February 1st, 2011

Paxman Does a Jeremy *#@*

Poor old Paxo doesn’t seem to have his heart in it any more – he is 60 – and he must be thinking are his 3-late-nights-a-week really worth the million-a-year he trousers?

The C-word came out last night on Newsnight. Once could be an accident, twice a coincidence, but this is third flagship BBC program to drop the c-bomb live on air in recent weeks. Do they have some sort of a bet going on?

Via : Political Scrapbook


  1. 1
    annabanana says:

    I thought he continued on quite well compared to messers Naughtie and Marr who blundered through “corpsing” their way on radio.

  2. 2
    Derek & Clive says:

    These kants are out kanting us, Kant.

  3. 3
    KarenthegypoBrady says:

    I’d smash ‘im.

  4. 4
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    It’s probably induced by the pressure of working in a Beeb reacting to the shock of having the hosepipe of taxpayer’s money turned down a bit.

  5. 5
    Paddy says:

    Get a grip, man!

  6. 6
    Ampers says:

    Paxo needs stuffing!

  7. 7
    andygray says:

    nearly 60, million quid a year, for that shite? retire you hasbeen, greedy, useless Hunt.

  8. 8
    Kikes R US says:

    We are now supposed to mix too much with goy you see. We have to keep the chosen race pure.

  9. 9
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    BTW, is the demure young lady in her underclothes this week’s caption competition prize?

  10. 10
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “some sort of bet” ?
    No, I rekon they sit round in the canteen saying “make sure you don’t say caant”. And with their best Cleese impression “i mentioned it once but I think I got away with it”.

    When’s the next time they’ve got jeremy hunt in? You know what they’ll be thinking all the way through the interview.

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    The Bet is to see of they can get rid of the Tory led coalition within 12 months

  12. 12
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I used to enjoy watching Newsnight – now it’s simply bland from its pursuance of editorial guidelines. That Paxo only makes the headlines nowadays for a slip of the tongue says it all……..

  13. 13
    Anon E Mouse says:

    How much ! That’s 7 grand an appearance FFS….

  14. 14
    purps says:

    This is BBC having ago at the coalition basically trying to get the word out that they are hoons for slashing the bbc.

    Every bbc person who has said the word should be sacked with immediate effect.

  15. 15
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    I thought Marr was the most amusing as he had just admonished someone for mentioning Naughtie’s “freudian slip” and then did it himself.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    It was Paxo’s Jerry Hunt moment.

  17. 17
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Paxman, Humphries, Naughtie – put them out to grass and that’s £3 million a year saved. Incredible really isn’t it? To put it in proportion it would pay for over 100 nurses a year.

  18. 18
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I’ll put £50 on that.

  19. 19
    jaykay says:

    Nice to see that Guardian TV are going big on the wikileaks story about how Labour helped get the Lockerbie Bomber released. Sorry, my mistake.

  20. 20
    Lucy says:

    Every BBC person should be sacked whether they said the word or not. Kill the tele tax.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    andygray says:
    February 1, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Read the above again, you were never good at maths were you, he is still worth more than Jonathon Woss though.

  22. 22
    woodbine says:

    Can you imagine the hysterical furore that would surround SKY if Hunt was a Labour minister and Botting and others had mispronounced his name?

  23. 23
    Selohesra says:

    Given they have been there since the stoneage and have cushy BBC contracts it would probably cost more to get rid of them than let nature take its course.

  24. 24
    Tom Tomos says:

    Handled like a pro, Paxo. Well done!

  25. 25
    Martin Day says:

    Chancellor George Osborne should consider delaying austerity cuts to support Britain’s flagging economy, according to a new report.

    In his latest forecast, the right wing political blogger,Guido Fawkes said there was a case for postponing some of the harsh spending cuts as he predicted the UK economy will grow by just 1.5% in 2011 – only marginally above its 1.4% growth last year.

    But Guido Fawkes warned interest rates may have to rise as early as the spring to hold back soaring inflation, as it forecast that Consumer Prices Index (CPI) would rise to an average of 3.8% in 2011

  26. 26
    Steve Miliband says:

    Absent on the BBC

  27. 27
    sockpuppet #4 says:


    I don’t believe at all that the Labour government helped to get the Lockerbie Bomber released. More like they got Al McGraughty released.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Do you think he was out with Guido before the program plying each other with hooch trying to get any hint of tickle-tackle.

