February 3rd, 2011

How the Media Works

Last Friday Guido asked his readers what they thought of Channel Four’s 10 O’Clock Live from the previous night. The reviews hadn’t been too kind and over 3,000 of you voted:

This must have got their attention as tonight Guido will be on the show talking about the government liquidating state assets. Another poll tomorrow perhaps…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tv is shit , The golden days have gone …………

  2. 2
    Dick the Prick says:

    Why try and take on QT? They’re just Daily Show failures

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ps , Caption comp winner tomorrow ?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Expect to be shouted over by David Mitchell, but good luck!

  5. 5
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Saw the first show and after 15 minutes it was goodbye guys. So haven’t been back since!

  6. 6
    SaltPetre says:

    Ask Brooker how the fuck an ugly fat miserable slob like him managed to bag a bird like Konnie Huq !

  7. 7
    Bernie the Bolt says:

    Bring back the Golden Shot, but with MP’s as targets.

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    Josh Lyman says:

    So basically Guido’s in the “moronic right-winger” slot.

    Given how the last couple got pulverized, this should be fun…

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    peasant says:

    Shame it’s such crap as I’ve really enjoyed a lot of programmes made by the various presenters over the years.
    But we all have off days-I’m a huge fan of Frankie Boyle but Tramadol Nights was f*cking dreadful.

  10. 10

    The bigger the bastard factor, the better the bird bagged.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    “….as tonight Guido will be on the show….”

    That should guarantee that it moves from the ‘unwatchable’ category into the ‘totally f*cking pants’ category.

    Don’t do it Guido, what is left of your reputation as a media god will be gone forever….

  12. 12

    Are you trying to run Guido out of books?

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    Sally Bercow and her well used twat! says:

    Can I come on the show with you Guido? Let you have a go at my well used twat after the rescue service retrieve John who has been lost in the hole for over week now.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is for last weeks :-)

    Unless i have missed it ?

  15. 15
    Eeu to me says:

    He’s only on because his windowlickers will watch,so that ups the numbers.

  16. 16
    2 shags and 2 jags says:

    Which of my four wives am I going to shag tonight ?

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    Hugh Janus says:

    “Another poll tomorrow perhaps…”

    Or a still for the caption comp tomorrow?

    Billy, start working on it, you will have a head start on the rest.

  18. 18
    The Chief Rabbi says:

    They must be fucking masochists

    Or mad…

    Same dif…

  19. 19
    Bob Frost says:

    Let’s hope you’ve got a clean, ironed tee-shirt this time.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    A result from last week would be nice :-)

  21. 21
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’d prefer The Grumpy Guide to Food and Wine on Beeb2.

  22. 22
    Zac Goldsmith says:

    I’m going to threaten Guido with a libel action …again….

  23. 23
    MI5 says:

    It was your father’s speciality you know…

  24. 24
    Down With Brown! says:

    We could start balancing the books by selling off Channel 4 so our money didn’t go to paying the over-inflated salaries of their useless presenters, producers and executives.

  25. 25
    Ampers says:

    Yes, and it all started with the digital multi-channels.

    Guido should suggest privatising parliament, then we might get some results!

  26. 26
    Jack says:

    And Gemima ?

  27. 27
    Quelle Horreur says:

    I can’t wait to not watch this risible piece of shite again!

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    I’ll give you £5 if you manage to mention the mental health bill and Gordon Brown in the same breath.

    Also, don’t forget to say to Dave Mitchell ‘Where ‘s Robert Webb? I really like him. Very talented.”

  30. 30
    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh dear Guido. I didn’t think you were a media tart.

    This is going to be oh so shit for you & us.

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    Lucky Star says:

    You better be funny Guido. Take Bill Quango with you.

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    I quite like channel 4. Watch it a lot more than BBC. Even if its only a Simpson repeat.

  33. 33
    Charlie Brooker's book of quotation says:

    Piers Morgan looks like a teddy bear with Bells Palsy.

  34. 34
    Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

    They might think that, but their target audience has turned its collective back. Time to lobby Sky Atlantic to take both Stewart and Colbert?

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    It’s worked for me all my life.

  36. 36
    Bridget and her Widget says:

    Guido has the on-screen wow factor of a wet bag of sand.

    Blogging is your medium Guido. Stay off the box, please.

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    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He’s her beard.

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    nell says:

    ‘The government liquidating the UK’s assets’ ?

    Hope you’ll get a mention in about how gordon and balls sold off all our gold at brown bottom.!!

  39. 39
    Martin Ludwig Bormann says:

    Ah yes, Eva Braun. Yummy!

  40. 40

    I prefer to hide my light under a bushel.

  41. 41
    Bridget and her Widget says:

    Charlie Brooker looks like a prolapsed arese with eyes drawn on the buttocks.

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    Long-time Lurker says:

    Think that was a post or two ago.

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    nell says:

    He should also take Billy with him as his prize for last week’s caption comp.

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    Méfiez-vous des Geeks portant GIFs says:

    £10 if you mention pampers and Antique Roadshows Rocking Horse special in the same sentence.

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    Ken Lorp says:

    Guido, you could talk about the govt not thinking it through and mention that they can’t see the wood for the trees!

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    Sally Bercow says:

    can you get their autographs for me, I collect tomorrow, thanks babes

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    But the whole point is, or used to be, that nobody wins. Now Guido has modified this long standing and well understood arrangement of late, possibly because he needed more space, but perhaps for some other reason of which we would be unaware. It may signify no more than a return to the status quo.

    Can you name the last TWO published winners?

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    Sky Atlantic says:

    We at Sky aim to please. So now, in glowing HD there will be programmes in between the adverts, for one week only, enjoy …

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    should this be tagged ” Looney left” ?

  50. 50
    Guido you are being mean to Billy Bonkers. says:

    I will only watch it if you put poor Billy out of his misery and let him know if he won the caption competition.

  51. 51
    Andy Gray says:

    Japan 1 Australia 0

    close as I could get

    at least it’s a result and better than mine

  52. 52
    CleverDick says:

    will you get Legal Aid?

