Love him or hate him there is no denying that Kelvin MacKenzie has still got it.
Last night’s Sky News paper review was certainly a lively affair.
It’s worth waiting for the last minute to see Stephen Pound feel the wrath
One day Guido will get round to making the “What Would Kelvin Do?” t-shirts…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
pound is a rent a quote loyalist arse licker , Happy Birthday Guido.
Not sure you’re in a position to say anything about arse licking Billy………
Love how Pound tries to out-gob the gobber but doesn’t even come close.
My message to those EU officials who have expressed dissatisfaction at the UKs rejection of votes for felons.
GO AND FUCK YOURSELF YOU CORRUPT BUNCH OF WANKERS
HAVE YOU GOT YOUR ACCOUNTS SIGNED OFF YET! WHAT’S THAT????NO YOU HAVENT ! THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING CROOKS SO PISS OFF OUT MY FACE !!!!!
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Calm down dear,they’re not listening,the only time they listen when someone hands them a brown envelope with £ or € sign on it.
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+ Mandelson’s and Kinnochios’ pension fund…
You make your point most persuasively.
But I’m going to ignore it and hand more and more control of Britain, plus £8bn of your money to the EU, every year, plus whatever the Euro bailout needs – £5bn to £20bn, whatever – because I’m an utter utter utter c’unt.
What what! Toodle pip!
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Gordon Has just wished Mubarak a long career as President.
Hello Tat,
Where’s you blog?
I’m sure the future for Egypt will be as bright as Irans.
Oh do fuck off you bore
Iran? Egypt? Their futures? Take a look around you, prick. UK is a bankrupt, morally and financially, shithole, led by a CFI Zionist puppet, bankers’ buttplug, War on Terror Dave, and his cabal of blackmailed fags.
Some say Jordan or Saudi Arabia will be next to topple, the people ridding themsellves of their Zionist, UK/US/Israel axis of evil tyrants, but smart money says people in the West will see the yoke of the bankers and their lackeys in the legislature, media and military can be overturned, with the Egyptians showing people how, a simple mass uprising of loathing for the evil wankers that terrorised them. Coming to Ireland, ‘United’ Kingdom… next.
It took the Arab world a few years longer than we expected but once they’d seen Iraqis queueing up to vote for their next government they all want some of that now.
Tat flew over the cuckoos blog?
Tat,
Get well soon. I hope the tablets the Doctor gives you start to return you to reality.
He’s no longer in denial. He’s in Sharm el Sheik
Well done, Billy. You got there at last!
even McKenzie is joining the BBC in giving comps a kicking, good on him.
We could do with more like McKenzie in the House of Slimely Lying Twats
Great video, and the BBC won’t be too happy about this
I have always said, the basic difference between the Tories and Labour is the Tories want to raise everybody’s expectations and hopes to the highest denominator, and Labour want to pull everybody down to the lowest denominator.
I will give the Tories their due credit for that, but like Labour and the LibDems, they are still all bastards.
You do realise that this is a Tory policy?
KM to SP “You wouldn’t know a voter if you fell over one”.
Bloody Classic!
One of life’s beautiful moments. How could Piggy Pound come back from that?
Nice one, Kelv.
Stephen Pound an ex-bus conductor/driver from London says it all really !!!
Kelvin’s a legend – what helps him in this argument is that he doesn’t sound posh – in fact if you look at the clip Kelvin looks like the bloke down the pub while Pound speaks and is dressed like a Tory grandee who’s just come down to the studio from his club. MacKenzie is bang on with this – the main question here is how do we get state schools producing high quality candidates for prestige universities not how do we drag private schools down.
The answer is fairly clear if you look at the nature of top performing state schools.
The answer is bloody clear – you bring back Grammar Schools.
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Strangely, Pound went to a grammar school, left at 16 and joined the Merchant Navy. Became a bus bus conductor then a hospital porter and finally a mature student at the LSE, gaining a BSc in Economics.
However he wasn’t very good at math, it was discovered Pound had claimed a mileage allowance of £4,251, equating to 11,004 miles of travel between his constituency and Parliament 11 miles away. He explained this by saying he made the trip ‘two or three times a day’.
Absolutely!
In some counties, Bucks being one of them they still exist — Dr Challoners in Amersham for example — still free to whoever passes the entrance exam, still excellent.
Fucking right.
Grammars, the drivers of social mobility and excellence. Shame about the secondary moderns though, no factories for their product. That’s something to work on.
Who is the MP who claimed enough in mileage to go one and a half times “around the world” (Daft Punk rule!) yet lived within 20 miles of London?
Indeed!
We need more, like me.
absolutely. a school that judges people on merit, not faux socialist crap, or whether they have a plum in their mouth.
+1, not that it will make a blind bit of difference.
Agreed – well done Kelvin
State schools like Queen Elizabeth Boys Barnet, Blue Coat School Liverpool, Tiffin Girls’ School, Royal Grammar School Colchester and Royal Grammar School High Wycombe get lots of kids into Oxford and Cambridge universities.
The secret is there are grammar schools. If you want to get more state school kids into the top unis create more grammar schools.
I don’t think that I’ve ever met anyone from a grammar school. Daddy says that they are the most dreadful oiks, but can make good servants if properly trained. Why don’t their parents just pay for their education like everyone else?
FAIL
Whoa, major shock
MucKenzie out-argues a fucking bus driver
MacKenzie cannot even pronounce his own surname correctly.
It’s not a “zee”.
How we laugh everytime.
Stephen Pound = Liebore dinosaur
Very podgy Liebore dinosaur
LOl , PFI you stupiud slag .
Yeah, well stupiud!
“wrecking” = “sorting out” or “stopping the disgusting waste” ?
Sally didn’t spend much time in education by the look of it.
Mr Hopwood thats true!
But she did spend plenty of time face first over a wheelie bin with her knickers round her ankles.
She is a (self-confessed) binge-drinking druggie slapper:
http://order-order.com/2010/07/12/beauty-and-the-beeb/#comment-657787
lay off the criticism of a lovely lady.
one of the best fucks I’ve ever had: almost as good as billy hague.
I’m long, tall Sally Bercow
And I’m the Sqeakers wife
I spend my time a-posing
And twitter away my life.
I tell anyone who listens
About my past as a ‘bike’,
The drunken stands I can’t recall
Before I met squat Mike.
I’m meant to be impartial
But there’s not a chance in Hell.
I’m meant to be so dignified -
That can kiss my arrrse as well.
I’m the Carla of the Commons,
As tall and chic as she.
We’re both married to diddy-men
Who stand tall up to the knee.
She’s a lying (Ber)cow!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
“The wife of Commons Speaker John Bercow was sacked from a leading City firm after it claimed she had lied about having a degree from Oxford University.
Sally Bercow was dismissed by public relations business Consolidated Communications after it contacted the Oxford authorities and discovered they had not granted her a degree.
The company accused her of having lied on her CV. It also claimed that Mrs Bercow – who at the time was known by her maiden name, Sally Illman – had used ‘multiple CVs’ with different ‘facts’ about her past on each one.”
Engage brain first , Sally.
Don’t you remember anything? Stupid woman.
“Labour=good guys”
Half of them in prison, the way we are going …
Actually, Sally, BSF is a threadform. It was developed in the late part of the nineteeth century using the standard Whitworth threadform, but at finer pitches. That gave fasteners more siutable for the developing automotive (and later aircraft) industries, with their greater use of alloy steels for threaded fasteners. The BSF thread, which, like BSW, is officially obsolete, is still used, and both fasteners and threading tackle are readily available.
Sorry – I’ll shut up now….
Telling her something she doesnt know about screws.
Did Josiah Whitworth invent the standard thread while working for Babbage on the difference engine?
No. Joseph Whitworth just proposed a sort of average between the different in-house standards of various manufacturers of the time. I think he did this, and presented his results, in the early 1840′s. The nascent railway industry of the day took up his recommendations immediately, and as it was the dominant and growing force in mechanical engineering of the day, everybody else followed on.
I thought he just wanted a good screw!
He did, but not the sort you’re thinking of.
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I thought he made raisins and sultanas…
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Remember, for Labour mongs. Extortion is moral and free exchange is bad.
They have an inverted morality.
The sad fact is that if Sally Bercow were in parliament, she would not be the dumbest person sitting on the green benches. There would be quite a few even thicker. God help us.
Oive left t’Commons cos I’s now a fully ledged Lord Peer of the Helm, so I ‘ope yur not alluding me in yur die-a tribe. That’s right int it Lady Poorlene luv?
Milud Pork Pie, if your IQ were one point lower, you could be reclassified as a geranium.
That is an insult to Geraniums.
If Prescott had a lower IQ he would be a plank.
How dare you compare me to that disgusting fat imbecile!
Oh FFS!
Sally your tweets are in the style of a 12year old child !
