February 19th, 2011

Balls Denies Debts in Court

Court Papers Ed Balls Bad Debts

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Ed Balls is the master of deficit denial, this week he has denied the deficit was a problem and told us the IMF, OECD and the governor of the Bank of England are all wrong and he is right. Now he is denying his own personal debts in Court.

Court papers obtained by Guido show that he has claims against him amounting to £1,966 over unpaid rent and damage to his Normanton constituency office. He refuses to accept the debt and has offered to pay only a few hundred pounds but the landlord has now had enough of his arguing about the debt and taken him to Court. We all know what Balls is like when it comes to admitting debts.

If only we could have him tried in the same way for running up the national debt…


  1. 1
    Final attempt says:

    what a suprise, Hope HMRC go after the flipping wanker, How do people like Balls get elected?

  2. 2
    AngryEnglishJon says:

    He really is a useless bastard. Imagine him running the treasury. UKplc would be like Zimbabwe. Balls…the white Mugabe.

  3. 3
    Ed Balls says:



  4. 4
    That's nothing says:

    1,966 is nothing to what him and his mrs owe the country.

  5. 5
    77% of the Last Labour Government were English says:

    English Twat

  6. 6
    The last Prime Minister, Chancellor, and Speaker were Scottish says:

    Up yours Hunt.

  7. 7
    Are we paying for this? says:

    The report in the Mail includes this line from Balls’s constituency office:

    ‘The bottom line is that there will be no payment of taxpayers’ money that is not justified.

    Does this mean that Bollocks will use taxpayers’ money to fight the case?


  8. 8
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    I see Chucka Obama is showboating again about Barclays corp tax being too low as they did the legitimate thing and included 2009 losses. Al-Beeba giving him all the oxygen he wants without anyone being put up against him.

    FFS DC sort out the Liebour Shills – Al-Beeba Grauniad etc

  9. 9
    Mass Debater says:

    It just makes the dismal tosser a man of the people in the perception of the cretins who vote Labour

  10. 10
    I hate Ed Balls intensely says:

    Someone give this landlord a medal.

  11. 11
    D Boyd says:

    Zimbabwe? whos for squatting in Buckingham palace? :-)

  12. 12
    PD77 says:

    Guess he ballsed up his line of thinking if he thought he don’t have to pay, I certainly hope he get’s the Liebore party to fund his defence.

  13. 13
    I hate Ed Balls intensely says:

    I know it’s a terrible thing to wish cancer on another person. But Balls is evil. I hope he dies a slow and painful death, preferably and poetically from testicular cancer.

  14. 14
    Final attempt says:

    Serious point,Cant we get the SFO involved to go over the PFI deals to find out if a crime has been commited, the we will know if it was delebrite or in compatence?

  15. 15
    I hate Ed Balls intensely says:

    Chucky Yamumma has got quite possibly the most annoying voice of anyone in British politics today. And it doesn’t help that the smug twat always speaks in such an affected manner too, inflecting every sentence with obnoxious and showboating facial expressions. Fucking useless c unt.

  16. 16
    Sally BigCow says:

    well, I’ve tried him and he’s crap

  17. 17
    Scotland the queer says:

    The other 33% were retarded deep fried mars bar eating drug addled racist bigots.

  18. 18
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Sarah Brown, wife of the ex prime minister Gordon, has spoken of her frustrations that her husband was “misunderstood”.”I met him as a politician. He is immersed in politics and in public service……..

    …….”He’s still working as an MP – he’s still engaged with the international world, making a real difference. Gordon would never walk away.”

    WTF! And still getting paid by the taxpayer!

  19. 19
    I hate Ed Balls intensely says:

    You’ve tried everyone’s haven’t you?

  20. 20
    how original says:

    …and then saw sense. What about you?

  21. 21
    Tom Baldwin says:

    We shall wait and see if judgement is entered against Ed Balls.
    Ed Balls may have a perfectly valid defence and I’m sure if the landlord had such a cast iron case against Ed Balls he would have gone directly for the bankruptcy route and issued a statutory demand.

    Grow up and stop behaving like a deficit deceiver,Guido.

  22. 22
    Sporran Bollocks says:

    Good to see the scotch punching above their weight

  23. 23
    I hate Ed Balls intensely says:

    Go easy on her. She’s only doing her job, fulfilling one of her obligations in the contract she signed in 2000.

  24. 24
    taxdodger says:

    So he’s talking truth again to the banksters.

  25. 25
    Gordon is a man of peace. says:

    Sarah takes her revenge on Sir Gus for putting it about that Gordon has a temper.

    ‘Government is a big thing. Sometimes the wheels turn slowly; at other times they are able to work very deftly. With Gus, it was just … difficult. I’m sure that one day we will be able to sit down and talk.’


  26. 26
    Final attempt says:

    “Gordon would never walk away”

    We know,How many days did he squat in No 10 for after the voters had thier say?

  27. 27
    Dave says:

    I gave a cast iron Guarantee that I would hold a referendum on Europe.

  28. 28
    smoggie says:

    I think it meant taxpayers’ money to clean up the fucking mess they made.

    There’s a first.

  29. 29
    Short Sterling heavy bomber, target Frankfurt says:

    Oh you fucking beauty, Balls, you deranged fuck

    He told the Court ‘these debts are a figment of my right wing landlord imagination’

  30. 30
    ichabod says:

    Yes ,but the quiet and persistent Evan Davies ( apols if i’ve got the name wrong) still managed to point out his sloppy thinking, and Chukie is so unimpressive anyway that it’s unnecessary to set up an opponent. When his gorgeous features can’t be displayed he across as a complete ass; Berger King insists on the light being on at ALL times.

  31. 31
    Akvavitix says:

    Have you seen the amoebas that form the population of the Socialist Republic of Normanton?

  32. 32
    smoggie says:

    Buck House already has squatters.

    In Zimbabwe they tried to solve their crisis by cronyism and printing more money. We’d never do that here.

  33. 33
    Herr Balls in his new Office says:

  34. 34
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Ordinarily, it’s a terrible thing. But it Ed’s case, it’s perfectly understandable.

    Not only would I like him to die of testicular cancer, I’d like his wife to die of it, too. I’d like her vag to mutate into male genitalia and then get cancer. She should get it first, of course, so he gets to watch her die before he gets cancer.

  35. 35
    single issue fanatic with more time than sense says:

    No I’m going to run away crying because Guido won’t let me spam all the posts and tells me off now and then. I’ll never every come back and I’ll bring down this site with my semi-mystical geeky powers. That’ll teach him.

  36. 36
    John Cravens says:

    He would never walk away from the fucking tax payer’s trough you gobshyte heffer

    And you can quote me on that you poofters

  37. 37
    Labour's deficit says:

    We had the worst deficit in the G7 before the banking crisis hit. Fuckwit.

  38. 38

    Normanton. Says it all.

    They are all up to their eyes in debt up there. Believe me, I know.

    They have never known any other way – neither has Balls.

  39. 39
    White Van Man says:

    Hang him!

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    “Over lunch at Chequers a corporate high-flyer tells Piers Morgan he is an FOS. Piers thinks it sounds important and asks what it stands for. ‘Full of Sh**t,’ comes the reply.”


  41. 41
    smoggie says:

    He ran away from an election he might have won. But he lacked Balls.

  42. 42
    Maths Tutor says:


  43. 43
    Doc Trough says:

    I don’t think he walked away either. Slunk, sneaked, skulked if you like. An utter Quim in full, bitter retreat.

  44. 44
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    A face you’d never tire of punching.

  45. 45
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    How does the chancellor of the exchequer start a PFI ? Is he in charge of the NHS now?

    Just curious.

  46. 46
    Mr & Mrs Ball-Scooper says:

    We’re TRIPLE flippers. :)

  47. 47
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Amateur !! I had my expenses shredded.

  48. 48
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    So it’s Cameron’s fault we have a massive deficit and an unprecedented national debt, because of something he said when he was not it power?

    The logic excapes me. I thought Labour was in charge the last 13 years.

  49. 49
    White Van Man says:

    Yes old ex-miners town, still a bit rough and ready even today.

  50. 50
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    You never gave me a shot ??

  51. 51
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Good point Ich, but if they have the Hunt on then they have to make sure that he is made to make himself look a proper Hunt and in the 9 o’clock soundbites make sure that Evan Davies riposte is heard not just Chunta Munta!

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    I am sure a well known poster here would agree.

  53. 53
    John Cravens says:

    Typical scum renter, smash the place up & run away from the arrears

    When this cu’nt gets into No11 we will yearn for the days of financial probity which characterised the Brown years

  54. 54
    "George Osborne and David Cameron the Deficit Deniers" denier says:

    Who was in opposition? The party in power were the ones wrecking our economy, spending 3 times what was raised in taxation, not the ones sneering at them. Prickpiece.

  55. 55
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    But better than B£iar and Brown’s Broken Britain.

  56. 56
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Yeah , but we atill paying for the twat who robbed our pensions!

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    And the left still blame Thatcher for everything.

    Get over it.

  58. 58
    I Squiggle says:

    Chuka doesn’t seem to understand the concept of carried forward losses, and that profit earned outside the UK may be subject to other, local, taxes. This man sits on the Treasury Select committee. Relaxed everyone?

  59. 59
    Ed Bollokov ( Son of Brown, Deficit-Admirer-in Chief ) says:

    Debt is GOOD !!!

  60. 60
    Ed Balls says:

    I will be in Number 10, thank you very much. My Chancellor, Gordon Brown, will be in Number 11.

  61. 61
    Gordon Did not lose the Election says:

    ‘My husband has big shoulders,’ she says. I ask if he was hurt, angry, humiliated, bitter, relieved — anything — when he finally had to accept that he had lost the election.
    She points out that ‘no one won’,

  62. 62
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    I agree.

  63. 63
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Orwell, Face, Stamp, 1984, Davina McCall

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    Cutting taxes takes money out of the economy.

  65. 65
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    A house costing £445,000 would attract stamp duty of £13,350 and by the time you’ve added in surveyor’s and lawyer’s fees you’re probably talking about £460K all in.

    So getting a mortgage of £450,000 sounds financially prudent to me.

    I would expect a man in charge of the nations’s finances to be able to look after his own and not run up debts.

    Balls, on the other hand, not only runs up a debt but refuses to honour it. And people voted for this twat?!

  66. 66
    Ophelia Pross-Tate says:

    I’ll willingly hang him in my gallery.

  67. 67
    Sir Stuart Bells says:

    It would in my opinion be perfectly acceptable to claim this money from the fees office, or those IPSA pricks

  68. 68
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    So what?

  69. 69
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    Not if it’s a zero percent increase.

  70. 70
    BOB CROW says:



  71. 71
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    But they are actually dealing with the defecit as so they should. Labour are still in denial about it as so are you.

    It’s not me who is the idiot, pal.

    If you’re not an idiot then you are a fucking liar.

  72. 72
    Liebour Troll Ops says:

    Mind your blood pressure, troll !!

  73. 73
    Bollock King says:

    Bollocks is now even attacking Mervyn King. Methinks this is not a strategy for a shadow Chancellor


  74. 74
    going forward says:

    Good to hear that someone managed to shaft Brown for a full English.

    “Then there was what might be termed the Battle of the Breakfasts.”

    ‘Gordon used to start work very early, and one morning I got a call from his office saying: “Gordon has been down for an hour now. Have you got his breakfast ready?”

    ‘I said no, I certainly did not. He was at work! If he was up here, fine, he could have breakfast; but when he was at work, he was on his own.

    ‘There was a pause, then I was told: “Oh, don’t worry, we will sort something else out”, and I thought “Too right” — and that was that.’

    There was a sting in the tail, however. When the Browns were packing up to leave Downing Street for the last time, they were presented with a bill for 200 breakfasts. ‘We were charged for every rasher of bacon he’d ever had.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1358511/Could-I-save-Gordon-In-major-newspaper-interview-Sarah-Brown-talks-candour-extraordinary-life-No-10.html#ixzz1EPH6AqfK

  75. 75
    Bully Boy Balls says:

    Your medication isn’t working.

  76. 76
    taxdodger says:

    Anyway back on topic…

    When is Balls due in court? Or will he bottle it and pay up?

  77. 77
    Postal Voter says:

    I agree

  78. 78
    Ex-LibLabCon voter says:

    We should form a new party!

  79. 79
    taxdodger says:

    I just wish the cu­nt would stay on topic and not “on message”.

  80. 80
    woofter says:

    He deserves big government shoved up his shute like you.

  81. 81
    White Van Man says:

  82. 82
    taxdodger says:

    The old one’s are the best. Now where have we heard that one before???

  83. 83
    Bully Boy Balls says:

    Pay what ?? There is no debt: it’s ‘investment’.

  84. 84
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    We should – it would win!

  85. 85
    Tessa Jowell says:

    I do not understand this issue.

  86. 86
    Martin Day says:

    Has judgement been obtained by Ed Ball’s landlord yet ??

    Have you had sight of Ed Ball’s defence to the claim ?

    This thread is pitiful and the landlord issuing the claim has gone about this issue in totally the wrong way.

    I put you on notice Guido that proceedings under the Data Protection Act will be served on you personally. (You have breached the Act, end of.)

  87. 87
    Chuka Banker on the Fire. says:

    If this Chuka wallah is so bright. How come he doesn’t know that last year’s losses can be offset against this year’s profits?

    Or perhaps he does know and he also knows this is what every business does and he is just participating in banker bashing because he imagines it makes him look good to the less well informed Lefties.

  88. 88
    taxdodger says:

    Cue Liebore troll’s frenetic posting of Osborne vids…

  89. 89
    taxdodger says:

    It would be cheaper if Balls just paid his bills.

