Hancock’s Lolita Was Barely Legal
Regular readers will remember all of this:

And now sleazy old perv Mike Hancock has admitted on the stand that he “kissed and cuddled” a 17-year-old and had a string of extra-marital affairs which he had previously denied.
Hancock was in court to testify against his election opponent and anti-child abuse campaigner Les Cummings, who has just been found guilty of spreading false information during an election period because he alleged the girl was 14.
It may be legal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Member of Parliament?















Whilst you can pretend to be morally outraged it seems somewhat partial to scream a headline “Barely legal”. It is either legal or illegal – the law doesn’t fudge it.
Out of interest what age would you have deemed acceptable? 21, 25, 30 …
Depends if it is my daughter or your daughter.
unless it’s Berlusconi then you cheer him on and chuckle
Thank you for making the exact point I was going to make. The only differences between Handycock and Berlusca’ is facial hair and a few billion Euros. The similarity is that they are both sleaze balls!
Silvio pays for it like an honest man. He doesn’t creep around letching schoolgirls and the mentally unstable.
Gimme a chance, William, I can make you happy.
Says who Waad? If it’s breathing Berlusconi would be all over it and the dead probably aren’t safe with him either.
Many men here have a sneaking admiration of Berlusconi and his extraordinary lifestyle. I suspect the same doesn’t apply in the UK re Hancock. It all depends whether your taste as a girlie runs to days at a fabulous estate on Sardinia or wet weekends at a Southsea semi with ba man who makes Gordon Brown look like a catch.
Ah, romance in a Southsea B&B, brings back fond memories of that heady July I spent with Tracy Miggins in the balmy, humid, lustful & urgent summer of ’86. We were young, all our lives to experience, the yearning, the desire, the dreams we both had. Plus, a £10 for a blowwy is cheap at twice the price!
But she’s not and, like it or now (you don’t), Hancock wasn’t breaking the law…
No he was not breaking the law, but he should be an example to the public as a pillar of society. He fails miserably. Let’s have the right to recall and see if his voters still want him as their MP? Rules remain the same and there is no hope of any them having enough honour to resign or act properly.When is Clegg going to sort out politics?
When is Blair going to be investigated, prosecuted and charged as the first PM to deceive his country into war, bankruptcy, impose mass immigration upon us, include the UK in the EU social chapter, give money back to EU to feather his own prospects of becoming the EU president. This vile man needs to be held to account and his assets seized.
The question was on standards not the law you dick 4 brains. Much like Jacqui Smith claiming that her sister’s spare bedroom was her main home was within the expenses law but it was the standard one would expect from a con artist and not an MP.
Now fuck off
You forgot to mention Australia and New Zealand, numbnutz.
Anon…throw in the towel mate….Guido delivered the knck-out punch
Oooo ‘ark at ‘er.
Cheerin’ on from the sidelines like a good lil lickspittle.
Quite. The greater majority of males here, who are not gay, will have done the nasty with more than one young lady. Every single one of these will have had a father. Few fathers, certainly from the time I was young, would have been overjoyed, had they known. I grew used to cautious hostility but never gunfire. The will of the female counts just as much as well, if she is of age.
The greater majority of males here would have been the same age or a few years older than the indented object of their animal desires. They would not have been middle-aged and adulterous, at least at the time they were chasing barely-legal totty.
Guido has rightly drawn attention to just one facet of a sleaze-ball who deserves all the attention he gets.
You are missing the relativity aspect, GOM, if I may say so. As a father, nay grand-father, I have been through these dilemmas myself. It is almost impossible to take an objective stance. The father feels one thing. The randy male of any age feels another (how many males are not randy?) They are incompatible at any age. I hold no brief for Hancock – may he fry in hell.
“almost imporssible top take an objective stance” … well quite.
In our culture one sort of has to accept that one’s adult offspring are allowed to do what they like. You don’t go round killing the lass if she wants to shag the wrong man. However, when they’re 17 it appears its quite alright (in fact you get all sorts of applause) to attempt to murder the “wrong man”.
And other ages, SP4… I had our good host’s relativistic comment, made early on, in mind and was attempting to steer GOM’s attention gently in that direction.
Yes but we were in our teens or early twenties and not of an age to get a free bus pass that Hancock is.
