Balls’ SpAd Outed Alan Johnson’s “Personal Reasons”
Alan Johnson’s suspected affair with a civil servant was widely rumoured around Westminster, it was the reason that people believed that he had not run for leader. The story was never stood up by the papers.
This evening Guido sources are pointing the finger at Alex Belardinelli, Special Adviser to Ed Balls, as the person who has been making inquiries into Alan Johnson’s private life. Shadow Cabinet sources say they believe the Sunday Times has the story and Ed Miliband himself believes that Ed Balls’ people have had a hand in the story getting out. Balls chose his moment well, a series of gaffes by Alan Johnson had left him politically weakened. Yet still Miliband rewarded him with the prize he craved…
UPDATE 22 Jan : Lots of people in the comments saying this story is proven duff by the Mail’s story about the wife and the copper. Don’t be so sure – they’re not mutually exclusive stories…
Maybe we can rid of Balls now too. A 2 for 1 job lot. What an utterly loathsome front bench labour have.
Would have been better if Balls rather Wee Dougie Alexander was Shadow Foreign Secretary.
It would be better if you fucked-off to Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Planes leaves throughout the day. Thanks for visiting us. Bye.
No let him off Bollocks.
What do you mean, let him off bollocks? He can’t depart for Saudi and leave his bollocks here, can he?
Balls is a loathsome scum bag – why don’t they prosecute him for the expenses he double claimed with his misses.
Today I will be mostly feeling… extremely smug
The same “sources” that made you think Robert Peston was going to be Miliband’s Political advisor ?
Riiiiiiiiiight.
Tell us about Mrs. J
“Alan Johnson’s suspected affair with a civil servant was widely rumoured around Westminster, it was the reason that people believed that he had not run for leader. The story was kept out of the papers – until now.”
Alan Johnson quit frontline politics after his wife was alleged to have had an affair with his police bodyguard
Breaking News::: Coulson Resigns!!!
I wonder if the police have finally managed to uncover some evidence? Or has his missus been shagging around too?
Good day to bury bad news? If it is bad news about the tories, the BBC will NEVER let it be buried! They only do that for labour.
What have i been saying about bigots like you?
Utter tripe, you apologist hag.
PS: Where’s your burqa? Whore.
Goodness me, what a hideous, disgraceful comment. I can’t see that there was any irony or humour intended, and I hope I missed something, but if you’re being straight-faced Tessa, then you should hang your head in shame.
I’m just suggesting a “better” way of life.
If Islam’s so great, what’s he doing here? Not exactly a vote of confidence in his faith, is it? (answer: no, it isn’t)
Let me just add, Andrew the ignorant, if I may, your chauvinisticness, why should I hang my head in shame, when the utter filth that is London M*uslim wants women to wear burqas, not leave the house without being chaperoned by a male relative, doesn’t want me to drive, didn’t want me to go to school??
And I should hang my head in shame? Fuck you.
I suspect the comment was triggered by London Muslim’s incessant chuntering on about Islam and its alleged superiority.
Nowt wrong with saying the Muslims should go back whence they came from. They have made it abundantly clear that they HATE this country.
Ghastly Piece of Filth.
‘Planes leaves’? What kind of grammar is that you dirty whore
Typo.
Tess you should have said ‘psycho’ not typo.
Men who call women dirty whores to score a point have serious psycho/secual problems.
Tess you should have said ‘psycho’ not typo.
Men who call women dirty whores to score a point have serious psycho/sexual problems.
So Tessa is a man?
I think ol Tess was paraphrasing Muslim men in how they address any brazen woman who shows an ankle.
Am I on the correct web site? This seems to be EDL’s.
Follow the sign to the Guardian/BBC Group >>>>>>>>>>>
Was just thinking the same thing who are these crazies and why are they so angry with entire races / religions?
Chill out, take a holiday, drink some wine and enjoy life!
That’ll be because some religions, well one predominantly, preache that it’s followers should turn the entire world into one big islamic caliphate. Regardless of whether the existing culture wishes to join them in the worship of their chosen skyfairy.
Isn’t putting him on a boat safer?
(thinking wishfully) Will it be passing the coast of Somalia?
I take it there some history to provoke that comment. Very ungentlemanly and off topic.
Yes, much history. LM despises anything that isn’t Islamic.
pathetic
All in all – most of the young chaps putting posts up here on this blogette,
are by n large,
losers
please do not reply with rude comments implying I am a twat etc
You are a twat etc.
What goes around comes around – Balls will not profit – nor will Gollum aka red ed.
You still here muzee? Shouldn’t you be out stoning women for not wearing a burka and chanting Death to the America?
No! I’ve come here to escape from all that! If I loved my faith, I’d live in Ir*an or Saud*i Arab*ia. But I choose to live here, where there’s freedom.
How I hate it here. You’re all bigots.
I love you Warsi.
+PRESS+
Troll. Spotted. Boring.
Where there’s freedom to trough to your hearts content while taking lots off money of the infidels.
Go to Junction 15, M25. Look for the big flying things and get a oneway ticket for a ride on one.
You’re assuming Ed Scrotum deserves a shadow posting?; he doesn’t even deserve a severance package.
his hypocrisy is everywhere – just YouTube his speeches and you can see him flip and flop from one standpoint to an opposing standpoint.
Google him if you have to; the ‘man’ is an utter self-serving fraud.
“he doesn’t even deserve a severance package.”
He does, just between his chin and his shoulders.
His hideous, slippery spouse is no better – only pops her horrid head up when there’s something in it for either of them – what a vile pair!!!
IT WAS BALLS
So Mrs Johnson was doing the horizontal boogie with her husbands bodyguard, according to The Daily Mail, whilst the husband Alan Johnson was having it away with a Civil Servant. BUT should the Bodyguard not be guarding ‘the body’ so to speak so how can he be in two places at the same time? Answers on the back of a £5 white note. WE would dearly love to see:
1. The Bodyguards Timesheet and Expenses Claimed.
2. Alan Johnsons Hotel Expenses.
3. MPs’ Expenses
4. Mrs Johnsons Expenses
Guido your story don’t make sense. Why would Red Ed give Bollocks Ed the Job if he has just shafted his deputy?
No other choice.
My job! Why!? Why did I have to lose my job! Why!? *sob*
For the same reason Blair gave Brown the job. To keep him on the inside where he could keep an eye on him and not make trouble.
Didn’t quite work to plan though.
Knobjockeys the lot of them!
Thank fuck Guido was on the ball with this one or I might be in the shi… oh right… real journalists knew all about me. Bum!
Because Red Ed is a sandwich short of a full picnic, plus he’s still playing kindergarten politics. He didn’t know – nor could he believe – that Ed Balls would be so nasty.
… keep your enemies closer!
But Guido wrote ” Ed Miliband himself believes that Ed Balls’ people have had a hand in the story getting out”. Why would Red Ed promote a traitor to the Labour party to the position of his deputy?
Because Ed is *my* bitch!
Look what Ed did to his brother. Enough said.
My brother’s an utter backstabbing c*unt. Weren’t you paying attention?
Only a sandwich? to be quite frank a better analogy would be six cans short of a six pack!
Where’s Brown?
Gollum is on the end of a very thin and perilous branch, thick as he is he knows he is very close to being ousted so he looks to curry slight support by appointing B b b bbb Blinky.
Behind the curtains
I will be back. My cabinet is in place. Only I can save the country. Yvette always liked to watch me play with Balls.
He has got himself a cushy new position on the domestic front – he’s Blunkett’s new home-help!
Methinks the Murdopress is seeking to squeeze Blair getting spit-roasted by Chilcot out of the weekend news agenda.
Balls is as Balls does. But Rupe is wilier.
Deviously plausible, one problem, if that was it then the scoop would have been on the Times front page today.
Balls is the man with blood on his hands…. out damned spot!
No fucker reads The Times though. They’ve paywallee themselves out of existence (and influence). Ergo: no-one gives a shit about what is on The Times’ front page.
because its a deficit-denying shadow cabinet in full from now on. Bollocks Ed is the worst D-D of the lot so who better to re-launch the attempt by loony Lab to re-write economic history.
What a parade of brownish tosh in that shadow cabinet…and FTLOG (!) wee doogie as shadow foreign minister. Lets hope they give him lots of fact finding trips.
have you just creamed yourself, robbie?
Treachery sometimes pays off doesn’t it Blinky? At least in the short term. BTW what the F%^& did you and Gordon do with all our money?
There are billions that will never be found.