  29. 29
    I learnt to speek rite at skool. says:

    I think you’re missing the comma between “60” and “million”…

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t the head of the BBC say the next person to do this would be sacked?

  31. 31
    northofsouth says:

    Aren’t the luuvies just soooo daring! God they’re pathetic. While the taxpayer forks out for their outrageous salaries they come out with this. And they look down their noses at media in the US!

  32. 32
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Agreed. It’s no longer required viewing in our household.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Was mentioned on Toady.

    No follow up, of course.

  34. 34
    Triumphalist Labour Tosser says:

    We’re going to win. Champagne!!!!

  35. 35
    Steve Miliband says:

    When the £1bn move to Salford happens this year for 5live, sports and Kiddies Tv, I presume the Islington luvvies will get a whacking great taxpayer funded relocation package?

  36. 36
    BBC Bias - yes there is says:

    meanwhile in the another top story about the Lockerbie bomber and a Labour ministers advice about this not a peep on the BBC website

    Bias at its best and protecting their paymasters the Labour party

    BBC = Utter scumbags

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    He was not saying “…Hunts cuts” he was saying “…Hunt’s cuts”

    The Hunts in “Hunts cuts” could have been an accident. “Hunt’s cuts” must have been deliberate. His calmness and speed of follow on suggests to me that it was deliberate.

    He was calling the government Hunts.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Replace ‘Labour’ with ‘Conservative’ and imagine the faux outrage.

    Hypocrisy – it’s what we do.

  40. 40
    BBC Bias - yes there is says:

    yes it has already been agreed

  41. 41
    misterned says:

    Correct. Although I would have preferred it if the appeals court had released him, but the Western powers could not afford for that to happen could they.

  42. 42
    Martin Day says:

    “Right wing political bloggers were probably abused as children”, says Ground Zero mosque’s new imam Abdallah Adhami

  43. 43
    Exclusive says:

    Nobody “helped the Bomber to get released”!
    The bomber is still at large and it’s beyond plain obvious Megrahi didn’t do it.

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown says:

    what is a ©unt?

  45. 45
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    I blame the snow. It’s cun’ting cold you know ?

  46. 46
    A NAUGHTY WORD!!!! KILL HIM !!!! says:

    nope. that would be you

  47. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    Was released in case they had an appeal and found out he wasn’t actually involved

  48. 48
    Soapy says:

    Sorry Guido. This one doesn’t work. Probably best to delete it.

    Or are you trying to raise advertising revenue by directing traffic to Political Scrapbook?

  49. 49
    irony bypass says:

    Britain would never recover from the outrage

  50. 50
    Martin Day says:

    Baby P was abused by the labour party.

  51. 51
    Moley says:

    It’s a game we used to play in school.

    We took it in turns to shout “Crap” as loudly as possible when the teacher was writing on the blackboard with his back to the class.

    How loud, how often, and how long we could get away with it were unanswered questions that relieved the boredom.

    I guess Paxman is playing the same game.

  52. 52
    Steve Bowden is the greatest tourist ever ! says:

    In New Zealand ????

  53. 53
    The Queen says:

    Thank goodness!

  54. 54
    Dr. Horatio Lestoq says:

    The BBC is f*cked – sack the lot of them (and the Licence Fee) and hand the BBC over to Murdoch – he knows haow to deal with overpaid, useless hasbeens like Paxman, Naughtie and Marr…

  55. 55
    Prince Andrew and the Queen says:

    No other reason you can think of?
    That the BBC is terrified of upsetting the Royals [as usual] in this of all years?

  56. 56
    Gonk says:

    Slight smile and smoothness of delivery
    suggests to me you’re correct.

  57. 57
    Hello Hello Hello says:

    The Police crime net is fooked too.


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  59. 59
    bergen says:

    I’d exempt Humphreys.Between 1997 and 2004 the Tories were so dreadful that he seemed to be the only man in the country prepared to ask awkward questions of the government.

  60. 60
    WHAT A SCOOP! says:

    Hello my spastic friend.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    when he said @unts thought he was going to say Labour for the fucking shit they left us in.

