February 5th, 2011

The Wrath of Khan

Guido has certainly warned that Sadiq Khan is a bit of a liability before, reporting last month that the one time campaign manager had been cut out of the loop by Ed Miliband, losing his place at the top table and sidelined from the policy forums that went to Hain and Byrne instead. Miliband can lose a shadow cabinet member but could be very awkward to lose one of the inner circle.

Note that the Labour machine have not criticised the content of Cameron’s speech, rather the timing and critique of their own record. Except Sadiq gobbing off. On message and definitely not pouring petrol on the situation, the shadow Justice Secretary accused Dave of “writing propaganda for the EDL” in this morning’s Mirror. Sayeeda Warsi is on the attack:

“For Sadiq Khan to smear the Prime Minister as a right wing extremist is outrageous and irresponsible. It is right that we make it clear: extremism and Islam are not the same thing. He must apologise, and Mr Miliband needs urgently to disown his colleague’s baseless accusation.”

Miliband knows this is a vote losing gaffe. But is he confident enough to be able distance himself?


  1. 1
    NotquiteEDL says:

    Defence brief for terror slags Cameron off for promoting tolerance and diversity. Guess our PM must be doing something right to have riled Sadiq! http://bit.ly/gq7mXk

  2. 2
    Squeeeaker says:

    NO !

  3. 3
    Jack says:

    Sadiq is a well know thief and expenses fraud

    Already a disgrace to the House of Commons

    But apparently NuNu Labour are not worried about being disgraceful …

    They have already trashed the House of Commons and Lords…

  4. 4
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    ‘Mexico doesn’t have an Olympic team… because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already across the border’


  5. 5
    Bob says:

    Howl ow can Labour sink ?

  6. 6
    Caroline "Sugar" Spelman says:


    I am Caroline Spelman and I look after the Sugar Lobby….

  7. 7
    Marmite says:

    Sad Dick Khan belongs behind bars. The only reason he hasn’t been too closely inspected by the Police for fraud is…… well you work out why! He is an odious little turd who thinks he’s fire proof. One day, one day!

  8. 8
    Defrocked Speaker says:

    Is my wife in a nude photo shoot today ?

  9. 9
    Marmite says:

    Mr Khan belongs in the pokey for fr@ud, and the only reason he isn’t looked at too closely by the fuzz is…….. [work it out for yourself]. One day……….!!

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  11. 11
    BillyBob..... says:

    When in Rome………. !!

  12. 12
    Reuters correspondent says:

    Breaking News

    Mrs Berkow seen running nude around Parliament Square…

  13. 13
    Caligula says:

    Do as I do…

  14. 14
    Tory Chief Whip says:

    I am going to “mock and taunt” the Squeaker….

  15. 15
    Ampers says:

    There’s an old saying, there’s nobody more honest than an honest Mexican, there’s nobody more dishonest than a dishonest Mexican, there’s nobody more rich than a rich Mexican (one of them is richer than Bill Gates or Warren Beatty), there’s nobody more poor than a poor Mexican. It goes on, but you get the gist, they are certainly a nation of extremes. I was told I had gravely insulted a family when I offered to pay when they allowed me to fill my water bottle up at their shack in a semi desert area.


  16. 16
    MI5 says:


    Worthy of this blog I would say…

  17. 17
    Spade Seller says:

    Is Warsi a simpleton? Dave basically said the exact opposite of what she said last month.

  18. 18
    Keep OUT says:

    No the liability are the areas of our cities that have become insular communities of immigrants.

  19. 19
    MI5 says:

    Send Khan to Egypt to save his fellow socialist Mubarak…

  20. 20
    Rat's arse says:

    The day they shut him up for good will be great. He is a miserable, nasty little sh@t who plays the r@ce card each time the police get too close.

  21. 21
    Ampers says:

    Good heavens, what is Cameron thinking of? We can’t withhold tax payers money from a Muslim organisation just because they support terrorism?

    What on earth is he playing at?

  22. 22
    Blinky Testicules says:

    I agwee wiv Sadiq…and so does Eva…

  23. 23
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If only Dave was right wing …………..

  24. 24
    Ed Miliband says:


  25. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Nah , He should never have his speech regulated , they might want to do that to us but i would never want to regulate thier speech.

  26. 26
    Dr Spock says:

    You can’t expect tokenism to rime with intelligence…

  27. 27
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Methinks Guido is stirring…

  28. 28
    BillyBob..... says:

    Labour ripping the p*ss out of the Tory with cerebal palsy, the Coalition not drinking as much wine as the previous regime. Just about sums up Red Eggs Army !



  29. 29
    Rat's arse says:

    Billy, I meant jail!

  30. 30
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    France and a German state seem to have a different point of view.


  31. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , The only ones who are a danger are the ones that want to force thier owns views on others.

  32. 32
    Boris says:

    He has had a blinding flash of the obvious…

    It happens to him sometimes…

  33. 33
    BillyBob..... says:

    exactly………. my wish also !

  34. 34
    Rat's arse says:

    Probably should have said bang him up. My mistake.

  35. 35
    Red Ed ( New Degeneration ) says:

    Beneath whale shite at the bottom of the Marianna Trench

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ok , Hairy muff , A stoning or a hanging then ?

  37. 37
    Rat's arse says:

    Me too!

  38. 38
    Rat's arse says:

    Hanging of course, then a good stoning.

  39. 39
    Little Johnny Berk says:

    The cuffs and collar don’t match.

  40. 40
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    anyway didnt the Labour party write properganda for Al quiada and the fuckers that want to bomb us ?

  41. 41
    Reichschancellor ( in-waiting and waiting and waiting ) Balls says:

    Another blank sheet of paper, Ed ??

  42. 42
    Empty Ed says:

    You are howwible…

  43. 43
    Sadsick is a Khunt says:

    Jizzlam and extremism ARE the same thing. Sadsick C unt should stop trying to suck lefty cock.

  44. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    why give him drugs ? :-)

  45. 45
    SAD DICK CLINT says:



  46. 46
    Because he's a racist innit ? says:

  47. 47
    Jack says:

    Blue Skies Hilton is on holiday…

  48. 48
    Evie Lennon says:

    Spot on k.o. We have a little p@kist@n with THREE of their places of worship, and the Council sold them a piece of prime real estate for one pound. You couldn’t make it up could you?

  49. 49
    Winston Churchill says:

    Politics is far too serious a matter to be left to politicians…

  50. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He is a bit of a drama queen .

  51. 51
    "who plays the r@ce card" says:

  52. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Some great news!


  53. 53
    Labour Party Spokeman says:

    Since Alastair Campbel and Peter Mandelson taught us to how to

    Follpwed so ably by Damian Macbride, Watson, Balls and Brown..

    All we do is to smear…

  54. 54
    smoggie says:

    Where’s Billy’s prize?

  55. 55
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Islam is not a race , Its a religon.

  56. 56
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Next stop the Earth’s core.

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  58. 58
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Support Khan or Warsi? Rocks and hard places spring to mind.

    Nice shot of her on that page tho’.

  59. 59
    Rat's arse says:

    Very good news, They should have had their arses kicked too.