Curiosity does make one wonder how he does it though. A Beardy, Sandal wearing, wishy washy Liberal pensioner can hardly be the sexual desires of most 17 year old girls.
Hugh Heffner? He surrounds himself with 20 year olds……..
Just sayin.
Billy, Hugh Heffner is an international playboy/pensioner. Mike Hancock is a seedy liberal MP from Portsmouth. There is a world of difference.
@C&C – well, we’ve all got ambition!!
They say daughters end up ‘marrying’ their fathers, so if you don’t look like Worzel Gummidge nor reside in the second circle of hell you should be okay.
Well done, Mr Blog, for some realism. But aren’t we are all in the second circle of hell? Totty Watch? Sexist comments, including from myself, made in joke? Lampooning Margaret Beckett (mind you she is an incredibly ugly cow!) It’s what life is about, at least to some substantial part.
It’s Ms Blog. So as I’m not chained to an idiot I don’t always see the world though my jap’s eye.
My mistake, Ms Blog, excuse me. But I already admit to some of my failings. Any one who tries to present as too pure is heading for a fall IMHO. I have learned from you something tonight. When I stop learning, I will be dead.
There’s no level of hell that would equate to waking up next to Margaret Beckett.
Waking up to Cherie Blair must come close
>There’s no level of hell that would equate to waking up next to Margaret Beckett.
I beg to mention a questionnaire answer given by the great Michael Kelly. (One of those silly questionnaires sent out at random by silly American schoolgirls.)
Q. What is your worst dread?
A. Waking up next to a dead Girl Guide.
You haven’t answered the question. Criticise him for lack of judgement, behaviour not befitting an MP (although we have a somewhat inconsistent view as to what we expect from MP’s), financial impropreity, lying about extra marital affairs etc etc. We expect MPs to stick to the right side of the law, but let’s not attempt to stir up emotion/hatred if they haven’t done anything illegal.
You may not like what he did but don’t stoop to the gutter press level to make your point.
How many people who contribute to this website have never broken the law or offended someone else’s moral code? Have none of you ever inflated an insurance claim, jumped a red light, had an affair etc etc.
I don’t much like what some MPs appear to have been getting up to but to be honest our moral outrage is missing the point. We should be asking whether they make good laws, hold the executive to account, understand their constituents’ aspirations, help individuals when they need it.
I’m more concerned about their role in making my life easier and more productive. We have had Glenda Jackson as our MP for thelast 20 years and she has been significant only be her absence from the constituency. She always seemed much more interested in global issues rather than local ones. These days she doesn’t seem to care about anything. She didn’t participate in the Labour leadership election, she doesn’t respond to messages, she doesn’t visit the area. That to me is a much greater dereliction of her duty as an MP than some of the things that cause the Mr Angrys to jump up and down .
Just a thought..
After at least 20 years of dereliction of duty why on Earth do the voters of said constituency continue to elect her?
WoooT! I haz a stalker
‘Bout time someone stole my name to post shite that I do not post.
As for 9/11, I would be grateful if anyone could point me in the direction of any irrefutable documentation which shows who did cause 9/11 and how they managed to do so without alerting the American defence systems.
No such documentation exists. I have spent almost 10 years looking for it.
All I can find is conspiracy theories. NOTHING ELSE! So all the “inside jobbers and truthers” come up with is unproven conspiracy theories. All the official Government commission came up with was an unproven and weak conspiracy theory which the commission members and their legal council no longer support.
So come on, somebody show me proof of who did what when WRT 9/11. I have found lots of different things which point in lots of different directions, many things which do disprove the official version (which is not supported by and has been debunked by their own commission) But nothing that amounts to specific orders coming from anyone to initiate, plan and carry out those attacks, and details of those plans.
So only tinfoil hat wearing nutcases believe the official version, or any other conspiracy version, without proof!
I do NOT have proof that it was an inside job. I do not have proof that it was Al Qaeda. Even the Head of the FBI had to admit that there was no proof that Al Qaeda did 9/11 and Bin Laden is not wanted for 9/11 according to the FBI website.
Proof of who did it is in short supply.
So I DO NOT KNOW WHO did 9/11 or how. Therefore I cannot possibly claim it was an inside job.
The Victorians reckoned that the ‘appropriate’ age for the woman was half the man’s age plus seven years – that would put teen totty well out of the old perv’s reach….
