January 20th, 2011

Campbell vs Boulton Round III

The weekday lunchtime Boulton & Co news show has started this week, it has a lot of that U.S. style presenters walking around talking to each other stuff, news, interviews and a bit of chat. So far it has had no fireworks. The first reactions suggest that it could do with a bit more pace and excitement. That is what the producers must have in mind bringing Alastair onto the show with Adam this afternoon. Will it kick off again?

Will Adam miss the open-goal presented by Campbell now finally admitting he was behind thepsychologically flawed line about Brown that he denied over and over again. Will Adam hold him to account over his lying?


  1. 1
    Fony blair says:

    Sky set

  2. 2
    Fony blair says:

    I hope Alastair tells Adam what to think!

  3. 3
    Chris says:

    Nope, there aren’t many better performers than the lying smug git. He won’t be caught out & that will wind Boulton up again

  4. 4
    Kay Burlesqueonni says:

    My Media Mafia will jump like a BungaBunga harlot on these two sick Pavolov’s dogs !

  5. 5
    St Blair of God says:

    I hope Bad Al takes his pipes and Boulton shoves them up his arse whilst trampling him and bellowing like a bull.

  6. 6
    Voice of Treason says:


  7. 7
    Impartial Observer says:

    Well, I like Alastair Campbell and I don’t dislike Adam Boulton. But, which one is best? There’s only one way to find out! Fight!!!

  8. 8
    The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

    If you purchase me book, I will personally read the first three chapters, like wot JK O’Rawlings does.

    Btw Who has the biggest anus?
    Lady Sarah of Browns, Kate Garroways, or Anji Huntress?

  9. 9
    Jon Cravens says:

    The most senior of Mandarins say Labour lost control of spending in several departments.

    In other breaking news, Bears shit in wooded areas, and a Pope confirms he is a cafflick

  10. 10
    Derek Drooper says:

    Kate shits through the eye of a needle, so count her out you mental

  11. 11
    John Ward says:

    If the digger ever gets hold of the Blair File, Adam should be quids in. And if Ali ever gets hold of the Coulson file…then Dave will be squits out.
    Ever wondered why Merv wants a bit of inflation in the mix and some nice uncertainty to raise gilt yields?
    Have a read of the Bank of England’s pension fund strategy…


  12. 12
    Blagger says:

    “I like”


  13. 13
    Jon Cravens says:

    Oh I fucken love it, John Hirst is on Five cu’nt at the moment talking about the uuuman rights of prisoners.

    The norfern cu’nt BBC presenter hasn’t asked him about the uuman rights of the old lady he took an axe to, cu’nnnnnnnt

  14. 14
    Dooooooonn yooo telll mee whhaaatt to dooooo !!yooo izz maaaa besssst friend so you isss Bleeurgh!! says:

    Will Boulton be pissed again ?

  15. 15
  16. 16
    Granny says:

    Campbell knows exactly how to wind up Boulton.

    Boulton had the facts and ‘right’ on his side and his points were well made yet that evil but clever Campbell had him spluttering and frothing at the mouth – Campbell is without principal – a thug for hire- he would have been a gun slinger in the old wild west for sale to the highest bidder.

    Blair would be, and probably was, putty in his hands

  17. 17
    Cherie Blair QVC says:


    Labour shits on the dumb

  18. 18
    Cherie Blair QVC says:

    I likes is pornography though, gets me gash all sopping

  19. 19
    arsssssh says:

    Both links go to the same piece. Where does he admit it?

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Hardly a fair fight. Campbell is sharp, connected and accomplished. Boulton is as thick as pigshit.

  21. 21
    AC1 says:

    The word “Several” is now a synonym for “everything except defence”?

  22. 22
    smoggie says:

    Is dat you Mr Campbell ? ;p

  23. 23
    Miss Tit by a mile says:

    Dear Kay,
    I see you also read HG’s output. Interesting stuff over there.