Two Ed’s are better than one
The whole grubby episode has made absolutely clear that RedEd has no power whatsoever and is a glove-Muppet wielded by whoever can get his or her hand up. The battle of the Looting Parteh tribes went public tonight. Dave and Nick can now proceed with their plans secure in the knowledge that Labour will present no threat whatsoever for the next 8-10 years.There’s nowhere for the LibDem squishy Left to go, and the Tory Right are unlikely to take the nuclear option now that Labour are self-destructing.
How many balls Guido? Clearly the New Year apostrophe lessons haven’t worked.
But who revealed the info on the wife and bodyguard?
If as alleged above it was Alex Belardinelli who spilled the beans, in order to suck up to Balls, then Alex Belardinelli is an utter, utter Hunt.
You mean Fawkes has just been caught red-handed inventing a string of lies ?
Tessa Jowell tries to defend Johnson and Ed Balls-up.
Ed Balls-up has terrible form on the economy, and his PPE degree means sh1t to everyone who has experienced the Blair/Brown/Balls economy.
This the woman who left her husband over a matter which she said he was innocent of. So why leave then ?
if I was being uncharitable I would say that this separation of convinience was contrived to circumvent possible action under the proceeds of crime act.
This is also the woman who recently claimed on Question Time that the deficit was soley due to then Banking collapse.
She is an animated Picture of Dorian Grey – hideously ugly corruption has eaten her alive.
So why leave and yet stay in the same house? Because she is a solicitor who went to Edinburgh University like fizzy ornageman himself who signs documents she has not read.
Deficit (or surplus) is a chosen financial position called by the Chancellor of the day, the annual difference between income and expenditure, and bridged by government borrowing.
Alistair Darling in his last budget speech declared government borrowing (and hence deficit) for four successive years.
Nothing to do with banks or any other external factor, surely everyone knows this.
Am I the only one who sees Red Ed as a 7 year old boy in a sleeveless pullover, shorts and a dickie-bow saying “Yes Papa.”
No, we all think that – though seven years old is giving him more maturity than he deserves…
Ed Milliband is a dead man walking.
Balls or his missus will be in charge within a year.
Milliband will soon find out what it’s like to be stabbed in the back by someone close to you….
I already know. You mean the other Miliband.
Perhaps you have the wrong story Guido…… it’s the wife, not Johnson…..
The real Balls story is that he would not have been re-elected without postal voting. Labour are the postal voting champions and Balls had a majority of only about 950 in a contituency in which some 10,000 votes were of the postal variety …
The coalition is very quiet about changing postal voting procedures. But Cameron seems very naive anyway when it comes to electoral law. Otherwise he would do his utmost to prevent AV getting air time since AV can be the death knell for the conservatives if labour plays its cards clever. Despite the start of improving the government’s finances, there are still millions employed by the public sector and on benefits and it won’t be hard to persuade the labour ones among them living in conservative seats to cast their second vote for the libdems; vice versa, young lib dems will easily be persuaded to put in their second vote for labour. AV looks to end the conservatives’ chances to gain power …
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Ferrets! Nice to see Balls reverting to form though, should help keep the treacherous dogs out for longer. Only downside is the bunch of monkeys that are currently in there…
+1
Christmas has come early for the Tories!
Christ if this pans out direly like i think it will and Labours front bench destroys itself, then Cameron could go for an election quicker than we think.
Lol!
Wait a few days for the effect to trickle down the polls.
Not until he’s balanced the constituencies he won’t.
He should address the postal voting scam as well.
“He should address the postal voting scam as well.”
This is shocking. Not that they’re scamming postal votes, that the postal votes actually arrive before the election!
Miliband’s screwed now. Labour tore themselves apart in government with backstabbings and undermining each other. Presumably Balls will do Miliband in too when the time is right.
Balls is definitely the heir to Gordon “Macbeth” Brown.
If that’s true (and I’m not sayings it’s not) we’ll need quite a different sort of Lady Macbeth than you, my dear. And I just don’t see little Yvette being right for the part.
But you’re right about Miliboy being screwed – perhaps shafted would be better.
Well, at least the entertainment has come back – no one in their right mind would have an affair with balls…..would they…?
If Prescott/Temple is possible…
Excuse me while I go and pour bleach in my eyes now.
Fuck me- Balls really is a fucking poisonous, despicable sack of shit.
Just like the rest of Liebour party.
Took the words right out of my mouth…
He will be King….He MUST BE!…
I say old chap – thats a bit hard on shit dont you think?
allegedly dear stephanie the bbc economics whizz used to get jiggy with both of the Ed’s……..not at the same time ….as far as we know…..
i’m sure the hazy memories of those two sex-gods slithering on top of her help her maintain her marvellous impartiality when telling the great unwahsed just why labour are economic genii…….
Impartiality is in our DNA.
If Balls’ fingerprints are seen as all over it already he has only diminished himself.
Tottywatch- Did Johnson do well for himself?
Oh he’s a class act is Blinky. No conscience, no worries.
“So what!”
Balls will probably never be leader, but look at me!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha……..
At least Balls has a reflection.
Haha!
“Alan Johnson’s suspected affair with a civil servant was widely rumoured around Westminster”
If it was widely rumoured, then why wasn’t Guido sharing the rumours with the co-conspirators?
Um I think you will find Guido was predicting Johnson would be the first to go a while back.
But which Labour frontbencher is the father of Alice Miles’s child ?
No he wasn’t. He said it would be Vince Cable and gave him the crosshairs.
Why don’t you answer the question about why Fawkes hadn’t a clue about Johnson going ?
No-one had the balls to unseat Brown, though.
What can we conclude about Red Ed’s grip?
He’s holding his Balls?
Ed has very recently criticised the Brownomics history and been a little off message.
How do we know that Brown is not behind this? Is Brown, as devious and dangerous and mad as he is, really out of influence?
Conspiracy theory of the year so far; but it just might be true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the affair with a man or woman?
…Or the No.10 cat. Or did bliar have it put down? Bastards.
What a choice.That bunch of odious bastards or the brokeback coalition, conceived in perversion and swaddled in corruption.
650 traitorous bastards. And, I doubt there is a British manufacturer of pianowire extant. I suppose hemp rope will have to suffice.
Set up a gallows and i’ll make the bastards dance. Short drop just enough for them to die a SLOW death in particular when the fire under the trap door slowly toasts their feet to a turn before they croak
They could drop down with a lemon in their mouth and a J Arthur to boot.
Way to go, autoerotic asphyxiation.
That’s what we hoped you’d think.
I think you’ll find that was a tory pervert, not a labour one… and anyway wasn’t it an orange. I reckon he was killed by MI5, but that’s another story…
Too easy.
But since explosives are strictly Islamic tools of democracy now, I vote for poison. Slow-acting contact neurotoxin on the Expenses Claim Forms should do nicely.
Jesus Christ. If this is true, Balls is even worse than we thought.
Shadow Chancellor career: dead on day 1.
It’s not. It’s a pile of crap invented by Coulson and put out by Guido as soon as he was able to remove his tongue from his master’s sphincter.
Well played Balls.
Those who dislike him won’t dislike him any more as a result of this, and Labour tribalists will see him as the man to hammer Osbourne and destroy the myth of deficit reduction being necessary. They won’t give a damn about how he got the role or what that says about the kind of man he is.
Oh, I don’t know. Next PMQs Cameron comes out with a line that “the new Shadow Chancellor is only doing the job because of his mastery of the dark arts of spin and back-stabbing” should raise a cheer from the Tories, and be uncomfortable for Edth. Get the story of spin front and centre, and Balls will always be defending himself.
Aye. And not turning your back on him for a second. He had a go at getting rid of Darling but failed. And now he’s got what he wanted. You’d better hope his ambition stops there Miliband.
It’s an absolute gift.
Plus Postie will have had a few pals around the Labour Party. They’ll be watching for any slip-ups Ned or the missus might make to get their revenge.
Ferrets in a sack time indeed.
Still, at least Miliband got to write something on his blank sheet of paper. Three months into the job and he got to reshuffle his ‘top-team’.
He’s going to need another blank sheet of paper for his policies now.
From the choices made it looks like it was “written” on bog-roll.
Not sure about that, Balls’ ambitions go higher than chancellor and Ed and his circle can’t be so stupid they can’t guess into whose back the next dagger will be aimed. On top of that, Balls already has a lot of enemies and this sort of behaviour may be acceptable to MPs but tends to disgust the party rank and file. Milliband should show he has his own Balls and sack him. He probably won’t because he’s too weak.
How can there be any thought of sacking him given he has just appointed him? I suppose it depends how much traction the ‘Balls did for Johnson’ story gets…
Tracy Temple?
Yvette Cooper?
Gagging for it
But not from me.
Widders ?
