Balls Denies Debts in Court
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Ed Balls is the master of deficit denial, this week he has denied the deficit was a problem and told us the IMF, OECD and the governor of the Bank of England are all wrong and he is right. Now he is denying his own personal debts in Court.
Court papers obtained by Guido show that he has claims against him amounting to £1,966 over unpaid rent and damage to his Normanton constituency office. He refuses to accept the debt and has offered to pay only a few hundred pounds but the landlord has now had enough of his arguing about the debt and taken him to Court. We all know what Balls is like when it comes to admitting debts.
If only we could have him tried in the same way for running up the national debt…
what a suprise, Hope HMRC go after the flipping wanker, How do people like Balls get elected?
The report in the Mail includes this line from Balls’s constituency office:
‘The bottom line is that there will be no payment of taxpayers’ money that is not justified.
Does this mean that Bollocks will use taxpayers’ money to fight the case?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358486/Embarrassment-Ed-Balls-sued-keeping-finances-order-mess-left-constituency-office.html
I gave a cast iron Guarantee that I would hold a referendum on Europe.
I,will take the referendum to court and get a tame judge to cancel our promises,then I will slip into Europe like a thief the following day,sign us in to slavery and get my picture taken on my own and slither away Gordan Brown writer of books on courage,you just couldn’t make it up..
Who is going to clean up politics? What party is going to clean up politics? We heard them all say they would, and since then nothing. When are they going to change the rules and be inspected by an outside independent body of which no one has a connection with these thieving corrupt people?
Dave was all talk in opposition, so was Clegg and Brown never turns up in parliament any more and there is no redress for him not working or doing the job he is paid to do.
Should Milliband or the speaker order him to attend as it is a waste of taxpayers’ money. All jokes aside, when is he going to act like an MP? Alternatively, is he allowed to remain in post for three years until he qualifies for his pension without doing the work?
New balls in court.
Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Jack Straw, David Millipede, Ed Balls, Alex Salmond, Kenny Macaskill, BP, and other lovers of Dictator Gaddafi … your people took a hell of a beating on Libya’s streets today .
I think it meant taxpayers’ money to clean up the fucking mess they made.
There’s a first.
More mess than you realise.
In my generation, our parents would say that Ed Balls has dirty habits.
Was never quite sure what that meant as a child, but I imagined it meant that the person’s wife often had trouble sitting down?
Yvette, can you confirm or deny this please?
Is she a beard too?
Maybe the dreadful Balls creature can get a moneysupermarket.com gig like old Prezza?
I am always conscious of my dignity and public profile and make sure I only endorse the classiest products like Tracy Temple who I managed to endorse several times at my desk even leaving the door open on occasion.
…and then saw sense. What about you?
No I’m going to run away crying because Guido won’t let me spam all the posts and tells me off now and then. I’ll never every come back and I’ll bring down this site with my semi-mystical geeky powers. That’ll teach him.
We had the worst deficit in the G7 before the banking crisis hit. Fuckwit.
So it’s Cameron’s fault we have a massive deficit and an unprecedented national debt, because of something he said when he was not it power?
The logic excapes me. I thought Labour was in charge the last 13 years.
Who was in opposition? The party in power were the ones wrecking our economy, spending 3 times what was raised in taxation, not the ones sneering at them. Prickpiece.
But they are actually dealing with the defecit as so they should. Labour are still in denial about it as so are you.
It’s not me who is the idiot, pal.
If you’re not an idiot then you are a fucking liar.
Anyway back on topic…
When is Balls due in court? Or will he bottle it and pay up?
Pay what ?? There is no debt: it’s ‘investment’.
Do you think Crawley will beat man U this afternoon?
(Since we’re totally off topic, I’d like to talk about something in the present day)
taxdodger:
No.
First bit of sense I’ve read all day, Bill.
..said the brainless leftie troll
The bankers only gave in to peoples greed
although they are just as culpable.The labour party and Blair told us Britain was
booming but forgot to tell us it was all on credit.I remember Blair and company slagging off the French and German unemoloyment rates only five years ago.
Seeing as Labour never revealed their spending ( cutting) plans before they did not win the election how can any Labour supporter condem the Tory plans which spent (cut) the same amount? Pot and kettle a non white colour?
Come off it Mr Wuv. You adore Gordy
George Osborne and David Cameron the Deficit Deniers says:
Your moniker shows you to be probably the biggest left wing twat on this board.
I shall therefore will waste no futher pixels key strokes on you
I’m sure the feeling is mutual after that!
GODCDD makes a point that you CCHQ shills are too thick to see – namely that Dave and George would have done exactly the same as Gordon if they’d been in his position and we’d be in exactly the same mess if they’d had their hands on the tiller. You obviously have trouble understanding what “We will match labour’s spending plans’ means.
Even now the Tories are making the argument that they wish they weren’t having to make these cuts but the deficit means they have to. In other words if the tax revenue was there they’d be quite happy to see the state the same size as it currently is. For anyone slightly right of centre and in favour of small govt then that’s just ideological bollocks. SDP entryist bullshit at its finest! I was pretty sure I couldn’t loathe anyone more than Gordon but I despise this Tory govt with the intensity of a thousand suns.
In the context of his weaselly denial of being a Labour supporter with his posting name, he made me laugh!
Is that the best this Deficit Deniers twat can offer – a link to an article from four years ago?
Seriously, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
Surely he can find a bit of spare change down the back of the sofa considering all the dodgy expenses him and the missus claimed???
Do you not know how difficult it is to scrape by on 500 grand a year? These thieving landlords can go whistle for their rent.
Hey Deficit Deniers here is what the Vulcan was saying in 2008 read it and consider it for there are many more such pearls of wisdom on his blog. All you can come up with is a mantra, just like the best Liebor spinners of the Brown Balls school.
David Cameron’s response was hard hitting and down to earth. He drew attention to the high taxes, the surging borrowing, and the unpleasant inflation that the budget encompasses. He said Labour should have put something aside in the good times for the not so good times. They should have mended the roof when the sun was shining, for now it is blowing a gale.
So what would mending the roof entail? Above all, it should entail getting the public sector into the way of thinking that it has to do more with less, or in the case of health and education to raise standards by more than the increase in cash.
Mending the roof means controlling the massive overheads. Why do we need regional unelected regional government in England? Its unpopularity in the North East referendum should be proof enough to alert politicians that it would be best swept away.
Why do we need a huge national identity bank and ID cards? Let’s stop the spending on that doomed project now.
Why do we need 750,000 civil servants, when previous governments could run things perfectly well with 200,000 fewer? Shouldn’t we impose a staff freeze immediately, so natural wastage can start to get the administration back into shape?
Why is the absentee rate so much higher in the public sector than in many private companies? Shouldn’t Ministers start managing this, and motivating their staff better so more turn up?
Why won’t the government produce a plan to get the £25 billion it has lent Northern Rock back to an agreed timetable?
Why has the public sector taken so little action to improve building insulation, install heating and lighting sensors and controls so they only operate when needed, and to put in more fuel efficient lighting?
Why can’t the government curb the inefficiencies of its nationalised industry, Network Rail? Why can’t it find new revenue streams to avoid the closures and the costs at the Post Office?
Wherever you look at this government’s public sector you see the same lack of leadership from Ministers, and the same casual approach to taxpayers money. Senior executives receive large bonuses and substantial incomes for performance which many service users think is inadequate.
Have you seen the amoebas that form the population of the Socialist Republic of Normanton?
Pure pond life…
I do not understand this issue.
Notice how the lefty drtoids move the thread away from the real problem? The Constituency Surgery office is a justifiable expense, So I ask myself, “Has Balls claimed for the rent on his office. and why hasn’t he paid up?”
That would be criminal!!
Liar, Liar
Pants on fire.
K’unt Ed Balls
Is a deficit denier.
He pledged to in 2007 – that was a long time ago. What part of this don’t you get. Cameron is a tosser, but harping on about promises made four years ago really is scraping the barrel.
At least you admit there were problems before the crash. Its a start.
For example Tony Blair set about saving the NHS and nobody holds him to that promise
Tessa Jowell, the woman who was a government Minister and was in fact charged with the responsibility of organising the London Olympics yet who claimed she didn’t understand what she was signing when she put her name on a mortgage form!!!
Was she always as ugly?
There are no glass ceilings for ugly wimmin like her and Jacqui Smith and you can thank Hattiet H. for that
He will be the next chancellor and will do better than George Osborne any day .We would be bankrupted if he had took us out of the bank crisis .Now ill admit Brown made a mistake with the Gold and 10p tax.He should have regulated the banks better BUT KEPT US OUT THE EURO
Andrew Edinburgh
He only kept us out of the Euro because the polls kept showing the public was massively against it even in tribal Labour heartlands and it would of probably cost them the election if they had pegged us on the Euro.
At the time Labour and the left wing media and trolls and astroturfers where calling us all stupid, little englanders, pig headed, thick, short sighted etc. etc. every name under the sun for not wanting the Euro and using every fallacy and dirty trick in the book to guilt trip us about it and emotionally blackmail us all to try and strong arm to change our minds.
The only reason ‘we were kept out of the Euro’ was because of Browns cowardice and Labour was genuinely scared of the public reaction for once in a rare ocassion.
To be honest, I thought he kept us out of it purely in the interests of sticking two fingers up at Blair.
He made the right decision, but for purely personal vanity reasons, not the good of the country – that was just a bit of serendipity.
There was another reason namely that Brown was in a permanent war with Blair over who sat in the driving seat and anything Blair was really keen about , pro joining the Euro for example, I suspect automatically turn gordon anti.
And we’ve just had Bollox’ spawn Chucker Humungous on the telly lying again that the deficit is all the fault of the wicked bankers!
And the sheeple will believe this loon-eyed liar!
No one, not even a 3 eyed beast from a sink estates in Liebours heartlands would believe a word he says. He a Evet are just lying loathing twats!!
because the arrogant little shit believes the crap his spin produces..weak at the despatch box..weak in defence….nutless
They get elected by brain dead Labourites ‘Final attempt’. It worries me that so many people in this country are now so stupid that they’d vote for a pig if it had a red rosette on it. Truly pitiful.
dogma over brain cell physcology
psychology!
Maybe all of the above may have had some weight if only the cunts could spell.
Maybe your comments would carry more weight of they made sense.
Just remember, it is all Ed’s fault.
He really is a useless bastard. Imagine him running the treasury. UKplc would be like Zimbabwe. Balls…the white Mugabe.
Zimbabwe? whos for squatting in Buckingham palace?
Buck House already has squatters.