  62. 62
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Its one of the reasons why the overhead projector was so enthusiastically welcomed by teachers.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    There are a couple of miserable squatters near you.

  64. 64
    nell says:

    Well it is just the useless biased beeb being itself isn’t it? Time to privatise it to make it’s own way in the world without taxpayers funding.

    It wouldn’t last long.

  65. 65
    Moley says:

    It is impossible to have anything to do with politicians without having the c word permanently in one’s mind; especially in the case of Miliband(s), Brown and Blair.

    Wikileaks has revealed that Brown’s Government was in active discussion with the Libyans about the release of Megrahi and actually advised the Libyans how to do it.


    The question that has to be asked is “Why did our politicians do it; have they benefited financially from the deal and was it a simple case of corruption?”

    We need to look much more closely at Blair and Brown’s income from “Speaking engagements.”

    Who pays to go and listen to Brown and Blair speeches?

    How much do they pay, (if anything)?

    How many attend?

    Who actually pays the fee to the speaker?

    How and where are the speaking engagements publicised?

    I think the evidence suggests that the last administration was corrupt on a huge scale and trashed the Country’s reputation for personal gain.

    Some serious investigative journalism is needed.

  66. 66
    Derek & Clive says:

    I’ll tell yer, the worse job I ever had was Picking fucking bogies out of gordon’s nose….

  67. 67
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Sally, you should put in “House of Commons” in the search field, then it’ll pop up at least 650 crimes, although one is already in prison, and one about to be. Most have got away with their crimes.

  68. 68
    Gonk says:

    Now let me think a moment

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Er, yeah. A sitting M.P. was convicted only recently. From which party, Sally?

  70. 70
    Taxfodder says:

    “Poor old Paxo doesn’t seem to have his heart in it any more”

    he is not the only one methinks…..

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Blair stole my kids and made them go and live with a gay couple with p@edo convictions.


  72. 72
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    The questioning of Faulkner was pathetic, a 6th form debating society could have done better Paxo really has lost the plot.

    Faulkner should always be introduced as the man who was promoted to high office because he was Tony Blair’s landlord or should I say Tony Blair paid him rent. There is no other reason why such an average lawyer should reach such an exalted position

  73. 73















  74. 74
    Revolutions R'Us says:

    First Tunisia, then Egypt and soon England once the cuts kick in. Cameroon better double the flouride content in our drinking water to keep everyone pacified.

  75. 75
    Susie says:

    No, I bet they sit around the canteen f-ing and blinding about Tory cu•ts all day, so when they get on air, it’s natural to carry on.

  76. 76
    Mike hunt says:

    Jayne Mansfield, a sweet, charming, shy mysterious girl.

  77. 77
    Randy Andy says:

    Thank goodness!

  78. 78
    Eeu to me says:

    The useless biased beeb will still be here long after we become part of the soil,it’s protected by the EUSSR who will use it as it’s propaganda arm in the future,especially when they get rid of the MP’s and Lords,this is why Rusty Cambo has no choice but to grin and bear it’s output,Thatcher did do a start on it by selling off it’s transmitters,but didn’t complete the job, sadly,until we get a real goverment that is not under EUSSR German and French control then if we want to watch all tv in the uk then we pay for a licence.

  79. 79
    Eeu to me says:

    Surely “rich old” Paxo.

  80. 80
    Awful little man… he really is. says:

    Never bothered them before…

  81. 81
    John Ward says:

    Paxo stuffing will be sorely missed if he ever jacks it all in.

    As for that naughty Latin lesson, he must’ve been thinking about Theresa May..



  82. 82
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Funny I’d never heard that fluoride makes one placid. Perhaps because I found out about chemistry at state run educational establishments rather than in loopy websites.

    I shall eat a tube of toothpaste and see if it makes me grin all day.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Talk proper like wot i does you tard.

  84. 84
    The Impartial Observer says:

    You really can’t blame Paxo & the rest. It’s inevitable. Working at the Beeb, surrounded by complete & utter cnuts on every side the word can’t be far from the lips at any moment.

    It’s like that thing where you try not to think about something: ‘Elephant in a frock’ say & then no matter how hard you try Dianne Abbot keeps creeping into your thoughts.