If she were my child I’d have her committed.
I was amused when at PMQ’s Bercow exclaimed that the noise was bringing parliament into disrepute.
I was waiting for someone to shout “What about your wife ?” but no.
A bunch of cowards.
financial misconduct = conservatives?
Where that dude gone?
Seemed to disappear when all the Labour scandals got to the courts.
I have fallen in love with Macca – anyone who stands up and points out how poor our education system is thanks to labour is good for me and I’ll be his bitch.
Are you sure you mean Macca, and not Mecca?
Just asking.
B I N G O
But why don’t the Tories point out how crap the education system is?
Instead they are in love with Blair and Adonis’ “academies”.
Why don’t they subject the private schools to the National Curriculum and be submitted to Ofsted and the constant paperwork generated by the government pIllocks, Oh and while they’re at it remove the charitable status tax-fiddle?
Because we are destined to be the offshore slave colony of Europe and slaves don’t need educating.
They’re all in it together.
All you need to know about state ‘education’ and why it is so lethal to intelligence. The video concentrates on the USA, our government is signed up to this madness too. Dumbing down education statrs at around 5:50 in.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzEEgtOFFlM
Sludge Pump,
Because they are intelligent and think that hampering the good to make it as unproductive as the bad (Harrison Bergeron Style) is an idea left to those who’s envy clouds their ability to think.
If by ‘still got it’ you mean ‘the ability to shout like a twat without recourse to facts’ then yes, he’s still got it.
Fact – comprehensive schools don’t get many people into top universities, independent schools do.
This can be interpreted two ways. One could deduce that independent schools produce people with the skills and confidence to make best use of a university education, and that, for whatever reason, many comprehensives are less good at that. Or, one could deduce that independent schools give their pupils an unfair advantage, and must be destroyed.
If you want Britain to compete strongly against our international competitors, you’d want our education system to produce the best-qualified, most confident and competent young people that it can. If parts of it are not doing that, is it better to improve the bits that aren’t doing well, or destroy the bits that are?
I am of the opinion that the top universities in the country are unfairly biased towards privately educated applicants, regardless of the educational and personal qualities of the applicant.
They take the most able applicants, as they should. It so happens that most of the most able applicants come from the independent sector. That means that the comprehensives are not doing a good enough job, and they need to up their game.
You’ll need to end the state subsidising parents if you want any improvement in the output from the state crèche system.
Yes. But if they upped their game, we all know that the pass results would drop dramatically because everything has been dumbed down.
Comprehensive schools were a huge mistake. I should know – I was one of those who could have gone to grammar school, but chose not to.
that doesn’t sound logical Mrs. bag.
If theres a choice between a grammar school and a comprehensive, then it can’t have been a comprehensive.
Well Sockpuppet#4 it was.
I decided to go to a comprehensive school with friends of mine who didn’t get into the grammar school.
Stupid, I know, but it’s easy to be wise, and all that…..
You probably learned to use your hands during your stay in the comprehensive crèche. Punching things is a sometimes useful skill.
So you went to a “comprehensive school” where everyone else had failed the 11+ ?
Yes, I’m afraid I did.
Although I was in the “top stream” for just about everything, I was held back so that the class could learn at a pace suitable for the slowest pupil.
Biggest mistake I ever made.
that sort of makes it a secondary modern.
AC1. Bullying was almost a national sport even then, and I’m talking about late 60′s early 70′s.
Both our sons went through the State Education System because we couldn’t afford to pay the fees for the local public school. We moved well out of London before our sons got to secondary school age.
I would use the term “Secondary Modern” very loosely.
C-O-B Good for you. I also had a “comprehensive” education. Most of the “history” I was taught was the opposite of the truth. I went to uni in the 90s so I’m a bit younger than you.
The current state system has fees they’re just disguised. Becuase if your a parent who cares about your childrens education you pay for a decent school via moving to an area without a rubbish state school. In most cases it would seem to be cheaper to go private and save on the housing costs!
Agreed AC1.
The country school which both our boys attended only had 67 children in it. The Headmaster knew each child by name. I still say that both lads had a far better education in the country than they ever would have had in London. We just had to cut our coats accordingly.
Balls is a case in point.
The lefties deliberately confuse Equality of opportunity with Equality of outcome, they are NOT the same.
Equality of opportunity – absolutely but for this to favour the bright ordinary kids we need GRAMMAR Schools. What we have is well educated but thick rich kids hogging to top places.
Equality of outcome – dumbing down with worthless awards for all.
Bang on the money.
That opinion is totally free of tossflappery.
Because Edukayshun is free, it is not valued.
Children play truant.
Children fuck around in class.
Children … etc.
If they were charged for it, they’d place more value on it.
Edukayshun is more valued in a shit hole village in Africa than it is in the inner cities in Britainistan.
UK universities cannot be expected cope with this attitude.
British kids are more worried about wearing the right clothes so they don’t get the shit kicked out of them, or who’s appearing on X-factor.
“… is it better to improve the bits that aren’t doing well, or destroy the bits that are?
In one sentence you have summarised Tory education policy, and Labour policy.
Separated only by a comma.
That’s all very well and good, but if a student just isn’t bright enough to go to university, no amount of money will make them so. They will only take up a place which could be filled by a far more able student.
There used to be a time, and it wasn’t that long ago, when things like O levels and A levels could be relied on as a measure of attainment. A combination of Labour and to a lesser extent Tories have now debased education to the point that when I now interview someone with GCSE qualifications I can no longer place any degree of reliance on these quals as being an indicator of intelligience. I insist they all sit an IQ test prior to interview and the results do not make pretty reading – the comprehensive system is churning out well qualified but dysfunctional and barely literate morons. I’ll take an old guy with 5 O level passes over any comprehensively educated GCSE wunderkind.
Oh, and Kelvin would make a great Press Secretary – he’d disembowel the BBC !
“old guy with 5 O level passes”
That’s me!, 1975 Grammar school vintage.
A friend in the legal fraternity told me once that he’d had a job application form written out in text speak. And this was from a Law Student with an alleged 2.2.
Seriously.
Oh come on Mods – there’s nothing in this posting….read it, please.
State school kids go home shortly after lunch. The school bus arrives about 3 pm in our village and the school’s 20 minutes away.
At the private day-school I went to, we started lessons at 9 am after assembly at 8:45 am, 30 minute break at 11 am, lunch hour 12:45, back in classes until 4:45 pm got home about 5:30 pm.
It’s no wonder they can’t spell, they’re not in school long enough.
Or it could be in the genes, offspring from cart horses raely win the Derby.
So do you think good schools providing top quality education to students who then go on to study at world class Universities are Very Bad Things as well then? Or as Kelvin tried to point out that the actual problem is the poor quality of all the other schools?
That’s the trouble with the left, in order to make everything equal and fair, everything needs to be dragged down to the lowest common denominator
Exactly, this double-think is what did for the grammar schools – dragged down to secondary-modern standards when the problem was not how good the grammar schools were, just how bad the secondary moderns were…too late now.
As Kelvin bellowed, you mean?
Poor quality of state education is part of the problem, bias within universities is another.
Universities are biased towards the most able applicants – as they should be.
You wouldn’t recruit a wheelchair user into the Army, however bright or determined he might be. Putting someone barely literate (even if he is from a deprived background) on a medical degree might not be the best move if you want the best doctors and surgeons.
This interests me because my Dad got a locum doctor from Ghana last year. He was a great guy and chatted a bit about medical school.
He said he and the public school medical students had far more in common and found studying easier, because both had had a traditional grammar type education — Latin and Greek help with medical terms — whereas the British state school lot were really struggling, they had no disciplined way of approaching problems and were constantly needing help and explanations for simple procedures.
In the heyday of the grammar school – in the sixties – most of the intake of Oxford was state educated. That’s a fact that damns both Labour’s educational record and your lie that the top universities are biased towards private schools.
as was the best PM in recent year, Margaret Hilda Thatcher (nee Roberts).
Her successor was also Grammar school educated, and will be the last ever.
All subsequent elected PMs are ex-public school, will educated but not very bright.
This is quite true of other universities too. At University of Surrey, Guildford, the public school students were a tiny minority and usually female.
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http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html
THE YEAR WAS 2008, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the European Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the European Union Handicapper General.
Some things about living still weren’t quite right, though. April for instance, still drove people crazy by not being springtime. And it was in that clammy month that the H-G men took George and Hazel Bergeron’s fourteen-year-old son, Harrison, away.
It was tragic, all right, but George and Hazel couldn’t think about it very hard. Hazel had a perfectly average intelligence, which meant she couldn’t think about anything except in short bursts. And George, while his intelligence was way above normal, had a little mental handicap radio in his ear. He was required by law to wear it at all times. It was tuned to a government transmitter. Every twenty seconds or so, the transmitter would send out some sharp noise to keep people like George from taking unfair advantage of their brains.
