January 31st, 2011

Gloria Gives Chase

Their tension in the House has been noted previously. First it was those passionate gazes held for an extra second across the despatch box in hot and heavy Culture Media and Sport sessions, but it seems Gloria just can’t get enough of Ed Vaizey. While Ed was busy chatting up/to the somewhat hostile MumsNet crowd for their lunchtime web interview, his shadow just couldn’t stay away, wading in with her own questions:

Ed’s reply was short and firm.


181 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    she got reaky eyes!

  2. 3
    Rat's arse says:

    Oh my God!

  3. 4
    Engineer says:

    Was she looking for a long, firm answer?

  4. 5
    Heston Blumenthal says:

    Who’s Gloria de pie romp? She sounds fun

    • 7
      Engineer says:

      The meaty, pastry-faced one with the gravy train.

    • 9
      Anonymous says:

      Typical Liebour shoo-in clone, elected for an area (Liverpool) she knows nothing about (google it).

      • 19
        PD77 says:

        I thought she was a placeman (woman/person?) for Geoff the Hoons old constituency of Ashfield just north of Nottingham?

        • 26
          Anonymous says:

          Apologies – I meant that other clone, Luciana Berger.

          Gloria is the one with the fake northern accent.

          • PD77 says:

            ‘sall right got a little confused myself was just checking thought I was wrong for a minute there ;)

          • BobRoberts says:

            Googled here and it seems she’s stolem SamCam’s horse face – she’ll be wanting that back!

      • 23
        Steve Miliband says:

        Luciana Berger MP -Liverpool
        Ashfield have replaced one Huhne with another

        • 31
          PD77 says:

          Do you think they put Luciana in that constituency because her surname sounds like something you can have for “scran”?

        • 115
          SaltPetre says:

          Scousers would vote for Death – if he was the Labour candidate and promised to kill them all if they voted for him. They are all so stupid. Labour always put up pisspoor candidates there as a result.

      • 55
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Most people are lucky enough not to know anything about ashfield.

        Don’t google it. you’re better off not knowing.

      • 171
        Liverpooll the fastest wheel strippers in the West says:

        What do you mean she knows nothing about Liverpool? All she has to do is go around and say, “I’m your Labour candidate, vote for me”, and they do, in droves. Looks like she knows more than enough.

    • 155
      JohnPrescott, Lord Tudor Manor says:

      Pie romp? That is mine!

  5. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Ed’s reply was short and firm.”

    Fuck off ?

  6. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    Wouldn’t catch me making a tit of myself on Mumsnet.

  7. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Hell hath no fury…

  8. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The suspense is killing me…………..

  9. 20
    Insider says:

    Typo there Fawkes – I hear it should be ‘Gloria Gives Head’.

    • 33
      Spank Sinatra says:

      I think she would have to wear a very large paper sack before she got anywhere near my giblets. I would also require to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act as a pre-requisite. Let’s face it, she has nothing to offer the world of politics other than a series of recycled opinions. Risible at best are her utterances (you may have guessed I’m not her greatest fan).

  10. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good to see the Ann Summers ads here , Thats real totty :-)

  11. 28
    Boris Johnson says:

    Scouses in libraries, thats a fuckin new on on me ROFLMAO

  12. 30
    Nazi Mumsnet says:

    How dare the Coalition cut our tax credit. Now little Hans can’t have his violin lessons. No more broken biscuits due to cuts.

  13. 32
    Sarah needs your advice says:
  14. 34
    Anonymous says:

    O/T – the higher rate tax band is coming down by a grand, but the personal allowance is going up by a grand.

    Does that really drag in 750k people? How?

    • 50
      Mike Hunt says:

      Indeed. I imagine that it assumes pay rises. Maybe in the Public Sector but not in the real world.

      • 52
        Anonymous says:

        Possibly. But then pay rises always have the potential to take people into higher bands. Isn’t that just life?

        Suspect BBC/Liebour mischief making, again.

    • 65
      Old dog no tricks says:

      It’ll also take in people who were close to HRT but took extra paid holiday in lieu of pay rises !
      But I’d guess it won’t do a damn thing for the economy ! So far everything the current tossers have done to try and cut spending has seen another way of spending the savings appear. (Irish Bank bailout, Increase in EU contributions etc etc.)

      • 77
        Anonymous says:

        My point is that reducing the band but increasing the PA should have very little effect – it’ll apply at roughly the same salary.

        The Spectator is speculating that the PA may even increase by another £500.