Banging 17 year olds might be legal, however it calls into question this judgement somewhat I would say.
Calls into question the 17 year old’s judgment in kissing an ugly old fart like Handyc-unt.
I bet you say that to all the girls
Good point well made!
It may legal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Member of Parliament?
Well NO. But if you are a LibDem MP then that is setting high standards.
if you’re an old Italian pervert it would be conisidered almost saint like behaviour
Shit stinks.
Doesn’t Hancock visit Russia on a regular basis?
‘He (Mike Hancock) told me the age of consent was 14 in Russia and I thought bloody hell, he is a bit forward.’
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/law-and-order/mp_paedophile_claim_trial_judge_considers_verdict_1_2439316
What the fuck is wrong with seventeen year old girls these days? Are they on drugs or something?
Actually, Anti the mob, you may be wrong. It is, under UK law, perfectly possible for sexual contact to be illegal between adults and a person of over 16 years of age. “A person in a position of trust” for example, like an MP…
Guido makes a good point above. It Hancock had been fondling my daughter, the police would have been the very last of his worries.
Really?
I mean, all sorts of things irritate me like hell in ordinary life, but I realise that many instant fantasies of revenge would be likely to have all sorts of legal consequences for many years to come.
Irrelevant story. Must try harder.
That’s what she said!
Handycock is a Wrong-un and and embrassment to the UK. All this apart from his spying activities…
So is the Tory MP who asked if a raped girl was a prostitute .no mention of it on heere though! Torie double standards, Nasty nto the core.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12523144
Andrew Edinburgh
Agree.
Much as I dislike Handcock this is looking like a personal vendetta.
The girl was of legal age. End of.
unlike with his hero Berlusconi
He’s lied before. Convenient how she scrapes into range for the old groomer.
A shame Mr Cummings couldn’t produce the legal proof to back up his assertions.
Can Nick Clegg take away the LD whip from this scummy specimen? I don’t know the LD rules.
It’s a bigger shame that Handycock’s legal team failed to call the girl in question. If there had been a jury then doubtless they would have had to. It would be no surprise if someone else turns up soon to confirm the entire story – especially the tales from Rumania and Russia – perhaps the tabloid press are already onto it.
Russian FSR have a tape of Hancock.
How are we to believe you when the FSB is the Russian int organisation, not the FSR?
The FSR is Fox Sports Radio.
A very dangerous bunch.
Its a sin.
For me to just be jealous.
Well done on targetting the “centre of the observed mass”.
Is he related to Silvio Berlusconi?
I have never done bunga bunga.
You bunged the gold down the plug hole!
Certainly not with me. Now where’s that rug I was looking at.
Gordon you bastard. Have you forgotten?
Good to see the crosshairs back out for this nonce
Hey! I’m not a Lib Dem! Oh, wait, you called me a nonce. As you were.
Typical Hancock
Surely by denying the affairs in court previously he is himself guilty of perjury?
Then again, there always has been one law for Handycock and another law for the rest of us in Portsmouth.
The man makes me feel sick!
More perjury, he stated in Court that he needed to keep his phone on because his mother was seriously ill.
He is a deffo wrong un.
String him up,
Give me one more chance princess……I know I can your billy bumblebum happy.
Gimme a chance, princess. I can make u happy.
Billy Vauge in on Sky,Iv’e never heard him bluster and blunder before, is rusty sure he has the right man for the job?
Ever since he’s been outed he looks like he’s dropped a tanner and found a farthing
Both of them are a right pair of charlies. Instead of grandstanding around the Middle East, equating the questioning of Arab style ‘democracy’ with racism, methinks Dave would have been better employed trying to evacuate British citizens from Libya.
France, Germany and Turkey managed to get their shit together a couple of days ago.Last time I heard our chartered planes that were due to fly out early today were still stranded at Gatwick due to technical problems. FFS, we all know Labour were shite but do the useless fucking Tories really need to outdo them in the incompetence dept. Shouldn’t have expected any more from a team of chancers that have no experience of running anything bar a useless election campaign.
Harsh but fair.
I got the impression that BA (etc) were phoned up.
Hague: “can we charter a plane”
Ba: ” Oh yes of course mr hague. Where to?”