  60. 60
    a bit of a drama queen says:

  61. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am going to make a statement in the House of Commons about this


  62. 62
    in new zealand ??? says:

    tell it to your new hero warsi billy bongo

  63. 63
    Permissum verum exsisto orator tametsi polus cado says:

    “These people” just don’t get it…there is tide of opinion that is increasing that will not be stopped by Labour Shadow Ministers denying it or making wild emotional outbursts more suited to the rabble rouser than serious politician ..for too long this has been a taboo subject and the ground has been conceded to the likes of the EDL and BNP…..ignoring the situation won’t solve the problem…multiculturalism putting all cultures on par with the host country’s culture was a failed policy from the start and only the UK is alone in propagating it with the results that we see to-day. No wonder other nations look on agog at the way we bend over backwards to support people who do not believe in our way of life or country and even pay their legal fees to sue us in court whilst living on our generosity

    The fact is that everyone in the UK is guaranteed freedom of worship;beliefs and way of life but providing that anyone aspiring to be a citizens can speak english;supports the Crown ,our way of life;our laws and not give support to our enemies..if not then they are perfectly at liberty to move elsewhere

  64. 64
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Still a slag , And that is a fact!

  65. 65
    Evie Lennon says:

    Well I think Billy should win the prize, if only for sheer determination, and no, I’m not being sarcastic!

  66. 66
    the money shot says:

    speech sounds racist to me–its nudge nudge know what i mean

    lost my vote

  67. 67
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I want to win it on merit , Which means i wont win it , But thanks for the support :-)

  68. 68
    Labour spokesman says:

    We depend on muslims for their postal votes. Oops, did I say that out loud?

  69. 69
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Another shocking wikileaks truth …… We know that , You know that , You know that we know that you know that .

  70. 70
    Stones and glass houses says:

    Honour killings, terrorist plots, inbreeding, women treated as donkeys, racial assaults, no-go zones, gang rapes….

    Farsi Warsi should shut the fuck up considering the amount of shit going down in her own community.

  71. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Plus they the crimanl case to answer in the UK .

  72. 72
    Gordon Brown says:

    Sadiq was Empty Ed’s campaign manager FFS…

  73. 73
    Sadsick took oath on koran says:

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    H.M. The Great Sardine, King of Sardinia says:

    How the hell does a silly bitch like Warsi get to be a Peer of the realm and Chairthing of what laughingly is referred to as the Conservative party. What the F*** has she ever done for this country. On a political level she is a brain dead loser who has never won a single election.

    How in the name of all that is holy is S**t like her elevated to the peerage. If I lived to be a thousand I’d never make it into that club. No seriously when I think of all the sacrifices my ancestors have made for this country over many centuries and what did they receive in return sweet FA Why should people like this bag of shit be forced upon us.

    With regards to her religon I find that the more i find out about it the less I like it. Not a case of prejudice more one of educated dislike!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    That is true , But Guido doesnt cost as much as goverment .

  76. 76
    Rat's arse says:

    Bravo Permissum. We do have so much to thank Labour for don’t we? The b@stards!

  77. 77
    F.Nick Cleansing says:

    Don’t mention rocks or we’ll stone you.

  78. 78
    A moderate community leader from the bombing community says:

    Burqa up, bitch.

  79. 79
    Marxist Millionaire (MA Oxon) says:

    Lower than a worms tit.

  80. 80
    What are you hiding Mr Top Gear? says:

    Why has the mexican comedian brought a super-injuntion against the tabloids?
    And what does it have to do with one of his ex’s?

  81. 81
    Marmite says:

    May as well have taken the oath with his hand on the Beano, which is at least a funny work of fiction.

  82. 82
    CEO of the Paperclip Council says:

    Everyone will be very surprised if you ever deem to tip up at the HoC, Gordon.

  83. 83
    Tell it like it really is says:

    A very greasy oily turd surely.

  84. 84
    Socialist Workers Party says:

    We should have unlimited immigration.

  85. 85
    Sod the Liblabcon scum says:

    And of course the Tory’s record on mass immigration has been so much better. Can you say Cameron and Turkey? Of course you can.

    Whether it’ll be for votes or serf labour, the fact is Britons are lumbered with a ‘choice’ between mass immigration or mass immigration, since it suits all three parties to continue the absurdity.

    What a fucking choice, and what a shower of shite the Liblabcon and their moronic supporters are.

    Your parties got us into this mess, and your parties must be made to pay for it.

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    Ooo errr Missus says:

    Sadiq Khan is sworn in with his hand on the book of homophobia… How very progressive : /

  87. 87
    Adam and Eve says:

    Unlike the Bible.

  88. 88
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Is this the party line tho ?


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    Peaceful people! Or pissfull people. says:

  90. 90
    ichabod says:

    You can say that again and again and again and… but it never seems to penetrate the thick skulls of those who regard anti-Islamic sentiment as racist.

  91. 91
    50 Calibre says:

    How the hell did this little shit Khan get into the British House of Commons? Some multiculturalist Nulab idiot must have fixed it.

    He’s no better than the rubbish that needs a big boot up the arse that Call me Dave has been on about in Germany today.

    England is just about the only country in the world without its own legislature. Why’s that?

  92. 92
    50 Calibre says:

    Yes Warsi is a simpleton. Simples…

  93. 93
    The Liebour party says:

    But that’s what you’ve had since 1997 ????

  94. 94
    streamfisher says:

    Err, what is the prize?, not likely to extend much beyond a fish and supper is it what with the price of cod an all.

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    Summary of the koran's contents says:

    Death to everyone and everything that isn’t muslim.

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    ichabod says:

    This is the second time i’ve responded to your contribs today, but actually some of my best (female) friends are slags, though obviously I prefer to call them ‘fast’. Which they take as a compliment, though come to think of it some are amused when referred to as sl**s.

  97. 97
    streamfisher says:

    Piss off mod bot, all I said was fish and chip supper.

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    Comedy fan says:

  99. 99
    50 Calibre says:

    Tomorrow never comes and nor does Gordon.

    Make of this what you like…

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    nimeataur says:

    sadiq isnt worth listening to he’s a very dim man , no matter what group he belongs to unworthy of office and an attack ro bot labour forgot to switch off

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    Moderater (chief) says:

    Tee Hee.

  102. 102
    Phil says:

    You could ask the same question about Uddin, Scotland and Boateng.
    I would put them under a one word heading namely “tokenism”.

  103. 103
    Eeu to me says:

    I wouldn’t worry rusty will change his mind by monday when somebody cries allowed and says it’s unfair to say things about xyz group.

  104. 104
    streamfisher says:

    Are you Mexican?

  105. 105
    50 Calibre says:

    There is no such thing as a good religion.

    Belief is a poor substitute for the blind acceptance of unsubstantiated ancient rumours.

    Quite what good any religion ever did for anyone other than the Vatican’s bank balance is one of the world’s great mysteries.

  106. 106
    Ex-Pres. Mubarak says:

    What des the Oily Vaz say about all this (other than “are there any expenses to be had?”).

