+ + + BBC’s Craig Oliver Replaces Coulson + + +
He is the 41 year old controller of BBC Global News. A TV guy, as Guido recommended a week ago…
UPDATE : Lucy Manning points out Oliver has worked for ITV, Channel 4, 5 and the BBC. Up yours Rupert.
UPDATE :
Dear Colleagues,
As you will have seen from Peter’s email, I have decided to take the role of Government Director of Communications. It involves working in Number 10, co-ordinating the message for the Coalition Government. I’m sad to be leaving the BBC after a fascinating few years. It’s been a privilege to edit some of its key output, from BBC News at Six and Ten, to last year’s General Election. More recently I have enjoyed working at Global News. The commitment, passion and expertise in the World Service, World News and bbc.com/news has been truly inspiring. I wish everyone the best, particularly the World Service after the difficult announcements last week. I was approached about the role over the weekend, the first time I had been considered for it, and came to the conclusion that it will be an exciting and challenging opportunity.
I hope we won’t be strangers, though I am closing this chapter in my career.
Best wishes,
Craig
(Former Controller, Global News (English))
OMG , A bbc leftie …….. great.
Does a nice lamb dinner. Loads of roasties.
Halal natch.
Mmmm, lamb….
PMQs highlights
Who won Best Line of the Week?
Your bra strap?
“Big society tsar Lord Wei ‘doesn’t have enough time to perform role’
“Man kickstarting volunteering revolution finds working for free three days a week is incompatible with ‘having a life’”
“It could become the allegory of the ‘big society’ age.”
Let’s hope so. Wonky, right-wing, wak ners
I’m a troll, fol de rol; thankyou and good night.
And the windowlickers go CRAZY!!!
Hee hee hee!
Guido Fawkes the right-wing blogger, meet Craig Oliver of the left wing BBC..
Looks like Peston’s brother.
Left is Best
Nah. Breast is best.
He’s evidently a Royalist Craig Oliver = A Corgi Liver
That’s offaly good.
No no leg is best .
“BBC News will always try to give a full, impartial picture on climate change.” Craig Oliver, October 2007.
So not just a BBC lefty, but a liar to boot.
A lefty and a liar.
Who does that remind you of?
Other liars I’d like to boot include Blair, Brown, Straw, Jackboots, Balls, Mrs Balls, Blears, both Millipedes, Haggy Harman, Wee Willy Scotgit, the ugly Eagles, Hillary Benn, Goldsmith, Two Jags, Beckett, Hewitt, …… I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on …..
He’s also a cousin of Jamie Oliver. If he likes to play the geezer twat as much as Jamie then cameron’s in trouble. I hope…
So yet another example of BBC royalty and nepotism, innit.
Jamie’s kids are under 10, so give it another 10 years and it’ll be Petal Oliver or whoever, doing the Antiques Roadshow.
Marcus Brigstock’s brother Dominic is a very well respected BBC director.
There’s always one talented one in every family.
It seems that with Marxists, Nepotism is never far away. Probably because without commercial pressure there’s no effective external discipline.
I agree
I agree
Will Murdoch send me to prison for not paying for his shit? The BBC will and do.
of course he fucking will you cretin
try not paying sky and see what happens
they simply cut off the supply – no goons come knocking at midnight – nuffink. simple choice
Do you practice at being a fucking idiot, tat or is it a natural gift?
+1 Controller BBC World Narrative.
Oh well. It’s one term for Dave.
A Guardian reading leftie no doubt to satisfy the Lib Plebs!!
I suppose Toenails and Peskon will be getting their ‘exclusive’ briefing texts again soon. Being Al JaBeeBa tools of ZaNuLieBor first and foremost you have to wonder whether their master will allow them to run with them!
Or maybe not, Billy! Perhaps the last Conservative has just left the BBC?
Dream on.
Who he?
Given the first he knew of it was this weekend, he is the second or third choice.
So who said no?
Everyone else.
Is this a subtle way of bringing the BBC to heel ?
“Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”
Sun-tzu
“Sell-off the BBC and be happy if you get more than £1.”
“What’s for tea love?”
Mr Hungry
nope.
“He is thee controller of BBC ”
Typo .
Saddo .
Thicko
Harpo?
let he who without sin etc etc
“Let him…”
It’s Olde English speak Billy.
Tyro.
Sorry for Gabs…
next time…
An ex-beeboid as Tory spin doctor. Might work, but a snake-oil salesman might have more success…
If his letter-writing skills are any indication then he may not be a roaring success…..
Joanna Gosling’s hubbie. Mmmm.
Borderline IMO
Depends if he’s a strongarm shite who will kick the hell out of the journo’s who don’t print what he wants or is he a handbags at dawn guy,who will just get into a twizzle and sulk or even better is he an Ally Campbell clone (spit).
Campbell (tabloid journo) = street fighter
Oliver (television executive) = perfumed ponce
So lots of goals like Coulson missed is now on offer to the NuConned us,a one time is is now on the blocks for the cast iron leftie.
Would Sir like a taxi?
I’m juust a bit tried and emulsion
He’s Hiltons choice
Well, I guess if you want someone with experience of propaganda, the BBC is one of the best places in the World to hire from. They have decades of experience in manipulating the truth.
