Saturday Seven-Up
The top story this week was based on idle speculation after Brillo tweeted that a senior LibDem was involved in a scandal. As the week progressed the rumours got more and more exotic, we await tomorrows papers with bated breath. Tim Farron has been vigorously denying he is involved in any scandal, telling Guido he is “far too boring“. He even posted in the blog’s comments.
Last week saw 74,085 visitors make 270,482 visits to view 370,717 pages. Hard news this week, such as it was, was cat-focused and the top stories in order of popularity were:
- More on that Alleged LibDem Scandal
- Fancy a Berger?
- The Rumour Mill
- Chuka vs The World
- Friday Caption Contest (The Public Don’t Like It Edition)
- Who’s a Lucky Boy?
- Hague’s Vague Bahrain Foresight
- Happy As Larry
You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
Coo Coo!
(thats French)
Third!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La troisième.
You’re only jealous Billy no mates.
They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
But his best song was ‘The Nuts on my Family Tree’.
Ed Balls is being taken to court for leaving his office in a mess. He even advised the chap who is taking legal action against him to go see his MP…Yvette Balls.
Embarrassment for Ed Balls as he is sued by his own landlord over mess left at constituency office
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358486/Embarrassment-Ed-Balls-sued-keeping-finances-order-mess-left-constituency-office.html
Great news, Hope HMRC will be next for the flipping wanker.
Release me from my Balls
Good morning fellow lickers of windows.
Morning
You’re supposed to be a licker of balls.
Ah, bit of a problem there …..
You can’t lick ‘dem Balls!
It was a great pre-emptive strike by Brillo
Now if a senior Lib Dem is found committing the most awful crimes it will be an anti-climax
But since we are so used to their Caligulan ways we would not expect anything else from Calamity Clegg and his Mexican army of scandalistas and rug munchers…
It’s a boit too cold in Tuscany
So I am just back from my winter vacation in the Caymans Guido
Lovely place and full of real cash machines…
Is your hubby volunteering for the Big Society Polly ?
And how about you ?
Putting your efforts where your mouth is ?
Or is voluntary work too demeaning ?
Talking about corporation tax Guido
I want you to know that 70% of Barclays operations are now outside of the UK..
And that we are in fact an investment bank disguised in the UK as a “High Street” bank…
So if the UK government gets on our wick we will immediatly move to a more tax efficient jurisdiction
You know all about these things anyway
Go on then, fuck off somehere else.
How many of the 270,000 visits were made by the twat on a £19 Argos office chair, Billy Bowden??
He still hasn’t been seen has he? Perhaps the chair’s collapsed.
I am sitting on my rocking horse.
It’s got more brains than you.
That the top story this week is a regurgitated tweet speaks volumes about this blog and is inhabitants.
As does the fact that it only narrowly beat a story about a minor mp dating another minor mp.
Gripping stuff, no wonder you lot lap this shit up.
You wouldn’t miss it for the world though would you?
Please don’t wind this humourless poster off.
I can’t bear to read through another lecture on the “Hegelian dialectic model of fiscal improvement that’s predictable, even inevitable. …..”
Don’t worry, cheer up old chap, a sense of humour bypass is usually reversible.
Stunning week Guido,I feel a a Mcbride style scoop coming.
Guido, you’ve never shied away from publishing rumours before. Why haven’t you published these rumours? Not all of us work in the Westminster village and won’t know what these exotic rumours are.
This week I brought truth to the banks in New York. They told me to fuck off.
Today I will hit someone. Probably a woman.
No change then Mrs Rochester
today, I will sing “I Remember You”
Interesting to hear your friend Chukka on the radio this morning discussing Barclays tax payments and claiming that he had “worked in the city” so understood how these things work. Our “local” Streatham MP went to St Dunstan’s a good, private, fee paying school in South london and then went onto study French and English. He then went to law school (it is a family thing – Grandpa was a high court judge) and worked for Herbert Smith for 4 years in employment law before heading off to the West end. Not exactly working in the city and having relevant corporate tax jurisdiction and derivative market regulation expertise is it?
If Chukka and his chums continue like this
Barclays and HSBC will just move their domicile out of the UK
And reduce the UK government’s tax take by billions…
They have both already told Osborne this…
See 18.
Chukka-Can’t hasn’t seemed to have heard of offsetting losses.
Or double tax schemes on domestic and international profits.
Still… he probably knows tons and tons more than tax auditors.
Who are you calling Can’t?
These useless cu’nts always end up telling others how to run their lives
Fuck off chucka
So the Guardian have joined the Hedgies…
Couldn’t make it up…
Run a thread of it pleae Gudio…
http://www.gmgplc.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/GMG_Annual%20Report_2009.pdf
It’s all here…
Like all good socialists, they have managed to turn around a profitable concern into a loss making one.
One look at the photos of the executives in this document might just give a clue…
Having thought about it I am now firmly convinced that I hate the Labour party, I hate what it stands for, I hate it for its impeccable record of fucking up the country both Socially and economically, I hate their smug demands for the higher moral ground, I hate their use of Political correctness to censor honest debate, I hate the creeps that are attracted to it thinking they are being trendy, I hate their corruption, gerrymandering and postal voting scams and most of all I hate them for Kinnock, Blair and that festering lump of scottish evil Gordon Brown.
Bigot.
Yes, but apart from all that, will you still vote for me?
I will.
If you can name three differences between New{improved}Labour and Labour:TNG.
One reason can be sufficient, contingently.
However there is none.
I had said: Where is concrete pump nowadays? Not seen since mid January. Hope he is sunning himself on a nice beach somewhere so that he can return recharged and treat us to more of his pearls.
But … (so I repeat it here, in case anyone knows.)
Forty fifth!
you are Gordon Brown and i claim my ton of gold.
Bloody hell. Sarah is promoting her book in the Tory Daily Mail, I hope the Mirror runs a spoiler.
Big interview today and serialised next week.
She starts off by saying that she refused to cook Gordon’s breakfast because he got up too early and asked number 10 to arrange something. Then as Gordon was leaving number 10 he was presented with the bill for 200 breakfasts. LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1358511/Could-I-save-Gordon-In-major-newspaper-interview-Sarah-Brown-talks-candour-extraordinary-life-No-10.html
We will never forget Gordon and his debts.
That was in Yes Prime Minister.
Hope she’s not plagiarising.
Really?
I can’t see why gordon couldn’t go upstairs for breakfast or if he was really busy for Sarah to take a Bacon Butty down.
Seems that she fell out with Gus O’Donnell for reprimanding Gordon about his temper and treatment of the staff. Refused to shake his hand when they said goodbye to the Downing Street Staff
Gus O’Donnell was Tony’s man.
Probably explains it.
The Browns are not ones to forgive slights or traitors.
My Husband never looses his temper .. you’ll find yourself on that list now.
‘Tim Farron [says] he is “far too boring“. He even posted in the blog’s comments.’
I am sure that Guido is not trying to insinuate that we are all boring…. Is he?
Mud Slinger Watson may not survive much longer
RT @eyespymp Fire alarm in PCH. Labour’s @tom_watson struggling to get through the fire doors. – I’ve smudged my make-up from laughing
8:31 AM Feb 17th via web -
Felicity
You are ten times better than Sally Alley
And you work…
Keep it strong
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