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Other communities who won’t integrate? Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Stamford Hill? That leaves the EDL as the way forward. Did they go to Eton too?

  108. 108
    Moderater (chief) says:

    No , Just underpaid.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I wonder if they can do a ” Go Compare” agaisnt tory and labour policies ?

  110. 110
    Eeu to me says:

    Of course we should,just think third world ,with third world wages and people chasing third world jobs to get a penny or two for their familes,trying to work 24hr days just for a few quid,your right lets get back to the Victorian era where the masters lived well and the poor workers starved and had rickets,typical socialist shite,they live well while they make the less well off pay for the socialist high table,there’s no such thing as a socialist worker,just socialist turd wanabes

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    Eeu to me says:

    So nothing new then.

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    streamfisher says:

    How did the book signing go, or didn’t you go?.

  113. 113
    Albert Pierpoint says:

    Do you have an identity problem London Muslim…Do you class yourself as British?

  114. 114
    thick as pigpoo says:

    why doesnt her husband take her phone off her?

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    Lord Snowdon's Brownie says:


  116. 116
    Squawker's parrot says:

    … with everybody else, so join the queue.

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    streamfisher says:

    Compare the Meercat.

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    old man says:

    My daughter who lives in Australia, told me the local Musies wanted to build a mosque, she said someone buried a pig on the site, and wouldn’t say where, so they abandoned it.
    It might not be true, but what a great idea.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Socialists never lecture anyone, oh no. That’s because they don’t claim to have the moral highground.

  120. 120
    13eastie says:

    Notice how, at the heart of our establishment, diversity rules dictate that the kaffir publicly concedes live on TV that he is too filthy to touch the Qu’ran.

  121. 121
    albacore says:

    Was that Junior Cameron’s karaoke version of “I don’t wanna play in your yard. I don’t like you any more”?
    Peggy Lee did it so much more convincingly.

  122. 122
    Mike Hunt says:

    Quite so, self imposed slavery to an imaginary ski-pixie driven by a book about some pedo is NOT what they are born with.

    Race – who you are
    Religion – what someone wants you to think.

  123. 123
    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    Has anybody noticed the similarities between the peaceful religion and Germany of the 30s and 40s- or has this past UAF by as they protest in Luton today?

  124. 124

    What ever happened to Tory Warsi’s dinner table test on Islamophobia?

  125. 125
    13eastie says:

    Is Jonah in St Denis?

  126. 126
    Jacqui "Five Bellies" Smith says:

    I am Jacqui Smith, former homes secretary, and I used to look after ACPO…

  127. 127
    Urban Tory says:

    I think that says it all

  128. 128
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    There is no islamophobia, it only exists in the minds of those who love victimhood. Insane-terroristophobia is a different matter. Sane people eschew murderers

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    Look, the difference is if this had been a Tory saying the same, all the left-wing media, pressure groups, community leaders etc., would have been wheeled out and given the air time to force a resignation or at least damage the politician.

    Being from Labour, he will be protected.

  130. 130
    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    no he is in nappies

  131. 131
    Sarah a way out??? says:

    never been in me

  132. 132
    Apocryphal gloss on an obscure hadith says:

    That’s not kosher

  133. 133
    smoggie says:

    That’s a response?

  134. 134
    smoggie says:

    So you’d prefer more whities like Prescott? Give me Warsi any time.

  135. 135
    Reds Under The Bed says:

    And not just a religion – it’s a virulent political ideology.

    And if it were just a religion of peace – how come muslims love violence so much?

  136. 136

    Kahn makes my skin crawl !
    I know some asians have a chip on their shoulders
    but he is vile
    he has an appalling attitude to everybody and everything !

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Guido appears to believe that the Labour leader is interested in his advice.

    (Don’t anyone tell him that nobody’s listening. He might get upset.)

  138. 138
    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    is there a place for the UAF in Shariah law???
    Will their liberals views be tolerated then

    thanks for moding out my previous comment

  139. 139
    Isaac Hunt says:

    Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel “pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.”

    Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land.”

    Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

    Now Cameron has raised my fuel bills and increased Vat to 20%, I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    To stop snivellimg little school monitors like you poking their noses into other peoples business.

  141. 141
    Pickled Wizard says:

    nor does the bedlinen..

  142. 142
    Pickled Wizard says:

    No, just send him to Egypt.

  143. 143
    The BBC says:

    We would be at the front of the queue.

  144. 144
    befuddled billy says:

    Try confused.com Billy.

  145. 145
    The ghost of Dagobert I says:

    Tell eem to peece off.

  146. 146
    Pickled Wizard says:

    you forgot to mention donkeys treated as women

  147. 147
    Condemned to hell says:

    Fiddling expense tosser who associates with terrorists on prison visits should not be in politics. Expose him for what he is then deport him.

  148. 148
    63,999,999 people says:

    Who gives a shit.

  149. 149
    Pickled Wizard says:

    shouldn’t ‘shit for brains’ hain pop up at this point agreeing with balls and blaming the banks for the failure of multiculturalism?

    His performance yesterday on ‘any questions’ was really nauseating – the knobs at the BBC should have saved his fee and sent a spin doctor/puppet master instead.

  150. 150
    Sally says:

    Did you say sugar-lobbing ? Sounds a lot like dwarf-tossing to me.

  151. 151
    Pickled Wizard says:

    perhaps the twat byrne left another note – ‘sorry, there’s no wine left’

  152. 152
    Pickled Wizard says:

    I think the expression ‘stuck between two stools’ would be more appropriate

  153. 153
    Pickled Wizard says:

    bets are off when they return/ are extradited to the UK that the race card is the first out of the bag. Its a cultural fing innit

  154. 154
    Pickled Wizard says:

    no wonder the labour government were so keen to subject all c*nts to a smear test regularly – it simply meant they were keeping their fingers on the ball (mind you, mcbrides could have been done with a yard scraper and using a truck windscreen as the slide!)

  155. 155
    Lou Scannon says:

    Something else you can’t win then, Billy.

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Not Labour, it was the Liblabcon.
    You think liar Conmoron is on our side do you?

  157. 157
    Pickled Wizard says:

    she hides it where only the laundry man can find it!

  158. 158
    John 'Toulouse' Prescott says:

    Sounds like my problem.

  159. 159
    Pickled Wizard says:

    or even blowjobism

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    Wipe ya bum on it says:

    yes, very telling wig man does not handle the koran, while he does the bible. Sickening the ridiculous lengths are Quisling class go to accommodate this violent anti-west cult.

  161. 161
    The court of Public Opinion says:

    No after the last photo shoot we have decided she would look better in a burka.

  162. 162
    St Max of Clifford says:

    Come on Sally get your big fat arse projected up onto the Houses of parliament, you know you want to, think of all the attention you would get !!!

  163. 163
    Khan's cousin says:

    Leave my cuz alone yeh? Because we will mess you up if you don’t yeh? I’ll meet you outside to mess you up, well me and 12 of my extended family will yeh? yeh?

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    Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact says:

    The socialists give muslims access to power, while the muslims in return give the left votes and clout on the streets.

    It’ll be a toss up which of them will turn on the other the nanosecond they’ve outlived their usefulness.

