February 11th, 2011

A Rather Familiar Scandal

In a new record for fastest internet scalping, Gawker took down a Congressman this week in just over three hours from breaking to vacating. Rep. Christopher Lee was a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York who thought he would put some sexy pictures of himself on the internet. Sound familiar?

Has the old country taught them nothing?


  1. 1

    He’s Ian Fleming’s cousin.

    Not a lot of people know that,.

    Sorry about this spot stealing, , Billy.

  2. 2
    Imelda Blair says:

    I see a stain on the Y fronts

  3. 3
    Annnoyperson says:

    At least HE had the sense to hide his Y-fronts.

  4. 4

    Actually, the guy on the right is a dead ringer for Cherie’s hubby.

  5. 5
    Archbishop Mandy says:

    Cor I like that one of the left…

    I will get a new artificial anus fixed for him…

  6. 6
    Chief Druid says:

    HE is straight…

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Where wasd the the viewer warning Guido ?

  8. 8
    Lord Mandy of Boy says:

    I can confirm CB is tight and firm…

  9. 9
    Quiller says:

    Naked ambition?

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Who will get the OLympic stadium ?

  11. 11
    Crisp Ryunt says:

    OOOOOOH !!

  12. 12
    Y Fronts Bryant says:

    I was Minister for Europe in the worst Government in British History

  13. 13
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Re your story from a couple of threads ago Guido about Jack-ass Straw teaming up with DD to block prisoner votes , WHY THE FUCK DID LABOUR DO FUCK ALL ABOUT IT IN POWER?

    Politicons are so vile and scum.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Of course, Bryant resigned from nothing.

    He’s from the Labour party, you know.

  15. 15
    Expense Fiddler Hain says:

    I was Secretary of State for Wales in the worst government in British history

  16. 16
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    How do I upload a picture of me onto that site ??

  17. 17
    I hate New Labour says:
  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    That’s what they all say…..

  19. 19
    jack says:

    Jack ass Straw has built a 40 year career on lies, trimming, turncoating and opportunism

    He does not “do” principles…

    Nothing new there

  20. 20
    The Liebour party says:

    We were too busy destroying the Country and its economy.

  21. 21
    Little Angussie says:

    that little mong Bryant loves to hear himself – he is the most pompous pedantic and self important little tribalist who is right up himself

  22. 22
    William Hague says:

    Eee by gum that’s a rate crackin pair of lads.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    One shite London club, or another.

  24. 24
    Little Angussie says:

    and many others too, by all accounts

  25. 25
    Little Angussie says:

    the stain is inside the knickers from where I sit

  26. 26
    Jack says:

    apart from the inflated Squeaker…

  27. 27
    mark oaten's glass coffee table says:

    Dirty c unt

  28. 28
    Jackass Straw says:

    I am renowned in the Liebour ranks for my ‘guile and low cunning’.


  29. 29
    Little Angussie says:

    ass hole as wide as the rhondda

  30. 30
    jgm2 says:

    Post the clip mackerel-boy.

  31. 31
    Stephanie Flanders, drippin' in Ed's spunk says:

    He may be a ridiculous, pompous, shrieking twat, but it looks as though the Rhondda fucka has a much bigger set of cock and balls than Ed has……sigh

  32. 32
    Bob says:

    Don’t forget the appalling Gorbals Mick either

    Now happily troughing in the House of Vermin Ermin…

  33. 33
    Mike Hunt says:

    and importing voters.

  34. 34
    Annie says:

    Gorbals Mick

    The Trasher of the House of Commons…

  35. 35
    Little Angussie says:


  36. 36
    Barry Obama, painter and decorator says:

    And you can bet he fucking hates it every time Guido puts up this picture. Which is a perfectly good reason to keep showing it.

  37. 37
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    ‘Cos it’s a poisoned chalice Billy as the man of straw knows only too well. There is another agenda here and so Jack is supporting ‘it’ and not Davis.. As Baldrick would say, ” I have a cunning plan.”

  38. 38
    Annie says:

    He will soon be hired by an investment bank then

    Like Mandy, Blair, Powell and the other influence peddlers…

  39. 39
    Annie says:

    and artificial as well…

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Funnily enough Bryant said something about this in the debate, to our old friend Tom Harris:

    Mr Tom Harris:

    Let me begin with as much of a mea culpa as a humble Back Bencher can offer for the previous Government. It has been said on a number of occasions that Labour should have dealt with this issue over the past six years, and I think that there is some merit and validity in that criticism. However, there may also be some merit in the political strategy of kicking something into the long grass for as long as possible, which seems to have been about the only strategy that the Labour Government had.

    Chris Bryant: It was a very good strategy.

  41. 41
    Gay Doctor says:

    You seem to be well informed

    It is true that we replace the anuses of these people after years of use

    With …plastic ones…

  42. 42
    Dr Spock says:

    That sounds so natural….

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Resolution is quite small, so you will have to crop to the best bits.

  44. 44
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Pass me the bucket…………

  45. 45
    Yvette Copper says:

    Ed has three testicles.

  46. 46
    Homosexual Muslim says:

    No beards.

  47. 47
    Great British Public says:

    Welcome to the club.

  48. 48
    Whelan 'n' Dealin' Bullyboy says:

    and three assholes if you count me and McPoison.

  49. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Wear Sunscreen!

  50. 50

    The muscles on his brawny arms stood out like sparrows’ kneecaps.

  51. 51
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    politicons eh? hang tjhe fuckin lot of em , Fuckin EU arselicking socailists.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    True. But I think he was trying to emphasise other parts?

  53. 53
    Cllr Moohamid Ramadanadingdong (Lab) says:

    and inventing them.

