Disaster Dave v Jonah Brown
Imitation is the highest form of flattery, so Guido was highly amused to see the Daily Mirror attempt to steal his Curse of Jonah meme and apply it to “Disaster Dave”. While the fact that Cameron saying good luck to the Scottish not British “star” Andy Murray, off-form Lewis Hamilton and the England World Cup team did coincide with losses, it’s odd the Mirror couldn’t work the England cricket team, who Cameron wrote to before they departed for down south, into their story.
Cameron may well yet bring down planes from the sky, floods, fire and a banking meltdown, but until then there will be only one Jonah…
He wished the Cricket team well and we retained the ashes , Not as bad as Gordon ………..yet!
They’re trying to steal the ‘deficit denier’ meme too.
It must be hurting them.
Don’t forget me!
And I’ve had sex with lots and lots of women, honestly
Today I am mostly being a small yellow roll of insulating tape
Your turn today. I’m fed up with being inserted where the sun doesn’t shine.
You’ll go where your told you small furry booger, ba goom!
“where you’re told”
Still wrapped up in yourself and as usual full of bile.
I think you’ll find you’re in the tiny minority of socialists that haven’t used Steph Flanders as their emissions receptacle, Nick.
Just like the tiny minority of conservatives that haven’t used Mad Nads as their emissions receptacle.
Haven’t you got to check the toilets for signs of smoking and blockages at this time McBride?
I can name several: Iain Dale, Nigel Evans, Michael Fabricant, Edward Heath, Stephen Milligan, the list is endless.
Milligan begin again
Yap! Yap! Yap!
You see that thieving pikey over there? That’s Maguire that is.
When you’ve got no talent as in Magiure’s case, thievery is all that’s left.
Why man he’s from Sheels man. Why aye he is. A fookin SANDANSAH !
And the last time we won in Austrailia was under a Tory Goverment in 1986/87.
New Zealand beat Australia in 1986 ?
Will he win at Wimbledon?
http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.com/
We can but hope not. Although you never know. Federer might get knocked out by Nadal in one half of the draw. Nadal is an injury waiting to happen.
Erm – slightly picky point of order – the England Cricket team haven’t gone ‘down south’, that would be Sussex. They’ve gone a bit further than that (and before anybody says it, I don’t mean the Isle of Wight.)
Is that the England Cricket XI with three South African players – including our, sorry, a captain – and an Oirishman thrown into the mix? Where have our national values gone?
Actully its 4 , Trott , KP , Strauss, and Prior all born in SA .
And the Australian cricket team is eleven abbos I suppose?
11 Australians including the guy of Pakistani origins
Symonds is a Pom
Cameron should write to the Mirror and wish them well in the future.
You clearly have not understood. The curse has nothing to do with Cameron its been patented by Jonah. Now if he went to open some new Mirror offices…
In the interests of balance, the Mirror should have pointed out that the at the 2007 World Cup, the England team had to cope with Jonah in the same stadium
I saved the world! Yes, me! Only me! I did! There’s only one Gordon Brown! I saved the world and the British economy!
I sent a good luck card to Hosni Mubarak.
Hosni’s NCD Party is, of course, like the Labour Party, a member of the Socialist International.
Congratulations to a fellow fighter for working class rights.
That is why the current labour party’s approach to what is happening in Egypt amounts to yet another blank piece of paper.
People were doing the Curse of Cameron long before the mirror just as people were doing the curse of Brown long before you Fawkes.
Ooh get you big boy!
Maybe Dave’s just useless at everything – a mediocre Jonah at best.
I’ll see my replacement reimburses you well for all the slavish Cameron Spin you’ve been doing lately GF.
When “Dave” does a gurnfest youtube vid that looks more like an out-take from The Office than a Prime Ministerial communication then I’ll buy into the Mirror’s attempt to create a meme.
Until then I’ll remind myself that it’s a paper aimed at the fag end of Labour’s client state legumes and trust that the Cameroons not worry about it.
tat tat a duuuur tat tat atat taaaat duuuurrr tat
Wuv
nutter
Can we have the Hague one. For balance. It’s been days.
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Toilets? Is that you?
Do you like my yacht? Good isn’t it? Vote Labour.
I did not break any laws.
Hello Bob. Your turn again? Another day already? These days pass so quickly don’t you find?
Does anyone with more than one brain cell still read the Mirror?
YESH!
In a nutshell, no.
Nobody ‘reads’ the Mirror. They look at the pictures.
Right first time Billy. Nobody reads The Mirror…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/10/november-abcs-daily-star
Headline circulation: 1,177,629
Month-on-month change: -3.08%
Year-on-year change: -6.54%
The mirror is looked at by people who are even too stupid to read the sun.
Guido , Will you be annouceing the winner of the Caption Comp today ?