Hague: “Tripoli”
BA: ” ”
BA: “click … beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”
Hague: “hello? hello?”
Mr Hancock has very small cockski.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Macauley.
Hey, I was going to say that!
But sometimes we let you watch
Total mindfuck – MP shoves oily penis in 14 yr old girl’s ear.
Hey! It’s not oily!
I am confident that he was unable to fuck any sense into her.
Gimme a kiss and a cuddle, princess. You can call me “uncle” or “daddy” if you like.
I’m not sucking your cock after it’s been up my arse!
You wish. Grandpa more like.
Hancock needs to be fondled by a rope.
Sounds like my kinda thing!
But did he ask her to also take a dump in his mouth?
Ask Angus MacNeil MP of the SNP. He also kissed and cuddled a few schoolgirls (17 and 18).
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6537251.stm
He was about 30 at the time, whick kinda puts the Handcock fiasco into perspective.
Yes – but how old was she – at the time? There is much disagreement about her date of birth, there is much doubt about when exactly he first met up with her. The earlier story suggeted he was a Governor of her school – so he surely might have met her much earlier than has been claimed. Cummings was wrong to claim ‘paedophile’ – ‘statutory rape’ would have read better.
Si jeunesse savait; si vieillesse pouvait!
Turning gradually into: Si vieillesse savait, si jeunesse pouvait.
Politics of envy, Guido?
“on the stand”? I think you mean “in the Witness Box”
Yeehaw!
If you have your ear in the right circles then you may of heard that the Russian FSR have a compromising tape of Hancock.
Oh yes please! That would make my year!
Have you gone raving mad? I made that tape in 1959 and they paid me £1 17/6d for it. £1 17/6d for a work of genius! There was practically a brainful in that tape. That’s what’s wrong with this country, layabouts on the National Assistance, living it up with their holiday camps and twin-tub washing machines and a genius practically starving in the gutter! Tepid, that’s what it is, like this tea.
I’ve seen that movie. Not bad.
What a sleazy sack of shit he is.
Good riddance!
Police are investigating the suspected murder of child killer Colin Hatch at one of Britain’s most secure prisons.
Hatch, 38, of north London, died at the maximum-security Full Sutton jail near York on Tuesday, police said. Post-mortem tests will be carried out later.
Hatch was jailed for life in 1994 after being convicted of killing a seven-year-old boy while on parole for a previous child sex attack.
The big society in action!
That’s the kind of pro-active Big Society action I like!
Give his killer the vote!
All of a sudden I’ve changed my mind about prisoners’ right to vote.
Should we send flowers or will that’s a load of future taxpayers money saved do.
A rope back in 1994 would have been better…the state would have saved on his board and lodgings.
Outrageous! That would have breached his human rights!
The child killer is dead. His condition is said to be satisfactory.
Apparently the bloke who did this also had a go at Huntly last year. They should move him about the Prisons starting with Peterhead.
The accused may be granted bail, surely?
The accused should be executed for brutally murdering Mr Hatch!
Police are investigating the suspected murder of child killer Colin Hatch at one of Britain’s most secure prisons.
One can only hope his demise was slow and painful
See 37 above.
“Hancock’s Lolita Was Barely Legal”
There must be some illegal ones out there somewhere, keep looking.
Si!
these people have nothing on Lucretia Borgia
A woman who has worked as an escort since the end of the Second World War is still earning £50,000 pounds a year from her sex services – at the age of 96. Milly Cooper was swept off her feet by a wealthy American at the age of 27, and moved from London’s East End to Las Vegas. But he died in action in 1945, leaving her with a baby daughter and no regular means of support. Milly, who had worked as a showgirl, was coaxed into becoming a high-class escort – and was soon earning a small fortune in the United States, where she has lived for most of her life.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359769/Milly-Cooper-96-makes-50k-year-escort.html
When it says,”he died in action in 1945″ I suppose they mean military action? Otherwise it might be risible.
At least it didn’t say he died in action in 69.
>her sex services – at the age of 96
A more suitable partner for Mr H, I should have thought.
So he was caught shagging her when she was seventeen but that does not mean he was not shagging her when she was younger.
Sounds pretty normal to me.