        I don’t see how 750k extra people will pay 40%.

    • 108
      jgm2 says:

      Towards the bottom of the page….

      As a result of these changes, an individual earning £7,475 a year will pay £275 a year less in income tax and National Insurance.

      Those earning up to about £35,000 a year will also be better off

      Good. Helping the less well off.

      The 750K being brought into the higher tax band will be 750K of the six million public servants marching inexorably up their ‘common pay spine’.

  15. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    she seems a bit of a Bunny Boiler………..

  16. 40
    john in cheshire says:

    Educated but not very bright women. Just like germaine greer. Too many of them in the public gaze. The only woman who is deserving of respect is Margaret Thatcher, my No. 1 hero.

  17. 53
    Border Terrier says:

    Esther McVey, Gloria De Piero has this agreeable young man more notches on the MP bedpost.

    • 105
      Eeu to me says:

      The disappearing MP with high expenses according to the Wirral Globe ?,she deleted her blog and now uses the Wirral NuConned us blog,

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      • 154
        Anonymous says:

        Welcome, space travellers. May I suggest replacing the Microsoft product in your universal translator ?

  19. 57
    Steve Miliband says:

    PFI; how much does the Govt payback each year for swanky new buildings that the electorate think the govt built via wise spending and investment? Or do the councils have to cough up?

    • 68
      MUTCH ADDLOOUH says:

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  20. 58
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Yes, Tory MP Ed Vaizey – wasn’t he the one who bought antique armchairs and furniture for his second home – all on expenses at the behest of the taxpayer

  21. 59
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Can anyone tell me why this pious picture of David Milipede keeps appearing at the bottom of our posts?

  22. 60
    Winston Churchill Said Fascism Would Return As Anti-Fascism. says:

    Both should be fucking shot.

  23. 62
    Yummy says:

    Even though she’s Labour, I would.

  24. 64
    Tugboatden says:

    My kids have got squidgy plastic, alien looking fish ‘novelty’ key rings that have a remarkable similarity to ‘er in the picture’. When you squeeze them very hard, their eyes bulge just like hers. Amazing.

  25. 69
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Evening Standard has Labour council in touching up case.

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919099-leading-labour-councillor-john-friary-is-quizzed-over-child-grooming.do

    Is he one of Hattie’s friends?

  26. 76
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I dont think anyone won the caption contest .

  27. 95
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i will be a Tv remote.

    • 107
      Eeu to me says:

      So no change ,you were always remote,even to visiting towns,the news you had been were always came out a month later.

  28. 103
    Postman Prat says:

    Its Great to be first !

  29. 104
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Maybe Gloria should avail herself of her local library and find a dictionary; at the top of the page it clearly says:-

    “MN WEBCHAT GUIDELINES 1. One question per member plus a follow-up question if appropriate, ie once you’ve had a response.”

    The aforementioned MP has 4 questions in her post.

  30. 106
    Gove The Gimp says:

    What next quarters dire GDP figures going to be blamed on … Egypt I suspect. Oil $100 a barrel today .

    • 133
      MI5 says:

      Of course

      But British governments’ since the 1970s have been blind to the price of oil

      And to its effect on the economy..

      I warned them personally in 1970 of the coming increases and got the brush off…

      Same story since…

      And they have no plan B….

    • 135
      Trolliver Tunapaste says:

      Blame it on the Liebore twats that keep talking down the economy.

  31. 109
    Gordon Brown says:

    this evening i will be creating plasterboard cavities by the use of the head but

  32. 110
    Gordon Brown says:

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    wah

  33. 111
    Ed Balls says:

    Red Ed is not the father.

  34. 112
    Guido Tweet says:

    “Oh dear.. Ed Miliband’s “square” student days unravelling on the blog shortly.”

  35. 116
    Lord Prescott says:

    Who is Gloria de Pieromp? She sounds like my kind of gal.

  36. 117
    Sir William Waad says:

    Who is this Gloriade Pie-Romp?

    Does Baron Prezza of Twojags know about her?

    • 119
      Sir William Waad says:

      Snap

    • 124
      2 shags and 2 jags the Defrocked Baron Prezza of Pies says:

      I have been following her in Paris and on my cruises and around the world…

      But she is not working class like me and Pauline and Tracey and all the others..

      She is a class traitor…

  37. 118
    Bob the Builder says:

    Guido

    Sorry to disturb the Totty Watch

    But does this second rate TV presenter know ANYTHING about CULTURE ?