Good point, but Cameron might have done better to have hired Guido!
Too expensive, apparently.
And thats just his lunch bills !
Liquids are awfully expensive these days, though, Billy!
Plus would have failed his own prediction, bizarrely.
Another bloody Beeboid.
Great.
A Beeboid, my that is not going to down with many on this blog eh Guido
You’re quite right about that. Well done.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Is this some kind of a joke,David Cameron ???
Good call by Guido.
Now fuck off, pal.
Well it’s not to be sniffed at.
If he was from the West Country he’d be a Bath Oliver, certainly takes the biscuit = only been in the role for a few months wasn’t Richard Sambrook doing the job before he hitailed it to Edlemans the PR People and is now mega world chairperson????
Me old muckers. He get experience with fagin.
Do you have any experience with English?
Toenails refers to him as ‘spin doctor’ at least 5 times on 5live. Never recall him using that description of Campbell – it was always PM’s spokesman or Director of Communications. Thanks Nick for your unbiased reporting. Tosser!
Absolutely – Campbell was ALWAYS Director of Communications.
Wankers!
He comes pre-hated by BBC hacks then. Cool…
Is he going to continue with his cooking shows?
A BBC Left winger and nodding dog! Snort much of an opponent then.
Oliver’s CV suggests that his Beeboid time may be something he is glad to leave behind him. Bit of a surprise appointment, but then who predicted that Coulson would get the job?
We’ll have to wait and see. The sooner we hear of disagreements between him and Hilton, the better – the job needs someone direct and pragmatic, the exact opposite of Hilton.
He would not have got through the door at the BBC without being a fully paid up Guardianista progressive or at the very least, lied through his teeth regarding his affiliations, if they had been anything other. Deputy news editor, would never be offered to anyone ‘off BBC message’.
i am looking forward to my evening flapjack
I’m pleased for you, but what has it got to do with me?
I hope Craig Oliver is more active in his new job than he was at blogging. Four posts in three years
You can’t keep me off the blog. it gives me time to contemplate and read the Kirkcaldy Argus
So much for all BBC News being leftie Labour loons, then, eh Guido? Perhaps, this can put that lie to bed now.
Are you attempting to imply that Cameron is anything other than a lefty, progressive Fabian? I think such an assertion demands some form of evidence to the contrary, does it not?
+golf clap+
Piss off, you don’t know what you’re fucking talking about.
Craig Oliver on the phone, introducing himself. Andy Coulson has, one understands, moved on to take up a post with President Mubarak
It was cruel under Labour rule and now it’s gruel under coalition rule.
There’s no money left.
You’re right, taxes up, VAT up, spending up, NHS and DfID ringfenced and up, EU contributions up, petrol up, train fares up, alcohol up.
No wonder iv’e got no money left.
Oh yeah and fuel bills massively up.
gordon Browns attendence to Parliment Down
Food up MASSIVELY.
A single pool of drunken vomit valuation = a tenner.
I dont understand why i didnt get the job ?
Too much partying?
Because you’re a tossflap?
No, there’s no doubt about it.
You ARE a tossflap- end of!
Takes one to know one
You’re just a TAT-obsessed tossflap.
FFS get a proper hobby!
Why the hell have they got a cook as a communications chief? oh I see communications chef!
Nick Robinson beat Guido to the story by 8 minutes, and his story is much longer. Worth reading his account.
That is because Guido was concentrating on calling the bookies.
5 to 1 I go down for more than two years?
Robinson’s blog. Short sentences. Easy to read.
Short paragraphs. Little of substance. Dumbed down.
Written by a pleb. For plebs.
I wouldn’t sully my computer by visiting anything that has BBC on it.
These sausages are mouldy.
Peter hurt my bum
Is this a ploy to use oliver’s contacts to get the beeb on the side of the cioalition?
Just seen some pigs flying down the M1,Rusty an ex PR man is showing his left wing credentials by getting this ex AlJaBeeb news guy in,left left were all left.
Grow up nell, Cameron is proving his ‘progressive’ credentials for his handlers. He is about as Tory as other trustafarians like Tristam Hunt. You should learn to look behind labels, the ingredients bit tells you what you are buying, not the label on the front.
Indeed. I love those Richmond sausage packs which proudly proclaim “8 THICK Irish sausages”.
What used to make us, as students, fall about laughing 40 years ago is still good for a chortle today. But the sausages are still crap.
I did’ne know it was wrong. We did it all the time in the NHS. and the Union.
Sir Desmond Glazebrook: If you’re incompetent you have to be honest, and if you’re crooked you have to be clever.
See, if you’re honest, then when you make a pig’s breakfast of things the chaps rally round and help you out.
But in your case don’t expect too many phone calls.
Samantha said that my cock reminds her of her favourite supermarket.
I said, “Why, because it’s well stocked & capable of supplying you with your every need?”
“No,” she replied. “Because it’s Lidl.”
Every little helps.
She said it ASDA get bigger or she’s leaving
She’ll have flown the CO-OP then.
The only Safeway to go..
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanzai
Apparantly he is set to resign as he vowed never to become ‘the story’
Is he a bit of a Nancy boy then?
He worked at the BBC.
shame you do
Left wing media bloke joins left wing Government.