  90. 90
    possession is 9/10ths of the law says:

    Who’s the daddy in No. 10?

  91. 91
    taxdodger says:

    Do you think Crawley will beat man U this afternoon?

    (Since we’re totally off topic, I’d like to talk about something in the present day)

  92. 92
    taxdodger says:

    Mubarak has more chance of getting into No. 11 than this twat.

  93. 93
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Pure pond life…

  94. 94
    taxdodger says:

    I see tat’s whipping himself up into a frenzy again.

  95. 95
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Are the IDS welfare reforms encompassing the current squatters and benefits recipients at Buck House and does that mean they will have to get real jobs to qualify for state pensions?

  96. 96
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Notice how the lefty drtoids move the thread away from the real problem? The Constituency Surgery office is a justifiable expense, So I ask myself, “Has Balls claimed for the rent on his office. and why hasn’t he paid up?”

  97. 97
    Larry says:

    I am the daddy in number 10.

    I AM the TOP CAT!

  98. 98
    tatmong says:

    I’m tat! I’m a mong! whine whine whine whine! Wheeee!

  99. 99
    The Big Societeeeey says:

    People voted for the twat Call Me Dave too.

    The country has gone to the dogs.

  100. 100
    The last quango in paris says:

    What damage? Nokias to the Walls?

  101. 101
  102. 102
    coconut brown says:

    I thought the taste of paradise was a deep fried Bounty.

  103. 103
    Public Interest says:

    And preferably not with our money.

  104. 104
    Dave says:

    It’s my gift to Nick and Vince for taking all the flak on Tuition Fees.

    AV is just tinkering around, it won’t alter the outcome of an election.

  105. 105
    pete-s says:

    On Question Time this thursday, his wife said when asked what was the deficit under Labour. Said she did not know. Strange considering she was secretary to the Treasury 2008-2009. Seems the Balls family are VERY coy to talk about the deficit at any time. Maybe there is a BIG problem in explaining it away and they wish to avoid it.

  106. 106
    taxdodger says:

    Unlike me royalty pays tax

  107. 107
    The Big Societeeeey says:

    Do you vote Conservative now by any chance? It sounds likely.

  108. 108

    Ask Penny Red. She knows how to diddle the workers.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    They’ve never got over the fact that Gideon got to be Chancellor despite their bitch fest, bless ‘em.

  110. 110
    smoggie says:

    Mackerel Boy hooked again.

    You are so fucking easy to smoke out. LOL

  111. 111
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    That and the faeces smeared all over them.

  112. 112
    The Big Societeeeey says:

    Isn’t it time you overdosed on yours?

  113. 113
    taxdodger says:

    First bit of sense I’ve read all day, Bill.

  114. 114
    Four and a half minutes says:

  115. 115
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Hmm. Perhaps she should be waterboarded for a day or two. Maybe it’ll refresh her memory.

  116. 116
    The Big Societeeeey says:

    Oh Christ I am going to be sick. The guy is a fucking idiot.

  117. 117

    Why should she know? Its not as if it was her debt.
    She’d know if she only had a few hundred thou’ left in the current account, but why bother about some debt belonging to someone else?

  118. 118
    Andrew says:

    He will be the next chancellor and will do better than George Osborne any day .We would be bankrupted if he had took us out of the bank crisis .Now ill admit Brown made a mistake with the Gold and 10p tax.He should have regulated the banks better BUT KEPT US OUT THE EURO
    Andrew Edinburgh

  119. 119
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    So Balls was just emphasing with his constituents?

  120. 120
    TheCaptain says:

    The landlord is wanting the debt repaid dangerously quickly and is motivated by purely political reasons. Why shouldn’t he be able to reduce his deficit by half over a four year period?

  121. 121

    Is there a right wing of the Tory party? Isn’t that UKIP?

    In Labour they have a left wing and a wrong wing.

  122. 122
    Jon Snot. says:

    Martin …. please let us know how you get on. Thanks.

  123. 123
    CEO Blues says:

    Can somebody help me by advising on how I should invest my hard earned cash please?


  124. 124
    Ampers says:

    More mess than you realise.

    In my generation, our parents would say that Ed Balls has dirty habits.

    Was never quite sure what that meant as a child, but I imagined it meant that the person’s wife often had trouble sitting down?

    Yvette, can you confirm or deny this please?

  125. 125
    ex Con(ned) voter says:

    Fuck off you lily livered Europhile fuckwit.

    Go on, do one you utter c u n t.

  126. 126

    Don’t confuse him. He’s a lawyer. He can ignore inconvenient facts.
    Like the attorney general and WMD. its just trivial detail.

  127. 127
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    That would be criminal!!

  128. 128
    the taste of tat says:

    The taste of paradise is giving a tramp a good rimming.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    ..said the brainless leftie troll

  130. 130
    Call me Dave says:

    It’s the big society money-go-round for us, were all in it together.

  131. 131
    woman posting as a man watch says:

    Has anyone ever seen your pussy?

  132. 132
    a doctor writes says:

    You should be in the mental wing.

  133. 133
    a doctor writes says:

    Piss off tat.

  134. 134
    Final attempt says:

    Ed Balls repesents everything that is bad with politics.

  135. 135
    Bollock Ed says:

    That is a really important point. Paying down our debts this quickly could cause a double dip recession in Labour party finances.

  136. 136
    Dopey Dave says:

    I give you a cast-iron guarantee that I will work to stop the blatant pro-liberal bias of the bbc.

  137. 137
    Grumpy Old Man says:


  138. 138
    anonymouse in the IPSA skirting boards says:

    Somebody better watch his expenses claims to see if he tries to get us to stump up for the fact that he could not keep his office staff from trashing the place.

  139. 139
    The BBC says:

    Why hasn’t the audience been properly screened ???

  140. 140
  141. 141
    Mrs Shagnasty says:

    Hang him.

  142. 142
    Ed Balls says:

    I suddenly need to claim £983 on a new laptop computer.

    And so does my wife.

  143. 143
    khoustello says:

    Havent we got rid of the death penalty?

  144. 144
    Tom Tomos says:

    Nice to see the £ sign being used as an L for once. Don’t you just hate it when people use it as an E, just because it looks a bit like one?

  145. 145
    Eeu to me says:

    I,will take the referendum to court and get a tame judge to cancel our promises,then I will slip into Europe like a thief the following day,sign us in to slavery and get my picture taken on my own and slither away Gordan Brown writer of books on courage,you just couldn’t make it up..

  146. 146
    Dick the Prick says:

    Does Draper still do quackery? I’ve found myself thinking Yvette has a lovely pretty smile and think I should seek ‘professional’ assistance. Thin end of the wedge and all that. Will wander off and see how Sarah could have helped Gordon more – arsenic would be my initial opinion.

  147. 147
    Tom Tomos says:

    He, he!

  148. 148
    a doctor writes says:

    You have an extremely over inflated sense of self importance taxmong.

  149. 149
    Tom Tomos says:

    Perhaps he should sit on Billy Bowden’s £19 Argos chair instead.

  150. 150
    Engineer says:

    Fair enough. I have to pay for my own breakfast, so why should I pay for his as well? Not as if he couldn’t afford it.

    Well done to the Number 10 Staff – you played a blinder with that one.

  151. 151
    Tom Tomos says:

    Now why on Earth would you think that the SFO are capable of crime detection?

  152. 152
    Daves same old sphincter says:

    Ooh Matron!

  153. 153
    Is she an idiot or a liar says:

    Tessa Jowell, the woman who was a government Minister and was in fact charged with the responsibility of organising the London Olympics yet who claimed she didn’t understand what she was signing when she put her name on a mortgage form!!!

  154. 154
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    When is someone going to nail this fat useless fuck once and for all?

    Balls = fat corrupt fuck

  155. 155
    Lou Scannon says:

    Gordon’s been to visit then ?

  156. 156
    A Tory says:

    No they won’t Bob. We’ll eat them. Freshly-born baby. Yum yum.

  157. 157
    cchq command - twinned with the BBC says:

    Very good ‘Bob’! Keep it up!

  158. 158
    khoustello says:

    The bankers only gave in to peoples greed
    although they are just as culpable.The labour party and Blair told us Britain was
    booming but forgot to tell us it was all on credit.I remember Blair and company slagging off the French and German unemoloyment rates only five years ago.

  159. 159
    Sarah Ferguson says:

    I wouldn’t go to the wedding even if they invited me………….

  160. 160
    streamfisher says:

    Trash the place and then run away owing lots of money, hmmm! where have I heard that one before.

  161. 161
    Brokeback Dave says:

    At least it takes the much deserved heat off me for a while.


  162. 162
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    What’s the problem is is English and he is a twat, stop being so chippy Englanders

    Oh by the way Darling was English as well, do your homework dickhead and as far as the speaker goes you now have that English tit Bercow and his attention seeking idiot of an English wife so that’s alright then.

  164. 164
    Peter Grimes says:

    And we’ve just had Bollox’ spawn Chucker Humungous on the telly lying again that the deficit is all the fault of the wicked bankers!

    And the sheeple will believe this loon-eyed liar!

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    Scots have always punched above their weight ever since we kicked the Numerically superior English Army led by their mincing King out at Bannockburn. The English are pussies.

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Chucks another English twat.

  167. 167
    Mervyn King says:

    Ed Who? Oh, that twat. Boy, were we glad to see the back of him.

  168. 168
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Shouldn’t we wait for the court to decide whether he owes the money or not?

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly, there are strong grounds to suspect the Yvette was lying her fucking head off when she said she didn’t know.She didn’t want to say more like, she’s learned that little trick from her pal Harman who has also used this strategy in the past.

  170. 170
    Engineer says:

    He seems to be doing a pretty fair job of nailing himself at the moment. Never interrupt your enemy whilst he is making a mistake.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Smokescreen alert !!!

  172. 172
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    I don’t live on your planet lalalaland if that’s what you mean.

    Name one PFI project approved by the current chancellor please.


  173. 173
    streamfisher says:

    Is that a still from the re-make of the Whicker Man?.

  174. 174
    sad spinster posting as a man watch says:

    Obviously no man has ever seen your crusty pussy

  175. 175
    Engineer says:

    You can be be pretty damn sure that if the landlord is willing to put himself through the hassle of legal proceedings, it’s because he’s tried and exhausted every other available avenue to get his money.

  176. 176
    Caledonian invasion says:

    Make that the last TWO pm’s were Scottish

  177. 177
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    Those IPSA suckers, yeah!

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you for encapsulating my feelings about chucky in a manner far more eloquently than I could.

  179. 179
    S.B.S. says:

    Once saw a Tee-Shirt,
    “A tree”
    “A politician”
    “A rope”
    “A result”
    My Tee-Shirt will read,
    “Balls, a rope, a tree= A result”

  180. 180
    Final attempt says:

    Things can only get better.

  181. 181
    nell says:

    bullyballs and debt denial fit together like madashattergordon and cowardice, straw and lies or militwit and petulance.

  182. 182
    Larry says:

    Mubarak is already in place next door.

  183. 183
    Dave says:- My Grandfather was a Banker, my Father was a Banker and I'm a Wanker says:

    Let the poor and middle class suffer to bring us to our rightful place in society!

  184. 184
    Yawn says:

    I know it’s so difficult finally ridding yourselves of those shackles of…. 700 years ago

  185. 185
    streamfisher says:

    Does it go snap, crackle then Pop!

  186. 186
    look at me!!!! says:


    What a pretentious arse hole!

  187. 187
    nell says:

    And what’s the betting that if the court rules in the landlord’s favour that the poor chap will still have to get another court order and use bailiff’s to get his money?

    balls is the epitomy of a dishonest, venal politician.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    It sure has gone to the dogs! I am still waiting for Billy B to appear with his “hang him” message.

  189. 189
    Yuka says:

    Erm feel obliged to represent the laydeez, here
    Chuka makes me wanna… well… Chuka

  190. 190
    Chicke Chukka Tandoori says:

    It was the bankers who were responsible for Brown’s 10 years of profligacy. They also forced him to sell off the nation’s gold reserves at giveaway prices. The people have a right to know this!

  191. 191
    Mervyn King says:

    “this country needs a fiscal consolidation starting from its largest peace-time deficit ever.”

    So fuck off Ed the Governor knows best.


  192. 192
    Mr Slater says:

    NONE of them were Parrots.

  193. 193
    wanker banker says:

    For our bank accounts to be sure, to be sure!

  194. 194
    David Cameron says:

    What an illuminating and probing comment.

    Thanks for sharing.

  195. 195
    nell says:

    Well 13 years of labour have proved they aren’t going to do it for you.

    Unless of course you’re one of their newly created benefit troughers , then no doubt you think they’ve given you the promised land of idleness and money in hand.

  196. 196
    Final attempt says:

    Nah , Balls will just call damian and ask him to smear the landlord,Look out for a anon letter in the mirror.

  197. 197
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    The landlord indeed should have gone about it another way. I’d have sent a few goons around to break his legs.

  198. 198
    Rastamouse says:


    Enjoy the EU dominated muzzie majority hell hole you you seem to be so happy with nurturing.

    Screw you.

  199. 199
    Labour councillors rape children says:

    So simple!

  200. 200
    The big D says:

    Seeing as Labour never revealed their spending ( cutting) plans before they did not win the election how can any Labour supporter condem the Tory plans which spent (cut) the same amount? Pot and kettle a non white colour?

  201. 201
    Hate Them Both says:

    Since I feel the same way about Prescott – can they make a cheesy film together like “The Bucket List’ or ‘Another film where the irritating protagonists die and nobody cares’

  202. 202
    NotaffanofUmooner says:

    Makes me want to chukka uppa every time he opens his gob

  203. 203
    Have you seen her? says:

    Pretty sure she’s already got male parts

  204. 204
    Billy 'backstairs' Hague says:

    Yes please! Now you’re talking.