  38. 122
    MI5 says:

    Guido

    There is a real question of culture happening before our eyes…

    You must take up on the PROFUNDITY of it (of the real pundits like us)

    The Islamic world is exploding and imploding at the same time

    Because of what Francis Fukuyama called the refusal of

    WESTERN SCIENTIFIC THOUGHT…

    This is at the heart of the problem which is going to put us all in the st*ck…

    Any comments ??!

    • 132
      Sir William Waad says:

      We have no defence because we turned away from true religion to the worship of Gaia, devotion to Venus and Priapus and the exaltation of Self.

      • 136
        MI5 says:

        Sir W

        I am actually an OW also !

        But you miss the point…

        Western Scientific Thought was initially held back by the Catholic Church, then unleashed by Protestantism but continued secularly…

        (not to say that morality should be involved)

    • 179
      M*Y*PH*V* says:

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  39. 123

    LMAO Watching ‘Fashion Police’ on E! and Scott Disick’s reaction to Giuliana suggesting he’d ‘do’ Snooki if he was single is priceless!!!

  40. 125
    2 shags and 2 jags the Defrocked Baron Prezza of Pies says:

    Where is my friend Macshame ?

  41. 127
    D Draper says:

    anyone lend me a tenner?

  42. 128
    Sir William Waad says:

    How can anybody be Secretary for Culture and Sport? You might as well be Minister for Chastity and Orgies.

    • 138
      Caligula says:

      I loved them both

      I gave orgies to the Roman people and insisted on chastity from my senators’ daughters…

      Until they were nubile…

      And “Culture” in the UK represents the defeat of thought currently…

      So no contraction there…

  43. 130
    Mr Wuv says:

    Maybe I should paste Cameron’s endorsement of Inconvenient Truth for the billionth time or a video of H*gue and then call anyone who points out I’ve done this a trillion times before a lickspittle.

  44. 134
  45. 141
    Peter Hain says:

    I am orange

    And I amlstill maxing on expenses…

    But it is all off balance sheet now…

  46. 142

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    *** David Cameron has stated he has not ruled out the possibility of move into Europe, but not in this window.***

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    More updates as they come in….

    • 160
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  47. 143
    Toilets Maguire says:

    the Daily Mirror Group never hacked anyone telephone..

    I am virgin as the driven snow…

  48. 147
    The Squeaker in his taxi says:

    I am Archbishop Bercov

    I have my pension for life

    Thanks to Archbishop Mandy

    So f… off all of you normal people…

  49. 148
    Corriere della Sera says:

    Does Gloria have the support of Silvio B ?

    Otherwise she is lost…

  50. 150
    wind up says:

    Can anyone see that Pickles is warned of the toy wind turbine mess he has been left. (<25m)

    It seems that you can build toy turbines anywhere now. Greenbelt, tourist areas, historic areas.

    One idiot owner has just declared his actual generating ability in the local newspaper. It turns out that IF he was paid a reasonable 5p kWh it would take 60 years to pay back!

    He is laughing because he gets 8 times this for his electricity. So his will pay back the capital in 7.5 years.
    Shame the warrantee on the turbine he bought is only 5 years!

    The feedin tariff subsidy he is getting is equivalent to 5800 households paying 5% green surcharge on their elecy bills! So I assume that means you city dwellers are paying for them.

    Latest planning application seems to miss the point entirely and has sited it in a low wind area. (Gov data) The application does not even reference any wind values or surveys at all! Do you get the drift yet. The system is corrupt. Seems you don't have to even make any electricity, they will estimate it!

    If you wanted to make 10% of the UK electricity from these toys, it would mean 12 per km2! That is approximately 300m between them. Every single square km of the UK

    (Please ask him to look at current appeals.)

    • 162
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      • 163
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  51. 158
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  52. 159
    Dame Edna Everidge says:

    I love celebrity

  53. 164

    Gloria De Pie Romp? What sort of a name is that? Is she a friend of that Berlusconi chappy?

    Inquiring minds and all that…

  54. 169
    Johnny two jags says:

    Hang on? Did I read that correctly?

    Gloria de pie romp?

    I’ll fetch the jaguar round love!

  55. 170
    Christy says:

    And what did these tilting at windmills generate during the recent cold spell,I believe it was some enormous figure like 0.1%.
    Absolutely brilliant,will the last person not turn the lights out because they will already be out.
    This is a moneymen/political scam of huge proportions,and we the sheeple are paying for it big time.

    • 175
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  56. 174
    Cynic says:

    Gloria who?


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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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