The fact is Lucius, after thirteen years of Pound, we have tens of thousands of kids who can’t read and write.
Just walk down your nearest high street.QED.
That’s not a fact, and putting QED on the end doesn’t make it so.
Er, it is matey. Educational standards are worse now than in 1997. Fact.
‘tens of thousands of kids who can’t read or write’.
Now, is that a ‘fact’, or not?
Yes ?!?
Maybe not in your or my house, but they exist. Absolutely.
Sadly, Lucius, it is a fact.
A related fact is that 20% of pupils passing from primary to secondary education in the state sector are functionally illiterate. If secondary schools are spending that much time correcting the deficiencies of the primary sector, it isn’t surprising that their final output is not too good.
And I will add to Engineer’s comment by quoting what an alarming number of university teachers have told me. They spend a large part of the first year trying to get their undergraduate students up to the level that they should have attained as a condition of entry.
And the SPELLING!
Everywhere, every day, I have to bite my lip and stop myself from pointing out to someone how to spell, for example, ‘definitely’
… definately… defanetly… defunately… aarrgh!
I’m afraid it is. My friend was a schoolteacher for almost 40 years and she retired last year.
Not only can children not read and write, but they get no help from their parents, who think that threatening behaviour is the way to get what you need out of life.
You really do need to get out more.
There was much talk on the News (ok, BBC) about poor kids doing worse at school that rich, especially in the ‘early years’. This is why: ‘rich’ parents – middle class – value education as the route to a decent job which made them middle class, ‘poor’ parents do not value education (they are either unemployed or on benefits or have menial jobs) and so do not instil their children with a sense of the value of education.
This is of course a generalisation but is mostly the case.
Yes, unfortunately it is.
Parents have a responsibility to guide their children until they reach adulthood. It is a sad fact that a lot of parents think their child’s education rests solely with the school and the teachers in it, and they actually play no role in their child’s education at all.
If children have no decent role models to aspire to, it is little wonder that we see standards, morals and manners disappearing so rapidly.
This is such bollocks… take my grandfather, middle child of 9, brought up in the East End, alcoholic father, no welfare state, left school at 14 and studied after WWI at night school.
Beautiful handwriting, a determination to better himself along with his 4 brothers. All of them ended up comfortably off, after worthwhile lives.
You need to re-assess your time-scales Suzie, or retract your comment.
Perhaps Sally would do well to remember that her husband is part of the “New Govt (= bad coalition)” which keeps her in mobile phones!
I think that it is us ( Taxpayer) that keeps her i phones.
Sally is a powerful argument against independent schools being good schools.
Yes. I stand corrected.
and you guys lap his shit up:
“When I published those stories, they were not lies. They were great stories that later turned out to be untrue — and that is different. What am I supposed to feel ashamed about?”
You should read my shit, it’s 90% fiction, 10% bullsh1t.
And the rest?
I’m 20% slow, 40% thick and 80% dim. I was a government minister you know.
Ptolemy was not lying when he proposed his model of the solar system. The fact that is turns out to have been bollox does not make him a liar.
Tony Blair invaiding Iraq because there was a 45 minute warning before imminent nuclear destruction of Britain was a lie.
Can you see the difference now?
As fifth generation Liverpool Scotland Road, born in the local workhouse, I have made my own comment:
http://thecynicaltendency.blogspot.com/2011/02/finding-future-what.html
Oddly, I am backing Kelvin, although perhaps for different reasons.
Kelvin calls ‘Pondlife’ Pound a parasite at the end there !! Classic, how fucking true is that !!!
Thanks for that. I could not hear it properly due to the ambient noise, but you are quite right … and so is Kelvin.
John Hirst is a hero! His cause is a just one! We on the militant Marxist left proudly associate ourselves with this courageous and rehabilitated man!
He called Priti Patel what? Um…uh…no comment…we’re busy, go away.
They’ll just say that he’s become alienated from society due to being in prison and is another reason not to jail “axe murdering scum”*
*Might not use that description.
Was constructing a thought that posited that if one chose solely “axe murdering scum” for MPs, they might have made less of a hash of things than the last Labour government, but perhaps it is better not to go there.
The UK choose economy murdering scum from 1997 to 2009.
Or 2010 even. But perfectly true otherwise. Britain was in a fantastic financial position in 1997. In just those 13 years, Labour took the gross debt to £.25 million per person. The deficit may be reduced somewhat by the coalition but the debt? Forget it – especially when interest rates start to rise.
If you correct GDP by the change in debt, you get a slight decline (as seems about right) then a huge plunge during the Blair Brown junta.
After watching that particular low life on Brillo’s prog I can understand the sympathy for lynching.
I LOVE Priti Patel — she’s got a tough of the Margarets about her. Should go far.
Typo ‘touch’
Nope – you got it right first time! We need more of this type of toughie.
So was that water in the glass or something a little stronger?
To literally blow up like that from a standing start is a bit worrying, actually.
Maybe there were words bewteen them off camera before the ‘live’ bit?
It might explain Kelvins rather explosive acceleration…
it might do, but over indulgence in alcohol would probably be closer
O/T but Liebour have run out of Taxpayers’ money and now they have run out of th unions’ money too.
http://bit.ly/fDdZrX
Cant Lord P*ul donate some dosh?
This is the Party that ruined our Country. They can’t even put their own finances in order and yet STILL there are stupid w@nkers who vote for them. It beggars belief, it really does.
I’ll second that.
Belmarsh 11
Heh, heh. Exactly, SM.
IS THAT THE FUCKING TEMPERATURES AT THE MOMENT !
pls add “Wandsworth 2011″
“wish I was in Cairo now” – to escape justice ?
Is this the same McShane who was fired by the BBC after using a fake name to call the radio phone-in he worked on at the time?
Is this the same McShane who graduated from Oxford with a 3rd class degree?
Is this the same McShane who the Muslim Council of Britain, said: “MacShane . . . . universally regarded as being not exactly the brightest spark in parliament”
Is this the same McShane who claimed £125,000 over a period of 7 years for his garage, which he used as a constituency office?
Is this the same McShane …..cont. ad finitum
Yeah the fuckin muslim brotherhood will now sieze power and your mates in Israel are going to start moaning (like they did when Hamas was elected ) , Be careful what you wish for K-unt .
You are mistaken. MacShame has not mates.
MacShane causes trouble wherever he goes ?
Why, Denis? Have you been fiddling your expenses as well?
Ford open 12
Brown 2010
It’s always a happy event when a socialist is removed from power.
Bailey 87.
Boycott 73 not out.
Do they have twitter in prison? I do hope not.
UK 2010 when we kicked out nuLabour and wankers like you.
Hah!
Murbarak gone. One less socialist
He’s allegedly got $70 billion stashed away; I hope to have as much one day.
Thanks to all the blood money you’ve made since leaving office, you’re three quarters of the way there already Tone! Just make sure Slotface doesn’t max out all your gold cards. And with all that dough, can’t you spend some of it on getting lipo for your fat suicidal daughter?
I bet Cherie’s a nightmare mother and lavished all the affection on the boys.
Still in the pub aren;t they?
Are some of you so thick you can’t see Mackenzie was just doing a faux tantrum? That wasn’t genuine anger. Him and Pound are both smiling throughout the whole shouting. A genuine barney was when IDS tore Blinky a new one over Labour’s disgraceful and dishonest announcement of troops returning home during the week of the Tory conference. Blinky was silenced for once when IDS showed the fire he should have had as party leader and told him “Don’t you dare play games with the lives of our soldiers”. That was genuine anger, not this playfighting.
I can’t see that.
hmm maybe – certainly he does faux outrage at will. thought this was done with genuine feeling, though.
Yeah we’re all fick. Fanks for the enlightenment that has somehow managed to elude us fickies all this time.
Cheers All-Seeing-One!
Genuine feeling?
You are taking the piss, right?
He also told BLIAR While debating Iraq “Come on what are you waiting for”
I ment IDS
Well done Kelvin
You have given avoice to all those of us that are furious with the destruction of objective standards in education.
If only David Cameron or Michael Gove had your balls. Or better still if only you were Prime Minister and Jermy Clarkson was Minister for Europe.
Looks like Twitter has claimed its first revolution.
yeah noticed all the grannies and old men had blackberries. what a technologically advanced nation.
Precisely. Did you also notice that when the Egyptian government switched the internet off, the demonstrations suddenly stopped?
Is there a big plug in a socket somewhere that, when you switch it off the interweb goes down?
Aaah, I think I see one here.
I’ll just click and see wha
No-one saw that because it didn’t happen. Did you read that one t’interweb?
Now watch one dictator replaced by another. Just newke the fucking country before the muslim brotherhood get their hands on newks themselves.
You think there is going to be genuine democracy in Egypt? Too funny.