  205. 205
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    He’s a better man than Brown.

    And he’s not a poof.

  206. 206
    Scarlett O'Hara says:

    Was she always as ugly?

  207. 207
    telly tax payer says:

    We’ve been royally screwed.

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it funny that the English love dishing it out on here but when they get it back they don’t like it and cry foul ! Wankers.

  209. 209
    Who can forget this classic. says:

  210. 210
    Anon says:

    63. And you know all this because, unlike b£air Cameron didn’t shred his expenses

  211. 211
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Thank you also for your scintillating riposte.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    The arrogance of the UK Uncut mob is astounding – saying that Barclays branches should be converted into libraries, and ‘lawfully and peaceably’ trespassing on private property by having a sit-in.

  213. 213
    I did not have sex with E Vet says:

    Liar, Liar
    Pants on fire.
    K’unt Ed Balls
    Is a deficit denier.

  214. 214
    Oily stench of Jack Straw says:

    Numbers are not my strong point either.

  215. 215
    Am I the only one who thinks he's clever says:

    Thank you also for your scintillating riposte.

  216. 216
    Anon says:

    No. The country went to the dog 13yrs ago

  217. 217
    annnnonyperson says:

    It’s likely Mr Sampson doesn’t matter to Ed Balls. Mr Sampson is a small businessman, so one of the “Little People” that Ed “Leona Helmsley” Balls doesn’t give a damn about.

    It reflects very badly on Ed Miliband. The first shadow chancellor he picks is a nice enough chap but not up to the job at all.

    And the second one he chose is an arrogant pill who cannot be arsed to pay his own way in life, leaving massive debts (massive to a small business, mind!) behind him. Actually, that’s pretty much how Labour ran the economy, isn’t it?

    PS I wonder how many more debts Mr Balls has ignored?

  218. 218
    Sir Cyril Smith MP (RIP) says:

    out the way snake hips Pickles

  219. 219
    I'm Mr Smugggggggggggggg says:

    Chuk-as a sick bag.

    He’s not that modest, yet has much to be modest about.

  220. 220
    Dave says:- My Grandfather was a Banker, my Father was a Banker and I'm a Wanker says:

    Nell you are obviously the sort of person that would even vote for Gordon Brown if he wore a blue rosette. Maggie Thatcher really understood British society and did her best for the population of this country; even standing up to the E.U! Your darling Dave and his insipid followers come from a different planet and have very little understanding apart from the privileged society they were spawned from!

  221. 221
    nell says:

    turnips, of course, are a down to earth, versatile, honest vegetable with a wide range of uses.

    Not that I’d expect you to know that. labourites don’t do rural do they?

    They think all food comes out of a freezer, prepacked just like all their lies.

  222. 222
    Ed Balls says:

    So what?

  223. 223
    Poor Lean says:

    200 rashers?
    That’s nearly enough for a Prezza starter.

  224. 224
    BillyBob.....beware, the jungle drums!! says:

    Balls, balls and more balls…

  225. 225
    I Squiggle says:

    As an afterthought, the extension to Chuka’s argument is that you should tax losses. Even Brown and Balls didn’t think of that..

  226. 226
    Magic roundabout says:

    A revolution on a roundabout seems quite apt.

  227. 227
    annnnonyperson says:

    Well said, Nell!

  228. 228
    Engineer says:

    It would appear that Balls’ power-grab within the Labour ranks has extended to Troll Control. He’s got them all out in force on this thread.

    It’s almost sad, isn’t it? We windowlickers can wander off any time we like for a cup of tea, read of the paper, bite of lunch or to do a bit in the workshop, but the poor trolls are chained to their computers, fearing the lash of Balls’ tongue if they so much as look up from posting bile and Osborne vids from Youtube. It’s a hard life, trolls, but you chose it….

  229. 229
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    Give him more rope!

  230. 230
    Mr Pedant says:


  231. 231
    nell says:

    Afraid not.

    Nobody in their right mind would vote for gordon under any political ticket!!!!

    This invisible MP, being paid taxpayers money to sit at home and brood whilst he’s pretending to be an ‘international statesman’, was the very very worst chancellor and pm of all times.

    He brought ridicule and financial destruction upon us as a nation . In my view they should lock him up in his kirkcaldy house and throw away the key.

  232. 232
    Izzy says:

    Yep and Tory Councillors ride motor bikes and probably do all sorts of nasty things, too many to mention! TIT for TAT, He’d like that!!

  233. 233
    O Cromwell says:

    True, but we’ve been keeping you workshy trannies ever since.

  234. 234
    Andy Murrrrray says:

    New balls in court.

  235. 235
    Eduardo Cajones says:

    Bullshit. In Labour heartlands. PMSL!!

    Links please……..

  236. 236
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Good thinking. I’d also break his wrists, so he couldn’t use crutches or a wheel chair.

  237. 237
    See? Political humour can be funny says:

    Thats quite good.

    Note the balance being struck in the political humour.

    Yoohoo, BBC, did you hear me?

  238. 238
    QWERTY says:

    Ed Balls, jump off a bridge you fat c u n t .

  239. 239
    Tommy testicles says:

    Thick as a brick!

  240. 240
    Where's ye skirt? says:

    I went to Scotland for a holiday but it was closed.

  241. 241
    Phil MacRevice says:

    Aye ever since Culloden

  242. 242
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

  243. 243
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    How many scottish eduacated english mongs of parliament were there,it matters.

  244. 244
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    And the Chancellor’s involvement in this story is what, precisely?

  245. 245
    Balls gets a lesson on how to pay off debt says:

  246. 246
    Dave says:- My Grandfather was a Banker, my Father was a Banker and I'm a Wanker says: says:

    You been on the weed boy?

  247. 247
    nell says:

    ‘very little understanding apart from the privileged society they were spawned from’

    let’s see. who has as much money and privelege as dave.

    the kinnochios, the wedgie-benn family, hattyharpic with her titled connections, balls with his private school upbringing, bliar with his seven or is it eight mansions, the militwits aren’t doing badly with their £multimillion london property portfolio ring-fenced against imnheritance tax……………

  248. 248
    Joss Taskin says:

    Who was holding the autocue for that woman ??

  249. 249
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    We as a nation got into a mess spending non existent money on non existent jobs and now we are to tax non existent profits as well,just as well I refrained from running for parliament I clearly havnt this chuks intellect

  250. 250
    Aw shucks, Labour do care about us after all says:

    So the middle class are back in Labour’s fold then?
    And I thought we were just the hardworking cash serfs

  251. 251
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Thith woman’th teaching Ballth? Holy Thit, I thould thack him and hire her!

  252. 252
    Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

    At least she pays her bills.

  253. 253
    Hague the Vague says:

    I am the people’s princess in drag.

  254. 254
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    Yep three different sets twice a week

  255. 255
    Lard Prescott of Pies says:

    Everyone’s middle class now.

  256. 256
    BaBoom-tish! says:

    No, he does it from Guildford.

  257. 257
    Tea with the Taliban says:

    Come off it Mr Wuv. You adore Gordy

  258. 258
    Live within you means. says:

    Jean “Because we do have to live within our means”

    And Balls does not disagree. So what has changed in Balls’s mindset since?

  259. 259
    nell says:

    well everyone except prezza and a few other labour greaseballs that have never managed to drag themselves out of the gutter despite their massive troughing off the taxpayer.

  260. 260
    Rob Roy stole my sheep says:

    Perhaps it was something to do with the Highland Clearances as in people NOT sales ?

  261. 261
    nell says:

    ‘brown lost, get over it’ ?

    the day madashatter gordon gives up the £65k mp’s salary he’s being paid whilst not doing the job, the £84k ex pm’s perk he’s being paid to run a private office with staff, the £100k he’s being paid for round the clock security and the huge undeserved pension fund he’s built up, and withdraws into private life with his odious wife, never to be seen again, I’ll happily stop talking about him.

  262. 262
    Final attempt says:

    The trolls arent as good as they used to be….

  263. 263
    Fucking Hell Don't Try And Rewrite History That I Remember Well says:

    He only kept us out of the Euro because the polls kept showing the public was massively against it even in tribal Labour heartlands and it would of probably cost them the election if they had pegged us on the Euro.

    At the time Labour and the left wing media and trolls and astroturfers where calling us all stupid, little englanders, pig headed, thick, short sighted etc. etc. every name under the sun for not wanting the Euro and using every fallacy and dirty trick in the book to guilt trip us about it and emotionally blackmail us all to try and strong arm to change our minds.

    The only reason ‘we were kept out of the Euro’ was because of Browns cowardice and Labour was genuinely scared of the public reaction for once in a rare ocassion.

  264. 264
    Final attempt says:

    It does make you think how stupid any politicon would be to argue over less than 2k , Lets face it even if Balls is right not to pay how on earth can he/labour party spin this?

    It will be attacked as anti buisness and some who has the same talants as his master

  265. 265
    Can spot a left wing cnut miles away says:

    George Osborne and David Cameron the Deficit Deniers says:

    Your moniker shows you to be probably the biggest left wing twat on this board.
    I shall therefore will waste no futher pixels key strokes on you

  266. 266
    Lets blame Thatcher & Regan says:

    Thatcher is on her death bed get over it.

  267. 267
    Billy Goat Gruff says:

    I wouldn’t undersestimate the power of the net and trolls……the Labour spin machine stopped working under Brown but it never went away….”Dave” is starting to suffer hits on his policy and strategy for dealing with the deficit……take a straw poll…the Labour spin is gaining traction…the majority of the electorate think that the Coalition is responsible for the cuts in local services NOT councils and certainly not Labour…Daves’ policy on forests failed spectacularly and his Big Society Idea is holed beneath the water line….why do you think there is panic within the Tory party ?? If he loses the AV referendum coming on top of the expected losses in local elections you’ll really start to see the shit flying within the party and coalition

  268. 268
    Yvette Cooperers says:

    It was the right thing to do

  269. 269
    micky says:

    I see Tat’s all over the place this afternoon. His handlers must have him on double rations.

  270. 270
    The Book Of Raptor Jesus says:

    The quality went down hill fast when Labour realised they had no money left a few months before the election and had to cut the last generation loose.

  271. 271
    micky says:

    Yup, a few more Youtoob vids is all it takes.

  272. 272

    Balls doesn’t do sympathy.

  273. 273
    It's the BBC innit says:

    What a pile of shit! Labour spin gains traction the same fucking way it always has, through the Fucking BBC and assorted friendly media outlets. Nothing do do with non-msm internet media.

  274. 274
    micky says:

    It’s a start mate. I bet the Tory judges is just dying to get him in the dock.

    “Where’s me black cap???” LOLZ

  275. 275
    micky says:

    It was the Jock Landowners wot cleared the Highlands, not the English BTW. They preferred their sheep to the Great Unwashed.

  276. 276
    Engineer says:

    Actually, that’s not the general impression I’m getting. Nobody much likes cuts (especially Gaurdianistas and council non-jobbers) but the tone from the BBC this week has been a bit less rabid about deficit reduction, with seemingly more interviewers prepared to press the lefty interviewees about the need for spending reductions. I dare say it’s just an aberration, and we’ll be back to normal shortly.

    As for government U-turns, they’ve agreed to think again on some minor points, but they haven’t wavered so far on the real business of controlling the deficit. (A more definite growth strategy would be welcome, though.) They didn’t back down on tuition fees, and rightly. The NUS has now accepted that the proposals are progressive, according to Vince Cable on QT.

    If there’s real panic in the Tory party, why do we hear so little about it? Sure, the right of the party rumbles and grumbles, but then it always does. Some back-benchers are not happy about the government’s approach to the EU (and I don’t blame them), but there are no mutinies or acrimonious meetings being reported.

  277. 277
    lols says:

    I’m sure the feeling is mutual after that!

  278. 278
    micky says:

    So he couldn’t fill out his expenses forms…. would save the nation a few bob as well.

  279. 279
    Larry The Cat says:

    I heard the staff at No10 say the previous prime minister’s wife loves pussy.

  280. 280
    Eeu to me says:

    Agree ,Dave’s PR has been a total bag of zero’s since he cheered Bliar off on his worldwind tour of the country,he robbed and screwed ,the amount of times he could of kicked the excrement out of Brown and didn’t,he should have won May 6th last year but he screwed that up,this “Big Society” is the latest cock up and the worst of all is to let Spelman who should have gone long ago try to sell off the tree’s,the Liebour PR is totally in charge and Davy is still using “play up and play the game” as his motto,when he should be kicking the life out of Liebour,Local voting and this crap AV will be the end of him

  281. 281
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    For all my flaws, I at least am not a violent misogynist. Gordon Brown loved shoving secretaries out of their chairs.

  282. 282
    micky says:

    Ow Guido, since you’re goin down under the breach of the Data Protraction Act anyway, could we please have Martin Day’s IP Address. I wanna do a detailed trace??

  283. 283
    Ed Testicles says:

    This is a tewwible lie. I do not owe this landlowd any money. How many times must I wemind you I am a man of twue pwobity and integwity?

  284. 284
    The name is Cock, Handycock. says:

    I will lend you the money Ed, so long as you pay me back with 7% interest. I can easily afford it; after all, I am the biggest Trougher in Parliament. Innit?

  285. 285
    Sequel to True Grit says:

    A biopic of Gordon Brown. TRUE SHIT

  286. 286
    Tax Payer Joe Public says:

    What will happen to Ed “Deficit Denier” Balls after he loses the case, how will that effect his position as a over paid tos*er leeching off of the Tax Payers, will he then be disqualified from being an MP, that could’nt have happen to such a nicer scum bag………

  287. 287
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    I hope I managed to hide my smug satisfaction in that film ???????