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    MOMINTO says:









  86. 86
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Paxo… errrrr….. isnt he the guy that The Cock Cameron is petrified of, hence Marly Lights Floppy Haired Fag Boy avoids ever being interviewed by The Paxo.

  87. 87
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I must say, on reflection “big Al” might well have known about it and had some sort of role.

    But I’ve never read the “beyond reasonable doubt” evidence.
    Good job they let him go without an appeal really.

  88. 88
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Anyone noticed how phone hackers never targetted any Tory MP’s…Funny that

  89. 89
    John Prescott, Lord Tudor Manor says:

    It ain’t working then luv. (Fancu sitting on a lord’s lap?) Tories were buying ducks houses on expenses which was a crime against the working classes. I did not spend my time as a steward and MP so that the working classes could have their hard earned money removed off them for frivolities like this.
    Wjoever founded the Labour party would be dishusted by such going ons!

  90. 90
    Hugh Janus says:

    I think Smug-McNaughtie, Marr and Paxo all have one thing in common – they looked in the mirror before going on air.

  91. 91
    bandersnatch says:

    What were you doing all over the Grauniad media supplement yesterday Guido?
    Are you going liberal establishment? Could you be a secret candidate for Andy Coulson’s old job?… or maybe a more reliable non swearing journo to take over from Paxo?

  92. 92
    Richard Desmond says:

    Damn sure it would not have been Jacqui five bellies he was thinking of that is for sure!

  93. 93
    Bob Diamond says:

    That might even pay for half a banker.

    And we all know the public loves bankers and hates Paxman, Humphries, Naughtie…don’t we?

  94. 94
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Funny when Paxo was tearing Brown et al appart he was your hero…. Enjoy the ride apologists !!!!!

  95. 95
    Hugh Janus says:

    Ditto, gave up on Newswipe some time ago because it’s tired and boringly predictable.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:


  97. 97
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be a banker.

  98. 98
    Anna Tolia says:

    Look in the mirror, Gordon.

  99. 99
    State Department Goon Squad says:

    right now the Western powers are trying to spirit mubarak out of Egypt before he spills his gut’s, figuritively or literally
    he knows too much to ever face trial in Egypt

  100. 100
    Phoney Tony B£iar says:

    Chicken feed.

  101. 101
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Its Guidos desperate attempt to break into mainstream media. But it isn’t gonna happen. Tax avoiding, migrant with a history of drink and drug related arrests tend not to break into the mainstream. Eh Guido

  102. 102




    O DRYP




  103. 103
    and what do you do? have you come far? remove the bootlicking peon please says:

    you’re fucking joking aren’t you ?the BBC tough on the Royals?I take it you don’t live here

  104. 104
    tatspotting says:

    you’re still a crazy druggie nutter I see tattyboy
    come back after your next breakdown

  105. 105
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    Let is snow, let is snow, let is snow.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Mum! come and wipe my bum.

  107. 107
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! says:

    What a fucking mong!

  108. 108
    John Bull says:

    Paxman is a pompous, patronising overpaid, tax dodging, miserable, apostate Yorkshireman of a snobby thin skinned c’unt.

  109. 109
    Porky Pickles and his Bumbling Buffoonery says:

    Fook off ya skinny booger!! Those pies and expenses are mine!!

  110. 110
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Ha. a word thats a no-no means that three of us say the same thing.

    How appêaling

  111. 111
    John Bull says:

    fuckin ell Guido not modded out – your handlers wont be happy

  112. 112
    Rudepart Murdoch says:

    Are you an expert on these matters,which mainstream media organization do you own?.

  113. 113
    something of the shite about him says:

    It’s Michael Howard! Back from the undead.

  114. 114
    Trustfund Dave the Millionaire Heir to Blair says:

    My hero Tony is right. I piss on such a paltry sum.

  115. 115
    Rick the Roman says:

    The Royals do not like the BBC – and the feeling is mutual. They hate Nicholas Witchell. Look who Wills and Kate went to for their first interview – Tom Bradby of ITN!!

  116. 116
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    I’ll do it right after I give you a Lisbon referendum sweetie.