( Has fingers and toes crossed:-) )
This sort of desperate appeal will only put your name to the bottom of the pile, Billy.
Awww bless, let him win for once Fawkes.
I don’t believe in superstition. (touches wood)
[thats a knob joke by the way]
In less important political news, Cameron is going to have to step in personally in the House of Lords row to ensure Nick get’s his AV vote and stays Lib Dem Leader for a bit longer.
…And to get through the important bit. The end of the gerrymandering of constituency boundaries under new Labour.
meh.
Boundary changes costs the Lib dems far more in seats than Labour and is a net seat gain of only about 10 for the Tories. Hardly the revolution promised, but that’s the point.
Dave promised the right in his Party the earth to get the AV vote and when they see it’s another damp squib they will just have to lump it like yet another Euro bailout.
Is that an extra 10 out of 650 seats or 10 out of 600 seats? Ie a ‘swing’ of 20 seats out of 600?
I’m betting those disappearing 50 seats will be heavily Labour too to address their built-in gerrymandering.
Oh dear. How sad.
A possible 10 out of the whole new 600 with the boundary changes IF the vote percentage for the Tories remained the same it was in May last year.
Sadly for a toryboy lickspittle you it won’t be and Dave will be lucky to get even that paltry 10, of which the Lib Dems have lost far more seats than Labour while almost all the rest remain unchanged.
you sound like one of the right wing mugs sold a pup by Cast Iron Cameron.
Oh dear! How sad.
Surely the aim of any bondary changes should be to do away with safe seats and force MPs to listen to their constituents rather than the Whips !
the Only reason CMD is cutting down on the number of seats is so that he can threaten back benchers with not getting selected (by him) in the next election.
As with everything – look for the devil when it comes from a politician or a ‘tax payer funded pressure group’.
Is that an extra 10 out of 650 seats or 10 out of 600 seats? Ie a ‘swing’ of 20 seats out of 600?
I’m b*t*ing those disappearing 50 seats will be heavily Labour too to address their built-in gerrymandering.
Oh dear. How sad.
It would be a net gain of about 40 seats actually based on equal allocation of votes.
It won’t be the end of Labour gerrymandering. Just a temporary correction. The little tinkers will be at it again at the earliest opportunity.
a temporary correction at the expense of mostly Lib Dem seats
that was the quid pro quo for getting AV through
Slightly messier than that. Lots of ‘unintended consequences’ going on, but then politics is a dirty business.
Cleggy and his boys and girls were promising the removal of 100 or more seats so Cam was pushing at an open door.
Not really a surprise. If the ex-Commons yobbos introduce uncouth practices like fillibustering to the quiet contemplative calm of their Lordships’ House, then they can’t be too surprised if similarly uncouth measures such as guillotines are deployed to counter their feral ways.
That said, Lord Strathclyde may have mixed feelings about this. It’s rumoured that he enjoys a biy of filly-bustering.
If Labour’s over-promoted thugs in the Lords are holding up the show then AV has to be a good thing.
Yes to AV is currently leading in the polls
Bad luck for Guido’s chums in the No camp
Aren’t Labour in the ‘No’ camp too?
I know it was in their manifesto but so it was in 1997 and their first act on getting a 200 or 300 seat majority was to renege on that.
In their Manifesto ? Like no plans to raise VAT or pledging a Lisbon referendum ? Cast Iron didn’t renege on those did he ? Oh that’s right! He did.
Lisbon Referendum? In the manifesto? Wasn’t that Labour? Weren’t they the ones in government?
Which makes Dave is as bad as Brown for lying about it.
The way it works is you put your policies in a manifesto. If you win you’re expected to carry through those policies. So, Labour promised a referendum in 2005 and won, with a majority ,and reneged on the referendum. The Tories were defeated. The voters rejected their manifesto and so they don’t get to determine policy. They did however vote for a referendum as promised. Unlike Labour. And the Liberals.
I’m sure it’s jolly amusing and diverting for Labour HQ to say Dave reneged on a Lisbon referendum but the fact is that it was Labour and the Liberals who reneged.
As you well know.
‘No plans to raise VAT’ is a soundbite not a policy. If it was a policy it would be in the manifesto as ‘We will not raise VAT’
“‘No plans to raise VAT’”
That is something all parties stated before the election as a way of not making any actual commitment to not raise VAT.
It meant that all three main parties were actually inclined to raise VAT, even labour who have flat out lied about their own plans ever since.
British soldiers have died in Afghanistan as a result of Miliprat’s unwelcome visit to the troops.
Not going to work is it?
Gordon Brown is in a class of his own for f*ckuppery.
who was he again ?
The man who put the ‘denial’ in ‘deficit’.
Like Cameron and Osborne did when they pledged to match his spending?