In Zimbabwe they tried to solve their crisis by cronyism and printing more money. We’d never do that here.
Are the IDS welfare reforms encompassing the current squatters and benefits recipients at Buck House and does that mean they will have to get real jobs to qualify for state pensions?
Unlike me royalty pays tax
You have an extremely over inflated sense of self importance taxmong.
..and you are still allowed to fart in Zim, unlike Malawi next door. Pooh!
We’re TRIPLE flippers.
Mind your blood pressure, troll !!
I just wish the cunt would stay on topic and not “on message”.
I see tat’s whipping himself up into a frenzy again.
Mackerel Boy hooked again.
You are so fucking easy to smoke out. LOL
Amateur !! I had my expenses shredded.
So what?
The old one’s are the best. Now where have we heard that one before???
Nice to see the £ sign being used as an L for once. Don’t you just hate it when people use it as an E, just because it looks a bit like one?
H£££s Be££s, y£s.
63. And you know all this because, unlike b£air Cameron didn’t shred his expenses
A house costing £445,000 would attract stamp duty of £13,350 and by the time you’ve added in surveyor’s and lawyer’s fees you’re probably talking about £460K all in.
So getting a mortgage of £450,000 sounds financially prudent to me.
I would expect a man in charge of the nations’s finances to be able to look after his own and not run up debts.
Balls, on the other hand, not only runs up a debt but refuses to honour it. And people voted for this twat?!
People voted for the twat Call Me Dave too.
The country has gone to the dogs.
It sure has gone to the dogs! I am still waiting for Billy B to appear with his “hang him” message.
He’s a better man than Brown.
And he’s not a poof.
No. The country went to the dog 13yrs ago
So 450K mortgage is not a debt then? I must be missing something here.
A number of advisers were telling people to get mortgages that were more than 100%. The argued that this money could be used to add a nice little conservatory, build a shed, buy furniture, etc.
FOOKING LANDLORD. HE DOESN’T REALISE THAT THIS DEFICIT IS AN INVESTMENT IN MY FUTURE AND HE’LL GET RETURNS IN THE LONG RUN.
THOSE FOOKING INTERNS WANT PAYING TOO, HOW THE FOOK AM I MEANT TO PAY ALL THIS SHIT…
Ask Penny Red. She knows how to diddle the workers.
Does Draper still do quackery? I’ve found myself thinking Yvette has a lovely pretty smile and think I should seek ‘professional’ assistance. Thin end of the wedge and all that. Will wander off and see how Sarah could have helped Gordon more – arsenic would be my initial opinion.
Flirty fishing is the technique of desperate and discredited cults.
Walk away from the long-haired, smiling Yvetbot NOW.
1,966 is nothing to what him and his mrs owe the country.
It’s a start mate. I bet the Tory judges is just dying to get him in the dock.
“Where’s me black cap???” LOLZ
I wish a long slow painful death to this utter peice of shit
oh and his ladyboy wife !
English Twat
Up yours Hunt.
What’s the problem is is English and he is a twat, stop being so chippy Englanders
Oh by the way Darling was English as well, do your homework dickhead and as far as the speaker goes you now have that English tit Bercow and his attention seeking idiot of an English wife so that’s alright then.
Anonymous you’re a moron. He was born in London to SCOTTISH parents before his family moved BACK to Scotland when he was a toddler.
Can someone please just give these cretins the independence they so desperately crave and then laugh when scotland becomes one big mass of boozed up drug addicted losers?
Ah, hang on – stable door, pony bolted.
really? A relative was a Scottish MP, he went to Scottish private schools, attended a Scottish university, passed the Scots bar and is an MP for a Scottish constituency. Yeah. ‘course he’s English…
He was born in England you FUD !
As was Sarah “Magda” Macauley who is also English. Is there no end to the amount of leftist arseholes which England has bequeathed to the World?
Och the noo!
signed
T Blair
G Brown
A Darling
plus
D McBride
A Campbell
A Salmond
Apologies: A PRETEND nation of fucking useless liars.
Och the noo! We’re a REAL country! Honest! We just have to leach off England because we can’t stand on our own two feet!
The “och the noo ” wanker has bit on the bait good and proper. I love it when a plan comes together . His patter is pish I’m sure you will agree. He produces a list of mainly English twats and pretends they are Scottish. His delusion is total.
Make that the last TWO pm’s were Scottish
NONE of them were Parrots.
an important addition.
..or indeed prelates. But pirates comes pretty close don’t you think?
The other 33% were retarded deep fried mars bar eating drug addled racist bigots.
23%
He, he!
Numbers are not my strong point either.
How many scottish eduacated english mongs of parliament were there,it matters.
eduacated ???? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!
“english” — hahahahaha
Good to see the scotch punching above their weight
Scots have always punched above their weight ever since we kicked the Numerically superior English Army led by their mincing King out at Bannockburn. The English are pussies.
I know it’s so difficult finally ridding yourselves of those shackles of…. 700 years ago
FFS
Isn’t it funny that the English love dishing it out on here but when they get it back they don’t like it and cry foul ! Wankers.
True, but we’ve been keeping you workshy trannies ever since.
I went to Scotland for a holiday but it was closed.
Aye ever since Culloden
Perhaps it was something to do with the Highland Clearances as in people NOT sales ?
It was the Jock Landowners wot cleared the Highlands, not the English BTW. They preferred their sheep to the Great Unwashed.
Culloden was The British Army which incidently contained many Scots against the Jacobite Catholic Army. Nothing to do with Scotland V England. More English Ignorance on Display.
Ed Balls is a Blinky Eyed English Idiot !
Who said it was England v scotchland ?
We pussies got our revenge a couple of hundred years later at Flodden when we really stuffed you and your King
True but we then bided our time and took your throne a hundred years later.
As a Welshman, may I just say 24-6, you Jock fanny.
Also, we’ve been subsidising you and wiping your arses ever since the Darien adventure led most of you to lose your shirts, so say thankyou to the nice English taxpayers.
You are clearly confused about your nationality, your welsh not English you sad old git. Having said that your nation has been completely absorbed by the English who are your overlords so that explains your confusion.
I await your reply Welshman though as it’s the weekend I appreciate your probably out shagging sheep as we speak.
So it went really well didn’t it, given that you went on to become a part of the UK a couple of centuries later and haven’t managed to free yourself yet.
Anyway, don’t knock it too much – personally I hope you get independence ASAP, but kiss goodbye to free university, prescriptions and a whole load of other things when you haven’t got a sugar daddy to scrounge from any more.
Why don’t you vote for English independence honestly why not, I’d support you 100%. you haven’t got the bottle though have you,your all mouth and no trousers. Like I said pussies.
Ah, if only wavy Dave would give us the option….
What’s Dave got to do with it, he is leader of the Conservative and Unionist party, no self respecting seeker of independence for England would vote for a unionist party would they? Oh don’t tell me you do and you just haven’t thought things through .
Listen mate if you really want English independence vote for the English Independence party or alternatively shut the fuck up.
I admit the Scots have given the world some fuckwitted labour types but it’s the English who bequeathed the world the “Champagne Socialist” and for that you should be deeply , deeply, ashamed.
I see Chucka Obama is showboating again about Barclays corp tax being too low as they did the legitimate thing and included 2009 losses. Al-Beeba giving him all the oxygen he wants without anyone being put up against him.
FFS DC sort out the Liebour Shills – Al-Beeba Grauniad etc
So he’s talking truth again to the banksters.
Yes ,but the quiet and persistent Evan Davies ( apols if i’ve got the name wrong) still managed to point out his sloppy thinking, and Chukie is so unimpressive anyway that it’s unnecessary to set up an opponent. When his gorgeous features can’t be displayed he across as a complete ass; Berger King insists on the light being on at ALL times.
Good point Ich, but if they have the Hunt on then they have to make sure that he is made to make himself look a proper Hunt and in the 9 o’clock soundbites make sure that Evan Davies riposte is heard not just Chunta Munta!
Erm feel obliged to represent the laydeez, here
Chuka makes me wanna… well… Chuka
Chuka doesn’t seem to understand the concept of carried forward losses, and that profit earned outside the UK may be subject to other, local, taxes. This man sits on the Treasury Select committee. Relaxed everyone?
Perhaps he should sit on Billy Bowden’s £19 Argos chair instead.
Chucks another English twat.
I thought he was on the dark side of the shade card?
If so he cannot be English (neither is Miliband).
As an afterthought, the extension to Chuka’s argument is that you should tax losses. Even Brown and Balls didn’t think of that..
We as a nation got into a mess spending non existent money on non existent jobs and now we are to tax non existent profits as well,just as well I refrained from running for parliament I clearly havnt this chuks intellect
If spend=invest, then tax=subsidise. I’m sure that this could be made a Labour policy in time for the next Election, if not the next Conference. In fact, isn’t that how things used to work back in the days of British Leyland and the nationalised mines?
I see the bbc have chosen not to air the Barclays statement which ends by saying they find Chuck Ups pronouncements “simplistic”.
I give you a cast-iron guarantee that I will work to stop the blatant pro-liberal bias of the bbc.
Ooh Matron!
The arrogance of the UK Uncut mob is astounding – saying that Barclays branches should be converted into libraries, and ‘lawfully and peaceably’ trespassing on private property by having a sit-in.
It just makes the dismal tosser a man of the people in the perception of the cretins who vote Labour
Someone give this landlord a medal.
Guess he ballsed up his line of thinking if he thought he don’t have to pay, I certainly hope he get’s the Liebore party to fund his defence.
I know it’s a terrible thing to wish cancer on another person. But Balls is evil. I hope he dies a slow and painful death, preferably and poetically from testicular cancer.
Ordinarily, it’s a terrible thing. But it Ed’s case, it’s perfectly understandable.
Not only would I like him to die of testicular cancer, I’d like his wife to die of it, too. I’d like her vag to mutate into male genitalia and then get cancer. She should get it first, of course, so he gets to watch her die before he gets cancer.
Do you vote Conservative now by any chance? It sounds likely.
Not any more
Pretty sure she’s already got male parts
Yep three different sets twice a week
Since I feel the same way about Prescott – can they make a cheesy film together like “The Bucket List’ or ‘Another film where the irritating protagonists die and nobody cares’
Prescott another English Twat or is he Welsh, either way English/Welsh Twat.
So how many Labour MP’s have been convicted for troughing and how many Tories?
Not enough, of any side really.
Your point is?
Im not sure what his point is but my point is that the English are pussies, will that suffice?
Serious point,Cant we get the SFO involved to go over the PFI deals to find out if a crime has been commited, the we will know if it was delebrite or in compatence?