  288. 288
    Gormless Brown says:


  289. 289
    Katya says:

    The codename I use for you in communications with my bosses in Moscow was Tiny Cockski. You have very tiny cockski, Mr Hancockski. You thought I actually fancied you. You are ugly man! Very ugly! You are, how you say in your country, dirty old man. Very shit in bedski. Word of advice, Mr Hancockski. If pretty girl like you, there is ulterior motiveski. Dossvedanya, Tiny Cock!

  290. 290
    Slimey Mandy says:

    Yes I know that tobe very true & is a clause in the contract with Gordon, however does not effect me we all know what I like…….now where is my Brazilian hole

  291. 291
    Nurse says:

    Please don’t call Mr Brown retarded. We prefer to use the term Emotionally Challenged.

  292. 292
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Haven’t the rich suffered enough ???

  293. 293
    McBride says:

    Can’t beat a bit of bully.

  294. 294
    Ed Balls Spokesman says:

    Ed Balls doesm’t give a damn.

    After all he is a member of “The Peoples United Community”….TPUC

    and not many people know that.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    eduacated ???? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!

  296. 296
    The last Prime Minister, Chancellor, and Speaker were Scottish says:

    Anonymous you’re a moron. He was born in London to SCOTTISH parents before his family moved BACK to Scotland when he was a toddler.

  297. 297
    Revolting Arabs says:

    See. If Blair had only waited a while then there would have been no need to invade Iraq, hang Saddam and set up a democracy.

  298. 298
    Anonymous says:

    Culloden was The British Army which incidently contained many Scots against the Jacobite Catholic Army. Nothing to do with Scotland V England. More English Ignorance on Display.

  299. 299
    Dave says:

    “Ed Balls is not just misguided; I think he showed a complete lack of judgment in attacking the governor of the Bank of England in the way that he did,”
    “Quite, quite wrong. But not untypical.”


  300. 300
    Anonymous says:

    Prescott another English Twat or is he Welsh, either way English/Welsh Twat.

  301. 301
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Ed Balls is a Blinky Eyed English Idiot !

  302. 302
    Handycock says:

    Give me another chance Princess, I love you.

  303. 303
    Final attempt says:

    whoose book will sell more, Gordons or Sarahs?

  304. 304
    Princess says:

    Piss off you dirty Pervert.

  305. 305
    Beards R Us says:

    I see Magda is bringing out her Biography will it be called “Canterbury Tales”

  306. 306
    Make Peace, Not war says:

    Labour seem to be doing their best to make enemies of anyone who is not in the Labour party.

    The Governor of the Bank of England, Sir Gus O’Donnel, The Lib Dems, The middle classes, The rich, The banking Industry and that’s just today.

    Blair must be wringing his hands in despair as all that he achieved is being destroyed.

  307. 307
    Iloathlefties says:

    No one, not even a 3 eyed beast from a sink estates in Liebours heartlands would believe a word he says. He a Evet are just lying loathing twats!!

  308. 308
    The Right Stuff. says:

    At least Dave is doing the right thing with the deficit. Putting country first is something that is alien to a Labour government.

    So Fuck off Lefty, The Governor knows best.

  309. 309
    Blinky Testicules says:

    My philosophy is simple

    It learnt it as school

    It is always someone else’s fault

    It works wonders…with children…

  310. 310
    Cracked Yarn says:

    But as it is being srealised by the Mail next week and can be read online, who would part with real money for a hard copy of Sarah’s book?

    Other than the BBC, local Libraries, Universities and nutroots?

  311. 311
    nell says:

    gordon’s book sold did it?

    I thought amazon knocked it into the bargain basement on day 2 of it’s release.

    The only person I heard of that got a copy was omaha. gordon personally delivered it to the gate of the white house hoping for an interview to ask omaha for his support for that international job he’s desperately trolling for.

    Unfortunately he never got to the front door.

  312. 312
    Lord GaGa says:

    because the arrogant little shit believes the crap his spin produces..weak at the despatch box..weak in defence….nutless

  313. 313
    Times Literary Supplement says:


    It’s called “the Kitchen Sink”

    Or “a Beard’s view of he World”

    It will be simply fascinating

    Worth a Nobel Prize I would have thought

  314. 314
    A retard says:

    Yes. But at least I’m not tat.

  315. 315
    It's ALL Rubbish says:

    Sarah is asking for comments on her Daily Mail interview.


  316. 316
    Iloathlefties says:

    So how many Labour MP’s have been convicted for troughing and how many Tories?

  317. 317
    Iloathlefties says:

    …………..and she lets him shag her…………or does she??

  318. 318
    nell says:

    I think you go a bit far in calling it a biography, that suggests it will be about the truth.

    Any woman who can state to the media with a straight face, as sarah did yesterday, that gordon is’ busy making a difference with his international work’, does not have a very grasp of reality or truth.

  319. 319
    Lord GaGa says:

    agree entirely engineer…the cuts were always bound to cause grief and whilst councils ignore ‘cuts behind the front line services’ dictum the socialists are loving the deflection away from the causes of the problem…13 years of labour governance.

  320. 320
    Wacko Gordo says:

    This week I will hit some women with my Nokia and tell Ms Macauley she won’t get a payrise till she does more interviews talking about me and my work.

  321. 321
    Final attempt says:

    But both Gordon and sarah are out courting publicity for thier books , So fair game.

  322. 322
    Dick the Prick says:

    Not any more

  323. 323
    Tea with the Taliban says:

    Who said it was England v scotchland ?

  324. 324
    £ik£ this? says:

    H£££s Be££s, y£s.

  325. 325
    nell says:

    madasahatterbrown may have lost the election but he’s now drawing more taxpayer’s money for doing nothing than he drew when he was pm.

    Until this troughing couple withdraw from public life and surrender up their taxpayer funded worthless luxury lifestyle, the electorate should not take their eye off them.

  326. 326
    Sarah Ferguson says:


  327. 327
    micky says:

    Where’s the link tat??? LOL

  328. 328
    Tom Tomos says:

    Holier than thou.

  329. 329
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:


  330. 330
    White Van Man says:

    If it comes to it how would you rank ‘em?

  331. 331
    Liebour Troll says:

    Have you seen me?

  332. 332
    I know these things says:

    Did she open her mouth and utter sounds?
    Pretty much likely to be lying then.

  333. 333
    micky says:


  334. 334
    Camilla says:

    Now, run orf and play on the railway lines you oik.

  335. 335
    micky says:

    It’s funny innit. The only place the Arabs are happy seems to be in Palestine.

  336. 336
    Rat's arse says:

    They get elected by brain dead Labourites ‘Final attempt’. It worries me that so many people in this country are now so stupid that they’d vote for a pig if it had a red rosette on it. Truly pitiful.

  337. 337

    We all bring home the bacon, only for him to fuck off with it. Nice work, if you can get it.

  338. 338
    Final attempt says:

    in a prison as well….

  339. 339
    Adrian Swall says:

    We pussies got our revenge a couple of hundred years later at Flodden when we really stuffed you and your King

  340. 340
  341. 341
    nell says:


    ‘everyone says’??

    oh dear that sounds identicial to bullyballs take on the economy does’n’t it??

    He says ‘everyone thinks that the coalition’s deficit reduction is wrong’ – except the truth is, it’s only he and militwit who think that.

    Anyone who tries to win an argument by saying that ‘everyone agrees with them’ generally have an ego problem and don’t actually relate to real people or hear what real people are saying.

    Very labour.

  342. 342
    Times Literary Supplement says:

    What do Tony Blair and Moammar Ghadafi have in common ?

  343. 343
    nell says:

    4 labour mp’s charged with fraud and two jailed to date, 2 to follow and possibly two more in the pipleline. Pity uddin’s not amongst them but there you go.

    One tory lord charged and jailed and no more tories to follow.

    Suggests doesn’t it, with prosecutions running at 4 to 1, that labour were the bigger troughers?

  344. 344

    As a Welshman, may I just say 24-6, you Jock fanny.

    Also, we’ve been subsidising you and wiping your arses ever since the Darien adventure led most of you to lose your shirts, so say thankyou to the nice English taxpayers.

  345. 345
    Jack says:

    Not only did Blair/Brown/Mendelson wreck the country’s finances for a generation with their Ponzi scheme

    But they are now making fortnues out of it

    And their contacts with Dactaros with bllod of their hands

    Is there no end to this ?

    Blair is a Pariah…

  346. 346
    Well! says:


  347. 347
    Reuters correspondent says:


    Tony Blair the friend and accomplice of the murderer Gaddafi

  348. 348
    MI5 says:

    Only 84 killed so far Tony in Libya..

    Much less than what you did in Iraq with Cambell’s lying, phoney and dodgy dossier

    Are you proud you Ponzi artist ?

  349. 349
    Alex says:

    Is that the best this Deficit Deniers twat can offer – a link to an article from four years ago?

    Seriously, you’re just embarrassing yourself.

  350. 350
    Alex says:

    He pledged to in 2007 – that was a long time ago. What part of this don’t you get. Cameron is a tosser, but harping on about promises made four years ago really is scraping the barrel.

  351. 351
    Alex says:

    To be honest, I thought he kept us out of it purely in the interests of sticking two fingers up at Blair.

    He made the right decision, but for purely personal vanity reasons, not the good of the country – that was just a bit of serendipity.

  352. 352
    Commissioner of the Met says:

    You are right

    This ia a huge story

    The complicity of so many well known people with Gaddafi

    Is there no ONE good journalist out there who can nail these people ?

    Even at the Guardian ?!

  353. 353
    nell says:

    As middle east envoy for the western world, shouldn’t he be out there in the thick of it trying to mediate for peace?

  354. 354
    Phil says:

    There was another reason namely that Brown was in a permanent war with Blair over who sat in the driving seat and anything Blair was really keen about , pro joining the Euro for example, I suspect automatically turn gordon anti.

  355. 355
    Alex says:

    Can someone please just give these cretins the independence they so desperately crave and then laugh when scotland becomes one big mass of boozed up drug addicted losers?

    Ah, hang on – stable door, pony bolted.

  356. 356
    nell says:

    I thought it was tone’s job to be out there advocating peace.

    Where is he at the moment. Oh living it up in the bahamas on some millionaire’s yacht.

  357. 357
    Alex says:

    So it went really well didn’t it, given that you went on to become a part of the UK a couple of centuries later and haven’t managed to free yourself yet.

    Anyway, don’t knock it too much – personally I hope you get independence ASAP, but kiss goodbye to free university, prescriptions and a whole load of other things when you haven’t got a sugar daddy to scrounge from any more.

  358. 358
    Lord GaGa says:

    I hope we never see the likes of balls in No 10 ..period…anything is better than that

  359. 359
    Alex says:

    Rack ‘em up Tom – make sure mine’s a fat one.

  360. 360
    Alex says:

    No sociopaths do – it’s what they’re condition’s all about, being incapable of empathy.

  361. 361
    Bemused says:

    Did you notice the Bowdenesque the spelling of Parliament?

  362. 362
    Alex says:

    Good luck with that – neither this site or its owner are under UK jurisdiction.


  363. 363
    Commissioner of the Met says:

  364. 364

    Bill. Labour have a wrong left wing and a wrong wing. The trouble is that they appear to think that two wrongs make a right.

    What is left that is right?

  365. 365
    Anonymous says:

    They can’t get over the fact that DC is in No. 10 and not Gordon the Moron.

  366. 366
    Chris 'he's behind you' Bryant says:

    Me next!!

  367. 367

    The whole of the Labour movement is in debt to Balls.

  368. 368
    Randy Sailor says:

    Nell, I like the cut of your jib.

  369. 369
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    You Sir, are an imposter.

    Have you been claiming money from the fees office pretending to me?

  370. 370
    Rat's arse says:

    Got it in one Engineer. Why oh why are Labour supporters so effin THICK?

  371. 371
    HappyUK says:

    This is only way to deal with scum like Balls that think they can treat their creditors like dirt…

  372. 372
    Commissioner of the Met says:

    Here is the corrupt Tony Blair giving lessons to the world

    While he makes ten of millions from murdering dictators


    Wake up Tony Blair we know who you are now…

  373. 373
    Balls gets told we need to live within our means and it goes over his head. says:

    You notice that she says “we do have to live within our means”. This is precisely why we are in this mess because Brown and Balls did not live within the countries means, that’s why we have such a huge deficit. Balls is such a clown that the very piece which he believes supports him actually undermines his position.

  374. 374
    Anonymous says:

    GODCDD makes a point that you CCHQ shills are too thick to see – namely that Dave and George would have done exactly the same as Gordon if they’d been in his position and we’d be in exactly the same mess if they’d had their hands on the tiller. You obviously have trouble understanding what “We will match labour’s spending plans’ means.

    Even now the Tories are making the argument that they wish they weren’t having to make these cuts but the deficit means they have to. In other words if the tax revenue was there they’d be quite happy to see the state the same size as it currently is. For anyone slightly right of centre and in favour of small govt then that’s just ideological bollocks. SDP entryist bullshit at its finest! I was pretty sure I couldn’t loathe anyone more than Gordon but I despise this Tory govt with the intensity of a thousand suns.

  375. 375
    Rat's arse says:

    At least D. Cameron didn’t earn his money from the blood of our dead troops. I don’t know how BLiar lives with himself

  376. 376
    Anonymous says:

    Fred the shred the useless incompetent C U NT

  377. 377
    Anonymous says:

    When Harriet Harman was asked in the House at PMQS what Fred Goodwins knighthood was for, she denied it was for services to banking.
    Lying cow !

  378. 378
    Rat's arse says:

    Way to go Nell. You tell the scumbag.

