Telegraph Totty Tossed Out
There has been a notable absence in the Telegraph newsroom recently. Many a hack has pondered what happened to the editor’s secretary cum beauty columnist Jane Cullen. Not only has she disappeared but apparently her desk has gone too. Jane’s vanishing act coincided with the hunt for the source of the Cable-gate tape leak, including his infamous “war on Murdoch” rant, to Robert Peston.
While Rob Winnett was suspected after vocally challenging the paper not revealing the whole story, what a coincidence that Jane was also secretary to the previous editor, and Peston’s mate, thirsty Will Lewis. Guido has noted Lewis and Peston’s mutually beneficial friendship before…
UPDATE : Other Telegraph sources insist it was a regular reorganisation redundancy.
Next up: Bryony Gordon.
She looks like a female Pinnochio?
Nicer in this, but something’s still not right…..
http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/beauty/news-features/TMG7962566/How-to-do-cashmink-eyes.html#
EWWwww. She’s channelling Sally Gunnel there.
Not a good look.
Too conscious of self.
What’s that about Sally’s channel? I would! Ms Gunnell is hot!
Hot?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jan/31/london-2012-olympic-games-volunteers
Are you shure?
I would though!
In the used car trade they refer to a scruffy but mechanically sound car as a Sally Gunnell -”Not much to look at, but a good runner.”
Pah! I was hoping for a wink from the cash minge eye.
Is that anywhere near Australia?
Wrong hemisphere. Have another crack Sherlock, there’s only one other.
If you get it wrong, it’s back on the naughty step for you.
“Games makers”? Fucking cringe makers more like! Total mingers! Why don’t they at least wash their hair?
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so he’s tolerated round these parts to an extent, thanks to Guido’s libertarian and kindly disposition.
But he has to be sent to the naughty step, frequently. For his own good you understand.
Telegraph Tossed Totty?!
Sounds like a Sun headline.
……….. or one of Delia’s new stir fry’s
Who’s next up Bryony Gordon?
I can’t see from this end of the queue…
This is all I got on Google:
http://tinyurl.com/4vbyke
Colon one word to far on, TT.
one word too
one word two
OMG
Hi Bryony
Show us a real pair will you please
I am frustated by Sally the False Cicciolina
PS and collar and cufss as well if possible…
Who gives a Toss about the Tooty Totty. Just read the above!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a fracas in Trafalgar Square last Thursday evening. A fight between rival gangs, with several stabbings and a fatality, I think. Only the BBC , of all the news outlets I read, neglected to mention that the gangs were Kosovan—they wanted us to infer that it involved rival football fans,
312 – There’s a surprise – NOT!
Britain experienced the largest influx since the Saxons during the 13 years of the last Government with migrants arriving in the UK at a rate of almost one a minute.
It is still not entirely clear whether the outcome of the Labour years was a result of gross incompetence or some politically motivated desire to change the whole nature of our society.
hey, whatever happened to the lib dem scandal at the weekend ..?
was a D notice slapped on it or was it bollocks ..?
It got a super hyper injunction worthy of Gaddafi
Gudio has dropped it like a hot ball(s)…
.afneil learning how to use Twitter.
Sorry its off topic, but;
Now that Libya is in turmoil and Gadaffi is attempting to massacre everyone who disagrees with him, would Blair, Mandelson and Brown like to comment on the likelihood of those BP contracts, (which cost this country its international reputation), being honoured?
BP and Gadaffi would have done well to listen more carefully to those who suggested that Brown was a universal harbinger of doom to everyone who met him.
Libya still has to sell its’ oil, which means dealing with western oil companies.
Catherine Ashton is a bloody disgrace to the UK, how long do we have to suffer her?
We have to put up with Ashton until we can vote her out. Oh wait, in the European “democracy” we can’t actually vote her out. Oh well, looks like we’re stuck with the ugly brainless cow.
Well then hopefully Ashton will develop some terrible disease. I would wish face cancer on her but from what I’ve seen, she already has it.
Yeah, but if we quit Europe, we can leave her behind, if they like!
You mean bleedin’ “Kaffee”?
NO, NO, NO
Blair Mandelson Brown Powell and Rothschild (Lichtenstein) Inc
Let’s see what great deal b@stard Peter Mandelbum made for the UK… Will Cameron agree to this deal, of course he will, anything to screw the British into the ground while claiming he’s doing something about immigration.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358837/Britain-grant-20-000-visas-Indian-workers-EU-trade-deal.html
The UK is set to welcome 20,000 extra Indian workers a year due to a secretive trade deal brokered by the European Union.
Britain will accept thousands of skilled workers in exchange for lucrative export deals, even though the public sector are cutting jobs and unemployment stands at 2.5million.
The EU India Free Trade Agreement was initiated by Former Trade Commissioner Lord Mandelson in 2007 and is expected to be signed by the middle of this year.
Under the agreement European countries will grant India between 35,000 and 50,000 visas in return for £4billion worth of trade.
However, sources have revealed that India are demanding up to 20,000 of them should be provided by the UK, with only 7,000 asked of Germany and 3,000 expected from France. Meanwhile Estonia is expected to accept just 19 individuals.
The 20,000 will not count towards the Coalition’s pledge to cap net immigration at ‘tens of thousands.’
Dave’s trying to head them off at the Suez Canal.
He’s taking this very seriously. (And so are all his boarding school bumboys and cocksuckers).
Charlie Welan went to a posh private school. Do you know something about Charlie that we don’t. Go on- tell us.
How long before the mob finds all the correspondence with Bliar, Mandelscum et al??
