February 14th, 2011

Who’s a Lucky Boy?

Michael Gove is getting a fair bit of stick in his tricky brief, but it’s not all bad news for the wily Education Secretary. According to his wife’s column in the Times the Member for Surrey Heath is in for Valentines treat. In an in-depth discussion about sexy underwear shopping to find something “flirty and colourful” for the larger breasted lady, Mrs Gove, AKA Sarah Vine, goes into almost Sally B levels of detail.

A quick peek at sexypantiesandnaughtyknickers.com, the designer of Mrs Gove’s choice, gives us pictures of the Paradise set that she picked up. Sorry to ruin the surprise Secretary of State…


386 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Lucky lass and lad , Aint love grand ………..

  2. 2

    Bugger. This is one subject where I would like to have claimed “first”!

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Maybe they are not for him……

  4. 4

    Do you reckon they do Sarah Teather’s sizes?

    I’m up for that…

  5. 5
    Dick the Prick says:

    Genuinely don’t want to know – the mental image is too frightful

  6. 6
    Badger Mandelson of Lizards says:

    Guido

    Can you do me the Petal range like a good duckie…

  7. 7
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “Larger breasted lady” ? ? ?
    With that photo?

    Larger than who, jane birkin?

  8. 8
    Badger in Chief Bryant says:

    Can you do me the Twiggy range while you are at it

    My Y fronts have worn out…

  9. 9
    Editor of Mumsnet says:

    Please show us the knickers that go with that bra Mrs Gove

    Just dying to know…

  10. 10
    Fingers Maguire says:

    Is Ms Vine trying to catch up with our Sally ?

  11. 11
    Ed Balls' Cookbook says:

  12. 12

    Ayup Paragnostic! Glad to see that you are still abreast of matters.

  13. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    I dont like women.

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today is my gibbon phase.

  15. 15

    Would have liked to play with Jane Birkin’s fine bod on the basis that what you can’t get in your mouth is wasted.’

  16. 16
    Guido knows my ISP says:

    another O/T to follow up on my last post:

    http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,745377,00.html

    I wonder whether Gorgon is wetting his pants in anticipation

  17. 17
    Gawkes says:

    Uplifting story, bra-vo

  18. 18
    Bob Frost says:

    FFS. I was about to eat.

  19. 19
    Old Fuc**r says:

    Not half! I’m on their mailing list.

  20. 20
    Dave Cameron says:

    Hang on a mo Michael !

    Don’t ever forget “We’re all in this together”

  21. 21
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Not a ticklin’ stick…it’s a ticklin’ bra. Lets have more ThongLeaks.

  22. 22
    Worthless Lib Dem Pledge says:

    Perhaps he likes wearing them!

    This sort of thing will be lost on Clegg; he wants to see equality extra long Y fronts to be the order of the day.

  23. 23
    Michael Gove says:

    Not tonight, love, if you don’t mind. I’m absolutely knackered what with all those lefties in the Department and media giving me grief. It’s given me a stonking headache.

  24. 24
    Worthless Lib Dem Pledge says:

    Gove doesn’t have to look far to see a good tit- where are you Clegg!

  25. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I heard she was shagging a fellow Journolist.

  26. 26
    English Gentleman in France says:

    Hello Guido…………. Give us a wave

    I hope your weekend at the Eden in Rome was suitably enjoyable for you and Mrs Fawkes..

    Did Silvio give you the Order of Caligula BTW ?

    But do let us keep a little class on this blog

    http://expresse.excite.fr/photos/les-photos-nues-de-carla-bruni-P8-0-photos0.html

    I like it real you see

    As Lord 2 shags and 3 jags Prezza serves me my third G & T…

  27. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    Due to emergency parliamentary business, I will be unable to spend Valentine’s with my beloved wife, Ms Macauley.

  28. 28
    Editor of the Tatler says:

    That was our Yvette…

    The Telegraph if I remember…

  29. 29
    Puke says:

    I just saw Sky’s poll. Please tell me they were drunk or high when they put Harridan and Caroline Flinty as No2 sexiest women in Westminster.

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Flint i could see, But Harriet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. 31
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Looks like the Secretary of State might broaden his education a little!

    Good on ya both!

  32. 32
    Editor of the Tatler says:

    Oh dear what a calamity

    Gordo’s locked again in the lavatory

    He stayed there from Monday to Saturday

    And no one knew he was there…

    Or something like that…

  33. 33
    Dr Spock says:

    Flint has had a tit job…

    That’s cheating…

  34. 34
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    You’ve clearly been living an over privileged life – perhaps your cups runneth over?

  35. 35
    Madge the Vag says:

    I agree with Dick.
    Please stop- you’ll put me off my romantic Valentines dinner.

  36. 36
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Neither does Ed Balls. I wonder what gruesome surprises are in store for him this evening.

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    didnt know that , but compared to other leftie “women” she prob the best they got.

  38. 38
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Applause.

  39. 39
    Mrs Gove says:

    This is not a f*ckin’ democracy, sunshine. Drop trou right now!

  40. 40
    Connaisseur says:

    To the co-conspirator who likes matching collars and cuffs

    you have them here…

  41. 41
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    Poor bastard – forced to do a munter for the sake of his career.

  42. 42
    Connaisseur says:

    Yes

    And Sally Cicciolina can’t do the real nude job

    She has no tits at all…

    And I doubt is her ass is up to scratch either

    hence the sheet

  43. 43
    Martin Day says:

    In the past week, voters have seen more clearly than ever this Conservative-led government in its true colours: a single-issue government making huge sacrifices of the things we value on the altar of deficit reduction. Recontaminated. In deep blue. A traditional Tory government.

  44. 44
    Connaisseur says:

    But Priti Pratel is great…

  45. 45
    NotaSheep says:

    Maybe there aren’t any?

  46. 46
    jack says:

    You comments should merely be flushed down Toilets Maguire…

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Labour lost. Get over it.

  48. 48
    Jack says:

    Union instructions lad

  49. 49
    P. Doff says:

    Well endowed slapper oop north asks, “Can you tell me the way to Oldham?”

    Ken Dodd replies, “Yes madam… one in each ‘and!”

  50. 50
    Tom Baldwin says:

    Pressure is set to mount on the Bank of England tomorrow as inflation is expected to surge and trigger another letter of explanation from Governor Mervyn King to Guido Fawkes.

    After jumping to 3.7% in December, Guido Fawkes expect tomorrow’s inflation figures to show a rate of 4.1% for January, as the VAT hike from 17.5% to 20% on January 4 and soaring commodity costs pushed up the cost of living

  51. 51
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” A traditional Tory government.”