Get well soon Tat. Hope your psychologist puts you on something that works.
Isn’t Stephen Pound the one who fiddled his expenses by claiming he lived with his dear old Mother when he lived three miles away with his Wife. Wonder why his collar wasn’t felt.
Because in some places the term mother and wife can be one and the same person.
Yarp.
Never thought of that Anon. Still can’t see why he wasn’t ‘done’ for it though.
Un mèrebaiser comme un tres beau homme qu’aime le derrière du Kelly Kelly dit
There is still time for Pound’s collar to be felt.
There’s an awful lot of collars want feeling.
If only the British public had done the same as the Egyptians. We might have succeeded in forcing out McDoom long before 2010.
But think of the their disappointment and heartbreak if they get a Dave.
Egypt might have the Muslim Brotherhood… Which would be like deposing Brown, and getting Balls.
I wonder if the Muslim Brotherhood have window-dressing token wimmin in their ranks?
Is Balls more evil than Alky Ada and the Tellyban ??
Yep!
You’d never catch the Taliban dressing up in SS uniforms
At least Balls isn’t a pederast like most Arabs…..
er, on second thoughts
….scratch that.
You don’t know much about Isl*m do you?
What’s the best a Khomeini type nutjob will fill the void in Egypt?
Or bet rather.
There is no void. The Army is still in control.
Mubarak gone. Really, this time.
Hopefully it will inspire other people to get rid of their government.
Yes. Kelvin had it, but the antibiotics worked wonders.
Wasn’t Labour allied with Mubarak’s party?
Shouldn’t that be “Twinned”??
Yep comrades in arms for the last thirteen years. Now of course, they will pretend all along, that they were working to oust him. Typical socialist lies and revision on the hoof.
Can I be president of Egypt? I’m available and don’t have anything to do.
Oh Yes! I think that’s a capital idea.
Bet you don’t last 13 years over there.
Actually he only just lasted three here, he needs a front-man like Teflon Tone to warm the room ready for the main detraction.
I never resigned! I fought bravely and I won the 2010 election with a landslide. Isn’t that right, Mr Ploppy?
Rather ironic given that the left still love to mention Thatcher at every opportunity 20 years after she left office. I daresay that 20 years from now you’ll still be saying “It’s all Thatcher’s fault!”
i was in the wardrobe and saw everything
It’s all Reagan’s fault! And then Thatcher’s fault! And then Reagan’s fault! And then Thatcher’s fault! Repeat for the next hundred years!
Who made Ben Elton’s career possible?
MRS THATCH
Hang him! Stephen Pound that is .
Perhaps not. He is a constant reminder of how idiotic and opinionated are most of the Labour MPs. In fact, sit him beside MacShane and the two bald twats make a complete arse of themselves!
I hope there are enough falafel stands to feed the massive crowd in the square.
Yup – and all made in China.
Why? They have the finest military kit that money can buy, and they’re big mates with Uncle Sam. What are a few unarmed demonstrators in Egypt going to do to them?
Give their people funny ideas.
Not quite. Egypt’s military kit is not the world’s most up-to-date, and Egypt is not quite the strategic oil supplier that the Gulf states are.
Wassup bitches? Dat camel jockey Moobarak be gone. That’s some gangsta shit yo. I’m gonna go bang Michelle. She got da ghetto booty.
Hey Obama you got da big cock baby?
nice girl, likes a large portion
Is it better to be camel jockey or a knob jockey ?
depends on the handicap
Today i will be a sticky wicket.
Well you have always taken the silly position.
curry farts in an igloo
No she doesn’t.
No she hasn’t.
Death to dick takers!
It’s very simple, there are no poor Saudis (with or without an apostrophe) who have to worry about the price of bread. Nor are they concerned about finding a job; in fact there are so many jobs going in Saudi that they have to import labour. By the lorry load.
Whoever made that post above knows fuck all and has obviously never been East of Margate.
Buy your falafel sandwiches here! Get your Extra Value Resignation Meal Deal! You get sandwich, mecca cola and pocket koran. Death to the west! Allahu crapbar!
Foxtrot Oscar
You called?
Ey oop Gordon!
Archbishop Mandelson is out of action for a few weeks
He has had silicone injections in his buttocks
And it is spreading…
Nonsense
His plastic anus fell out…
I’ll make a statement on Egypt as soon as Mr Whelan tells me what to say.
Nice bit of shouting….must’ve done his blood pressure a real treat. But both guys were right….we need intelligent young people rich or poor in our Universities. But where are coming from? The main stream or public school education?
I went to the University of Life got a Degree in Living my Life, done all right, dintiknowwhatimean. But going to a real University is no GURANTEE for a real success in life afterwards.
Ah, but to get into politics, it all depends on WHICH university you went to.
There is a pecking ordeer, you know.
Mubarak’s in deep shit.
Ah, the old Pyramid selling scam.
My fellow Egyptians. I am ready to serve you.
You want chili sauce with that?
Has the Middle P8ace envoy been saving Egypt?
Well he HAS holidayed Sharm el-sheikh…however apropos the Egyptian Revolution” it is still to early to call(army coup or democracy or islamic republic ?) and I remember the euphoria in the western media when the Shah was overthrown and look at where we are now…a powerful Islamic state controlling the Suez Canal and on the southern borders of Israel(even some secular ‘liberal” protesters want a strengthened Egyptian Army to throw the “invaders” out of Sinai)is the west’s and the USA’s “worstt nightmare”
I hope they are pulling out any Brit workers,if there are any working in the place,remember Iran they didn’t wave the Brits or USasians off Iranian soil they wished them a happy death,wonder where the US Red Sea fleet are,also wonder if they are parked up in Jeddah or doing maneuvers,the fun has begun the toilets in Whitehall all cleared for action(s).
no surprise – billy hague’s in town. Britain’s last cruiser
I have been asked by a Mr Millerbands to stand as Labour candidate in Mr Illsley’s former seat.
On a serious note, let’s hope the Iranians follow this example and revolt against Madmood Amadinnerjacket and the mullah nutters.
Even the pigs would be scared to fly in Iranian airspace,it’s not cooked enough, a few more years on a lo flame might help,while the hate in the eyes of the world are on then,they will stick together like glue.
The more government that fall the better.
We don’t need governments
Look at Belgium
Running fine for a year without a real government
Yeah they could replace them with the Muller Lights.
Phwooar.
Smell my stinky flange.
(hop) (fluff) (sniiiifff) SKRAAAAWWWWKK!!! (flutter) (retch) UH-HUUUUURRRK!!! (¡dolɟ)
Mr Slater, Take your Parrot to the pub next time.
I can’t. The foul-mouthed old ****er’s been banned from every local boozer since 1927…
Mr. Punch gets punched
200th!
Today we are all Egyptians.
Bleach the BBC. It stinks, like a big gorilla’s hairy @rsehole with piles.
Sounds like a bbc gayer fantasy. Sick bastard.
I’m still leader! I’m in denial. Geddit?
I’ll get me coat.
Just get on with the job, it worked for me!
Baroness Ashton is being interviewed on al-Jabeeba. Pass the sick bucket.
Did they ask her about how to win power without elections?
It’s socialist democracy.
The ultimate oxymoron. Not to be confused with Tony Benn, who is the ultimate idiot savant.
Anthony Neil Wedgwood-Benn? You are the land owning aristo wot gives ‘is kids posh names, an’ that, and would have fucked the country given half a chance. A fiver will do nicely. Ta.
Democracy? That’s for the likes of the primitive Egyptians. We here in Europe, have no need of such nonsense.
She never had a chin
Did you notice ?
Now she has a plastic chin provided by the EU plastic surgeon……(at € 500,000 a throw)
Is it a camel coat?.
Fear is the path to the darkside.
Oh poor Guido. It must be awful working in a sweat shop making t-shirts for pennies.
Fee Faw, my bob a job man, his wife and eight children will be will be willing to help out.
When Dave siad he believes in the free market ,He actully said he believes in free Meerkats .
Is markets, not meerkats. Simples!
Gemma Broad is Fit!
Who would you rather go to the pub with?
Now let me think…..
I.T.Botham?
Billy boy,
Fawkes tonight!
We have 24hours to save the NHS , Education, Education,Education .
*Yawn* Not again….
No more than 11,000 workers will arrive from Poland. This is vital to our economy. No British jobs will be lost. Everyone will have an NHS dentist. No mixed-sex NHS wards. Every child will leave school speaking at least 2 languages.
Haaa haa ha ha ha hah ahhah haaaa!
Both areas where the state is over-stretch and and should withdraw, both areas heavily infested with the Labour voting parasite classes.
Stephen Pound one of the more objectionable Labour MPs, remember ‘The public have spoken, the bastards’?
She’s great. Doesn’t take any lefty bullshit.