Gadaffi is reported to have fled Libya for Venezuela.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8339096/Libya-Colonel-Gaddafi-flees-to-Venezuela-as-cities-fall-to-protesters.html
That’s according to William Hague!
Venezuala will be the next place to blow up if he does. The Dear Leader there isn’t too popular as it is.
Might be deliberate disinformation from Hague.
Or to give the yanks a chance to intercept the plane. I’m sure they’d love a word with Gaddafi now he’s no longer head of state.
Venezuela is putting its head in a noose if it accepts the Colonel.
Hence the suspicion that it’s young Billy flying a kite to get the ball rolling in Venezuela.
Hope it doesn’t ruin my October break. I was toying with the idea of flying in from Aruba to Venezuela to see some big waterfall they have. Looks like I might just have to stay in Bonaire or Curacao instead.
Jeez. What an inconvenience.
You’ll laugh though. My original Summer 2011 plans (back in October 2010) was to take our car, get all the Carnets de Passage and all that shit, drive through France into Italy, take the ferry to Tunisia (Carthage, El Djem) then travel across Libya (Leptis Magna, El Alamein war graves), Egypt (pyramids’n'stuff), Jordan (Aqaba, Petra) , Syria (Damascus, Palmyra, Aleppo), Turkey (All those other biblical places) and back home through U-Rope.
Imagine looking through your insurance policy to try and claw a few quid back on pre-booking ferries and hotels and visas and suchlike on that fucking mission.
Lucky escape.
Ghaddaffi and Chav-ez fucking well deserve each other!
you’ve got plenty of competition from all those young arab lads.
billy will want to give them all second helpings of his yorkshire pudding.
Ba goom!
Is she looking for a position as a diary secretary ??
2 shags and 2 jags please
Does she want a position as my Ukranian Nurse !
Is that where you can find tat?
I think he’s still on the naughty step. You don’t slag off the gaffer in his own gaff.
The two tales of the king with no clothes and the one eyed king who rules over the land of the blind(Westminster).
They both apply to Vince Cable.
A one eyed king with no fucking clothes.
for a few quid we can sort that
I can’t decide whether to go to the off price show this year.
Can’t see much that’s new.
HEAD bags are back.
{popular in the 80′s with the Grange Hill crowd.}
Apart from Peter Mandelson I don’t know who else will buy one.
Sally, I suppose…
…of sherry.
Someones got to Will Lewis on Google Wikipedia result
William Lewis (journalist) – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
William Lewis (born 1969) is a British prostitute who is group General Manager at News International in the UK. He was editor-in-chief of the Telegraph …
“…specializing in homosexual tricks and had slept with the group General Manager at News International in the UK”
been tidied up now, sadly.
Ay bye gum
Or possibly Ye gay bum
I’m still getting my brain around “editor’s secretary cum beauty columnist”. So far I’ve spilled nothing, thank God.
Try a few more tugs and have the tissues ready to hand
As always you’re behind the times militwit.
Democracy is sweeping across lib ya now!
Oh sorry the labour party were close pals of gad afi’s weren’t they?
What the fuck is Cameron sticking his stupid beak into Eygpt for
who has he gone to see ?
keep your publicity seeking fucking nose out you more than useless twat !
Arse-face is in Egypt to proclaim he will not talk to the brotherhood. I wonder if the juuz have promised to supply more n—-s to fuck his wife, and arse-face was pussy-whipped into it.
Cameron is more of a sock-puppet than Lamb Chop. The juuz totally own filthy fucking evil Hunt.
Interesting that cameron is in Egypt. At least he’s not hiding.
Where’s bliar, the middle east envoy, who is being paid £millions to bring peace to that region and being paid even more £millions by gad afi for ‘advice’ ?
Where’s madasahatterbrown, who is currently proclaiming himself as the ultimate interational statemesman?! Surely he canbring peace can;t he?!
And where’s mandywho is also ‘earning’ money from his pals nat and saif. Hmm?!!
Call me Dave, the hypocrite.
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Dave’s a game changer
I thought that was bliar. He’s the one being paid loadsamoney to bring peace and then loadsamoney by gad afi for some sort of consultation role.
Brain around, its called giving head.
We are begging you for help in any way
Please force your government to denounce Gaddafi openly as a murderer
Why oh why is the West silent ?
Have your beliefs in freedom disappeared ?
I think the best you can hope for is Billy hinting indirectly that Gadaffi may not be ideal.
There’s money involved, you know?
Sorry, there are a couple of ex-PMs here that need sorting out first.
Don’t be silly. We all saw what happened in Iraq.
Fuck ‘em. Their mess. Let them sort it out. The only honest policy is to sell guns to both sides. Let them sort it our amongst themselves. None of our business.
We’ll can still buy oil off the winner.
We’ll get fuck all thanks for getting involved. And fuck all thanks for not getting involved so we might as well take the cheaper option.
See you’ve been reading the French Government’s standard manual on international diplomacy.
Read it? I wrote it.
Er, anyone remember that Egyptian bint pleading for help from the West a couple of weeks ago, but threatening death and destruction to any foreign powers who interfered in Egypt’s affairs? Mixed message I call it.
You lot need to denounce the Brown first.
gad afi is apparently on the run.
I wonder whether St Tone is going to loan his bosom pal, who’s been paying him £2million pa to advise him (not sure on what) , one of his london houses for his forced retirement?
And where are St Tone and madasahattergord now that their best pal gad afi is in need of support?
Both acting macavity the cat now aren’t they?!!
Blair is the Middle East Envoy.
That is why he is in Lincoln today, nowhere near his old chums.
