January 31st, 2011

Gloria Gives Chase

Their tension in the House has been noted previously. First it was those passionate gazes held for an extra second across the despatch box in hot and heavy Culture Media and Sport sessions, but it seems Gloria just can’t get enough of Ed Vaizey. While Ed was busy chatting up/to the somewhat hostile MumsNet crowd for their lunchtime web interview, his shadow just couldn’t stay away, wading in with her own questions:

Ed’s reply was short and firm.


181 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    she got reaky eyes!

  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Freaky

  3. 3
    Rat's arse says:

    Oh my God!

  4. 4
    Engineer says:

    Was she looking for a long, firm answer?

  5. 5
    Heston Blumenthal says:

    Who’s Gloria de pie romp? She sounds fun

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Ed’s reply was short and firm.”

    Fuck off ?

  7. 7
    Engineer says:

    The meaty, pastry-faced one with the gravy train.

  8. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    Wouldn’t catch me making a tit of myself on Mumsnet.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Typical Liebour shoo-in clone, elected for an area (Liverpool) she knows nothing about (google it).

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, don’t tease, Guido/Harry

  11. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Hell hath no fury…

  12. 12
    PD77 says:

    Remind me again what are your favourite biscuits Gordon?

  13. 13
    Evie Lennon says:

    No Gordo, you can make a tit of yourself anywhere.

  14. 14
    PD77 says:

    Suck it and see?

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Given that she has privileged access to question the minister in the HoC, why is she hogging the mums time? Particularly as she has probably asked this question before?

  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    Erm Banana’s?

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The suspense is killing me…………..

  18. 18
    Steve Miliband says:

    Could it be that she is an attention seeking has been?

  19. 19
    PD77 says:

    I thought she was a placeman (woman/person?) for Geoff the Hoons old constituency of Ashfield just north of Nottingham?

  20. 20
    Insider says:

    Typo there Fawkes – I hear it should be ‘Gloria Gives Head’.

  21. 21
    PD77 says:

    You sure?

  22. 22
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Good to see the Ann Summers ads here , Thats real totty :-)

  23. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Luciana Berger MP -Liverpool
    Ashfield have replaced one Huhne with another

  24. 24
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    …..or a Never Was.

  25. 25
    Gordon Brown says:

    No

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Apologies – I meant that other clone, Luciana Berger.

    Gloria is the one with the fake northern accent.

  27. 27
    Ginger rodent says:

    Sit on this?

  28. 28
    Boris Johnson says:

    Scouses in libraries, thats a fuckin new on on me ROFLMAO

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    do you have them in NZ?

  30. 30
    Nazi Mumsnet says:

    How dare the Coalition cut our tax credit. Now little Hans can’t have his violin lessons. No more broken biscuits due to cuts.

  31. 31
    PD77 says:

    Do you think they put Luciana in that constituency because her surname sounds like something you can have for “scran”?

  32. 32
    Sarah needs your advice says:

  33. 33
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I think she would have to wear a very large paper sack before she got anywhere near my giblets. I would also require to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act as a pre-requisite. Let’s face it, she has nothing to offer the world of politics other than a series of recycled opinions. Risible at best are her utterances (you may have guessed I’m not her greatest fan).

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    O/T – the higher rate tax band is coming down by a grand, but the personal allowance is going up by a grand.

    Does that really drag in 750k people? How?

  35. 35
    PD77 says:

    ‘sall right got a little confused myself was just checking thought I was wrong for a minute there ;)

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown says:

    Stick to the contract and nobody gets hurt, right ?

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    munching a rug in between chaptors .

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    she seems a bit of a Bunny Boiler………..

  39. 39
    PD77 says:

    Well they do have computers in them now so……

  40. 40
    john in cheshire says:

    Educated but not very bright women. Just like germaine greer. Too many of them in the public gaze. The only woman who is deserving of respect is Margaret Thatcher, my No. 1 hero.

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    You busy at the ‘charity’, then?

  42. 42
    OOOOOOOH ED BAYBEEEEE says:

    When is Valentine’s Day exactly?

  43. 43
    Vaizey's a hunk in his own eyes says:

    Or just a ‘solution’?

  44. 44
    Andy Gray and Richard Keys says:

    The question is Billy, would you smash it?

  45. 45
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    15 pinter

  46. 46
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Superglue.

  47. 47
    solopolis says:

    Not for long they don’t. They usually end up in CashConverters.

  48. 48
    Evie Lennon says:

    And mine John.

  49. 49

    #SBBackDoor, surely?

  50. 50
    Mike Hunt says:

    Indeed. I imagine that it assumes pay rises. Maybe in the Public Sector but not in the real world.