And the story here is?…..
“Tax-paying public unsurprised as left-wing tax-and-spend tosspot pisses more taxpayers’ money down drain.”
Will this now end the constant sniping that the BBC is stuffed with lefties? One of them’s now working for the government.
It might be that the right(ish) leaning or centrist ones (not that there are many) in the Beeb are not altogether disappointed at finding other opportunities.
P.S. Margaret Thatcher was the best Prime Minister since World War II. (That’s just to wind the beeboids up. Happens to be true, though.)
NO! Gordon saved the universe! And our messiah Tony, hallowed be thy name, made Britain great again!
.. in the eyes of immigrunts.
Is that why they got rid of her then?
Once again a BBC drone makes an entirely expected appearance, proclaiming that he is a Tory and then even more laughably, that Cameron is too. You people really are transparent.
Modded? Egyptian Mod day?
No fuckin payrise yet!
You jest, of course?
Rusty Daves continuity Labour on course to completely drive more Tories to UKIP.
Double plus good.
Moderated. FFS.
Welcome to BBC HYS.
See last reply , No fuckin payrise.
It all smacks of sheer desperation, really.
it smacks of Downing Street wanting a safe pair of hands with good training…wholly sensible tactic…good choice.
Smack me.
not in those undies…uuurk
Not wearing any! Oooh, ain’t I nawty?!
behave yourself…you’ll stain the teacloth…use the shed
I’m wearing a silk thong.
Are you under the impression it makes you look any less repellent?
Reinaldo and Ed say it tickles their Balls. I say he’s not only their Balls, he’s mine too
Now for my yam salad recipe.
Me prefer da chickaaah and da riiice and da peeea!
I’ve had a 30 year career by saying I’m black and not being funny. Word up blud.
If you’ve been so successful, how come you can only afford to stay at a Premier Inn?
Dawn spent all our money on food.
You’re very good in Hustle, Lenny.
Why aren’t you all talking about me? I’m still your leader!
gordon give up its getting painful..you know the sceanrio ….old dog…vet…tears.
Bigot!
a dead bigot preferably…RIP (excuse wind)
‘Walk like an election.’
Very good Bill.
First!
Thtop trying to thteal my thunder!
Shove it, fuckface, I’m going to be Labour’s next PM.
You’re more likely to be the subject of Labour’s next Post Mortem.
And I’m going to be his First
LadyCompanion of Indeterminate Gender!The appointment of Oliver will herald a series of changes in the Downing Street communications team in which:
• Guido Fawkes,(right wing political blogger) Cameron’s longstanding aide, will take a greater role in briefing the press. Guido Fawkes will report to Oliver, who will be in overall command and will be a political special adviser.
• Steve Field, the prime minister’s spokesman who is a high-flying Treasury career civil servant, will have an enhanced role. It is expected that Field, who had not been attending some of the prime minister’s morning meetings, will have greater access
Prick.
Keep trying.
There was very nearly a little bit of a joke in there.
Its coming Martin..its coming…
Another ten years and you’ll be ready for the News quiz.
Does he sniff as much as Baldwin ?
wasn’t it baldrick ?
The Labour Party should stop feeding kids cheesey wotsits for breakfast, lunch and tea. Yuck! Disgraceful.
I would say Mr Fawkes returning to the original posting template is a jolly good development…many thanks
Not all French polishers are French. Just 1% are.
Not all Beeboids are lefty. Just 99% are.
Can’t believe c**ns is moderated. What about Sambo?
OK, so no c**ns and obviously N*gg*r is out, but Sambo allowed. What about Fuzzy-Wuzzy or Velcro-Head? Trying to get a level here.
Hi Ron – we’ve got a couple of vacancies here for people with your skills and attitude. Interested?
You are – great can we just do a quick soundcheck. When I give the signal turn to the camera and nice and clearly (so all the viewers at home can hear you) say:
“Lazy nig-nog”
Did you chose my comment to reply to at random?
I do not see any causal connection but maybe I have missed something.
I’d said 99% of c**ns are thiefs but it was modded. Hence the comment about Sambos
The purpose of my comment was to indicate that whereas the implied nationality was NOT a good guide to the real one whereas a facet of being employed by the BBC was almost certainly an indicator of political allegiance. Two empirically provable statements that are free of bigotry.
Your comment appears to ascribe a characteristic to people of a certain skin colour which is based upon prejudice rather than fact. As a frequent traveller to sub-Saharan Africa, my experience is that there are at least as high a level of honest people who live there as there is in the UK.
Oi! Pick on the bear with dodgy dufflecoat and wellies.
Another nail in the Consveratives coffin.
Suck it up sunshine
Bad call why not get in a professional spinner Like Max Clifford ? He’ll mumble his way through coalition policy (dear old Max makes it up on the hoof anyway) just as Cleggy does – won’t need an office – the front drive of his Weybridge mansion is used with Max leaning against his Roller or by the pool in the greenhouse at the back. Sky have an uplink truck permanently parked outside anyway…..
Because Clifford gets to pick and choose his clients.
How on earth do you embed an image here? I’ve tried using the html code but it doesn’t work.
Leaving the Beeb to join the Tories is apostasy. Men have been stoned to death for less.
That is most true, infidel dog! We stones to death everybodies we not likes!