That’s another day off the 90 he’s allowed in the UK before he’s considered ‘resident for tax purposes’.
Tell me about it. And with these new-fangled isotonic passports you can’t sneak in and out anymore.
Fly into Ireland. Cross the border into the North – no border restrictions. Travel to mainland UK from the North.
You didn’t see me – right.
Makes perfect sense for the holder of an Irish passport to fly in and out of the land he calls home every now and again. Nothing to see here, move on…
The Irish, like most of the rest of Europe, have a 180 day rule on tax. Much easier to be ‘non-resident’.
The UK is practically unique with a 90 day rule.
One of the harshest is the US where you have to not set foot in the place for ten years before they finally relinquish you from the tax obligation of being born, entirely against your will, in the fucking place.
I am Tony Blair
My family friend Gaddafi has paid be a my sidekicks directly or indirectly $millions
He gave me some dosh for my Inter faith heist as well
You see, Nell, I am specialist of playing both ends against the middle and cashing in every time.and lying my way out of it…like I did over Iraq…
Even, when the Libyan people get massacred…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! PATHETIC, TROLL !!!!!
MUST DO MUCH, MUCH BETTER !
Reds , Reds whine….
122 = a Labour troll so desperate even his mum is concerned about him.
Tony said he didn’t believe in regime change.
Especially where regime = his income – so sorry – Windrush Ventures No 2 LLP
She’ll have yer bails off if she finds out.
This site is for GOSSIP!
Blame the Banks for lending too much!
Blame the Government for fuck wits who max out their credit cards ?
Considering that said Government was leading the charge by maxing out the nation’s credit card creating all those non-jobs and PFI rip offs, yes – I think we should apportion blame where it is deserved.
Grilled? She looks like she was spit-roasted!
I hope both Blinky and Eva both die slowly of cancer. I’m amazed Brillo is still employed by the Labour Broadcasting Corporation. He grills Labour politicians in a way no other Beeboid does.
A Domestic in the Balls’s scrotum towers must be the most strange affair, as they both openly tell lies, evade the questions, talk over each other and re-write history on the cuff.
I hope nobody dies of cancer, slowly or otherwise.
What fucking idiot drowned out the speech with the “music”?
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How was the great sage,font of all wisdom,master of the universe Vince Cable laid low by such as she?
Was it his shabby attempt at trying to lay her?
Slipping a Cables length takes on a new and disturbing nuance.
Slipping a ‘Co(o)pper Cable Crippler’ has got an alliterative ring about it !
She specialises in teasing elderly cables?
Count me in!
Nice tits.
Put her on page 3.
I’ll toss to her.
The islamic dictators must have had shit loads of stuff on Western governments, lets hope files of information start to be leaked.
Indeed. It could be double-plus funny.
Lets wait and see how much rusty is offering them.
I am a good socialist
I have never hidden it
That why I have a state paid salary of £600,000 plus expenses Guido
It’s logical
Tony Blair told me years ago that to be a good socialist you had to earn over $ half a million a year.
But do not ask how we avoid tax please…
That will start blowing up (I know Guy Fawkes tried!) White Powder City the home of so many abuses (at your expense)
How can you have a tax fiddle in the UK given that you work exclusively in the UK Andy ?
He’s gt a wife and two families to support (allegedly)
Libya appears to be getting “down to the last man” right now.
Malta appears to have two new planes to play with.
And Tony Blair may have an old pal turning up on one of his many doorsteps with a hastily packed suitcase.
Jane Cullen? Any relation to Edward Cullen from Twilight?
I’ll get me coat.
I am making fucking millions my friends
We manage hedge funds you know
My old friends the Gaddafis are murdering people like madmen
But of course our hedge funds are long on oil…
I will always coin it you see
And become filthy rich…my ambition ever since I joined the Young Communists …
We should employ him to sort out our NHS.
BP has had to close its operation in lib ya and is repatriating its employees.
bliar’s 30 peices of silver has just turned to tin.
That’s OK nell – Blair swapped the silver for some of Gordon’s gold, leaving us poor bastards with the tin.
Listening to PM on the radio – Lybia, Scotland , is there no news in England or what is the BBC burying
Halifax has had to give a little extra to its customers.
Railtrack are sort of liable for stuff they didn’t do.
Lefties have been getting agitated with other lefties.
Something about … MI5…
Anything on Al Jazeera?
They’re always hot on celeb gossip.
Usual,Iran blaming the US,fighter jets and helicopters landed on Malta,got modded before on that
Is it just me being an old cynic, or does the coincidence of the UK not acting quickly enough to freeze Mubarak’s assets being followed swiftly by Call Me Dave getting first dibs on meeting the new leaders not ring a little false?
Seems that the noisy diplomacy of the US was swept aside by some clever dealing from our FO orientalists – hope we get lots of deals coming from our new friends soon…
More likely Obuma rang up and said ” Hi Cameroon go to Egypt and tell’em this: now” and dont make any cast iron guarantees
Rumour is Qaddafi has flown out.
Can only assume Gordon has just flown in.
BBC reporting Apache gunships firing on the crowd. Who the fuck sold ‘em Apache gunships?
That doesn’t sound right. Surely the yanks still have some kind of embargo on weapons sales to Libya.
link…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12307698
Looks like the source is a Libyan tweeter – so it could be any manifestation of the cargo cult deities pouring hot lead from the skies…
They may just be helicopters with machine guns on ‘em. Most Beeboids wouldn’t know an Apache from a gyrocopter.
We could Ram them with our Aircraft lite Aircraft carriers
Not yet we can’t. Not glued ‘em together, yet.
