Their tension in the House has been noted previously. First it was those passionate gazes held for an extra second across the despatch box in hot and heavy Culture Media and Sport sessions, but it seems Gloria just can’t get enough of Ed Vaizey. While Ed was busy chatting up/to the somewhat hostile MumsNet crowd for their lunchtime web interview, his shadow just couldn’t stay away, wading in with her own questions:
Ed’s reply was short and firm.
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
she got reaky eyes!
Freaky
Given that she has privileged access to question the minister in the HoC, why is she hogging the mums time? Particularly as she has probably asked this question before?
Could it be that she is an attention seeking has been?
…..or a Never Was.
Who says your last big story was years ago ?
When is Valentine’s Day exactly?
Slap Labour sticker on pig – sorted [if you live in the Midlands, Liverpool, North West and North East].
Not in Cheshire. It’s mostly turned blue.
Anybody thinking about Miss Del Piero in a sexual context is fired! Please alert your coworkers and families before going on talksport to show contrition.
Not guilty, darling.
I’d smash it!
Rea is a place in Lombardy, Italy Ky is ahem
so she could have ReaKy iis
I think I like her. Many years ago I lost my virginity under the North Pier in Blackpool…and the girl’s name was Gloria !!!
It was indeed a Gloria de Pier Romp. Oh the memories.
Oh my God!
Was she looking for a long, firm answer?
Or just a ‘solution’?
Who’s Gloria de pie romp? She sounds fun
The meaty, pastry-faced one with the gravy train.
Typical Liebour shoo-in clone, elected for an area (Liverpool) she knows nothing about (google it).
I thought she was a placeman (woman/person?) for Geoff the Hoons old constituency of Ashfield just north of Nottingham?
Apologies – I meant that other clone, Luciana Berger.
Gloria is the one with the fake northern accent.
‘sall right got a little confused myself was just checking thought I was wrong for a minute there
Googled here and it seems she’s stolem SamCam’s horse face – she’ll be wanting that back!
Luciana Berger MP -Liverpool
Ashfield have replaced one Huhne with another
Do you think they put Luciana in that constituency because her surname sounds like something you can have for “scran”?
Scousers would vote for Death – if he was the Labour candidate and promised to kill them all if they voted for him. They are all so stupid. Labour always put up pisspoor candidates there as a result.
I fucking hate scousers.
Most people are lucky enough not to know anything about ashfield.
Don’t google it. you’re better off not knowing.
Thanks for the warning!
I did and you’re correct.
What do you mean she knows nothing about Liverpool? All she has to do is go around and say, “I’m your Labour candidate, vote for me”, and they do, in droves. Looks like she knows more than enough.
Remind me who Bill Shankly is again
Pie romp? That is mine!
“Ed’s reply was short and firm.”
Fuck off ?
Yeah, don’t tease, Guido/Harry
Suck it and see?
Sit on this?
Wouldn’t catch me making a tit of myself on Mumsnet.
Remind me again what are your favourite biscuits Gordon?
Erm Banana’s?
You sure?
No
No Gordo, you can make a tit of yourself anywhere.
Hell hath no fury…
The suspense is killing me…………..
Typo there Fawkes – I hear it should be ‘Gloria Gives Head’.
I think she would have to wear a very large paper sack before she got anywhere near my giblets. I would also require to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act as a pre-requisite. Let’s face it, she has nothing to offer the world of politics other than a series of recycled opinions. Risible at best are her utterances (you may have guessed I’m not her greatest fan).
You don’t live in Ashfield by any chance?
That’s a bit harsh. I’d happily clamber on but engage in a campaign of denial.
Good to see the Ann Summers ads here , Thats real totty
do you have them in NZ?
Another killer line.
Scouses in libraries, thats a fuckin new on on me ROFLMAO
Well they do have computers in them now so……
Not for long they don’t. They usually end up in CashConverters.
You’re Fired!
How dare the Coalition cut our tax credit. Now little Hans can’t have his violin lessons. No more broken biscuits due to cuts.
Stick to the contract and nobody gets hurt, right ?
munching a rug in between chaptors .
LOL!!
You busy at the ‘charity’, then?
Superglue.
#SBBackDoor, surely?
Here’s a tip for you, Sarah. Shut-up.
Try gargling with H2SO4 ??
Just suck a cock in between sessions. It really gets the saliva going.
O/T – the higher rate tax band is coming down by a grand, but the personal allowance is going up by a grand.
Does that really drag in 750k people? How?
Indeed. I imagine that it assumes pay rises. Maybe in the Public Sector but not in the real world.
Possibly. But then pay rises always have the potential to take people into higher bands. Isn’t that just life?
Suspect BBC/Liebour mischief making, again.
It’ll also take in people who were close to HRT but took extra paid holiday in lieu of pay rises !