PRETTYPOLLYTOYNBEE!!! (retch) (gag) (cuttle)
Where’s my Shotgun? That parrots going mad.
SSQUAA-AAARRRKK!!! (flapflapflap) (flutter) (tremble)
Go easy on the old fellah, Mr AC1 – where he comes from, Freddie Davies is a sex symbol…
Maybe my gloucester old spot pig, but she’s ever so fucking fussy (after edballs made advances)
NADS!
I’m sure I heard Balls say he would never brief against anyone the other day.
If I had a 3D TV I’m sure his nose would have headed straight towards me!
But he didn’t brief, it was his special friend wot did it.
out damned spot!
That’s a very good point you made there, I must ensure that no 3D broadcasts are made from Parliament
I had my fingers crossed behind my back all along, so ner-ner-ner-neeeeeer-ner.
Did I get it right this time Gordon?
Not likely: Balls would have done it earlier.
What else would you expect from a low life bastard like ball’s
you would think that Ed ReallyBland would have avoided balls like the fucking plague
wait till he starts digging into your background ed !
Old Labour -Smears is wot we do best !
We wanted a man on the inside, so Ed will do what he’s told if he knows what’s good for him…
Well as close to a man as we could get, bunch of nancy’s in Labour if you ask me…
Now, at last, Ed ‘hitler’ balls gets the chance to design his own uniform as chancellor of the shadow reichstadt. No doubt him and eva cooper will be out buying an alsation this weekend, maybe digging the garden with a view to a bunker, and who knows, a trip to the dentist for his’n'hers cyanide capsules (though I bet his contain only ribena!)
He may still have this one in his cupboard, for Ahem, “special occasions”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1062940/I-obeying-orders—Schools-Secretary-Eddie-Balls-dressed-German-officer.html
They may even splash out on a few lampshades.
1. So that’s where the postman was emptying his sack…
2. Did she get a special delivery in her slot?
3. How often did he clear out her box?
Take yer pick.
Did he ring her bell?
Twice, by all accounts
Seems that it was his missus that was doing the dirty.
Alan Johnson has my sympathy. I hope that he can find happiness in the future.
How often did he lick the flap’s of her her envelope ?
s se sorry for the st st stutter
I thought he had resigned because he was still sorting out the male
Nope – just delivering his post!
We are assuming here that the other party is Female..
Or human.
and Alive.
Our investigations suggest it cannot be all three.
Sun Headline? “Alan Johnson and murdered hermaphrodite”
My postman takes hours to come these days.
It always takes longer if you don’t touch the sides.
Special delivery … sausages up Regent Street…
Making love to
The Mersey Tunnel
With a Sausage
Have you ever been to Liverpool
4. Did he lick her back side before pressing her down?
Sure its female ? or is it a dress unknown ?
You just have to follow the trail of the red rubber bands
I hear he got to Mount Pleasant
Did he use the red rubbers!
And I still have the Baby P memo. Come on Balls, go for leader.
http://www.lynnefeatherstone.org/2009/01/old-holborn-please-help.htm
I trust you have the courage of your convictions.
!
Really??
If you have it why don’t you release it into the public domain? You’ve been banging on about it for 2 years now, this is as far as balls is going to get in the Labour Party.
People will have forgotten who Baby P is by the time it comes out.
This stinks of another Guido/Hague/Smoking Gun affair.
Hehe smoking bum affair….funny
Fuck that, wouldn’t it be quite a coup to get him out less than 24 hours after appointment?
Coup? I would split my bladder laughing.
I want the scalp of the Leader of the Labour party. I can wait.
He’s never going to be the leader, and you know it.
That’s what they all said about me.
I admire your patience, I’d have to get someone to lock it away to keep me from using it on the obnoxious little turd…
You’re a twat.
OH,
give the keyword search criteria to a journo, or Assange, or someone who’ll do an FOI, FFS. IF it’s true, it’s too good to waste. And IF it’s true, there’s a murdered toddler whose memory you can help commemorate.
Wait.
It’s never going to happen, because the other Red Ed is never going to be leader. You’re just using this to massage your own ego.
I’m waiting, in eternity. Are you going to make me wait for an eternity?
Ask Haringey Council how expensive is ‘too expensive’ – how much can it cost to dig out an e-mail? Fifty quid? Hundred quid? Two hundred quid? and then have Guido launch an appeal.
Give them the fucking money to dig out the e-mail.
Wonderful stuff Guido !!
Thought Alan Johnson would have been squirming at being used as cover by David Cameron on the changes to the NHS !!
But who is the civil servant ??
I’d like to point out that I am not having an affair with Alan Johnston. I’ve heard rumours that “He’s fucking Useless” and it’s not true.
You misheard. It’s “Youfless”, and so it must be true.
I’m more useless than you by far.
Any fat ugly lezzas want a job doing research for f’uck all pay.
Oh, g’wan chick. After all, according to your tweets, you “moisten” at the very thought of hairy paunches. I’ve got a hairy paunch.
Anyway, this job. Fcuk the minimum wage, what I wanna know is how you going to pay the travel? I live in Leicester, I can do your “research” on t’internet from my house, but you want me to interview single mother slags. There’s loads in Leicester, but you want me to go around the country for no dibs? Hows that gonna work?
I admire Alan so much. He was one of Britain’s greatest politicians. I love Alan. Alan, you’re the best in my swivelling eyes.
So, a new era begins. I will have MY hands at the controls. I will have the POWER. This time I can reduce the private sector to 0% of the economy. Muhahahahahaha. Come Yvette! Come ride with me to our land of pure bullshit and hypocrisy. We are the chosen ones!!!!!!
Yeah, but.. shame you’re in opposition (does it suck, Eddie?) and, because of you, Labour are going to stay there. No ifs or buts, Labour are fucked.
About that Treasury book you authored in 2002, there didn’t seem to be any mention of the possibility of a downturn in your plans for endlessly growing public spending.
Tories are gonna rip you a new arsehole
And it buys a few days to give South Gloucestershire council a bollocking of the first degree so that they can organise some respite care for Celyn’s mum..
Ah, Government by Mumsnet – live by it, die by it…
Always knew balls was a nasty little shit.
Stupid little shit too. He’s unbearable and Labour have dumped the one personable member of the shadow cabinet. Disaster.
So why did the blog that likes boast that you’re either in front, or you’re behind, not pick up the gossip first?
Especially as it was being trailed on Politicalbetting.com, with a whole thread last week written by someone called ‘Chilon’ speculating about Johnson’s imminent departure in the manner of Estelle Morris. Was this all part of the plot?
Remember the photo of Postman Pat having his 2 hour plus lunch at the Savoy Grill the same day he had been doing the media rounds berating Osborne’s VAT rise (Tues 4 Jan)
Who would have known in detail,before hand PP’s planned schedule for the day, enough time for someone to ensure that a photo would emerge as the incident was leaked………..looks like blinky’s sticky finger prints all over this…..
Has anyone advised Milliepeed Minor about the real need of an effective stab proof vest……he will certainly need it, sooner rather later……
I’m guessing it wasn’t his wife at the Savoy having a two hour lunch with him?
Was thinking that myself and if it’s the case that a significant other was with him then the leaking of this (cropped?) photo was a warning shot across his bows.
You’re spot on.
Ed ‘blackmail’ Balls. Even after Damien McB he hasn’t changed his spots.
Oops, jumping to conclusions not always a good idea.
The Naked Civil Servant?
No comment.
If that’s true then Red Ed had better watch his back because Balls will be after his job next or perhaps he already has something which is why he got the Shadow Chancellor job?
Rumour has it Balls has definitive proof that Ed Miliband’s a moron.
It’s called his eyes.
Thanks, once again.
Screen, wine, keyboard etc.
That’s my vaguely amusing comment for 2011 out of the way, back to my usual crap.
We don’t know who Alan Johnson is shagging but we do know he’s just taken one up the anus from Gordon McBrown.
he’s just had his back door smashed in by a pair of Ball’s!
Ok, let’s start on dismantling Balls…
See here – By Robert Winnett, Deputy Political Editor 12:01AM GMT 19 Dec 2007
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1573089/Northern-Rock-rescue-to-cost-us-1800-each.html
“The Northern Rock crisis is threatening to cost every taxpayer up to £1,800, as it emerged Gordon Brown was warned a year ago that “urgent action” was needed to prevent a banking meltdown.”
“In a further development, the governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King, revealed that the Prime Minister had been informed that Britain was uniquely vulnerable to a run on a bank.”
“Mr King told MPs that Ed Balls, one of Mr Brown’s closest colleagues, was part of a top-level Whitehall group warned last year that “urgent action” was needed to deal with the potential future collapse of a retail bank.”