  53. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Other week was Bill Quango ( War on terror boardgame) , only last two had prizes (For a while i mean ) , Guido said two days in a row ” Tomorrow” , Just trying to keep him on his toes :-) ( Not that i have a hope in hell of winning but maybe one day)

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    Golden TV moment says:

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    CleverDick says:

    “government liquidating the UK’s assets”

    shit happens

  56. 56
    Should be a laugh says:

    I’ll upload and post Guido’s appearance as soon as it’s finished airing.

  57. 57
    Gordon Brown says:

    Gold! Going, going, gone!

  58. 58
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Is it live, or edited?
    Only asking cos those beeboids carn’t half stich a bloke up when they re-write history.

  59. 59
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Goldschmitt senior was an arsehole, but he was right about one thing.

  60. 60

    Should Billy win the capiton contest ?

  61. 61
    Billy Bowden will love this! says:

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    I won. About 2 years ago, and a very good book it is too.

  63. 63
    Guido Saville says:

    Billy Bonkers Guido can fix it for you.

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    Scotlands shame says:

    OT , so it appears the Goverment Whip alleged by Jim Devine to have advised him that theft was appropriate is none other than Frank Roy Labour MP part of the Lanarkshire mafia. Roy has denied this was the case in a statement to the court hmmmm.

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    physical therapy says:

    punch the little fucker while you have the chance Guido

  66. 66
    physical therapy says:

    not if he loses it and clocks that twunt Mitchell

  67. 67
    physical therapy says:

    no send him a bill for using too many electrons

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    P. Doff says:

    Yes… but send him an English dictionary as his prize!

  69. 69
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I’ll only accept that you’re gone, when I personally drive the stake through your heart and shoot you with six silver bullets whilst you are strapped inside a garlic coffin.
    Then just to make sure your legacy lives on, have you planted under the footings of the Labour party headquarters, so your malodourous smell can haunt the verminous parasites forever.

  70. 70
    101 Damnations says:

    Put on a sad face and ask them where Billy Bragg will go foxhunting when all this is over.

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    Crusty the Clowning MP says:

    Why are you posting this dross and not Tweeting from Jim Devine’s court case Guido?

    The dusty old media is beating you hands down as this shows http://twitter.com/timreidbbc

    Except all we get now is ‘Hello’ type articles about Sally Bercow and tweets on behalf of No2AV. Are you taking bungs to say things instead of fighting the bing takers?

  72. 72
    A Sweet Old Lady. says:

    Billy makes us smile. You would be lost without him Guido.

  73. 73
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Yes. It’ll make him so happy.

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    P. Doff says:

    And if you do, Guido, I’ll dig out my old copy of “Fowler’s Modern English Usage” or something similar, to send to him as well.

    Anything to keep the old bugger happy!

  75. 75

    The hard thing is to find a funny entry.

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    13eastie says:

    A new weekly prize for the most creatively spelt and / or punctuated post might ease Billy’s anxiety while we all await the results of the Caption Committee’s (first) quorum count?

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    13eastie says:

    You might also consider adding a pie chart breaking down by moniker the composer of the first post of the week’s threads to the stat porn.

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    Phwoooooooooooooooooooooooar! says:

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    Ratsniffer says:

    Guido you might mention the previous administration liquidating state gold…tot cost in lost revenue after gold rose in price circa 7 billion. And no comebacks on the idiot who did this…

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    No such thing as “state assets”, they’re taxpayer’s assets.

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    I haven’t seen the show, but I know it’s terrible.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Too many egos in one studio. (Even before you get there Guido!) And none of ‘em funny.

    You’ll have to link your bit tomorrow as even a choice between dinner with Gordon and watching that mulch would be a contest.

    They should big-screen it in Tahrir Square if they want to drive everyone out.

  83. 83
    Er... says:

    Billy’s “endless use of Hang him” isn’t witty enough?

  84. 84
    Dack Blog says:

    Bloody hell m*dded for what?

  85. 85
    Moderater (chief) says:

    No Payrise !

  86. 86
    Tony B LIAR, mass murderer. says:

    How the fuck did she get that job with that speech impediment, fucking BBC will hire anyone who’s a commie

  87. 87
    P. Doff says:

    His use of spacing between punctuation marks cracks me up!

  88. 88
    telly tax dodger says:

    Fuck off Beeboid troll

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    Be quiet oinkster says:

    I’ll wager you’re fat and ugly and just bitter you can’t shag a woman as gorgeous as her.

  90. 90
    The power of the remote control says:

    Let Billy win or it Grumpy nights in with Grumpy drawers and whinge bags on BBC2.

  91. 91
    Charlie Booker says:

    Missing option: I am Charlie Booker and I thought it was complete waffle what was whoever commissioned it thinking of when they did the awful deed? Did he have pictures of executives sucking on each others’ “jaggons” and sticking their fingers in each others “thrushers”?

  92. 92

    @Billy. Correct on one count but I thought you might remember the previous winner …

    @TT. My point is slightly demolished by your comment. Ca ne fait rien. I presume the book you refer to is the prize and not your contribution to the caption contest!

  93. 93
    Woman without a TV says:

    “How the Media Works”

    It spends lots and lots of money making shite programmes which are watched by nobody.

  94. 94
    PC Plod says:

    Larf, I nearly cried!!

  95. 95
    Eeu to me says:

    OT, listening to the poor dears the hard up MP’s complaining that they can’t get milk or biscuits on their expenses for their staff,somebody should tell them that HMRC ruled that it is money in kind and won’t allow that sort of payment to us plebs,so what’s good for the goose doesn’t appear good for the fckin gander,hard luck pay out from your high wages you miserable tossers.

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    Dack Blog says:


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    Angry Beasts says:

    We live in hope.

    It’s about time somebody smacked that smug little c unt.

  98. 98
    Sir Aubrey NotSoBright says:


    Just what do these media types do all day except pry into other people’s lives?

    They talk rubbish, they write rubbish, they are rubbish, they can’t do anything else!!


    You want me to be on the telly…?