How does the chancellor of the exchequer start a PFI ? Is he in charge of the NHS now?
Just curious.
I don’t live on your planet lalalaland if that’s what you mean.
Name one PFI project approved by the current chancellor please.
Waiting………
Bullshit. In Labour heartlands. PMSL!!
Links please……..
Where’s the link tat??? LOL
Still no link. Quel surprise
You’ll find the link on his famous blog.
Now why on Earth would you think that the SFO are capable of crime detection?
Dear Final Attempt,
May I just say that I think delebrite is without doubt the word of the week (if not the month) on here. Congratulations. I think Guido should offer prizes for such efforts.
Chucky Yamumma has got quite possibly the most annoying voice of anyone in British politics today. And it doesn’t help that the smug twat always speaks in such an affected manner too, inflecting every sentence with obnoxious and showboating facial expressions. Fucking useless c unt.
Thank you for encapsulating my feelings about chucky in a manner far more eloquently than I could.
Makes me want to chukka uppa every time he opens his gob
Chuk-as a sick bag.
He’s not that modest, yet has much to be modest about.
Chucky Simplistic was moaning on BBC about the banksters tax contribution.
“We, the taxpayers..” he rapped, as if he contributes to the exchequer “We”??
He is a civil servant and he is paid entirely by the taxpayer. He contributes not one penny. The fact that he takes 70% from the public purse instead of 100% is because he has no choice.
well, I’ve tried him and he’s crap
You’ve tried everyone’s haven’t you?
You never gave me a shot ??
out the way snake hips Pickles
Sarah Brown, wife of the ex prime minister Gordon, has spoken of her frustrations that her husband was “misunderstood”.”I met him as a politician. He is immersed in politics and in public service……..
…….”He’s still working as an MP – he’s still engaged with the international world, making a real difference. Gordon would never walk away.”
WTF! And still getting paid by the taxpayer!
Go easy on her. She’s only doing her job, fulfilling one of her obligations in the contract she signed in 2000.
Sarah takes her revenge on Sir Gus for putting it about that Gordon has a temper.
‘Government is a big thing. Sometimes the wheels turn slowly; at other times they are able to work very deftly. With Gus, it was just … difficult. I’m sure that one day we will be able to sit down and talk.’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1358511/Could-I-save-Gordon-In-major-newspaper-interview-Sarah-Brown-talks-candour-extraordinary-life-No-10.html
gordon may be a lovely husband and a good dad. Sadly he was also a crap chancellor, a dangerously dud prime minister and a bastard of a boss.
“Gordon would never walk away”
We know,How many days did he squat in No 10 for after the voters had thier say?
He ran away from an election he might have won. But he lacked Balls.
Yeah , but we atill paying for the twat who robbed our pensions!
And the left still blame Thatcher for everything.
Get over it.
FATCHUR MUST BE STOPED FROM MAYKING ALL THEIS CUTS.
ALL BAYBYS WILL DYE BECUS OF HER.
No they won’t Bob. We’ll eat them. Freshly-born baby. Yum yum.
Very good ‘Bob’! Keep it up!
He would never walk away from the fucking tax payer’s trough you gobshyte heffer
And you can quote me on that you poofters
“Over lunch at Chequers a corporate high-flyer tells Piers Morgan he is an FOS. Piers thinks it sounds important and asks what it stands for. ‘Full of Sh**t,’ comes the reply.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1358511/Could-I-save-Gordon-In-major-newspaper-interview-Sarah-Brown-talks-candour-extraordinary-life-No-10.html
I don’t think he walked away either. Slunk, sneaked, skulked if you like. An utter Quim in full, bitter retreat.
‘My husband has big shoulders,’ she says. I ask if he was hurt, angry, humiliated, bitter, relieved — anything — when he finally had to accept that he had lost the election.
She points out that ‘no one won’,
Good to hear that someone managed to shaft Brown for a full English.
“Then there was what might be termed the Battle of the Breakfasts.”
‘Gordon used to start work very early, and one morning I got a call from his office saying: “Gordon has been down for an hour now. Have you got his breakfast ready?”
‘I said no, I certainly did not. He was at work! If he was up here, fine, he could have breakfast; but when he was at work, he was on his own.
‘There was a pause, then I was told: “Oh, don’t worry, we will sort something else out”, and I thought “Too right” — and that was that.’
There was a sting in the tail, however. When the Browns were packing up to leave Downing Street for the last time, they were presented with a bill for 200 breakfasts. ‘We were charged for every rasher of bacon he’d ever had.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1358511/Could-I-save-Gordon-In-major-newspaper-interview-Sarah-Brown-talks-candour-extraordinary-life-No-10.html#ixzz1EPH6AqfK
Good.
Fair enough. I have to pay for my own breakfast, so why should I pay for his as well? Not as if he couldn’t afford it.
Well done to the Number 10 Staff – you played a blinder with that one.
200 rashers?
That’s nearly enough for a Prezza starter.
We all bring home the bacon, only for him to fuck off with it. Nice work, if you can get it.
If the deceitful c u NT knew in advance he would be charged he would have added it to his cleaners salary no doubt.
I wonder what porky prescotts bill was?
Who’s the daddy in No. 10?
I am the daddy in number 10.
I AM the TOP CAT!
Has anyone ever seen your pussy?
At least it takes the much deserved heat off me for a while.
Phew!
Obviously no man has ever seen your crusty pussy
Got a crusty pussy?
Then it needs a course of flea treatments and some steroid injections.
…to do fuck-all:
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/gordon_brown/kirkcaldy_and_cowdenbeath#numbers
…………..and she lets him shag her…………or does she??
We shall wait and see if judgement is entered against Ed Balls.
Ed Balls may have a perfectly valid defence and I’m sure if the landlord had such a cast iron case against Ed Balls he would have gone directly for the bankruptcy route and issued a statutory demand.
Grow up and stop behaving like a deficit deceiver,Guido.
Rack ‘em up Tom – make sure mine’s a fat one.
Oh you fucking beauty, Balls, you deranged fuck
He told the Court ‘these debts are a figment of my right wing landlord imagination’
It would in my opinion be perfectly acceptable to claim this money from the fees office, or those IPSA pricks
Those IPSA suckers, yeah!
You Sir, are an imposter.
Have you been claiming money from the fees office pretending to me?
How dare you Sir, I am a Labour grandee, & as such am above reproach
You are clearly an imposter, who should be purged from politics
I’m a much loved Conservative grandee and national treasure.
No Sir- YOU are the imposter.
I know this to be true because you do not sign off your posts with….
Ker-ching!!!!
You are both impostors. Sir Stu the Invisible Man is not named so for nothing.
The real Sir Stuart Bell is an imposter.
He’s pretending to be an MP and to represent his constituents.
It was the right thing to do
Owing to a Spoonerism cognitive error, I misread ‘Balls, you deranged fuck’ as ‘Balls, you free-range duck’. I think I prefer that…!
Oh great he’ll be claiming for the next duck house then.
A face you’d never tire of punching.
Typical scum renter, smash the place up & run away from the arrears
When this cu’nt gets into No11 we will yearn for the days of financial probity which characterised the Brown years
I will be in Number 10, thank you very much. My Chancellor, Gordon Brown, will be in Number 11.
Mubarak has more chance of getting into No. 11 than this twat.
Mubarak is already in place next door.
Orwell, Face, Stamp, 1984, Davina McCall
Normanton. Says it all.
They are all up to their eyes in debt up there. Believe me, I know.
They have never known any other way – neither has Balls.
Yes old ex-miners town, still a bit rough and ready even today.
So Balls was just emphasing with his constituents?
empathising?
Balls doesn’t do sympathy.
No sociopaths do – it’s what they’re condition’s all about, being incapable of empathy.
its worse with balls as his arrogance is nerve defying..double talking two faced liar can’t do the despatch box and will flounder repeatedly
Empathy, empathy! They’ve all got it empathy!
Lacking the appropriate professional qualifications in afflictions of the psyche, I’d always assumed that ‘empathy’ was the sociopath’s equivalent of ‘sympathy’ – the appearance of sharing an emotion without any of the necessary fellow-feeling.
Hang him!
I am sure a well known poster here would agree.
I’ll willingly hang him in my gallery.
But better than B£iar and Brown’s Broken Britain.
Your medication isn’t working.
I thought the taste of paradise was a deep fried Bounty.
Isn’t it time you overdosed on yours?
The taste of paradise is giving a tramp a good rimming.
He deserves big government shoved up his shute like you.
Yes please! Now you’re talking.
Me next!!
Debt is GOOD !!!
Cutting taxes takes money out of the economy.
Not if it’s a zero percent increase.
I agree.
I agree
We should form a new party!
We should – it would win!
Multiple personality posting. Auto-eroticism for the delusional.
I prescribe that you fuck off.
Bollocks is now even attacking Mervyn King. Methinks this is not a strategy for a shadow Chancellor
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358300/Labours-Ed-Balls-hits-political-Bank-England-boss-supporting-hawks-Treasury.html
Ed Who? Oh, that twat. Boy, were we glad to see the back of him.
Cue Liebore troll’s frenetic posting of Osborne vids…
I’m tat! I’m a mong! whine whine whine whine! Wheeee!
They’ve never got over the fact that Gideon got to be Chancellor despite their bitch fest, bless ‘em.
They can’t get over the fact that DC is in No. 10 and not Gordon the Moron.
Why hasn’t the audience been properly screened ???
We’ve been royally screwed.
Thats quite good.
Note the balance being struck in the political humour.
Yoohoo, BBC, did you hear me?
Has judgement been obtained by Ed Ball’s landlord yet ??
Have you had sight of Ed Ball’s defence to the claim ?
This thread is pitiful and the landlord issuing the claim has gone about this issue in totally the wrong way.
I put you on notice Guido that proceedings under the Data Protection Act will be served on you personally. (You have breached the Act, end of.)
It would be cheaper if Balls just paid his bills.
And preferably not with our money.
The landlord indeed should have gone about it another way. I’d have sent a few goons around to break his legs.
Good thinking. I’d also break his wrists, so he couldn’t use crutches or a wheel chair.
So he couldn’t fill out his expenses forms…. would save the nation a few bob as well.
Martin …. please let us know how you get on. Thanks.
Smokescreen alert !!!
Ow Guido, since you’re goin down under the breach of the Data Protraction Act anyway, could we please have Martin Day’s IP Address. I wanna do a detailed trace??
“Protraction!” What a tit!
The Data Protection Act applies to personal information. The name “micky” does not cut the mustard here. Even if you had put your surname, “mouse”, it would not do so. IP Address does not qualify under the Act either – yours will be dynamic anyway – because you are a loser, you are probably using your mum and dad’s.