  117. 117
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Add to that looking at who shredded Bliar’s expenses.

    Where are the serious journalists ?

  118. 118
    Airey Belvoir says:

    “Tickle your arse with a feather, Sir?”
    “Er – Particularly nasty weather, Sir.”

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    you are mentally ill…..seek help

  120. 120
    pissed off voter says:

    likewise, like mr paxman, it’s old and tired, way past it’s sell-by date.

  121. 121
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “apostate Yorkshireman” interesting idea. I noticed that Jeremy Clarkeson is
    “one of them” too. What’s the penalty for that? Issue a Fatlass against them?

  122. 122
    pissed off voter says:

    but not by the licence payers

  123. 123
    it's in their DNA says:

    Strange that these verbal errors have become more frequent by BBC presenters since Labour got booted out…..or not?

  124. 124
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Sally – do shut-up. Making disparaging remarks about the opposition only sounds like sour grapes.

    Best leave that to the people who know what they’re talking about.

  125. 125
  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    He was saying current cuts and ran the words together. It’s not a conspiracy. Move on. Nothing to see here.

  127. 127
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    what a chump !

  128. 128
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I am John Stape.

  129. 129
    tatspotting says:


  130. 130
    Gordon Brown says:

    tonight, i will be giving scrabble lessons in the village hall

  131. 131
    fuck off you cuпt says:

    “Funny when Paxo was tearing Brown et al appart he was your hero…. Enjoy the ride apologists !!!!!”

    Er………when did we see the one eyed Scottish idiot in a one on one with Paxo then? I must have missed it. The GMTV sofa was much more to his taste, the cowardly twat.

  132. 132
    freddie flintoff says:

    Billy, you’re a leg-end.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Foul mouthed c u n t

  134. 134
    Super Zuffle says:

    Hahahahahahahahahha @ 62

    Oh that did make me chortle

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Sally your a walking crime scene you stupid woman

  136. 136
    Dick the Prick says:

    Apols for being a boring fuck but the police maps have been doing the rounds for ages. I used to do them as an analyst which then got coupled with local government gazetteer info to be able to geocode all incidents. There quite good things.

    Anyway kids, as I used to tell every fuck I met, all crimes are incidents but not all incidents are crimes. Ho hum.

  137. 137
    elephant says:

    you are unkind

  138. 138
    Amongomous says:

    You are boring…drown yourself.

  139. 139
    Get Lost Copper says:

    What the heck are plod playing at? not only is it not working it caused my computer to freeze.

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    UK manufacturing in January expanded at its fastest pace since records began in 1992, according to a survey by the Chartered Institute of Purchasing and Supply (CIPS).

  141. 141
    gunpowder treason and snot says:

    They did, but they’re not whiny little cuпts like Liebore.

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    For the last feckin time No duck houses were bought as the expense claim was rejected, unlike your toilet seats and mock tudor beams

  143. 143
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Big day today …….. winner of caption comp unvieled …………

  144. 144
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will again not turn up to work in the HoC but still collect my salary and expenses plus gold plated pension and security detail for life.

  145. 145
    bandersnatch says:

    It was a rather fetching photo with the article, however…

  146. 146
    John Bull says:

    No he isn’t actually he’s not ashamed of his Doncaster past, and frequently makes reference to it.
    Interestingly Ted Hughes falls into the apostate Yorkshireman category for totally denying the fact that he was ostensibly raised and educated in Mexborough – near Doncaster. Mexborough is not ‘posh’ Yorkshire so traitor Hughes distanced himself from the truth that in fact his moorland idyll was a fantasy of pretention.

  147. 147
    Super Zuffle says:

    Either that or the indepth interview with Piers Morgan

  148. 148
    Dirty old man says:

    Hey Karen can u send me sum of ur old wank mags as them u get today are rubbish, all bald as coots if you know what I mean ;)

  149. 149
    Dick the Prick says:

    Genius (not for work at all)

    Derek & Clive

  150. 150
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Who cares about that, how about Lord Falconer LYING on last nights Newsnight that Labour were not deliberately trying to talk out the electoral reform bill. There’s enough video proving that Labour WERE talking about any topic other than the bill in question, to try talking out the bill.

    Sumbag Falconer.