    Well ….. erm ……Okay, just this once

  99. 99
    Eeu to me says:

    Jeez,we mongrels would have no chance in seeing the moths fly out of Guido’s wallet

  100. 100
    Charlie Booker says:

    Ah um um too many ah um to waste 7:53 on um

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    One of the few good eggs says:

    She’s gorgeous and she’s certainly no commie…

  102. 102
    Someone is making a fucking fortune from this racket says:

    I browse hooker websites during work sometimes as well, I don’t see the problem as a happy worker is a productive worker, can’t all be work and no play.

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    Anonymous says:

    If the slot fits……

  104. 104
    nell says:

    Oh dear me.

    The poor old beeb is reduced to the same old ploys of showing leg, that sally of the alley is, to attract the viewers.

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    D Boyd says:

    Could apply to channel five in general

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Calm down Ruprecht, or is it Rupert?

  107. 107
    mhayworth says:

    If the Tories can afford to up the hideous foreign-aid budget to 753 Million, they have no right to sell off anymore of our assets. Between the EU and Cameron, this country won’t exist as a nation in another 3 years.

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    nell says:

    Perhaps at the end of a caption contest you should ask contributors to vote on the winner (but not being allowed to vote for themselves).

  109. 109
    Simon says:

    Pleased to hear you are on the telly tonight Fawkes. What time does Channel Four’s 10 O’Clock Live start ?

  110. 110

    I have just looked at some pictures of Charlie Brooker, never having seen him before. He has a face made for radio.

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    Jack says:

    Yes, if you take it all off this time Sally

    Show us some real form

    Otherwise we will think you are just a prick tease…

  112. 112
    Jack says:

    I find this one of the best jokes of the month

    And do not forget

    A strict Muslim can have

    Four wives

    Four concubines

    AND four slaves


  113. 113
    Bob says:

    Is your super injunction still on Wikileaks Zac ?

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    Richard Timney says:


  115. 115
    Bob says:


    We should have some democracy here on Gudio…

    Like in Egypt for the last 5,000 years….

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    +]# says:

    Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak says he would like to resign immediately but fears the country would descend into chaos if he did so.

  117. 117
    Al Jareeeerah Multivision says:

    Mr Mubarak is a member of the Socilaist International

    Stop spoofing with him please

  118. 118
    Al Jareeeerah Multivision says:

    But she does not have a leg impediment…

    And she must be one of the last few heteorosexuals at

    White Powder City

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    Gordon wrote the line for him.

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    Lord "Anji" Boulton MBE says:

    It is already in chaos

    But since he thinks like Gordon Brown

    he is going to “save the world” FFS

  121. 121

    It all depends on what you mean by “works”.

  122. 122
    Lord "Anji" Boulton MBE says:


    Will you please use such awful language on the programme

    that it is shut down for good ?!

  123. 123
    Dennis MacShame Chief Robber says:

    I want to be on the show Guido

    Before I am locked up….

  124. 124
    Jack profumo says:

    I missed the camel toe..


  125. 125
    Woman without a TV says:

    Good for you. But only the X-Factor junkies will be watching.

  126. 126
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I think that’s Sally’s line…..

  127. 127
    Shags 'n Jags says:

    The KGBeasties of the Evening Standard

    had a record run today…

    Thanks to Sally Alley’s prick teasing…

  128. 128
    Boris says:

    New New Labour should present Gloria del Pietro nude

    That would be worthwhile

    But save us from Sally Alley PLEASE…

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    Woman without a TV says:

    Thanks to the media’s bizarre obsession with the dusty little nothingness that is Egypt, I’ve worked out how to remove “world news” from my ‘personalised google news page’.

    I’ve got rid of ‘sport’, too.

  130. 130
    Tonight's QT panel says:

    Damian Green MP, Andy Burnham MP, Clare Short, Melanie Phillips and Dr Noreena Hertz.


  131. 131
    D Boyd says:

    Cant believe that Guido would watch channel 5

  132. 132
    P. Doff says:

    Ah yes… the original practitioners of pyramid schemes.

  133. 133
    I'll get me coat says:

    Are you in denial? Geddit?

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    Ziggurats says:


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    Sally Bigcow says:

    Hi tweeps,
    Any dogging in the alley tonite?

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    McCain will be on Newsnight tonight says:

  138. 138
    Tom Watson says:

    How much for bareback, love?

  139. 139
    Save our kids TV! says:

    Former Play School presenter Floella Benjamin has urged ministers and broadcasters to “wake up” to a “crisis” in children’s programming.

    The Liberal Democrat peer warned against too much “passive viewing”, arguing that TV shows should not become a form of “surrogate parenting”.

    Baroness Benjamin told the House of Lords that the BBC’s Play School had added to children’s well-being.

    The pre-school programme ran from 1964 to 1982.

    Lady Benjamin said Play School, also presented by Brian Cant and Johnny Ball among others and featuring characters such as Humpty and Big Ted, had engaged children’s attention.

    Too many modern offerings encouraged “passive viewing and are used as surrogate parents or baby-sitters”.

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    ichabod says:

    And then start on the men…

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    Billy Bonkers Caption Competition. It's a conspiracy says:

    Billy can win the caption competition tomorrow if we all use his moniker. He can’t lose! The prize will be a pair of Guido’s pants. Sorted!

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    albacore says:

    Take a closer look at how much that sacred foreign aid budget really is now – and what it will be in 2014.
    Health warning: those of a nervous disposition should look away now.


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    who cares? says:

    Boring FUCK OFF

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    ichabod says:

    But these female TV presenters must be really clueless if they put on shirt skirts, which ride up usually, to sit down on a sofa or chair facing the camera. Isn’t there someone to have a word with them before the cameras roll, or do they enjoy giving us a flash of thigh (as here) or a glimpse of the drawers ( the Kate Garraway speciality)

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    Go under cover Bill says:

    Billy it is a standing custom that no one wins the Friday caption except anonymous.

  147. 147
    Gordon Brown says:

    Suck me big boy.

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    Put your arms through these sleeves…

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    Her hubby is says:

    None of you seem to know who her spouse is.

    One Craig Oliver.

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    ichabod says:

    It’s a boring, indeed crap programme. It not only needs a new format; it not only needs a new chairman; it not only needs some different and more interesting guests: it needs a new f***ing audience, as every week it’s full of surly young brats worried about education cuts or tuition fees, inarticulate teachers and other public sector employees who have’nt worked hard enough all day, so still have the energy to trot along to the TV recording and give us their predictable whingeing views.