  24. 24
  25. 25
    NotaSheep says:

    Yes but I cannot believe that he has been found out as a liar; he always seemed so trustworthy…

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Boulton’s also “hysterically queenly and psychotically aggressive”.

  27. 27
    Postlethwaite says:


  28. 28
    Postlethwaite says:

    the digger? Wikileaks?

    It would be good to put the war criminal Blair stuff in the public domain . . . along with the Kelly hit team instructions . . .

  29. 29
    Jon Snot. says:

    Al. Just a reminder about your medication.

  30. 30

    I would pay £1000 to see Boulton kick Campbell square in the nuts….

    ….I’d pay a further £500 to see Boulton cock-slap Campbell as he laid in agony on the floor.

  31. 31
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

    When the hell are we gonna get a proper Tory party?


    This is the kind of PC shite you’d expect from the Labour Scum.

  32. 32
    Eeu to me says:

    I thought it was just a cat fight between two left wing but media lovies,so nothing to see,if they want a real fight send them out to Afghanistan

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    cambell will wipe the floor with boulton. an extremely unpleasant piece of work

  34. 34
    jgm2 says:

    It’s easy to wind people up.

    The way to do it (wind Campbell up) is not to ask him questions but simply do as he (Campbell) does. So Boulton simply states a simple fact (say) ‘Labour destroyed the economy’. Immediately Campbell will start off with some diversionary BS. At which point you cut him off and then state another fact (say) ‘And your lies contributed directly to the death of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi men women and children. And Dr Kelly.’

    Repeat until Campbell starts spitting teeth and foaming at the mouth.

    Dead easy.


  35. 35
    Cherie Blair QVC says:

    Listen to what the Mandarin said, anus

    He said ‘defence’ and others

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:

    I thought, in this context, it meant ‘particularly defence’. What is it – 35bn quid of unfunded spending commitments including 5bn for votes in Kirkcaldy?

  37. 37
    Eeu to me says:

    With 30,000 kids tainted with the same word in their records by PC teachers who certainly have no idea what kids use in day to day speech and the ex pm shite Brown used on that woman then what do you expect from the these out of touch politician’s ,they’re so far up each other’s arses they haven’t seen daylight for years and is just grist for the mill by the meja.

  38. 38
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Well I had to look that up to be sure. £500 ? I mean, it would be amusing but I wouldn’t want to encourage old men to get their old men out on live TV.

  39. 39
    jgm2 says:

    Whereas, no doubt, the Muslim dinner table conversation is replete with gratitude and thanks to the indigenous British population for the great opportunities for self-improvement and the education, health-care and benefits they shower upon them compared to the life they left behind in P.K.St*n, Somalia, Sudan, Algeria, Bangle-Dash and the rest of them.


    It’ll be full of thanks all right. Thanking Alan Akb*r for providing them with 60 million dolts to fleece, shag and murder at leisure.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    so you like the killer of David Kelly? the pimp who helped bliar go to an illegal war killing civilians and solders alike That says a lot about you

  41. 41
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Breaking news sky reporting a 32 year old man has been arrested in conection with Joanna Yeates murder !

  42. 42
    JUST SAYING says:

    i recon it’s someone she worked with

  43. 43
    JUST SAYING says:

    Resignation imminent ?
    i thought not !

  44. 44
    JUST SAYING says:

    he wouldn’t have lasted five minutes in the wild west
    several thousand people would have shot him in the back !

  45. 45
    JUST SAYING says:

    Which one Cherie ?
    the one between your legs
    or the one you married ?

  46. 46
    Vietghanistan says:

    After all that, thank goodness we aren’t still ploughing Billions into unwinnable quagmires, now that wonderful man Cameron has saved us all.

  47. 47
    Joss Taskin says:

    Shades of the Thought Police ??

    A recent study estimated there are now around 2.9 million Muslims in Britain, up from 1.6 million in 2001. http://bit.ly/flQLxX

    So no-one can express their opinion if it includes the slightest uneasiness about the speed of isl@mification of this Country since 1997 ?