More to the point how come their one’s can fly?
Ours haven’t left the hangar.
That’s just the Chinooks innit?
Sorry..Quite right. Ours were fixed in about 2005.
Libya buys from former USSR.
They will be Mils.
43 MIL-24s on the books according to Wiki.
Hi proles. Aren’t I doing a splendid job as middle east peace envoy? Must dash. Got a 5 star hotel to get to.
Hi proles. Aren’t I doing a splendid job as p*ace e*voy? Must dash. Got a 5 star hotel to get to.
Hell, I’d forgotten you were out there. You’ve made real fuck-up of this one, haven’t you?
Suppose we can hope that you ‘accidentally’ get caught up in a demo somewhere…..
Never mind. We’ve run out of Lockerbie bombers to release, so they can’t clobber you for that one.
Tell ‘em you’ve mislaid the file. Governments have been using that excuse for centuries. Never fails.
Hi Tone. Better warm up the shredder. Time to forget those Libyan deals.
No problem. They’ll disappear just like me and Cherie’s expenses forms.
That rumour has been picked up everywhere now that William Hague has repeated it.I first heard it last night,around the same time that “Mutasam shot Seif”
Hi proles. Aren’t I doing a splendid job as middle east peace envoy? I get to fly first class everywhere and stay in nice 5 star hotels, accompanied by bodyguards paid for by you. I know lots of people are being massacred in Libya right now but I’m a pretty straight sort of guy and my friendship with Col Gaddafi has made me awfully rich, or I should say, richer. Bye proles!
Civilians marching from Mesrata toward Tripoli are being fired upon from Apache helicopters. Real massacres are taking place in Libya.”
Think about it. Apache gunships = yanks.
The yanks selling Gadaffi Apache gunships?
I don’t think so.
Shit reporting from the BBC.
On Al Jazeera {live stream} the planes in Malta look like MIGs.
What’s odd is that people have been shot and injured and are being carried and then an ambulance and a police car turn up.
Why would you bomb your people and then send an ambulance?
Left hand doesn’t know what the right hands doing.
It’s the military ‘v’ The Rest.
Shit military too. Got their arse handed to them by the mighty…. Chad.
Muammar has always been a rum sort of cove, half statesman and half serial killer. He’s actually made much better use of Libya’s oil zillions than most of the most of the keffiyeh-wearers and doesn’t appear to have pinched much of it for himself. On the other hand his foreign policy has generally been nuts – losing a war against Chad, I mean, how daft can you get? – and providing support for vile terrorist acts. Libya’s corrupt of course, but that goes with being an Arab country (observed fact, not prejudice) and like all autocrats he’s made no provision for what happens when he’s upstairs in Jannah. Still, the Libyans are a tough and level-headed lot in my experience and may make a much better fist of it than one might expect.
I gave you democracy in Iraq !!
Hello stalker.
Racist.
Screaming Reels!!
Too easy.
I feel so cruel.
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I prefer watching Al’s Jizz Era. Much better viewing.
Agreed
By far the best reporting on Libya by any TV station..BBC and CNN etc non existent…
But Jereeza is still 12 hours or so behind the twitter channels…
The planes in Malta are fucked out Mirages
Amazing that they ever got that far…
Training aircarft
They are old surplus Chinooks in fact
Very secret information Guido
I have put Jane in the family way…
Good luck to the Dutch tomorrow.
She’s married Billy
And glad you are back…
I wish the people of Libya the best.
55 million Big Macs please. And for my main, I’ll have 125 million Filet-o-Fish. Pauline says fish is healthy, so I reckon a Filet-o-Fish will be good for me.
Cripes!!!
http://ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk/RichImageService.svc/imagecontent/1/TMG7962566/m/janecullenandrewcr_1702379a.jpg
From Libyan tweet 2 minutes ago
“Where is #TonyBlair, the sanctimonious Middle East Peace Envoy, whilst the Libyan people are being massacred #feb17″
You tube wont let me ask David Cameron the following question
“What is the current net interst cost to the tax payer in 2010/11 and in 2014/15? What would the the equivalent on the basic rate of tax to pay for the increase?
Where is the sanctimonious Middle East envoy Tony Blair while the Libyan people are being murdered by his friend ?
Answer : Counting his she kels with Imedla
Hang him
I can feel the hand of history on my shoulder !
Hopefully it’ll be the hand of the Grim Reaper before too long.
Well it’s certainly not my Parrot – he’s got standards, you know!
Being p*ace envoy has made me very rich. So what if some people are being massacred in Libya? My friendship with Mummar is far too profitable for me to say anything.
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I can grin. See me grin! I pull a special face when asked a Difficult Question. It is an Indulgent Smile. It says “I am clever. I am a Big Person. You are a stupid, little person but I will listen to the stupid little thing you say and give an answer that will annoy you but play well to the audience.” Another grin is coming. There it is! Now I must put on my serious face because I am going to tell a Lie. Did you spot it? Of course not. Let’s move on. Grinnnnnn!
Where is “Briton” is it anywhere near “Britain” ?
Just look at the map. The X is right in the middle of Briton.
Oh Brixton you mean.
Brixton, the centre of the known universe. Even Mandela made a pilgrimage here.
I wish there had been a classroom assistant like her when I was at school.
A married teacher and his classroom assistant have been suspended over an alleged sex film. The pair are facing the sack after a colleague discovered the film on a school computer, according to The Sun.
It is not known if the 800 pupils had access to the computer on which it was found. The video shows a man sitting on a chair in what looks like an office, grinning and looking at the camera while a woman performs a sex act on him.