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    Crikey. says:

    Presumably the UAF has no feminists, (male or female) few women, no agnostics, no atheists, no gays/bisexuals, no democrats in their ranks. Otherwise it would be turkeys voting for christmas.

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    Sticks and stones can break our bones, but bombs do it much faster.

  167. 167
    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    i dont think the socialist have worked that out yet .. and i dont suppose they ever will.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    I you want to be a good Muslim then fuck off out of Britain and take your pick of shit hole dictatorships in the Middle East and the Asian subcontinent and go and live there.

    The wicked medieval death cult of Islam is wholey incompatible with any sort of modern or compasionate society

  169. 169
    Jimmy says:

    All back from Luton so soon?

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  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    An over rated big gob moaning about another big gob.

  172. 172
    Make Mine Ermine says:

    Just watched the Sky news interview from yesterday with the EDL chap.

    SKY news man, bit of a pratt! does not seem to be very well educated? Does not know his arse from his Hamas.

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    Make Mine Ermine says:

    One t obviously!

  174. 174
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hmmmm …… whoreing for some hits eh ? :-)

  175. 175
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Leave Guido alone :-)

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    NotaSheep says:

    It’s also a political ideology

  178. 178
    Make Mine Ermine says:

    …and of course Boateng’s wife beats up black servants, oh and that’s before he gets his peerage!

    Shipped back from Africa quietly under cover of darkness, straight into ermine.

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    Name me one intelligent MP.

    They are all format politicians, created in the same way as Big Brother “celebrities”, without any knowledge, aptitude or ability that they can bring to their rôle. The similarity continues as the genre becomes tired almost immediately it is created and for the same reasons that it goes nowhere.

    Khan is just that bit more artificial than the rest of the plastic people who purport to represent us.

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    Today's voting fodder says:

    You make the mistake of assuming the left actually believes the bullshit they spout.

    Gays, feminists, blacks, muslims, all, like the white working classes of yesteryear, are just mere tools in the left’s quest for total power.

    And just like the white working classes, they too will be abandoned when the time comes.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bill Cash!

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    Make Mine Ermine says:

    ..and in the words of the immortal mental Brown anyone who very dares to disagree with the mass Islamification of this country is a bigot.

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    Or MoneySupermarket.com says:

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Phillip holoborn 9 wRong speeling)

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be a benefit cheat.

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    Crop Sprayer says:

    So if an area/city/county/country was sprayed with swine blood then no Moslem would live there?

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    Who's the cunt? says:

    Guido’s tweeted he has a name of a Labour MP who mocked Paul Maynard and says he’s a usual suspect. Does his surname rhyme with Macblane? Or Twatson? Don’t keep us in suspense, name the fucker!

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    Cynical Old Man says:

    Muslim immigrants know full well that we have spineless politicians who’ll meet their every demand and leftie troublemakers who to too readily use so called multiculuturalism as a weapon to destroy social cohesion in this country.

    Politicians for too long have given in to Islamic demands in this country. When will the powers that be realise that meeting their demands is never enough? They ALWAYS want more.

    Al-Jabeeba seem to have Islamic apologists queueing up to denounce Cast Iron Dave, as they do with anyone brave enough to criticise them, however legitimately.

    I suggest to all “London Muslim” typesin this country that they either develop thicker skins or piss off to one of the many Middle East Islamic utopias. Oh,I forgot, making demands of their governments usually end in torture and death.

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    Tom Baldwin says:

    Hot off the press

    Check this video out — Tony Benn addresses cuts protesters, Liverpool Cathedral 5/2/11 http://t.co/eYuDXt1

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    Who's the cunt? says:

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    You forgot to mention the fact he is a greasy little spiv

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    Off Whitey says:

    The policy of integrating MPs into decent British society has failed. For too long we have made concessions to them that wouldn’t be made to the ordinary man or woman in the street. Unreceipted expense claims? Laws that don’t apply to them, and their fundamentalist belief in the right to be an untouchable? Sexually predatory activities that would shame a chav?
    The time has come for them to live in our society and enjoy not only the benefits, but the responsibility that goes with it.

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    Spiv? Spic, Lady V, spic!

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    Can’t beet the sugar lobby, eh, Cazza?

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    So’s Judaism, but you try saying a word against our Levantine overlords.

    Discriminating against people on the basis of what they believe or choose to do isn’t wrong – it’s just common sense.

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    The naivette of the left will kill them says:

    By the time they do it will be to late.

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    Don’t forget Finchley and Shepherd’s Bush…

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    Eeu to me says:

    They may take notice when Trafalgar Square gets renamed chop square .

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Hello LM, love. What’s up? Missed your plane home?

    Heathrow to Riyadh or Tehran. Take your pick. Tomorrow morning, sharpish. You and your insufferable ilk have overstayed your welcome.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s not a phobia. It’s a completely rational hatred of your despicable belief system.

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    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Give the Mod Bot a 5p/hour pay rise Guido or at least put him on the minimum wage..!!!

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    Rip van Winkle says:

    Answer the question.

    Or is that going to shine a little light!

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    I had Tony and Gordon in the back of my cab once says:

    They still give me the fucking creeps.

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    I thought she was quite fetching

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    Eeu to me says:

    I’m not to sure which of the 4000 laws your mates made in the 13 years that your beloved regime existed you have just broken,sexism no,inciting people to commit a misdomeaner no,speeding no,bin open more that 1cm no,smoking no,putting petrol out of peoples reach by heavy taxation the money made was pissed up the wall no,Political correctness must be,your accusing inncent people of actually going for a day out in Luton how dare you,

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    and camels

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    Eeu to me says:

    Why ?

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    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Please let it be Chuka..!

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    Pravda says:

    BBC said there were 1500 E D L in luton today – does this look like 1500?

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    Eeu to me says:

    How can you shame an MP,the things he’s had to do to make a packet,sorry the things he’s had to do for the public service.

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    Egyptian says:

    But BBC is loving protestees jeremy bowing is having big orgazm about molotov cocktail chuckings.

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    Sadiq says:

    Our Chef’s Special tonight is Chili Chicken Tikka Masala.

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    Squeakers hound dog says:

    fetching the fucking paper and slippers in her gob

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    Gordon Brown says:

    today I will be a roman latrine

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    bird with small brain says:

    Sally describes herself as a Labour Activist. Rather apposite then, that her Labour activity should consist of posing naked but for a thin bedsheet: to me it seems an appropriate symbol of Labour’s policy stance, naked of any plans and clad only in a thin sheet of deficit denial.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    today I will be a dromedary

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    Anyone still got the photos of Sally with the Donkey ?

  219. 219
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Stone me !!!

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    Anonymous says:

    its shite don’t bother

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    Mass Debater says:

    Is Warren Beatty even wealthier than, say, Warren Buffett?

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    AnotherAnon. says:

    1500? Guess you got that from this web page.It’s been updated,earlier the figure was 1000!


    It’s a shame the BBC web pages are totally annon, initials or an allocated personal number would be nice.That way,it would be easier to know if one is reading b#llshit from the same LIAR each time.