    I fucking wish ! Thsi lot are to the left of the blessed lady Thatcher.

  52. 52
    Jack says:

    Whatever happened to the phone hacking scandal Guido ??

    Have “they” threatened the Daily Mirror ??!!

    Let’s go to town on Toilets and the Labour hyporcisy AGAIN …

  53. 53
    MI5 says:

    Roopîe’s recent visit must have shaken things up more than a bit…

    Watch the sparks flying soon…

  54. 54
    sockpuppet #4 says:

  55. 55
    jack says:

    O/T

    Here is the MD of the IMF

    Card carrying French Socialist and member of the Socialist International – the Dictators’ club…

    Would you buy a second hand car from him ?

    PS And another Lizard

  56. 56
    Engineer says:

    Did anybody else notice how inflation started it’s upward trend shortly after the introduction of QE?

  57. 57
    Michael Gove says:

    Oh, heck. You’ll have to do the jockeying, love.

  58. 58
    Mark says:

    Worth watching to see the lovely Ms Teather smiling :)

  59. 59
    staying in touch says:

    That site only goes up to an FF cup. Nothing there for a 32G.

    Ah well, I’ll have to lure Gove some other way.

  60. 60
    M Moran says:

    Anyone wanna see my underwear?

  61. 61
    Engineer says:

    Good job it wasn’t Ramsbottom.

  62. 62
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Still an improvement on last lot for now ……..

  63. 63
    Crosby Lady says:

    I always thought Gove was gay. All of his housemates were.

  64. 64

    Not off topic at all. He looks a right tit.

  65. 65

    I would, if I ever got the chance (!)

  66. 66
    Engineer says:

    I’ve heard that Billy Smart’s have made an offer for it.

  67. 67
    It'sAlreadyTooLate says:

    Same letter as last month

    Dear George

    So sorry

    Love Mervyn

    Reply

    Dear Mervyn

    Don’t worry

    Love George

  68. 68
    A valentine for a retard says:

    If I were a cabbage.
    I would half myself in two.
    The leaves I give to others.
    The heart I keep for you.
    Dribble x

  69. 69

    Engineer, I thought you were talking about the left picture at the top of the page at first.

  70. 70
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ” Roses are red
    The stems are twisted
    Bend over bitch
    your about to get fisted.”

  71. 71
    Phantom says:

    Labour did a political defaecation job on the economy and its people.

    If the coalition are going to suffer temporary unpopularity, it’s called leadership.

    What Labour did was seditious and have no policies except denialist totems like ‘no Tory cuts’.

    Now go and join your lefty onanist mates on LabourLost.

  72. 72
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Prices of imported goods went up. Thats an “international factor” you know, so nowt to do with us.

  73. 73
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    the cost of imported goods and oil went up. thats an international factor and so nowt to do with us.

  74. 74
    Editor of Mumsnet says:

    And here is a real choice of lingerie Guido

    Let class reign in these somber days of decline and fall

    http://www.edencharms.com/

  75. 75
    Seacombe drunk watching the tide come in says:

    A very rare illness in the HOC not being gay.

  76. 76
    Harvard Professor says:

    There is total beauty and sensuality in the female body

    It is at the very heart of European art and civlisation

    We have to come here to Guido’s blog to vaunt it

    Knowing that the PC fascists have no answer…

  77. 77
  78. 78

    Let us get this right Martin Day…

    What level of debt do you think it is acceptable that the UK should shoulder? A quadrillion? A quintillion? A sextillion? Skipping a few, a decillion, perhaps? Why not go right onto a googolplex?

    The fact is: you and your cronies understand neither money nor quantity? You are like a kid let loose in a sweet factory, who will eat until he is sick. The country is already very, very sick. You have helped it get to this point.

  79. 79
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be eating an asparagus. My beloved wife Ms Macauley has had to leave for an urgent business trip to Canterbury.

  80. 80
    genghiz the kahn says:

    But Brown watched the £ move south, which has led to some higher import bills.

  81. 81
  82. 82
    The Paraletic says:

    Who cares what you think, your Welsh.

  83. 83

    Why do you just cut ‘n paste crap?

  84. 84
    More from the religion of peace says:

    Well done to Channel 4 for exposing this. Tonight’s Dispatches at 8pm:

    Documentary that goes undercover to investigate allegations that there are teachers who regularly assault children in some of the 2,000 Muslim schools in Britain run by Islamic organisations. The film also explores claims that a selection of these educational institutions secretly teach a message of hatred and intolerance

  85. 85
    Freedom Fighter says:

    Guido

    Keep up the good work

    We are getting there…

    The peoples of the world have revolted against the oppression of Socialism and coercers in all their forms for more than 30 years now

    Francis Fukuyama was right…

    The End of History is coming about…

    I would love a reply from any leftie pseudo intellectual now…

  86. 86
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    It works for gay or straight couples :-)

  87. 87
    Ed Balls says:

    For Valentine’s, I’m going to be having a 69 with Yvette tonight.

    That’s the menu number for the sweet and sour chicken at our local takeaway. What did you think I meant?

  88. 88
    Raoul Moat says:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    They’ll need your dental records
    To identify you

  89. 89
    Polly Toynbee says:

    Would you like to see me in lingerie?

  90. 90
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    If i were PM
    I’d take on a lacky
    i chose Nick Clegg
    he’s a bit of a spackie

  91. 91
    AC1 says:

    We care about your failing mental health Tat.
    Get well soon.

  92. 92
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    no , but i have a final solution for you .

  93. 93
    MARGARET BECKETT says:

    Only if you want to see me in mine !

  94. 94
    Col Heywood Jablowme (retired) says:

    Nothing better on a cold night than a heavy breasted filly wearing a bit of the old stockings n’ lace. Nursey! Hurry with the ointment!

  95. 95
    becky wad says:

    rather you than me Dave – her husband’s a twat, but she’s a fat minger

  96. 96
    Freedom Fighter says:

    There is no blog in the UK apart from yours which can even begin to duscuss these

    real subjects…..

    Some of us who have suffered real socialist oppression can speak..

    But the MSM in the UK do not want to know…

    But it was you when no one dared denounce the madness, smearing, lying fraud and disinformation of the Brown years, who spoke out loud and clear despite the threats and abuse of the Thuggie Whelans of this world……

    You deserve the Eden and more, much more, young man…(and Mrs Fawkes and the Fawkettes !)