Tonight i will be Guidos suprise stripper.
Has the beard grown a pecker then ?
@Billy. I think meerkats should be free to roam the deserts, forcing them to make ads is cruel.
Now go buy me a Black Russian, darling.
Racist!
Your Labour
Your Labour and “Progressive” cries of “racism” amount to Fascism
You self-appointed “progressives” are the real killers of Freedom and democracy and free speeah…
I am a veterinary surgeon…
I usually examine animals. It is my job in life and I studied under New Labour for years to get there…
I am now obliged to examine many Labour MPs and ex-MPs, Peers and Ministers to certify whether they are normal human beings…
It is a gruesome business and the outcome is not a foregone conclusion…
I wonder what kind of expenses system they have in the Egyptian parliament? Just considering my options in case things get toasty for me here.
You willbe welcomes by the French, Spanish, Portigese, Italian and Eu systems >Dennis
But tha
You will be welcomed by the French, Spanish, Portugese, Italian and EU parliamentary systems, Dennis
Especially their Parlianmentary immunity if you are caught…
Normally, as fellow members of the Socialist International with the Egyptian Palriament voted in without opposition.. like the Dictator
You would have had your Balls cut off (and stuffed in your mouth)..(if not worse)
i like to chew johnny’s balls off
We didnt do anything wrong in power.
You didn’t do anything right in power,you did piss billions up the wall and
sold gold at 10p an ingot and those 3000 laws,id cards,immigration,90days,petrol taxes,tried road pricing,people dying because you let nutters out,high taxes,banking shitup no you didn’t do anything wrong in power.
La la la we did nothing wrong la la la
Kelvin: top man. Why isn’t he on Question Time? Why isn’t he presenting Question Time?
**sharply indrawn breath, hissing, headshaking, pursed lips and muttering**
Here is the white powder luv…
You will be as sharp as Paxo in ten minutes…
Paxo is as sharp as middle-aged northern socialist on anti-depressants could be, I suppose.
He went to a good university, but he did a degree in English, for fuck’s sake!
Wanker.
Lots of us also did degrees in English you know. Helps us to talk properly to ignorant and probably illiterate Brits. Compare and contrast Andy Murray with Roger Federer, or listen to some of the unintelligible Scots commenters on the news and sports channels – see what I mean?
If you studied English you should know that the adjective is SCOTCH
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/02/why-intellectuals-are-not-conservatives/71079/
Wiki
“On 11 October 2007, MacKenzie appeared on the BBC’s Question Time TV programme and launched another attack on Scotland. During a debate about tax, MacKenzie claimed that:
“ Scotland believes not in entrepreneurialism like London and the south east… Scots enjoy spending [money] but they don’t enjoy creating it, which is the opposite to down south.[34] ”
The comments came as part of an attack on Prime Minister Gordon Brown whom MacKenzie said could not be trusted to manage the British economy because he was “a Scot” and a “socialist”, and insisting that this was relevant to the debate. Fellow panellist Chuka Umunna from the think tank Compass called his comments “absolutely disgraceful”
How right he was ….And Chuka Oomygoliebird was of course in outer space…
If I were you I’d keep quiet about Upchuck Ooomigooliebird! If the lefties think he gets up anyone’s nose he’ll be promoted! Far beyond his ability, like the rest of them, of course.
On 11 October 2007, MacKenzie appeared on the BBC’s Question Time TV programme and launched another attack on Scotland. During a debate about tax, MacKenzie claimed that:
“ Scotland believes not in entrepreneurialism like London and the south east… Scots enjoy spending [money] but they don’t enjoy creating it, which is the opposite to down south.[34] ”
The comments came as part of an attack on Prime Minister Gordon Brown whom MacKenzie said could not be trusted to manage the British economy because he was “a Scot” and a “socialist”, and insisting that this was relevant to the debate. Fellow panellist Chuka Umunna from the think tank Compass called his comments “absolutely disgraceful”
OFFS
Wick leaked.
Not as much as Motherwell today
@Vet from the BBC. So you specialise in Bulls and pigs. I have a little Brown cock that needs to be put down.
It’s now the Brown cock that needs to be put down…
It’s its progeniture…
If I ever meet pound he is going to get a broken nose and his teeth he will have to brush through his arse.
How anyone can vote for that sack of shit beats me!
So thats a maybe then?
Next time labour tries to re-write history and blame it all on the bankers…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356044/Labour-ministers-leant-IMF-disguise-devastating-truth-pre-credit-crunch-economy.html
“Labour ministers ‘leant on IMF’ to disguise devastating truth of pre-credit crunch economy”
Cheeky Fuckers , Hang em!
I am the MD of the IMF
I like being left on by fellow socialists
And I am a member of the Socialist Intern
I am a member of the Socilaist Interenational along with
with ex-President Mubarak of Egypt, Ben Ali of Tunisia and Ghackbo of Ivory Coast
How, all together to the tune of the Eton Boating Song
We are all democrats together….
France is collapsing Dominique
Have you noticed in your Ivory tower ?
Please note, following a NuLab diversity workshop its now to be called the “Eton Boateng song”. Like its namesake, the boat will indeed move oleaginously through the water.
My English is poor
I stand cowwected…
After having been convicted or before ?
I have been delegated by the unanimous vote of the Unite/teamsters Trade Union Higher Overpaid and Underworked Committee to discover whether Blinky has one or two ?
If he only has one, that explains it all…
Sugars in his tea?
Mubarak has gone again. He’ll be back tomorrow. Tune in.
Next week – Gordon Brown returns.
BBC
Help me
My main funders are going down like ninepins…
Imelda Slotgob wants her 16th house…
today I will be Murbarak
Late as usual.
Strung up by the Balls perhaps ?
@Vets. He needs to be put down. No need to charge a fee. I will donate him to Ready, Steady Cock. I am sure Mr Harriet can give him a good stuffing. He deserves a good send off.
Is this a case of ‘not so much pounding the beat as beating the Pound’?
And on a lighter mood.
John Shuttleworth. Toothache seems a riot of laughs compared to him!
Good riddance Mubarak
Obumma wants to send Madoff to Egypt so he can get some military-style retribution torture. Madoff’s happy as he reckons he can do a bit of pyramid selling.
My master tells me that promises of pyramids are not enough…
He says he wants the whole of Hosni’s fornture as a fee
Can you help Osiris ?
My turn is only 10%…
You’ve been spending too much time looking at ed-chris-tal-balls. He was the co-author of the brow-nee-an economy which is written on treasury papyrus. Balls is now proposing a Kon-tiki-raft of taxes on Ban-kers whilst fully supporting his darlings policy on cu*ts which he doesn’t agree with.
If you want all of Hosni’s pile, you should consult To-Ni and Sherri she will use ooman-rites and To-Ni will simply tell lots of porki-pies. To-Ni will be nailed by Wi-Ki Leeks (a Welsh-Egyptian friendship website).
And at number one in Egypt is “walk like an Egyptian”
We sphinx you are probably right mate.
Why does Mac keep up this ‘horny handed son of toil’ act? His parents were both very middle class journalists and he went to a private school.
because he’s a delusional wanker and some morons take him at face value
If the peepul fink you r wurkin’ class u have cerdybilly t
I miss Ava Fiva. Goodnite. Mind the coalition cuts don’t bite.
Shocking data on the lack of diversity among Liberal Democrat MPs.
http://eoin-clarke.blogspot.com/2011/02/shocking-data-on-ethnic-diversity-of.html
How many seats do they have ?
At the nest Election
ZERO
I’m standing.
And me.
Also i take it you you think that a ” White police officers assoc” would be ok ? I mean Blacks have thier own assoc ( obvisly not whites can join, But that racist?)
And no QUEENS ?
Isn’t that against the laws?
Ah… so Chuka was holding up a picture of the LibDem ethnicity pie chart.
Tonight I am an Egyptian falafel.
Yeah, they’re called MPs.
it’s unbelievable
Taken in by a lying tabloid scum like Mackenzie, who’s little more than a random knee jerk reactionary phrase generator, a Murdoch lackey who has is under the mistaken impression that increasing the volume at which he speaks somehow adds to the profundity of what ever mob pleasing bullshit he happens to be spouting.
You bunch of hypocritical bell ends will cheer anyone on if they vote for the right team, the fact that you can find it in yourself to cheer on this ignorant, sleazy, boorish prick shouldn’t come as a surprise.
Kelvin on why the lack of serious news in the Sun:
“You just don’t understand the readers, do you, eh? He’s the bloke you see in the pub, a right old fascist, wants to send the wogs back, buy his poxy council house, he’s afraid of the unions, afraid of the Russians, hates the queers and the weirdos and drug dealers. He doesn’t want to hear about that stuff”
Yup. That pretty much sums up Kelvin Mckenzie. And Mehdi Hassan.