The woman also gazes toward the camera and later lifts up her top. The newspaper reports that Tim Edwards, 46, and Angela Thornhill, 50, have been suspended while bosses investigate whether they are the couple in the film.
Mr Edwards said at his home in nearby Warlingham: “I can’t talk to you about anything. The council is investigating.”
Mum-of-two Mrs Thornhill, who is separated from her husband, began as a cleaner and became a classroom assistant last September. She was not answering the door at her home.
Seen that one before.
When was the last time Jacqui 5 Bellies performed a sex act on you?
When she humiliated him by making him stand outside and apologise for watching a mucky movie at our expense.
Police are looking into it.
Jane has morphed into Felicity Parkes
Thank you Tony Blair
You have done more than I can ever have imagined to destroy British institutions
You trashed the House of Commons with Gorbals Mick and expenses
You trashed the House of Lords with all your ermin vermin cronies
You trashed the Prime Ministers office by flogging peerages and lying
You trashed the intelligence services through the dodgy dossier and all Campbell lies
You trashed the country’s finances by the biggest Ponzi scheme in British history
I thank you…
Hey lad! I was a great speaker! I did nothin’ wrong!
Stop telling porkies – You couldn’t string two words together you old jock b.st..d.
You should also add, you trashed our justice system by signing up to the pernicious Human Rights Act, enriching yourself in the process, Lawyer Scum!
Don’t forget “trashed the UK by giving the Jocks and Taffies their own Mickey Mouse “legislatures”, paid for by England, of course!
Tonight I will be a Libyan protester.
More like a po tester.
Post the video again, I’m sure this time it will bring the coalition down.
No. Surely the one with that Mick tourist being interviewed about the banks will do it.
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Again!! Again!!!
Now, stop this. It’s getting silly.
Looks like they’re doing the job themselves.
Leave them to it. It would be rude to interrupt.
I try to thay thomething about Libya but nobody lithens.
Finally you’re doing something right.
Now is a good time to say nothing and leave the fuckers to it.
Hurrah for me! I have done thomething right I am a Hero!
(Waits for applause. Not a sausage).
you’re kosher, you Hunt.
What difference would it make? It’s all sand dunes already. All you’d do is shuffle them about a bit.
But you could save a fortune on seismic. Just turn the whole place to glass and you could see the oil.
Or blow big enough holes and let the oil pour in and just pump it out. Save a fortune on drilling.
Must be hard work drilling for oil in a desert. The sand just fills up the hole – as anybody who has tried to be friendly to a young lady in the sand dunes knows only too well.
Besides, you’d have the RSPCA going ape about cruelty to camels.
Bahrain go boom.
Guido – you are so far removed from the real world it’s a fuckin’ joke. You really may care about the tossers et al closeted in Westminster but thankfully an increasing majority are accepting that they are ALL complete ineffectual wankers. Any chance your schoolboy purile nonsense might be directed at a more worthwhile target. The UN for one. Guess you are too busy reassessing your portfolio in the light of our pal Col Ghaddafi’s imminent demise. Tosser.
leave the fat fake paddy alone. his poor-banker, poor-Israel schtick is total shite but you’d be amazed how many people believe he’s a crusading libertarian and not a sad-sack bender on the payroll of Herziliya.
We aim to please anonybottom.
When do you plan to move out of your parents house?
Are you going to be up at 4am again? Why don’t you paste “Topboy’s had enough” anymore?
Are you going to shut the site down with your magical nutter powers?
Are you going to threaten to shut the site down again?
I’m done posting here. I’m off.
Yap!
Splooot!
(yawn) (scuttle) KWEE-TWEEEEEPPLE!!!
Surely comment of the day, Mr Psittacine.
SKRU-HUUUUURKK!!! POLLYWANNAT-SHIRT! (ping)
What? you don’t want the Bruichladdich? Well, if you claim it, nonetheless, and pass it to me, you can have the choice of my t-shirts. Cheers!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358972/Libya-protests-Gaddafi-flees-Tripoli-parliament-building-set-alight.html
gad afi gone to vene zue la apparently.
Wasn’t hugo cha vez a pal of gordon’s?
Don’t you DARE make fun of my Gordie!
Sploooooot!
(the real one here)
No fucking wonder he pretends not to be tat and steals other peoples’ monikers.
How embarressing.
And just a little creepy as well.
So after Blair spent £billions and thousands of lives during his time as PM to free just one Mid East country, it seems all he had to do was give them facebook and Twitter, then job done.
Where’s the blog tat?
I’ve had enough. I’m leaving.
Leave me alone! I’m going!
Shadow Cabinet’s morning briefing.
Shadow foreign secretary Dougie Alexander explains the world situation to Ed miliband.
” The uprising in Tunisia toppled their dictator then spread unrest around the Arabworld.
Egypt followed, convulsed by unprecedented street protests. Widely covered on TV as their are plenty of good hotels there. Dictators in other Arabcountries began making policy changes or calling out the tanks. Libya, a long time loony country, but with oil supplies making it a rich loony country, looked as if it was going to avoid their neighbours fate.
But an uprising in Benghazi quickly spread to open revolt. It seems Muammar has lost control of his country.”
Ed Miliband – “I see…I see…erm…and exactly how do is this all the fault of the Tory-led coalition’s cuts?”
And it started in America.
And just to think it was only last year that Nathan Rothschild and I went on a shooting party with Gaddafi’s son.
It’s difficult to see how Labour can distance thenselves from their close ties with the Gaddafi regime.