Anyone who disagrees with that statement is Islamophobics.
I’m terroristphobic. Same thing I suppose.
Most likely a lefty plant, he’ll be leaking shit all over the place. Dave, you have been conned!
‘Hope we won’t be strangers’
Matey you’ve just contracted virulent Weil’s disease
with a touch of Scrofula
No. Cameron is playing the same game as the BBC, both propagating on behalf of the corporatist OWG. Ed Miliband can see that the eurosceptic vote is hungry for a party to vote for. Cameron’s let them down and broke his promises. Ed Miliband might now shock the system by offering an In/Out Referendum at the next election …
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/02/are-labour-preparing-to-launch-bid-for.html
You mean like the last time those traitorous bastards promised us a vote, on the lisbon treaty, reneged and signed.The fact that we never gave our permission for such an act is tantamount to an act of treason both in the court of public opinion and natural justice and that treaty will only survive long enough for the first englishman with an ounce of guts who repudiates it. I personally will never forgive Brown or Milliband for signing up to this appalling treaty.
Has anyone mentioned this? I read it in the Standard earlier. Absolutely shocking. It was a funny joke. Fucking muslims say what they like about us but the moment someone cracks a harmless joke about them, they get all wound up. C unts. I want to email this guy and give him my support. This is just the kind of thing the looney left will pounce on.
A voting reform campaigner was sacked today after posting an “outrageous Islam*phobic” joke on Twitter.
Ben Donnelly was dismissed from his volunteer post as a phone bank manager for the Yes To Fairer Votes campaign after his comments provoked a political storm.
The part-time music teacher could yet face disciplinary action from his employers at Kidbrooke School in Greenwich, who are looking into the matter.
The Yes to Fairer Votes campaign, which wants a switch from first-past-the-post to the alternative vote (AV), moved quickly to axe Mr Donnelly after details of his tweet were leaked to the Standard.
Posted yesterday afternoon, it read: “Says in the Holy Qu*an M**ammad used to get his neighbours to vote by AV which of his 4 wives he’d shag each night.”
Muslim groups were outraged, with Labour MP Khalid M**mood calling for Mr Donnelly to be referred to the police. “This is outrageous and totally Islam*phobic,” Mr Mahmood said. “What has Islam got to do with AV?”
M**ammed Shafiq, chief executive of Muslim youth organisation the Ramad**n Foundation, described the joke as “disgusting”.
A Yes campaign spokesman said: “These comments were utterly disgraceful. Conduct like this will not be accepted by the campaign. We apologise for any offence taken and are as offended by these appalling comments as any other right-thinking person.”
Mr Donnelly issued a statement through the Yes campaign saying sorry for the tweet, which has been deleted from his account.
“I apologise unreservedly for any offence caused,” it read. “My comments were thoughtless and I bitterly regret them.”
The Yes campaign spokesman added that Mr Donnelly had only done one shift for the group in London, though an online CV claimed he managed the group’s Cambridge office for two months last year.
I blame the Sunnis.
Stephanie Flanders is such posh totty.
She may be posh,but on HD she looks like,well we all have different tastes.
Phwoooar!
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/02/15/flanders2460.jpg
In total contrast…puke!
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/Margaret-Moran415.jpg
Doesn’t do anything for me at all but then again I know Ed Balls has been up her like a rat up a drainpipe.
Posh Yes.
Totty no.
Man Utd defender Gary Neville announces retirement, club says
Nothing much happened today.
Good riddance. One thug less for the rest of the teams to contend with.
“Always look on the runway for ice…”
Why the Fook did they saddle me with Damien McBride and Sue Nye?
Anyone else notice that Bercow was unusually muted today at PMQs? The one time he spoke up was to say the PM should not be shouted at. Has someone been putting the frighteners on Grumpy?
I think you will find the stink of fish is from your Twat Sally.
No mention of the 3 pissed soaked tramps on the same carriage then? Always going for the easy target Sally, you stupid cow.
There’s a guy with no bonus this year then.
How absolutely dreadful for you, Mrs Bercow, to have to travel on a train with people eating their dinner out of tins.
I’m sure if you really pressed the point, your husband might be able to change the law….?
Did someone mention City Slickers?
Did someone mention City Slickers?
Can you tell me how you embedded that image? I’ve tried hmtl code but it doesn’t work.
Just post the web address.
Doesn’t work!
Please don’t tell. Otherwise all the trolls will be posting stupid tweets to go along with the endless youtube drivel ad infinitum
Good point Steve. Mum’s the word.
Too late!!
Laugh out loud stuff. Who could ever write this shit?
“But one day, gay people decided they had had enough of cowering and hiding and being told they were sick. On the day of Judy Garland’s funeral, the police smashed their way into the Stonewall. The historian Martin Duberman distills what happened next into a single image: “A leg, poured into nylons and sporting a high heel, shot out of a paddy wagon into the chest of a cop, throwing him backwards.” The drag queen yelled: “Nobody’s gonna fuck with me no more!” And the global riot began.”
Yes we must remember that some people in politics/PR are gay/lesbian/Bisexual and marry in order to cover up their holidays in Cape Cod/Carpet licking/Miranda nick-names in Law-School.