No premium on ignorance. It’s cross politics.
I wonder why this guy is never seen on Question Time, and that muelling trot Chakrabati is always on?
Pat Condell (PBUH), best thing on youtube and liveleak.
Happy Birthday Guido
Kelvin got it right about the Jocks as well
Cor…. did you see me talking abour Egypt today…
Wasn’t I great ?
I don’t know a bloody thing about Egypt except that Anji’s boss likes to takes holidays with Mubarak…
But I was really imprsseive don’t you think .
Roopie will give me a raise I think…
Does Anji still work for Blair Petroleum Adam ?
Nope, Anglo American.
Hello Lads , Anyone want to do me up my back Allah?
Go to Israel and you will find plenty of takers up the back Allah…
David Laws – stockings or tights?
Right, Dave tell the EU To fuck off , you will have popular support in the country , You will have more if you stand up to the wankers, Give us the In/out referendum we are crying out loud for and you might win a majority next time!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356037/We-expect-better-oldest-democracy-Brussels-bites-defiant-MPs-reject-votes-prisoners.html
The last t’ory PM to do that came a cropper, and so would this one if he followed your advice.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/charlesmoore/8319768/If-Strasbourg-has-its-way-we-will-all-end-up-as-prisoners.html
Good article, stun.
Long time since this morning!
Not relevant but who cares: On QT last night, the derisive audience response ( to the idea that the previous government were to blame for the financial situation necessitating cuts) has got to mean one of the following:
1) The BBC had deliberately packed the audience with Labour supporters.
2) The BBC selection process was fair but a substantial number of those present had, of their own accord, lied about their political affiliation.
3) The Labour party and/or unions have an undercover scheme to get their supporters into the audience i.e. an organised scam.
4) The audience was balanced and a substantial number of Conservative supporters don’t think the Labour government had any part in creating the deficit.
5) Or, even if they think it might be true, the general public are fed up with the ‘blame game’.
If it’s 4) or 5) I think Mr Cameron and friends are making a mistake in putting all the responsibility on the previous government. It invites people to reject it out of hand, even if true. A more moderate message would have greater impact, namely: Gordon Brown is responsible, the Bankers are responsible, the regulators are responsible, you are responsible for maxing out on your credit cards, we (the then opposition) are responsible for not foreseeing some of the problems, everyone who took out a self-certified mortgage for seven time their salary is responsible. And then, like the admirable Douglas Alexander, say ‘it doesn’t matter who’s to blame: we’re still in the shit. You better get used to it’.
None of em , We got conned into thinking he was a Tory.
I thought you didn’t vote Billy?
I never said , That , I said i vote in a area that is safe seat and no matter who i vote for it wont make the slighest bit of difference .
So how were you conned?
I thought with the result we would have a centre right party.
Well, unless you voted for said centre right party, how was your vote a con?
I thought a Tory goverment would cut spending over the parliment not increase it , my vote would not have counted unless i voted for a left party .
But you didn’t Billy, which draws one to the conclusion that you voted “centre right”, which is why you’re feeling like the turkey who arrives in heaven only to find Bernard Matthews sitting at God’s right hand.
Oh well , Still a improvement on the last lot .
for now……
And that’s how British democracy works.
Yep! and one day we may get a goverment that serves the people.
But until then, the two and a half party system will do for the conned.
unless they get of the head of a pin a get a seprate idenity.
Head of a pin?
Yes Billy.
Number 1 please.
The BBC are Hunts.
Funded by mongs who stand in line to be abused.
Don’t get me started! QT makes my piles turn purple. It’s the only programme which makes me shout at the TV and then, in a rage, end up switching off. Fucking bunch of leftie wankers.
Good point, well made.
For fuck’s sake scrap the licence fee.
it’s unbelievable
Taken in by a lying tabloid scum like Mackenzie, who’s little more than a random knee jerk reactionary phrase generator, a Murdoch lackey who has is under the mistaken impression that increasing the volume at which he speaks somehow adds to the profundity of what ever mob pleasing bullshit he happens to be spouting.
You bunch of hypocritical bell ends will cheer anyone on if they vote for the right team, the fact that you can find it in yourself to cheer on this ignorant, sleazy, boorish prick shouldn’t come as a surprise.
Kelvin on why the lack of serious news in the Sun:
“You just don’t understand the readers, do you, eh? He’s the bloke you see in the pub, a right old fas cist, wants to send the wo*s back, buy his poxy council house, he’s afraid of the unions, afraid of the Russians, hates the qu eers and the weirdos and drug dealers. He doesn’t want to hear about that stuff”
Put the kettle on luv
Happy Birthday to you
I just done poo
I put it in a envolope
And sent it to you.
I look forward to receiving it. It will be yummy!
I am a Tory.
nope , Judging by your actions , You are 30% Tory, 20% socailst and 50% Eu arse-licker.
Delete 30% tory. Add 30% muscular liberal. DC is not a Tory.
Got the other 2 right tho
WTF is a T’ory?
Someone who started the whole mass movement of imm*grants from the col*nies?
Someone who led us into the the EU?
Someone who stabbed the Eurosceptic Prime Minister up the arse?
Someone who was quite happy to rob the taxpayer, just as the Labour (spit spit) crooks were?
Someone who would do a deal with the Lib Dem ho’s, just to sit on the Speakers right hand?
T’ories? Don’t make me laugh.
WTF is a T’ory?
Someone who started the whole mass movement of immigrants from the colonies?
Someone who led us into the the EU?
Someone who stabbed the Eurosceptic Prime Minister up the arse?
Someone who was quite happy to rob the taxpayer, just as the Labour (spit spit) crooks were?
Someone who would do a deal with the Lib Dem ho’s, just to sit on the Speakers right hand?
T’ories? Don’t make me laugh.
No, you mean “I am a Tony”
Where’s that “Suet Canal” – it sounds really appetising.
Hope you’ve had a great day Guido. Birthdays are for enjoying, especially as you get older year after year.
Happy Birthday!
I agree with Nell
Hope you had a good day Guido.
I agree with Nick.
Rumour: David Blunkett to become new expenses clerk.
Fed on scraps and treated like shit.
So what’s new?
The Gypos are going to be sorely disappointed. Their Military top Brass have the best of everything and they won’t give it up.
The Yankers (inc UK) don’t care as long as the new gypo regime maintains stability.
Much the same as Britain then.
Can some socailist country stone Polly to death?
Tax tax tax
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356067/Britains-War-P*ace-tax-code-Rulebook-doubled-size-1997.html
The looney left are at it again.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/feb/11/taming-jade-goody-big-brother-globe
It was only yesterday you were contrite about endless shite posts you fuckwit, cu’ntstick
I shook hands with Mr Mubarak last week.
Who had to use the disinfectant.
You brute!
Sort the modding out you Pikey scum-hole
GORDON BROWN ATE MY HAMSTER
Look at the news about Egypt.
Watch the people shout that they love their country.
Watch the people wave their country’s flag.
Watch the peoples’ faces as they hope about their future.
Now think about how this sort of thing is denied to the ordinary people of Britain.
If you do this in Britain, you’d be branded as a Little Englander.
If you do this in Britain, you’d be branded as a Right Winger.
If you do this in Britain, you’d be branded as a Racist.
Do you think this is a shame?
As it should be!
The people of Cairo don’t seem that diverse do they?
Where are the white Christians?
it would be very easy to reply rather candidly to you ‘just asking’ but given the options you describe in stereotypical terms…get a ryanair flight to Yemen enjoy round 2 of the middle east bunfight firsthand and let us know what they think of your teatowel outfit.
It is shameful indeed
The PC Fascists have destoyed real democratic debate in the UK…
And the British people should rise up en masse like the Tunisians and Egyptians
against an arrogant and discredited minority who dictate the terms of the debate
using the disgracful state-controlled BBC as their mouthpiece
Don’t be daft,it’s too cold,it’s not summer,my benefits haven’t arrived,theres a good Coronation st episode on,Dancing on ice is on,can’t miss the Jeremy Kyle show,not interested I didn’t vote last May,bloody torys stirring it up,while they sit in their big houses,it’s awful all they ever do is put petrol,beer and fags up,good job I get housing benefits the price the council is charging and they don’t empty the bins properly,so rising early is just too much.
moderated as usual
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z5hT1P0X79c/TN0HNl4dGwI/AAAAAAAAGR8/kM9s9_fODn0/s1600/tab.jpg
whilst reviewing the local press I found this article, kinda highlights how MPs operate and what they really think of their constituents
http://www.shoorayner.com/?p=4106
Mark Harper has to have a police presence whenever he talks to his constituents in case they scare him. Obviously a career politician with little interest in the people who voted for him
also, exactly how much did his police escort and getaway vehicle cost local people in a time of austerity? Come on Mark Harper , tell us what you think you are worth?