  51. 51
    PD77 says:

    You don’t live in Ashfield by any chance?

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Possibly. But then pay rises always have the potential to take people into higher bands. Isn’t that just life?

    Suspect BBC/Liebour mischief making, again.

  53. 53
    Border Terrier says:

    Esther McVey, Gloria De Piero has this agreeable young man more notches on the MP bedpost.

  54. 54
    Silvyo Totty says:

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  55. 55
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Most people are lucky enough not to know anything about ashfield.

    Don’t google it. you’re better off not knowing.

  56. 56
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Here’s a tip for you, Sarah. Shut-up.

  57. 57
    Steve Miliband says:

    PFI; how much does the Govt payback each year for swanky new buildings that the electorate think the govt built via wise spending and investment? Or do the councils have to cough up?

  58. 58
    Gove The Gimp says:

    Yes, Tory MP Ed Vaizey – wasn’t he the one who bought antique armchairs and furniture for his second home – all on expenses at the behest of the taxpayer

  59. 59
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Can anyone tell me why this pious picture of David Milipede keeps appearing at the bottom of our posts?

  60. 60
    Winston Churchill Said Fascism Would Return As Anti-Fascism. says:

    Both should be fucking shot.

  61. 61
    Ed Vaizey says:

    Are there no prisons?

    And the workhouses – are they still in operation?

    I help to support the establishments I have named; those who are badly off must go there.

  62. 62
    Yummy says:

    Even though she’s Labour, I would.

  63. 63
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  64. 64
    Tugboatden says:

    My kids have got squidgy plastic, alien looking fish ‘novelty’ key rings that have a remarkable similarity to ‘er in the picture’. When you squeeze them very hard, their eyes bulge just like hers. Amazing.

  65. 65
    Old dog no tricks says:

    It’ll also take in people who were close to HRT but took extra paid holiday in lieu of pay rises !
    But I’d guess it won’t do a damn thing for the economy ! So far everything the current tossers have done to try and cut spending has seen another way of spending the savings appear. (Irish Bank bailout, Increase in EU contributions etc etc.)

  66. 66
    Steve Miliband says:

    According to Mori 41.3% of labour politicians have bug eyes, the most famous being Miliband and Balls

  67. 67
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Perhaps you should get them a hamster?

  68. 68
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  69. 69
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Evening Standard has Labour council in touching up case.

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919099-leading-labour-councillor-john-friary-is-quizzed-over-child-grooming.do

    Is he one of Hattie’s friends?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Not now

  71. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuckin Pervs !!!!

  72. 72
    Evie Lennon says:

    Slap Labour sticker on pig – sorted [if you live in the Midlands, Liverpool, North West and North East].

  73. 73
    Winston Churchill Said Fascism Would Return As Anti-Fascism. says:

    Labour = filthy fucking degenerates.

  74. 74
    Rat's arse says:

    Did he? The bastard!

  75. 75
    PD77 says:

    Looks like he’s wearing one of Paul Daniels old wigs!

  76. 76
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I dont think anyone won the caption contest .

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    My point is that reducing the band but increasing the PA should have very little effect – it’ll apply at roughly the same salary.

    The Spectator is speculating that the PA may even increase by another £500.

    I don’t see how 750k extra people will pay 40%.

  78. 78
    Dick the Prick says:

    That’s a bit harsh. I’d happily clamber on but engage in a campaign of denial.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    As always Billy you get 8/10 for effort but no cigar.

  80. 80
    Mike Hunt says:

    Thanks for the warning!

  81. 81
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    There is always next time ………..

  82. 82
    Joss Taskin says:

    Try gargling with H2SO4 ??

  83. 83
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I did and you’re correct.

  84. 84
    Dick the Prick says:

    Whoa – 15 pints is Jacqui Beerbelly territory; a bit of accounting standards please.

  85. 85
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    She looks like a stalker as well.

  86. 86
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    nag Jaqui is a 25 pinter and a bottle of vodka ………

  87. 87
    They look like Pervs says:

    I wish the Photo caption was true:

    “John Friary, who has been arrested, with Harriet Harman”

  88. 88
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I’d add the ever-gorgeous Joanna Plumley.

  89. 89
    Thought police says:

    Anybody thinking about Miss Del Piero in a sexual context is fired! Please alert your coworkers and families before going on talksport to show contrition.

  90. 90
    wash your hands says:

    He looks like he is groping Harriet.

  91. 91
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    ……..or a gerbil to share?

  92. 92
    Thought police says:

    You’re Fired!

  93. 93
    David Cheater says:

    Scoundrel !!

  94. 94
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Which one is me ??