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    Dumb and dumber says:

    It’s x factor for mong voters.

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    Maria Schneider has just died, aged 58. She was gorgeous in her prime but unhealthy living meant that she aged at about double the normal rate.

    So let that be a lesson to all those who abuse themselves and support these daft lefty parties that destroy people and nations alike. You could lose your good looks and sex appeal.

    Read order-order and keep young.

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    Hank from Langley, Virginia says:

    Billy’s already deep, deep undercover.

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    And now for something completely sensible:

    P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks

  155. 155
    Sally Bigcow says:

    There’s loadz of short fat baldies tweeting me up. Luvvin it :-)

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    Take a tip from me says:

    Don’t do it Guido. You is the King with the written word but your spoken word has always fallen flat.

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    He would you know says:

    I thought Fawkes had hair?

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    Totally agree feck off you fat ugly virgin
    What a MILF i would and so would you

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    tourist twats says:

    we don’t even live in Britain but we’ll talk shite about UK TV anyaway
    because we’re very sad

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa says:

    you must be the funniest person in the world

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    Do they bus them in or what? says:

    Ever notice how loads of scots seem to pop up in every location every QT to ask questions?

  162. 162
    Bank Manager says:

    President Hosni Mubarak

    Your wire transfer of 40 billion will take a week, please try and hold onto power till then.

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    Red Rose Dinners says:

    Devine appears to be alleging fellow Labour Central belt mafioso Frank Roy as being the whip who gave him the nod to steal.

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    How the media whores work says:

    Get on TV at any cost to your credibility.

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    Barry says:

    Where is CH 4 ? My TV has not seen it for years now.

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    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    my name Stavros I want to sell cheap satalite dish init peeps? no money for you sky atlantic we get it from greece now cradle of dramatic arts and all that init?

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    Angry Beasts says:

    Yes. Let him win Guido for Gawd’s sake. It seems he has little else in his life.

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    Oh! Fucking hell. I thought you had died. Wasted all that money on a wreath too.

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    QWERTY says:

    Just give us TV with fit birds with their knockers out.

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    Its a dodgy wig isn’t it.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Joanna Gosling’s husband is Cameron’s new press secretary.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Jimmy Carr’s monologue is so awful. Charlie Brooker is shite. This is the Daily show for wankers and idiots.

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    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    We all though the Belgian Police had finally caught you and banged you up nonce.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    10 ‘o clock live.

    Never seen it before but watching it now.

    What an utter crock of shite.

    Glib, smug, under-rehearsed and painfully unfunny.

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    Billy Bongo is the shittest tourist ever ! says:

    but what about new zealand TV for peewee kiwis ?

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Yes Brooker is just fucking dire on this.

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    Fatty Fawker is a Media Whore says:

    They’re laughing at you not with you.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Fuck off you obsessive c’unt.

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    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    brooker just likened muslim prayer to headbanging at a concert, that means he is really leftwing and wouldn’t dare offend muslims oh wait hang on it was offensive, damn is he biased or isn’t he please tell me someone

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    Dumb and dumber says:

    Much like PMQs.

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    Olf Tatty Bigot says:

    Go fuck yourself tat.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    This is really, realy bad. A new low even for Channel 4.

    Bring back Jon Stewart and John Oliver!

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    Old Tory Bigot says:


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    Just tried to watch the utterly banal crap, lasted 10 mins and switched over.

    I’ll wait for the 4OD or whatever and just watch Guido.

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    You're barking says:

    Do you realise how sad and weird you come across with your constant stalking and endless tedious repetition of references to New Zealand?

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    Anonymous says:

    Found channel 4,so it lacks comedians,might as well watch mock the week on Dave

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Brooker is total shite, but Mitchell and Carr not much better.

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    You're barking x1million says:

    Just as I thought. The mentalist who goes on about New Zealand is Mr Wuv and Yap.

    Lickspittle, wuv, whining pussy, winkie, cwy, poodle, yap! Lickspittle, wuv, whining pussy, winkie, cwy, poodle, yap! Lickspittle, wuv, whining pussy, winkie, cwy, poodle, yap! Lickspittle, wuv, whining pussy, winkie, cwy, poodle, yap! Lickspittle, wuv, whining pussy, winkie, cwy, poodle, yap!

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    tourist twat says:

    I don’t live in Britain but I whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and whine and about British Politics.

    I must be the saddest wanker in the world.

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    Olf Tatty Bigot says:

    Sploootsh! Gordon Brown was the greatest PM ever. So suck it.

  191. 191
    Down With Brown! says:

    Had enough of this rubbish, not watching any more. I’m sure Guido will be by far the best thing on this terrible, terrible show.

  192. 192
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    What the hell was D Mitchell rambling on about? Absolute shite. He was much funnier when he was fat.

  193. 193
    Yap! says:

    And yet you come here every single day.

  194. 194
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Ha! his autocue broke and now he’s STUFFED!

    What a twat!

  195. 195
    tatspotting says:

    yep! that’s definitely tat

    he’s going mental again and it’s always sooo funny

    you are clearly insane tat but always hilarious as you babble incoherently like a loon and spit all over your monitor in impotent fury

  196. 196
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    I liked it when Brooker said muslim prayer is like head banging at a metal concert, it was offensive to muslims, therefore good. Have I got this right?

  197. 197
    Yap! says:

    Will you be posting at 4am again?

    Come on, ask the question you really want to ask. Last time you ended up having a tantrum and typing all in caps. Where’s the blog tat? WHERE’S THE BLOG TAT? Do it, 4am mong! Do it now!

  198. 198
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Calm down dear! you’re only a sad tourist wanker

  199. 199
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Brooker without his autocue like a floundering beached whale. What a c’unt.

  200. 200
    Matthew Wright, the man on the spot says:

    It started off shite, and moved rapidly downhill.
    Run for your fucking life, Guido!

  201. 201
    Christy says:

    All tv other than a few documentary programmes is complete and utter crap,I can find out on the net in a couple of hours more than 24 hours of tv boredom will show me.