  97. 97
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Very good! :-)

  98. 98
    Ratsniffer says:

    Frankly, I’d rather be gang banged up the tradesman’s entrance by a pack of syphilitic hillbillies all wearing strap on spikey dildoes and twanging “down in alabamy” on their banjos.

  99. 99
    AC1 says:

    “And German euro skeptics may be gaining ground.”

    They say it like it’s a bad thing! I personally think 60ish year old history suggests German efforts at European “unification” regardless of the European peoples views are a little prone to problems…

  100. 100
    Seacombe drunk watching the tide come in says:

    “Your nickers are red
    My underkecks are blue
    If I take them off
    can I swop with you”

  101. 101

    Ever thought of applying for Poet Laureate? They get paid in beer.

  102. 102
    Dack Blog says:

    Does it come with a frilly blindfold?

  103. 103
    anthony charles lynton blair says:

    come back when you’ve finished your gcse’s

  104. 104

    @Billy. I have never felt the need to double my chances of getting a date.

  105. 105
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    They are left of joint EU arselickers, John fucking Major and Phoney Bliar. Deep blue? Pea green more like.

  106. 106
    Freedom Fighter says:

    I love your Moniker Harry

    It says it all…

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    You are stupid.

  108. 108
    i'm worried about thailand says:

    easliy arranged – just pop round to billy the bum-biter’s place – happens every monday night

  109. 109
    Freedom Fighter says:

    The modding is on auto drive now

    Give me another G&T Prezza…

  110. 110
    anthony charles lynton blair says:

    but very wealthy – what’s your excuse

  111. 111
    Freedom Fighter says:

    It not on auto drive

    Its on auto block everything until Uncle Guido gets the girls to bed…

  112. 112
    AC1 says:

    It’s all his limited immagination can do?

  113. 113
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Mrs Bowden would give me out if she caught looking at any other totty :-)

  114. 114
    CLAIRE SHORT IN A THONG says:

    How would you like to chew my gusset ?

  115. 115
    AC1 says:

    Another beard?

  116. 116
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    yes.

    I didn’t make it entirely clear that I was talking Balls.

  117. 117
    Eeu to me says:

    It was shooting up when Brown was chancellor,it didn’t need outside interference,just Brown oh! and Prescott,remember the all the savings made by councils when they put their pension money into the Icelandic banks .

  118. 118
    Freedom Fighter says:

    Hey Guido

    Don’t shut down the blog like that during Prime Time FFS

    But do give the Fawkettes a kiss from us all none the less…

  119. 119
    dan maskell and virginia wade says:

    oh i say

  120. 120
    Watch Channel 4 says:

    Dispatches on Channel 4 at 8pm goes undercover in muzee faith schools were they’re taught hatred and bigotry.

  121. 121
    Ode to moaty says:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your dead you c u n t
    Hope it was painful

  122. 122

    It’s all they do in schools now – and universities, I hear.

    Must be an opportunity here for a marvellous scam, wish I could think of it…

  123. 123
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    at least i right my crap fist hand :-)

  124. 124

    I think you mean first hand, but then your attempt at poetry made me think again…

  125. 125
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d like to wish everyone a happy Valentine’s Day.

  126. 126
    fist of fury says:

    when’s she getting the other one done?

  127. 127
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Or frilly handcuffs?

  128. 128
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    One day i will get post that is grammer and speeling correct :-)

  129. 129

    @Billy. The more particularly if that totty were male, I hope!

  130. 130
    Raymond's review bar says:

    For all upwardly mobile Labour frauds and slappers, to find Empty Ed and Uma Berger this evening…

    http://www.timeout.com/london/restaurants/venue/2:14750/bevis-marks-restaurant

    Easy way to climb the greasy pole…

  131. 131
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What Mrs Bowden says Mr Bowden does…….

  132. 132
    The Poet of the Labour Party "Radar" Baldwin says:

    For goodness sake

    Pints went out years ago

    It’s lines of coke for Progressive Socialists like us now…

    PS Only way to live the lie you understand ?!

  133. 133

    Presumably, you have met Gordon Brown? He is always bumping into bigots.

  134. 134
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Must be a riverting convo , with ed and his blank sheet of paper.

  135. 135
    Dack Blog says:

    And some of these:

  136. 136
    Angry Taxpayer says:

    It’s OK for you Progressive Socilists whose lines are paid for my their wives…

    In my pub, they are called gigolos…

  137. 137

    How dreadfully old fashioned of me, Mr er Baldwin?

  138. 138

    I wish you a long and happy marriage, then.

    .

    .

    .

    (gulp)

  139. 139
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thats why i volunteer for any overtime :-)

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  141. 141
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Shame the unbiased BBC wouldnt do the same .

  142. 142
  143. 143
    P. Doff says:

    I hear they have a new Chinese juggling act in the Big Top… Wan King within tent.

  144. 144

    Aye, Eng, but the survey revealed dry rot heading south rapidly, so Billy was smart and withdrew…

  145. 145
    smoggie says:

    Speaking of big tits…..

  146. 146

    Yes Ed – just remember that the last time you tried rug munching you ended up with carpet burns on your chin, you retard.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    Well she certainly has the looks for it. A body more suited to dungarees than silk lingerie.

  148. 148

    The “End of History and the Last Man” was a good book and correct about almost everything except for history coming to an end*.

    * with the exception of our education system where it did just that.

  149. 149
    smoggie says:

    … The full nut cluster I bet.

  150. 150
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Must be a Gibbon’s moon.

  151. 151
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Going to be lonesome tonight love?

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Too late. I’ve just treated her to my prawn cracker.

  153. 153
    Gordon Brown PM says:

    Tonight I will be wearing fancy dress – a frilly bra and open crotch knickers. I will then play my favourite game – charades.

  154. 154
    MARGARET BECKETT says:

    I’ll put you down as a may be then !

  155. 155
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    FFS! 2 peas on an ironing board.

  156. 156
    Er... says:

    Funnily enough, Panorama DID do a similar report last year.

  157. 157

    Yep, and one of the schools has shut early for half term in case the natives get upset about having nests of mediaeval stupidity in their midst, at the advice of the local Plod.

    According to the Mail, the local MP, John Hemming (OK – he’s a new one on me too, but is obviously a LIb Dem apologist for multiculturalism) has condemned C4 for ‘putting the children at risk’. Seems to me that teaching kids to follow the rantings of a Dark Ages Gary Glitter warlord figure might be a bigger risk…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356854/Dispatches-Muslim-Eton-centre-Channel-4-hate-preaching-allegations-forced-shut-far-Right-safety-fears.html

  158. 158
    Er... says:

    Funnily enough, Panorama DID do a similar report last year, called British Schools Islamic Rules which exposed the vile teachings in the schools.