He certainly was, as everyone in Portsmouth knows. What is so amazing, I was at the trial, is that the girl’s name was not mentioned by anyone, until Hancock took the stand as a prosecution witness. Under cross examination by Defence Counsel, he mentioned the name, Abigail. If he had not been shagging her, how did he know who she was? The Judge reprimanded him for mentioning her name. This was the most amazing turn of events which Defence Counsel, negligently, did not pick up on, which she should have done. The date of her birthday was also stated as evidence. It will be in the trial transcscipt, surely some enterprising investigative Journalist can check this out?
Defence Counsel to Hancock ‘If you have not been shagging this young girl, how do you know both her name and date of birth, and are the rumours true that you got her prgnant?’
These questions wre not asked and should have been.
It is my intention to take over as MP for Portsmouth South, When Hancock eventually and inevitably gets sent down.
So we will replace one Pervert with another eh? Must be Liberal Democrats.
Lib Dem candidate stands down over prostitute charges…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-12541212
No chance of an election then?
O/T Re: “Guido’s Taxing Question for the Guardian – Sunday Times”.
It is behind a paywall, of course, and I am like an Armenian with no hands. Does anyone know what line they are taking?
Proberly the white one ….
The Sunday Times opines that Guardian…
“…writers drawing a wage from a company which indulges in all the “conventional” tricks of capitalism only to then heap opprobrium upon other companies that do the same. It feels like a good example of champagne socialism at work. “
Quote of the day.
I like champagne. With 156 million Big Macs.
Didn’t realise you were on a diet John.
SKQUWAAAAARRRK!! BOOM BOOM!!!
Sounds quite good. I still would not pay to hear what I already hold as views.
I just can’t believe it. This Spy and Pervert has got away with it once again. What is wrong with this f*cking Country? Surely they can find enough evidence against this disgrace to put him away and throw away the key. Her Majesty is not at all amused. I suppose, just because it isn’t against the Law, it is O.K. for pervy MP’s to go around shagging 17 year olds? Furthermore, why hasn’t he been done for perjury? Didn’t he say in Court on a previous occasion that he had not had any affairs? This uneducated Pervert with the bouffant hairstyle, who dresses like a Poxdoctor’s Clerk, represents everything that has gone wrong with this benighted country! Pity the poor people of Portsmouth.
I promise to behave. I don’t want to end up in a Paris tunnel.
….who will pass it to Customer Services, who will pass it to Accounts, who will pass it to General Enquiries, who will pass it to Archives.
We don’t like being exposed.
as hypocrites
Guido will be offered a four week free trial of the Guardian and offered a premium line number to lodge his comments on an answerphone that gets wiped once a quarter in India.
Does it include the services of your tongue lodged firmly up his arse?
Your surname, Sir, should be submitted to the Trades Descriptions Authority.
.. who will pass it to St Kitts, who will pass it to Cayman’s, who will pass it to Luxembourg, who will pass it to Monaco, who will pass it to jersey, who will pass it to Hong Kong who will pass it back to London for a reply.
Shall we have another one for the darling?
More to the point were the Gaddafi family squirreling their money away through Nat Rothschild’s investment portfolios and did Lord Mandelson and Anthony Blair assist and advise them?
OOZEACLEVERBOYZEN!!! (cuttle) (grape)
I’m rich.
What kind of example is this coming from a city MP.
This man is nothing but a joke to his constituents.
I hope the tabloids destroy him!
This absurd man must resign.
What does all this say about the voters of Portsmouth ? Surely most of them must be several sandwiches short to say the least.
They’re Lib Dems. Several sandwiches short is understatement of the year.
“Here we are, in one of the most depressed towns in Southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6521603.stm
Tells you a lot about the English.
Tells you more about socialism and the mindset it indoctrinates actually.
The people of Portsmouth don’t call me Teflon for nothing.
Leave Me and Molly alone now or I will have you for harrassment.
Do one, nonce.
Well done Mike, we have swung it for you once again. Pass the word around your fellow MP’s and a few more might join the Parliamentary Lodge, to protect themselves; giving us even more power and influence.
Billy Hague is not having a good war. It was obvious yesterday reading his website that the information was totally confusing. Telling Brits that commercial flights were available at Tripoli airport and at the same time saying all scheduled flights to the UK were canceled. Then it went on to say, do not book on line as there is no INTERNET so come to the airport with cash and pay at the booking offices in the airport before warning that ALL airport offices were closed.