    Will Baroness Warsi be wiring us all up for sound in her “ongoing battle against bigotry” ??

  48. 48
    windowlicker central says:

    some TWAT on here thought it might have been a woman

  49. 49
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    24 hour news addiction?

    Wait 12 hours for some facts. Rather than some speculation from some shivering TV journo standing about, somewhere vaguely connected to the story. ( A yates’ wine lodge perhaps?)

  50. 50
    David Cameron says:

    “Nick Griffin is a Ghastly Piece of Filth”

  51. 51
    City of Vice says:

    O/T I know but would someone at Tory Party HQ please tell that annoying Baroness Warsi woman to put a sock in it. Muslim this, Muslim that – her one track whingeing is like a stuck record. She’s rapidly becoming the Tory incarnation of Yasmin Ali-baba Brown…

  52. 52
    Steve Miliband says:

    Heard Lorry Penny v Shaun Bailey on five liars last night.

    She really is obnoxious with the shrillest of shrill voices; not suited to radio. Bailey was good.

  53. 53
    Alan Johnson says:

    Is that good or bad?

  54. 54
    David Camoron says:

    Look, it’s worth it. The present totally corrupt Afghan government has made real progress – they’ve legalised rape, for instance – and the Taliban are in talks to return to power in most of the areas where they’re not already in power.


  55. 55
  56. 56
  57. 57
    Eric Cartman says:

    That is so gay

  58. 58
    British Citizen says:


    Baroness Warsi will caution that Islamophobia is seen as normal and acceptable at dinner parties.
    Easy to see that she does not go to those of the sexist Harriet Hatmman

  59. 59
    An imam from Luton says:

    Who let her out of the house without a male relative? The common whore!

    Why is the whore not wearing a burka??

    And while we’re at it, let’s stone her parents for sending her to school.

  60. 60
    Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:


    I like the cut of your jib sir! Im actually gonna cut-n-paste this for use on Delingpoles blogs (attributing to you of course) as it puts succinctly thoughts I aws having myself. Might make a slight edit to get around moderators…

  61. 61
    Postie says:

    79.35% Adam?

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Campbell is an irrelevance.
    Who gives a shit what he has to say anymore?

  63. 63
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    LIE No, 10,467,982: ‘We don’t ‘do’ religion’.

  64. 64
    Tom Baldwin says:

    I give you Gordon Brown


    Gordon Brown Interview on The Late Late Show 2010 Part 2

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    It’s whatever Ned Balls tells you it is Alan.

  66. 66
    jgm2 says:

    No thanks. It’s all I can bear to read of his idiocies. Seeing him in action is simply too much.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    She has a face for a Burka

  68. 68
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Perhaps Boulton could provoke him into losing it, so that the swine isn’t on Question Time tonight.

    Isn’t it odd that the msm want to help him promote his book, when he was employed to set the agenda for them, and to avoid ridiculous questions about the behaviour of Blair, Brown and the other Hoons in the Last Labour Government.

    (Just for the window lickers, the capital words are used to denote that Miliband’s Unite Party won’t have power, again).

  69. 69
    Mike Hunt says:

    Link ??

  70. 70
    MI5 says:


    Adam Bouton should invite Sir Shyte Whyte to “lamp” Alky All the Professional Liar…

    Much more amusing…

  71. 71
    Bogus Baroness says:

    Terrorism, ‘honour’ killings, racial attacks, gang rapes on children…

    I would have thought Baroness Warsi would have had plenty of stuff to deal with in her own community without slagging off the rest of us.

    But there again, ethnic minorities don’t do self-criticism. That’s only for white folk.

  72. 72
    Bullseye says:

    Boulton should just take a gun and be done with the lying, alky, prozac loving scumbag. No jury would ever convict him!

  73. 73
    jgm2 says:

    A Norfolk jury might.