  151. 151
    bandersnatch says:

    I will pass GO and collect my £200.

  152. 152
    The Ghost of Cyril Smith says:

    Lightweights the pair of you.

  153. 153
    The Yanks doth protest too much says:

    No they didn’t want the “Golfer” in the witness box.

  154. 154
    the artful dodger says:

    You’ll have to fly solo now little chick, I can’t teach you anymore.

  155. 155
    Great British Public says:

    - 60,000,000

  156. 156
    Pierced Organ says:

    Gordon did you fuck Sarah in the bog on a 747?.

  157. 157
    in eager anticipation says:

    he he..

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    He is a lickspittle little toady

  159. 159
    Student says:

    how comes those football clubs spent millions on players but Dave told us theres no money left?

  160. 160
    Anonymous says:

    I tried rubbing sum of this fluride paste on my gums as is the practice of sum hip youngsters and it give me a decidedly minty feeling.

  161. 161
    Engineer says:

    It does work – it demonstrates the BBC ‘groupthink’ very clearly.

    Time for Jeremy Hunt to apply the thumbscrews to all those arrogant, troughing BBC managers and journalists – and that’s most of ‘em. See Peter Sissons for details.

  162. 162
    † Gordon Brown says:

    I hope one day to be Mc Vicar

  163. 163
    White city says:

    Surely with that CV he is a shoo in for a job at The BBC !

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Because Socialism thank fuck has not extended to the premier league yet

  165. 165
    Dame Edna Everidge says:

    these cun’ts are giving the bbc a bad name – oops

  166. 166
    Fernando Torres says:

    Windows Phone 7 phones have been suffering from a mysterious data leak which has been gobbling up 3G and driving users insane trying to work out why.

    Microsoft has now admitted that the culprit is none other than right wing political blogger,Guido Fawkes,but assures us that a fix is on its way.

  167. 167
    Engineer says:

    It needs turning down a bit more. Well, quite a lot more, actually.

  168. 168
    Beyond the Crash Gordon says:

    Fiona Philips was the best

  169. 169
    the whole fucking country is living on tick says:

    Good question.

  170. 170
    Great British Public says:

    Sorry i forgot to include Labours overdraft


  171. 171
    Follow up question from last GMTV interview before the election says:

    How is Gordons full time charity work coming along

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    …and who tweaked the autocue?

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Football will shortly experience a financial crisis just wait.

  174. 174
    mariella frostrop says:

    Oh you mean that totally impartial media slag who used to turn up and speak at Labour Party conferences?

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    Gove The Gimp says:

    Typical half sTory apologist. Errr not actual data, only a survey of it members. Also forgot to add – “The survey also showed factory costs rising, raising fears about growing inflation”.

    Also neglected to mention – economists reaction to the CIPS data increased the likelihood of a rise in interest rates in the near future, most likely upward trend to start in Feb.

    Now get back on your knees, apologist, slurp slurp ohhh Gidoen, slurp slurp.

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    Congratulations! says:

    A nearly new Tena lady pisspad is on its way to you.

  177. 177
    solopolis says:

    Cuts? What cuts?
    EU subsidy payment. UP.
    DFID backhanders. UP.
    Taxation. UP.

  178. 178
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Same here.

    Who’d have thought it – “government IT project fails to work”.

  179. 179
    Engineer says:

    Point of order – it wasn’t Dave that said there’s no money left, it was Liam (Baldemort) Byrne, and he rather understated the case. We’re in hock for trillions.

    Where do the premier leage clubs get all the money from? Borrowings, mostly; it’ll catch up with them sooner or later.

  180. 180
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    So Blair was his rent boy then?

  181. 181
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I wouldn’t if I were you, Flouride is nasty shit, avoid.

    “even at levels as low as 1 ppm fluoride in water (Varner 1998). These effects include:

    — reduction in nicotinic acetylcholine receptors;
    — reduction in lipid content;
    — impaired anti-oxidant defense systems;
    — damage to the hippocampus;
    — damage to the purkinje cells;
    — increased uptake of aluminum;
    — formation of beta-amyloid plaques (the classic brain abnormality in Alzheimer’s disease);
    — exacerbation of lesions induced by iodine deficiency; and
    — accumulation of fluoride in the pineal gland.”