A salutory lesson for anyone who thinks that UK Parliament is Sovereign and THAT vote counts as far as “Brussels” is concerned !!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356037/We-expect-better-oldest-democracy-Brussels-bites-defiant-MPs-reject-votes-prisoners.html
Another banana skin for Dave, he’s heading for trouble if he gives way over votes for prisoners.
Yes, after all, if you gave prisoners votes you’d have to accept you cared about their welfare. God forbid, you may have to use words like … rehabilitation!!!
What has the Vote got to do with a prisoner’s welfare?
They are banged up for doing wrong, their vote is removed for doing wrong. Using your perverted logic you would release them from prison because it was better for their welfare.
Let’s tell you a story,let’s say my gran,82 living happily,active here there everywhere doing her own shopping,one day while in her house,on her own, two ,men claiming they were from the waterboard asked her they needed to test the water pressure,one distracted her while the other took her pension money,after that,she never went out again and got the family to get things for her,all amounts of persuasion, trips to wherever she wanted to go never budged her from her house,she lasted a year,to me those bastards murdered her,it’s alright being a bleeding liberal heart but their two sides to every vile piece of shit enjoying my taxes sitting on their arses in jail and the other side is the victim,but then they don’t matter to twits like you.
Nope , Prison is a punishment and rehadbiltion, We are not a Medievil state .
But buy your logic we shouldnt bang em up because it is agaisnt they frredom of movment .
What a joke rehabilitaion it doesn’t work,it requires the animals to understand they have done wrong and realise it’s wrong,these animals don’t care and will promise anything to get out and carry on.
What a shameless insult to a great man who understood the meaning of the word punish (Tacitus)
Pound’s logic went like this:
“State schools are shit and don’t educate people properly. Private schools educate pupils very well, but most ordinary people can’t afford them. The solution therefore is to close all the good (private) schools, take more money off the parents who had sent their kids to those private schools, and then give all that money to the people who are currently running the shit state schools (badly) but to continue to let the state schools run things badly and not to learn anything from how the private sector had produced good results in the first place.”
No wonder Kelvin got annoyed; the attitude that Pound has defies all logic/reason. Pound was being an odious fuckwit as usual; totally devoid of all common sense, logic, and reason. A typical lefty twat who doesn’t give a flying fuck about reality, he just wants to tick his left boxes on his “guidelines” sheet. Councils up and down the country, even tory ones, are 100% full of fucking stupid box-ticking twats like Pound.
Exactly. And he grandstands. Victim of his own ego which dwarfs his miniscule (at best) abilities.
Your case is sound but seriously understated!
Councils’ anger at government publicity ban:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12436797
Asked why local politicians might need private consultants to communicate with other politicians, she said: “I don’t think individual councillors know the complexities.”
…..
Councils are basically therefore saying “our councillors and other council workers are totally negligent; unaware of anything that’s going on, unable to do their jobs due to their own mind-blowing total stupidity. The solution is therefore not to try to get councillors/workers who aren’t negligent, the solution is to keep negligent councillors and council workers and use tax payers’ money to employ someone from the private sector to do what the councillors should already know/do.”
No councils have yet published their spending items (at least not in a format that’s of any use, “£1000 project costs paid to generic contractor x” is no fucking use to anyone). Until councils publish the details of what they spend, I have absolutely no sympathy for any council that moans about government cuts.
Councils are simply withdrawing front line services rather than looking at how they manage things, and then blaming the government.
Eric Pickles needs to get them to publish their spending items properly, otherwise this blame-the-government-for-our-own-negligence culture will continue and just get worse.
Our council wasted millions fucking up junctions and roundabouts that worked pefectly well just so that they technically did everything their “guidelines” said. They ignored all practicalities and common sense, turned the whole road system to a dangerous heap of shit with our money, and they only did it because “EU Guidelines” came out. They used “guidelines” as a new legal edict for specifics, instead of using them as guideliness. Guidelines are exactly that; just guidelines; you’re still supposed to use your own common sense and look at the practicalities.
Pickles needs to attack these councils for not firing people like that who fuck up the whole system with our money; they should be fired, and then sued to recoup the money. But instead they keep their jobs, continue to fuck everything up using our money, and when questioned about it they just say “it was in the guidelines.”
Pickles needs to keep a closer eye on these fuckwits, and fire and sue the shit out of them.
I worked for one for a short while a few years back; I still have my £80k-a-year boss’ words ringing in my ears “you’ve got to spend your budget, you’ve got to spend your budget…”
Yep, even if I’d done everything asked of me that year, I had to piss away any money left, in order to balance the books and avoid a budget cut the following year. ‘Coming in under budget’ was positively frowned upon, nay sniggered at.
Until that bonkers mentality is turned on its head, nothing will really change.
Oh, and if Our Eric wants to really force transparency, he can make councils publish a full organogram of their operations, including total remuneration (ie salary plus the usual pensions, bonuses, goodies etc) and any outside business interests for every single fucking post – ditto for arm’s length council-funded bodies.
Our council spent a fortune on “newsletters”, basically a full blown newspaper sent out to every single house in the whole fucking county which was about 20 pages with nothing but this in it:
“the evil central government have cut our budget. we’re running everything perfectly, we do nothing wrong, so we’re having to cut frontline services. blame the tories”
all paid for with council tax money.
(no mention of the countless millions they’ve pissed up the wall due to their own mind-blowing negligence though, and no publication of what they’re actually spending their money on)
the ironic thing is that it’s a tory council, blaming central government tories.
what choice is there though?
If I vote libdem or labour then they’ll be even worse.
You need to have central government keeping an eye on councils, and when they see blatent waste and negligence, then the central government needs to step in, and fire+sue the relevant people.
I’ve never understood how people at the top of the council don’t get sued when they act with gross negligence. Can we, as members of the public, ask the government to sue them?
If we see our council wasting a million quid because they never bothered to read a contract properly, then surely we can start a process not just to kick them out, but to sue them to get the money back? Don’t they have professional liability/indemnity insurance to get money back that they piss up the wall?
If they did this in the private sector, they’d be fired, hauled up in court and ruined. But because they work for the council, somehow they get to keep their jobs and continue wasting our money and turning the local services to shit.
Never mind freedom for Egypt. What about freedom for Britain from the European dictatorship.
Guido
In this “spring of freedom”, there is a serious point currently that needs denunciation and exposure…
Not only has Tony Blair resorted to the most shameful influence peddling
thereby earning millions
But he has well documented PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS with Col Gaddafi
and Silvio Berlusconi among others (to be investigated)…
Both these men should be the subject of popular uprisings also for gross
and repeated abuse of power and anti-democratic conduct…
How does Blair explain his “relationships” with these obscenities ?
In this spring of freedom
When will Tony Blair’s well documented personal relationships with enemies of democracy like Gaddafi and Berlusconi be denounced ?
And the dealings of Mandelson and the Rothchilds with Gaddafi’s sons…
When the government stops bein owned by the Banks, that’s when mate.
Spring of freedom? From the kind of creature who’d rather live in Egypt than Italy!
Not all students avoid work
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356186/How-Cheltenham-Ladies-College-girl-went-Cambridge-University-confidence-body-flaunt-lads-mag-website.html
Totty watch.
Looks like the only serious work you do Billy is on your fucking cock.
One of your delightful Labour MPs would just charge their wankmags up on expenses.
In fact they did. Jacqui Smith even did did for her husband.
Mind you, if I was married to her, I would prefer a Jodrell.
I’m not Labour, I just hate dirty old men.
Fine. Get a refund on the way out.
Where are the uncensored photos, Billy? We need evidence!!!
Try nuts or just google her?
Done Google already. Don’t hang about! Drew a blank, apart from the article you posted. My local newsagent in SE Europe does not stretch to Nuts.
All for accademic purposes, you understand…
one c
Nuts have a website i think , To assist with your research
Yeah Billy, it’s called WANKERS ‘R US.
I used both, liberally – much more fun.
Oh there’s a surprise, another wanker comes out of the woodwork.
Yes, well you would only like young men or boys, wouldn’t you?
Can I join your club?
Depends upon your experience. You can’t just become one overnight. You have to hone your art over decades to reach levels of excellence.
I’ll wager you hone your art on a daily basis, wanker.
And I’ll wager that you never do anything worthwhile in your life, loser.
A mate of mine, in praising the independent girls’ school near him, said, “They turn out many who attend the top universities, some international sportswomen, and some of the finest whores in the country.”
Wow, now that’s what I call an education…
Years ago, I had a girlfriend who had been educated at a convent. I cannot speak highly enough about conventual education. She spoke like Joanna Lumley, she looked like a dream and …………..
Reply waiting in the bin.