  74. 74
    Dead Tree Press and associated Media Scum says:

    But, but what about the caretaker I mean he was just so weird and taught in a public school and worst of all refused to speak to the media after giving Police a statement which means he’s clearly shifty and guilty as sin , come on what will this mean for trial by television and we’ve got deadlines and a rolling news agenda which makes it ok to make things up innit!

  75. 75
    Gordon Brown says:

    i’m going back to my roots

  76. 76
    Backwoodsman says:

    First recorded incidence of a labour spin doctor telling the truth.

  77. 77
    Tapestry says:

    The Pope used his Christmas message to inform the world at large that child rape is normal. This brings him into line with current EU thinking.



  78. 78
    Backwoodsman says:

    …and the bbc

  79. 79
    Gonk says:

    And he had unusual hair. Stands to reason dunnit.
    Wouldn’t play ball at all

  80. 80
    Bessie says:

    I’ll only watch this if it’s the best of three falls or submissions or, indeed a knockout!

    I could swing for both of them with my handbag, media bollocks

  81. 81
    Labour apologist, not 'Anonymous' for this comment says:

    I’m not a Labour Spin doctor. I just value my anonimity. Neither do I use a whole array of pseudonyms to be a Labour apologist..

    Certainly not.

  82. 82
    tolpuddle martyr says:

    Campbell is nothing more than a pantomime villain crossed with a media whore.

  83. 83
    Eeu to me says:

    Hopefully the roots are under a tree especially one with a deep tap root.

  84. 84
    Odyssey says:

    To the place of my birth
    Back down to earth

    Ain’t talkin’ ’bout no roots in the land
    Talkin’ ’bout the roots in the man

  85. 85
    jgm2 says:

    Poor old Islam.

    But let’s not talk about that. Let’s talk about how you Westerner’s don’t treat us with the respect we know we deserve. Because God told us so. No arguments on that or we will kill you. Because God told us to. Because he is merciful (comma) kind. Because he said so.

  86. 86
    Nursie says:

    Leave those roots alone, Gordon, and eat your dinner like a good boy…

  87. 87
    Eeu to me says:

    Good job Nell’s not around to see your comment,prepare for handbags a dawn.

  88. 88
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Campbell’s a past master at escaping with one bound. What are the chances that Campbell demanded a “No psychologically flawed” clause before agreeing to appear?

  89. 89

    It reminds me of a trology of great boxing contests. Aturo Gati and Mickey Ward slugged it out on three occasions… The third never live up to expectations.

  90. 90

    *A Trilogy of course!

  91. 91
    Eeu to me says:

    It’s all about making religion suit the moment,the problem is the handbook is 1400 years out of date and being in a country that was free for all peoples to live,to making it a country just like the shitholes they came from because they can as they have been made are untouchables by pc turds.

  92. 92
    Hugh Janus says:

    Hear hear! If we never saw him or heard of him again it would be too soon.

  93. 93
    bbitgu says:

    Campball needs hanging !

  94. 94
    Anonymus says:

    remember over 10 years ago?
    Most of us didn’t know the difference between them and the hindus or sihks, and it didn’t make much of a difference anyway.

    Seen the news last week in Tunisia? Load of angry axe wielding people, and hardly a beard in sight.

    Do you really think they’re all the same from morroco(*) to indonesia?

    (* BungaBunga!)

  95. 95
    Invite a Musser for Dinner says:

    Here you go again, Adam Boulton and Sky News…..NO ONE WATCHES SKY ( FOX ) NEWS.

    SKY main news at morning lunch and evening time attracts less than 100,000 viewers. Adam Light weight Boulton’s programme has less than 50,000 viewers.

    Campbell Versus Boulton …Oh please no contest.

  96. 96
    Desperate Dan says:

    Poor old Campbell can’t move on. He’s stuck in a nightmarish Groundhog Day forever reliving the past and those six short years when he was a somebody. He can’t come to terms with his fall from grace and his life as a nobody (outside the confines of the BBC) and is doomed to spend the rest of his days hawking himself round TV and radio studios flogging his latest book:”My Life as the Most Important Person in the Labour Government”.