Obviously these mistakes were made by his staff but the man at the top should carry the can.
I did think (perhaps hope) Hague was better than this but I was wrong. It’s a blessing that he is not the PM IMHO.
Dave is too busy selling arms to arab dictatorships to come back.
Well they do need to stock up
after all they used most of their ammo on the protesters
Another shit head politician with No moral compass
Seriously what the fuck was he thinking ?
who has he gone to meet and why i was dumb struck at the publicity seeking move by Call me El Dave what a fuckin tit
Prime Ministers and Presidents can only fail with home affairs, the more so as we now have £7.4 thousand squillions of completely unrepayable debt, and Dave is locked in solid with the LibDems who daren’t risk an election now, whatever they murmur, or they will be annihilated to Monster Loony levels. So foreign affairs make them look like world statesmen.
Evening mate! How’s it hanging for you?
A belated hello ar moniker
i fell asleep watching the so called football
I regard myself as fortunate that I have never been afflicted by this strange ailment! I do admit that often I have found myself in a minority of one!
The chicken runs around and around, because it has no head.
This chap should not be left alone in one of the ‘Faggot farms of Westminster’.
All those lost public school boys looking for a daddy. It was never going to end well.
You need focus for that kind of job. Where is Baroness Ashton by the way ???
This is her gig isn’t it ???
Hee hee. Fancy a pint?
Wuv
But we do NOT like u here.
Try lying under a desk under some rubble in Christchurch you spoiled middle class C UNT
Or in a yorkshireman
called William ?
Just what do you expect HMG to do, people have gone to the godforsaken place in pursuit of the dosh, you want the money (a lot) you take your chances, that shrill crone K Waugh is sat in a bbc (of course) warm cosy studio on a million bucks pay berating a FO guy for not schlepping personally across hundreds of miles of desert to rescue said “daring boys.”
Stupid stupid cow, totally out of touch with reality, mind, what else from eljabiba?
i’m taking this very seriously and, if I was Prime Minister, would certainly look into it
Sandwichcase
Heather Norton defending asked Mr Hancock why he had said in a legal affidavit in response to the leaflet that he had not had ‘numerous affairs’ he replied:
“It depends on what you mean by numerous?”
Asked how many affairs he has had Mr Hancock sai
“It was a few!”
Guido must be the squeekiest clean (and boring) fellow around.
I mean, God forbid there were any skeletons in his closet.
You don’t have a leg to stand trying to defend this peice of shit Hancock, who has a whole fucking graveyard of skeletons as far as I can see, so you seek to attack Fawkes in the most spurious manner possible. So very, very weak.
yap yap.
I’m not defending Handcock. He’s a slug. Just saying that Guido had better live a spotless life or else he’ll be hung by his own petard – sure as eggs.
Guido is indeed a c unt but he isn’t an elected MP , do you wish me to draw diagrams ?
Good Idea. Shoot the messenger not the message.
Good one on the never consorting with criminals, Mike. In any case I have never been convicted. Here’s another bung, £100K alright?
£100k will be fine, thanks Grant, more evicted council tennants coming your way. By the way did you see what I got in the local paper about that twat Cummings:
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/law-and-order/500_fine_for_defendant_but_mp_says_he_wished_he_could_have_been_jailed_1_2442065
Do you know who that Bastard is who keeps posting saying I am uneducated with a bouffant hairstyle and dress like a poxdoctor’s clerk? He/she (it might be one of my Ex’s) needs to be sorted, as this image is not doing me any good with the local young bambinos.
I don’t think you are uneducated in the traditional sense of the word.
You sure know how to keep troughing expenses off us taxpayers!!!
What you appear to be is oversexed and irresponsible especially in respect of immature young ladies.
Neutering might help.
All because you dumped me there’s no need to call me a Bambino.
You’ll need more than hush money next time!
I haven’t dumped you Molly, I have just been busy in Court. I will keep my promise and take you to Alton towers for your 13th birthday. XXXX Daddy.
Och comrade, it’s corruption when it’s the Conservatives at it but when it’s amongst ourselves it’s a show of solidarity, ye ken…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12559916
Tony Blair ‘too close’ to Gaddafi regime, David Cameron claims
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8343858/Libya-Tony-Blair-too-close-to-Gaddafi-regime-David-Cameron-claims.html
http://abcnews.go.com/International/libya-justice-minister-accuses-gadhafi-personally-ordering-pan/story?id=12982205
the lib yan justice minister says he has proof that gad afi employed meg rahi for that locherbie bomb.
