January 23rd, 2011

Bob Crow Even Gets Up His Own Nose


  1. 1
    WHAT A SC00P! says:

    Conservative Lords leader accused of affair with single mother

    A married Conservative Cabinet minister was last night accused of having an affair with a penniless former socialite who came to him for help in a dispute over child maintenance.

  2. 2
    Jon Cravens says:

    Picking their noses and arseholes in public….proof Marxisms turns you into
    a dirty cu’nt

    And you can quote me on that you poofs

  3. 3
    Dr Harold Shipman says:

    Mr Crow is looking a little peaky, he may require some medicine

  4. 4
    Jon Cravens says:

    Penniless ores make for great fucks

  5. 5
    john in cheshre says:

    In my youth, I recall we used to refer to bogeys as crows.

  6. 6
    Lords for Sale says:

    Lord Strathclyde isn’t that penniless.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    are you retarded?

  8. 8
    Andy Coulson says:

    And we didn’t even have to hack his phone for this amazing earthshattering story.
    Not that I ever knew anything about that. Why are all those policemen heading this way?

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    Why wasn’t my mobile hacked by the News Of The World? ‘ll have you know that I was a very important MP.

  10. 10
    IT'S OVER says:

    It ain’t over “til the Sundays are published.

  11. 11
    3000 numbers says:

    You must be the only one then.

    Poor old Rupert and all those settlements.


  12. 12
    Scoop says:

    I see the Sundays are full of Stories about Al Johnson shagging a civil servant.

    So, why did he resign then?

  13. 13
    John Ward says:

    Knockout headline and shot.
    Bogeymen bogeymen everywhere
    and not a place to hide.

    Rebekah Brooks, David Cameron, Ed Miliband, Rupert Murdoch, Andy Hayman and the lad isself Andy Coolcustomer….all baked up in a big snot pie.


  14. 14
    Little Dot says:

    It must be galling for Gordon to realise the Prezza was considered more important than he was by the NOTW.

  15. 15
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Oh Guido! Caribbean, not carribean

  16. 16
    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

    I have the runs today, stand well clear

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    Who wil wipe Dave's bottom now that Andy has gone ? says:

    I’m sure he’s as gutted as Cameron to see Coulson go.

  18. 18
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    One to your side.

  19. 19
    David Cameron says:

    Today i will be looking for Andy to manage the married Tory Lord’s affair story.

    Where’s he gone ???

  20. 20
    Next time think before you type says:

    I’m not on Labour or the Tories side so keep your partisan simpletons view of politics to yourself.

    But I do enjoy watching pompous arseholes making a complete cun’t of themself. As do most people.

  21. 21
    Gordon says:

    Today I have been mostly supporting England’s one-day cricket team

  22. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be waiting for a great job offer. Probably with the World Bank. Something really important with a big pay-cheque.


  23. 23
    Rail commuterperson says:

    Snot funny.

  24. 24
    tee hee hee says:

    BUM! plop plop BUM!

  25. 25
    PS says:

    So now we can add crows bogies to our vocabulary along with crows feet, crows nest, stone the crows etc.

    En passant aren’t crows’ bogies whay rail carriages ride on?

  26. 26
    Pedant says:

    socialite, noun, someone who mixes with people of high social status.

    So if she’s getting porked by a Lord, she’s not a former socialite.

  27. 27
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Pick…lick….roll ‘n flick.

  28. 28
    BOB CROW says:


  29. 29
    bbitgu says:

    Bob Crow is a wanker.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    According to you Coulson was a liabilty. He’s gone now, that should make you happy you miserab;e bastard.

  31. 31
    Ampers says:

    He has a good sense of direction to find his nose as his head is usually buried up his arse.

  32. 32
    GOrdON says:

    Bob, did you eat your bogey? Yum yum.

  33. 33
    call me Dave says:

    Today i have been crying like a little girl over Andy Coulson quitting.

  34. 34
    Hilton 1 Coulson 0 says:

    Dave begged him to stay so he doesn’t think he’s a liability and nor do all his little minions. Wait till you see the twat that replaces him if you thought Coulson was bad

  35. 35
    Awwww... Dave's little doggies are all sad.. cheer up doggies and remember.. says:

    Let sunshine win the day!

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    Dead Tree Press Aggregator - Still looking for a sc00p, any sc00p ? please ? says:

    Westminster is buzzing with rumours about Hilton, Coulson and Cameron yet this is the best you could recycle from the papers ?
    This has been a week you’ll want to forget. Toecurling stuff.

  37. 37
    yes, they really are this retarded says:




  38. 38
    the more the merrier says:

    Your comment is much appreciated retard.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Still not happy? Awww bless, cheer up you’ve got an appointment for an enema tomorrow, and it might be that cute little blonde nurse Steve that you’ve had your red, beady eye on.

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    Snottus Eatosaurus - a thick union bogey munching dinosaur says:

    Another snot gobbling wanker who wants to fuck up the country.

  41. 41
    Joe Gormley's Grandson says:

    cause you never kept a phone intact long enough for anyone to leave a message….

  42. 42

    You love it, why else would you keep coming back?

  43. 43
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Bob Crow is following in the footsteps of all great Union Leaders. They start life living in a small house and running a large union and end up in a large house running a small union. Like all union leaders he hasn’t recognised the fact that in the medium to long term there is no recorded examples of trade unions creating or saving jobs.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Wife made you sleep on the sofa then?

  45. 45
    Ancient mariner says:

    Way back when, this verse was pick, roll, flick, goal.
    Them was the days..

  46. 46
    Plumbing the depths says:

    It’s not just your phone that needs a tap then?

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