  202. 202
    Down With Brown! says:

    No Guido. He sent the artist formerly known as Tory Bear instead.

  203. 203
    I told you, you sad old twat, they're laughing AT you not with you says:

    oh dear! someone was easily fooled by a VT clip

    you fucking moron


  204. 204
    Olf Tatty Bigot says:

    Leave me alone. I live with my parents and it’s not nice.

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:


  206. 206
    Down With Brown! says:

    Why is Harry Cole calling himself a journalist rather than a Blogger?

  207. 207
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    The Daily Show was a slightly left wing show and therefore bad. It could not possibly have been funny if it was slightly left wing.

    The radically left-wing channel More4 dropped it as part of the big leftwingness plan of the whole media, christ it’s not that hard to understand is it?

  208. 208
    I told you, you sad old twat, they're laughing AT you not with you says:

    It was a set up you senile old fart

    you need to go back to watching last of the summer wine old man

  209. 209
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Sensible move if you ask me. Who the hell would actually want to appear on this car crash of a show?

    Some twat going on about how people in wheelchairs and buggies can access woodlands FFS!

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    who’s the fat faced twat with the stupid hair ?

  211. 211
    Down With Brown! says:

    David Mitchell has never heard of the deficit.

  212. 212
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    lol you look like a c’nt now

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    This is shit.

  214. 214
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    But, but, how are people in wheelchairs and mobility scooters going to access the forests?

  215. 215
    well DUH! says:

    to laugh at fuckwits like you

  216. 216
    Eeu to me says:

    This is bloody dire,repeat of mock the week on Dave.

  217. 217
    Eh? says:

    Torybear is on the show, not Guido.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    and the silly voice

  219. 219
    Yap! says:

    where’s the fog hat?

  220. 220
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    actually I’m watching the repeat, and it turns out he did muck up on the autocue, at least in my reality it does

  221. 221
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I’d rather watch you hang you labour cretin.

  222. 222
    bait says:

    Absolutely fair and balanced so far.

    A fine example of public service broadcasting.

  223. 223
    Osborne the Deficit denier says:

    The deficit Osborne hadn’t heard of because he matched Labour spending.

  224. 224
    Trust me, I'm an honest blogger says:

    Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?

  225. 225
    Senile Old Fart says:

    nursie has your medication old man, if you don’t piss yourself again you might get a nice soft pudding as a reward

  226. 226
    bait says:

    what he is not on it now?

  227. 227
    send in the stupid haired twit says:

    He ran away long ago

  228. 228
    Yap! says:

    Says the sad mong who posts at 4am and cleans up his alzheimer stricken parents shit.

  229. 229
    substitute says:

    let’s face it, C*le writes most if this blog anyway while fatty lies in a dr*nken stupor

  230. 230
    bait says:

    yeah but it’s a f@cking effort

    I’d rather pay 160 quid up front for the best tv in the world, then all I have to do is turn the tv on, no p!ssing about with the stupid internet

    if it were only possible to pay 160 quid and get really good tv without adverts, or the internet, that would be cool

  231. 231
    Guido says:

    Hic! Not…not…hic!…not troooo! hic!

  232. 232
    Stop writing posts at 3.32am you sad lonely tat says:

    tattyboy is getting angry! He’s projecting again

  233. 233
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I’m 48 and not yet senile.

  234. 234
    White Van Man says:

    Yet another boring canned laughter on demand politically biased satirical bullshit show part funded with TV tax and with the usual sprinkling of little piss arse lefties windgeing on and on. Does anyone know if C4 is under any obligation to be impartial when taking the TV taxes £ from the public?

  235. 235
    Stop writing posts at 3.32am you sad lonely tat says:

    tat’s beginning to go mental again

    he’s started babbling

  236. 236
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I am one of the many now turning of QT.

  237. 237
    Stop writing posts at 3.32am you sad lonely tat says:

    tat’s babbling shit again, it won’t be long before he runs away from the site crying

  238. 238
    Dack Blog says:

    I just surfed it for about 30 seconds. If it was a horse you’d shoot it.

  239. 239
    Eeu to me says:

    Absolutly agree with you,but I’ve found a channel that is showing paint drying,so I think I’ll watch that.

  240. 240
    Stop writing posts at 3.32am you sad lonely tat says:

    calm down tat

  241. 241
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I though the laughter was canned. Can someone in the know confirm.

    I’d have to be hugely pissed even begin to laugh at that rubbish – even then I probably wouldn’t.

  242. 242
    chinesefarmer says:

    rrraaaghh furious posting warriors, lack intelligence but have strong rage powers

    you say it’s 4am but we discuss 10 o’clock live show?

  243. 243
    John Major's Face Full of Curry says:

    Oh yes!

  244. 244
    ITV says:

    Like Question Time, the discussion program for the Labour-Minded citizen!!

  245. 245
    Eeu to me says:

    Who’s the one that likes the sound of her own voice on QT

  246. 246
    Trust me, I'm an honest blogger says:

    Today, proof, if proof were needed, demonstrated that Fawkes is part of the problem, not the solution.

  247. 247
    Dave Loves the BBC says:

    My new BBC spindoctor has made sure I’ll look great on Question Time.

  248. 248
    Dave's new BBC spindoctor says:

    I’m not

  249. 249
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    The top talent of the lefty comedy stable. A dream team. And it’s fucking flat-lining. Ha!

  250. 250
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    live paint-drying? or highlights of previous drying? I used to pay Murdoch a ton of cash to watch live paint-drying, now its free again thanks to the eu

  251. 251
    The Motherfucker of all Democracy says:

    Q. Why are those five arseholes on QT not dangling from lamposts?
    A. We’re British, and we don’t do things that way.

  252. 252
    Yap! says:

    Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!


  253. 253
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    you’re sharing a bit more than we need right now, there are other forums to discuss alcoholism and senior problems

  254. 254
    AC1 says:

    I won it once! I didn’t get the book. :(

  255. 255
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    QT. Isn’t it about time Clair Short was put in a padded cell? Preferably with the awful Noreena Hertz.

  256. 256
    The Motherfucker of all Democracy says:

    All the above can be found every day on Jeremy Kyle’s “You’re tat and you know you are” show.

