There have been all sorts of suggestions, mostly unprintable, about the shiner on Ken Clarke’s forehead that was noticed in his copious media performance today. It wasn’t Dave’s mobile phone but apparently he tripped up in Speaker’s Court.
Insert gag about a reshuffle here.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Maybe he had a “Good Lunch” as most do in parliment?
Parliament, please….
Fat Ken: 2 thoughts come to mind:-
1 Keep your friends close & your enemies closer.
2 Better to have KC peeing out of the tent rather than peeing into it.
I thought it was another dick, hence the term dick head.
It’s those suede loafers he’s been wearing from birth.
“..the shiner on Ken Clarke’s forehead..”
aren’t shiner’s usually nearer the eyes?
Non lo ho fatto! Ha slittato e caduto!
X#*****fQtxxx:::eyetalian
That’s a picture of Melvin Bragg?
He was probably “tired”.
He’s probably reverted to Islam.
Has it knocked some sense into him?
He’s converted to islam and has been hitting the prayer mat – literally!
Look out for the “prayer mat bump” on the foreheads of all those “secular & moderate” (according to Al-jabeeba) demonstrators in the middle-east.
Maybe he took a beating from Mandelson’s rubbery cock
It’s a bindi.
“The area between the eyebrows (where the bindi is placed) is said to be the sixth chakra, ajna, the seat of “concealed wisdom”. According to followers of Hinduism, this chakra is the exit point for kundalini energy. The bindi is said to retain energy and strengthen concentration. It is also said to protect against demons or bad luck.”
In that case he’d better ask for his money back.
Chakra ??? He was pushed over by Shami Chakrabindi ??????
Now THAT’s funny, Joss!
I think that means he’s a married Hindu women.
He’s a-no married a-Hindu women
You sure it’s not pandering for the Islamist vote? They’ve all got a mark there from banging their head on the floor “praying”.
Oh, I thought that was the ‘standby’ button.
Couldn’t we get one for Gordon? I thing an automatic pistol would be the means of application to enlighten him…
Duff puppies.
I don’t what Guido thinks but I’d make that comment of the day.
Agree….didn’t see this before posting @17 above
Mobile throwing is MY trademark.
Isn’t it odd.. Gordon leaves Number 10 and within 8 months Nokia is almost bankr*upt.
You should the state of the old lady…
Sitting too close to the trombonist during the big finish.
Who wants to talk about Ken Clarke?
I have something else to say.
Politicians who espouse closer integration to the EU are bastards, they probably have very dirty habits, and although they push their case they know full well that the majority of the people they represent are agin it.
So in addition to the above, they are evil and probably have smelly breath.
Sounds just like Ken to me.
“Minister – just ice that.”
A shiner in speaker’s Court…. Were the Speaker’s expletives flying around at the time?
When it comes to being tough on crime, Ken’s a pussy.
I’m my own cat.
(20) hmmm, so it’s not rented then?
My brain hurts
Between the eyes have it?
Did he trip up – or was he tripped up?
That’s the question.
It’s a shame the old codger didn’t suffer a more serious injury.
http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/Gordon_Brown_helmet.jpg
Ken Clarke’s attempt to be the subject of the Friday caption contest ends in failure
Ken been at the cooking sherry again?
He should have broken his fat, ugly, hush puppied neck.
I am not too awfully fond of him or his idiot ideas.
+1
It would be wonderful if he was actually mugged, by some chav mutant with 200 previous convictions.
Is it something to do with ash wednesday?
He was making pancakes and hit his head with the frying pan.
Guido – would that be a soft shoe (re) shuffle?
Pissed again I suppose.
Or in a locker room with Sir Alex.
Ken, contact Lawyers4U. That pavement is a death trap. Who needs expenses when you can claim compensation.
Hear Hear
Where there’s a hit there’s a writ and Ken took a hit alright !
O/T. England must reclaim it’s National Identity. It must cleanse itself of the PC agenda which promotes multiculturism over and above National Identity. Multiculturism does not work. Intergration is the way forward. England is the land of the confused.
Fcuk you. You integrate!
I’ll make a statement about this to the House at 3pm. First, fizzy orange time.
Take him down
That’ll teach Ken not to try and interfere between the Hells Angels and the Outlaws again
Someones been prodding Ken on the forehead……….. We. Are. Not. Joining. The Euro. Ken.
Did he jump or was he pushed?
Bloody fool,Ken
Should have been airbrushed like my photos
That is not a shiner. That is a cut.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html ?
I see it’s all kicking off in the religion of piss.
Bullet!
O Ken, you old bruiser! You are the ideal candidate for the Ambassadors’ job in Bahrain.
The story about Norman Lamont’s shiner was that he had bumped into a filing cabinet. It later energed that it was the fist of a jealous husband he had bumped into.
Could this be the story with Ken? Err, maybe not.
He probably banged his head on the floor while praying to Brussels too vigorously.
He got it from the boot of the Lord Chief Justice whose megalomania and defence of his unelected and unaccountable office knows no bounds.
Has he visited Glasgow recently?
Well what did he expect I am surprised it was on his forehead, I wonder if he has any more marks in places we cant see
Good.
I hope it hurt.
I just hope that it knocked some of that Europhilia out of him.