  95. 95
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today i will be a Tv remote.

  96. 96
    Chris Bryant says:

    Not guilty, darling.

  97. 97
    Dick the Prick says:

    Ah, the cardiac arrest with rigormortis method – no874 in the kama sutra; oft practiced by the socialist.

  98. 98
    tatspotting says:

    Another killer line.

  99. 99
    Engineer says:

    Not in Cheshire. It’s mostly turned blue.

  100. 100
    Dick the Prick says:

    That’s just a mental health issue, though – not a tampering charge. Jack Dromy must be utterly bonkers.

  101. 101
    Harriets tractionless spunkbin says:

    There’s a lot of discrimination where paedophiles are concerned.
    I aim to introduce a bill that will give the freedom to abuse your children.

  102. 102
    tatspotting says:

    Antique? You mean second-hand. Good on the bloke keeping his expenses down by not buying new stuuf.

  103. 103
    Postman Prat says:

    Its Great to be first !

  104. 104
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Maybe Gloria should avail herself of her local library and find a dictionary; at the top of the page it clearly says:-

    “MN WEBCHAT GUIDELINES 1. One question per member plus a follow-up question if appropriate, ie once you’ve had a response.”

    The aforementioned MP has 4 questions in her post.

  105. 105
    Eeu to me says:

    The disappearing MP with high expenses according to the Wirral Globe ?,she deleted her blog and now uses the Wirral NuConned us blog,

  106. 106
    Gove The Gimp says:

    What next quarters dire GDP figures going to be blamed on … Egypt I suspect. Oil $100 a barrel today .

  107. 107
    Eeu to me says:

    So no change ,you were always remote,even to visiting towns,the news you had been were always came out a month later.

  108. 108
    jgm2 says:

    Towards the bottom of the page….

    As a result of these changes, an individual earning £7,475 a year will pay £275 a year less in income tax and National Insurance.

    Those earning up to about £35,000 a year will also be better off

    Good. Helping the less well off.

    The 750K being brought into the higher tax band will be 750K of the six million public servants marching inexorably up their ‘common pay spine’.

  109. 109
    Gordon Brown says:

    this evening i will be creating plasterboard cavities by the use of the head but

  110. 110
    Gordon Brown says:

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    wah

  111. 111
    Ed Balls says:

    Red Ed is not the father.

  112. 112
    Guido Tweet says:

    “Oh dear.. Ed Miliband’s “square” student days unravelling on the blog shortly.”

  113. 113
    Eeu to me says:

    Bit late trying to knock some sense into yourself.

  114. 114
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I think however a melon (for ecstasy) would be in order………

  115. 115
    SaltPetre says:

    Scousers would vote for Death – if he was the Labour candidate and promised to kill them all if they voted for him. They are all so stupid. Labour always put up pisspoor candidates there as a result.

  116. 116
    Lord Prescott says:

    Who is Gloria de Pieromp? She sounds like my kind of gal.

  117. 117
    Sir William Waad says:

    Who is this Gloriade Pie-Romp?

    Does Baron Prezza of Twojags know about her?

  118. 118
    Bob the Builder says:

    Guido

    Sorry to disturb the Totty Watch

    But does this second rate TV presenter know ANYTHING about CULTURE ?

  119. 119
    Sir William Waad says:

    Snap

  120. 120
    Dr Moreau says:

    It’s the frog DNA. I had to fill in the gaps somehow when cloning them.

  121. 121
    SaltPetre says:

    I love Maggie too…I miss the 80s !

  122. 122
    MI5 says:

    Guido

    There is a real question of culture happening before our eyes…

    You must take up on the PROFUNDITY of it (of the real pundits like us)

    The Islamic world is exploding and imploding at the same time

    Because of what Francis Fukuyama called the refusal of

    WESTERN SCIENTIFIC THOUGHT…

    This is at the heart of the problem which is going to put us all in the st*ck…

    Any comments ??!

  123. 123

    LMAO Watching ‘Fashion Police’ on E! and Scott Disick’s reaction to Giuliana suggesting he’d ‘do’ Snooki if he was single is priceless!!!

  124. 124
    2 shags and 2 jags the Defrocked Baron Prezza of Pies says:

    I have been following her in Paris and on my cruises and around the world…

    But she is not working class like me and Pauline and Tracey and all the others..

    She is a class traitor…

  125. 125
    2 shags and 2 jags the Defrocked Baron Prezza of Pies says:

    Where is my friend Macshame ?

  126. 126
    2 shags and 2 jags the Defrocked Baron Prezza of Pies says:

    Sorry, she is a class scrubber…

  127. 127
    D Draper says:

    anyone lend me a tenner?