But they will. They have already done it with the biggest deficit ever and Iraq .
To be fair to Blair. He started all this off. If we had towed the Euro line and just imposed sanctimonious sanctions that only hurt the people and Never the leaders then the mid East Status Quo would still be intact.
It is not popular opinion to support Blair but IMHO popular opinion is rarely if ever right.
And on that subject I have been bombarded by the papers and TV news of late telling me that house prices will never rise again. On that Basis I would say now is the time to BUY BUY BUY. We humans all aspire for better accommodation it is in our genes. The BBC knows the square root of SFA.
Yep buy against the herd it Always works.
So Tony and George and the Neo-cons were right.
Kick the door in, remove one. Set up a democracy, of sorts.
Then all the rest will follow.
Well done lads. Not quite the Thatcher-Reagan, end the cold war success, but still a good job so far.
Now we wait and see how all the shit that has been thrown up settles.
( I still hate you Blair you bastard. However credit where,,,, )
You call 10,000 soldiers dead and 1m civilians dead a “good job”? Meanwhile, Mr Blair has made $60m blood money.
I think on reflection that Bush and Blair did do the right thing.
I told them to do it.
UK comedian Eddie Izzard tweets: “Just sent this Direct Message @SaifGaddafi Please stop the military killing your people. History is watching and you can stop it. Thank you.”
Interesting how bliar – gad afi’s bosom pal, mandy – saif’s bosom pal and brown – he who is currently claiming he is an international statesman (and the man responsible for al megrahi being sent home), are all absolutely silent and invisible to the public eye tonight!
BP and Total oil drillling operation tinight are suspended and staff have been sent home. If gad afi really foes fall and a new regime takes over, they’re not likely to let the gad afi supporting british back in are they?!
St Tone’s moneymaking, mostly for him, scheme is in tatters!!
Thank you Lord!! There is a God!
Yap!
I’m leaving. Had enough.
Not over lib ya sweetie.
bliar and gordon the moralcompass and mandy are the bosom pals of gad afi and his son saif.
They were very vocal and explicit about that, did loads of photoshoots to prove that they meant it!!
And then Mandy and bliar accepted loadsabloodmoney from lib ya for their support.
The British Labour Party utterly dedicated themselves to gad afi and saif and their repressive regime.
Time to reap the whirlwind!!!!
How you going to get out of that one militwit and balls??!!
I’ll bet they’re spinning like a dervish right now trying to distance themselves from this Labour Party disaster!!
Have not seen a picture of Cameron and Gadaffi together. They have never met.
Go to google images and search for “Blair Gaddafi” and also “Brown Gaddafi” then see socialist love in with the north african dictator.
Now that is a joke “UK comedian Eddie Izzard”,FFS another wannabe.
Well done Eddie a tweet like that from a celebrity such as you is just what is needed in this situation. Now if James Blunt could sing to the Taliban we will have solved another problem.
Perhaps Mr Izard could run a series of Marathons through the entire Arab world and we could watch agog as Dictator after Dictator falls in his wake ushering in Democracy and freedom wherever he goes.
So where are the bosom pals, mandy, natro thsch ild, the grandold duke of york and saif gad afi tonight?
Are they all on that luxury yacht in the med again, planning how to mow down even more demonstrators with british guns?!
No only once sweetie.
The others meet regularly in the med without you.
Be grateful for that especially after listening to mandy’s bosom pal, saif, threatening to kill every last woman and child if the protestors keep trying to put him and his dad out of power!!
bliar, madasahatter, nat ro ths child, saifgad afi, mandy…..
These are not the sort of mafia associates that you want!!!
I suspect even you know that johnmajor’s affair with the odious curry does not even scratch the surface of bliar’s and mandy’s ‘ evil financial affair with saif gadd afi!!!
Welcome to Benghazi ,the next failed islamic state. Wonder how much £ Taxpayers money that idiot hague will throw at them?
A very Brtitish Labour Party view.
“If gad afi falls lib ya will become an islamic state”
Scaremongering is what that is!
The British Labour party is in a very precarious position here given that bliar, brown, militwit and the scottish labour idiots have unconditionally supported gad afi’s repressive regime, in bliar’s and mandy’s case for personal gain, and are now about to be exposed for their failure to support democracy in favour of violent repression.
Chickens coming home to roost now!!
I love my beard.
Brown lost?
No brown drowned in his own lying soup! Alongside aintbustinagut who would have sanctioned those british weapons which have been used this week to mow down lib yan demonstrators.
Oh Yes! aintbustingut we know exactly what a piece of beetle dung you really are!!
bliar went over to lib ya and was paid £2million pa for ‘advice’ he gave to gad afi.
Then ‘ the completely lacking a moralcompass’ helped to get megrahi home , how much was that worth??
The Labour Party completely lacking in ethics or decency!!
Oh Dear Labour is in panic tonight as their bosom pals gad afi and his son go on the run!!
Must be a bit cold down there in the yard where my externasl letterbox is placed.
Feel free!
Just be aware that there are rats in that part of the yard!
Will T.B£iar offer to rent one of his TEN properties in the U.K to his old friend G@dd@fi ??
What were we talking about? Oh yes! That bint at the top. Slapper innit? Face that could cut diamonds and once you get her out of that kit, it would be like a couple of walnuts, dangling in a pair of socks.
Beats opening the local cost-co I suppose? Looks like the twits at twitter have changed something,spoilsports.
Just a pointer Guido but you did say you wanted your blog to be recorded for posterity.
Maybe the current turmoil (and your take on it) in the Mid East is a bit more interesting to posterity than Totty watch at the Daily Telegraph.