A pledge they’re keeping I fear.
He was in a popular comedy act in the mid 90′s. Originally two hairdresser, ‘Tony & Gay’ hit the big time after appearing as a warm up act for John Smith in 1994.
Tony was the funny one. he had the best lines and a winning smile. Gordon was the straight one. In a comedy sense at least.
Catchphrases included ‘Esdukation, ejducation, edukaskin’ and I’m a pretty dodgy kinda guy.” Tony’s most famous line was ‘The people’s ”
He used it for everything. “People’s post office.’ ‘People’s power shower.’ ‘People’s structural deficit.’
Gordon had good lines too.
“0%” he shouted when anything vaguely money related came up in a sketch.
“You’re a bit bigotty, old lady”
“I blame Sue..She’s American”
and
“I was elected by a majority..A majority of one..Me!”
Tony became a successful stand-up, touring all the big cities. He has a permanent at the UN in Las Vegas.
I heard Gordon was in casualty for a bit. whether that was as an actor or for self harm was not reported.
Excellent work Bill.
Mr Quango, you are quite brilliant!
for an unfunny retard
Mirror readers are thick aren’t they?
like windowlickers
It’s great for my seven year old, he just loves football and celebs spalttered all over the front page.
FFS, what a rag.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/
you can get him to teach you the big words one day
says the thick daily mirror reader.
you linked it fuckwit
Andy Murray comes across as an arrogant, spoilt, scowling petulant little prick…who never wins anything! But he was like that when Jonah was in charge, so I can’t blame Cameron.
The Jonah curse is everlasting – once he wished someone luck, that’s their career over.
and the public never stops talking about him these days
like me
They may not be talking about the reclusive McRuin, but by God they all remember the dipshit.
The only original idea the Daily Mirror had was when they used Insider dealing and faked news stories to cheat their readers out of their money. Still, seeing as Captain Bob ripped of the Mirrorpensioners…
Then, of course, there were the faked soldier torture pictures.
The Daily Mirror. Hardly a paper of record, is it?
Didn’t they have the Fake Sheik extracting information by deception, as well?
Oh yeah. Cap’n Bob. Plundered the Mirror pensioners and bought himself a yacht and a helicopter and left them penniless. I used to feel sorry for them until I remembered that they (and their successors) were the ones who were cheering Brown on while he plundered everybody else’s pension.
Karma man.
+1
annony, you have hit on the main reason why I refuse to watch Morgan’s new love fest with inconsequential celebs on the telly.
Could be worse he could be English !
If you want an Englishman who hates England as much as Murray then it would have to be Jack Straw. I don’t suppose he’s much good at tennis either though.
He is not that good at numbers either!
You must also remember that David Cameron from beyond the sperm wished Nazi Germany good luck!
I bumped into Dave at a party once…..
you’re thinking of Guido
hence the nonstop spin for Dave ever since
AFAIC politicians who have photo-ops or publicly wish sportsmen/teams good luck are hostages to fortune.
Besides which, do they really think that the public thinks that they enhance their own popularity by doing so?
The name says it all!
Wasnt he the bloke that leaked stuff to Daimian Green ?
No. He used to take a leak with William Hague.
Do the link. Do the link. The link. The link.
It’s been days.
I reckon she could still make a few quid on punternet.
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Political correctness!
You have all forgotten how the curse works – once damned by Jonah you are perpetually damned – did Jonah not wish Murray luck in the past? Did Jonah not (through gritted teeth) wish England well? Dave on so many levels is trying to mend the evil done by Jonah.
PS – are we still paying for Jonah not to turn up in Parliament whilst he makes money elsewhere?
are we still paying for Jonah not to turn up in Parliament whilst he makes money elsewhere?
Need you ask? Although he’s not making much money elsewhere. Him being shit and all.
British jobs for British workers was one of his greatest curses.
Two x post 95s? We’ve fucked the internet. Result.
See. The very mention of the J name and even numbers become meaningless
Numbers? Meaningless? You’re telling us?
Numbers are not our strong point
Well, spending is much more fun than counting isn’t it?
surely there must be a minimum appearance rule or something ? who do we complain to? bercow?
I wish Billy Bowden the best of luck with the caption contest.
This thread had a hell of a lot of postings between 12pm and 1.30 ish. I can only assume that it was the bankers’ lunch hour.
To be fair, most of what Cameron touches has turned to sh1t.
He barely scraped into power against the most despised incumbent PM in living memory.
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Dave’s as wet as a box of slugs but as far as jinxing is concerned, he’s got a long way to go before he is anything like the Calamatous Caledonian Konk Picker.
Occasional fun is to be had when stopping off to read the bear baiting on Maguire’s blog. The Left is so full of contradictions the idiots fall for it every time someone posts a reasoned response.