  54. 54

    As long as the banks don’t take their advice, we may be in with a chance.

  55. 55
  56. 56
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Thanks but the best bits, such as they are, belonged to my diary secretary who is no longer ‘working’ for me.

  57. 57

    Right. Can’t sit about here making idle chat all day, I’ve got some work to do.

  58. 58
    Hopeless Hunts says:

    woooowwwww what a scoop…NOT

    Move on.

    Poor Guido is reduced to this level. Wonder why. Could be his contact at No10 resigned, and its a bit dodgy to rely on phone hack data, and dudious leaks to fill his page !!!!!!!!

  59. 59
    Hopeless Hunts says:

    woooowwwwwwww what a scoop…NOT

    Move on.

    Poor Guido is reduced to this level. Wonder why. Could be his contact at No10 resigned, and its a bit dodgy to rely on phone hack data, and dudious leaks to fill his page !!!!!!!!

  60. 60
    Hopeless Hunts says:

    Man takes picture of himself scandal….YAWN

  61. 61
    hmmm says:

    I guess he does look a bit like Cherie’s other half.. or he would if he had
    DD moobs.

  62. 62
    Unpleasant Thoughts of the Day says:

    Would you rather have a transplant?

    In fact, would you donate your body knowing someone like Lord Mangledbum of Boy might get your arse – and then rip it to bits?

  63. 63
    Hopeless Hunts says:

    Gove the Gimp….RESIGN

  64. 64
  65. 65
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    I liked this tweet from someone called @iowahawkblog

    “Congressional ethics: texting shirtless pictures=reason to resign in disgrace. Spending $1.5 trillion you don’t have = Wednesday.”

  66. 66
    Guido's obsession says:

    with sexual proclivities of people in the public eye (especially those of homosexuals) is a bit worrying; pics of half nude men in toilets is deemed worthy of a blog entry?

    Seems like some kind of projection imo……

  67. 67
    kay burleys suspender belt says:

    That soft lad on the left called ME dim !!

  68. 68
  69. 69
    Deep Who says:

    Any reason to remind people what wankers Labour are

  70. 70
    Cherie says:

    and Im hung like a donkey

  71. 71
    Stryker Miliband says:

    Chris Bryant wasn’t married with kids and a vocal campaigner for “family values”.

  72. 72
    Observer says:

    Just an ex-vicar and a Labour MP

  73. 73
    Hazel Bleughs says:

    They both seem to keep budgies.

  74. 74
    Guido's obsession says:

    If you think the above statement is “hot and botheres” it’s you that has the problem.

  75. 75
    Tory Hypocrite says:

    out of interest was he using tax payer’s money to fund his own portable rent boy?

  76. 76
    Darkside says:

    Am I missing something here – I’m sure Guido referred to them as ‘sexy’ pictures. If a middle-aged bloke in unflattering white Y-fronts is your idea of sexy, Guido, Mrs G should be very worried.

  77. 77
    E L Whisty says:

    Both of them seem to have looked after themselves better than Guido, must be all those boozy nights “and days” that have punished him. That senator seems to be grasping something in his right hand, he is not bragging is he?

  78. 78
    QWERTY says:

    Bryant’s knickers probably have more skidmarks in them than the end of Heathrow runway and more dry spunk than the toilets on Hampstead Heath.

  79. 79
    QWERTY says:

    Ever hear of “bringing the job into disrepute?” Bryant is a twat not because he’s gay but because he’s big gobbed Liebour c u n t just like Prescott, Mandelmong and Campbell.

  80. 80
    Tom Tomos says:

    Mirror, mirror, on the wall…..

  81. 81
    Oh don't worry says:

    By bringing the job into disrepute do you mean funding your own personal sex toy Spad out of the public purse then parading him around in public like a trophy wife?

    That kind of thing?

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    West Ham are the preferred bidders.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Needs to be ratified by Boris.

  84. 84
    fagged@eton says:

  85. 85
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    But i fink ‘e was a ‘onest geezer and quit because he realized whataballsup he made.
    We must all be governed by ,,nts, don’t matter where we are living, once they get into the governing…ruling..representing class they fink they can behave like they wannabehave. Lodanutters.

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    JR says:

    That’s a very tight fist he makes, perhaps practice make perfect!

  87. 87
    Mad as hell not going to take big ones anymore says:

    To be fair they both look quite good for their age. I would happily be a filling in that particular sandwich.

  88. 88
    simon says:

    Did Bryant get a shag out of that picture? Probably not:) Maybe he and Sally Bercow would like to do a centerfold for the New Statesman?

  89. 89
    Paul Marks says:

    Republicans tend to resign when caught doing stuff like this (sometimes they just crack and resign – even if no one has found them out). Democrats tend not to. Because the media says that both Democrat Congressmen can do anything (even steal everything in sight – like Charlie Rangle).

    One example is Republican Tom Foley – whose drunken texts to (male) House pages caused such damage when they came out before the 2006 midterms.

    Several Democrat Congressmen had actually buggered Congressional Pages in the past – yet the media never went after them, indeed the msm treated it as all rather sweet.

    If Tom Foley had been a Democrat he would still be in the House.

    It carries on to this day – I wonder how many seconds Barney Frank would have been in Congress had he been a Republican.

    Underage male sex, renting a apartment to the boy, the boy works as a prostitute (and so on).

    “Policy is all that matters”.

    O.K. How long would a Republican who said that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were fine and there was no housing bubble have lasted?

    Barney did not have to resign – instead he got to write the Financial Reform Act (increasing the power of government to direct investment into bubbles – even more than it could before).

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