Why are you so interested in lesbians, Sarah?
Sarah? Sar.. nooooooooo!
Any excuse to be manhandled by someone in uniform, eh Johan?
I’ve still got my face full of Clare’s minge every time Dave has to go round and stop Nick crying.
bercow
‘am intolerant’
says everything!!
We announce a Fatwah on Mr Craig Oliver.
Make the most of it as you contemplate the Socialist victory. Even after the greatest fuck-up in the history of economic policies, the t’ories could only gain office with the assistance of yet more lefties called Lib-Dem socialists.
And what of those t’ories?
EU cocksucking, big state spending, pocket lining, BBC loving, green agenda followers, spouting the diversity mantra as they join in with the big game changer of forced ethnic and cultural suicide. Remind you of anyone?
The pendulum has swung too far to the left for the momentum to be checked now. The sheer number of foreign nationals and dumbed down morons glued to x factor, deciding the choice between red socialism and blue socialism are in the majority, a far bigger majority than the few remaining Englishmen and women.
Been a while since you had a shag, then?
Married 35 years, and still reliving that honeymoon orgasm.
Mind you, it was while being stripped searched by Spanish customs officers at Malaga airport.
Did the brute put on a pair of Marigolds.
Hang on, 35 years ago probably hessian sack
dipped in axle grease
Cameron is not a total idiot. Appointing a beeboid might stem some of the beeboid hatred towards Cameron, a long shot I know but appointing ‘one of those twats’ means that if the BBC start digging up shit on him, he knows where the bodies are buried at the BBC.
I wonder if he has a CD full of BBC spin and lies, you know like a copy of the Balen report, just in case.
Excellent point re the CD. Beeboids, the end of time is shortly to be upon you.
If only!
Of course now that they’ve lost their Controller of Global News there’ll be another idiot for them to employ at a six figure salary.
Oh hang on let’s not forget gordon is still looking for that elusive lucrative job. Perhaps the beeb should employ him. He keeps saying that he has a strategic global view.
Cameron is not a total idiot.
I suppose, compared to Brown, you’re technically correct, and that’s why he won a landslide victory against such stiff competition.
The stiff competition was the changed electoral boundaries under labour which gave labour an advantage, postal voting, the massive increase created by labour in the welfare benefit sector and the massive increase in the numbers of non jobs in the public sector.
Brown and bliar weren’t total idiot’s . Just economically illiterate, utterly dishonest and completely lacking in morals.
If only the whole country had your perceptive insight.
Where would we be now?
Well we wouldn’t have gone to war in ir aq and we wouldn’t be at war in af ghan istan for a start.
Quite right, nell. As you know, i was against it from the start. Any fool could see that the I raq dodgy dossier was a complete dog’s b’ollocks of half truths, wild speculation and downright lies that wouldn’t have fooled an imbecile, or MP, as they’re known.
As the chilcot inquiry is now finding even the cabinet wasn’t consulted.
For the most part bliar, the now well remunerated, living amongst the world’s elite, ar ab envoy, took the decisions on his own along with his sofa pal alastairc.
And we all know what happened to people who dared to say that their reason for going to war, that there was wmd, was a lie. RIP Dr David Kelly.
Mubarek, friend of bliar, eat your heart out, because you’re headed brown’s way not bliar’s!!
David, May I just point out to you that the expression ‘dog’s bollocks’ usually refers to something that is close to absolute perfection.
I suggest what you actually mean is ‘dog’s dinner’ which means – to use the vernacular – a total fuck up?
They’re selling tickets? Does that mean he’s expecting people to pay to listen to him after he’s fleesed them of their hard-earned cash for 13 years?!
They’re only £4 each, and the coward will probably bottle it again, like he did back in December.
Tempting to go there and cause a bit of mischief during the Q&A. But I think he’ll bottle it as always.
Your name and address will be cross-checked with existing members of the Labour Party to ensure your likely compatibility with the sequence of events in Brown’s ‘New History’ of the ‘Great Reign 1997 – 2010′.
What a cheek! Fancy charging people to listen to him drone on.
We’re all actually living “Beyond the Crash” Gordon. You helped put us all here and you have the gaul to charge an entrance fee.
I hope the majority of people in Edinburgh have something better to do on 17th February.
A block-booking from the Edinburgh Labour Group will see Brown fielding difficult questions such as ‘At what point do you thing the Tory-led coalition destroyed your golden legacy?’
But as you’ll be attending a “We love Dave” wankfest, what is your point?
Hello stalker.
Wiped your bookmarks yet?
Yes indeedy!
Unlike your shit stained tongue, fresh from cleaning Cameron’s arse.
Good. I’d hate for you to have to explain to plod and the local Labour Party why you had the Horst Wessel book-marked as a ‘favourite’.
While you’re taking advice – this stalking thing – it’s a bit weird. Entirely consistent with having the ‘Horst Wessel’ bookmarked. But weird all the same.
Think of it not as stalking, but just watching party gabshites defending the indefensible
That would require you to think of ‘watching’ as ‘watching’ – a kind of peeping-tom approach as opposed to ‘stalking’ which is that creepy, weird sending anonymous Labour apologist stuff thing you do whenever anybody questions the Maximum Imbecile or his imbecile hoards. For balance obviously.