Then there is the issue of jurisdiction as mentioned below. I detect a serious outbreak of mong fever in the UK.
Good luck with that – neither this site or its owner are under UK jurisdiction.
Muppet.
I see you like the taste of arse and cock.
Not particularly, but I don’t like bigoted wankers like you either.
To be honest, I think it’s a bit disturbing that you’re so interested in the sexual preferences of strangers on the internet – think you’ve come to the wrong website.
Ha ha ha ha ha… you obviously haven’t been around here long.
Now do one.
If this Chuka wallah is so bright. How come he doesn’t know that last year’s losses can be offset against this year’s profits?
Or perhaps he does know and he also knows this is what every business does and he is just participating in banker bashing because he imagines it makes him look good to the less well informed Lefties.
Don’t confuse him. He’s a lawyer. He can ignore inconvenient facts.
Like the attorney general and WMD. its just trivial detail.
It was the bankers who were responsible for Brown’s 10 years of profligacy. They also forced him to sell off the nation’s gold reserves at giveaway prices. The people have a right to know this!
What damage? Nokias to the Walls?
That and the faeces smeared all over them.
It’s my gift to Nick and Vince for taking all the flak on Tuition Fees.
AV is just tinkering around, it won’t alter the outcome of an election.
Is there a right wing of the Tory party? Isn’t that UKIP?
In Labour they have a left wing and a wrong wing.
You should be in the mental wing.
Piss off tat.
Bill. Labour have a wrong left wing and a wrong wing. The trouble is that they appear to think that two wrongs make a right.
What is left that is right?
Sometimes it feels like he still is.
…under a different Anaesthetic, Brown might still be prime minister today.
On Question Time this thursday, his wife said when asked what was the deficit under Labour. Said she did not know. Strange considering she was secretary to the Treasury 2008-2009. Seems the Balls family are VERY coy to talk about the deficit at any time. Maybe there is a BIG problem in explaining it away and they wish to avoid it.
Hmm. Perhaps she should be waterboarded for a day or two. Maybe it’ll refresh her memory.
Why should she know? Its not as if it was her debt.
She’d know if she only had a few hundred thou’ left in the current account, but why bother about some debt belonging to someone else?
Exactly, there are strong grounds to suspect the Yvette was lying her fucking head off when she said she didn’t know.She didn’t want to say more like, she’s learned that little trick from her pal Harman who has also used this strategy in the past.
Did she open her mouth and utter sounds?
Pretty much likely to be lying then.
If she really didn’t know, then it is clear how Labour got it all so terribly wrong.
Oh Christ I am going to be sick. The guy is a fucking idiot.
I am the people’s princess in drag.
The landlord is wanting the debt repaid dangerously quickly and is motivated by purely political reasons. Why shouldn’t he be able to reduce his deficit by half over a four year period?
That is a really important point. Paying down our debts this quickly could cause a double dip recession in Labour party finances.
Can somebody help me by advising on how I should invest my hard earned cash please?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8334915/The-council-fat-cat-earning-570000.html
It’s the big society money-go-round for us, were all in it together.
Fuck off you lily livered Europhile fuckwit.
Go on, do one you utter c u n t.
Ed Balls repesents everything that is bad with politics.
Hang him.
Somebody better watch his expenses claims to see if he tries to get us to stump up for the fact that he could not keep his office staff from trashing the place.
I suddenly need to claim £983 on a new laptop computer.
And so does my wife.
Gordon’s been to visit then ?
Yes Gordon has 200 breakfasts to claim for
Havent we got rid of the death penalty?
When is someone going to nail this fat useless fuck once and for all?
Balls = fat corrupt fuck
He seems to be doing a pretty fair job of nailing himself at the moment. Never interrupt your enemy whilst he is making a mistake.
Give him more rope!
I wouldn’t go to the wedding even if they invited me………….
Now, run orf and play on the railway lines you oik.
Trash the place and then run away owing lots of money, hmmm! where have I heard that one before.
THIS MAN IS ALSO WATCHING MY BACK AS WELL AS LICKING MY ENVELOPES
Shouldn’t we wait for the court to decide whether he owes the money or not?
You can be be pretty damn sure that if the landlord is willing to put himself through the hassle of legal proceedings, it’s because he’s tried and exhausted every other available avenue to get his money.
And what’s the betting that if the court rules in the landlord’s favour that the poor chap will still have to get another court order and use bailiff’s to get his money?
balls is the epitomy of a dishonest, venal politician.
Nah , Balls will just call damian and ask him to smear the landlord,Look out for a anon letter in the mirror.
turnips, of course, are a down to earth, versatile, honest vegetable with a wide range of uses.
Not that I’d expect you to know that. labourites don’t do rural do they?
They think all food comes out of a freezer, prepacked just like all their lies.
Well said, Nell!
And the Chancellor’s involvement in this story is what, precisely?
My boss uses a very persistent firm of debt collectors. No violence, all perfectly legal. But very, very nasty, with it. Very high percentage of successful conclusions, even with deadbeat debtors like Ed Balls.
Is that a still from the re-make of the Whicker Man?.
Once saw a Tee-Shirt,
“A tree”
“A politician”
“A rope”
“A result”
My Tee-Shirt will read,
“Balls, a rope, a tree= A result”
Things can only get better.
For our bank accounts to be sure, to be sure!
bullyballs and debt denial fit together like madashattergordon and cowardice, straw and lies or militwit and petulance.
Let the poor and middle class suffer to bring us to our rightful place in society!
Well 13 years of labour have proved they aren’t going to do it for you.
Unless of course you’re one of their newly created benefit troughers , then no doubt you think they’ve given you the promised land of idleness and money in hand.
Nell you are obviously the sort of person that would even vote for Gordon Brown if he wore a blue rosette. Maggie Thatcher really understood British society and did her best for the population of this country; even standing up to the E.U! Your darling Dave and his insipid followers come from a different planet and have very little understanding apart from the privileged society they were spawned from!
Afraid not.
Nobody in their right mind would vote for gordon under any political ticket!!!!
This invisible MP, being paid taxpayers money to sit at home and brood whilst he’s pretending to be an ‘international statesman’, was the very very worst chancellor and pm of all times.
He brought ridicule and financial destruction upon us as a nation . In my view they should lock him up in his kirkcaldy house and throw away the key.
‘brown lost, get over it’ ?
the day madashatter gordon gives up the £65k mp’s salary he’s being paid whilst not doing the job, the £84k ex pm’s perk he’s being paid to run a private office with staff, the £100k he’s being paid for round the clock security and the huge undeserved pension fund he’s built up, and withdraws into private life with his odious wife, never to be seen again, I’ll happily stop talking about him.
Thatcher is on her death bed get over it.
‘very little understanding apart from the privileged society they were spawned from’
let’s see. who has as much money and privelege as dave.
the kinnochios, the wedgie-benn family, hattyharpic with her titled connections, balls with his private school upbringing, bliar with his seven or is it eight mansions, the militwits aren’t doing badly with their £multimillion london property portfolio ring-fenced against imnheritance tax……………
Again?????!!!!
Faces one would never tire of hitting with a piece of 2 by 4.
Thick as a brick!
Nell, I like the cut of your jib.
Fucking hell you really are a psycho stalker aren’t you.
Predictable as well as pathetic. Change the record arse hole.
ahreet!
Enjoy the EU dominated muzzie majority hell hole you you seem to be so happy with nurturing.
Screw you.
You been on the weed boy?
So simple!
Yep and Tory Councillors ride motor bikes and probably do all sorts of nasty things, too many to mention! TIT for TAT, He’d like that!!
So the middle class are back in Labour’s fold then?
And I thought we were just the hardworking cash serfs
Everyone’s middle class now.
well everyone except prezza and a few other labour greaseballs that have never managed to drag themselves out of the gutter despite their massive troughing off the taxpayer.
4 labour mp’s charged with fraud and two jailed to date, 2 to follow and possibly two more in the pipleline. Pity uddin’s not amongst them but there you go.
One tory lord charged and jailed and no more tories to follow.
Suggests doesn’t it, with prosecutions running at 4 to 1, that labour were the bigger troughers?
It simply suggests that the governing party has done a better job of covering up. Do you get out often.
0/10 when you factor in the fact that today’s court cases are as a result of charges which were made before the last election, as a result of police investigations which occurred well before that, it would seem that the current Government had little say in the matter.
Labour= institutionalised corruption.
Does it go snap, crackle then Pop!
WEBCAMERON?
What a pretentious arse hole!
Ah the space apparent between the arse and the hole tells me to deduce that you are using an I pad.
Wrong!
“this country needs a fiscal consolidation starting from its largest peace-time deficit ever.”
So fuck off Ed the Governor knows best.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/benedictbrogan/100076820/ed-balls-attack-on-the-bank-is-stupid-politics/
At least Dave is doing the right thing with the deficit. Putting country first is something that is alien to a Labour government.
So Fuck off Lefty, The Governor knows best.
Just get back to your socialist slime pit Gorram
What an illuminating and probing comment.
Thanks for sharing.
Thank you also for your scintillating riposte.
Thank you also for your scintillating riposte.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
47.faisalislam Faisal Islam
Osborne: excl #c4news intvw : “i don’t think Britains banks were paying enough tax incl Barclays … under Gordon Brown and Ed balls”.
No, he does it from Guildford.
I hope we never see the likes of balls in No 10 ..period…anything is better than that
just picture the scene…ed on his back with the Cooperette sitting square on his kisser…reading the shadow treasury fiscal policy drafts from him down there.
just picture the scene…ed on his back with the Cooperette sitting square on his kisser…reading the shadow treasury fiscal policy drafts from him down there.
as ever an echo yvette thank you
KRAAAAAAAWWWKKK!!! (ping) GAYGORDON! GAYGORDON!
It’s likely Mr Sampson doesn’t matter to Ed Balls. Mr Sampson is a small businessman, so one of the “Little People” that Ed “Leona Helmsley” Balls doesn’t give a damn about.
It reflects very badly on Ed Miliband. The first shadow chancellor he picks is a nice enough chap but not up to the job at all.
And the second one he chose is an arrogant pill who cannot be arsed to pay his own way in life, leaving massive debts (massive to a small business, mind!) behind him. Actually, that’s pretty much how Labour ran the economy, isn’t it?
PS I wonder how many more debts Mr Balls has ignored?
It does make you think how stupid any politicon would be to argue over less than 2k , Lets face it even if Balls is right not to pay how on earth can he/labour party spin this?