  159. 159
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Exquisite.

  160. 160
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Did they ? I try to avoid the BBC , Prefer news from ta internet .

  161. 161
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The Muzzies have been in the high court trying to get it pulled
    its their human shites you know !

  162. 162
    smoggie says:

    Recommended reading for the Education Secetary, George Orwell’s Coming Up For Air

  163. 163
    The truth did out. says:

    Good to Marcus Brigstocke falling flat on his face on just a minute. A programme that requires both wit and intelligence.

  164. 164
    nell says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355770/Ed-Miliband-share-stage-unions-rally-public-spending-cuts.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    militwit and sadkhan are revamping the face of labour. No more ‘new’ labour , just old labour like it used to be during the bad old days of power cuts, perpetual strikes, rubbish on the streets and closed crematoria.

    And just to make sure that we get his message he’s off to a left wing union rally with bobcrow and all those local government non-job jobsworths, next month, threatening to bring the country to a grinding halt to save their expensive worthless jobs.

    sadkhan says he’s taking the class war to tory toffs , but doesn’t seem to know what he’s going to do about the labour toffs like bliar, militwits mentors the kinnochios, hattyharpic niece to a countess, the multimillionaire wedgie benn and his son hillary, and those two fat millionaires gorbals mick and prezza to name to name but a few. Oh and let’s not forget both militwits are millionaires and inheritance tax dodgers through their inherited property arrangements.

    militwit’s blank sheet of paper is shaping up nicely then.

  165. 165

    A “Dark Ages Gary Glitter”!!!!

    *** claps ***

  166. 166
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thats what we need , The public dont like class war because most aspire to be in the next class up .

  167. 167
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Did anyone notice the build-up of inflationary pressure between 2004 and 2008 when MO increased by an average of 17% per year? That was Neoclassical Endogenous Growth Theory that was.

  168. 168
    Billy Hague says:

    Doubt if Govey remembers how to stand to attenton even to the Paradise set!

  169. 169
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dear Guido

    Can i just say thanks for the public service you provide for free to us windowlickers .

    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever!

    Ps Thanks to all the staff , The sec , The drinks lady, The driver, The cleaner, the legel team .

  170. 170
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dear Guido

    Can i just say thanks for the public service you provide for free to us windowlickers .

    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever!

    Ps Thanks to all the staff , The sec , The dr*nks lady, The dr*ver, The cleaner, the legel team .

  171. 171
    Islamosocialism says:

    BBC 2 is doing an Anti-Geert Wilders propaganda doc atm.

  172. 172
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You sound suprised!

  173. 173
    PISS BE UP ON HIM says:

    This is not a religion it is an oppression it advocates violence at all levels
    it promotes the abuse of children whether by forcing little girls to marry or beating the shit out of little boys because they couldn’t memorise a passage from the koran
    the fact is even in muslim countries fellow muslims murder each other just because they interpret the same book a different way
    they are a people who need to be oppressed by a brutal dictator
    as we have seen once you remove the dictator the fuckers start to try and impose their warped ways on normal people who are only interested in getting on with their lives and couldn’t give a flying fuck about prehistoric sky pixies !

  174. 174
    We're Alright says:

  175. 175
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    nowt wrong with doing drugs , Most the people where i live have.

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    Chief Moderator says:

    What about me? I never get any thanks.

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    We are All White says:

    I was at that time more than a little puzzled why the Welsh Wind Bag (Who was totally against Europe and the house of Lords then) Kept Shouting out “WE ARE ALL WHITE” and the Labour mongs cheered him.

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    Politicians and love songs says:

    The bit on Blinky will make you vomit

    Labour leader Ed Miliband has revealed that Angels by Robbie Williams is the song that lights his romantic fire.

    He said he and partner Justine Thornton sang along to the hit ballad “at the top of our voices” while driving.

    Mr Miliband’s married Labour colleagues Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper go for Elvis Presley’s Can’t Help Falling in Love.

    But Tory Education Secretary Michael Gove opts for the more upbeat Bring Me Sunshine by Morecambe and Wise, the Times newspaper reports.

    The politicians are among a host of famous couples who outlining their favourite love songs for Valentine’s Day

    There has been Westminster speculation that Mr Miliband will propose to Ms Thornton, a barrister and mother to their two children, soon, perhaps even choosing the most romantic day of the year to pop the question.

    The Labour leader said recently that he would marry eventually, but added: “The more people challenge me on it from a political standpoint, the more resistant I will become.”

    In the Times, Mr Miliband reveals that Angels, whose lyrics include “I sit and wait” and “I know that life won’t break me”, is “always in the CD player in the car when we get away for a weekend together”.

    He adds that, unlike Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, a former cruise ship crooner who released an album of love songs last year, his and Ms Thornton’s singing along to Mr Williams is “something we should really only share with each other”.

    Mr Balls, the shadow chancellor, and Ms Cooper, the shadow home secretary, recall that their romance blossomed in the mid-1990s when they used to drive home from Westminster together in his Renault 5 automatic.

    They would serenade one another to the lines of Mr Presley’s Can’t Help Falling in Love, culminating their performance by harmonising the word “love”.

    Mr Gove and his wife, Times columnist Sarah Vine, are altogether less outwardly emotional in their choice.

    She says the light-hearted Bring Me Sunshine, the theme tune to the Morecambe and Wise Show, “encapsulates everything there is to say about our relationship”.

    Ms Vine says that, at parties, “we are in many ways a lot like Eric and Ernie – the one standing seriously (Michael) while the other (me) does a little show-off jig (although neither of us smokes a pipe in bed: not yet anyway)”.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thats coz you a wanker , i had to edit my post .

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    Trashbin Alibi Clown says:

    I’m reporting you to the police.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Oh, she’d scrub up OK in a pair of Mrs. Gove’s finest, methinks.

    I read that whenever little Sarah upset her housemates in her housesharing days, they would get their revenge by placing the breakfast cereals on the highest possible shelf, well out of reach…

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    be thankful its not bryant, otherwise we would all be privvy to the photos

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    Iran protests says:

    Thousands of opposition supporters have clashed with security forces in the centre of the Iranian capital, Tehran.

    Police used tear gas and detained dozens of protesters, who called the rally in solidarity with the recent popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia.