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    When the cuts begin – they haven’t started yet – we shall NOT be reminding people that it was all necessary because yet again a Liebour government left the Country’s finances in an abject mess.

    P.S. Thanks to nepotism we’re all fine.

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    I say well done
    show them lazy student bastards how to support peaceful protests !

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    there is a good 15,000 there

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    Mike Hunt says:


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    Pickled Wizard says:

    and waiting to f*uck the lot of us

  228. 228
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    @CRMM. Maynard & Gyimah both intelligent MP’s and they do what they say on the tin.

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    Gordons Blown our wealth says:

    superb .. so close to the truth

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    Ironic isn’t it?

    The Speaker is doing his level best to destroy the traditions and integrity of the House whereas the bod who is doing his best to uphold and bolster the traditions and integrity of the House is called Guido Fawkes.

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    Sir Percival Des-Spatchbox says:

    REd the unwed ? he pulls lots of faces so perhaps it was accidental?

  232. 232
    Sir Percival Des-Spatchbox says:

    do the Gee Gees count as 3 people?

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    Anonymous says:

    spoon fed into your rectum

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Didn’t some loud mouth champagne socialist once say that: “The thin veil of democracy is finally begining to fade”

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    AnotherAnon. says:

    Baroness Warsi claims £50,000 in expenses…

    Best part of 12k in food and drink!



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    Dick the Prick says:

    Ski pixie? Does he do snow boarding too?

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    The Pope says:

    Fuck off to pakland if you don’t like it here you raghead twat.

  238. 238
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Donkeys are a terrific shag, but it’s a long way round to kiss’em.

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    Bacon Sarny says:

    let’s just nail this once and for all. God sent his only son to tell the Jews and the Moslems that nothing is unclean. If they can’t accept the God given facts then TOUGH.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    Bloody Samaritans, always engaged when I call them.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Sadiq is sticking up for his Islamic brothers. Typically defending the terrorist rights to bomb us.

    Labour have made this country unsafe & no-one should ever forget or forgive them for it.

    Well done Dave for showing some backbone & stating what we all believe.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Name and shame the bastard… Lets see if people power ca get him to resign !!

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    Muscular Mac says:

    One minute you are trying to get Cameron to distance himself from Warsi, the next you are putting her on a pedestal in an effort to persuade us of something or other.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    20,000 +

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    Muscular Mac says:

    Yes you are right I have just made the same point below and only now have read what you had to say earlier.

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    Anonymous says:

    soft as shite – lard arsed cnut

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    Frank says:

    To be frank the biggest threat to the English way of life ain’t from p@ki terrorists. It is from our lax stupid rules that allowes them to be forced to marry any man and his extended family and let the extended family invite all their extended families to come over here and get free healtcre and a pension.

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    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    Surely Mr Khan is wrong in saying Mr Cameron is “writing propaganda for the EDL”

    In fact it is the EDL that is “writing propaganda for David Cameron”

    For many years the far right have been waging a campaign against multiculturalism and our P.M. has now taken it up. I presume he has done so in an effort to divert the attention of the public from more important matters such as the state of the economy, the unpopular proposals to sell off Britain’s forests, and the undignified behaviour of Mrs Bercow.

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    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    The PM is working on removing this threat by abolishing free healthcare and pensions for all.

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    Inbred says:

    I take that you are a middle class city dweller who has never seen a monoclture forest or a monoculture city area.

    They are both not natural or healthy environments.

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    Get a Life says:

    That is just a pathetic and stupid comment I doubt that you even attempted to make it funny.

  252. 252
    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    No I am a farmers daughter from rural Angus

  253. 253
    Thank Labour for the EDL says:

    There would be no EDL were it not for the failed policies of Blair and Brown -

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    Anonymous says:


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    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    That is a very rude comment. And no, I didn’t attempt to “make it funny”.

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    Mrs Faye Merritt says:

    such as?

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    Sally up the Alley says:

    I beg your pardon

    I am a very dignified scrubber…

  258. 258
    Jack says:

    I think you are the most dignified member that I know of the NuNu Labour Parteh…

  259. 259
    Jack says:


    NuNude Labour Parteh…

  260. 260
    Reuters always first with the news says:

    Breaking News

    The Squeaker has decided to turn his house into a mosque…

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    Enough is Enough says:

    The reality is that the UK should not host millios of P@kistanis.

    A few thousand perhaps but there has to be limits. Pay them to go home.

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    Why am I NOT surprised? says:

    BC ‘migration’ boss leading move to Manchester travels 4,000 miles to work (and avoids paying any UK income tax)


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    Why says:

    Why did they do it? Why does labour Hate the British people so much?

  267. 267
    Obama the traitor says:

    Information about every Trident missile the US supplies to Britain will be given to Russia as part of an arms control deal signed by President Barack Obama next week.


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    Eeu to me says:

    Remember when somebody took Liebour to court over the promised euro referendum and m’lud decided that a political manifesto is just pie in the sky.

  269. 269
    London Atheist says:

    Grow up you twat.

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    That's just the way it is says:

    It’s their revenge on white working class people who deserted labour in droves and voted for Thatcher. If they can’t have the white working class votes, they’ll import some voters and buy their loyalty.

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    All in it together says:

    So how does that explain the Windrush experiment as undertaken by SuperMac, and carried forward by Sailor Ted?

  272. 272
    Nick the Gimp says:

    If everybody was held to account for manifesto commitments, where would democracy be?

  273. 273
    Mr Rusty says:

    Immigration? The EU? MPs expenses?

    I’m going to deal with it, using the softly, softly approach.

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    Eeu to me says:

    Considering what political party that’s was in power in the last 13 years,it wouldn’t suprise me if they didn’t know when the service was due on them and which frame has a bit of corrosion and the make and model numbers the gyroscopes and revision level of the electronic circuit boards and when fred the tech sneezed on the gps antenna.

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    Yes Labour are very obviously responsible for the EDL says:


    “I remember coming away from some discussions with the clear sense that the policy was intended – even if this wasn’t its main purpose – to rub the Right’s nose in diversity and render their arguments out of date”

    Well that worked well did it not you bunch of Socialist WANKERS

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    Arf says:

    You must be one of those bbc gay boys.

    The heterosexuals amongst us thought she looked quite fuckable.

  277. 277
    Mr Rusty says:

    It worked out well in that it induced many Conservative voters to elect Blair.
    Still, who can blame them?

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    Naughtius Maximus says:

    Khan is a sleazy criminal fuckwit who appears to support islamo-terrorism.

    The Romans would have whipped him half to death then crucified the fucker so that he enjoyed a long lingering extremely painful death.

    Thank goodness we don’t do things that way any more, eh?


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    Philosophy 101 says:

    The Moslems and Nu Labour created the EDL.

    It’s a general principle – we create our own enemies.

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    Philosophy 101 says:

    ROFL – same old trotsky nonce sense … try to scare the voters into thinking their healthcare will be removed – so that you can make them slaves of the State.