It will be attacked as anti buisness and some who has the same talants as his master
So what?
Balls, balls and more balls…
A revolution on a roundabout seems quite apt.
It would appear that Balls’ power-grab within the Labour ranks has extended to Troll Control. He’s got them all out in force on this thread.
It’s almost sad, isn’t it? We windowlickers can wander off any time we like for a cup of tea, read of the paper, bite of lunch or to do a bit in the workshop, but the poor trolls are chained to their computers, fearing the lash of Balls’ tongue if they so much as look up from posting bile and Osborne vids from Youtube. It’s a hard life, trolls, but you chose it….
The trolls arent as good as they used to be….
The quality went down hill fast when Labour realised they had no money left a few months before the election and had to cut the last generation loose.
I wouldn’t undersestimate the power of the net and trolls……the Labour spin machine stopped working under Brown but it never went away….”Dave” is starting to suffer hits on his policy and strategy for dealing with the deficit……take a straw poll…the Labour spin is gaining traction…the majority of the electorate think that the Coalition is responsible for the cuts in local services NOT councils and certainly not Labour…Daves’ policy on forests failed spectacularly and his Big Society Idea is holed beneath the water line….why do you think there is panic within the Tory party ?? If he loses the AV referendum coming on top of the expected losses in local elections you’ll really start to see the shit flying within the party and coalition
Yup, a few more Youtoob vids is all it takes.
What a pile of shit! Labour spin gains traction the same fucking way it always has, through the Fucking BBC and assorted friendly media outlets. Nothing do do with non-msm internet media.
Actually, that’s not the general impression I’m getting. Nobody much likes cuts (especially Gaurdianistas and council non-jobbers) but the tone from the BBC this week has been a bit less rabid about deficit reduction, with seemingly more interviewers prepared to press the lefty interviewees about the need for spending reductions. I dare say it’s just an aberration, and we’ll be back to normal shortly.
As for government U-turns, they’ve agreed to think again on some minor points, but they haven’t wavered so far on the real business of controlling the deficit. (A more definite growth strategy would be welcome, though.) They didn’t back down on tuition fees, and rightly. The NUS has now accepted that the proposals are progressive, according to Vince Cable on QT.
If there’s real panic in the Tory party, why do we hear so little about it? Sure, the right of the party rumbles and grumbles, but then it always does. Some back-benchers are not happy about the government’s approach to the EU (and I don’t blame them), but there are no mutinies or acrimonious meetings being reported.
agree entirely engineer…the cuts were always bound to cause grief and whilst councils ignore ‘cuts behind the front line services’ dictum the socialists are loving the deflection away from the causes of the problem…13 years of labour governance.
Got it in one Engineer. Why oh why are Labour supporters so effin THICK?
ENGINEER: Or could it be that Chri Patten is to take over as chairman?
Agree ,Dave’s PR has been a total bag of zero’s since he cheered Bliar off on his worldwind tour of the country,he robbed and screwed ,the amount of times he could of kicked the excrement out of Brown and didn’t,he should have won May 6th last year but he screwed that up,this “Big Society” is the latest cock up and the worst of all is to let Spelman who should have gone long ago try to sell off the tree’s,the Liebour PR is totally in charge and Davy is still using “play up and play the game” as his motto,when he should be kicking the life out of Liebour,Local voting and this crap AV will be the end of him
Good!
Have you seen me?
Fuck off you overly sensitive soul.
Sounds like you’d prefer a circle jerk of yes bores in your world. how sad.
Ed Balls, jump off a bridge you fat c u n t .
Who was holding the autocue for that woman ??
Thith woman’th teaching Ballth? Holy Thit, I thould thack him and hire her!
At least she pays her bills.
Fred the shred the useless incompetent C U NT
When Harriet Harman was asked in the House at PMQS what Fred Goodwins knighthood was for, she denied it was for services to banking.
Lying cow !
Jean “Because we do have to live within our means”
And Balls does not disagree. So what has changed in Balls’s mindset since?
You notice that she says “we do have to live within our means”. This is precisely why we are in this mess because Brown and Balls did not live within the countries means, that’s why we have such a huge deficit. Balls is such a clown that the very piece which he believes supports him actually undermines his position.
The reality in this piece is that Jean (like Mrs Duffy) realises that the country is over spent and says that our debts must be paid off and we should live within our means.
Both Balls and Brown failed to realise that both Jean and Mrs Duffy were criticising their spendthrift habits and the debt has to be paid off.
I see Tat’s all over the place this afternoon. His handlers must have him on double rations.
The same can be said of you.
Speak of the Devil and he shall appear
I heard the staff at No10 say the previous prime minister’s wife loves pussy.
Yes I know that tobe very true & is a clause in the contract with Gordon, however does not effect me we all know what I like…….now where is my Brazilian hole
Can I have a go with your Brazilian hole?
For all my flaws, I at least am not a violent misogynist. Gordon Brown loved shoving secretaries out of their chairs.
Can’t beat a bit of bully.
Is one of your other ‘names’ Micky by any chance?
This is a tewwible lie. I do not owe this landlowd any money. How many times must I wemind you I am a man of twue pwobity and integwity?
I will lend you the money Ed, so long as you pay me back with 7% interest. I can easily afford it; after all, I am the biggest Trougher in Parliament. Innit?
Piss off you dirty Pervert.
You can talk!
A biopic of Gordon Brown. TRUE SHIT
Yes.
Please don’t call Mr Brown retarded. We prefer to use the term Emotionally Challenged.
Yes. But at least I’m not tat.
Is that Mickey, smeggie or a new idiot in town?
It’s that other idiot from your village.
What will happen to Ed “Deficit Denier” Balls after he loses the case, how will that effect his position as a over paid tos*er leeching off of the Tax Payers, will he then be disqualified from being an MP, that could’nt have happen to such a nicer scum bag………
I hope I managed to hide my smug satisfaction in that film ???????
The codename I use for you in communications with my bosses in Moscow was Tiny Cockski. You have very tiny cockski, Mr Hancockski. You thought I actually fancied you. You are ugly man! Very ugly! You are, how you say in your country, dirty old man. Very shit in bedski. Word of advice, Mr Hancockski. If pretty girl like you, there is ulterior motiveski. Dossvedanya, Tiny Cock!
Give me another chance Princess, I love you.
Can anyone enlightenment me, is Mike Hancock English by any chance ?
Probably an Ancient Briton.
The quintessential English Pervert. When the f*ck are MI5 going to arrest him and throw away the key? This country is well and truly f*cked.
He is Greek.
Hello your Dukeship, once again. I am hoping that after my stint in the Commons I may be elevated to the Lords and perhaps we can sit together. I doubt MI5 are going to interview me, because, as you say, the country is f****d. I am making enquiries at the moment about being an MP, a Councillor and a Member of the Lords, all at the same time, then, I will truly be the greatest Trougher of all time. Sorry have to go, am in Court tomorrow, something to do with children. innit?
Haven’t the rich suffered enough ???
At least D. Cameron didn’t earn his money from the blood of our dead troops. I don’t know how BLiar lives with himself
+1
Ed Balls doesm’t give a damn.
After all he is a member of “The Peoples United Community”….TPUC
and not many people know that.
See. If Blair had only waited a while then there would have been no need to invade Iraq, hang Saddam and set up a democracy.
He sucked up well to his Conservative war criminal wankers in Washington well though didn’t he. Somebody has to make a profit when it comes to selling bullets and bombs.
Oooooh, get her!!! Upset by a little war, are you?
“Ed Balls is not just misguided; I think he showed a complete lack of judgment in attacking the governor of the Bank of England in the way that he did,”
“Quite, quite wrong. But not untypical.”
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-02-18/cameron-says-labour-s-balls-attack-on-king-in-ft-shows-lack-of-judgment-.html
Labour seem to be doing their best to make enemies of anyone who is not in the Labour party.
The Governor of the Bank of England, Sir Gus O’Donnel, The Lib Dems, The middle classes, The rich, The banking Industry and that’s just today.
Blair must be wringing his hands in despair as all that he achieved is being destroyed.
“lack of judgement”? Ha bloody ha, rather like his plans to sell off forests then.
As far as I know it was Spelman’s Idea to sell off the woods.
But given Spelman’s track record I fail to understand why Dave thinks her minister material. Nannygate and all that.
The Wicca’s cast a spell.
whoose book will sell more, Gordons or Sarahs?
But as it is being srealised by the Mail next week and can be read online, who would part with real money for a hard copy of Sarah’s book?
Other than the BBC, local Libraries, Universities and nutroots?
gordon’s book sold did it?
I thought amazon knocked it into the bargain basement on day 2 of it’s release.
The only person I heard of that got a copy was omaha. gordon personally delivered it to the gate of the white house hoping for an interview to ask omaha for his support for that international job he’s desperately trolling for.
Unfortunately he never got to the front door.
Sarah is asking for comments on her Daily Mail interview.
http://www.behindtheblackdoor.co.uk/index.php/2011/02/sarahs-interview-in-the-daily-mail/
I see Magda is bringing out her Biography will it be called “Canterbury Tales”
No
It’s called “the Kitchen Sink”
Or “a Beard’s view of he World”
It will be simply fascinating
Worth a Nobel Prize I would have thought
I think you go a bit far in calling it a biography, that suggests it will be about the truth.
Any woman who can state to the media with a straight face, as sarah did yesterday, that gordon is’ busy making a difference with his international work’, does not have a very grasp of reality or truth.
But both Gordon and sarah are out courting publicity for thier books , So fair game.
madasahatterbrown may have lost the election but he’s now drawing more taxpayer’s money for doing nothing than he drew when he was pm.
Until this troughing couple withdraw from public life and surrender up their taxpayer funded worthless luxury lifestyle, the electorate should not take their eye off them.
++++Laugh++++
‘everyone says’??
oh dear that sounds identicial to bullyballs take on the economy does’n't it??
He says ‘everyone thinks that the coalition’s deficit reduction is wrong’ – except the truth is, it’s only he and militwit who think that.
Anyone who tries to win an argument by saying that ‘everyone agrees with them’ generally have an ego problem and don’t actually relate to real people or hear what real people are saying.
Very labour.
Way to go Nell. You tell the scumbag.
My philosophy is simple
It learnt it as school
It is always someone else’s fault
It works wonders…with children…
This week I will hit some women with my Nokia and tell Ms Macauley she won’t get a payrise till she does more interviews talking about me and my work.
Holier than thou.
TOPBOY’S HAD ENOUGH…etc etc
Anyone who calls himself, “Top Boy” has to be a bit suspect. I mean, that’s so very a gay term
Oowwww!