But I’d guess it won’t do a damn thing for the economy ! So far everything the current tossers have done to try and cut spending has seen another way of spending the savings appear. (Irish Bank bailout, Increase in EU contributions etc etc.)
My point is that reducing the band but increasing the PA should have very little effect – it’ll apply at roughly the same salary.
The Spectator is speculating that the PA may even increase by another £500.
I don’t see how 750k extra people will pay 40%.
Towards the bottom of the page….
As a result of these changes, an individual earning £7,475 a year will pay £275 a year less in income tax and National Insurance.
Those earning up to about £35,000 a year will also be better off
Good. Helping the less well off.
The 750K being brought into the higher tax band will be 750K of the six million public servants marching inexorably up their ‘common pay spine’.
she seems a bit of a Bunny Boiler………..
The question is Billy, would you smash it?
15 pinter
Whoa – 15 pints is Jacqui Beerbelly territory; a bit of accounting standards please.
nag Jaqui is a 25 pinter and a bottle of vodka ………
Ah, the cardiac arrest with rigormortis method – no874 in the kama sutra; oft practiced by the socialist.
She looks like a stalker as well.
Not even Jacqui five bellies husband wants to smash it!
Educated but not very bright women. Just like germaine greer. Too many of them in the public gaze. The only woman who is deserving of respect is Margaret Thatcher, my No. 1 hero.
And mine John.
I’d add the ever-gorgeous Joanna Plumley.
I love Maggie too…I miss the 80s !
Esther McVey, Gloria De Piero has this agreeable young man more notches on the MP bedpost.
The disappearing MP with high expenses according to the Wirral Globe ?,she deleted her blog and now uses the Wirral NuConned us blog,
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Welcome, space travellers. May I suggest replacing the Microsoft product in your universal translator ?
PFI; how much does the Govt payback each year for swanky new buildings that the electorate think the govt built via wise spending and investment? Or do the councils have to cough up?
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Yes, Tory MP Ed Vaizey – wasn’t he the one who bought antique armchairs and furniture for his second home – all on expenses at the behest of the taxpayer
Are there no prisons?
And the workhouses – are they still in operation?
I help to support the establishments I have named; those who are badly off must go there.
Did he? The bastard!
Scoundrel !!
Antique? You mean second-hand. Good on the bloke keeping his expenses down by not buying new stuuf.
Can anyone tell me why this pious picture of David Milipede keeps appearing at the bottom of our posts?
Looks a little
ratlikeex OldSadE to me…Both should be fucking shot.
Even though she’s Labour, I would.
My kids have got squidgy plastic, alien looking fish ‘novelty’ key rings that have a remarkable similarity to ‘er in the picture’. When you squeeze them very hard, their eyes bulge just like hers. Amazing.
According to Mori 41.3% of labour politicians have bug eyes, the most famous being Miliband and Balls
It’s the frog DNA. I had to fill in the gaps somehow when cloning them.
Could have been worse. Could have used reptile DNA instead of amphibian.
I tried using monkey jizz to form a Chris Bryant but as you can see it went disasterly wrong.
Perhaps you should get them a hamster?
……..or a gerbil to share?
I think however a melon (for ecstasy) would be in order………
Evening Standard has Labour council in touching up case.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23919099-leading-labour-councillor-john-friary-is-quizzed-over-child-grooming.do
Is he one of Hattie’s friends?
Not now
Fuckin Pervs !!!!
Labour = filthy fucking degenerates.
Looks like he’s wearing one of Paul Daniels old wigs!
I wish the Photo caption was true:
“John Friary, who has been arrested, with Harriet Harman”
He looks like he is groping Harriet.
That’s just a mental health issue, though – not a tampering charge. Jack Dromy must be utterly bonkers.
Jack Dromey is a member of Unite
So of course he out of his fucking head
Which one is me ??
Me too!
There’s a lot of discrimination where paedophiles are concerned.
I aim to introduce a bill that will give the freedom to abuse your children.
And for gays to adopt abused chidren
That will sort them out…l
I dont think anyone won the caption contest .
As always Billy you get 8/10 for effort but no cigar.
There is always next time ………..
Today i will be a Tv remote.
So no change ,you were always remote,even to visiting towns,the news you had been were always came out a month later.
Its Great to be first !
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Maybe Gloria should avail herself of her local library and find a dictionary; at the top of the page it clearly says:-
“MN WEBCHAT GUIDELINES 1. One question per member plus a follow-up question if appropriate, ie once you’ve had a response.”
The aforementioned MP has 4 questions in her post.
What next quarters dire GDP figures going to be blamed on … Egypt I suspect. Oil $100 a barrel today .
Of course
But British governments’ since the 1970s have been blind to the price of oil
And to its effect on the economy..
I warned them personally in 1970 of the coming increases and got the brush off…
Same story since…
And they have no plan B….