  257. 257
    AC1 says:

    Is foreign aid shipping money out of he country to provide a bolt-hole for our failed political classes?

  258. 258
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Grow up you c unt

  259. 259
    TV Critic says:

    It should be renamed its 10 O’Clock and I have lost the will to live show. Poor Harry was thrown to the collective Lion’s den of the Left. Watched the show until Harry finished then switched off. The show needs to change format and quickly, it is lefty, environmental student pap. No thanks!

  260. 260
    Harry ?? says:

    Guido will be on the show talking about the government liquidating state assets

    He wasn’t though was he.

    Is Harry Cole now the new Guido?

  261. 261
    Anonymous says:

    But you’d buy the video, old perv.

  262. 262
    Andy Burnham says:

    I wear eyeliner, hehehehehehehe

  263. 263
    ichabod says:

    I also notice that practically every week, and already tonight, someone says something banal, or even plain wrong, in defence of Islam and the audience collectively wets itself amidst stratospheric applause. Dhimmis.

  264. 264
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    That Hertz bint really is a loathsome, self-absorbed git.

    I don’t think I want any videos of her thanks.

  265. 265
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    I like it when at the end they said that doing “f@cking photography” as an A-level was not worth it

    but that couldn’t be funny could it, if they are left wing, we must oppose them and not laugh

  266. 266
    Tranny says:

    And frilly knickers I’ll wager.

  267. 267
    Tranny says:

    Left wing and funny don’t really belong in the same sentence.

  268. 268
    BB(A)C1 News says:

    We at AlJaBeebya aim to mislead. So now, in glowing photons there will be real information* in between the left-wing narrative for one week only, enjoy …

    *Not True

  269. 269
    TV Critic says:

    What a lot of pish!

  270. 270
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:




    replies to himself, imagines transactions for “videos”? – some sort of archaic recording device – very well worked out fantasies.

    mostly harmless, has awareness of his condition as described in his name

  271. 271
    Lauren Laverne says:

    I was told to wear stocking and suspenders on 10 O’Clock Live show, apparently it keeps the guys from turning the the TV off.

  272. 272
    Dave's BBC spindoctor says:

    The forest sell off is a great success Dave. You won’t be u-turning on that policy.

  273. 273
    lol says:

    Can I rest my beer on little tat’s head?

  274. 274
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    I wear a lovely frock on a yacht with Mandy.

  275. 275
    ichabod says:

    Its a toss up as to which is worse; 10 o’clock live or Question Time. Mm, its a tricky one, but the one common factor is the sheer collective stupidity of the live audience in each programme.

  276. 276
    tourist twat says:

    I’m not.

  277. 277
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    I know that’s why I said I was ideologically opposed to laughing at something I find funny, if it turns out to be left wing. It doesn’t make me a nutter

  278. 278
    Eeu to me says:

    I can’t believe the lies Burnham has just said,libraries getting closed in 2009 just for a start.

  279. 279
    Tranny says:

    But you are a nutter, aren’t you?

  280. 280
    tatisguido says:

    tat is guido, you fools

  281. 281
    Max Clifford says:

    Fawkes has “arrived”.

  282. 282
    AC1 says:

    Screenwipe is pretty good SOMETIMES.

    This is a favourite

  283. 283
    Time to move on says:

    H@rry C0le is now the new Gu1do

  284. 284
    tatisguido says:

    tat is guido, duh, think you would have got it by now

  285. 285
    ichabod says:

    And at the same time he’s ensured that Clare Short looks more loathsome than ever. And sounds worse than ever as well; God i’m watching the stupid cow as I type and her Brummie accented interruptions are barely endurable.

  286. 286
    Tranny says:


    You must be really, really sad and lonely.

    Just try putting on some nice lingery and feeling yourself up.

    Works a treat hunny xx

  287. 287
    tatisguido says:

    - this proves that tat is guido

  288. 288
    tatisguido says:

    that is the twat tat agian there god it is so obvious now

  289. 289
    g says:

    how much?

  290. 290
    From nanny gate 2 farm gate 2 wood gate says:

    Why the flying fook does Dave rate Caroline Spelman?

    SHE is a Fooking disaster.

  291. 291
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:


  292. 292
    AC1 says:

    It’s not.

    You just get a stream of lefty shite (“news”) or just shite lefties (see Torchwood).

  293. 293
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Same sort of hypnotism the greasy tramp-like hoon Draper used to bag Kate “funbags” Garroway.

    I’d poke Kate but I wouldn’t crawl over Konnie Huq to get to her

  294. 294
    What a shower of shit they are says:

    Total labour audience again on QT. Damian Green faffing about like a wet lettuce allowing himself to be shouted down by the screeching lefties, and talked over by Dimblebore. Fucking get some media training.

  295. 295
    D L George says:

    Aunty Beeb plunging new depths with the guests on QT.

    There’s a blonde lefty economist on who just said cyber terrorism destroys… wait for it… GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS!

  296. 296
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    ^^^ Don’t steal my moniker you loon.

  297. 297
    A Sweet Old Lady says:

    Sorry Harry but Andrew on This Week is totty watch for me. I am knitting you and Billy a tank top each. What is your favourite colour. I only have blue & yellow.

  298. 298
    Ratsniffer says:

    she’s comes across as an arm flailing, ranting loonie.

  299. 299
    David Mitchell is not very good, arktually says:

    Nothing like a mickey-mouse degree from a posh university to make you think you know what you’re talking about; even if you’re just a lefty Hunt.

  300. 300
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    yes, keep the BBC out of Communist China when requested to by your masters.

    The left wing narrative coming out of the BBC was too much even for communist china, that’s why I was right to keep it off my satelite. My wife Wendi Deng thinks this too

  301. 301
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    You really are a fucking mental case.

    Get some help before you hurt someone.

  302. 302
    Anonymous says:

    Cumbria is full of liebour mongs,Derrick Bird was one of them.