If it comes to it how would you rank ‘em?
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1408/avvotingformuk.jpg
Did you notice the Bowdenesque the spelling of Parliament?
I did Bemused. However, I like to read Billy’s blogs. He’s a lot better than feckin Wavey Davey and his ilk.
+1
WTF is this, simpletons corner?
No, we all make mistakes its just that some go looking for them and miss the whole fucking point. Thanks for the spell check teach!
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1408/avvotingformuk.jpg
I’ll start seeing as no one else has the balls.
A
C
D
G
and possibly H and fuck the rest.
+1. I don’t think a lefty cyberbully like that little bitch you-know-who would scare our Billy away.
+2 (And if he’s reading this, never give up. Come back better!)
Here’s a thought, would AV result in UKIP winning a few seats.
Maybe it’s not such a bad system after all.
It’s funny innit. The only place the Arabs are happy seems to be in Palestine.
in a prison as well….
And in this country.
Not funny at all. They already have a j*e*w-exterminating government in Palestine
Another Climate Tax coming up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/8333677/RSPB-call-for-a-tax-on-gardeners-for-using-peat.html
What do Tony Blair and Moammar Ghadafi have in common ?
Money
Not only did Blair/Brown/Mendelson wreck the country’s finances for a generation with their Ponzi scheme
But they are now making fortnues out of it
And their contacts with Dactaros with bllod of their hands
Is there no end to this ?
Blair is a Pariah…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284132/Tony-Blair-special-adviser-dictator-Gaddafis-son.html
Tony Blair the friend and accomplice of the murderer Gaddafi
Only 84 killed so far Tony in Libya..
Much less than what you did in Iraq with Cambell’s lying, phoney and dodgy dossier
Are you proud you Ponzi artist ?
As middle east envoy for the western world, shouldn’t he be out there in the thick of it trying to mediate for peace?
I thought it was tone’s job to be out there advocating peace.
Where is he at the moment. Oh living it up in the bahamas on some millionaire’s yacht.
Well done the Cons for putting up such a valiant fight for the truth at the time!
Get out there and play Tw*t.
Does the truth often hurt you?
You are right
This ia a huge story
The complicity of so many well known people with Gaddafi
Is there no ONE good journalist out there who can nail these people ?
Even at the Guardian ?!
No???
The whole of the Labour movement is in debt to Balls.
The whole ‘Kin’ Country is in debt by Balls.
This is only way to deal with scum like Balls that think they can treat their creditors like dirt…
Here is the corrupt Tony Blair giving lessons to the world
While he makes ten of millions from murdering dictators
http://www.tonyblairoffice.org/content/search?cx=008052209236931596324:zzn_czq5tu8&cof=FORID:10&ie=UTF-8&q=Corruption&sa.x=22&sa.y=8&sa=Search
Wake up Tony Blair we know who you are now…
i am sick of people ring
my bell needs repairing, i never know when someone is ringing at the back door
You have a bell on your back door?
And tucked away out of sight, still plenty more porkies awaiting the light of day
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12509488
I could have told you that one.
Lies, damn lies, statistics, government statistics and then galaxy-sized humongous statistics with bells on: government inflation statistics.
43.stuartbonar Stuart Bonar
#Labour MP Chuka Umunna attacks #Coalition for Barclays paying so little corporation tax in 2009.
Repeat: 2009.
Can you spot his error?
Hahahahahahahahahaaha
Gordon Brown was ‘misunderstood’, says wife Sarah
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12513627
Read but only with a barf bag to hand
http://www.workingclasstory.com/2011/02/error.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+WorkingClassTory+%28Working+Class+Tory%29
I just phoned up the UK Uncut number 0759 1992825.
Nice lady answered. She said she’d be happy to target The Guardian but apparently UK Uncut had no idea that The Guardian is a tax evader. She thanked me for bringing to her attention that The Guardian evades tax and said could we all please get in touch with her and send them any information we might have on The Guardian’s tax evasions.
Her email is ukuncut@gmail.com and twitter: @ukuncut.
Nice one and can I suggest they also target those Politicians who engaged in home flipping to avoid paying their fair share of tax.
Can I suggest that those politicians are targeted by snipers?
No the Guardian does not evade tax, it avoids it. perfectly legel.
Rather a lot of riff-raff in here today. The great unwashed trollers, the peons of society, the imbeciles, the plebeians, the proletariat, the rank hoi polloi, the mobile vulgus who will only vote for a government who will send our borrowings to the outer reaches of the universe. Ragtag and bobtail, all of them. Begone.
Ed Balls is a hero.
Of the Conservative Party.
As a pedant, may I point out that ‘hoi polloi’ translates as ‘the people’, so doesn’t require an extra indefinite article
Or even a definite article.
Ah, but is the ‘the’ in ‘the people’ really an example of a definite article? Since it’s referring to people in the abstract, I’d suggest that it is in fact being used as an indefinite article…
A pedant is one who prefers his statements to be correct.
Bertrand Russell
Thank you, for this Paragnostic. I will plead in mitigation that I had preceded it with an adjective which might give some grounds for repetition. I trust you will agree with the sentiments.
For fuck’s sake, people, it’s Saturday night.
Let your hair down!
This is how we let our hair down. Wanna come to one of our parties, Mr Longm0dded?
In the alternative, stick a comma after ‘rank’! Sorted.
As a dick I make jokes about the Lockerbie victims.
If you don’t like it, feel free to fuck off and stuff yourself with deep fried pizza, you Jock mong.
Hey Paragnostic. Why do you shilly-shally around? Just tell it to him straight ….!
Oooooo yer losin it big time there, your English overlords will not be pleased such chippy behaviour is not becoming of their Welsh Quizling. You really have to avoid the temptation of biting every time.
Honestly though what have the Welsh ever done for us?
mong
Bet your wife left you mr moniker, I’l wager your one of those Fathers for Justice dicks !
I have to admit to you privately, Mr Anonymong, that I have a huge problem with my wife.
She understands me.
Nice hat!
Yes and on reflection Dave was right to praise Blair and provide an opposition that supported the Government when the opposition thought the Government right.
Red Ed and Bollock Ed’s constant whinging about EVERYTHING that the coalition produces is wearing thin.
Tony Blair managed to turn around Labour and appeal to the masses, the two Eds are turning around Labour to appeal just to the nutroots.
I do wish the NHS would look at providing single room accomodation in their hospitals for those who request it or if that is unaffordable then let people pay for an upgrade.
Why does everyone have to be reduced to the lowest possible denominator when it come to NHS care? Is it some socialist ideal?
It must be, it’s totally unaffordable.
A private room in an NHS hospital means you are going to die within 24 hours or they have given you CDIFF. It’s the Kiss of Death, the black Spot.
One of my chav cousins gave birth recently (in a Manchester NHS hospital). She didn’t much like the lower-order chavs with which she had to share a room, so she moaned continuously and got.. her own room!
Whine like fuck and ye shall receive.
Easy, and not quite so drastic…..make sure you’ve got MRSA, Norovirus or D&V and you’ll be given at least a seperate cubicle in a ward.
Do not whatever you do. Do not rejoice at getting a private room in an NHS hospital. It means that they have decided you are going to DIE.
You’re right, I work for the NHS and the patients are just a fucking nuisance. All we want to do is to talk about celebs and shagging and steal a few drugs to be honest.
What right do PAYE mongs have to the finest medical care available?
After all, it’s not as if they’re anybody important like MPs, Peers, media slags or royalty.
How contemporary, you’ll be making jokes about Lord Palmerston next FFS.
We should have unlimited immigration, cap salaries at £10,000, bring in Sharia law, and increase foreign aid by 524%.
That’s more like it!
Last word! You sound like a banshee in a brothel.
Last thought for the night.
Please God look after our lads in Afg han istan that bliar and gordon abandoned out there for their own monetary and political gains.
And Please God look after those people in L ib ya who want democracy whilst bliar and gad hafi plan there £milliondollar raid on the l ib yan people’s oil wealth.
Last thought for the night?
Fuck off nell.
Last thought for the night:-
The Kinnochios, uddin, sugar, foulkes, brown, bliar, alasatairc, aintbustinagut, philhope, kevan, twatson, woolas, straw, the carrott topped one, pornojacqui, hattieharpic, militwit, bullyballs, madashatterbrown, spanishmoran…
We wouldn’t want the world to forget any one of you and your troughing evil ways.
We’ll always be here to keep reminding people how absolutely stellar you all were at being self-serving, lying, troughing, backstabbing and generally venal!!
Rest assured your reputation for being the worst of the political gutter is safe with us!!
Last thought for the night.
Duncan, Maude, Spelman, Wiggins, Cameron, Osborne, Yeo, Winterton, Pickles, Steen, Hogg, Kirkbride, Mackay, and a whole host of names too numerous to recall, all living in a Westminster cushioned pension that only the proles could dream of.
Such is a political life.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358425/Blairs-behaviour-rate-He-played-crooked-hand–tried-bury-.html
Max Mosley wanting to become a Liebour MP is amusing, but I suppose he wanted to follow in his dad’s footsteps. Try telling the Guardianistas that another Mosley was clearly a Labour man!!!
Hoorah for the blackshorts eh?
Your right about being a mong.
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/22/cabinet-issues-nude-charity-calendar-432/
Poor night on the tele then?
You Cannot Be Serious. The Balls is OUT.
I wonder how long he’s been practising to be a five star twat or does it come naturally to him?
My husband was misunderstood. People thought he was a reasonably rational coherent human being being, but actually he was a mad bad incompetent terminally deluded fuckwit who should have been locked up years ago.
His He/She wife also strugled to admit there was a deficit
on question time on thursday
what a vile odious couple they are
they should both be melted down fopr glue !
My shoes may need repairing but I would not want them attached to either soul!
Hi ar moniker i trust you are well !
Ffffffiontastically! And you? How is the front bottom situation up there in them hills?
Wonderful originality! How do you keep it up? (Oh! You can’t.)
Hey moniker have you noticed how this shit head disappears for up to a week at a time
it must be when his mum sends him to a care center so she can have a rest
It would be nice if he disappeared for a long, long time. Don’t tempt me, Frankie…
Balls is the Central Bankers’ UK agent, with numerous Bilderberg visits under his belt. They want all nations buried in such vast debts that none can never be free again. The One World Exploitation System of the central banking cartel will rule over all for 1000 years.
just for info, the ipad2 has just been launched
(squit)
missed!
The Number of the Beast!
Let’s just bomb all the raghead countries. Normally I’d say bomb them back to the stone age but they’re already stuck there.