    The BBC also received reports of similar protests being held in the cities of Isfahan, Mashhad and Shiraz.

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    Fondlebum of mandleboy is looking carefully at the small male range

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So where o bummer calling for dinner-jacket go?

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    BBC says:

    Want a job?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    When we start having them on the streets of England
    Give us a shout !

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    Free the BBC says:

    I think it is probably time that the BBC was privatised. This government clearly will never have the time or the inclination to do this in the current parliament. But a future government should be softening up public opinion NOW.

    Come on Chuka free the BBC.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Is that Jo Brand with him ?

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    Chief Moderator says:

    :-(

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido , I was being genuine FFS , Only other day you asked us to be nice !

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    eva(tte) is probably waiting for him in das bunker in full chain mail leiderhosen. I wouldn’t be surprised if herr balls dresses for the occasion in full military mit Eisenkreuz mit Eiche-Blättern . Ein reich, ein volke, ein twat!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    oh eck screen keeps changing .

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    lines of coke in my pub would be cheaper than a feckin glass of coke

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    Dave can Do. The Whinging Ed's Can't do. says:

    I think it will back fire on Red Ed. Clearly a die hard Question Time audience will never blame Labour for leaving the country in so much debt but the man in the street is a lot more intelligent and can see that Red Ed and his Bollock Ed are talking Shite.

    They come across as negative, negative, negative and most do not like negative. Most like Can do and that is what Dave pushed today.

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    Alistair Campbell is a ginger haired jock cunt says:

    I wonder if Chris Bryant buys his knickers from there.

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    Plod says:

    Yeah, yeah – here’s yer crime number, now fuck off.

    What – racism? Oh, that’s different. How may we help, madam?

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    125,000 BBC staff says:

    …however, because there are no Business Class flights to these awful places and because we’re settling in here in Egypt quite nicely on expenses, we’ll stay put, thanks.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I work and pay taxes , Thats enough. Tho i do my next door niegbours garden once a month .

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    are we back to the poof, bryant?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    and spending will still increase over this parliment.

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    coke (2) in the above sentence = Coca Cola (for those under 40 years of age).

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    That is clear from your comment.

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    yvette had the choice – either that or marr – either way jackie ashley was going to be pissed off (presumably she chose the former so the poor offspring didnt look like a fucking wingnut!)

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    presumably he’s wearing similar to mrs gove under his kilt tonight. Watch oot ye scottish truckers…

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    wot – both eds?

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    +1

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    Anonymous says:

    No such word in OED as “Islamophobic”,my understanding of a phobia is an irrational fear of something. To be fearful or gravely concerned about Islamism isn’t irrational, no matter what religion your are.

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    George keeps his word. says:

    In 2007 Gideon Osborne pledged to match Labour spending.

    In 2010 Gideon Osborne pledged to return government spending to 2007 levels.

    In my book that is a pledge met.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Where as at the moment you can play golf on disabilty allowence?

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    Confused of Ealing says:

    Look I am just a tad confused here.

    The government say they are returning public spending to 2007 levels.

    Local authorities say this means they must cut services by 25%.

    I can’t recall inflation rampaging out of control by 25% between 2007 and 2010.

    What is going on?

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    Eeu to me says:

    Oh sorry I thought it was the drinks tent.

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    Ewanme's Best Friend says:

    They’re only for dim fuckers.

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    +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

    And there’s more if you want it.

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    Gordon the incontinent spender says:

    The shocking truth is that Gordon Brown increased public spending by 25% between 2007 and 2010.

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    Engineer says:

    Handy in a power cut.

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    nell says:

    http://www.dwp.gov.uk/docs/dla-reform-consultation.pdf

    well how very like labour – don’t believe in consultation.

    The people having to put up with the miles of bureaucracy and forms that labour put into place, in order to claim dla, might actually point out that labour got it wrong and yes of course the system could be simplified and improved and amazingly cost less to administer!

    But then of course sallyalley knows nothing about the reality of dealing with disability she’s just hoping to scare them half to death about a consultation she hasn’t even examined in the hope she’ll win some converts, from amongst the disabled, to militwits left wing anarchists.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    YOU WIN !!! CRACK OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE !!!

    YOU’VE POSTED THIS 1,000 TIMES HERE !!

    YIPPEE !! :)

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    Anonymous says:

    Passing a large kidney stone thru yer Japs eye is funnier than Brigstocke

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    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    I will !

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    Triumphalism in the face of the reality that the Tories didn’t win. Opposition awaits!

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    Engineer says:

    Is there such a thing as an unmarried husband?

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Nick Brown ?

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    Gordon the destroyer. says:

    Gordon went Mad with the public purse. He just could not spend other people’s money fast enough and commit them to a lifetime’s debt.

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    Snotgobbler says:

    It was the right thing to do. Tough choices had to be made. This was a global solution to a global problem. Hard working familes. I really fucked up with gold. Er, the sale of bullion was in keeping with a balanced portfolio.

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    nell says:

    local government increased spending by more than 25% during that period. Don’t forget gordon said he was creating 500,000 more jobs.

    Where do you think they came from. It wasn’t frontline services like nurses and doctors or even the soldiers that were badly needed on labour’s created war front.

    He created 500,000 local government jobs by creating refrigerator police to inspect what you buy and eat, locally based climate change officers to persuade people that anthropogenic climate change was happening, walk to work officers to persuade people to give up their cars, officers to encourage positive local attitutes to homosexuality and lesbianism, officers to encourage you to grow more veg in your garden, officers to count pram wheels, officers to discourage foul language and on and on……………..and all of them earning in excess of £40k pa.

    And now that cuts are on their way you’non=d expect some of these looney jobs to get the chop. Not in labour councils. In labour councils these idiot non-jobs are still being advertised at huge salaries whilst they are busy cutting frontline services to the elderly, library services and anything that will hurt the most and make the voter think voting labour is the best option.

    The electorate will not be so fooled.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    I work my way through my neighbour’s garden at least once a week – the lady-garden, that is.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido , That lad eoin from the green benches says that John redwoods site is better than yours ( Tho he keeps pimping on here and wont put a link to your site)

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    In Labour council areas, Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak, with a red rosette pinned on his lapel, would emerge triumphant … even if every pensioner in the constituency was dying of starvation.

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    Lord Mandelbum says:

    Owwwwha!

    Look at the tits on that!

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    In the world of New Labour, anything is possible.

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    Guido's St Kitts & Nevis Server Bot says:

    Yeah mon!