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    annnnonyperson says:

    Ed dare not distance himself from him. Might send a wrong message, might upset certain sections of New/Old/Progressive Labour…

  282. 282
    Caroline State-tyranny says:

    I’m Caroline Lucarse and I’m completely pissing-in-pants throwing by faeces at you insane.

  283. 283
    albacore says:

    Laura Kuenssberg Chief political correspondent, BBC News channel:
    “It is not clear yet how Mr Cameron will translate his strong words into action.”
    Strong words?
    Cast-iron ain’t arf talking tough
    He reckons that enough’s enough
    If our new pals don’t play it fair
    He just won’t talk to them. So there!

  284. 284
    ERII says:

    So what are you then mofo?


    Not wanted in this country whatever the fuck you are.

  285. 285
    Laing says:

    In the Imperial Bordello that is Westminster this sort of behaviour by MPs is normal. It’s time the whole lot were thrown out

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    Confuzed dot kum says:

    Mexicans – a.k.a. the Spanish who committed genocide against the Aztecs.

    So, are the Mexicans good genociders, or what?

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    So what? says:

    Warsi gets things wrong sometimes, and occasionally she gets things right.

    It ain’t that fucking hard.

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    this P***K getting elected is everything that is wrong with this once great nation

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    ps does this make me a racist oooopppps

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    Top Fear says:

    Jeremy sounds worried and so you should be if the rumours are true.

    And you’re in the wrong fucking place to whine about super injunctions chum since Guido routinely exposes them as clumsy attempts at censorship from the rich.

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    It ain’t that fucking hard. says:

    Is Warsi really the best person to be lecturing the rest of the country about tolerance? Not if her own futile attempts at getting elected are anything to go by. She was slammed for her homophobic leaflets in 2005 and caused a headache when covertly recorded in 2010.

    Hypocrisy is hypocrisy.

    Try again.

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    Baroness Warsi claims £50,000 in expenses… Best part of 12k in food and drink! Oink! says:

  293. 293


    Drop the E billly :)

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    helpful serf says:

    Damascene conversion? Didn’t know he had been in Syria lately.

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    John Locke says:

    Multiculturalism is not a philosophy. It’s a cop out from having one at all.

    We have a given cultural emphasis which has underpinned the success of the west’s progress in the last two hundred and fifty years. It’s called ‘the right to the pursuit if happiness’.

    Multiculturalism should yield to the right to the pursuit of happiness.

    Cameron claims to be in favour of happiness, but does not associate the possession of happiness with its pursuit. It’s as if he thinks government were capable of giving happiness to you, and you are not capable of achieving it by yourself.

    This is a denial of the foundation of all western cultural beliefs since we arose from the suppression of human liberty by government and church, with the Enlightenment.


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    smoggie says:

    It’s not who says it but what is said.

    Tat you are fucking obsessed with personalities. Most of them your own.

    Seek help.

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    Glyn H says:

    Agree! Hain really is a noxious little creep and his spouting on the Dimbleby (far to self important these days) show was tiresome dross.

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    OK, I will add Douglas Carswell myself.

    But surely you see the point here. We are scraping around to get a few names of intelligent MPs out of a possible 650. Some may be good but still finding their feet. We will hear of them in time, maybe.

    I cannot help feeling that the wrong people are being attracted into politics. The type who look on it as a conventional job option, the ego-centric who like the sound of their own voice and similar reasons, all unsatisfactory for best results in governance.

    Not good is it?

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Um… if you are talking about that bloke Jesus, he came and went 600 years before the Moslem religion was established. So I don’t think he was in a position to tell Moslems anything, as they didn’t exist at that time.

    Otherwise, an excellent post from a religious fuckwit.

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    Archie says:

    Anyone could have been forgiven for thinking he was a Taffy the way he was sucking up to them! Oh, that and NuLab had absolutely fuck all to do with the shit state we’re in. What a prize huhne!

  302. 302
    Archie says:

    Igor and Grigor go compare the meerkats!

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Khan is the MP for Tooting, presumably you have not been there. Think little Karachi and you will get the picture.

  304. 304
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Slapper Sally Burcow fuckable? Are you on mind bending drugs?

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    Stop posting at 4.26am you sad and lonely smoggietat says:

    poor smoggietat is babbling again
    where’s the blog fuckwit ?

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    Wavy Davy's BBC spindoctor says:

    That looks more like a GAZILLION!!!

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    LOL, what a pathetic retort, if someone believes the politcal elite are sell out traitors, which they undoubtedly are. You imagine them to be members of some extremist left wing group, Herr Goebbels would be so proud.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I believe the word is Dhimmi in Khan speak.

  309. 309
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    That’s some ‘either / or’ option, comparing dogshit with catshit and dressing it up as choice is so very Noo Laybore.

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    It was probably just her and her sons says:

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    Suzie says:

    Mrs F – why do you refer to the EDL as ‘far right’? Do you work for the BBC?

  312. 312
    our race is our nation says:

    David Cameron : Integration will happen when people from different communities find “common purpose”.

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    Rufus Stone says:

    Fetching? I think your spellchecker mis-read the word ‘retching’.

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    there is common purpose
    they want rid of us
    and we want rid of them

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    Mr Muslim says:

    Give us much free benefits and free house and let me have 9 wife or we blows you up!

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    Why do the conservatives continue the policy?

  317. 317
    Dave's New BBC Spindoctor says:

    Yes I do and Dave loves me.

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    Anonymous says:

    His from Tooting and only dodgy postal votes got him elected so say no more.

  319. 319
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I’ll be asphalt.

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    None of the above says:

    Many Conservative voters voted for Bliar to get rid of Major and his EUrophile government. The hope was the Tories would elect a leader who could rally the right behind them. As we all know, they have yet to do so.

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    Chris says:

    I think we should all be worried about extremeism – all parties

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    Eeu to me says:

    Yes 13 years of being driven over by you has worn us out.

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    Eeu to me says:


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    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    And did those feet in ancient time
    Walk upon England’s mountains green?
    And was the holy Lamb of God
    On England’s pleasant pastures seen?

    And did the Countenance Divine
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here
    Among these dark Satanic Mills?

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    Julie Bindel(sexist) says:

    Yes apart from feminism.

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    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    How right you are!

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    Upchuck says:

    Upchuck Yamumma on Sky saying Cameron’s speech is “to be fair, balanced” but timing was unhelpful.

  328. 328
    julian gardner says:

    Yeah, and a role model for the next muslim woman.

  329. 329
    Julie Bindel(sexist) says:

    Fuckoff you tedious waste of oxygen.

  330. 330
    julian gardner says:

    And with music, uplifing is it not.

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    AnotherAnon. says:

    Wonder if she put those eggs on her expenses?

  332. 332
    Uplifting Islamic song says:

    Death to America!
    Death to Is*ael!
    Death to the West!
    Death to fun!
    Death to happiness!
    Death to anyone who doesn’t marry 9 year old!
    Death to Wagon Wheels!
    Death to Oyster cards!

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    Tweet says:

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    Mr Taxpayer says:

    Seems like a fair deal.

  336. 336
    Reagan would've been 100 today says:

    Crap actor. Even worse president. Iran Contra was a massive crime which fat dumb Americans have forgotten in their fog of junk food and TV addiction.