Let’s just bomb America. Normally I’d say bomb them back to the stone age but they’re already stuck there.
Do we still send debtors to prison? Oh, I do hope so!
How much is owed by the 650 present thieves, and their predecessors?
Their lives.
Caroline Spleman.
Stupid Woman!
Stupid English Woman.
She serves a purpose, which is why she was kept on.
Fuck knows what that purpose is though.
Spelman has been a disaster from start to finish.
But it makes Dave look almost human when he agrees with you.
Where’s Billy Bowden?
Watching you, probably.
Why did I build a wall? Easy. There was no way I was going to let those parasitic ginger haired fuckers to the North be part of the Empire. We just couldn’t afford the benefits bill.
You built a wall because you feared us as you were unable to conqueror as you did the English who were pussies even then.
Suck on that!
Now try living without us.
Can’t, can you? Parasites.
why don’t you vote for an independent Englandstan?
Rebuild the wall, and throw every MP, Peer and Royal tit sucker over it.
Why was Hadrians Wall built? When Hadrian landed on the shores of the Briton he looked and took over everything. However, when reaching the borders of Scotland, he took one look and said ‘Bloody hades, I don’t like the look of that. Brick it up’.
Well Guido you must be doing something Right to attract so much Left wing Traffic.
As well as the braindead.
They account for most of the comments here.
1% tax.
Suck on that losers!
Why don’t we just admit that banks are just part of the tax machine
When we take out a loan, pay a sensible APR (instead of the ridiculous rates offered by the high street banks) plus VAT at 20%. Split the direct debit between the bank and the taxman
Government gets the cash it needs earlier, on a monthly basis, instead of giving it to Bob Diamond to launder through his multinational machine, before repatriating our cash as ‘foreign earnings’, and avoiding UK taxes
OT
Big surprise. Inflation figures rigged from 1997 till 2009 to underplay inflation (and justify low interest rates so that the great British public could bury themselves in debt using cheap money).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12509488
BBC leading with Barclays paying ‘only’ 113M in tax last year and ignoring Brown rigging the fucking inflation figures for over a decade to justify low interest rates and fuel his borrowing fuelled ‘boom’.
C*U*N*T*S.
Government rig figures to suit their political purposes.
There’s a surprise!
Only a party troll would believe that that’s an exclusive preserve of the left.
K’in ‘ell.
A full week break and got the fucker first cast.
Bite the shiny hook Mackerel Boy.
Oh.
You already did.
More like swallowing a sprat.
Your dream is your post. Your post is your dream.
No great surprise here jgm2.
In fact, the BBC gloss of 0.3% under-reported could probably be multiplied by an absolute minimum of ten times.
We all saw the prices of the ordinary things we bought going up and up. We knew that the “inflation figures” were totally unrepresentative of this rate of increase. It was more than just taking mortgage interest out of the mix.
Your ultimate conclusion is spot on.
The key word to avoid there is P*R*I*C*E.
I can’t be arsed to try and avoid words. But I might have to say Katie in future…
Or ‘Jordan’.
I know that some say that I sound rather archaic at times, jgm2, but that was several lifetimes ago …
Nȯ grẹаt sυrprısẹ hẹrẹ jgm2.
In fаct, thẹ BBC glȯss ȯf 0.3% υndẹr-rẹpȯrtẹd cȯυld prȯbаbly bẹ mυltıplıẹd by аn аbsȯlυtẹ mınımυm ȯf tẹn tımẹs.
Wẹ аll sаw thẹ prıcẹs ȯf thẹ ȯrdınаry thıngs wẹ bȯυght gȯıng υp аnd υp. Wẹ knẹw thаt thẹ “ınflаtıȯn fıgυrẹs” wẹrẹ tȯtаlly υnrẹprẹsẹntаtıvẹ ȯf thıs rаtẹ ȯf ıncrẹаsẹ. It wаs mȯrẹ thаn jυst tаkıng mȯrtgаgẹ ıntẹrẹst ȯυt ȯf thẹ mıx.
Yȯυr υltımаtẹ cȯnclυsıȯn ıs spȯt ȯn.
Two for the price of one.
If only MPs came at the same discounted rate.
Two for the pr*ce of one.
If only MPs came at the same discounted rate.
Don’t forget to wipe that off before your mum sees you, TaT.
Screaming reels batman. Got the fucker again.
Projecting
Another T’ory paid troll clocks on under an assumed moniker.
No. Seriously now. Projecting.
I prefer the spike Milligan version:-
“I talk to the trees, that’s why they put me away”
OT
Big surprise. Inflation figures rigged from 1997 till 2009 to underplay inflation (and justify low interest rates so that the great British public could bury themselves in debt using cheap money).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12509488
BBC leading with Barclays paying ‘only’ 113M in tax last year and ignoring Brown rigging the fucking inflation figures for over a decade to justify low interest rates and fuel his borrowing fuelled ‘boom’.
C*U*N*T*S.
^^^^
Me. Back from hols – computer off – cache reset.
Fuck off back to Vietnam where the dollar is still king, and young girls are willing to get on yer bike.
You’ve been waiting all week to post that?
Tragic.
The only tragedy is your blinkered view of the simplicity of right v left.
But hey! That’s how politics works for us.
You forgot to use a new monicker.
Tebbit became a Maoist while you were away.
Muslims setting fire to themselves all over the place too.
Not that I have any particular concern if the fuckers want to kill themselves – makes a pleasant fucking change to menacing the travelling public – but for God’s sake – think of the pollution.
If they come here they will get flamed …
Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for the fuckers immolating themselves instead of the travelling public. And you have to love Gaddaffi using his snipers to pick off his own ‘voters’ instead of British policewomen…
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8213581/libyan-regime-hits-back-with-crackdown
Being culturally inclined, I find it fascinating watching their funerals. Could watch them all day.
Naaah. Take a weeks skiing and read the aggregate total when you get back. Far more therapeutic.
The yanks should just air-drop lighter fluid and matches and leave the fuckers to it.
We could watch them all day too.
Look! Look! Look over there! Ignore the message! Look! Look at our fog!
Yep. It’s the Labour chaff factory.
Intellectual deduction of that calibre surely deserves a wider audience.
Why not enlighten Mr Ish with your latest pearls of political wisdom?
Said the T’ory troll.
Screaming reels again! It’s fucking cruel to the dumb fish-brained fucker.
Welcome to the blog! You are new here aren’t you? Nice to hear new comment. We have only heard that 27,642 times so far….. this week.
Bumps up Guido’s stats though. The dumb hook-magnet hitting F5 every second and furiously typing a new moniker. When he can remember.
Surely Mr Ishmael needs your latest pearls of political wisdom?
The word ‘dumb’ invests him with too much sense, IMHO.
Did you have a nice time?
Fucking excellent thanks. Always a relief to get back without busting a leg or a collar-bone or something though.
Me being shit at this skiing lark and all.
Missus bought another fucking fur coat too. Could have had another week for that kind of money.
Excellent, I am delighted to hear you had a good time. And to hear no broken bones.
Thanks.
Nice coat to be fair.
On holiday? Again!!!!!
Booked through to New Year 2011.
Wasn’t that last month?
2012. D’oh.
Like me, six months twice a year. My cat has replied to you nearby as I was struck down by the dom-bot.
Let’s hope so because brown’slabour society left us absolutely covered in dung.
Jgm2, Engineer and Billy Bowdon clock off, nell clocks on.
There’s a surprise.
You forgot to use a new monicker..
Unlike you, who is the face of many arses, each with their own particular method of defacating on demand.
Very public school boy. Well done balls!
You lost!
Get over it.
Haven’t you learnt any more words than ‘ get over it’ ?
You’ve been very repititious today.
Are you one of the 80% of those labour comprehensive persons who haven’t bothered to get an education because, under labour, you were taught that you could earn more in the welfare benefit sector by doing nothing?!
Hopefully you are about to get a rude awakening!!
Haven’t you grasped the concept of “were all in it together” nell, or are you just that sort of lady who swallows rather than spit?
What I am is rural and independent.
I don’t look to the state and I don’t look to anyone else to pay my bills and grow my vegetables.
It’s all about self respect and looking after yourself.
balls and brown of course want you to become a brain dead puppet living off their nanny state with loads of taxpayers money for poker and vodka and living in poverty.
You go for it if it’s what turns you on.
Just don’t expect to live a full and happy life!!
No nell. What you are is a shit eating mong propping up a discredited system of corrupt and self serving elitists, who rely on sowing seeds of division in order to perpetuate the myth of good old British democratic choice.
Self respect? You wouldn’t know it from the cowpat that your head is composted from.
Oh there you go!!
Very labour!
Live off the state – be dependent on balls, militwit and crow !
If not you are elitist
Love it!!
Very socialist/communist/nanny statist!!!
Living off the state and treated like shit.
I feel his, or hers, pain.
‘minimum wage troll’
you’ll be uddin then in that marble palace with servants in bangleland built with taxpayers money or maybe moran in her spanish villa still living it up at taxpayers expense, or bobcrow in cuba with his luxury lifestyle or prezza and his hairdo missus on their luxiury cruises!
Isn’t labour grand!
As a minimum wage troll, you’re overpaid for the shite you produce.
Well ken, you’re one of those people that I like but at the same realise are dispensible.
Your days are numbered . I want to see David Laws in your job.
As for rumpy pumpy well he and baronesskathy can pretend they are important all they like but they are of less effect on the international scene than sooty and sweep.
I can live with the concept of your rentboy david as long as you’ll introduce some common sense justice policies like hanging for murder, burglars given at least five real years inside and even heavier penalties for violent crimes.
I’m happy with damp, leaking, prison ships , for the worst of our crims, anchored out in a rough north sea if we haven’t got enough capacity on land.
Yep I can live with that.
http://twitter.com/sarahbrownuk
Oh for crying out loud!
piers morgan, in response to the publication of her ‘book’ or rather fictional, over the top, name dropping nonsense! says ‘sarahb is our most amusing first lady ever’
What a load of self serving, introverted, out of touch twaddle!
By the by piers we haven’t gone republican yet. Thank God.
And neither bliar’s slotgob, prezza’s hairdo nor gordon’s odious ‘wife’ are yet the first lady of the land.
We still have Her Maj and Thank the Lord for it !!!
Thankfully the monarchy has it’s standards.
slotgob, prezza’shairdo, gordon’s wife , militwit and his unworthy partner that as he told piers ‘ he does not want to marry’ and sarah’s toes are all excluded from the wedding.
I have standards. If it’s wet and willing, it’s up for a Royal crest.
Fancy a kitemark, nell?