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    Engineer says:

    There was nothing wrong with your bedsheet, it was the content that was the problem.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    +1

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    ooer says:

    Does she pay you in kind Billy you little sauce box?

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    Dennis the Menace says:

    Desperate Dan was his favourite cartoon character

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    What I don’t understand, nell, is how any sane and rational person can claim that consultation can be misleading? I can understand that submissions can be so but not the act of consulting interested parties.

    I think there is evidence here that this woman may need sectioning. She is off her trolley.

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    the incredible lightness of being a cuпt says:

    All of CRMM is married except his knackers apparently.

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    anthony charles lynton blair says:

    shouldn’t dave be pushing can’t do – more his style.

    or possibly time to move on to – game’s up, i’m fucking clueless but full of shit

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Do you know, Sally, I wonder why government has gone to all this trouble, when all they needed to do was to come and ask you.

    You seem to be an expert on everything.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Ah, but Neil and Christine are no longer linked with parliament.

    You are.

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    big society convert says:

    she knows all about the reality of dealing with disability – it’s the story of her life

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    Mr Wuv will be up at 4am again says:

    Yap!

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    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, like you’d turn down anything with a pulse Billy, you toerag.

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    AC1 says:

    Get well soon tat. I have to tell your therapist that they need to work harder.

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    any bull dyke in a storm says:

    no question about who wears the strap on in that relationship

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    AC1 says:

    Er M4 did, M0 didn’t.

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    MI5 says:

    Guido

    It was good to see Sky News follow up on our lead this morning denouncing the lateness of the reaction of the UK authorities regarding freezing Mubarak’s assets

    Sky were using the same terms as we used this monrning and citing Switzerland etc and why the UK had not rzacted since Friday last..

    I think we need some royalties from Sky for our good journalism…

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    Anonymous says:

    Friend of Bryant, are you?

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    young gifted and sodomised says:

    no – p[opping round to billy’s later – says he needs some extra special advice

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    Another New Labour legacy says:

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    AC1 says:

    It’s the effects of his medicine, repetitive behaviours and lack of memory are side effects or the treatment for his horrific mental problems.

    I hope he gets better soon and starts his blog.

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    Y fronts says:

    You can sweak my nipples for £21 grand a shot anytime boys…

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    young gifted and sodomised says:

    billy the bum biter can give you a clue

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    KINNOCKIO says:

    I’ve got my party back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Tyke says:

    Q. How can you tell a lass from Oldham?

    A. When she has an orgasm she doesn’t drop her chips !

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    gordon says:

    Except for my ‘wife’

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    tom brown says:

    that happened every year at my school

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    ultimate deterrent says:

    typical – you look everywhere for a weapon of mass destruction and it’s standing right next to you

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    I have begat descendants, all of whom are of higher calibre than you.

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    Y fronts says:

    Good God

    Plod giving intelligent advice ?

    Knacker me….

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    Tyke says:

    Is it like a fish-frier’s cuff perchance ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Nurses, doctors and soldiers are also publicly funded. We need more real, wealth creating jobs FFS.

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    Jack Profumo says:

    If her Ladyship lost two stone she would be bangable…

    Sorry

    Presentable…

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    ?????? No, he doesn’t get it either. Ambulance please, and quickly!

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    the incredible lightness of being a cuпt says:

    “….all of whom are of higher calibre than you.”

    I’ll have you know that I am exceptionally high calibre mate, so fuck you.

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    Billy Bumblefuck says:

    Guido, who do you think has the biggest tits on this blog, Sir William Waad, Tuscan Tony or concrete pump (sadly, no longer with us)?

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    Funny, that – I’m all for insisting that immigrants at least try to integrate, but can’t bring myself to stand alongside a shabat goy like that, or indeed to join the ranks of the EDL while they continue to allow wankers to parade the Star of David at their events.

    Certainly made me think about the bouffant fifth-columnist in a new light!

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    Jack Profumo says:

    Stop prick teasing Sally

    Take it all off and be a real woman…

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    Jack says:

    Tony Blair for one…

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    Jack says:

    http://www.nevis1.com/

    Beautiful island BYW…

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    Michael Gove lights a cigarette says:

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    Red Ed's Blank Sheet of Paper says:

    This was never going on under Liebour.

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    O/T, but if anyone wants to see the Black Country imbecile that is Adrian Chiles say c’unt on telly then That Sunday Night Show is being repeated on ITV at 11:30.

    Can’t wait till the Mail gets outraged :-)

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    The biggest tit on this blog ?? YOU.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I have celebrated Valentine’s Day by eating a bit of cabbage and hitting someone with a Nokia.

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    pc plod says:

    Move along now, nothing to see here.

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    I wuv Gordon! says:

    Yap! It’s all Thatcher’s fault! Splooot!

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    Thank you, “Mr Faith” Blair. You will have done more than any person alive to bring the following words true:

    “As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like the Roman, I seem to see ‘the River Tiber foaming with much blood.'”

    Enoch Powell – April 20, 1968

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    Billy Bumblefuck says:

    Oh, and Joss Ayinglike…………in fact, I think we have a winner.

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    He's not anonymous, i am says:

    We did. Last year as a matter of fact. And we thought things would be different. Sadly not. Thieves still thieve. EU still EUs. The streets are still full of sh*t, and so are the shrills from Luvvieland.
    We just look forward to La petite mort.

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    Ivan Pavlov says:

    Good dog, Billy !! Good dog !!!

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    I wuv Dave! says:

    Yap! It’s all Brown’s fault! Splooot!

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    Nutter Watch says:

    Still wanking dogs and tramps off for kicks TaT?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Yes, Billy you are a loser and a winner, both at the same time !!!

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    Anonymous says:

    If I was tat, I probably would be.

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    AC1 says:

    Are the both Socialist International members?

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    Billy Bumblefuck says:

    Heads I win, tails you lose.

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    Moving only slightly downwards from the subject matter, and with the esoteric mixed with the erotic, we have in the Grauniad:

    Pubic hair removal: The naked truth

    http://tinyurl.com/677ewwm

    I don’t think Bidisha gets it…

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    Anonymous says:

    Who cares your Welsh and you laid down to the English and let them walk all over you.

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    Alistair Campbell is a Ginger haired English twat says:

    Nope he’s English and You are in denial

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    Anonymous says:

    CRMM can currently be seen wearing Lederhosen, immediately behind Nick Gr*ffn, in Lenny Reefers-Hall’s “Triumph of the willy” DVD in all good beanpee bookshops, available now, while stocks last.