Ed ‘so what’ Balls was told and he didn’t listen. No more boom and bust eh?
Don’t worry – we’re a new generation.
A year before? Just about the point where, with impeccable timing, Cameron turned his back on ten years of Tory Leaders and shadow-chancellor’s warning of Brown’s insane pyramid borrowing and decided that the way for the Tories to get back into power was to match Brown’s insane spending.
I remember the fucking clown doing it. Ten years of Tories the whole thing was just a hologram created by borrowed money and he blows the T*ries economic credibility out of the water by aligning it with the Maximum Imbecile. Just to appeal to fucking muppets who didn’t give a sh1t how much money was borrowed as long as their benefit payments kept coming.
Gaaaaah.
Still, at least Ned Balls isn’t chancellor. Then you’d see some borrowing and squandering. Followed by some printing.
Come on Guido, who’s knocking off Yvette. That fat poof bollocks can’t get it up females anymore. prefers Broons rear.
It’s me – she just looks so much like a boy I couldn’t help myself.
First time up the batty as well
I’d bend her over and give her one up either hole or one after the other
Crikey. A cheated politician’s wife actually leaves? Is that a first?
politician’s cheated on wife, rather…
Check out http://www.order-order.com for the truth…
I feel like breaking out into, “Morning has broken”
Even now the Fleet Street hacks are banging out 1200 words on the ‘Death of New Labour’ for tomorrow.
And they’d be right.
Oh, yeth.
I’m surprised there is still a Sunday Times
Egg Balls and Egg Milliband….. both likely to end up with something on their faces….. Sunday Times?? They are doomed….. doomed !!
The one thing both Ed Balls and Ed Miliband have ‘had on their faces’ in the past is the BBC’s Economic Totty, Stephanie Flanders.
When the two Eds start to disagree about economic policy, watch which way the Flanders Mare leans and we might get a clue which of the two was the better flap-licker.
I thought she was a dyke? They’re all dykes at the BBC.
Not Steph – bangs like a shit-house door in a gale, apparently.
Even George Alagiah. The ‘butchest’ of the BBC’s lesbatrons…
Divvunt disparage my Steph – she can’t help it if she’s a dorty hooer
Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer!
None of that lot could manage their way out of a moist paper bag.
Oh what a tangled web we weave …. diddly diddly de de de !!
too much of a coincidence !
the ugly bastard big Al Campbell turns up on tv
scandal breaks Johnson resigns on the same day !
Labour= more smears than Mandelsons duvet !
Yay!
Appointing Balls demonstrates Albert Einstein’s belief: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”.
Balls (Ed) had him dobbed in? well fuck me, I am surprised.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/warsi-asked-to-explain-why-dubai-locks-you-up-for-having-a-shag-201101203453/
Hopefully someone else will go before being pushed !!
You really are a stupid c nut aren’t you.
Put that fuckin phone down and get back to the sink, margarine legs.
Why the f*ck should taxpayers fund her life of luxury in the Palace of Westminster ?? Serve notice on the sl*pper to quit and take Grumpy with her !!
+1
And they can take the useless sack of shit, Deputy Speaker Dawn “Brown’s gimp-bitch” Primorolo, with them.
Did I get that right, Ed ?? Can I be an MP now, pleeeeaaaassseee ???
Pretty pleassseee ??
You’re certainly in with a chance if it’s an all-male shortlist.
Learn to spell Bigcowitz you meant Sham chancellor !
Even someone as low-life as little Balls might object to getting a reference from a self-confessed slapper whore like you.
This is dire shite even for fuckwit like Sally Longbottom.
The speakers’ wife twitters stuff
Inane, immoderate idiot musings,
Vacuous, greedy and boy, she’s rough
Slappers never change their markings.
Go and suck some hard cock you arsehole gobshyte
Arrrgh!
Wonderful!!!
two complete fucking retards in change of the labour party…couldn’t be funnier
hahahahahahahahahahahahah……LOL
…….opposite a whole host of side-show freaks on the government front bench.
Wibble.
I was just about to pack my bags in lieu of the inevitable, and this gets presented to me. Ed + Ed. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I’m here ’till 2020 at the earliest.
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Toodle pip.
Its not really your day is it Anon?
The most liked of the front bench has been replaced by the most despised.
Putting a duplicitous,mendacious,brooding, dysfunctional, bitter, aggrieved, conceited backstabbing coup plotter has already been tried.
How did it all work out again?
lowest number of votes for thirty years?
Second worse result in history, only just beating the esteemed Mr Foot?
I’m sure Ed has made a wise decision and is very happy.
Well, one of them is.
Only despised by you twats, not by the voters.
That explains the massive majority then…
Hahahahahaha….poor old Ed had to rely on postal voters, and most of them don’t even fucking exist!
Do I really have to remind you that you don’t have a majority or a mandate and had to be propped up by the liberals you hate? Look at the polls. Labour will have a majority next time and you will be licking each others wounds.
In your wet dreams knobhead.
and I will have my wicked way at last!!!
out damned spot…
Is this as accurate as the prediction that Alan Johnson will be PM?
You missed my question. If Brown was as unpopular as you say, why did you not win the election? If Labour is as hated as you say, why are they ahead in the polls?
Quite.
Labour couldn’t even get enough seats to form a coalition if they included every other political party in the country.
That’s how much Labour lost by.
That’s the scale of your defeat.
If even your natural allies, the left of centre Liberals wouldn’t support you, how unpopular do you think Labour was?
But go ahead and believe what you want.
Alan Johnson quit because he’s got a job as head of the IMF.
Ed Miliband was elected by 102% of the party.
Gordon Brown won the election in 2010 by 120 seats.
Ed Balls is right. There is no deficit. Its all just lies.
Bush forced Blair to go to war with mind drugs.
The Post Offices all closed because their owners didn’t want them anymore.
42 days detention without trial was an invention of the Tories.
James Gordon Brown NEVER raised the threshold of inheritance tax to help the most well off in society, whilst scamming the poorest on the 10p tax increase..
HE DIDN’T!HE DIDN’T!HE DIDN’T!
THATCHER DUN IT… OR SHE MADE HIM DO IT, WHICH HE NEVER DUN!
lalalalalalalalalalala can’t hear you if we don’t want to..lalalalal
because a large proportion of the country are as thick as shite and want something for nothing…….which is basically labour economic policy……take from productive people to give to money grubbing underclass client state and borrow any shortfall in the bribes account. simples
Bill,
Your creative writing is lovely, dear. B-. I fear that you may have missed my questions again, though. Why did the Tories not win the election (the usual measurement of which is a majority) if they are so wonderful and Labour is so hated? Why are Labour ahead in the polls, now after the country has been able to sample this wonderful government in its full glory for a few months?
literate pedarist or whoever you are,
I think you will find that progressive politics is about each taking responsibility for his own and also for others and for the community. I know that from your little Thatcherite perspective where selfishness is the only virtue, that is hard to understand, but try to better yourself for a moment.
Anyway good luck, girls. I have other things to do.
Exactly what is progressive about a Shadow Cabinet made up almost entirely from a previous Labour government that failed so spectacularly in the election?
Same old faces, same old tired and discredited policies and still stabbing each other in the back.
Because of the constituency boundaries which are all about to change and there’s fa Labour can do to stop the Conservatives levelling the playing field.
FACT: If Labour had had the same 10.7 million votes cast for the Conservatives, they’d be back in power with a comfortable majority…
OK I’ll answer your question for you then, Anonymous…
a) The electoral boundaries are rigged in Labour’s favour. Once this is addressed Labour are fucked for good.
b) Postal votes from ‘certain’ communities – if the government has any sense and clamps down on these third world level scams then Labour’s hold on certain seats, including Balls’, is fucked.
c) Cos Cameron is a complacent fuck who started talking trendy vicar bollocks like the ‘big society’ and coming on meaningless beauty contests (debates) – Clegg was the beneficiary of that – when all he(Cameron) had to do is attack Brown and Labour’s record and largely keep his gob shut otherwise.
d) Labour’s poll lead is temporary. The Tories are having to do the dirty work of cleaning up Labour’s mess in the teeth of a media onslaught by publicly funded Labour cheerleaders such as the BBC. Regardless, the rise of the serially incompetent and despised Balls (ie Gordon Brown without the charm!) if not checked will ensure that Labour has no chance of winning the next election.
Satisfied?
Balls up like all evil Shakespearian characters come to a bad end. He is the creator of his own downfall.
I’m liking this Shakespearian theme
Let’s not forget that Bliar has a date with destiny tomorrow
This is bollocks, I reckon. Who cares who Johnson is shagging?