  128. 128
    Sir William Waad says:

    How can anybody be Secretary for Culture and Sport? You might as well be Minister for Chastity and Orgies.

  129. 129
    Harriets hit and run victim says:

    Me too!

  130. 130
    Mr Wuv says:

    Maybe I should paste Cameron’s endorsement of Inconvenient Truth for the billionth time or a video of H*gue and then call anyone who points out I’ve done this a trillion times before a lickspittle.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Looks a little ratlikeex OldSadE to me…

  132. 132
    Sir William Waad says:

    We have no defence because we turned away from true religion to the worship of Gaia, devotion to Venus and Priapus and the exaltation of Self.

  133. 133
    MI5 says:

    Of course

    But British governments’ since the 1970s have been blind to the price of oil

    And to its effect on the economy..

    I warned them personally in 1970 of the coming increases and got the brush off…

    Same story since…

    And they have no plan B….

  134. 134
  135. 135
    Trolliver Tunapaste says:

    Blame it on the Liebore twats that keep talking down the economy.

  136. 136
    MI5 says:

    Sir W

    I am actually an OW also !

    But you miss the point…

    Western Scientific Thought was initially held back by the Catholic Church, then unleashed by Protestantism but continued secularly…

    (not to say that morality should be involved)

  137. 137
    Richard Keys says:

    I’d smash it.

  138. 138
    Caligula says:

    I loved them both

    I gave orgies to the Roman people and insisted on chastity from my senators’ daughters…

    Until they were nubile…

    And “Culture” in the UK represents the defeat of thought currently…

    So no contraction there…

  139. 139
    Caligula says:

    Are her tits real ?

  140. 140
    Badger Brown says:

    In rehab I think

  141. 141
    Peter Hain says:

    I am orange

    And I amlstill maxing on expenses…

    But it is all off balance sheet now…

  142. 142

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  143. 143
    Toilets Maguire says:

    the Daily Mirror Group never hacked anyone telephone..

    I am virgin as the driven snow…

  144. 144

    Could have been worse. Could have used reptile DNA instead of amphibian.

  145. 145
    Toilets Maguire says:

    Jack Dromey is a member of Unite

    So of course he out of his fucking head

  146. 146
    Dr Spock says:

    And for gays to adopt abused chidren

    That will sort them out…l

  147. 147
    The Squeaker in his taxi says:

    I am Archbishop Bercov

    I have my pension for life

    Thanks to Archbishop Mandy

    So f… off all of you normal people…

  148. 148
    Corriere della Sera says:

    Does Gloria have the support of Silvio B ?

    Otherwise she is lost…

  149. 149
    The other dishwasher says:

    Ask dishwasher Dolly…

  150. 150
    wind up says:

    Can anyone see that Pickles is warned of the toy wind turbine mess he has been left. (<25m)

    It seems that you can build toy turbines anywhere now. Greenbelt, tourist areas, historic areas.

    One idiot owner has just declared his actual generating ability in the local newspaper. It turns out that IF he was paid a reasonable 5p kWh it would take 60 years to pay back!

    He is laughing because he gets 8 times this for his electricity. So his will pay back the capital in 7.5 years.
    Shame the warrantee on the turbine he bought is only 5 years!

    The feedin tariff subsidy he is getting is equivalent to 5800 households paying 5% green surcharge on their elecy bills! So I assume that means you city dwellers are paying for them.

    Latest planning application seems to miss the point entirely and has sited it in a low wind area. (Gov data) The application does not even reference any wind values or surveys at all! Do you get the drift yet. The system is corrupt. Seems you don't have to even make any electricity, they will estimate it!

    If you wanted to make 10% of the UK electricity from these toys, it would mean 12 per km2! That is approximately 300m between them. Every single square km of the UK

    (Please ask him to look at current appeals.)

  151. 151
    Georgeous George says:

    Rea is a place in Lombardy, Italy Ky is ahem

    so she could have ReaKy iis

  152. 152
    pos says:

    LOL!!

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    As virginal as Mandelslimes gaped ringpiece.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Welcome, space travellers. May I suggest replacing the Microsoft product in your universal translator ?

  155. 155
    JohnPrescott, Lord Tudor Manor says:

    Pie romp? That is mine!

  156. 156
    Dr Moreau says:

    I tried using monkey jizz to form a Chris Bryant but as you can see it went disasterly wrong.

  157. 157
    John Prescott, Lord Tudor Manor says:

    Not even Jacqui five bellies husband wants to smash it!

  158. 158
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  159. 159
    Dame Edna Everidge says:

    I love celebrity

  160. 160
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  161. 161
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    Who says your last big story was years ago ?