Poor old wee dougie, bliar and alastairc will be disappointed that their lies that megr ahi is innocent are finally proved to be a fabrication!
Mind , everything labour did over the last 13 years, and are still doing, was and is a lie so we shouldn’t be surprised.
Not to mention how much Lord Mandelson and Nathan Rothschid have profited from the Gaddafi blood money.
Don’t forget st tone .
He was being paid £2million pa to advise the libyan investment corporation about investing their £billions.
Apparently most of that has gone into the rottenchilds companies (bliars, mandy’s and gord’s bosom pals) in the Med!!
Is it true that there is a super injunction preventing deals between Nathan Rothschild and Saif al-Islam Gaddafi being made public ?
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23925939-gaddafi-son-at-heart-of-british-society.do
I should think that is ‘ most likely’
Yes. The Rotshchilds have plenty of form, most of it bad. Worshippers of the golden calf, of the worst sort.
And then some.
Nell are you a fucking vampire as you only come out at night ?
Is that you, Mr Wuv?
How’s your crippled brain, mong?
Do you have a job?
The Blue arsed trolls desperate to deflect blame for Hague leaving 500 Britons at the mercy of G’Daffy’s cut throats upon Labours doorstep.
How about some more gynecological reports on the missus William?
Hey stupid FFFS, refer to 167 above.
Wheeee! I’m a mong gimp loser who’ll be posting till 4am! Wheeee!
500 Britains in libya.
They’ll be BP bliar babes then on the tax free gravy train that he and gord created for them by sucking up to a demented evil dictator!!
Very labour.
So why should we , the taxpayer, move ourseves at any great speed, to get them out of there at our expense??!!
You take as long as you want willyhague. I have no problem with that at all.
I’d much rather you put all your resources, such as labour left you , which I accept isn’t much, into helping the poor old kiwi’s after their devastating eathquake!!
Once the Libyans have finished with Col Gadaffi’s corpse, we will hold him to account for any atrocities committed on British citizens.
Lol
As middle east envoy I know I should say something about the massacres in Libya but I’m afraid my relationship with Muammar is just too lucrative. Sorry proles! Must dash! Got a flight to catch to one of my many homes.
Yes. We have ALL noticed that you have gone quiet since your “family friends” started killing their own countrymen.
First Foreign Office-chartered flight leaves Gatwick to bring Britons back from Libya
Jolly good. How are united getting on?
Poor sods. Just when they thought things could get no worse, they wind-up back here in this muzzie-infested cesspit.
Yeh, but at least most of them don’t pay any of their danger money salaries in this country, said govt gelt being distributed to the 50% + muzzie men officially (according to govt figures) who are unemployed
75% of their women too. Claim, claim and claim again, from the taxpayers money tree.
Depends where your totty watch stops
O/T Newsnight
Can somebody give Kirsty Squawk a good hard anal fucking. Perhaps it might calm her down. Shrill bitch.
anal penetration? I’m your man
I think she’s just on the rag.
Perhaps she’ll mellow once the menopause strikes.
Kirsty Wark is a key piece in our Boardwalk Empire.
They should form their own community airline and fly themselves out.
Less reliance on the state and more can do empowerment for yourself.
That’s the answer.
There is a lot of truth in your attempt at sarcasm.
If you play with fire then expect to get burnt.
Most of these Brits were not in Libya on a Jolly, they were there to make big money and they knew the risks.
Wheeee! I’m the mong who stays up all night posting till 4am! Wheeee! I call everyone tat! Wheeee! I don’t have a social life! Wheeee! My only friends are my socks! Wheeeee! I’m incapable of a normal conversation! Wheeeee! All I can do is say “where’s the blog tat?” Wheeeee! I don’t have a job! Wheeee! I live on state benefits! Wheeeee! I’m a sad useless gimp! Wheeeee!
Mummy will be cross if you don’t stop playing on your computer and go to bed now.
Don’t forget to brush your teeth.
I could try and put this in nice flowery language but I won’t. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the Libyans. I’m making too much lovely lolly from my middle east connections to give a shit. So fuck you proles. I’m minted.