I agree, he’s gone ’cause he’s found out not an android like rest of ‘em
He finally finished Economics for Dummies, got a look at the books and said “Fuck this for a game of Soldiers”
More likely he thought ‘yep, they were right we did fuck everything up’
Mrs Johnson?
agree. I thought we had moved on from having to fall on your sword due to personal indiscretion. The poor missus, finding out like this.
The postmen had something fall on his pork sword that wasn’t his missus is the problem.
Ed Balls & Charlie Whelan: 6
Ed Miliband & Alan Johnson: 0
This should be an open goal for the Conservative-led Government – with Cameron in Flashman mode and Osborne’s sneering grin.
Can’t wait for next Treasury Questions – Osborne will squash the squinty oik.
Squinty is unsquashable, ’cause he’s just an automoton with an unfortunate blink system malfunction
Conservative-led Government — ??
What a give-away.
That was irony,, dear boy.
Apologies.
He’s off-message. It’s supposed to be “tory-led” (note lower case T).
Conservative led would be fine, as the Liberals are a bunch of tossers. Trouble is, Cameron’s not really a Tory….
“Oik” will be eaten raw by Big Bully Balls, you fucknut. Then he’ll pick his teeth with Osborne’s family tree. Because that’s what he does – or haven’t you been paying attention?
High taxes? “So what?” Deficit? “What’s that?”
More of the same from retardEd’s “new [old dinosaur] generation”
Balls has got more baggage than the handlers at Heathrow Airport in a snowstorm.
Just remind me how the Crewe & Nantwich bye-election went – remember, Labour’s Tory Toffs campaign?
Answer – they were wiped out.
Balls’ long history of economic imbicility is well known – he was whispering in McMental’s ear every step of the way over the fucking cliff. All the blood is on his hands.
AND we have the psychodrama of the Battle of the Eds so like the TB-GBs. For Balls, Miliband junior has always been the nerdy runt sitting in the corner of the room.
Can’t we just refer to them as a sort of collective noun from now on? Eds Miliballs or sommat…
Balls was lucky to hold on to his seat last time out. If Balls was anything other than totally nasty he’d have, like Brown, have secured himself a nice safe seat crammed to the rafters with Labour-voting imbeciles.
If Balls was liked by anybody within the party he’d have been elected leader.
Balls is, like Brown, only good for one thing. Sticking the fucking boot in. Once he turns his attention to policy or running a department or any trivial shit like that he’ll inevitably fuck up in spades. Just like the Maximum Imbecile before him.
The problem for Balls is that fresh in the voter’s mind is the image of one cock-sure, nasty, class-warrior fucking the economy through strident incompetence. And now, with Balls, they’re being presented with a clone of Brown.
Balls might manage to stick the knife in enough Labour MPs to get to be Labour leader but, like Brown before him, he’ll find that the UK public simply will not put up with such an odious, incompetent jackass as their PM.
Thith ith why I have created a New Generation.
Oh, fuckit, I can’t maintain the pretenth any more. It’th too boring even for me.
Thame old thit. The unionth made me do it.
Balls is the guy who stands behind the leader slamming his fists into the palm of his other hand. He knows this [loves doing it and hates its limits], he knows he’s got Ed where he wants him and he knows neither him or the missus will be accepted. He may be a moron but he’ll take Osborne apart limb from fucking limb.
Or fist, even. I’m certainly not suggesting he has more than two hands.
He probably has got more than two hands. All his colleagues now know that he is a double-dealing, double-crossing shit.
You are right jg – but probably only after a 5 year stint.
I don’t think so. Osborne is much better at going for the jugular than Cameron. Osborne knows his brief and openly gets pissed off with Labour wankers when they talk shite, which is most of the time. It’s going to be open season on the serially incompetent Balls. And then there’s the McBride factor. The Balls / McBride smear project was directed as Cameron, Osborne and more importantly their families so there is no lovelost there. The difference now is that the Tories now have to resources of goverment to dig up any old crap on Balls they want to throw. Balls is toast.
Ed’s been acknowledging ‘mistakes’ of late. He’s just said on Sky that he’s looking forward (!) to working with Balls – following the strategy that he and Johnson have set out.
I’m getting the feeling that Ed knew this was coming and is warning Balls off. But if so why give Balls the post?
Something more behind the scenes here I think. Beyond the obvious that Balls is a Brutus.
Al Johnson was absent at PMQs this week and Cameron drew specific attention to it. He obviously knew why, but was he/Coulson involved in the leaking process?
Why? Johnson was a comedic gift to economics and a gift from God to the T*ries.
While Ned (Balls) is merely wrong about everything Alan Johnson was utterly clueless and irrelevant.
Ned is wrong but he’s stridently, arrogantly, brayingly, sneeringly, self-confidently wrong – like the Maximum Imbecile before him – that people get taken in by his self-confidence. After all, they will reason, how could anybody be so cock-sure and be completely wrong?
Brown will show you how that mind-set works.
I ended the cycle of boom and bust.
Please buy my book.
We’ve bought loads of copies.
JGM,
Was it Malignant Narcissism or Dunning Kruger or BOTH?
Or possibly ‘Being A Total Twat’ syndrome.
Game over.Conservative majority in 2014/5 50 seats.Ed Balls becomes senior lecturer in Peace studies, University of Bradford,shortly before its closure.
Shortly before Bradford gets nuked, for national security reasons.
Big nuke, please. Take out 50 miles all around.
Surround with 40ft brick wall – waterproof – fill with water.
Neutron bomb: kills all the people but leaves buildings intact.
Them’s my boys. Ed and Ed
Ed and Ed will be squabbling at bathtime with Gordon later.
MINDBLEACH !!!
Ned squared.
This is Rick Nobinson reporting.
“Earlier today a man, believed to be Edward Balls, confronted Ed MrBean, and demanded that he be made Shadow chancellor. It is rumoured that he held a sock full of snooker balls in his fist and shouted ” I’mmm the Daddy now!”
On Sunday last week Ed Balls’ wife, Servalan, had visited Alan Johnson and shown him a compromising DVD of a man resembling the shadow Chancellor, standing in the corner wearing a dunce’s cap, whilst an unidentified sexily clad schoolteacher holding a cane reads out the four times table. Mr Johnson resigned on the spot and posted his resignation immediately to Ed Milibean.
Sadly, he forgot the 240mm by 165mm by 5mm bollocks regulation Labour introduced that made that resignation note count as a Large letter and that letter did not arrive until this evening.
I’m Rick Nobinson,
Standing outside wherever the shadow cabinet hang out, some pub probably, telling Peston to swivel on it….BBC News.
LOL !!
Quality.
Looking forward to seeing Brillo’s take on the subject later tonight.
None of my staff would have shafted Postman Prat. I love him so dearly. Honest…….
He’s got lock-jaw or something. He’s developing the same rigor mortis in the jaw that the Maximum Imbecile had.
They do say people start to resemble their dogs.
Seems to have some serious malfunctions as a human replica.
A complete overhaul at labour android productions is recommended.
Especially unfortunate that the rictus smirk was held throughout the interview.
Biting the inside of his cheek to try and send pain messages all round his body to fool his own nervous system so that he wouldn’t betray the characteristic ‘tells’ of being a bare-faced liar.
He’s very proud that he’s “studied the economy for 25 years”.
And only fucked it up for 13 of them.
Pat wasn’t having the affair it was his wife.
Who looks the cun’t now mong ? That would be you.
can’t wait to see Ed B wipe the floor with no bed George
it’s gonna be arma gideon time
See 149 above.
George has seen off three Labour chancellors already.
And Balls is implicated in the Brownian economic clusterfuck right up to his lying eyeballs.
My money is on George and not the deficit denier.
Ed Bollox couldn’t wipe his arse without Gordon telling him what to do..
I think that it’s settled fact that it was Brown who couldn’t wipe his arse without Ned telling him what to do.
This economic clusterfuck, like much Brown liked to claim credit for, was not entirely of his own doing. Sure, Brown was the front-man – but Balls was the idiot behind the throne.
Blair had Mandelson and Campbell. Brown had Balls.
I’ve said it before – Brown didn’t act alone. He couldn’t fuck the economy single handedly. Balls was his chief enabler.
+1
+1
Remember it was Balls’ idea to tax pension funds back in 97 and effectively destroy the private pensions industry in the UK.
Today I am going to be a chocolate digestive biscuit.
Stay clear of the chocolate fingers.
Why do the Left laud a man who was a senior adviser, and then a Treasury minister, during and in the prelude to the worst economic disaster in Britain’s peacetime history? Balls does not have a record of success by any definition, does he?
Ideal world !