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    Where have you been the last 13 years? says:

    Actually, it IS all Brown’s fault.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I spent Valentine’s Day with my beloved wife, the rocking horse. Ms Macauley had to go to Canterbury.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hey ar moniker !
    the wife was complaining that she gets very little sex or exercise
    so i bought her this

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    Anonymous says:

    Who moderates this site, Stevie Wonder ?

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    I wuv Dave! says:

    Typical t’ories! Concentrating on the minor negatives after 13 successful years of making good the wreckage left after Thatchers scorched earth bigoted dogma. Education available to your kids? NHS there ready for if you need it? No waiting lists of six months? Your old granny looked after because you’re too busy being a “player” in the big society?
    That’s Labour! People are more important than a few quid owed!

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    Ian Becile says:

    ‘ A few quid owed ‘.

    http://bit.ly/9laeN0

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    Bob Hoskins says:

    Do you do nothing but hang around here waiting to pounce first billy? You sad cocksnogger get a job.

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    Doesn’t it all make you want to get away?

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    Jbtrend says:

    Rockhopper Exploration (“Rockhopper”) (AIM: RKH) is an AIM listed oil and gas exploration company based in the United Kingdom.
    Rockhopper has licences to explore for oil and gas in the North Falkland Basin, a basin with two proven petroleum systems and a proven high quality oil source rock.
    The company was admitted to AIM in 2005 and has since completed an extensive work programme in the area, including two 2D seismic surveys, a 3D seismic survey, four CSEM lines, site surveys and benthic sampling.
    In February 2010, the Ocean Guardian drilling rig arrived in Falklands waters to carry out a multi-well drilling campaign. Rockhopper drilled an exploration well on its Sea Lion prospect during April and May 2010, the result of which is the first oil discovery and Contingent Oil Resource in the North Falkland Basin.

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    AnotherAnon. says:

    wee willy flashing the cash again. There goes another £5 Million.

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    Sorry for the delay in replying, Frankie, but I was studying your picture with very great interest.

    Are those Derailleur gears I see there?

    —–o—–

    Mr Baldwin was here earlier …

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    They only had to drill Sally Bercow’s arse. They would have found unlimited barrels of stuff which certainly does not mix with water…

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    Liebour Troll Warning System says:

    ‘Your old granny looked after’

    http://bit.ly/f1z8tr

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Britain bottom of most league tables since 1997.

    http://bit.ly/bmiu4C

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    AC1 says:

    Education? A creche with episodes of indoctrination so both middle class parents have no excuse not to work, that in no way prepares kids for life.
    The National Death service ready to kill you if they can get away with it. http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/
    Waiting lists to get on the waiting lists. An Stalin style organisation stuffed with non-job Management and disinterested front-line (IME) staff who know which way to vote to stay in the gravy.
    That’s Labour, we’ll sell your kids to bribe people.

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    Grammar School Boy says:

    …or Cockermouth?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Dont know mate but i think the bike is a “Raleigh Chopper” !

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    AC1 says:

    Try CiF for your “Enoch Powell is a wacist” crap you’ll be able to get away with the opposite of the truth there.

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    Billy Bumblefuck says:

    Heads I win, tails you lose..

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    AC1 says:

    Because I favour brilliant military strategy of Fighting Alky Ada with Troops over There instead of fighting Alky Ada with Police Over here.

    There’s a history of the winning general choosing the battlefield without the other side being away they’re falling into a trap.

    Obviously a knowledge of history and an awareness of genius are things which you lack, but I hope when you get better you are able to appreciate them and not be bitter all the time.

    Get well soon, all the best on your recovery to sanity.

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    110% hetero and proud of it says:

    half on rent boys – sorry special advisers

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    mad frankie bumfudging machine says:

    Bought for the wife? Yeah we’ve heard that one before.

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    I wuv Dave! says:

    Looks like i’ve pulled!

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    Still shat on the Jocks at rugby, though, didn’t we you sad wanker?

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    Eeu to me says:

    How about spending your own money on supporting human rights, civil society & freedom of expression in whatever country decides it wants to change from a dictatorship to an army dictatorship,our money is needed for the Big Society,charities,EU,MP’s,Lords,Councils and uncle Tom Cobbly and any feker who winds up on our shores,petrol,electricity,water, gas,car taxes,tv taxes,Vat,windmills,broadband,mobile phone,council tax,bin tax,parking tax,plane tax,green tax,c02 tax,HMRC,death tax,europeans who visit our shores and have an NI number,their wives,their kids,return of Vat when they leave the Euro zone.

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    ALAN BENTNOB ERECTOR GENERAL OF THE BBC says:

    Oh dear TaT’s Woke up !
    time for anybody with something constructive to say to fuck off and post it tomorrow
    leave him here all night on his own posting and answering his own drivel !

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    Eeu to me says:

    modded

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    Catamites and sodomy are important to retaining good business relationships with the goatherds and camel train operators who happen to be sitting on all that oil…

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    Norman Wisdom says:

    Is that Albanian?

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    20 selected countries in order of external debt ordered by GDP, showing also total debt and per capita debt. Note USA – We would love to have their percentage. What are we doing at 416%?

    Luxembg ……$1892bn tot….$4028 per capita…3854%
    Ireland ……$2131bn tot….$515 per capita…1004%
    NL ……….$2344bn tot….$226 per capita…470%
    UK ……….$8981bn tot….$147 per capita…416%
    Switzerld $1190bn tot….$182 per capita…271%
    Belgium ……$1275bn tot….$126 per capita…267%
    Portugal …$497bn tot….$47 per capita…223%
    Austria ……$755bn tot….$97 per capita…212%
    Denmark ……$559bn tot….$110 per capita…196%
    France ………$4698bn tot….$80 per capita…188%
    Greece ………$532bn tot….$49 per capita…167%
    Spain ……….$2166bn tot….$52 per capita…165%
    Sweden ………$853bn tot….$72 per capita…165%
    Germany ……$4713bn tot….$63 per capita…155%
    Norway ………$2232bn tot….$113 per capita…143%
    Italy ……….$2223bn tot….$39 per capita…101%
    USA ……….$14392bn tot….$46 per capita…97%
    Australia $1169bn tot….$42 per capita…92%
    Russia ………$480bn tot….$2 per capita…30%
    PR China …$406bn tot….$0 per capita…7%

    Thank you The Rt Hon Dr James Gordon Brown MP

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    Valentine Dave says:

    I’ve been busy plugging the Big Society!
    And boy, was she satisfied.