I think you need some psychiatric help, seriously.
Why has the BBC News resorted to using two BBC reporters interviewing each other in an attempt to fool the viewer that the interview is both fair and impartial?
A long-standing deception. They always do it.
I agree. But why are they allowed to do it, surely OFCOM is aware of this deceit?
Ofcom have nothing to do with the BBC.
Don’t know the answer to that but Sky News once had one of their journalists interview some bint from the Daily Mirror who claimed that Robert Murart Abducted and Murdered Madaline McCann like it was true.
Makes it appear as if they earn their keep?
So where are mandy and st tone at the moment??!
Here they were, bosom pal to gad afi’s son , enthusiastically supporting his passage through the LSE and gad afi’s donation of £1.5million programme at the LSE to promote democracy – LOL!!!
Now suddenly the rottenchilds, mandy, st tone, gord and the LSE board have suddenly gone silent on lib ya!!!
Labour and lib ya – needs explaining that one doesn’t it??!1
nell’s earthquake political analysis measured 6.8 on the rictus scale
My one observation is that mandelson comes up in All searches on this matter.
I’m 200!
So why do Brit Ex Pats think it is the duty of None Brit Expats to save them from their foolish fate?
Cant decide who is worse , Handcock or Penis Macshame?
They should both be sent to prison without any lube.
Sod it, Just hang both of em!
The Libyans should consider AV as a viable alternative to dictatorial rule.
Who wants to live in a one party state, run by an unelected political elite, who lack the support of the Liberal Democrat consensus, which is after all the popular view of the majority of voters?
It always comes back to Balls:
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That’s better. Even though your HTML is crap all this talk of Gaddafi and the Arabs being the cause of our misery has let Balls off the hook for a few days. Time to get back to reality and string Balls back up where he belongs.
Yes – the HTML was crap. So is Balls. We do not disagree here.
I had wanted the Balls reference, otherwise it would have been this. There was one of him in a red shirt (not the film) that I saw on TV in the 1990s that would have been perfect, feet and elbows on the keyboard, but I could not find it.
Question. Who made this ?
Still waiting to hear if you have a job or not.
16 going on 17
me thinks hancock watched the sound of music alot
I have been foundy not guilty of being a paedophile. The fact that I worked at one time for BBC childrens programmes, then worked for mencap with Romanian orphans and currently am both a member of the south east committee of the NSPCC and a member of the Parliamentary Prostitution and global sex exploitation committee is neither coincidental nor indicative, so watch it or I will take you to Court and you will have to pay me damages of £15 like Les Cummings had to.
Libya: Britain borrows BP jet to evacuate citizens
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8344391/Libya-Britain-borrows-BP-jet-to-evacuate-citizens.html
Apparently it’s also far too dangerous for our navy to dock unless the Libyans allow it..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360067/Libya-protests-500-Britons-trapped-plane-breaks-down.html
Anything been happening in New Zealand recently???
“And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
Anybody here feel the teeniest, weeniest bit freer now we know for sure what a shower of shite we have lording it over us?
Just asking.
Teenie is what has got this individual into bother !!
What a fine bunch we have in the Lib Dems – solid examples to our youth of how to behave and demonstrating to all a high moral standard. Well kinda!
It is part of a general malaise that reflects much of parliament. No major party appears to be immune but the steady trickle of sentenced ex-MPs indicates that Labour lead the race to lower standards. They are followed at some distance by the Liberals, the SNP and the Tories. Of course, many have not faced justice where they should have done, their desert has been elevation to the Lords; Michael Martin being just one of dozens.
This is not a dig at you because you are a leftie. I cannot imagine the likes of Tony Benn, Robin Cook or John Smith ever having preferred themselves in any way, sexually or monetarily.
Traitorous activities go unpunished????
sack the b’stard……………. better still resign, you old perv !!!!
Another day of blanket coverage of a part of the world that is as interesting as excreted matter !!
Anything going on in New Zealand recently??
Well, I’d give her one….
“It may be legal, but is fondling schoolgirls really conduct befitting a Member of Parliament?”
Yes.
That hooker looks better than nay tighthead prop!
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/east-hampshire/my_personal_life_is_my_own_it_s_never_impeded_my_ability_to_be_an_mp_1_2452252