Blair get’s ripped apart tomorrow morning at Chilcott
International arrest warrant issued by the Hague in the afternoon
perfect day !
yes great, like Xmas all over again with Bliar on his way to the Hague with in 48 hours, and at last this war monger will be brought to account….
And the 28 day limit for terrorists is STILL in force until Monday, what timing.
Wonder if Yvette will be enjoying his post-neoclassical endogenous growth tonight?
It’ll be a zero percent rise.
Clapp, clappy, clap clap!!!!
You wish mate.
When do we get to see photos of Postman Prat’s totty/tranny/toe-toucher ??
Thith is a hithtoric day for our parthy.
Mithter Othbourne ith toatht.
Pleath don’th be nathty to our new chanthellor, we know he’th fucked the Uk buth he thinkth he hath the tholuthion.
Thankth for lithening folkths.
Goodbye.
Wouldn’t it be delightful and ironic if that poisonous Ed Balls got testicular cancer?
At least Alan Johnson is a human being. There’s a reason why so many Tories this evening have said they got on with him and are sorry to see him go. Blinky is a loathsome evil little snake.
One of the main reasons the T*ries are sorry to see him go was that he was so crashingly incompetent that, compared to him, the T*ries could do anything they liked.
Ѕреаkіng оf сuntѕ, tоnіght’ѕ QТ lіnе-uр іѕ рrеtty fuсkіng ѕресіаl:
Саrоlіnе Ѕреlmаn
Аlаѕtаіr Саmрbеll
Ѕіmоn Нughеѕ
Gеоrgе Gаllаwаy
Сlаrkе Саrlіѕlе
Galloway ‘v’ Campbell.
I think, in another life, Galloway could have fucked the UK even more comprehensively than Brown with his economic outlook but I like what George did to the US Senate Committee (was it?) over the Iraq enquiry.
Should be a classic.
yes, all c’unts, agreed
Hmm. You call itm special I call that rubbish!
Who wants to listen to a panel of losers?!
The only question I have is ‘when is cameron going to get rid of spelman?’
i’m not prepared to comment
That’ll be the tory mp whose singing tie embarrassed him when he started to speak in the HoC!!
What an idiot!!
Guido your have a problem with tory singing ties do you?!
sadly, cameron protects the thieves in his party.
Who is Clarke Carlisle ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
FFS you couln’t make this up, the Labour triolls are licking their dicks in a squat somewhere in Pimlico.
If ever proof was needed of a party devoid of talent or direction we see it here and now.
This is better than Labour under Kinnock or Foot, this is comedy genious.
Labour the gift that keeps giving: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
+1.
Yep, the ‘New Generation’…….Ed and Ed..the New Chuckle Brothers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
FFS you couln’t make this up. If ever proof was needed of a party devoid of talent or direction we see it here and now. Warsi is the Party Chairman. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
This is better than the Tories under IDS or me, this is comedy genious.
Conservatives the gift that keeps giving: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
it’s all a load of bollocks
and bollocks to it all
We’ve got our party back! Well alright!
Yes you have and we are so relieved about that.
Now take it away and bury it in the wilds of Wales because we are all so glad to be shut of it!!
What a loathsome, unlovely couple the balls’ are!!
postmanpat was an incompetent fool when it came to economics but he was one of the last few remaining gentlemen of the labour party (and let’s face it they’ve had very few of them in the last 13 years!)
If the balls’ have done a character assa’ssin’ation/out ing job on him , and I believe you guido that they have because that couple would do anything for power, then the rest of the labour party should stuff ‘em down a hole!!
As an afterthought , if the balls’ have done this, the labour party will hate them. So why then has edmilitwit made ed’ecoerogenousexpert on spending more than you earn’balls, chancellor?
Another bad militwit decision!!
Yes, the postman was a gentleman in the same way as the floor manager of my local carpet shop is a gentleman.
He, too, is dreary little man with a nasal voice.
No bogeyman you are wrong about that.
posrtmanpat really was a decent human being and a gentleman.
He was hopeless in economics and miltwit was wrong to give him that brief .
But balls has made a fatal political decision here to attack his personal life in order to get the job of shadow chancellor.
balls is now exposed for what he is : an ass ass in. In short an ass!!
If he ever had any respect fron anyone , and I doubt that, he’s lost it now!!
Did I say the floor manager of my carpet shop was not a gentleman? He is. So by all accounts is A. Johnson.
But AJ was tipped as Labour leader, ergo a possible future Prime Minister. They have to deal with people like the President of the USA. Obama does not need new carpets.
But Sarah Palin might.
Not convinced. Johnson was popular but off message with the ‘sons & daughters of Brown and Unions ‘. Johnson was deliberately promoted to shadow chancellor knowing that he would be out of his depth. The affair rumours having been ‘held in stock ‘ for some time. They are in opposition, they have time to play the long game. Getting rid of Johnson has been a deliberate strategy to strengthen the non-blairite
faction. Now they have their moment. It’s hard left from now on in.
And opposition for the rest of their pointless lives.
There are times when there could almost be a God.
I wonder what Gordon is whispering in Eds ear tonight.
Let’s head for the endogenous growth zone.
**PRESS**
Wow !! Webcams in Gordon’s boudoir !!
Be interesting to see if the civil servant is disciplined this time. When Prezza was caught nailing Tracey Temple, the reds were in power and could hush it up. I am really looking forward to finding out the the Dept that the tw@t is from and what coalition Minister will have the responsibility to invesigate any breaches of the Code.
More power to Guido – you won me a bet!!
Belardinelli? Isn’t that a brand of pasta sauce?
Retardinelli more like.
Biglardintracey.
Possibly an import from one of NooYuk Five families
John Craig on sky News
“All of the top shadow cabinet jobs are held by Brown’s cronies”
Over at the BBC, “Alan Johnson was a genius and economic genius, a man who was greater than Winston St Churchill, he was the white Mandela”
Prick Robinson still has shit all around his mouth from licking Johnson’s rectum clean, soon to be followed by blowing Ed Ball’s
I saw this, too. “Alan Johnson spoke human, Ed Balls speaks pure economics.”
No, sorry toenails, Ed “so what” Balls speaks pure bollocks. The BBC needs to know we know this.
A quick google and we find Belardinelli has previous.
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2007/11/has-balls-spad-broken-code-of-conduct.html
Good for Mr Dale. He and Guido could form a pincer movement
Anyone else noticed the Grauniad website has been down for several hours? I am bereft.
No because it’s not down.
Well I can’t open it. Everything else works (if it didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to post this, would I?).
Well, the live blog on Johnson basically says head for Guido so you’re in the right place.
This is odd. I wanted to give Balls a kicking.
A lot of people do but I wouldn’t advise it in actuality. I see him as a sort of “Mongo” figure. Nothing works against him, he just plows through you like a rapey ape.
What was that about the Labour leaker on ‘two Shadow Cabinet ministers’ being involved in expense fiddles last week? We can only hope… Magda and Joe?
“I’m Rick Nobinson, Standing outside wherever the shadow cabinet hang out,”
Well done Rick, but Sky have just shown live pics of Johnson scurrying rat-like from a constituency meeting in Hull. BBC meanwhile showing some Labour talking-head in a studio somewhere. Is £3.5bn a year not enough for the Beeb to chase a story?
BBC News 24 AJ is a saint…sadly missed…wonderful guy etc.
Meanwhile Cameron kicks the support away from the disabled, and they are still highlighting that Mumsnet story for what its worth.
Help Labour its in the DNA of the Hoons at White Powder City.
Yup, and it’s hard to imagine the Beeb making a fool of Johnson by asking him about employers’ NI rates… and replaying the clip.
Now here’s an interesting one. A certain Alex Belardinelli submitted a comment to a BBC Online “Talking Point” about Stephen B(L)yers in 2002. An objective opinion of course!
Who actually cares about Martin Sixsmith? Does anyone seriously believe that anyone voting in last week’s elections gave any thought to this dragged out affair? The press always need a petty and insignificant story they can resurrect from the grave whenever there’s a dull patch in the news. In 2000 it was the Dome, in 2001 it was foot-and-mouth, now its Stephen Byers. If Byers went it would not be a victory for democracy, but for the trivia obsessed press. The fact that the Tories are still going on about it proves three things. Firstly, what an embarrassingly incompetent opposition the Government faces. Secondly, how out of touch with public opinion the Conservatives are. And finally, that they have nothing of substance to say about anything else. Byers is actually starting to make a real difference in transport and regional government. Taking back control of Railtrack will perhaps turn out to be one of the best decisions the Government has ever made. Tory Transport Chief Theresa May still hasn’t been able to lay a finger on him. Judging by her performance today I think will be sacked long before Byers ever is.