  379. 379
    Gordon Brown says:

    i am sick of people ring

    my bell needs repairing, i never know when someone is ringing at the back door

  380. 380
    Rat's arse says:

    I did Bemused. However, I like to read Billy’s blogs. He’s a lot better than feckin Wavey Davey and his ilk.

  381. 381
    Sir Stuart Bells says:

    How dare you Sir, I am a Labour grandee, & as such am above reproach

    You are clearly an imposter, who should be purged from politics

  382. 382
    Rat's arse says:

    And in this country.

  383. 383
    streamfisher says:

    And tucked away out of sight, still plenty more porkies awaiting the light of day


  384. 384
    Agent 99 says:

    43.stuartbonar Stuart Bonar

    #Labour MP Chuka Umunna attacks #Coalition for Barclays paying so little corporation tax in 2009.
    Repeat: 2009.

    Can you spot his error?

  385. 385
    Agent 99 says:

    47.faisalislam Faisal Islam

    Osborne: excl #c4news intvw : “i don’t think Britains banks were paying enough tax incl Barclays … under Gordon Brown and Ed balls”.

  386. 386
    Lord GaGa says:

    dogma over brain cell physcology

  387. 387
    Agent 99 says:

    Gordon Brown was ‘misunderstood’, says wife Sarah


    Read but only with a barf bag to hand

  388. 388
    Lord GaGa says:

    its worse with balls as his arrogance is nerve defying..double talking two faced liar can’t do the despatch box and will flounder repeatedly

  389. 389
  390. 390
    Lord GaGa says:

    just picture the scene…ed on his back with the Cooperette sitting square on his kisser…reading the shadow treasury fiscal policy drafts from him down there.

  391. 391
    Yvette the Impaler says:

    just picture the scene…ed on his back with the Cooperette sitting square on his kisser…reading the shadow treasury fiscal policy drafts from him down there.

  392. 392
    David Laws says:

    You have a bell on your back door?

  393. 393
    Lord GaGa says:

    as ever an echo yvette thank you

  394. 394
    Ctesibius says:

    I just phoned up the UK Uncut number 0759 1992825.

    Nice lady answered. She said she’d be happy to target The Guardian but apparently UK Uncut had no idea that The Guardian is a tax evader. She thanked me for bringing to her attention that The Guardian evades tax and said could we all please get in touch with her and send them any information we might have on The Guardian’s tax evasions.

    Her email is ukuncut@gmail.com and twitter: @ukuncut.

  395. 395
    Anonymous says:

    If the deceitful c u NT knew in advance he would be charged he would have added it to his cleaners salary no doubt.

  396. 396

    Flirty fishing is the technique of desperate and discredited cults.

    Walk away from the long-haired, smiling Yvetbot NOW.

  397. 397
    Rat's arse says:


  398. 398
    This is why Farage should be PM says:

  399. 399

    Maybe all of the above may have had some weight if only the c­u­nts could spell.

  400. 400
    lols says:

    Maybe your comments would carry more weight of they made sense.

  401. 401

    Rather a lot of riff-raff in here today. The great unwashed trollers, the peons of society, the imbeciles, the plebeians, the proletariat, the rank hoi polloi, the mobile vulgus who will only vote for a government who will send our borrowings to the outer reaches of the universe. Ragtag and bobtail, all of them. Begone.

  402. 402
    lols says:

    Not enough, of any side really.

    Your point is?

  403. 403
    Balls and Brown just do not get it. says:

    The reality in this piece is that Jean (like Mrs Duffy) realises that the country is over spent and says that our debts must be paid off and we should live within our means.

    Both Balls and Brown failed to realise that both Jean and Mrs Duffy were criticising their spendthrift habits and the debt has to be paid off.

  404. 404
    Ken Clarke says:

    I’m a much loved Conservative grandee and national treasure.

  405. 405
    ffs another gayer says:

    I see you like the taste of arse and cock.

  406. 406
    Brokeback Hague says:

    Nice hat!

  407. 407
    Call me Dave - EU traitor and whore says:

    Sometimes it feels like he still is.

  408. 408
    Labour are imploding. says:

    Yes and on reflection Dave was right to praise Blair and provide an opposition that supported the Government when the opposition thought the Government right.

    Red Ed and Bollock Ed’s constant whinging about EVERYTHING that the coalition produces is wearing thin.

    Tony Blair managed to turn around Labour and appeal to the masses, the two Eds are turning around Labour to appeal just to the nutroots.

  409. 409
    backwoodsman says:

    Faces one would never tire of hitting with a piece of 2 by 4.

  410. 410
    doh! says:

    Fucking hell you really are a psycho stalker aren’t you.

    Predictable as well as pathetic. Change the record arse hole.

  411. 411
    0/10 says:

    It simply suggests that the governing party has done a better job of covering up. Do you get out often.

  412. 412
    Free the NHS to provide what the customer wants. says:

    I do wish the NHS would look at providing single room accomodation in their hospitals for those who request it or if that is unaffordable then let people pay for an upgrade.

    Why does everyone have to be reduced to the lowest possible denominator when it come to NHS care? Is it some socialist ideal?

  413. 413
    Lord Palmerston, a face full of kedgeree says:

    How contemporary, you’ll be making jokes about Lord Palmerston next FFS.

  414. 414
    Jesus wept - stop press says:

    Fuck off you overly sensitive soul.

  415. 415
    no money left, hee hee says:

    It must be, it’s totally unaffordable.

  416. 416
    Anonymous says:

    Nice one and can I suggest they also target those Politicians who engaged in home flipping to avoid paying their fair share of tax.

  417. 417
    how sad says:

    Sounds like you’d prefer a circle jerk of yes bores in your world. how sad.

  418. 418
    Neither a Lab nor Con voter says:


  419. 419
    bugger awf says:

    The same can be said of you.

  420. 420
    Hague the Vague says:

    Can I have a go with your Brazilian hole?

  421. 421
    sockpuppet cockfuckery says:

    Is one of your other ‘names’ Micky by any chance?

  422. 422
    lols says:

    You can talk!

  423. 423
    lols says:

    Is that Mickey, smeggie or a new idiot in town?

  424. 424
    The black Spot. says:

    A private room in an NHS hospital means you are going to die within 24 hours or they have given you CDIFF. It’s the Kiss of Death, the black Spot.

  425. 425
    Didn't he do well! says:

    He sucked up well to his Conservative war criminal wankers in Washington well though didn’t he. Somebody has to make a profit when it comes to selling bullets and bombs.

  426. 426
    A housewife says:

    I could have told you that one.

    Lies, damn lies, statistics, government statistics and then galaxy-sized humongous statistics with bells on: government inflation statistics.

  427. 427
    lols says:

    “lack of judgement”? Ha bloody ha, rather like his plans to sell off forests then.

  428. 428
    A housewife says:

    Can I suggest that those politicians are targeted by snipers?

  429. 429
    A housewife says:

    One of my chav cousins gave birth recently (in a Manchester NHS hospital). She didn’t much like the lower-order chavs with which she had to share a room, so she moaned continuously and got.. her own room!

    Whine like fuck and ye shall receive.

  430. 430
    Sandal wearing lefty says:

    We should have unlimited immigration, cap salaries at £10,000, bring in Sharia law, and increase foreign aid by 524%.

  431. 431
    room service says:

    Easy, and not quite so drastic…..make sure you’ve got MRSA, Norovirus or D&V and you’ll be given at least a seperate cubicle in a ward.

  432. 432
    Anonymous says:

    You are clearly confused about your nationality, your welsh not English you sad old git. Having said that your nation has been completely absorbed by the English who are your overlords so that explains your confusion.

  433. 433
  434. 434
    A Spell on Dave. says:

    As far as I know it was Spelman’s Idea to sell off the woods.
    But given Spelman’s track record I fail to understand why Dave thinks her minister material. Nannygate and all that.

  435. 435
    Bemused says:


  436. 436
    Anonymous says:

    an important addition.

  437. 437
    lols says:

    Well done the Cons for putting up such a valiant fight for the truth at the time!

  438. 438
    Anonymous says:

    True but we then bided our time and took your throne a hundred years later.

  439. 439
    Call me Dave says:

    That’s more like it!

  440. 440
    Guardian reader says:

    Ed Balls is a hero.

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you vote for English independence honestly why not, I’d support you 100%. you haven’t got the bottle though have you,your all mouth and no trousers. Like I said pussies.

  442. 442
    Dave says:- My Grandfather was a Banker, my Father was a Banker and I'm a Wanker says: says:

    Poor night on the tele then?

  443. 443
    Camoron says:

    Of the Conservative Party.

  444. 444
    Harriet Harperdaughter says:

    There are no glass ceilings for ugly wimmin like her and Jacqui Smith and you can thank Hattiet H. for that

  445. 445
    John McEnroe says:

    You Cannot Be Serious. The Balls is OUT.

  446. 446
    YokshireLad says:

    I wonder how long he’s been practising to be a five star twat or does it come naturally to him?

  447. 447
    durrrrr! says:

    WTF is this, simpletons corner?

  448. 448
    Labour slime says:

    Just get back to your socialist slime pit Gorram

  449. 449
    a village without two idiots says:

    It’s that other idiot from your village.

  450. 450
    Something to avoid says:

    Do not whatever you do. Do not rejoice at getting a private room in an NHS hospital. It means that they have decided you are going to DIE.

  451. 451
    Worthless Lib Dem Pledge says:

    Who is going to clean up politics? What party is going to clean up politics? We heard them all say they would, and since then nothing. When are they going to change the rules and be inspected by an outside independent body of which no one has a connection with these thieving corrupt people?

    Dave was all talk in opposition, so was Clegg and Brown never turns up in parliament any more and there is no redress for him not working or doing the job he is paid to do.

    Should Milliband or the speaker order him to attend as it is a waste of taxpayers’ money. All jokes aside, when is he going to act like an MP? Alternatively, is he allowed to remain in post for three years until he qualifies for his pension without doing the work?

  452. 452
    White Van Man says:

    No, we all make mistakes its just that some go looking for them and miss the whole fucking point. Thanks for the spell check teach!

    I’ll start seeing as no one else has the balls.
    and possibly H and fuck the rest.

  453. 453

    As a pedant, may I point out that ‘hoi polloi’ translates as ‘the people’, so doesn’t require an extra indefinite article ;-)

  454. 454
    c.eng says:

    Here’s a thought, would AV result in UKIP winning a few seats.

    Maybe it’s not such a bad system after all.

  455. 455
    F1 says:

    You’re right, I work for the NHS and the patients are just a fucking nuisance. All we want to do is to talk about celebs and shagging and steal a few drugs to be honest.

  456. 456
    digger says:

    Surely he can find a bit of spare change down the back of the sofa considering all the dodgy expenses him and the missus claimed???

  457. 457
    annnnonyperson says:

    In the context of his weaselly denial of being a Labour supporter with his posting name, he made me laugh!

  458. 458
    bird with small brain says:

    Owing to a Spoonerism cognitive error, I misread ‘Balls, you deranged fuck’ as ‘Balls, you free-range duck’. I think I prefer that…!

  459. 459

    If spend=invest, then tax=subsidise. I’m sure that this could be made a Labour policy in time for the next Election, if not the next Conference. In fact, isn’t that how things used to work back in the days of British Leyland and the nationalised mines?

  460. 460
    annnnonyperson says:

    A number of advisers were telling people to get mortgages that were more than 100%. The argued that this money could be used to add a nice little conservatory, build a shed, buy furniture, etc.

  461. 461
    Sarah Beard says:

    My husband was misunderstood. People thought he was a reasonably rational coherent human being being, but actually he was a mad bad incompetent terminally deluded fuckwit who should have been locked up years ago.

  462. 462
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    His He/She wife also strugled to admit there was a deficit
    on question time on thursday

    what a vile odious couple they are
    they should both be melted down fopr glue !

  463. 463
    Pedant says:

    Or even a definite article.

  464. 464
    Tapestry says:

    Balls is the Central Bankers’ UK agent, with numerous Bilderberg visits under his belt. They want all nations buried in such vast debts that none can never be free again. The One World Exploitation System of the central banking cartel will rule over all for 1000 years.

  465. 465
    annnnonyperson says:

    really? A relative was a Scottish MP, he went to Scottish private schools, attended a Scottish university, passed the Scots bar and is an MP for a Scottish constituency. Yeah. ‘course he’s English…

  466. 466
    off topic says:

    just for info, the ipad2 has just been launched

  467. 467
    I hate raghead terrorists says:

    Let’s just bomb all the raghead countries. Normally I’d say bomb them back to the stone age but they’re already stuck there.

  468. 468
    Real Tory says:

    Do we still send debtors to prison? Oh, I do hope so!

  469. 469
    Alex says:

    Not particularly, but I don’t like bigoted wankers like you either.

    To be honest, I think it’s a bit disturbing that you’re so interested in the sexual preferences of strangers on the internet – think you’ve come to the wrong website.

  470. 470
    annnnonyperson says:

    gordon may be a lovely husband and a good dad. Sadly he was also a crap chancellor, a dangerously dud prime minister and a bastard of a boss.

  471. 471

    A pedant is one who prefers his statements to be correct.

    Bertrand Russell

    Thank you, for this Paragnostic. I will plead in mitigation that I had preceded it with an adjective which might give some grounds for repetition. I trust you will agree with the sentiments.

  472. 472
    a vet writes says:

    Got a crusty pussy?

    Then it needs a course of flea treatments and some steroid injections.

  473. 473

    My shoes may need repairing but I would not want them attached to either soul!

  474. 474
    Simon "Fat bastard" Heffor says:

    How much is owed by the 650 present thieves, and their predecessors?