  303. 303
    Mucker says:

    Anyone hate fucking BBC QT full of nutters and labourites (1 labour shad cab and and ex lab minister and a lefty economist and mel philips) and 1 tory minister…

    The govt cannot cope with someone like steve hilton and his difficult ideas…the govt need to get a grip of the media -fucking train crash TV BBC QT tonight…

  304. 304
    Sid the Sexist says:

    Fuckable though, if you had ear-plugs

  305. 305
    A Fine Pair of Lungs says:

    I can’t say I was crippled up with laughter. This is one show that won’t run and run.

  306. 306
    Eeu to me says:

    I think Rusty has serious PR problems,he’s going to lose if he doesn’t change the spin,personally I’m quite happy for Liebour to take us down the drain,it’s the only way the braindead will notice.

  307. 307
    Sid the Sexist says:

    QT is not watchable any longer. You have to dip in and out.

  308. 308
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Dimbly calls on ‘the man in red’. Groan!

  309. 309
    Sid the Sexist says:

    Nah – you’re not pretty enough nor sexy enough nor intelligent enough.
    One of out 3 might be enough.

  310. 310
    White Van Man says:

    Yeah yeah the Biased Broadcasting Corporation going at full stretch tonight nothing new there. Although I have to say the young lady in the red top and the black skirt has a cracking pair of legs, the only sliver lining in this weeks QT.

  311. 311
    Ratsniffer says:

    I find the overt labour bias and the ranting lefties (all in denial) make me want to chuck a brick a the telly.

  312. 312
    There is nothing new under the sun. says:

    Dudes. Take it from me. Ever since I was legal to go down the pub (early seventies) and come back home to watch QT, the audience has always been heavily biased to the socialist left.

  313. 313
    Sid the Sexist says:

    Clair has her heart in the right place, she is a compassionate, well-meaning, fucking idiot.

  314. 314
    Dave's BBC spindoctor says:

    Another Question Time Public Relations Triumph for Dave.

    Who needs Coulson ?

  315. 315
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    no, that Screenwipe clip is not funny, because on this site nothing good can come from publicly funded tv, and even if it could, no-one should have to pay for it, that would be really the worst thing ever

    and then I think an appropriate sign-off is – aljabeebra – the bbc are terrorists. Isn’t it funny ha ha ha aljabeebra the journalists are terrorists ha ha ha so funny how they die to tell us the truth

    al-ja-beebra geddit? the bbc kill innocent people ha ha ha

  316. 316
    Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrremy Paxman bbc nonce says:

    Moslems? Being violent against women and children?

    This cannot be true!

  317. 317
    sick to a near death experience says:

    I find listening to Cameron has the same effect on me, and I voted for the wankers last year!

  318. 318
    tat's mum (should have aborted) says:

    yes you are tat

  319. 319
    Immigration on the case says:

    Thanks for that insight.

    How long have you been living in the UK and calling people, ahem, “Dudes”?

  320. 320
    Ratsniffer says:

    Yes but they seem proud of it now…no attempt to hide the bias.. they bask in it…

  321. 321
    Right-on lefty comedian says:

    It’s only good if you are a lefty and doing it “ironically”. If you are white working-class doing the same thing you are a nazi and should be imprisoned.

    It’s a funny old Britain, lawks-a-mighty!

  322. 322
    kay burleys suspender belt says:

    How very true …

  323. 323
    Country Phil says:

    the 10 o’clock news was shite


    In Grizedale, Cumbria local people are fighting government plans to sell forests.


    MPs of all sides support the fight and appear to be listening to their constituents. Plus there’s some heavy artillery in the area.


    In the Forest of Dean, local people are fighting government plans to sell forests. THe local MP, Mark Harper, strongly supports government plans against the wishes of his constituents. In what way is Mark Harper representing his constituents?


    Even though there appears to be some retreat by the government


    as usual the constituents , the electorate will be the last to know what is happening whilst these elected, so called democrats fail to listen properly to their constituents

  324. 324
    There is nothing new under the sun. says:

    Yes I have to admit that is worrying. At least Robin Day tried to present a balanced debate.

  325. 325
    bait says:

    errr, what? I don’t watch news or torchwood,

    it’s still worth the money because i don’t have to watch adverts

    have you seen american tv? for the same money you get nothing but adverts – I don’t have time for lefty shite in the form of news or righty shite in the form of constant adverts, I just want to pay up front for an advert free platform, the state is doing that at the moment reasonably effectively, therefore it is worth the cash, sod everyone else I’m a consumer and i’m right

  326. 326
    Henry V says:

    Baroness Benjamin? FFS!

    Ok, she was good for primary school or young teenagers with lusty needs, but Baroness?

    Traitors gate is missing a whole heap of heads.

  327. 327
    Tony Blair, daddy of the left says:

    You know how it goes you scotchist mong, you suck me

  328. 328
    White Van Man says:

    Well I’m afraid the only answer to it is someone some group or even the current government to haul them over the coals and drag’em through all the courts in the land, breach of royal charter and all that.

  329. 329
    A Fine Pair of Lungs says:

    God! The media is desperate tnite. What a lot of crap.

  330. 330
    sum wite bloke says:

    bbc loves a lefty audience

    scrap the licence fee

    burn dimbleby & paxman & marr & crick

  331. 331
    cbeebies moderator says:

    yes that would be the most important thing facing the uk at the moment, taking the bbc to court for making all QT since the seventies heavily biased in favour of socialists

    meanwhile, in the real world….

  332. 332
    There is nothing new under the sun. says:

    Well actually 55 years except the first few when I was learning to speak.

    You will of course NOT be aware that ‘Dude’ originates from the 1800s.

  333. 333
    Yet another lie. When will it all end? says:

  334. 334
    Dave says:

    Caroline Spelman is a disaster

  335. 335
    Zarathustra says:

    I’ve been watching QT over a similar time span and am also sometimes inclined to call people dudes, because it amuses me. In the old days, I did not find it lefty biased, but because I was young I was also a lefty. Eventually I grew out of it.

    There’s an old quote which I can’t quite remember; it goes something like:

    “If you’re not a socialist when you’re young, you have not heart. If you are still a socialist when you’re old, you have not head”.

  336. 336
    Withered Dick says:

    I’d fuck em one-by-one then both together

  337. 337
    kind of fuckwit who agrees with this sort of thing says:

    I agree with this sort of thing

    the burning I mean

  338. 338
    Dave's alta ego says:

    Spelman is my chaff.