  162. 162
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    FOUR DA APHFREAKHANSZ

    DA KIT INKOLLOODS DA OUHWIND PROPHELLHA & DA KOGU PLUGU

    DA KOGUOUHWHEEL DRYVES DA AELEQKTRYQK KOPPA KOIYLE MOTOR

    IN DA MIDDL OV DA PROP

    AND DA WYRE WURQKXS DA RECIPROCAL MOTOR

    IN DA PHFFRRHYYDDGJYERR8*OR ON DA GURAOUWND

    THREW A NERO ZERO LOSS TRANSZMISSCHAN AEQKAYSZXYHAN

    EGGM#

    *

    ASTA

  163. 163
    OUHWINDA INDA OUILLOWS says:

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    THAY HAV WUN DAT KAN WHEURRKQU DA OUARTA OUWHEEL AZ OUHWHELLO

    IN DA PYPELYNE

    *

    ASTA

  164. 164

    Gloria De Pie Romp? What sort of a name is that? Is she a friend of that Berlusconi chappy?

    Inquiring minds and all that…

  165. 165
    Richard Keys says:

    I’d smash it!

  166. 166
    Kelvin Mckenzie says:

    I fucking hate scousers.

  167. 167
    Randy Mandy says:

    Just suck a cock in between sessions. It really gets the saliva going.

  168. 168
    Fred Goodwin says:

    Here have a million!

  169. 169
    Johnny two jags says:

    Hang on? Did I read that correctly?

    Gloria de pie romp?

    I’ll fetch the jaguar round love!

  170. 170
    Christy says:

    And what did these tilting at windmills generate during the recent cold spell,I believe it was some enormous figure like 0.1%.
    Absolutely brilliant,will the last person not turn the lights out because they will already be out.
    This is a moneymen/political scam of huge proportions,and we the sheeple are paying for it big time.

  171. 171
    Liverpooll the fastest wheel strippers in the West says:

    What do you mean she knows nothing about Liverpool? All she has to do is go around and say, “I’m your Labour candidate, vote for me”, and they do, in droves. Looks like she knows more than enough.

  172. 172
    Luciana "Fur" Berger says:

    Remind me who Bill Shankly is again

  173. 173
    PUBLYQK KAN C HERR says:

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    GULORRAEA

    KAN C

    http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2011/01/27/palin-takes-a-swing-at-obamas-state-of-the-union-address/tab/comments/#comment-722870

    Silvyo Hotti Sez

    ALASKAHAN FOUR BEEGUINHEURRES

    FURST TAYKQUE DA DHEAP BREFF, MON BONNy,

    WILE DA KHAMMHERRERR HAM ROLLS HIZ *Y*BAWLS

    AND TOLL DA TITSUKKHERR TWO BHAKQUECOUGH

    ORE ELLSZzzzzzzzzzz

    & SMYLE FOUR DA BUOYS

    & THEN STHART TORKQUYNG

    OUHYYDD WUN HAND ORE DA UDDHERR

    AND STOP TRYING KNOT TWO SHOW OPHFF

    MON OUAM BAMB BEANA

    *

    ASTA

  174. 174
    Cynic says:

    Gloria who?

  175. 175
    MHAKQUHARTEA O STEEPHILL says:

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    PHYVE LUQKEY STARSZ FOUR INUENTSHAN, MON SHAGU BRUTIN

    PHFFHRHOMME OUI DA OUEEPL

    ST8*SCLYDE

    *

    ASTA

  176. 176
    Silvio Barelhooousstonyovsconyclone says:

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    GULWHORRAEA DELA SPAYERO PAIRO

    KNOW DA GURL

    *

    ASTA

  177. 177
    POLLySQKRYPTOLLyDHAIDDGJYESSTIR says:

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    AWLREDDy IS BANKQURUPT KURRANTSCZSEA

    *

    ASTA

  178. 178
    ASZ#HISSZ says:

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    DA GR8* TWO B FULL

    *

    ASTA

  179. 179
    M*Y*PH*V* says:

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    SUKKHERR

    GHAEDEAUX KNOWS NUPHFFHING ABAOUWT KULTCHYEURRL

    ORE SIGHENTRYYPPFFHYK MATTASZ

    SEW YORE PLEA IS MISSPLAICED

    *

    ASTA

  180. 180
    BobRoberts says:

    Googled here and it seems she’s stolem SamCam’s horse face – she’ll be wanting that back!

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    I think I like her. Many years ago I lost my virginity under the North Pier in Blackpool…and the girl’s name was Gloria !!!

    It was indeed a Gloria de Pier Romp. Oh the memories.


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