  475. 475
    a doctor says:

    Multiple personality posting. Auto-eroticism for the delusional.

    I prescribe that you fuck off.

  476. 476
    annnnonyperson says:

    Empathy, empathy! They’ve all got it empathy!

  477. 477
    Lt William Laws Calley says:

    Let’s just bomb America. Normally I’d say bomb them back to the stone age but they’re already stuck there.

  478. 478
    Dave says:

    Caroline Spleman.

    Stupid Woman!

  479. 479
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    No Sir- YOU are the imposter.

    I know this to be true because you do not sign off your posts with….


  480. 480
    Exterminate says:

    Their lives.

  481. 481
    Exterminate says:

    For fuck’s sake, people, it’s Saturday night.

    Let your hair down! ;-)

  482. 482
    Anonymous says:

    He was born in England you FUD !

  483. 483
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Billy Bowden?

  484. 484
    Publius Aelius Hadrianus says:

    Why did I build a wall? Easy. There was no way I was going to let those parasitic ginger haired fuckers to the North be part of the Empire. We just couldn’t afford the benefits bill.

  485. 485

    In the alternative, stick a comma after ‘rank’! Sorted.

  486. 486
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


  487. 487
    Anonymous says:

    I await your reply Welshman though as it’s the weekend I appreciate your probably out shagging sheep as we speak.

  488. 488
    Cool says:

    Well Guido you must be doing something Right to attract so much Left wing Traffic. :cool:

  489. 489
    Anonymous says:

    You built a wall because you feared us as you were unable to conqueror as you did the English who were pussies even then.

  490. 490
    PD77 says:

    Oh great he’ll be claiming for the next duck house then.

  491. 491
    Anonymous says:

    Stupid English Woman.

  492. 492

    +2 (And if he’s reading this, never give up. Come back better!)

  493. 493
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


  494. 494
    Simon "Fat bastard" Heffor says:

    What right do PAYE mongs have to the finest medical care available?
    After all, it’s not as if they’re anybody important like MPs, Peers, media slags or royalty.

  495. 495
    Mons Graupius says:

    Suck on that!

  496. 496
    The Paraletic says:

    As a dick I make jokes about the Lockerbie victims.

  497. 497
    Anonymous says:

    Can anyone enlightenment me, is Mike Hancock English by any chance ?

  498. 498
    Government of all the talents says:

    She serves a purpose, which is why she was kept on.

  499. 499
    Government of all the talents says:

    As well as the braindead.

  500. 500
    Government of all the talents says:

    Rebuild the wall, and throw every MP, Peer and Royal tit sucker over it.

  501. 501
    Some are born to fail. says:

    Fuck knows what that purpose is though.
    Spelman has been a disaster from start to finish.

  502. 502
    Bob Daimond Geezer says:

    1% tax.
    Suck on that losers!

  503. 503
    The English are tired of Scotland says:

    Now try living without us.

    Can’t, can you? Parasites.

  504. 504
    Anonymous says:

    As was Sarah “Magda” Macauley who is also English. Is there no end to the amount of leftist arseholes which England has bequeathed to the World?

  505. 505
    Government of all the talents says:

    But it makes Dave look almost human when he agrees with you.

  506. 506
    annnnonyperson says:

    I prefer the spike Milligan version:-

    “I talk to the trees, that’s why they put me away”

  507. 507
    A nation of fucking useless liars says:

    Och the noo!

    T Blair
    G Brown
    A Darling

  508. 508
    grobdj says:

    Why don’t we just admit that banks are just part of the tax machine

    When we take out a loan, pay a sensible APR (instead of the ridiculous rates offered by the high street banks) plus VAT at 20%. Split the direct debit between the bank and the taxman

    Government gets the cash it needs earlier, on a monthly basis, instead of giving it to Bob Diamond to launder through his multinational machine, before repatriating our cash as ‘foreign earnings’, and avoiding UK taxes

  509. 509
    annnnonyperson says:

    If she really didn’t know, then it is clear how Labour got it all so terribly wrong.

  510. 510
    A nation of fucking useless liars says:

    D McBride
    A Campbell
    A Salmond

  511. 511
    A pretned nation of fucking useless liars says:

    Apologies: A PRETEND nation of fucking useless liars.

    Och the noo! We’re a REAL country! Honest! We just have to leach off England because we can’t stand on our own two feet!

  512. 512
    annnnonyperson says:

    My boss uses a very persistent firm of debt collectors. No violence, all perfectly legal. But very, very nasty, with it. Very high percentage of successful conclusions, even with deadbeat debtors like Ed Balls.

  513. 513
    The wizz says:

    ENGINEER: Or could it be that Chri Patten is to take over as chairman?

  514. 514
    Anonymous says:


    Big surprise. Inflation figures rigged from 1997 till 2009 to underplay inflation (and justify low interest rates so that the great British public could bury themselves in debt using cheap money).


    BBC leading with Barclays paying ‘only’ 113M in tax last year and ignoring Brown rigging the fucking inflation figures for over a decade to justify low interest rates and fuel his borrowing fuelled ‘boom’.


  515. 515
    jgm2 says:


    Big surprise. Inflation figures rigged from 1997 till 2009 to underplay inflation (and justify low interest rates so that the great British public could bury themselves in debt using cheap money).


    BBC leading with Barclays paying ‘only’ 113M in tax last year and ignoring Brown rigging the fucking inflation figures for over a decade to justify low interest rates and fuel his borrowing fuelled ‘boom’.


  516. 516
    jgm2 says:


    Me. Back from hols – computer off – cache reset.

  517. 517
    The wizz says:


  518. 518
    The wizz says:

    Probably an Ancient Briton.

  519. 519
    The wizz says:

    The Wicca’s cast a spell.

  520. 520
    Piss on an MP in case it catches fire says:

    Government rig figures to suit their political purposes.
    There’s a surprise!

    Only a party troll would believe that that’s an exclusive preserve of the left.

  521. 521
    jgm2 says:

    K’in ‘ell.

    A full week break and got the fucker first cast.

    Bite the shiny hook Mackerel Boy.


    You already did.

  522. 522
    Norman (BT director, no conflict of interest there) Tebbit says:

    Fuck off back to Vietnam where the dollar is still king, and young girls are willing to get on yer bike.

  523. 523
    The Angler fish says:

    More like swallowing a sprat.

  524. 524

    No great surprise here jgm2.

    In fact, the BBC gloss of 0.3% under-reported could probably be multiplied by an absolute minimum of ten times.

    We all saw the prices of the ordinary things we bought going up and up. We knew that the “inflation figures” were totally unrepresentative of this rate of increase. It was more than just taking mortgage interest out of the mix.

    Your ultimate conclusion is spot on.

  525. 525
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Did you have a nice time?

  526. 526
    jgm2 says:

    You’ve been waiting all week to post that?


  527. 527
  528. 528
    jgm2 says:

    Fucking excellent thanks. Always a relief to get back without busting a leg or a collar-bone or something though.

    Me being shit at this skiing lark and all.

    Missus bought another fucking fur coat too. Could have had another week for that kind of money.

  529. 529
    Liebore Smokescreen says:

    Look! Look! Look over there! Ignore the message! Look! Look at our fog!

  530. 530
    The wizz says:

    Get out there and play Tw*t.

  531. 531
    The wizz says:


  532. 532
    Norman (BT director, no conflict of interest there) Tebbit says:

    The only tragedy is your blinkered view of the simplicity of right v left.
    But hey! That’s how politics works for us.

  533. 533
    jgm2 says:

    Booked through to New Year 2011.

  534. 534
    The wizz says:

    The whole ‘Kin’ Country is in debt by Balls.

  535. 535
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Excellent, I am delighted to hear you had a good time. And to hear no broken bones.

  536. 536

    Nȯ grẹаt sυrprısẹ hẹrẹ jgm2.

    In fаct, thẹ BBC glȯss ȯf 0.3% υndẹr-rẹpȯrtẹd cȯυld prȯbаbly bẹ mυltıplıẹd by аn аbsȯlυtẹ mınımυm ȯf tẹn tımẹs.

    Wẹ аll sаw thẹ prıcẹs ȯf thẹ ȯrdınаry thıngs wẹ bȯυght gȯıng υp аnd υp. Wẹ knẹw thаt thẹ “ınflаtıȯn fıgυrẹs” wẹrẹ tȯtаlly υnrẹprẹsẹntаtıvẹ ȯf thıs rаtẹ ȯf ıncrẹаsẹ. It wаs mȯrẹ thаn jυst tаkıng mȯrtgаgẹ ıntẹrẹst ȯυt ȯf thẹ mıx.

    Yȯυr υltımаtẹ cȯnclυsıȯn ıs spȯt ȯn.

  537. 537
    jgm2 says:

    You forgot to use a new monicker.

  538. 538
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Wasn’t that last month? ;-)

  539. 539
    jgm2 says:

    2012. D’oh.

  540. 540

    Ah, but is the ‘the’ in ‘the people’ really an example of a definite article? Since it’s referring to people in the abstract, I’d suggest that it is in fact being used as an indefinite article…

  541. 541
    jgm2 says:

    Yep. It’s the Labour chaff factory.

  542. 542

    If you don’t like it, feel free to fuck off and stuff yourself with deep fried pizza, you Jock mong.

  543. 543

    Like me, six months twice a year. My cat has replied to you nearby as I was struck down by the dom-bot.

  544. 544
    Anonymous says:

    Intellectual deduction of that calibre surely deserves a wider audience.
    Why not enlighten Mr Ish with your latest pearls of political wisdom?

  545. 545
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Tebbit became a Maoist while you were away.

  546. 546
    jgm2 says:


    Nice coat to be fair.

  547. 547
    HRH The Duke of Edinburgh says:

    The quintessential English Pervert. When the f*ck are MI5 going to arrest him and throw away the key? This country is well and truly f*cked.

  548. 548

    Hey Paragnostic. Why do you shilly-shally around? Just tell it to him straight ….!

  549. 549
    Remember where you were when happy hour unmasked the trolls says:

    Two for the price of one.
    If only MPs came at the same discounted rate.

  550. 550

    This is how we let our hair down. Wanna come to one of our parties, Mr Longm0dded?

  551. 551
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hi ar moniker i trust you are well !

  552. 552
    jgm2 says:

    The key word to avoid there is P*R*I*C*E.

  553. 553
    Remember where you were when happy hour unmasked the trolls says:

    Two for the pr*ce of one.
    If only MPs came at the same discounted rate.

  554. 554
    The wizz says:

    Why was Hadrians Wall built? When Hadrian landed on the shores of the Briton he looked and took over everything. However, when reaching the borders of Scotland, he took one look and said ‘Bloody hades, I don’t like the look of that. Brick it up’.

  555. 555

    Ffffffiontastically! And you? How is the front bottom situation up there in them hills?

  556. 556
    nell says:

    Let’s hope so because brown’slabour society left us absolutely covered in dung.

  557. 557
  558. 558
  559. 559
    jgm2 says:

    Muslims setting fire to themselves all over the place too.

    Not that I have any particular concern if the fuckers want to kill themselves – makes a pleasant fucking change to menacing the travelling public – but for God’s sake – think of the pollution.

  560. 560
    Remember where you were when happy hour unmasked the trolls says:

    Jgm2, Engineer and Billy Bowdon clock off, nell clocks on.
    There’s a surprise.

  561. 561
    jgm2 says:

    You forgot to use a new monicker..

  562. 562

    I can’t be arsed to try and avoid words. But I might have to say Katie in future…

  563. 563
    President Herman Van Rompuy says:

    You lost!
    Get over it.

  564. 564

    Don’t forget to wipe that off before your mum sees you, TaT.

  565. 565
    nell says:


    Oh for crying out loud!

    piers morgan, in response to the publication of her ‘book’ or rather fictional, over the top, name dropping nonsense! says ‘sarahb is our most amusing first lady ever’

    What a load of self serving, introverted, out of touch twaddle!

    By the by piers we haven’t gone republican yet. Thank God.

    And neither bliar’s slotgob, prezza’s hairdo nor gordon’s odious ‘wife’ are yet the first lady of the land.

    We still have Her Maj and Thank the Lord for it !!!

  566. 566
    jgm2 says:

    Or ‘Jordan’.

  567. 567
    Remember where you were when happy hour unmasked the trolls says:

    Unlike you, who is the face of many arses, each with their own particular method of defacating on demand.

  568. 568
    nell says:

    Haven’t you learnt any more words than ‘ get over it’ ?

    You’ve been very repititious today.

    Are you one of the 80% of those labour comprehensive persons who haven’t bothered to get an education because, under labour, you were taught that you could earn more in the welfare benefit sector by doing nothing?!

    Hopefully you are about to get a rude awakening!!

  569. 569
    Colonel Blimp says:

    I thought he was on the dark side of the shade card?
    If so he cannot be English (neither is Miliband).

  570. 570
    Anonymous says:

    Said the T’ory troll.

  571. 571
    Consumer of oil says:

    Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Jack Straw, David Millipede, Ed Balls, Alex Salmond, Kenny Macaskill, BP, and other lovers of Dictator Gaddafi … your people took a hell of a beating on Libya’s streets today .

  572. 572

    I know that some say that I sound rather archaic at times, jgm2, but that was several lifetimes ago …

  573. 573
    nell says:

    Very public school boy. Well done balls!

  574. 574
    The wizz says:

    Last word! You sound like a banshee in a brothel.

  575. 575
    President Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Haven’t you grasped the concept of “were all in it together” nell, or are you just that sort of lady who swallows rather than spit?

  576. 576
    nell says:

    Thankfully the monarchy has it’s standards.

    slotgob, prezza’shairdo, gordon’s wife , militwit and his unworthy partner that as he told piers ‘ he does not want to marry’ and sarah’s toes are all excluded from the wedding.