Should ask Guido if his blog is recorded for posterity by the British Library,a few years ago they announced a number of blogs would be recorded,we know PB is but da man was very quiet on the subject.
Gu1do is on record that the British Library is recording his blog for posterity.
For good measure the blog is digitally archived by the British Library for posterity. Gu1do aims to be ubiquitous and available forever…
http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/stat-porn-for-may/
Claps.
(cuttle) (preen) (fluff)
You just do not get it, you chaps, do you. Are you so fucking myopic that you fail to notice that the whole thing is going tits-up, from Tripoli to the Telegraph, Benghazi to the BBC, Libya to Labour?
Calm down our Moniker,life’s too short to worry about death,if it happens it happens,remember 70 virgins are waiting for you.
I am calm. I do not ever worry about death. Pain yes, death no. Since I am non-theist, I have never been struck by any of these theological “jam tomorrow” promises and accordingly have already bagged my 72 virgins some time ago.
Fuck me! Where did you find that many?
No thanks, Bob. You are spared. I would rather have a sandwich.
Some things used to be possible in years gone by that are no longer possible now. For example, I used to drive from Hove to South Yorkshire at an average speed of 100mph, non-stop, in the 1980s. Lovely car, the Audi Quattro Coupe Turbo, especially at 02:00 when the filth were not interested as there was no traffic about. If I did that now, my licence would be gone in 5 minutes.
Are you a priest, and was there a convent in South Yorkshire offering a 72 for 1 deal?
Bastard. I’m 12 short and running out of time – I may have to consider fancying skinny ones just to make the target…
I had all the skinny ones, Paragnostic, and in Aldershot too! That is presumably why our paths did not cross before. Driving at a theoretical top speed of 138mph, but with 150 showing on the clock, everything had to be streamlined! BTW You still have not “looked at your mail”, have you?
@Basildon Bob.
I have nothing but the utmost praise for convents. When the long suppressed libido finally bursts, it is a remarkable experience. I am all for canonising Cardinal Newman.
No wonder they’re called the Sisters of Mercy.
Peccavi
Billy, go and do a lap around the perimeter with a torch you lazy get.
nine pint maybe and that’s my final offer
Try vene zuela sweetie it’s where gad afi has gone.
Of course you’ll need to take loadsamoney, even gordon’s socialist pal hugo chavez doesn’t do hospitality for free!!!
So what exactly is militwit, the leader of the opposition saying about Labour’s Very Close friendship with the gad afi’s ??!
When you surface from Sarah Brown’s tampon bin, perhaps you’ll let us know.
Oh Dear. SarahBrown is so yesterday.
Today the issue is all about the Labour Party and it’s fascination with gad afi and it’s betrayal of democracy!!!
Ted Heath.
Al Yamamah
Maastricht
Yesterday is always with us.
Ted Heath .??
Who is he??!!
Gad afi is our man of the moment!!
What would you rather have? Cheap oil, or democracy for some ragheads?
When you start paying £5 a litre for petrol, will you still be so keen on freedom and justice for all?
Very bliar, mandy, gordon , Labour!!!
Support gad afi and his repressive regime that is paying me £2million a year or face a hike in petrol prices!!!
You have to admire bliar’s attempt at strategy in order to protect his excessive income!!!!
Freedom and justice for all.
Not if you are a labour party supporter.
The British Labour Party supports saif and his father as they mow down democracy protestors with British weapons provided by the last labour government!
Bet Bob Crow is poud of that one !!!!
Don’t diss Gadafi or a British government doing it’s best for justice.
I love you British and your fascination with games like whiff whaff and Labour v C’onservative.
I’ve got a feeling that Billy Hague is wrong and Mad Dog is not on a plane to Venezuela.
Gordon, Tony, Alex and Jack’s mate is not going to give up so easily.
billy is never wrong – it’s just that sometimes his mind is on other things
I phoned the new government alcohol helpline today. My question was about which one to buy – Chateau Latour or Chateau Lafitte? …..
before you buy anything, it might be a good idea to learn how to spell “Lafite”.
Ignorance of the important things in life is very New Labour.
Well done, trolls. Each and every one of you is a credit to our party.
Well done, trolls. Each and every one of you is a credit to our party.
ALL our people are better off than your poor voters.
Why the fook are we telling the Arabs that a democracy is better than a Monarchy or even a dictatorship for ordinary people?
Where is the proof?
Listen to Billy.
There’s no point voting in a rock solid safe EU constituency.
Where is the proof?
Probably in those Chad mercenaries that gad afi has employed with western aid money, to mow down his own people.
Let’s not forget he’s paying bliar £2million pa to advice him on socialist democratic governance!!!
Presumably bliar is there in Tripoli telling him how to resist the democratic movement.
It’s entirely what you’d expect of the British Labour Party isn’t it?!!
Bloody Hell Billy. You should be given wise status.
SPOT ON
I would go for a Monarchy any day.
Democracy is only as good as the PR.
Democracy is only as good as the sponging royal dangling from a lampost.
The sponging royal??!
Well of course the duke of york is one of them but only a minor player!
The major players are bliar ( and his pal nat) with his personal friendship of gad afi, mandy with his personal friendship of saif gad afi and brown with his endorsment of al megrahi’s release.
The Labour Mafia and their close connection to gad afi’s genocide regime have so much to answer for!!
Wait until my turn comes!
With a shared interest in tampons, i feel sure we can save the planet.
Sharing tampons?
It doesn’t get any greener. Or nasty-red/rust-colourer-truth-be-told.
Monbiot should be informed.