Alex Belardinelli, UK
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/1974787.stm
Someone call a taxi for hire ??
I’m free !
No your not at £1,000 a day. (Suggested fee)
There’s one thing to be said for Alex Belardinelli. He has a face you could never tire of punching.
A [i]coup d’twats[/i] if ever I saw one.
Belardinelli = McBride Mk II ?
I have never met Ed Balls.
You’d say you’ve never met gordon if you thought that would benefit the labour party!!??
Lie Bridle LAN?
Didnt ZaNuLabour have some sort of strictly style dance off for the shadow cabinet after Ed’s union mates made him commisar? And didn’t Ed Bollocks come precisely nowhere in that dance off?
not so democratic of Ed to give him the job just like that
lilly-livered and totally untalented Ed has had a gun stuck in his ear by babyface Balls for a while now – it’s called democracy don’t you know.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/nick-clegg/8272415/Ed-Balls-loves-to-knee-cap-his-opponents.html
ed’knifeintheback’balls and yvette’i'mbetterthanyou’cooper and their plan to get into the mega money of no 10 downing street, as pm and chancellor, by smearing postmanpat!!
Entertaining isn’t it? this labour in-fighting!!!
And doesn’t it show people like the balls’ up in their real colours??!!
Labour are such a backstabbing bunch aren’t they??!
They’d ki ll their granny for her slippers wouldn’t they??!!
Not half.
KEN Livingstone is working and being paid by PRESS t.v. One of the founders denies the Holocaust, is homophobic and rejects the concept of womens’ rights.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/the-truth-about-mahmoud-ahmadinejad/
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/ken-employed-by-organisation-that-denies-the-holocaust/
two eds are better than one. he he he
Right, if we’re resorting to puns I’m going to say “The Ballbarians are at the gates” in reference to Ed and Yvette’s little coup.
On me Ed son!
Jonah Brown is The Freakfather, he’s back in command:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2474/thefreakfather.jpg
you know what?
the real losers in all of this are, as usual, the electorate. We have a coalition that is quite wobbly, to say the least – an opportunistic government that nobody voted for. And an opposition that looks like it couldn’t make a jelly trifle without falling out or even falling in it!
It says clearly that UK politics is in the shit which is great in the economic circumstances we find ourselves. These bastards, paid by us, are plainly only interested in their own situations and don’t give a toss about the people who pay them to be there.
They should all resign before they find themselves in gaol or we physically kick the shit out of them
If you need some help just give me a shout. Success guaranteed.
I like your ‘jelly’ theme, what with ‘wobbly coalitions’ and ‘trifle’…I bet that nice Ed balls likes trifle , he is always got that smile on his face.
Ha! When was the LAST time you shower of morris dancing wickers “physically kicked ” the shit out of YOUR govt??
If you HAD, then this country would perhaps have been one we could have been proud of!
Twat!
Ed Will take “Gideon the nodding donkey” too the cleaners.
If they were all competent life would be very dull. I personally will vote anyone with serious personality defects, a dodgy past, financial irregularities and a propensity to copulate with the nearest thing with a pulse, provided they make ridiculous and unsustainable promises after my self-interest.
Yes I talk to Gordon & Neil everyday……….
But thats the last fcuking time I’ll listen to Ed “Blinky” Balls……..the fcuking ar*ehole…..
Oh swell, Balls is back. All swell that ends swell.
I hope it is a female civil servant. There has been far too many fufge packer revelations of late.
Actually, I look forward to our weekly outing.
Labour politicians eh? Don’t you love them? They’d make their own babies into kebabs if it furthered their “careers”.
as opposed to those, oh so gentlemanly tories…..
pull the other one pundit
I shall miss the tortoise features of the economic wizard Al Jonson? or whoever he was.
Is Alex the same chap as “belardinellia@parliament.uk” who uses his work email address uses for Paypal payments? I paid him at this email address in 2004. Didn’t know civil servants were allowed to use govt property for personal profit.
You paid him?
Might one ask for exactly which goods or services?
Never turn your back on this Liebour opposition.
In this case it appears it’s true that it couldn’t have happened to a nicer fella.
Prescott and Johnson, both caught with Civil Servants, both from Hull. What is wrong with Hull women?
Keel-haul the buggers.
Clearly you’ve never been there.
You have never visited Hull ? They all smell of fish.
Well it does rhyme with dull. There’s a clue.
Alan Johnson was that rarest of things, a likeable politician. Maybe he wasn’t up to being chancellor, but given his track record, neither is Ed Balls.
Labour have lost a Labrador, and only Rottweilers remain on the front bench. A pity.
But apart from the mongs here, does the rest of the country really care?
True. Very true indeed.
What he lacked in intellegence, he had in personality and humanity.
Enter Balls & Co … what he lacks in …… is precisely what Labour needs right now.
All Moslems are dangerous terrorists.
All socially concerned humans are the enemy within.
Greed is good.
So is pain, evidenced from the cheers ringing out from the government benches at the news of cuts, cuts and more cuts to front line services, as opposed to management.
Don’t ya just love Conservatism?
Time to up the medication.
Why Pundit, are you sick?
“All Moslems are dangerous terrorists.”
Almost true, you just left out “potentially”
Anonymous – you forgot to say, “There is no deficit”.
Not in the HoC pension fund.
Surely that is the yardstick of the nation’s health and prosperity?
“The secret of the National Insurance Fund is….there is no fund!” Ernest Bevin (I think). Same applies to HoC pensions.
And yet you voted for a continuation of the charade.
You can fool some of the people for some of the time.
Or a lifetime in Engineer’s case.
Oh dear. TaT’s escaped from his straightjacket again.
NURSE!
I’m busy wiping Engineers arse.
Let the Big Society take care of it.
Nye Bevan actually
Oh dear, a real live moron here, Nye is an abbreviation of Earnest, halfwit.
All British people are evil
All people who create wealth are the enemy within.
Extortion is good.
So is taxation evidenced from the cheers ringing out whenever borrowing or taxes rise.
Don’t ya just love the Looting party.
said the septic simpleton
If all this is true – then we really should not let any of these hateful people anywhere near the levers of power. Left, right or middle-of-the-road, you just cannot trust a politician to be anything other than devious and self-serving.
“Yet still Miliband rewarded him with the prize he craved… ”
Well, that will be because although a supposedly educated man, Miliband is a dim fuck
Bliss to see the liebour scum knifing one another in the back. But still the dumbos say ” Ave voted Labour all me life……..”
First visit to this site and what a disappointment. The comments read like a special needs edition of the Daily Mail. Sad.
Fuck off you crack head leftie wanker.
Said the special needs Daily Mail reader.
How’s your blog going?
Alan Johnson resigning is a bit of a let down for your “never wrong” prediction that he’d be PM. Any comment on that?
Insightful.
Dan, go and watch your special boxed set of the Chuckle Brothers, there’s a good lad.
Fuck off you sad muppet.
Dan
Welcome.
This is the external expression of the average tory’s inner life…
Enjoy…
I seriously expected adult discussion. This is embarrassing. Just childish insults being hurled. Cringeworthy.
Fuck off you po faced twat, and take your tight arsed pal with ya.
Dan, Get Aids and die slowly you leftie student scum.
Will the last Guardian reader please switch off the lights.
Honestly, seriously embarrassing. This is like a bunch of 12 year old girls slagging each other off on Facebook. You should be ashamed.
You should know all about that Dan you dirty old fucker.
like I said. Childish.
Dan’s in 3b and someone,s pinched his lunchbox.
Are you trying to groom me you horrible little man?
Dan so just how many 8 year olds do you fuck a night?
don’t hurry back Dan. You must be desperate.
Dan’s probably not a nice set of 8 year old’s buttocks to fondle after he’s had his pot and 2 pints of snakebite in the uni bar.
He’s desperate for cock too, I can recognise the type.
And got a secret crush on Warsi which he’s ashamed of because she’s a Tory.
Nailed them. LOL!
Praise the Lord!
Why?
Which one? There’s a house full of them, and they still keep creating them.
Kinnochio: I’ve got my party back.
Brown: I’ve got my potty back.
Kinnochio? Oh FFS grow up.
It’s quicker to type than ‘the Welsh windbag’.
Its ‘Kinnockio’ actually.
As usual when a leftie c u n t gets found out shagging of the side the BBC goes easy, just like fat northern shit (OK I know he’s Welsh as well) Prescott
I have never been on this site until now, but it is worse than I could have imagined.
Your imagination is fucking shite then is all I can say.
I suspect that is actually all you can say. That’s what depresses me.
I suspect you’re knob, but carry on.
Goodbye then. (you won’t be missed)
Childish. So embarrassingly childish.
