solid examples to our youth of how to behave and demonstrating to all a high moral standard. Well kinda!

  239. 239
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Tells you more about socialism and the mindset it indoctrinates actually.

  240. 240
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    And then some.

  241. 241
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    75% of their women too. Claim, claim and claim again, from the taxpayers money tree.

  242. 242
    Nelson must be spinning in his grave says:

    Apparently it’s also far too dangerous for our navy to dock unless the Libyans allow it..

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360067/Libya-protests-500-Britons-trapped-plane-breaks-down.html

  243. 243

    It is part of a general malaise that reflects much of parliament. No major party appears to be immune but the steady trickle of sentenced ex-MPs indicates that Labour lead the race to lower standards. They are followed at some distance by the Liberals, the SNP and the Tories. Of course, many have not faced justice where they should have done, their desert has been elevation to the Lords; Michael Martin being just one of dozens.

    This is not a dig at you because you are a leftie. I cannot imagine the likes of Tony Benn, Robin Cook or John Smith ever having preferred themselves in any way, sexually or monetarily.

  244. 244

    I regard myself as fortunate that I have never been afflicted by this strange ailment! I do admit that often I have found myself in a minority of one!

  245. 245
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums!! says:

    sack the b’stard……………. better still resign, you old perv !!!!

  246. 246
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums!! says:

    Traitorous activities go unpunished????

  247. 247
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums!! says:

    Teenie is what has got this individual into bother !!

  248. 248
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums!! says:

    Anything been happening in New Zealand recently???

  249. 249
    Sarah Beard says:

    Certainly not with me. Now where’s that rug I was looking at.

  250. 250
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums!! says:

    Another day of blanket coverage of a part of the world that is as interesting as excreted matter !!

    Anything going on in New Zealand recently??

  251. 251
    Darth Mangledbum says:

    Gordon you bastard. Have you forgotten?

  252. 252
    16 is legal. Nothing to see here. Move along says:

    Oooo ‘ark at ‘er.

    Cheerin’ on from the sidelines like a good lil lickspittle.

  253. 253
    misterned says:

    Guido makes a good point above. It Hancock had been fondling my daughter, the police would have been the very last of his worries.

  254. 254
    Smig says:

    Just a thought..
    After at least 20 years of dereliction of duty why on Earth do the voters of said constituency continue to elect her?

  255. 255
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “almost imporssible top take an objective stance” … well quite.

    In our culture one sort of has to accept that one’s adult offspring are allowed to do what they like. You don’t go round killing the lass if she wants to shag the wrong man. However, when they’re 17 it appears its quite alright (in fact you get all sorts of applause) to attempt to murder the “wrong man”.

  256. 256
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Really?

    I mean, all sorts of things irritate me like hell in ordinary life, but I realise that many instant fantasies of revenge would be likely to have all sorts of legal consequences for many years to come.

  257. 257
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I got the impression that BA (etc) were phoned up.

    Hague: “can we charter a plane”
    Ba: ” Oh yes of course mr hague. Where to?”
    Hague: “Tripoli”
    BA: ” ”
    BA: “click … beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”
    Hague: “hello? hello?”

  258. 258
    misterned says:

    WoooT! I haz a stalker :)

    ‘Bout time someone stole my name to post shite that I do not post.

    As for 9/11, I would be grateful if anyone could point me in the direction of any irrefutable documentation which shows who did cause 9/11 and how they managed to do so without alerting the American defence systems.

    No such documentation exists. I have spent almost 10 years looking for it.

    All I can find is conspiracy theories. NOTHING ELSE! So all the “inside jobbers and truthers” come up with is unproven conspiracy theories. All the official Government commission came up with was an unproven and weak conspiracy theory which the commission members and their legal council no longer support.

    So come on, somebody show me proof of who did what when WRT 9/11. I have found lots of different things which point in lots of different directions, many things which do disprove the official version (which is not supported by and has been debunked by their own commission) But nothing that amounts to specific orders coming from anyone to initiate, plan and carry out those attacks, and details of those plans.

    So only tinfoil hat wearing nutcases believe the official version, or any other conspiracy version, without proof!

    I do NOT have proof that it was an inside job. I do not have proof that it was Al Qaeda. Even the Head of the FBI had to admit that there was no proof that Al Qaeda did 9/11 and Bin Laden is not wanted for 9/11 according to the FBI website.

    Proof of who did it is in short supply.

    So I DO NOT KNOW WHO did 9/11 or how. Therefore I cannot possibly claim it was an inside job.

  259. 259
    The BBC says:

    Ofcom have nothing to do with the BBC.

  260. 260
    Handycock says:

    I haven’t dumped you Molly, I have just been busy in Court. I will keep my promise and take you to Alton towers for your 13th birthday. XXXX Daddy.

  261. 261
    Handycock says:

    I have been foundy not guilty of being a paedophile. The fact that I worked at one time for BBC childrens programmes, then worked for mencap with Romanian orphans and currently am both a member of the south east committee of the NSPCC and a member of the Parliamentary Prostitution and global sex exploitation committee is neither coincidental nor indicative, so watch it or I will take you to Court and you will have to pay me damages of £15 like Les Cummings had to.

  262. 262
    Airey Belvoir says:

    The Victorians reckoned that the ‘appropriate’ age for the woman was half the man’s age plus seven years – that would put teen totty well out of the old perv’s reach….

  263. 263

    And other ages, SP4… I had our good host’s relativistic comment, made early on, in mind and was attempting to steer GOM’s attention gently in that direction.

  264. 264
    Anon says:

    Well, I’d give her one….

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    “It may be legal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Member of Parliament?”

    Yes.

  266. 266
    Stuart Brennan says:

    That hooker looks better than nay tighthead prop!

  267. 267
    Stuart Brennan says:

    Makes it appear as if they earn their keep?

  268. 268


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