Well said Baroness
Tory Party chairman Baroness Warsi last night branded Mr Miliband a ‘Prime Minister in waiting, saying: ‘He’s supporting a rally which wants to see the deficit reduced over decades when the Institute for Fiscal Studies, the Governor of the Bank of England and the CBI said the bulk of it needs to be dealt with in the current Parliament, and they are all wrong and Ed Miliband is 100% correct”
‘This shows that David Cameron and the conservative led coalition do not have one shred of economic credibility”
Trouble is though I’m not convinced that the “Two Eds” have any better plan than “Dave” and “Gideon” for dealing with the deficit…whoever is in power(and if the AV referendum is a resoundong yes and we change the system it’s likely that the LibDems will always be in coalition with either the Tories or Labour as no one party will ever win an overall majority ever again)will have difficulty getting the electorate to accept that …one there is a problem and two it requires cuts three they individually should be effected by it…the left media and the BBC may think it’s smart to rubbish the coalition’s plans but all they’re really doing is ensuring that no government be it Labour or Tory led will get the support of the public to actually do anything to tackle it ……………… now or in the future.Truly a future f**k*d for all !!!
Er…….like most of the dimwit electorate you’ve forgotten that almost every Labour government has ended in near bankruptcy for the nation.
Er…….like most of the dimwit electorate you’ve forgotten that almost every Labour government has ended in near bankruptcy for the nation.
Dificult decisions make you unpopular at first but respected later.
Not enough difficult decisions have been taken yet, except perhaps by Eric Pickles.
AV will NOT lead to endless coalitions. More often than not Labour will win with a large majority.
Then we are truly f*c*ed
McFatso is a twat who works for a twat, around whom the net of capture is slowly closing.
But uncle Roop is not the only one who’s been at the phones, it seems: the Barclays and their new Mailists at the Torygraph are up there with the best of them….
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/02/12/hackgate-barclay-brothers-hunt-the-leak-leakers/
A good move by the goverment.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/11/dna-profiles-deleted-police-database
What about the DNA database thats stuck to the porn mags under our bed?
One thing that’s clear from the video, is that Oxford and Cambridge are truly fucked thanks to that fucking idiot Cable.
Not Cambridge:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356186/How-Cheltenham-Ladies-College-girl-went-Cambridge-University-confidence-body-flaunt-lads-mag-website.html
Oxford and Cambridge (and several other top universities in Britain) should be charging top whack. You wouldn’t expect to buy a Rolls-Royce for the price of a Ford Escort, would you?
As for forcing them to take less-able students, how about making the Air Force recruit a proportion of pensioners and disabled people as pilot trainees? Makes about as much sense.
I know this one, its 459?
No, silly, it’s still 69.
“That @EdBallsMP goes home in the early hours on a night bus could be a sign of prudence, or more likely he has overspent and is in debt.”
500!
Today i will be a becon of hope.
Shame you forget to get the parrafin.
Jeez, paraffin.
We should all be grateful for Tony Blair’s immaculate work in preventing a major war in the Middle East by enabling our dear friend Mubarek to leave office gracefully and retire to the wilderness with his looted millions intact. Surely Tony Blair, having solved the Kosovo crisis and the Iraq War problem should now at least be awarded a BAFTA – you know he’s worth it?
I wouldn’t cheer too soon..remember 1979…everyone cheered the downfall of “The Shah” and France even helpfully enabled that old religious Ayotollah who was “perfectly harmless” (according to the BBC anyway)to return to Tehran…the rest as they say is history………………………..
Il papa sta vedendo Guido adesso!
Il Papa ha dato la sua benedizione GF di diventare suo nunzio in Gran Bretagna.
El Grande Puta!
Decorum favore. È abbastanza anche se sono corrette.
Il papa ha concesso l’assoluzione di Guido tutti i suoi peccati. Passato, presente e futuro.
A quanto pare il papa vuole una nuova Europa, basata su Roma …
Il Santo Padre afferma che accetterà vogliono lasciare l’UE, che gli abitanti di convertire Catholocism. Guido ha promesso che consegnerà questo per il Regno Unito. L’Irlanda non è un grosso problema, naturalmente. Fatta eccezione per un paio di ritardatari nel Nord … Il Vaticano acquisirà da Arthur Guinness Diageo per gli irlandesi e che sottomettere i manifestanti rimasti quando scoprono che si può bere una pinta di essa per una punt vecchio.
Most people that have endured the state school system know that MacKenzie is spot on.
Too many self-serving NUT wankers with absolutely no interest in the child’s education. A small minority were decent teachers, many of whom had done time in industry, the rest were a waste of space and undoubtedly in the wrong game.
do you think that any government is that interested in schooling? Only so far as it doesn’t rebound on them and call them, the government, for gross hypocrisy and theiving eh?
Most governments are satisfied with a degree of poverty, a degree of unemployment, a large degree of stupidity and plenty of room for being disengenious
The idea that Egypt will now become a democracy is hilarious. It’ll become another dictatorship, this time under the control of the muslim brotherhood. What few freedoms people had before will vanish and it’ll be like Iran under Khomeini.
I will give my opinion on this as soon as Ed tells me what it should be. And he will tell me as soon as Mr Whelan tells him what it should be.
That mean we are stuck with the same thread all weekend?
anyone wannna wager how many fuck ups Tory bear makes?
How can you make any fuck ups when you’re fast asleep?
Labour are gutless.
They never make a tough decision. They either do nothing or throw someone else’s money at it.
Healthcare, welfare, military spending, education; They spent the money but never make long term changes to improve things.
At least the coalition has the guts to make the necessary changes so that long term the tax payer will get better value for money and better services.
They will be unpopular in the short term. Even if they get voted out at least they tried.
Not everything they do is right and because they are doing it at break neck speed they have huge presentational problems, but at least they are not just printing more money which is what GB would have done.
All i want this goverment to do is run the nations purse responsabilty , Encourage Hard work in school and buisness , Lower taxes and less red tape from those arseholes in brussels .
You certainly work hard at fucking up your grammar Billy.
Yep , But dont confuse me with someone who gives a fuck.
I never confuse you with anything remotely sane Billy.
The Coalition as composed with the nuConned us in charge are unpopular because they are rubbish at PR,they can’t explain what they are up too as the same people who did their PR before and during the May6th 2010 are still there,until their’s a clearout and have a PR team that can out lie, and out shout the Liebour and Unite PR team and explain in all the worlds languages to the people of this country that 2+2 has to equal 4 and not 34 then they will lose the next election.
Tell the BBC and all the gin-soaked and drug addicted newspaper hacks that!
New Labour was built on media relations, in case you never noticed.
The BBC will continue their 30+ year Tory-bashing orgy and Labour will keep feeding lazy hacks column inches.
Until the BBC is tackled, the government will continue to get battered in communications. Broadcasting is the best way to do the shallow attack-based politics of Labour, and the BBC is the most influential news organisation in this country by a long way. The BBC can mount coordinated attacks like no other news organisation. Through 24 tv news, news bulletins on non-news channels. Radio attacks through national news radio stations and news-bulletins on non-news stations. Same with BBC local radio and augmented by their much visited website. These channels of communications have a far greater socio-demographic reach then any other organisation can possibly achieve (including News corp) and are particulary effective because they all sing form the same BBC hymnsheet,Tories evil and Labour good etc. Contrast that with News Corp oultets that have a different approach to news coverage, from Shouty popularism of Sun/NoTW to the Blairite bollocks of the Times and Sky News.
Hang on ! where is the stat porn?
Or any kind of porn eh Billy?
I like the stats …..
You sad, sad little man.
Murbarak won’t go.
He’s in de Nile.
Thats Eygpt Fucked then!
It was nice of her to give them a mention in my opinion Billy, she’s got plenty of problems of her own.
Hey i am all for freedom and P*aceful protest so i support the Eygptions, Just worried about the Jonah curse……..
Pray tell us as you seem to know her,what problems does she have,is it the problem her husband has taking loads of undeserved public money to the banks in a wheel barrow or his body guard don’t know how to fix his rocking horse.
Well you’ve made a good start, but you’ve got nowhere near exhausting the list.
Tell me if I’ve missed any out.
David Chaytor
Phil Woolas
Eric Illsley
Jim Devine
John Taylor
Next pig in the frame…
Elliot Morley
Wolly-arse didnt get sent down , But was provena liar in court….. but apart from that i think its spot on.
I’m gonna come down severely on your kiwi wooly arse if you’re not careful, bitch.
Unprecedented in modern times in our country.
With Hosni’s billions Fulham will rule the world.
We don’t have a monopoly on stupid politicians, just more than our fair share. Meanwhile, across the pond …
The Dumbest Thing Ever Said!…by Hillary Clinton, about the Drug War
(acknowledgement to AC1 for introducing me to Instpundit.)
… or Instapundit even.
So why are most bummers lefties and why are most MP’s caught stealing also lefties?
Do they have a defective gene?
What a complete twat.