  577. 577
    jgm2 says:

    Screaming reels batman. Got the fucker again.

  578. 578

    If they come here they will get flamed …

  579. 579
    President Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Her Maj loves you nell.
    That’s why she signed your arse away to me.

  580. 580
    nell says:

    Well ken, you’re one of those people that I like but at the same realise are dispensible.

    Your days are numbered . I want to see David Laws in your job.

    As for rumpy pumpy well he and baronesskathy can pretend they are important all they like but they are of less effect on the international scene than sooty and sweep.

  581. 581
    jgm2 says:

    Screaming reels again! It’s fucking cruel to the dumb fish-brained fucker.

  582. 582

    Welcome to the blog! You are new here aren’t you? Nice to hear new comment. We have only heard that 27,642 times so far….. this week.

  583. 583
    Al Fayed says:

    But for the “Accident”, Abdul, Williams half brother, could have been the best man.

  584. 584
    Dack Blog says:

    Hmmm… my hateometer is wavering between politicians and landlords. Don’t care who loses on this one.

  585. 585

    Wonderful originality! How do you keep it up? (Oh! You can’t.)

  586. 586
    Stiched up like a kipper says:

    Just learned today that my redundancy pay after 30K is going to be taxed at 50% instead of 40%, but i might get that 10% back after a year. I along with others are giving the treasury an interest free loan. Crazy. Thank you Gordon Brown, it’s your fault, you useless, worthless lump of shite. If i see you in the street i swear i’ll beat you to a pulp for the damage you’ve inflicted on this country. Same goes for Balls.Look at the middle-east now, it’s long overdue here now, put their heads on spikes over traitors gate, seriously.

  587. 587
    Useful idiot alert says:

    The “och the noo ” wanker has bit on the bait good and proper. I love it when a plan comes together . His patter is pish I’m sure you will agree. He produces a list of mainly English twats and pretends they are Scottish. His delusion is total.

  588. 588
    Tell it like it really is says:

    I see the bbc have chosen not to air the Barclays statement which ends by saying they find Chuck Ups pronouncements “simplistic”.

  589. 589
    jgm2 says:

    Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for the fuckers immolating themselves instead of the travelling public. And you have to love Gaddaffi using his snipers to pick off his own ‘voters’ instead of British policewomen…


  590. 590
    The Prince of tampons says:

    I have standards. If it’s wet and willing, it’s up for a Royal crest.
    Fancy a kitemark, nell?

  591. 591
  592. 592
    jgm2 says:

    Bumps up Guido’s stats though. The dumb hook-magnet hitting F5 every second and furiously typing a new moniker. When he can remember.

  593. 593

    Your dream is your post. Your post is your dream.

  594. 594
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Hey Deficit Deniers here is what the Vulcan was saying in 2008 read it and consider it for there are many more such pearls of wisdom on his blog. All you can come up with is a mantra, just like the best Liebor spinners of the Brown Balls school.

    David Cameron’s response was hard hitting and down to earth. He drew attention to the high taxes, the surging borrowing, and the unpleasant inflation that the budget encompasses. He said Labour should have put something aside in the good times for the not so good times. They should have mended the roof when the sun was shining, for now it is blowing a gale.

    So what would mending the roof entail? Above all, it should entail getting the public sector into the way of thinking that it has to do more with less, or in the case of health and education to raise standards by more than the increase in cash.

    Mending the roof means controlling the massive overheads. Why do we need regional unelected regional government in England? Its unpopularity in the North East referendum should be proof enough to alert politicians that it would be best swept away.

    Why do we need a huge national identity bank and ID cards? Let’s stop the spending on that doomed project now.

    Why do we need 750,000 civil servants, when previous governments could run things perfectly well with 200,000 fewer? Shouldn’t we impose a staff freeze immediately, so natural wastage can start to get the administration back into shape?

    Why is the absentee rate so much higher in the public sector than in many private companies? Shouldn’t Ministers start managing this, and motivating their staff better so more turn up?

    Why won’t the government produce a plan to get the £25 billion it has lent Northern Rock back to an agreed timetable?

    Why has the public sector taken so little action to improve building insulation, install heating and lighting sensors and controls so they only operate when needed, and to put in more fuel efficient lighting?

    Why can’t the government curb the inefficiencies of its nationalised industry, Network Rail? Why can’t it find new revenue streams to avoid the closures and the costs at the Post Office?

    Wherever you look at this government’s public sector you see the same lack of leadership from Ministers, and the same casual approach to taxpayers money. Senior executives receive large bonuses and substantial incomes for performance which many service users think is inadequate.

  595. 595
    Minimum wage troll says:

    Isn’t it time for Engineer and Billy Bowden to take over?

  596. 596
    nell says:

    What I am is rural and independent.

    I don’t look to the state and I don’t look to anyone else to pay my bills and grow my vegetables.

    It’s all about self respect and looking after yourself.

    balls and brown of course want you to become a brain dead puppet living off their nanny state with loads of taxpayers money for poker and vodka and living in poverty.

    You go for it if it’s what turns you on.

    Just don’t expect to live a full and happy life!!

  597. 597
    Minimum wage troll says:

    Surely Mr Ishmael needs your latest pearls of political wisdom?

  598. 598

    Being culturally inclined, I find it fascinating watching their funerals. Could watch them all day.

  599. 599
    Anonymous says:

    Im not sure what his point is but my point is that the English are pussies, will that suffice?

  600. 600

    The word ‘dumb’ invests him with too much sense, IMHO.

  601. 601
    nell says:

    I can live with the concept of your rentboy david as long as you’ll introduce some common sense justice policies like hanging for murder, burglars given at least five real years inside and even heavier penalties for violent crimes.

    I’m happy with damp, leaking, prison ships , for the worst of our crims, anchored out in a rough north sea if we haven’t got enough capacity on land.

  602. 602
    Dack Blog says:

    I think you’re confusing me with everybody else.

  603. 603
    The English trait that dare not speak it's name says:

    I admit the Scots have given the world some fuckwitted labour types but it’s the English who bequeathed the world the “Champagne Socialist” and for that you should be deeply , deeply, ashamed.

  604. 604
  605. 605
    nell says:

    My goodness is philwoolas now being paid to advertise for tampons?!

    How the ‘mighty’ are fallen!!

  606. 606
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Just remember, it is all Ed’s fault.

  607. 607
    nell says:

    If rumpy pumpy thinks that he’s an idiot.

    rural folks of any nationality are independent.

    If he thinks he owns us he’ll find out like cau ces cu that history overtakes eventually and always!!

  608. 608
    Minimum wage troll says:

    No nell. What you are is a shit eating mong propping up a discredited system of corrupt and self serving elitists, who rely on sowing seeds of division in order to perpetuate the myth of good old British democratic choice.
    Self respect? You wouldn’t know it from the cowpat that your head is composted from.

  609. 609
    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. Take a weeks skiing and read the aggregate total when you get back. Far more therapeutic.

    The yanks should just air-drop lighter fluid and matches and leave the fuckers to it.

  610. 610
    Not a lentil-eating leftie says:

    Difference between a dead dog and a dead politician.

    Skid marks next the dead dog.

  611. 611

    There is a logical connection, nell, which I shall not mention.

  612. 612
    nell says:

    Yep I can live with that.

  613. 613
    President Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Rural folks like you are ten a penny in Romania, and voting much the same.

  614. 614
    President Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Another T’ory paid troll clocks on under an assumed moniker.

  615. 615
    Gaddafi's First Battalion, the Supreme Leaders Own Snipers (Loads-of-ammo) says:

    We could watch them all day too.

  616. 616
    jgm2 says:

    No. Seriously now. Projecting.

  617. 617
    nell says:

    Oh there you go!!

    Very labour!

    Live off the state – be dependent on balls, militwit and crow !

    If not you are elitist

    Love it!!

    Very socialist/communist/nanny statist!!!

  618. 618
    Alan Duncan says:

    Living off the state and treated like shit.
    I feel his, or hers, pain.

  619. 619
    jgm2 says:

    Take a good fucking look at your redundancy agreement. You might think the first 30K is tax-free but you’re only ‘entitled’ to a week (might be a month) per year of some maximum (not a lot) nominal salary ‘tax-free’.

    You need to get the first 30K characterised as an ‘ex-gratia’ payment or some-such to have it qualify under the ‘first 30K’ rule – another figure that hasn’t changed for 20 or so years by the way.

    Seriously. Get a grown-up to have a look at your confidentiality agreement before you sign it. Don’t assume the first 30K is ‘tax-free’. Because it’s not unless it’s properly designated.

  620. 620
    You haven't seen me, allright? says:

    Is nell really that much of a c’unt, or just just an anarchist leading us sheep by the nose?
    I’ll get me tin foil hat and coat.

  621. 621
    nell says:

    Last thought for the night.

    Please God look after our lads in Afg han istan that bliar and gordon abandoned out there for their own monetary and political gains.

    And Please God look after those people in L ib ya who want democracy whilst bliar and gad hafi plan there £milliondollar raid on the l ib yan people’s oil wealth.

  622. 622
    jgm2 says:

    Sorry. ‘per year of employment’. A week (might be a month) per year of employment…

    If they pay you off in accordance with your contract – ie three, six, twelve months whatever notice then all that – after the small legal tax-free figure based on time served is taxable at the full whack. You need to get a compromise agreement that gets that 30K tax-free and I seem to recall the phrase ‘ex-gratia’. It don’t come automatically.

    Get a grown-up. Get the cost of the grown-up written into the compromise agreement.

  623. 623
    the madness of king billy says:

    Billy is dead, long live Billy!!

  624. 624
    Anonymous says:

    Yes Gordon has 200 breakfasts to claim for

  625. 625
    Sherlock fucking holmes says:

    Ah the space apparent between the arse and the hole tells me to deduce that you are using an I pad.

  626. 626
    nell says:

    Well as I said earlier labour don’t do rural’

    They don’t actually do urban either. T

    They only do ‘Elite’ as sarahbrown’s book serialised in the mail tomorrow shows.

    In the last 13 years labour have only mixed with the great, the good and the wealthy.

    They have no contact with the real working classes and only marginally with the welfare benefit class that they deliberately created as a voting block, in the hope that it would, perpetually, keep them in power.

  627. 627
    jgm2 says:

    Yep. The dumb fucker is full-on Nu-Labour. Everybody who ain’t ‘on-message’ is just waiting to be boxed up and hated.

    You’re a ‘racist’. You’re a ‘T*ry’. You’re a ‘bigot’. Whatever. Boxed-up. Parcelled off as a non-believer. Your views? Your legitimate concerns? All safely to be dismissed because you now have a party-sanctioned off-message ‘agenda’.

    Because they say so. Because that way they don’t have to question their own utter fucking idiocy.

    Their own invincible fucking idiocy Uber-Alles.

  628. 628
    You haven't seen me, allright? says:

    Last thought for the night?
    Fuck off nell.

  629. 629

    And it came to pass that the One from a southern cathedral city went off into the sunset, under a cloud of dust and tiny pebbles, and did one.

  630. 630
    jgm2 says:

    State schools half term. Probably off on holiday with the kids.

    It’s like Calpol.

    If you had kids you’d understand.

  631. 631
    President Herman Van Rompuy says:

    There’s no fooling you nell, thank fuck.

  632. 632
    nell says:

    Not about anarchy sweetie.

    It’s all about learning to think independently.

    Labour want to lead you by the nose, pay you pocket money and tell you what to think.

    Time to be grown up, bake your own bread , be free, abandon bullyballs and depressed gordon and enjoy life!!

    You don’t even have to like the coalition.

    Think your own thoughts!!

  633. 633
    Anonymous says:

    Tell Mr I.
    He hangs on your every imbecilic utterance.

  634. 634
    Well! says:

    Minimum is a week for each year up to 30k taxfree if you get more than that you get taken to the cleaners,

    They have to stick to a script if they make you redundant and if they miss the T and don’t dot the I,then they can be taken for more,listen to every word they say to you and look up redundancy on the internet it’s an ambulance chasers dream..

  635. 635
    Sherlock fucking holmes says:

    0/10 when you factor in the fact that today’s court cases are as a result of charges which were made before the last election, as a result of police investigations which occurred well before that, it would seem that the current Government had little say in the matter.

    Labour= institutionalised corruption.

  636. 636
    Francis "Three doors down from sanity" Maude says:

    And vote C’onservative.

  637. 637

    The argumentum ad hominem is the sole resort of a feeble mind.

  638. 638
  639. 639
    nell says:

    ‘minimum wage troll’

    you’ll be uddin then in that marble palace with servants in bangleland built with taxpayers money or maybe moran in her spanish villa still living it up at taxpayers expense, or bobcrow in cuba with his luxury lifestyle or prezza and his hairdo missus on their luxiury cruises!

    Isn’t labour grand!

  640. 640

    Is she a beard too?

  641. 641
    jgm2 says:

    I defer to your greater knowledge on this subject. But I do know the 30K ‘tax-free’ figure is not automatic. GET A GROWN UP.

  642. 642
    Francis "Three doors down from sanity" Maude says:

    As a minimum wage troll, you’re overpaid for the shite you produce.

  643. 643
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck me! It’s easier to lead a mong voter to the ballot box than you to the truth.

  644. 644

    Maybe the dreadful Balls creature can get a moneysupermarket.com gig like old Prezza?

  645. 645
    nell says:

    You’re a poor thing educationally aren’t you?

    A real product of the last 13 years of impoverished labour education.

    Try thinking laterally for a while.

    Vote tory, coalition, labour , lib dem, independent.

    Doesn’t matter as long as you start thinking for yourself and not what labour tell you to think!!