My goodness is philwoolas now being paid to advertise for tampons?!
How the ‘mighty’ are fallen!!
There is a logical connection, nell, which I shall not mention.
Her Maj loves you nell.
That’s why she signed your arse away to me.
If rumpy pumpy thinks that he’s an idiot.
rural folks of any nationality are independent.
If he thinks he owns us he’ll find out like cau ces cu that history overtakes eventually and always!!
Rural folks like you are ten a penny in Romania, and voting much the same.
Well as I said earlier labour don’t do rural’
They don’t actually do urban either. T
They only do ‘Elite’ as sarahbrown’s book serialised in the mail tomorrow shows.
In the last 13 years labour have only mixed with the great, the good and the wealthy.
They have no contact with the real working classes and only marginally with the welfare benefit class that they deliberately created as a voting block, in the hope that it would, perpetually, keep them in power.
There’s no fooling you nell, thank fuck.
But for the “Accident”, Abdul, Williams half brother, could have been the best man.
Hmmm… my hateometer is wavering between politicians and landlords. Don’t care who loses on this one.
I think you’re confusing me with everybody else.
Yep. The dumb fucker is full-on Nu-Labour. Everybody who ain’t ‘on-message’ is just waiting to be boxed up and hated.
You’re a ‘racist’. You’re a ‘T*ry’. You’re a ‘bigot’. Whatever. Boxed-up. Parcelled off as a non-believer. Your views? Your legitimate concerns? All safely to be dismissed because you now have a party-sanctioned off-message ‘agenda’.
Because they say so. Because that way they don’t have to question their own utter fucking idiocy.
Their own invincible fucking idiocy Uber-Alles.
The argumentum ad hominem is the sole resort of a feeble mind.
Ignorant twat.
Difference between a dead dog and a dead politician.
Skid marks next the dead dog.
Just learned today that my redundancy pay after 30K is going to be taxed at 50% instead of 40%, but i might get that 10% back after a year. I along with others are giving the treasury an interest free loan. Crazy. Thank you Gordon Brown, it’s your fault, you useless, worthless lump of shite. If i see you in the street i swear i’ll beat you to a pulp for the damage you’ve inflicted on this country. Same goes for Balls.Look at the middle-east now, it’s long overdue here now, put their heads on spikes over traitors gate, seriously.
Take a good fucking look at your redundancy agreement. You might think the first 30K is tax-free but you’re only ‘entitled’ to a week (might be a month) per year of some maximum (not a lot) nominal salary ‘tax-free’.
You need to get the first 30K characterised as an ‘ex-gratia’ payment or some-such to have it qualify under the ‘first 30K’ rule – another figure that hasn’t changed for 20 or so years by the way.
Seriously. Get a grown-up to have a look at your confidentiality agreement before you sign it. Don’t assume the first 30K is ‘tax-free’. Because it’s not unless it’s properly designated.
Sorry. ‘per year of employment’. A week (might be a month) per year of employment…
If they pay you off in accordance with your contract – ie three, six, twelve months whatever notice then all that – after the small legal tax-free figure based on time served is taxable at the full whack. You need to get a compromise agreement that gets that 30K tax-free and I seem to recall the phrase ‘ex-gratia’. It don’t come automatically.
Get a grown-up. Get the cost of the grown-up written into the compromise agreement.
Minimum is a week for each year up to 30k taxfree if you get more than that you get taken to the cleaners,
They have to stick to a script if they make you redundant and if they miss the T and don’t dot the I,then they can be taken for more,listen to every word they say to you and look up redundancy on the internet it’s an ambulance chasers dream..
I defer to your greater knowledge on this subject. But I do know the 30K ‘tax-free’ figure is not automatic. GET A GROWN UP.
If you work 5 years you get 5 weeks redundancy pay,30 years=30 weeks redundancy pay is the law after that it is up to the company,31 years = 30 +1 week if the company agree to pay you that week,if the redundancy pay is say over £30k say for working 5 years you pay tax,I’ve no idea if the company is going down the tubes and can’t pay.
It was changed when the dockers were getting thousands tax free and most of it went on booze,as usual the clergy complained and the goverment at the time saw £ signs.
GET A GROWN UP, I really don’t understand some peoples attitudes, it was an explanation informed or not and it happened and happens,
Comma, and then a space.
Comma, and then a space.
Comma, and then a space.
Ps, above is a presumption you don’t have a written contract when taken on,when a company makes you redundant and puts you on the market,all trusts, privacy,responsibilites are nulled between you and the company when they pay you, unless you have a shutup contract,you don’t owe them and they really don’t owe you,but it’s your responsibilty to maximise the opportunity to your advantage,after all business is business.
Will take note, thank you for the English lesson mr pedant.
Isn’t it time for Engineer and Billy Bowden to take over?
Billy is dead, long live Billy!!
State schools half term. Probably off on holiday with the kids.
It’s like Calpol.
If you had kids you’d understand.
Tell Mr I.
He hangs on your every imbecilic utterance.
Eh?
Fuck me! It’s easier to lead a mong voter to the ballot box than you to the truth.
Eh? You swapping moniker names all over the shop isn’t helping. What is your point caller?
http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/
Oh, Mr Ishmael’s blog. Naaah. He doesn’t hang on my every utterance. It’s only my stalkers, like you, who hang on my every utterance.
It’s actually quite flattering – to have my own personal stalker – there being no such thing as ‘bad-publicity’ and all that but you might want to reappraise your priorities stalking me all over the interweb. I’m not going to single-handedly bring down the Labour Idiocy (ongoing). So why you would take it personally if I give it the old college try is a bit of a mystery to me. It’s an utter mystery.
Except it’s no mystery at all in the light of the Labour Apologist agenda.
All you do is look like Blair/Brown/Balls high-kicking cheerleader. A kind of Jesuit political apologist. A little bit of dissing the Dear Leader and the Maximum Imbecile (to ‘challenge’ the young novices) followed by full-on hatred of the ‘others’.
Just saying. Wouldn’t want you to look lop-sided. You being all about ‘balance’ and all.
Maybe you’re all over LabourLies posting pro-T*ry points. For Balance. But then nobody will ever know because nobody goes there and you never use the same moniker.
Just saying.
I’m seeing a witty repost with ‘whine’ or ***PRESS*** (unaccredited) in the very near future.
PS. You forgot to change your moniker.
You flatter yourself. Perhaps you should enter politics with such a self inflated ego.
Just pointing others towards your partisan gobshite that somebody of far more erudition than i can elucidate.
Just pointing others towards your partisan gobshite that somebody of far more erudition than i can elucidate.
Eh?
Is this where you have to jumble the words to make a sentence or is it a giant anagram. ‘Cos as it is it’s pure garbage.
Just saying. Stalker.
I’m still in a sweat after struggling with such big words, but even with my limited intellect, i can spot a c’unt when i see one.
Fucking Hell. It’s John Prescott on t’ blog.
***BIG WAVE TO LORD JOHN***
Big wave to the colossal brain of jgm2 that reduces itself to interacting with a subhuman IQ like mine, when he could so easily convince another with his perfectly reasoned argument of why voting C’onservative will solve all our problems.
‘Stalk on, Lord John,
With hope in your heart,
And you’ll neeeverrr stalk alone,
You’ll Neeeeeeveeeeerrr stalk alone’
Many thanks for your attempts to sink to my level, but not being a mong who sings brainless footie anthems, i have to get an early night in order to be up at the crack of dawn to prepare for signing on at the ungodly hour of 11:30 on Monday.
Why not nip over to Mr I, who awaits competition with such a wit as yourself?
Is nell really that much of a c’unt, or just just an anarchist leading us sheep by the nose?
I’ll get me tin foil hat and coat.
Not about anarchy sweetie.
It’s all about learning to think independently.
Labour want to lead you by the nose, pay you pocket money and tell you what to think.
Time to be grown up, bake your own bread , be free, abandon bullyballs and depressed gordon and enjoy life!!
You don’t even have to like the coalition.
Think your own thoughts!!
And vote C’onservative.
You’re a poor thing educationally aren’t you?
A real product of the last 13 years of impoverished labour education.
Try thinking laterally for a while.
Vote tory, coalition, labour , lib dem, independent.
Doesn’t matter as long as you start thinking for yourself and not what labour tell you to think!!
Let your brain free sweetie. Sometimes it will agree with the tories sometimes with libdems , sometimes others.
And there might be a time when labour finds common sense in the future when a sensible brain will say it even agrees with them.
Not under balls and militwit of course but perhaps there will come a day when labour again has a leader like John Smith when reasonable people will again think about voting for labour.
Who knows!
Like they did for Tony in ’97?
And it came to pass that the One from a southern cathedral city went off into the sunset, under a cloud of dust and tiny pebbles, and did one.
White couples are to be allowed to adopt ethnic children.
I’ll have a dozen assorted.
Are you pregnant again Elton ?
Taxes are for little people.
Those who vote, for example.
Remember William Hague in the baseball cap getting down and dirty at the Notting Hill carnival?
How we laughed at his pathetic attempt to portray himself as a viable alternative government.
“Dave’s” flagship Big Society project championed by”Sam-Cam” is closed by Labour Council who blame the Coalition’s cuts for the decision in a flurry of insults between Sayeed Warsi and Camden Council Leader…….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358680/Storm-Sam-Cams-community-centre-axed-Labour.html
Well I never,must lack be money, can’t be political shenanigans,could it ?.
Brown’s friend, Gaddafi, killed 140 of his own yesterday. Proud of yourself Gordon? Yes, you showed real courage there, didn’t you?
Sleep well from the strains of being a constituency MP.
I have never met the bigot GaDuffy
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTTyBKdlqqEnoN7KyA_0sPHFmrlBtowxZBsSTcQX_QlaqsUP0Y
mornin ar moniker
Do one.
If you call that living ….
Hoorah for the blackshirts eh?
Mosley was fucked the minute he put on that silly uniform and started to strut about like Mussolini and Hitler….nobody took him seriously after that apart from a few aristos who mriaculously had never supported fascism after 3 September 1939 much like there were no nazis in Germany after 8 May 1945
“Global and General Nominees, a Nevis-registered firm offers some protection, as plaintiffs are required to deposit $25,000 in court before commencing any action in Nevis.”
The said amount will be deposited on Monday.
See you in Court,Mr Fawkes.
It’s “Ed Balls‘s spokesman”.
Best you pay your rent first.
He could not pay for a pot to piss in.
Blackshirts obviously….. iPhone predictive text issues….,,
Wow the trolls were out yesterday, Hope they gettin paid at least the minwage , wouldnt want labour to break the law……