Brown isn’t here, mr jgm2. He is no longer in office. This is all a bit like saying Ach dis is gut, ve haff gotten rid of zat nasty arschehole, Herr Hitler und now ve haff zis nice Mister Stalin und ve must giff him eine chance, nein?
I don’t know how many times I must say that despairing of the idiot Cameron is not synonymous with applauding the idiot Brown and the gangsters of New Labour.
Brown, in this context, most certainly is here. Spreading his self-serving lies even yet. Just as, until Sunday (was it?) the Labour Party was still affiliated to Hosni Mubarak until it became politically expedient not to be so. And yet this observation (Labour/Mubarak/Sunday) gets countered, in typical Labour-apologist fashion, by bringing Thatch (her – from 20 years ago) into the mix.
I mean I agree in (say) 20 years time we may have got over the Brownian clusterfuck but while he’s still influencing opposition idiocy and his Master’s voice, Ned Balls, is rewriting history as quickly as he can arrange another TV interview I think we shouldn’t forget the imbecility lurking in the wings just yet.
As to Cameron – he’s fucked. His hands are tied. He’s been given the most brutal hospital-pass of an economy in recorded UK history. He’ll be gone in another 4 1/2 years. Maybe less. And we’ll have the wicked and malicious fuckers redux leering their imbecile leers with their economy-destroying fuckwittery all over again.
It’s just so disp*r*ting.
So is your blinkered view of political corruption, but what else would we expect of Dobbin down at the ballot box?
Yes I will be passing a very large kidney stone through my Japs eye on that evening and I’m glad to be doing that rather then go to see that arse hole.
http://www.hippyshopper.com/gordon%20brown.jpg
He doesn’t want to be sexy.
He wants to be Head of the IMF so that he can use the skills he gained in trashing the UK economy and do it on a bigger scale!
Why sod about being a big fish in a small pond, when you can be a shark in the big boy’s tank?
gordon never had the courage of a shark.
He was one of those creatures of the deep that hide in holes and feed off the spoils of kills from other hunters.
Nothing like a shark in fact.
Although I’ve never thought of sharks as brave either.
Vicious, unthinking, slightly demonic creatures.
…. hang on
Suck my maggot, little minnow.
Yes its all very clearly part of the Fabian plan to remold the world into their ‘shape’ – but first you have to crash the existing order- and have a structure in place to ‘rescue’ us from the fallout.
- See Cloward and Pivin
WikiLeaks: Gordon Brown ordered Pakistani president to kill Osama bin Laden
Gordon Brown was apparently convinced that Osama bin Laden was alive and hiding in Pakistan and ordered the country’s president to have him killed, leaked diplomatic dispatches disclose.
In December 2009, the former prime minister told Asif Ali Zadari to “take Osama bin Laden out” during a private telephone conversation. Pakistani officials were reportedly “unhappy” with Mr Brown’s aggressive language.
Mother! Mother! what have you done to her?
I see tattyboys reposting the same sad vids in a futile effort to make Cameron popular
There you go. Billions saved in their first week abolishing the ID Cards. The government should make more capital out of this. There are plenty more ID-Card-sized savings to be made just stopping doing shit we don’t need to be doing.
Dr*v*ng licences. Stop making us get a new photo every ten years. Fire the fuckers who administer it. Now that the BBC lic*nc* fee is just part of general taxation – ie there is no link between TV ownership and TV funding then just fire everybody at the TV li*cen*ing place. Better still, fire everybody at the BBC. Even better – fire both lots.
Back to DVLA. Get rid of Tax Discs. Fire everybody. Just put 2p or whatever on fuel. MOT certificate in the shape of a tax disc – mo*or fit to be on the road. That’s all we really care about. Unnecessary duplication administering the two.
Plenty more where that came from.
Not from here it is’nt.
Sorry caller, you’re breaking up – say again?
Needing licences for ANYTHING at all is the biggest financial scam ever invented.
Too true. If they could figure out how to weigh a turd, we would be paying every time we had a crap.
License = a permit to break the Law.
Right Mr Devine: you are on record and you still freely admit that your staff budget had been exceeded and so you created a false invoice to boost your stationary budget and then moved that money to your Staff account.
Question: Please supply the names of all these staff and please do tell us if you are related to any of them – your wife? Daughter? Son? perhaps.
Or was the overpayment made to your mistress? You know the one who was driving you around? And was it not proven in an Employment tribunal that you personally kept over 10,000 pounds?
lets join up the dots: Stationary budget-Staff budget- your back pocket!
“The hearing also heard that Devine pocketed more than £10,000 that Marion had been due for driving him around.
Employment judge Jane Porter called Devine’s actions “bullying and harassment” and awarded £35,308 in compensation, including £10,516 in expenses.”
Jimbo you are just another Socialist LIAR
I hope that Mr Devine spends a not inconsiderable amount of time at Her Majesty’s pleasure, and I also hope that he is forced to pay back every penny of the money he stole from the taxpayer – with interest!
Shysters.
The Squeaker is holding on to his severance money pending the outcome of the case – the Scottish Bailiffs are waiting to grab the money and pay it over to the unfortunate ‘Marion’ who is due over 45,000 pounds from the Bastard.
There is a word for that. The word is ‘delicious’.