Just think. Halving the front-bottom produced landfill in the UK would, like, totally save the planet.
Am I the only one who saw the Discovery (or maybe the Science) channel documentary about the American who discovered that human hair is a fantastic absorber of oil. Works like magic just sucking the stuff up. He is now making a fortune arranging for every barber/hairdresser in the US to save the hair cut from their clients to be put in sacks and stored in readiness for the next oil spill. Works just like a tampon. Who’da thunk it?
I’m tat! I’m a mong! yap yap yap yap! Wheeee.
I’m not a nutter , so says gad afi and gordon!!
Said nell, rising from out of Sarahs used tampon bin.
Been checking for the latest smears have you?
Pity isn’t it that you feel obliged to post under someone else’s moniker?l
It just means that labour don’t think they have a credible message to put across!
And they don’t!!!
now here’s a man looking for peace in the middle east
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/21/cameron-cairo-visit-defence-trade
cameron not just cozying up to Egypt but looking for arms trade in undemocratic countries aided by leading weapons manufacturers
who’d have thought it?
way to go dave
Funny, that – I may have suggested some under the table dealings in a much earlier post, but thought I was being unnecessarily cynical.
Still, as long as it’s our arms dealers getting the business, I’m fine with it.
Has Wales got an arms industry? Exploding goats?
yes we know he was a d’head- but so are you – cant you cut and paste something new
Bit scrappy today. The Mong Forecast was quite accurate though – much superior to the BBC:
February 21, 2011 at 10:11 am
Good morning, here is the Mong Forecast
For today until midnight
First the general situation
A ridge of high nonsense over the Azores is moving slowly northeast
And will begin to affect south-western districts of the blog
by late evening
Looks as if Muammar might be headed our way…
We have on clear authority that if Britain continues its death wish with alcohol then by 2030 ther will be more people dead than live in the country. We must act to save people’s lives
I’ll have a litre of Iso-Propyl Alcohol, bar steward.
I deny that I was his SpAd.
http://bit.ly/cVduid
In an exclusive interview, Saif described Mr Blair as a ‘personal family friend’ of the Libyan leader and said he had visited the country ‘many, many times’ since leaving Downing Street three years ago.
Read more:http://bit.ly/cVduid
http://www.ukcolumn.org/articles/dark-actors-playing-games
My minge smells of 10 day old halibut.
Hold on Baby, I’m on my way!
I am bliar and have sold my soul for 30 pieces of tin in the hope of £2million pa from gad afi in libya.
Oh Dear , gadda fi , I and my Labour Party, and gord’s moral compass, are now exposed as frauds! Gad afi has fled!!
Oh Such Sadness, that we can’t trough the Libyan public purse any longer!!
Remember me, and my government that refused to kow tow to G’daffy?
We’ll take cash.
Thought the policemen marshalling the Libyan protesters around the Libyan embassy in London were just looking for trouble mind you. You know you’re getting old when the cops haven’t the sense to keep outside of sniper range of the Libyan embassy.
Eh?
Yap! Yap! Yap!
Personally, i can’t see the problem with dodgy dealing in the middle east.
Your yacht or mine ??
I have a pal with a long history of messing about in dingys.
The Labour Party in Glasgow/Lanarkshire= Boardwalk Empire.
Bahrain GP called off because of unrest.
I hope they have other doctors available.
I’ll get me coat.
Psssst !! Want a taxi for hire ??
I’m the Great Bernie Ecclestone
And it’s all Tony Blair’s fault
I gave him a million smackers and he did the dirt on me…
Douglas Alexander on Newsnight now, trying to defend Brown’s and Blair’s love-in with that UK-policewoman-murdering-twat Gadaffi.
He certainly has the greasy little arse-licking tosser look down pat.
We taught him well
What’s happened to hague’s head,looks like rug burn or something? Video 1:09
Skiing injury. Look carefully. He’s nice and white where his ski goggles prevented the harsh reflected rays from burning his face.
Pillow biting injury, perhaps?
I defer to your greater knowledge of that subject..
No, “War on Murdoch” sounds fine. Where can one contribute?
Be sure and do it doggie style: avoids the risk of her choking on her own vomit, which is a distinct possibility if you need to get that much beer into her before she comes across.
WankerWall is down.
It was indeed she….caught by the private dicks hired by the Barclay twins.
Seems the Met are about to collar Coulson too.
So Roop has dragged in young Elisabeth to clean things up…..and her husband, private-plane-to-the-Camerons supplier, Matthew Freud.
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/murdoch-daughter-a-seemingly-odd-deal-for-both-sides-suddenly-makes-sense/
Perhaps she’s gone to become an Andy Coulson babe
Guido
I didn’t realise
My salary is paid out of speculative capital gains made by our Guardian hedge fund
I am devastated
After all my attacks on the banks and hedgies and speculators..
I am “shocked and appaled by the violence in Libya” because Moammar has not paid his February instalment to me
why would my proctologist suggest I start riding a pony?
how does one get the smell of fish out of my laundry?
Iv’e really seen it all now,after that hypocritical Hodge woman on tv straight faced now a member of the public accounts committee actually complaining about the wastage in the MOD,I don’t think MP’s realise or get it how their behaviour pees people off.
Britain experienced the largest influx since the Saxons during the 13 years of the last Government with migrants arriving in the UK at a rate of almost one a minute.
http://bit.ly/fX4oAQ
http://www.motifake.com/the-fat-spell-culos-demotivational-posters-125309.html
Let her go to Hogwarts as she looks like a better teacher than Jacqui “five bellies” Smith
scum