  337. 337
    Tom Baldwin says:

    I feel bloody marvellous.
    See you in Court as well

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    Just like you did to my friend, 73 years old, surrounded by enrichment, when for the millionth time she asked them to let her car out they followed her to the supermarket and trashed the car (used their 7, 8, 9 years old offspring). Plod said, can’t do anything – she told me she will be pleased when she dies. Thanks mozzies.

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    Grow some balls Cameron says:

    Enough is enough – next time I am voting UKIP –

    last time it was all about getting rid of that demented fool Gordon Brown

    This time I am voting on principal

  340. 340
    Reagan and thatcher supporter says:

    Fool look up reganomics! he was on to it!!

  341. 341
    Martin Day says:

    Issue an apology Guido,otherwise you will be taken to the cleaners.
    Of course prisoners should have the right to vote,not too sure whether right wing politival bloggers should be allowed to vote though.

  342. 342
    Reagan and thatcher supporter says:

    Here you are fool – the 4 point plan to recovery

    Reduce government spending,
    Reduce income and capital gains marginal tax rates,
    Reduce government regulation,
    Control the money supply to reduce inflation.

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    I say, old chap – Wagon Wheels is going a bit far!

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    Why would we expect any better behaviour from them?

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    A Calm Dispassionate Englishman says:

    Well said, Mr. Cameron.

    Remember this also. We DO NOT wish to see poppies being burnt by the ‘religion of peace’ in this Country ever again.

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    Macshameful should shut his fucking gob says:

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    bbc tried to start a news item that there was fighting at the edl demo – police immediately issued a denial and said there was no trouble from edl. – bbc telling porkies – whatever next?

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    Taxfodder says:

    Totally agree, Cameron is long on huff and puff but short on action
    Bankers can have a large bonus but the rest of the population can’t have a small tax cut.

    The mans hypocrisy is astounding.

  349. 349
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Said the third class MP.

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    Fartin Gay says:

    Fuckoff spastic

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    Enriched man and wife immigrate as extended family to this country and as over 60 immediately receive on average £400 per week and they have never put a penny in the pot = how they laugh at the dhimmis.

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    I can arrange for you to live in say Bradford or Blackburn for say six months Mrs Merrit, maybe interesting for you and try reading Inspector Gadget blog, particulary contributor “Gastank” I think on his blog before policing edl protest.

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    Anonymous says:

    perhaps they are second class Brits ?

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    David Cameron says:

    Please may I apply for the vacancy ??

    Spend a Week in the Cellar

    Guido needs the help of an intern for a week. You should be politically and technologically savvy, a fast reader and able to absorb, interpret and process information. An ability to write accessibly and in clear jargon free language is a basic requirement.

    You’ll be based in Guido’s cellar, plugged into the internet 9 to 5. You’ll have to trawl through a couple of thousand articles and index them – something Guido can’t face doing. On the other hand you’ll also get to do some investigative work, see what really goes on in the cellar and be able to put on your CV that you worked at the cutting edge of something new media. Breakfast, travelcard and pretty good coffee paid.

    You will also have to sign a non-disclosure agreement, be available this month and not be teetotal.

    Email something about yourself and example(s) of your writing to guido.fawkes@order-order.com.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    No it was probably felching.

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    Anonymous says:

    Religion is the opiate of the masses.
    I’m so f*ing fed up with hearing about bloody religion all the time.
    It’s all bollocks and anyone who believes in any of it is a moron.

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    AnotherAnon. says:

    Axe killer leading fight to give prisoners the vote launches vile racist attack on Tory MP Priti Patel.

    John Hirst, who served 25 years in jail for killing his 69-year-old landlady with an axe, unleashed a stream of vitriol against Tory MP Priti Patel, branding her a ‘Paki’, a ‘foreign import’ and even insulting her looks.


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    AnotherAnon. says:

    Last night, Mr Hirst refused to apologise for his slurs, saying his blog was designed to ‘provoke’ a response.

  359. 359
    Let's rewrite history shall we Gweeedo? says:

    Yet you support good old Ronnie who trebled the deficit, grew federal government, raised taxes, grew government spending etc etc

    Logic fail.

  360. 360
    John Bull says:

    You fuckin muzzies are getting the wind up because finally people are seeing through the lies they have been fed. The English are very tolerant but you have taken the piss – get ready for the whirlwind.

  361. 361
    chancer says:

    do you get expenses and have to provide receipts?

  362. 362
    JRand says:

    More victimology?

  363. 363
    smoggie says:

    Is Warsi a catholic muslim or a protestant muslim?

  364. 364
    Nick Clegg says:

    Wa gwan init blud LOL

  365. 365
    smoggie says:

    Looking at Cap’n Jim, I see hair growing boldly where no hair grew before.

  366. 366
    smoggie says:

    I lived there many years ago and then it was populated mainly by members of the Afro-Caribbean community (aka blacks).

    Have they all moved up in the world? To Balham perhaps?

  367. 367
    JRand says:

    Yep and Khan and his Klans are being defended by Peter Oborne in the Torygraph today. Oborne’s right off his trolley on this one, as some 3000 commenters have noted.

  368. 368
    Old Nick Heavenly (cue Dutrou vids and lots of foaming at the mouth) says:

    …and tore up the rule book for the financial industry, aided by Mrs T. The Big Bang they called it. First it went BIG and now it’s gone BANG!

    Aided and abbetted by every arsehole politico both sides of the Atlantic since then.

    YES, I did vote Tory in 1979

  369. 369
    smoggie says:

    One hump or two?

  370. 370
    billy bowdens yellow socks says:

    I come on here to get away from fucking tweeting. Alas, it creeps in everywhere these days. Arrrrgggghhh!!

  371. 371
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I do hope uk uncut protests

  372. 372
    no go areas says:

    They don’t need any help in making them feel 2nd class Brits, they do that themselves.

  373. 373
    smoggie says:

    The Big Bang was simply stock trading going online. It was Clinton who tore up the rule book to allow unemployed black Americans to get mortgages.

    Ronnie brought down the Soviet Union. Top bloke!

  374. 374
    smoggie says:

    In that dungheap Guildford.

  375. 375
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    … and MacShane should reflect on the fact that many of us hope and expect that he will, in the not too distant future, be spending some time at Her Majesty’s pleasure. For he is a lying, thieving, spiteful arse who has devoted himself to living well on the efforts of others.

  376. 376
    JRand says:

    I think he means emigration …. by immigrants.

  377. 377
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I would Guido But cant get released from my current contract :-)

  378. 378
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Get used to getting you arse raped Mc shame !!!!

  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    Plus it would be one hell of a commute Billy, wouldn’t it?

  380. 380
    stupid, lying, spineless politicians says:

    “David Cameron : Integration will happen when people from different communities find “common purpose”.”

    Yes, we had that up until the mid 90’s. I wonder what went wrong?

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  382. 382
    Billys Bumring is the sorest bumhire ever ! says:

    It gets easy after the first 354th doesn’t it Billy?

  383. 383
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If a BBC boss can do it……..