As Eric Cantona observed, a few sardines have been tossed overboard to feed the seagulls, whilst the trawler continues to net a profit.
Since somebody mentioned fish, here’s the reason for my pseudonym. Half the fish our trawlers catch have to be THROWN BACK DEAD because they’re caught in excess of quotas. Madness.
Apparently he voted Tory at the last election. Wasn’t open about his political views in any post. Wasn’t open about anything, in fact – referred to as ‘glacial’, and that was from a ‘friend’.
Good time to come out I’d say, a couple of days after Peter Sissons lifted the lid
All the “knowledgable experts” might possibly wish to look back on their comments when it can be seen how Craig Oliver performs in the job.
He’s getting paid to do a job, that’s paid to outshite the Liebour party PR,why would anybody need to look back at their comments,it’s an opinion taken from a number of years,watching the NuConned us underperform and miss out on the damage that should have been done to Liebour and Brown and his clowns.
‘Outshite?’ The best Freudian slip I’ve read for years!
To be honest I can’t see how he can be worse than Coulson. I’ve never understood why he’s so lauded. I felt the same about Mandleson.
They should have hired Fawkes’ amazing automod, for a larf. All they needed was a seat-warmer for appearance’s sake, noblesse oblige and such.
If the True Blue Pantomime front line can already and effortlessly not only perform but get away with sleights of hand like the amazing vanishing Lisbon Treaty referendum, aircraft carriers, Harriers, Nimrods, etc, they might as well have disappeared their ersatz Goebbels appointment, too. Just like that.
it is becoming more apparent every day that Cameron is a stooge. His vanity is almost matching that of Bliar. He is only ‘init to win it’ (for himself) – not bothered about the country otherwise why continue to make inane platitudes that have no meaning?
His latest argument is about having a ‘fair’ situation regarding petrol prices when hs government takes about 60% of the charge – he’s a bastard
I wonder what edmilitwit is thinking tonight as mubarek’s party, aligned to the british labour party, resorts to violence to hold onto power?!!
He thinks its ok as all socailists do , Including Dave .
I wonder what nell is thinking tonight, but then again, who gives a fuck.
Howsabout Maggies love affair with Pinochet, presumably she gets a free pass on that one?
I think you’ll find it was Brave Jack Straw, the torturer’s apprentice, that gave His Excellency Pinochet ‘the pass’.
The reason the left hate Pinochet is simple – they cannot forgive him for being the only man to have ever overthrown a commie state.
Yes Pinochet killed a few thousand Commies in order to secure the victory for the coming democracy – that was the price.
If all the usual bleeding heart Fabians, and Marxist/socialist scum actually cared about human life or even human rights I would respect them – but they don’t
Where is their condemnation of Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, Castro etc. etc. etc. – Hundreds of Millions killed in the name of Socialism. What about the Eugenics programme as pushed by the Fabians and put into practice by a Socialist Hitler?
Bollox to the Left and their ‘plans’ for us
I knew I should have gone to Chile where my talents would have been properly appreciated…
Even the BBC admit that Pinochet CURED the country!
Yes over 17 years he did kill some 3000 uber-left terrorists but nothing like the hundreds of millions killed by Socialism – and for what?
At least Pinochet made his country prosperous
For Pinochet and his supporters.
http://www.desaparecidos.org/chile/eng.html
Ok – you have given a link to a Marxist funded web site.
– IF you truly care about humanity please supply links to your favorite sites for the hundreds of millions killed by Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Castro. etc. etc.
The Fabian, Marxist, Socialists have a history of EVIL.
When the state sets about killing its own people, on an industrial scale, in the name of Socialism – you would think that people would steer well clear, -
Well???
Out !
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Some more squaddies killed.
Let’s all have group hug.
More like Ned giving it ‘Please, please, please don’t mention that we’re politically affiliated to that anti-democratic enemy of freedom, Hosni Mubarak.’
As Dave politically affiliates himself to Herman Von Rumpoy, Hamid Kharzai and Israel?
Don’t suppose Ned would object to being associated with any of those.
Particularly Israel. Do you?
Don’t suppose Dave would object to being associated with any of those.
Particularly Israel. Do you?
Can you see what it is yet?
Yes. It’s my Labour apologist stalker. Hello stalker. What’s with the distraction technique? What particular bit are you really rattled about?
Yes, exactly, mr jgm2, it’s what I call the Escalation of Impunity – because Clinton was bad, Bush was worse and he was allowed to be worse just because he wasn’t Clinton and because Bush was so fucking awfully bad Obama, just because he isn’t Bush, is allowed to be even worse. And because Major was shit, Blair, as you say, was allowed to get away with murder, just because he wasn’t Major. And now, God help us all, Cameron is permitted to put civilisation on ebay, for some Hunt bastard financier to buy, simply because he’s not who some of us call the maximum imbecile. The Escalation of Impunity, people get away with murder, simply because they’re not the last guy. We are all too busy denigrating the previous incumbent, to properly scrutinise the current one. Harold Wilson started it, with his Thirteen Years Of Tory Misrule mantra.