Blame it on the Liebore twats that keep talking down the economy.
this evening i will be creating plasterboard cavities by the use of the head but
Bit late trying to knock some sense into yourself.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wah
Red Ed is not the father.
“Oh dear.. Ed Miliband’s “square” student days unravelling on the blog shortly.”
Who is Gloria de Pieromp? She sounds like my kind of gal.
Who is this Gloriade Pie-Romp?
Does Baron Prezza of Twojags know about her?
Snap
I have been following her in Paris and on my cruises and around the world…
But she is not working class like me and Pauline and Tracey and all the others..
She is a class traitor…
Sorry, she is a class scrubber…
Guido
Sorry to disturb the Totty Watch
But does this second rate TV presenter know ANYTHING about CULTURE ?
Guido
There is a real question of culture happening before our eyes…
You must take up on the PROFUNDITY of it (of the real pundits like us)
The Islamic world is exploding and imploding at the same time
Because of what Francis Fukuyama called the refusal of
WESTERN SCIENTIFIC THOUGHT…
This is at the heart of the problem which is going to put us all in the st*ck…
Any comments ??!
We have no defence because we turned away from true religion to the worship of Gaia, devotion to Venus and Priapus and the exaltation of Self.
Sir W
I am actually an OW also !
But you miss the point…
Western Scientific Thought was initially held back by the Catholic Church, then unleashed by Protestantism but continued secularly…
(not to say that morality should be involved)
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LMAO Watching ‘Fashion Police’ on E! and Scott Disick’s reaction to Giuliana suggesting he’d ‘do’ Snooki if he was single is priceless!!!
Where is my friend Macshame ?
In rehab I think
anyone lend me a tenner?
Here have a million!
How can anybody be Secretary for Culture and Sport? You might as well be Minister for Chastity and Orgies.
I loved them both
I gave orgies to the Roman people and insisted on chastity from my senators’ daughters…
Until they were nubile…
And “Culture” in the UK represents the defeat of thought currently…
So no contraction there…
Maybe I should paste Cameron’s endorsement of Inconvenient Truth for the billionth time or a video of H*gue and then call anyone who points out I’ve done this a trillion times before a lickspittle.
I’d smash it.
Are her tits real ?
Ask dishwasher Dolly…
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And I amlstill maxing on expenses…
But it is all off balance sheet now…
*** more on the transfer window ***
John Bercow definitely going to the reds on a free transfer. He agreed personal terms some years ago.
*** Reds have had a record £90 million bid for Real UN’s top performer, Tony Blair turned down.
Blair’s agent, Cherie, said the offer was derisory. Blair himself wants to ensure he remains playing on the world, rather than local stage. ***
*** David Laws ending loan to Torquay and returning to the Blues. But not until the summer transfer window..****
*** Gordon Brown’s application to be the new Andy Grey is ‘under consideration’***
*** Vince Cable remains transfer listed but so far no offers from blues or reds. Still has a niggling foot injury from when he put it into his mouth. ***
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the Daily Mirror Group never hacked anyone telephone..
I am virgin as the driven snow…
As virginal as Mandelslimes gaped ringpiece.
I am Archbishop Bercov
I have my pension for life
Thanks to Archbishop Mandy
So f… off all of you normal people…
Does Gloria have the support of Silvio B ?
Otherwise she is lost…
Can anyone see that Pickles is warned of the toy wind turbine mess he has been left. (<25m)
It seems that you can build toy turbines anywhere now. Greenbelt, tourist areas, historic areas.
One idiot owner has just declared his actual generating ability in the local newspaper. It turns out that IF he was paid a reasonable 5p kWh it would take 60 years to pay back!
He is laughing because he gets 8 times this for his electricity. So his will pay back the capital in 7.5 years.
Shame the warrantee on the turbine he bought is only 5 years!
The feedin tariff subsidy he is getting is equivalent to 5800 households paying 5% green surcharge on their elecy bills! So I assume that means you city dwellers are paying for them.
Latest planning application seems to miss the point entirely and has sited it in a low wind area. (Gov data) The application does not even reference any wind values or surveys at all! Do you get the drift yet. The system is corrupt. Seems you don't have to even make any electricity, they will estimate it!
If you wanted to make 10% of the UK electricity from these toys, it would mean 12 per km2! That is approximately 300m between them. Every single square km of the UK
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Gloria De Pie Romp? What sort of a name is that? Is she a friend of that Berlusconi chappy?
Inquiring minds and all that…
Hang on? Did I read that correctly?
Gloria de pie romp?
I’ll fetch the jaguar round love!
And what did these tilting at windmills generate during the recent cold spell,I believe it was some enormous figure like 0.1%.
Absolutely brilliant,will the last person not turn the lights out because they will already be out.
This is a moneymen/political scam of huge proportions,and we the sheeple are paying for it big time.
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