  339. 339
    Carey in a wheelchair says:

    You can sum it up with one word. Pathetic!

  340. 340
    kind of fuckwit who agrees with this sort of thing says:

    anyone else currently wanking to the 3 gays on newsnight? portillo, gilbert, george, it’s great stuff!

  341. 341
    White Van Man says:

    Wow what a fucking mong!

    Nighty night all.

  342. 342
    It is a fact says:

    The truth will out

  343. 343
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Can someone put up a lead to the end of Brillo tonight – footage of Bercow processing into the chamber (not hers) to the words and music of “Big John”? – Well done Brillo.

  344. 344
    cbeebies moderator says:

    maybe haul the biased bbc over the coals and through the courts in your silly dreams little baby, nighty whitey van-baby, come back when you grow up

  345. 345
    A Fine Pair of Lungs says:

    Oh I missed that bit.

  346. 346
  347. 347
    Dave Loves the BBC says:

    And that’s why Dave picked a Beeboid for his new spindoctor.

  348. 348
    Dave Loves the BBC says:

    He picked a beeboid to replace Coulson.

  349. 349
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How it go Guido ?

  350. 350
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    I may be a loon but at least I’m wibble wibble not senile.

  351. 351
    Anonymous says:

    Some fucking liebore renta gobshite brought in to shout common sense down.

  352. 352
    Carey in a wheelchair says:

    Is it just me or has the media been lynched by the stupidity brigade? As @ Fine Pair Lungs points to media desperation. Me thinks Misdirection is pointing us away from the truth. Anyway. I am tired. Nite!

  353. 353
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Yep because he a fuckin Eu arselicking socailist !!!!!

  354. 354
    cbeebies moderator says:

    cos everyone does their best work when they are old, just ask george best

  355. 355
    The media have lost the plot says:

    The problem with past is it can never catch up with the present.

  356. 356
    cbeebies moderator says:

    It is just you

  357. 357
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So , Guido , About the capiton comp ??????

  358. 358
    Bottle Bank says:

    So why did Guido bottle it and send Torybear in his place?

  359. 359
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    He wont publish winner of Caption comp ????

  360. 360
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tomorrow I will walk like an Egyptian.

  361. 361
    255,947 posts not out says:

    Bedtime, Billy. You’ve been posting for 54,694 hours straight.

  362. 362
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Not out !

  363. 363
    Ed Balls says:

    Try being killed by one

  364. 364

    Poco – You Better Think Twice

    …in the new stereo style

  365. 365
    Anonymous says:

    There is no obvious way to say that you have outlived your usefulness as a political commentator other than to tell you to stuff a kosher pizza up your dwindling expectations.

  366. 366
    tatspotting says:

    What’s all this “We…” tat? How many sockpuppets do you speak for?

  367. 367
    Fourking L says:

    But, regrettably, no “fourskin”.

  368. 368
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Ouch! £12.6 billion buys an awful lot of dictators solid gold Mercedes and private jets. Continuity Labour indeed.

  369. 369
    Chris says:

    I can say nothing kind about the news at all either the content or the presentation of if – on any of the channels

  370. 370
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    One thing’s for sure, you’re not.

  371. 371
    Question Time aka Labour Party Political Broadcast says:

    You sometimes think let the idiots have a Labour Government and watch the country implode as sterling tanks,interest rates go into double figures and unemployment triples

  372. 372
    Back to the 70's with Labour ?? says:

    Dudes ???

  373. 373
    Stalinist BBC says:

    The BBC send people to prison if they do not pay for it. Stalinist ? Noooo.

  374. 374

    Wakey, wakey, rise and shine! The sun is burning your eyes out!

  375. 375
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    I can’t get ‘em up
    I can’t get ‘em up
    I can’t get ‘em up this morning;
    I can’t get ‘em up
    I can’t get ‘em up
    I can’t get ‘em up at all!

    And tho’ the sun starts peeping,
    And dawn has started creeping,
    Those lazy bums keep sleeping,
    They never hear my call!

  376. 376
    JH says:

    Actually your name is Lauren Gofton. Your band was shit. That was your life.

    You once referred to the Spice Girls as ‘Tory Scum’. Impartial then.

    And you are not funny – rolling your weird hamster eyes upwards and tilting your head does not make you look nearly as knowing and clever as you think.

    Just shut up.

  377. 377

    “I’d poke Kate” from Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur.

    The world is not always as it would seem …

  378. 378
    Allan, u at bar? says:

    or a sense of humour

  379. 379
    Kyle of Lochalsh says:

    today marks the 70th anniversary of that delightful and wonderous moment when, in the small hamlet of Eriskay, off the west coast of Scotland, the ship ‘The Politician’ sank in heavy seas. With it went thousands of bottles of whisky which the local people helped not be wasted. If only the good ship Westminster could go the same way …..?? Aye, one can but dream … och aye…

  380. 380
    Gordon Brown says:


  381. 381
    duh says:

    yeh like wi shud hav 17 year-olds runnin da Huntry innit knob?

  382. 382
    Country Phil says:

    and he’s great at deleting posts!

  383. 383
    smoggie says:

    I believe Ta­T won a book once but he’s still waiting for the crayons to colour it in.

  384. 384
    Gordon Brown says:

    as part of my excercise programme I will taking the stairway to Devon

  385. 385
    Davie Icke says:

    See, I told you!

  386. 386
    Gordon Brown says:

    knickers knackers knockers

  387. 387
    Anna Tolia says:

    Don’t worry, it’s more elephant’s foot than camel toe!

  388. 388
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Was that Harry Cole a substitute for you Mr Fawkes? It was like watching a re-run of the 50s BBc Billy Bunter. Yarooo! Cripes!!

  389. 389
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Court of public opinion……

  390. 390
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Wrong! The “cyber threat” film was a load of cr@p.

  391. 391
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Power to the people! says Mr.Neil.

  392. 392
    GuttedMurdochThanksEU says:

    but Murdoch doesn’t? Stalinist? Nooo. Well not anymore since the wonderful eu says we can go back to watching footie for free again, thanks eu, bye Murdoch

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