They let Bush shit all over the Constitution and invent laws to put himself beyond the reach of the law. And we’re letting Cameron install himself in Downing Street for five years until he can gerrymander a certain victory for the amalgamated Tory-Toiletmen parties. The fact that Cameron is not Brown is immaterial; he’s worse than Brown; that’s the way it works.
K’inell. Stalking me all over the internet now. That’s lifted from Mr Ishmael’s blog.
You don’t think you might be a little.. a teeny bit …obsessed? I suppose I should be flattered meriting my very own internet stalker but it does seem – weird. I’m just not used to being stalked.
You should get out more.
Just don’t go to Guildford, jg – it is full of obsessive nutjobs.
when are you going to get your own place? You’re 45, unemployed and single with no friends. Spending all day online posting the same comments isn’t healthy, that’s why you’re so easy to spot tat
tatspotting isn’t in england you deviant. never occurred to our gap town billy-nomates did it?
I befriended them first.
Devine is a scots arsehole,who is definately short of the grey matter,does he really think he can swing this one to a court.
A boy in short pants would not come this caper,the courts will come to a correct conclusion I am sure,what the sentence might be is another matter,but we shall see.
Rather the dumb fat boy in shorts than us.
Craig Oliver’s appointment is a coup for the Conservative Party, and a black day for conservatives, as all other days are. It is bad enough being stabbed in the arse on a daily basis by The Labour Party, but when your own lot start greasing up your rear-end, it is well past time to start shitting yourself.
After all doing so, might very well make a rather smelly mess of the bed sheets, but it might make the government think a bit harder before going for the full penetration without a little more foreplay.
Further evidence, as if any were needed that the Conservative Party has completely sold out to the establishment, instead of being just a shaky at best, counter-point to the establishments worse possible excesses.
For IMO, a man who has worked for ITV, channel 4,5, and the BBC, at only the tender age of just 41, must be an ‘establishment man’ through, and through, if not also MI5, with well trained knobs on.
My advice for conservatives would be, if you drop anything, whatever else you do, do not bend to pick it up, before looking to see if anyone working for the government is standing any closer then 20 yards behind you. If they ever worked for the BBC, then make that at least 100 yards.
Socialism will save Britain.
will it Dave ?
Any minute now the 4am mong will be here to start posting videos of H*gue and pasting Cameron’s endorsement of Inconvenient Truth for the millionth time before then spending the rest of the time calling everyone tat and whining poodles.
So how many times a week does Dave appear on the TV compared to the amount of times a week the Conservative Party appears in the Newspapers ?
Still awaiting moderation?
There can be no consolation
It’s been six hours, now
Is Fawkes’ furrowed brow
Down to Trots or Cons tipation?
Apparently Oliver voted conservative at the last election. They covered it on newsnight.
Impartial BBC
Paxo: “One of the BBC’s senior journalists has been recruited by the Prime Minister… It was like discovering that Terresa May moonlights as a pole dancer. No one had the slightest suspicion that Craig Oliver had any political connections”.
Other Chap on the couch:
“He’s been described as the most creative tv animal they’ve ever come across”
Paxo:
“Well the right wing aren’t going to like Him hand wringing for the BBC are they?”
Other chap:
“(Laughs)Well no, er, He actualy spent more of His time in ITN…”
Paxo cuts him off…
Paxo: “All right”
Other Chap: “No but I think”
Paxo: NO, you’ve got to be quiet”
Other chap: “Oh, oh, oh, I’ve got to shut up? oh, all right” (Really put out)
Paxo: (Realises mistake, continues as though He were reading for Jackanory) No ,we’ve got to tell the audience what’s in tomorrows papers now…”
I just found the whole thing bizarre.
Upside to this. The BBC management have to be sh*tting bricks that someone from their own closed ranks will not only be spilling the beans on who is to blame for the current BBC’s left of Stalin news output, but, more importantly, He’ll hopefully be in a position to do something about it.
cast iron grabs a lefty beeboid to replace a murdoch attack dog
no wonder you’re excited
Surely EVERYONE who works at the Beeb can’t vote Labour? Sometimes I think they are just stupid, rather than deliberately biased. For example: the BBC announces something the goverment intends to do (reporting a fact). They then offer the opposition’s belief that the intention is a bad idea (reporting a political opinion) and they think that given the equal airtime this is balanced reporting. Could someone please explain to them that balanced reporting would involve a) reporting a fact, b) reporting a political opinion about that fact and c) reporting a counter political opinion about that fact.
Thought i saw that paxo stuff on bbbc.
No Lockerbie bomber info here – probably cos it was exposed by wikileaks.
More importantly on this site:-
how is the vd clinic going in Houses of Commons exactly Guido?
Shell announce 90% profits whilst people pay over the odds at the petrol pumps – fascism alive and kicking – which is more than gary neville is!!
Ever heard of taxes,before your left wing attempt to blame the messenger,find out how much the tax is on petrol and also find out how much the tax is taxed,taxes are also paid at the well head.
the UK government ‘s take on a litre of petrol is roughly 65% including taxes and duty and your question is…???
I shall be purchasing a Nissan Micra so I can eat my hot cross buns in private
Perfect, a socialist to spout the newspeak of our socialist government. BBC, Dave ‘Boy Green’ Cameron etc all hand in glove.
I hope he can get to grips with being in touch with the people.
Who wants a Fuck Buddy ?