  182. 182
    Old dog no tricks says:

    I’m not convinced it was a slip up really !

    Probably said exactly what he was thinking at the time – and I agree with him !

    “the government C*nts’ is perfectly correct whereas ‘the government cuts’ is a fiction as we are spending more than we were this time last year – at the hight of Labours destructive polices to bankrupt the nation !

  183. 183
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Thinking about Fat Jacqui is what is known as a “Reverse Viagra”

  184. 184
    solopolis says:

    Social workers get paid a bonus for every child they take into care kidnap on behalf of the state.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    i disagree. film 2011 now with claudia winkleberry is rubbish. JR knew what he was talking about.

  186. 186
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Brent Crude Oil also hit $100 a barrel – Neo Con blogs and their apologist minions all strangely didn’t pick up on this.

    House prices fell again – Neo Con blogs and their apologist minions all strangely didn’t pick up on this.

    750,000 duped into high tax bracket – Neo Con blogs and their apologist minions all strangely didn’t pick up on this.

    NHS was privatised last night – silence !!!!!

    Whole NHS budget now in the hands of foreign nationals, who employee their spouses as GP practice managers. GP’s the lowest medically trained people in the NHS, now run it.

  187. 187
    Eeu to me says:

    Next thing you will tell us Bristol is now connected via steam train to Birmingham.

  188. 188
    A degree of cynicism says:

    The wealthy Premier League Clbs arePrivate Companies owned by foreign billionaires/oligarchs who have not been affected by the recession and as long as they’ve got mugs willing to pay the ticket prices to watch overpaid,overhyped footballers then they can go on doing it and there’s fuck all you can do about it…

    Incidentally you’ll be pleased to know that when you graduate with your 2.1. in media studies from an ex-poly with £30k plus debt you’ll be lucky if you get a job waiting on tables as there are 80 graduates(inc those with Masters and PhDs) for every partime “McJob” going…another Labour legacy start applying now for unpaid internships er sorry when I said unpaid I meant they don’t pay you ..you pay them to employ you….for 6 months and then you still won’t get a job….still that’s socialism for you and the present bunch of Dave & Co ain’t much better when it comes to knowing how to deal with mass graduate unemeployment


  189. 189
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    About the same as TaT’s groundbreaking, independent political blog.

  190. 190
    solopolis says:

    Windrush Ventures 3 LLP

    Fee for speaking: £25,000
    Cost of room hire: £ n/a
    Cost of furniture hire: £ n/a
    Damage to private jet £6,752,343 (starboard engine eaten by daughter of speaker).
    Hire of postbox to stand in as body double for spouse: £1,250.43

  191. 191
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Anyone noticed how the police never targeted any labour MP’s when searching offices in the HoC?……funny that.

  192. 192
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Labour???? Lying??????

    God forbid.

  193. 193
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Yes – 13 years of mismanagement and a useless Labour government have an awful lot to answer for.

    Pity you’re so blinkered that you can’t see it.

  194. 194
    Eeu to me says:

    After 13 years of Liebour and this lot playing the same tricks,suprised no.

  195. 195
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Crude oil was going up and up and up before the banking crisis.
    After a brief lull due to recession, and a bit of middle-eastern uncertainty, $100 is not a surprise.

    What is anyone supposed to say about that? “oh no, I hate dave, he made oil expensive”. Actually I might. I’ve been at the toothpaste again.

  196. 196
    Super Zuffle says:

    Come and have your bum wiped like a good tat

  197. 197
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Whats Iggy Pop got to do with all this?

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Thats for kids, you should try snorting some listerine

  199. 199
    Harry the Camel says:

    +1 Crystal clear. he would have won his appeal, and wouldn’t that have been embarrasing. Better to get him out of Uk (ie Jockland)

  200. 200
    Harry the Camel says:

    What serious journos ?

    Foe example, which english journo is in the crowd at Cairo ???

    Who asks any hard questions ?

    Answer came there none.

    By the way Guido : I coughed up £100 for the prosecute Jackboots fund: result = no prosecution; and nonstop modding

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    Not a half Tory but a full on Solid Tory wealthy bastard, squeeze the poor more…….love it.