  97. 97
    Alistair Campbell says:

    Tony always did exactly what I told him to do and the whole government revolved round me, me, me,me,me,me,me,me.

  98. 98
    Invite a Warsi for Dinner says:

    …and from what I hear, and have always heard, Boulton will most likely be doing a “Charles Kennedy”. Boulton is a notorious gargle fiend.

    And a talentless journalist to boot

  99. 99
    bbitgu says:

    Fox news is quite good , Glen Beck was spot on last night about progressives trying to ban speech , They fuckin wrong uns !

  100. 100
    Alistair Campbell says:

    Tony Blair was nothing without me,me,me,me,me,me,me.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    See the comments on this article on AOL.com, no doubt similar on all other forums.
    She is getting a good kicking…………some body should tell call me Dave quick.

  102. 102
    Biz says:

    I hope there is a proper toe- to -toe punch up on Sky News today. My money is on Boulton with the weight advantage and the fact he has the whole country willing him to knock Alistair Campbell’s teeth out.

  103. 103
    Alistair Campbell says:

    I don’t know how to do the washing-up or make a cup of tea. Aren’t I very clever. The only important person in our house is me, me, me, me, me,me,me,me,me.

  104. 104
    Woeful Warsi says:

    ohhhhhhh Shaun Bailey. Is he back on the scene. Has the charity commission completed its investigation into his dodgy charity…. I think we should be told.

  105. 105
    Alistair Campbell says:

    George Bush is my best friend. I’m best friends with all the important people in the world. They all want my advice – Gordon Brown, Peter Mandelson , Ed Miliband. Have I told you what my friend Nicholas Sarkozy said when he met me, me, me, me, me, me.

  106. 106
    Engineer says:

    Blimey, Al. That’s the first factual statement you’ve made in years.

  107. 107
    Steve Miliband says:

    He should go on the Piers fucking Morgan show – they deserve each other

  108. 108

    Beck is a mormon, Billy. Do you know what they believe, i’ts very interesting – as well as fucking absurd.

    Have a look at mormonism Billy, i won’t provide a link, check it out yourself……

  109. 109
    Alistair Campbell says:

    The Iraq War was a generous gift from Me and Tony to the people of Britain and the ungrateful scum threw it back in our faces. One day people will realise Tony’s greatness. They will also recognise that the country is lucky to have an important and very interesting person like me, me, me, me, me, me. (I never do housework you know. Because I’m very clever)

  110. 110
    David Camermong says:

    And I STILL support the Iraq war.

  111. 111
    Government u-turn would still give 21,000 prisoners vote says:

    A Government u-turn on prisoners’ rights could leave child pornography inmates free to vote but ban dangerous dr*vers from doing so.


  112. 112

    If you click my name I am running a competition for politician of 2010. You are welcome to place your votes.

  113. 113
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I still an MP? I read on mumsnet that Debbie Abrahams was elected as an MP for Oldpork and cycleseatworth. Was that where I was working hard, doing the right thing for my constit uencies?

  114. 114
    bbitgu says:

    Dave SHOULD tell the EU to fuck right off, But he wont ……

  115. 115
    EdMiliband says:

    I have just had mine posted to you (x 1020)

  116. 116
    Engineer says:

    Baroness Warsi is wrong to think thak anti-Muslim feeling is the only permitted bigotry. The rural community are regularly subject to stupidity from the so-called intelligensia over their pastimes and occupations – hunting (even Bliar admitted that they got that badly wrong), oppressive gun laws aimed at making much necessary rural work impossible, farmers paid to be park-keepers and expected to welcome any idiot with a badly-trained pooch onto their land during lambing. Anybody who knows North Wales knows that there is a minority of bigots determined to ruin any business run by an English person, and display appalling bigotry toward anybody speaking English. There’s quite a bit of anti-Scottish bigotry on this blog, often enough.