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    seconded says:

    Yeah Clinton has never properly been fingered on this one (no pun intended). He more than any single person is responsible for the mess we’re in, and that includes one G. Brown. This should be pointed out loud and clear.

  385. 385
    Stop Projecting says:

    Compared to the brass-neck hypocrisy of Labour and the Left. Cameron is a model of consistency.!

  386. 386
    This is what we did in the union says:

    Can I paymystaff out of the stationary budget?

  387. 387
    Clintons legacy of fuck up says:

    Clinton also was the one who decreed that it was ok for a nation to invade another sovereign nation to further the cause of Democracy.

  388. 388
    Rance Stoddard says:

    As they said; “When the legend becomes fact..print the legend !”

  389. 389
    sorry but you're full of shit septic says:

    Bush promotes national minority home ownership plan.


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    how sad must you be to spend all day on a British political blog when you live in New Zealand ? says:

    and how does that affect you in new zealand mr peewee kiwi ?

  391. 391
    seconded says:

    Two can play at that game shithead, and it was Clinton who initiated it, buying votes as per fucking usual. Blame the fire starter, not the one who fanned the flames.


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    ITV says:

    Fife, is that in East Kent?

  393. 393
    In reality says:

    They ain’t Brits.

  394. 394
    yes we can! says:

    Two cаn play at that gаme shithead, and it was Clinton who initiated it, buying votes as per fucking usual. Blаme the fire starter, not the one who fаnned the flаmes.


  395. 395
    Anonymous says:

    Does he live in New Zealand?

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

  397. 397
    firestarter says:

    Er…..promotes, not actually fucking started it.

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    Why do people, and I use the term loosely, feel the need to write this fucking dreary shite? Tweeting is surely a fucking disaster to actually communicating with another human being in any meaningful way. WTF?

  399. 399
    optimist says:

    Can anyone name any MP or Peer who is feeling the pain of the economic recession, the losing of their job or home or are we still all in it together?

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:

    Nobody voted for it because it wasn’t put into any manifesto of any party.

  401. 401
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    MPs wont lose thier jobs because they are elected every 4/5 years by thier voters

  402. 402
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , Everyone should have the right to freedom of speech and expression , if they buy a poppy and want to burn it then they should be allowed, Just the same as if i want to burn a Koran that I have bought then i should.

  403. 403
    rewriting history says:

    And then after printing continue to kiss the arse a demented old man who raised taxes, trebled the US deficit, increased govt spending and the size of govt and treat him like was a right wing hero purely because he was labelled as such

    look forward to a day when you bunch of partisan drones disregard labels and look at what crimes the powers that be of both sides have committed and stop being apologists for anyone on ‘your side’

    This binary left / right fight to the death mania makes you all look like a bunch of children.

  404. 404

    I get your point Billy, but you forget that if you burn a Koran then you are guilty of a religious ‘hate crime’, while for our subcontinental brethren poppy burning is just a mode of cultural expression.

    I’m all for freedom of speech, but until the police apply common sense and use good old fashioned laws like the Public Order Act to charge poppy burners with ‘actions likely to cause a breach of the peace’, we’re left with one section of the population receiving kig-glove treatment at the hands of the Blairite police force.

  405. 405
    Gordon Brown says:


  406. 406

    Good on the bloke for punching Miliband.

    I’m not even foreign and I want to punch the Bolshevik twat!

  407. 407
  408. 408
    Vladimir Ilyich Lenin says:

    or lined up against the wall…

  409. 409
    Vladimir Ilyich Lenin says:

    you will be

  410. 410
    Kevin T says:

    He’ll have to sue me too for saying he also embodies the case for male on male prison rape. I truly hope it happened to him every night in his cell and every time he was in the shower block – by men closely resembling Michael Clarke Duncan.

  411. 411
    A Pierpoint says:

    Who is John Hirst?

  412. 412
    Money Saving Expert says:

    Good idea. Shut ‘em all down and no consultations

  413. 413
    BritainEngland says:

    Ha, ha – you just don’t get it, do you ya idiot. Call me dave is talking about integrating with Britain, not England. There’s just as many English don’t engage with the term britiain as there is Scots/Welsh/etc.

  414. 414
    Anonymous says:

    @I Remember You Hoo & the rest

    you is all gay innit

    as you prefer little boys it not surprising you don’t like real women

  415. 415
    ERII says:

    @I Remember You Hoo

    Come on then, tell us what you are.

    Too ashamed? Or just too full of shit?

  416. 416
    House of thieving scum says:

    You oiks are all in this together.

  417. 417
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Only a r…st when you tell the truth.

  418. 418
    Tell it like it really is says:

    As all my comment regarding people who have been speaking the truth, for the last 15 years, about what has been happening in this country and been labelled as unacceptable for doing so …………..has been obliterated by the moderator, ?????????????? I will add my last comment, again, “Dave, words are cheap it takes money to buy p*gs.” Let’s see some action.

  419. 419
    Sod the Liblabcon scum says:

    I guess I’m probably an average apolitical Briton who doesn’t want his country Balkanised out of existence, to be ethnically replaced in the land of his ancestors, or for his children to grow up in a Muslim state.

    The ideal that one must show mindless loyalty to the Liblabcon or else you’re some kind ‘traitor’ (to what? the political class?) is ludicrous.

    Strikes me the real traitors are those that put their shit parties before the good of the country. From profit at any prices Tories, to the Labour social engineers, just fuck off out of Britain.

  420. 420
    Anonymous says:

    Do you think that’s why I mentioned EDL, twat? Cameron probably thinks he’s Tuscan but has adopted the demotic and dropped the ‘De’.

  421. 421
    Mrs Mubarack is a UN Goodwill Ambassador and supporter of international womens rights says:

    Warsi’s a Protestant Muslim, the Schia are the Catholics in the (ferociously) divided Religion of Peace.

  422. 422
    Richard Timney says:

    Jizzlam sounds like the religion for Bishop bashers like me!

  423. 423
    Richard Timney says:

    What sort of pervs would want her in a burqa? She is no Jacqui Five Bellies BBC Porn presenter Smith

  424. 424
    Left Wing Marxist Moron says:

    “Wld rather wear a sheet any day”

    Squeaker’s wife admits she would like to be in KKK

  425. 425
    Richard Timney says:

    and waiting to f*uck the lot of us

    but not in the good TelevisionX way but in the, heaven help us!, Jacqui Five Belleies Smith way!

  426. 426
    Ed bals says:

    So wot

  427. 427
    Go Figure says:

    AiiT: Post-colonial guilt, or a sense of obligation arisen from the contribution which those colonies made to the War Effort in 39-45.

  428. 428
    Go Figure says:

    Democracy would be fine – it’s just the politicians who would be in trouble.

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  430. 430
    Harriet Harperdaughter says:


  431. 431

    Along with everything which seems to be developing throughout this subject matter, all your perspectives are generally quite radical. Even so, I beg your pardon, but I can not subscribe to your entire plan, all be it refreshing none the less. It seems to us that your remarks are not totally validated and in fact you are generally your self not even thoroughly confident of the assertion. In any event I did take pleasure in examining it.

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