  202. 202
    Harry the Camel says:

    They might have.

    But only the Liebor lot lack the basic intelligence to change their mailbox password from the default.

    Each time someone new complains (eg Crow) they just show how thick they really are.

    This is bound to be modded for the next twelve hours.

  203. 203
    Alexsandr says:

    mebbe they know how to change their voicemail password from ‘0000’

  204. 204
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Nice one, but he carried on undisturbed. Didn’t want to look like Paxo the Punt in front of the Hunters did he?

  205. 205
    Mrs Bercow says:

    Look at me I’m royalty
    Never off your TV
    Tories are shitter, Labour are fitter
    Don’t mess with Sally B

  206. 206
    Cast Iron Cameron says:


  207. 207
    Moley says:

    Which oil Company benefits from Libyan contracts?

    Which oil Company has Mandelson lined up for a seat on the Board?

  208. 208
    tatspotting says:

    you wrote it you schizo nutcase

  209. 209
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Errrrrrrr.. 750,000 being duped into high tax band occurred as a result of Gidders last budget

    The NHS has been handed to GP’s. Dr Singh and his partner Dr Patel will be pleased – their bother in law, and corner shop owner, Mr Gupta can now be employed at their practice no questions asked, 150K to cook the books. Errrrr Cambos doing.

    When oil and petrol prices rose in the past 5 years, it was blamed squarely on Blair and Browns stealth taxes. Today 8 months gone according to the calamitous coalition apologists its still seemingly their fault.

  210. 210
    I love the fact that the moron who posts at 4am is enraged by this government. Keep it up, the rest of us are laughing says:

    Wuv and Yap etc etc

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:


    Someones a little paranoid

  212. 212
    Moley says:

    Lettuce now?

    Are you a vegetarian?

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone but the Dirty Digger, what is he supposed to be started Aussy, Magiie gave him UK citizenship, went to the USA and Reagan made him a US citizen, now where does he pay his taxes that must be his true citizenship.

  214. 214
    Moley says:

    You seriously need to catch up with reality.

    When I go to a Hospital and see a foreign name or a foreign doctor, I feel relief that they will be far better trained than the English ones.

    Foreign Universities do not educate everybody and those privileged to be educated at University have to work very hard.

  215. 215
    E L Whistey says:

    Ah, one of my alter egos

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    Now who would they be, CCHQ?

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Ah you mean the delightful Glenn Beck, trouble you would have look well down into the Great Abyss with a high powered telescope, G B is one of the Dirty Diggers little gems.

  218. 218
    tat a phon says:

    Id second that, notice that he has to use different monikers to try and look like someone agrees with him. He is on his own with his views, but despite making your piss itch he is very funny to laugh and poke fun at :)

  219. 219
    Capa says:

    Althbough he’s still preferable to the dreadful Kirsty Wark.

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    How much do they get?

  221. 221
    A pharmacologist says:

    You’re thinking of bromide. If you’re thinking at all.

  222. 222
    Gordon Brown says:

    Than goodness

  223. 223
    Horny handed son of toil says:

    BBC presenters are more retarded – I mean suffer from learning disabilities more!

  224. 224
    Jones says:

    Guido fawkesneeds to be hung, drawn and quartered.

    then sending back to the irish bog.

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    Not always the case. I spend my time interviewing doctors and I often know more about their subject than they do, even if many foreign doctors are good. Those with a foriegn name may have well been trained in a UK hospital university. But some I wonder if they have been trained at all and some have switched specialisms since they were at a teaching institution.

  226. 226
    Col G Goatwobbler (deceased) says:

    I find smoking the soap better, wrapped in tin foil.

  227. 227
    Bob Hoskins says:

    I’d rather watch a gun toting patriot than the traitorous scum of the Beeb.

  228. 228
    fools gold says:

    excellent blog

  229. 229
    Stephen Fry says:

    Thinking of harriet harman while presenting a tv programme? Not a good idea

  230. 230
    Richard Timney says:

    Imiss watching tv alone it occupied my hands

  231. 231
    Gordon Brown MP PM says:

    Not as good as my POOP and look nursey I did not do in my pants!

  232. 232
    Chris says:

    I hear this everyday on public transport etc, but I dont want to hear it on the television

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