    Oh, no, Warsi; Britain is full of bigotries, your complaints are just one among many.

  117. 117
    Alistair Campbell says:

    People are so in awe of me and my great powers of communication that they don’t dare to ring me. My phone stays silent for days because they know I have to keep it free in case Tony needs me, me, me, me, me, me.

  118. 118
    mormon morons love banning things. like this. LOL! says:

  119. 119
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Today I will be having strong words with the Lords and they will do as I tell them.


  120. 120
    Biz says:

    I thought Boulton was quite *refreshed* also. maybe that is why Sky have him on Sunday morning and weekday lunchtime shift. Teatime broadcasting can be tricky.

  121. 121
    Alistair Campbell says:

    Have I told you about my friends Bill Clinton and George Bush? Tony thought they wanted to speak to him but he was wrong. They only had time for me, me, me, me, me, me.

  122. 122
    Reds Under The Bed says:

    Who gives a flying fuck what Campbell thinks about anything?

    He’s yesterday’s man.

    As his alter ego Malcolm Tucker said when he was on the way out in the last series of The Thick Of It:

    “I used to be the fucking Pharaoh. Now I’m fucking floundering in a fucking Nile of shit.”

    By the way – anyone heard anything about a new series of TTOI? Can’t wait to see how they handle the election and Coalition Govt.

  123. 123

    If you select “name/url” then type in your name and post, it will work fine

  124. 124
    Desperate Dan says:

    Sky enjoys a very discerning class of viewer. The BBC only broadcasts to people on benefits.

  125. 125

    if you select name/url and then type your name & post it should work fine

  126. 126
    Hair on a G-string says:

    And not forgetting that his favourite poet wrote a shedload of crap poems about death… and is herself now dead…

  127. 127
    Occupational Hazzard says:

    All the journos were in the pubs as chaos reigned and no-one knew who was in coalition with who.

    The difference is most of the TV talking heads knew they would be updating every 20 minutes so weren’t laying into the sauce like Boulton was.

    His ruddy cheeked ranting and swaying are pure bar-room hilarity.

  128. 128
    goto100 says:

    Boulton is a loathsome little prick and an empty suit – no substance whatsoever.

    Campbell is also odious, but at least there is an “idea” there – something tangible.

    Campbell could scramble the somewhat hysterical and embarrassing Boulton at will. Boulton reminds me a little of an over-excited old codger, getting self-righteous about fuck knows what and soiling himself in the process. That might actually be worth seeing on live tv.

  129. 129
    Alexsandr says:

    how come the equality commission isnt jumping up and down on that one?

    Sorry, silly question.

  130. 130
    Alexsandr says:

    there isnt a ‘none of the above’ category

  131. 131
    Dr David says:

    For all his faults- and I agree there are quite a few- let’s not forget that Piers Morgan edited the only British newspaper to take a proper stand against a war that Campbell promoted.
    No matter how many piss-poor articles and books he writes, or programmes he appears on,for the rest of his life Campbell will forever be known as the man behind the 45 minute WMD claim. His children will grow up knowing that fact about their father and that’s what his obits will focus on.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    For all his bullying bluster, after their last on-air argument Campbell went running to Sky to complain about Boulton.

  133. 133
    Kenny Dalglish says:

    Can someone tell me who won here?

    Have I missed anything?

    Did anyone die or were they just bloodied and a wee bit messed up?

    Well …… ???

  134. 134
    Tell it like it really is says:

    + 10 (jgm)

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Boulton is not left wing. He all-but-instructed his viewers to vote tory.

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    You mean he should turn the gun on himself, right? Hopefully no jury would need to get involved.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Boulton needs poisoning slowly.

  138. 138
    Chris says:

    They are both entertaining when on together but I always think AC wins hands down

  139. 139

    yeah he is pretty awesome.

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