February 18th, 2011

How the Mighty Fall


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe he had a “Good Lunch” as most do in parliment?

  2. 2
    Hugh Janus says:

    Has it knocked some sense into him?

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe he took a beating from Mandelson’s rubbery cock

  4. 4

    It’s a bindi.

    “The area between the eyebrows (where the bindi is placed) is said to be the sixth chakra, ajna, the seat of “concealed wisdom”. According to followers of Hinduism, this chakra is the exit point for kundalini energy. The bindi is said to retain energy and strengthen concentration. It is also said to protect against demons or bad luck.”

  5. 5
    Duty Pedant says:

    Parliament, please….

  6. 6
    Hugh Janus says:

    In that case he’d better ask for his money back.

  7. 7
  8. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mobile throwing is MY trademark.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    You should the state of the old lady…

  10. 10
    CLAPS says:

    I don’t what Guido thinks but I’d make that comment of the day.

  11. 11
    Engineer says:

    Sitting too close to the trombonist during the big finish.

  12. 12
    Ampers says:

    Who wants to talk about Ken Clarke?

    I have something else to say.

    Politicians who espouse closer integration to the EU are bastards, they probably have very dirty habits, and although they push their case they know full well that the majority of the people they represent are agin it.

    So in addition to the above, they are evil and probably have smelly breath.

  13. 13
    Stroppycow says:

    “Minister – just ice that.”

  14. 14
    Mrs Clarke says:

    Sounds just like Ken to me.

  15. 15
    Trish abelson says:

    A shiner in speaker’s Court…. Were the Speaker’s expletives flying around at the time?

  16. 16
    why AV will not work says:

  17. 17
    Larry The Cat says:

    When it comes to being tough on crime, Ken’s a pussy.

  18. 18
    I says:

    It’s those suede loafers he’s been wearing from birth.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    “..the shiner on Ken Clarke’s forehead..”

    aren’t shiner’s usually nearer the eyes?

  20. 20
    Joss Taskin says:

    Chakra ??? He was pushed over by Shami Chakrabindi ??????

  21. 21
    Ken Clarke says:

    My brain hurts

  22. 22
    I says:

    Agree….didn’t see this before posting @17 above

  23. 23
    Stroppycow says:

    Between the eyes have it?

  24. 24
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Did he trip up – or was he tripped up?

    That’s the question.

  25. 25
    EU, prisoner votes, sex offender list appeals, bailouts, muzzies, corrupt MPs & me? No thanks. says:

    It’s a shame the old codger didn’t suffer a more serious injury.

  26. 26
    Thanks to Mad Frankie for funniest pic of the year says:

  27. 27
    Gennaro Gattuso says:

    Non lo ho fatto! Ha slittato e caduto!

  28. 28
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ken Clarke’s attempt to be the subject of the Friday caption contest ends in failure

  29. 29
    Yeah, right..... says:

    Ken been at the cooking sherry again?

  30. 30
    Larry The Cat says:

    I’m my own cat.

  31. 31

    I think that means he’s a married Hindu women.

  32. 32
    gildedtumbril says:

    He should have broken his fat, ugly, hush puppied neck.
    I am not too awfully fond of him or his idiot ideas.

  33. 33
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Is it something to do with ash wednesday?

    He was making pancakes and hit his head with the frying pan.

  34. 34
    Stroppycow says:

    Guido – would that be a soft shoe (re) shuffle?

  35. 35
    Gennaro Gattuso says:

    He’s a-no married a-Hindu women

  36. 36
    Joe Jordan says:


  37. 37
    A man with a cup of tea says:

    Isn’t it odd.. Gordon leaves Number 10 and within 8 months Nokia is almost bankr*upt.

  38. 38
    berlusconi says:

    Pissed again I suppose.

  39. 39
    AC1 says:

    That’s a picture of Melvin Bragg?

  40. 40
    Concerned says:

    Ken, contact Lawyers4U. That pavement is a death trap. Who needs expenses when you can claim compensation.

  41. 41
    Irony says:


    It would be wonderful if he was actually mugged, by some chav mutant with 200 previous convictions.

  42. 42
    Scotty says:

    O/T. England must reclaim it’s National Identity. It must cleanse itself of the PC agenda which promotes multiculturism over and above National Identity. Multiculturism does not work. Intergration is the way forward. England is the land of the confused.

  43. 43
    Carter Ruck says:

    Hear Hear

    Where there’s a hit there’s a writ and Ken took a hit alright !

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll make a statement about this to the House at 3pm. First, fizzy orange time.

  45. 45
    Gawkes says:

    Take him down

  46. 46
    AC1 says:

    You sure it’s not pandering for the Islamist vote? They’ve all got a mark there from banging their head on the floor “praying”.

  47. 47
    Martin Day says:

    That’ll teach Ken not to try and interfere between the Hells Angels and the Outlaws again

  48. 48
    Billy Blofeld says:

    Someones been prodding Ken on the forehead……….. We. Are. Not. Joining. The Euro. Ken.

  49. 49
    nell says:

    Did he jump or was he pushed?

  50. 50
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Oh, I thought that was the ‘standby’ button.

  51. 51
    David Cameron says:

    Bloody fool,Ken

    Should have been airbrushed like my photos

  52. 52
    Scotty says:

    That is not a shiner. That is a cut.

  53. 53

    Or in a locker room with Sir Alex.

  54. 54
  55. 55
    Arthur Gandhi says:

    Couldn’t we get one for Gordon? I thing an automatic pistol would be the means of application to enlighten him…

  56. 56
    Mad Rassa says:

    I see it’s all kicking off in the religion of piss.

  57. 57
    Carey in a wheelchair with joggers nipples says:


  58. 58
    drakes drum says:

    O Ken, you old bruiser! You are the ideal candidate for the Ambassadors’ job in Bahrain.

  59. 59
    Hamish says:

    The story about Norman Lamont’s shiner was that he had bumped into a filing cabinet. It later energed that it was the fist of a jealous husband he had bumped into.
    Could this be the story with Ken? Err, maybe not.

  60. 60

    He was probably “tired”.

  61. 61
    FGAU says:

    He probably banged his head on the floor while praying to Brussels too vigorously.

  62. 62
    benny says:

    (20) hmmm, so it’s not rented then?

  63. 63
    Desperate Dan says:

    He got it from the boot of the Lord Chief Justice whose megalomania and defence of his unelected and unaccountable office knows no bounds.

  64. 64
    fagged@eton says:

    He’s converted to islam and has been hitting the prayer mat – literally!

    Look out for the “prayer mat bump” on the foreheads of all those “secular & moderate” (according to Al-jabeeba) demonstrators in the middle-east.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Fat Ken: 2 thoughts come to mind:-
    1 Keep your friends close & your enemies closer.
    2 Better to have KC peeing out of the tent rather than peeing into it.

  66. 66
    Stroppycow says:

    Has he visited Glasgow recently?

  67. 67
    Call me Infidel says:

    He’s probably reverted to Islam.

  68. 68
    Chris says:

    Well what did he expect I am surprised it was on his forehead, I wonder if he has any more marks in places we cant see

  69. 69
    Worthless Lib Dem Pledge says:

    I thought it was another dick, hence the term dick head.

  70. 70
    I hate Blue Labour says:


    I hope it hurt.

  71. 71
    Alf Garnett says:

    I just hope that it knocked some of that Europhilia out of him.

  72. 72
    Archie says:

    Now THAT’s funny, Joss!

  73. 73
    Archie says:

    Fcuk you. You integrate!

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