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    These hacks forget that it saves having to have a hair cut when we go to the dentist.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    No, Its Mr Grimsdale on acid.

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    Sarah "I can see AC1's tongue hanging out from here" Palin says:

    Kill a thousand Alkys in Afghanistan? Who cares?
    One dirty bomb in London, and you’ll be off to Alaska.

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    Even Italy is a quarter of ours FFS.

  336. 336

    I’ll be buggered if I go there …

  337. 337
    Islamosocialism says:

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    you know what you trolls are out here to destror democrcy , Freedom of speech and the net , But you dont get it , The state can not control the net , Nor thoughts or speech .

    Socailism is dead

    Its return of the private sector( Avoiding tax at all cost)

  339. 339
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bill , Lad , Look after OUR intrests FFs!

  340. 340
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Glen Beck is a legend , He spe*ks the truth ( from his point of view) , He has a fuckin point tho……….

  341. 341
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    From the party of equality ? You should be ashamed …. Oppps you a leftie .

  342. 342
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I despise what you say , But i will defend to the death your right to say it.

  343. 343
    Karrren Brady says:

    Bra-va. She is a lady.

  344. 344
    Gordon Brown says:

    Plop.

  345. 345
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You dont understand , If the gerrys had won the 2nd world war you wouldnt have this freedom , The freedom of speech , The left are related to the nazi party, Get over it and apcept your faid socailisim.

  346. 346
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    i live and pay outragous taxes in England , you know nazi scum like you are going to get a lesson in manners soon .

  347. 347

    Change the record or you are banned.

  348. 348
    Karrren Bady says:

    Yes, a husband is a man who lives in a house.

  349. 349
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I never sai di live in New zealand.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You can always have a refund and fuck off.

  351. 351
    Billy Bongo is the shittest tourist ever ! says:

    I live in Guildford and being a mong I smear my own shit all over the walls every night.

  352. 352
    Tatmongtard says:

    Please please please watch my shit videos, just like the one above!

    If you don’t I’ll scream and scream and scream until I’m sick, then smear more of my own shit on the walls of my Guildford bedsit

  353. 353
    Community outreach ethnicity cohesion coordination manager says:

    But you can’t cut public spending, it’ll ruin the economy and I’ll lose my job!
    It’s just not fair!

  354. 354
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good!

  355. 355
    AC1 says:

    Tat,
    Congratulations, admitting your problems is the path to a partial cure. You have admitted you’re batshit insane. Your therapist will be pleased. When I meet him I’ll tell him about your progress!

  356. 356
    AC1 says:

    Oh dear tat,

    you’re therapy was going so well and it looks like I’ve set off one of your mental rant bombs.

    It looked like you were getting less insane and then I broke you. I’m sorry. Get well soon. Maybe starting a blog would help on your path to recovery?

  357. 357
    optimist says:

    humerus an know grandma or spell in misteaks either!

  358. 358
    Sacre bleu says:

    I saw a French cartoon last week depicting the end of French history. It showed a line of thick books titled “French History” except for the final one which was titled “The End”. The drawing showed a room full of burka-ed muzzie women in the library. Very subtle I thought.

  359. 359
    Sacre bleu says:

    Shut up, you are lucky to have a job at all.

  360. 360
    smoggie says:

    Does anybody really want to know what is the contents of Prescott’s inbox?

  361. 361
    smoggie says:

    Nil percent progress, nil percent growth.

    Tough on mental health; tough on the causes of mental health.

    Yap, yap! Wheeeeeeeeee!

  362. 362
    smoggie says:

    One get’s tediously bored watching them after the 100th time.

    Mister Cuttee Pastee should start his own blog.

  363. 363
    smoggie says:

    tat’s on a yellow card. :-)

  364. 364
  365. 365
    albacore says:

    (For Cuts? – WHAT ‘effin cuts????? @ 4:13 am)

    It’s feathered bras and ladies shaving
    And daily kiddies’ playground raving
    Here’s tittle-tattle and boobs and butts
    So, hush, don’t highlight Dave’s put-off cuts

  366. 366

    An uphill bike. No – not your wife …

  367. 367

    Oh! You do have something in common with us, then… I had thought you were from another planet.

  368. 368
    Reimer says:

    I can see a convergent path with that of now-retired blogger Iain Dale somehwere amid this (predominant) tittle-tattle.

  369. 369
    nutter says:

    is this what they mean by the big society?

    http://tiny.cc/62h7k

    soldiers sacked by email

  370. 370
    smoggie says:

    Ow Mr Wuv, you musn’t mention the Antipodes again and stop stalking Billy. Or it’s an early bath for you. LOL!

  371. 371
    smoggie says:

    We’ll miss your ravings once you’re banned.

    RIP

  372. 372
    110% hetero and proud of it says:

    only just

  373. 373
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Satan, hitler and osama bl are higher on my Christmas card list

  374. 374
    110% hetero and proud of it says:

    lovely bloke but have you ever seen him in the same room as billy hague?

  375. 375
    Gordon Brown says:

    i think they are living in the canal

  376. 376
    Tacitus says:

    Oh God … the thought of Michael Gove in a bedroom fills me with horror. Still, there is a positive side. I suppose shares in whips and chains went up on the day as a result of this posting :-)

  377. 377
    110% hetero and proud of it says:

    you obviously aren’t gove’s next door neighbour then

  378. 378
    diversity r us says:

    mr wonder has stood down from his post. whilst clearly meeting a number of the criteria for appointment, he was unable to convince the authorities that he was a closet homosexual.

    we wish him well for the future

  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    Well it was said Elvis used to put a piece of rubber hose in his knickers so I suppose Grover can put a stick in his briefs to give a certain machismo to his image if that turns him on, women have known about that trick for years though.

  380. 380
    Airey Belvoir says:

    He catches his bus from the other side of the street, Sally.

  381. 381
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  385. 385
    DA PHEEPHFF OV BHAHGHDHAHDH says:

    #TO$
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    HAI GUISZE

    THISS OUOT PHOLLOESZ, IS A OUAWL STRHEAT DGJERRNAL OUHOSHWYRE PHAYLE

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    BB SEE SCHITZSCHTYKQUEURR

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/9020059.stm

    AOUWH*ERR SON…. O GUIVHERR OV LYPHE

    BLARSSTYYDD B D*Y* GNAYM

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  386. 386

    Tama blogi on loistava. Olin aivan varma, etta ihmiset loytavat mielenkiintoista, koska en todellakaan.


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