    Let your brain free sweetie. Sometimes it will agree with the tories sometimes with libdems , sometimes others.

    And there might be a time when labour finds common sense in the future when a sensible brain will say it even agrees with them.

    Not under balls and militwit of course but perhaps there will come a day when labour again has a leader like John Smith when reasonable people will again think about voting for labour.

    Who knows!

  646. 646
    jgm2 says:

    Eh? You swapping moniker names all over the shop isn’t helping. What is your point caller?

  647. 647
    Nah! She's just a c'unt says:

    Like they did for Tony in ’97?

  648. 648
  649. 649
    Sir Elton John says:

    White couples are to be allowed to adopt ethnic children.
    I’ll have a dozen assorted.

  650. 650
    nell says:

    Last thought for the night:-

    The Kinnochios, uddin, sugar, foulkes, brown, bliar, alasatairc, aintbustinagut, philhope, kevan, twatson, woolas, straw, the carrott topped one, pornojacqui, hattieharpic, militwit, bullyballs, madashatterbrown, spanishmoran…

    We wouldn’t want the world to forget any one of you and your troughing evil ways.

    We’ll always be here to keep reminding people how absolutely stellar you all were at being self-serving, lying, troughing, backstabbing and generally venal!!

    Rest assured your reputation for being the worst of the political gutter is safe with us!!

  651. 651
    Bob Diamond says:

    Taxes are for little people.
    Those who vote, for example.

  652. 652
    Ed Milliband says:

    Remember William Hague in the baseball cap getting down and dirty at the Notting Hill carnival?
    How we laughed at his pathetic attempt to portray himself as a viable alternative government.

  653. 653
    jgm2 says:

    Oh, Mr Ishmael’s blog. Naaah. He doesn’t hang on my every utterance. It’s only my stalkers, like you, who hang on my every utterance.

    It’s actually quite flattering – to have my own personal stalker – there being no such thing as ‘bad-publicity’ and all that but you might want to reappraise your priorities stalking me all over the interweb. I’m not going to single-handedly bring down the Labour Idiocy (ongoing). So why you would take it personally if I give it the old college try is a bit of a mystery to me. It’s an utter mystery.

    Except it’s no mystery at all in the light of the Labour Apologist agenda.

    All you do is look like Blair/Brown/Balls high-kicking cheerleader. A kind of Jesuit political apologist. A little bit of dissing the Dear Leader and the Maximum Imbecile (to ‘challenge’ the young novices) followed by full-on hatred of the ‘others’.

    Just saying. Wouldn’t want you to look lop-sided. You being all about ‘balance’ and all.

    Maybe you’re all over LabourLies posting pro-T*ry points. For Balance. But then nobody will ever know because nobody goes there and you never use the same moniker.

    Just saying.

  654. 654
    Anonymous says:

    Last thought for the night.
    Duncan, Maude, Spelman, Wiggins, Cameron, Osborne, Yeo, Winterton, Pickles, Steen, Hogg, Kirkbride, Mackay, and a whole host of names too numerous to recall, all living in a Westminster cushioned pension that only the proles could dream of.
    Such is a political life.

  655. 655
    jgm2 says:

    I’m seeing a witty repost with ‘whine’ or ***PRESS*** (unaccredited) in the very near future.

  656. 656
    jgm2 says:

    PS. You forgot to change your moniker.

  657. 657
    Anonymous says:

    You flatter yourself. Perhaps you should enter politics with such a self inflated ego.
    Just pointing others towards your partisan gobshite that somebody of far more erudition than i can elucidate.

  658. 658
    jgm2 says:

    Just pointing others towards your partisan gobshite that somebody of far more erudition than i can elucidate.


    Is this where you have to jumble the words to make a sentence or is it a giant anagram. ‘Cos as it is it’s pure garbage.

    Just saying. Stalker.

  659. 659
    Anonymous says:

    I’m still in a sweat after struggling with such big words, but even with my limited intellect, i can spot a c’unt when i see one.

  660. 660
    jgm2 says:

    Fucking Hell. It’s John Prescott on t’ blog.


  661. 661
    Anonymous says:

    Big wave to the colossal brain of jgm2 that reduces itself to interacting with a subhuman IQ like mine, when he could so easily convince another with his perfectly reasoned argument of why voting C’onservative will solve all our problems.

  662. 662
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Stalk on, Lord John,
    With hope in your heart,
    And you’ll neeeverrr stalk alone,
    You’ll Neeeeeeveeeeerrr stalk alone’

  663. 663
    Anonymous says:

    Many thanks for your attempts to sink to my level, but not being a mong who sings brainless footie anthems, i have to get an early night in order to be up at the crack of dawn to prepare for signing on at the ungodly hour of 11:30 on Monday.
    Why not nip over to Mr I, who awaits competition with such a wit as yourself?

  664. 664
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hey moniker have you noticed how this shit head disappears for up to a week at a time
    it must be when his mum sends him to a care center so she can have a rest

  665. 665
    micky says:

    At least you admit there were problems before the crash. Its a start.

  666. 666
    micky says:

    Still no link. Quel surprise

  667. 667
    A Tenant says:

    Do you not know how difficult it is to scrape by on 500 grand a year? These thieving landlords can go whistle for their rent.

  668. 668
  669. 669
    A news update says:

    ..and you are still allowed to fart in Zim, unlike Malawi next door. Pooh!

  670. 670
    A three bed semi resident says:

    So 450K mortgage is not a debt then? I must be missing something here.

  671. 671
    A three bed semi resident says:

    ..or indeed prelates. But pirates comes pretty close don’t you think?

  672. 672
    A brick wall says:

    “english” — hahahahaha

  673. 673
    A brick wall named Adrian says:

    Ah, if only wavy Dave would give us the option….

  674. 674
    Dick Shonery says:

    Dear Final Attempt,

    May I just say that I think delebrite is without doubt the word of the week (if not the month) on here. Congratulations. I think Guido should offer prizes for such efforts.

  675. 675
    Aneurin Bevin says:

    For example Tony Blair set about saving the NHS and nobody holds him to that promise

  676. 676
    smoggie says:

    You’ll find the link on his famous blog.

  677. 677
    smoggie says:

    Chucky Simplistic was moaning on BBC about the banksters tax contribution.

    “We, the taxpayers..” he rapped, as if he contributes to the exchequer “We”??

    He is a civil servant and he is paid entirely by the taxpayer. He contributes not one penny. The fact that he takes 70% from the public purse instead of 100% is because he has no choice.

  678. 678
    smoggie says:

    You are both impostors. Sir Stu the Invisible Man is not named so for nothing.

  679. 679
    smoggie says:

    …under a different Anaesthetic, Brown might still be prime minister today.

  680. 680
    The blame game gets even nastier says:

    “Dave’s” flagship Big Society project championed by”Sam-Cam” is closed by Labour Council who blame the Coalition’s cuts for the decision in a flurry of insults between Sayeed Warsi and Camden Council Leader…….


  681. 681

    “Protraction!” What a tit!

    The Data Protection Act applies to personal information. The name “micky” does not cut the mustard here. Even if you had put your surname, “mouse”, it would not do so. IP Address does not qualify under the Act either – yours will be dynamic anyway – because you are a loser, you are probably using your mum and dad’s.

    Then there is the issue of jurisdiction as mentioned below. I detect a serious outbreak of mong fever in the UK.

  682. 682
    Nance watch says:

    Oooooh, get her!!! Upset by a little war, are you?

  683. 683
    Mad in a Jad says:

    Not funny at all. They already have a j*e*w-exterminating government in Palestine

  684. 684
    yet another fucking moniker says:

    Speak of the Devil and he shall appear

  685. 685
    You gotta Laugh says:

    Max Mosley wanting to become a Liebour MP is amusing, but I suppose he wanted to follow in his dad’s footsteps. Try telling the Guardianistas that another Mosley was clearly a Labour man!!!

  686. 686
    Quentin Crisp-Packet says:

    Anyone who calls himself, “Top Boy” has to be a bit suspect. I mean, that’s so very a gay term

  687. 687
    Quentin Crisp-Packet says:

    +1. I don’t think a lefty cyberbully like that little bitch you-know-who would scare our Billy away.

  688. 688

    Brown’s friend, Gaddafi, killed 140 of his own yesterday. Proud of yourself Gordon? Yes, you showed real courage there, didn’t you?

    Sleep well from the strains of being a constituency MP.

  689. 689
    Pickled Wizard says:

    I wonder what porky prescotts bill was?

  690. 690
    site moderatrix says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha… you obviously haven’t been around here long.

    Now do one.

  691. 691
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I wish a long slow painful death to this utter peice of shit
    oh and his ladyboy wife !

  692. 692
    look at me!!!! says:


  693. 693
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    I have never met the bigot GaDuffy


    mornin ar moniker

  694. 694
    zaphod says:

    Does the truth often hurt you?

  695. 695
    Dave's same old sphincter says:

    They account for most of the comments here.

  696. 696
    Daily Wail? says:

    Hoorah for the blackshirts eh?

  697. 697
    Ed Balls Spokesman says:

    “Global and General Nominees, a Nevis-registered firm offers some protection, as plaintiffs are required to deposit $25,000 in court before commencing any action in Nevis.”

    The said amount will be deposited on Monday.

    See you in Court,Mr Fawkes.

  698. 698
    Well! says:

    If you work 5 years you get 5 weeks redundancy pay,30 years=30 weeks redundancy pay is the law after that it is up to the company,31 years = 30 +1 week if the company agree to pay you that week,if the redundancy pay is say over £30k say for working 5 years you pay tax,I’ve no idea if the company is going down the tubes and can’t pay.
    It was changed when the dockers were getting thousands tax free and most of it went on booze,as usual the clergy complained and the goverment at the time saw £ signs.

    GET A GROWN UP, I really don’t understand some peoples attitudes, it was an explanation informed or not and it happened and happens,

  699. 699
    English teacher says:

    Comma, and then a space.

    Comma, and then a space.

    Comma, and then a space.

  700. 700
    Daily Wail? says:

    Hoorah for the blackshorts eh?

  701. 701
    Daily Wail? says:

    Blackshirts obviously….. iPhone predictive text issues….,,

  702. 702
    Schools mustn't produce winners says:

    It’s “Ed Balls‘s spokesman”.

  703. 703
    Well! says:

    Ps, above is a presumption you don’t have a written contract when taken on,when a company makes you redundant and puts you on the market,all trusts, privacy,responsibilites are nulled between you and the company when they pay you, unless you have a shutup contract,you don’t owe them and they really don’t owe you,but it’s your responsibilty to maximise the opportunity to your advantage,after all business is business.

  704. 704
    Well! says:

    Will take note, thank you for the English lesson mr pedant.

  705. 705
  706. 706
    Labour councillors rape children says:

    Your right about being a mong.

  707. 707
    Wigs on the Green says:

    Mosley was fucked the minute he put on that silly uniform and started to strut about like Mussolini and Hitler….nobody took him seriously after that apart from a few aristos who mriaculously had never supported fascism after 3 September 1939 much like there were no nazis in Germany after 8 May 1945

  708. 708
    Lard Presc'unt says:

    I am always conscious of my dignity and public profile and make sure I only endorse the classiest products like Tracy Temple who I managed to endorse several times at my desk even leaving the door open on occasion.

  709. 709
    Eeu to me says:

    Well I never,must lack be money, can’t be political shenanigans,could it ?.

  710. 710
    Dr Spock says:

    Are you pregnant again Elton ?

  711. 711

    Best you pay your rent first.

  712. 712
    Right Of Recall Now!!!! says:

    The real Sir Stuart Bell is an imposter.

    He’s pretending to be an MP and to represent his constituents.

  713. 713

    If you call that living ….

  714. 714

    He could not pay for a pot to piss in.

  715. 715
    Final attempt says:

    No the Guardian does not evade tax, it avoids it. perfectly legel.

  716. 716
    Final attempt says:

    Wow the trolls were out yesterday, Hope they gettin paid at least the minwage , wouldnt want labour to break the law……

  717. 717
    Anonymous says:

    why don’t you vote for an independent Englandstan?

  718. 718
    Anonymous says:

    Oooooo yer losin it big time there, your English overlords will not be pleased such chippy behaviour is not becoming of their Welsh Quizling. You really have to avoid the temptation of biting every time.
    Honestly though what have the Welsh ever done for us?

  719. 719
    Anonymous says:

    What’s Dave got to do with it, he is leader of the Conservative and Unionist party, no self respecting seeker of independence for England would vote for a unionist party would they? Oh don’t tell me you do and you just haven’t thought things through .
    Listen mate if you really want English independence vote for the English Independence party or alternatively shut the fuck up.

  720. 720

    Lacking the appropriate professional qualifications in afflictions of the psyche, I’d always assumed that ‘empathy’ was the sociopath’s equivalent of ‘sympathy’ – the appearance of sharing an emotion without any of the necessary fellow-feeling.

  721. 721
  722. 722
  723. 723

    It would be nice if he disappeared for a long, long time. Don’t tempt me, Frankie…

  724. 724
  725. 725
    Anonymous says:

    Bet your wife left you mr moniker, I’l wager your one of those Fathers for Justice dicks !

  726. 726
    Handycock says:

    Hello your Dukeship, once again. I am hoping that after my stint in the Commons I may be elevated to the Lords and perhaps we can sit together. I doubt MI5 are going to interview me, because, as you say, the country is f****d. I am making enquiries at the moment about being an MP, a Councillor and a Member of the Lords, all at the same time, then, I will truly be the greatest Trougher of all time. Sorry have to go, am in Court tomorrow, something to do with children. innit?

  727. 727

    I have to admit to you privately, Mr Anonymong, that I have a huge problem with my wife.

    She understands me.

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