Give it a rest you self righteous cuпt, your type is not missed on here at all.
Not while the T*ry wankfest is in hand.
I think we all know that you would never call me a self righteous Hunt to my face so why make such a fool of yourself?
Fuck off cuпt.
Only one bloke making an arse of himself tonight.
Anyone else spotted Wally on her this evening?
Then you have No imagination
Do tell why,here we are just normal tribal bluetops having a chat on what’s happening with those evil reds and you come along as an anymong and say
“I have never been on this site until now, but it is worse than I could have imagined”.
No explanation,why ?.
If you can think of an explanation then your free to let us know,we are also free to let you know,but if Liebour get back in nobody will be free to let anybody know.
Liebour? Please, are you an adult?
Describes them perfectly Dan, fucking liars the lot of ‘em
Evening TwAT.
Have a full refund and fuck the fuck off.
Another empty redneck rightwing promise straight from Alaska.
If Sarah Palin pisses, AC1 feels the benefit of the trickle down effect.
Tat,
I’ve told you before that looking in the mirror is bad for your sense of self-esteem.
Much play being made of Blinky’s First from Oxford, particularly Rick Nobinson who implies Balls is some kind of economic guru
PPE=Philosophy, Politics and Economics………..
Ed Balls’ economic credentials are already toast, so Oxford may not be the best place to educate your children
Well said.
Kudos to everyone but Ed (RIP) Miliband
The lunatics are again out of the asylum.
Be afraid, UK, be very afraid.
Rick Nobinson? Please fucking GROW UP.
Grow Up ?
Have a read at your earlier post – then reflect my friend.
Get a grip.
I’ll wager you’re getting too much of a grip Dan, you fucking wanker.
Get a gimp Dan.
Dan, please come back one day, you’re so funny.
Unlike you.
You do realise you’re the entertainment for the evening don’t you? We’ve had better to be honest, so expect another booking.
Why are you so concerned about people growing up ??
You sound exactly like a grumpy old fart.
He is a grumpy old fart.
Mum Mum, Every one is calling your little Dan a bastard, SON you are don’t tell your father
Winter not over
Personal reasons could not
be foreseen. Balls up.
Labour Sleaze continues apace.
Let the comedy commence.
“Alan was the BEST man for the job” !!
Really?
Keep close to your friends but closer to your enemies, eh Ed ?
Come the Ides of March you’ll have wished you hadn’t made today’s appointment.
Bad decision, Ed. Bad for you, bad for my country. Typical Labour.
You have just given Balls & Co a tilt at the nation’s leader-in-future.
Toenails is already fawning.
Goodnight Ed.
Vote Ed get Ed
Take a read at our soldiers ripping some BBC c u n t anew arse on this forum.
Fuck the BBC
http://www.arrse.co.uk/current-affairs-news-analysis/156360-bbc-two-battle-helmand.html
“our soldiers”
Isn’t that what it says on your birth certificate under the heading father?
At least he’s got something under ‘father’ on his birth certificate – unlike you.
Anon, another leftie c u n t. Shouldn’t you be raping an 8 year old boy in some London urinal? That’s what you fuckers normally get up to when not protesting.
If i were into raping 8 year old boys, don’t worry, you’d be first on the list.
If……I like it.
If you vote LibLabCon, you undoubtedly do.
I think we’ve established that the ‘If’ at the beginning of your comment @ 426 was totally superfluous if you’re admitting to being a Labour voter. You’ve helped to shaft a whole generation with £5 trillion of fucking debt. Now crawl away and die.
With Anonybottom’s devasting insight in unmasking hopelessly partisan Labour trolls, what future is there left for the anarchists?
You cannot possibly believe that, can you? Your comment wasn’t funny, or thought provoking. Just childish. Tou wouldn’t have the courage to call anyone a c u n t to their face so either shut up or please GROW UP
FFS Dan take that dildo out of your fucking arse.
Order ! Order ! Stop obsessing about people growing up.
If the suggestion that Ed Balls has caused the resignation is true then it makes millibands decision to promote him as being disgraceful. No honour amongst thieves I would venture.
Two Eds are better than one, especially with these two useless Huntz.
Come on Guido
Tell it like it is. This is just complete shit made up by Coulson. Anyone who thinks you are not his mouthpiece is going to be in no doubt now…
Nope. Johnson is definitely quitting. It’s on t’BBC.
not that – the nonsense about Balls setting it up.
Oh do come on. That’s exactly the kind of thing Balls would do. He was Brown’s chief enabler. The idiot behind the Maximum Imbecile. There are reports of him going berserk at Brown when he failed to execute an earlier coup against Blair.
He tried to replace Darling with himself. The better to deny the deficit.
Not set up by Balls?
His Spad not in the frame?
You should stick to putting up youtube clips – at least there’s the slight possibility you’re trying to bring some political balance. You sound even more desperate and whiny and a Labour apologist when you try arguing.
Cabinet sources tell me that George Osborne set up Wiliam Hague and David Cameron set up David Laws.
Hohohoho. That’s more like it.
Go on, post that Youtube clip of Hague. For balance.
Hahahahahaha.
Rattled doesn’t begin to describe you.
Dave’s little doggie is getting angry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
**PRESS**
The problem is that given past history, it’s very believable. It’s absolutely in character for Balls and his minions to brief against people. It’s what he does, all the time.
It really is. Balls is the sort who would deliberately feed Johnson a duff line to take or bad figures just to watch him make an arse of himself in public.
That’s basically what Ball’s “lecturer” told an acquaintance.
It’s complete horseshit.
Only a trio of paranoid wankers like you could possibly believe that someone who didn’t have the slightest idea Johnson was going now has un-named “sources” [yeah, right LOL!] telling him Balls somehow set the whole thing up, including a marriage breakdown, with the Sunday Times.
Desperate, desperate stuff.
Wait, isn’t Johnson married to Kirsten Imrie?
I have jutht appointed Gordon Brown ath Leader of the Labour party.
Postie went because he failed to deliver.
Second class.
Is this the Red Box Blues story, or was that someone else? I always thought Johnson was too nice to be “Nick”.
who has Johnson been shagging? Is it a woman?
Please leave Ben Bradshaw out of this
Thank you
Not him, his Met bodyguard has been suspended because of allegations of an affair with Mrs Johnson
WRONG Decision, Brother.
After 3 months in the wilderness you could’ve been shaddow chancellor today ..
But then again your politica skils were always found wanting.
Until today I wasn’t aware that was a genetic flaw.
This site seems to be under attack by Labour trolls. Blinky becoming shadow chancellor has obviously got them worried.
No. They’re upset that we’re taking the p155 out of Johnson and Balls.
How very dare we.
Hahahaha.
When it comes to the subject of pissing into the wind, no one can hold a candle to jgm2.
What a great time for British politics !
The Worst bunch of so called tories in history along with the worst ever leader !
and a Labour party led by a little boy who is just about to be mauled , humiliated and deposed by the nearest thing to Hitler we have seen in 70 years
The “Ball’s of Balls” to stand on tv and say Johnson will be a great loss to labour by the very bastard who hired the aid to destroy him is unheard of
It used to be one party exposing the wrong doings of the other
but how things have changed with the new breed
once useless Ed has gone it will clear the way for his brothers return so the gang can be complete once more
Does anybody on this site give a f*** about how this country is being (miss-)governed, or is is just an opportunity to deliver awfully clever and witty textbites?
I’ve never delivered a clever or witty post in my life, and i’ve no intention of starting now.
Sorry, I just cant compete with the wit and cleverness of your blog.
Just where is it?
we ended boom and bust because we give a f***.
Both, I’d say.
Some of the papers claiming his wife’s been having an affair with one of their bodyguards.
I hope he was a T*ry bodyguard.
Make a change from us being fucked by Labour.
Bad Al and George Gallingway on QT. Puke.
What a pair of utter c’unts. Sucking up to Balls already.
Big Al on coz it’s from Burnley FFS!
Campbell is a fucking lying shit stain with blood on his hands. Nobody I know can stand the arse wipe.
Martial arts expert Alan Johnson
decribes what he will do to the bastard who grassed him up
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/10/alan-email.jpg
So poor Al’s out and Big Ed’s in
Oh deary me, ain’t that a sin?
And is that petty playground putsch
Supposed to give us all a rush?
You want cold shivers down your spine?
A match and book will work just fine
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348930/Man-arrested-burning-Koran-Carlisle-city-centre.html
What the fuck is the chairman of the footballers association doing on QT? He just said Blinky is a man of principle!!! Christ on a fucking moped!
He says there were ‘Extraneous circumstances’ – FFS! Muppet!
CRINNGGEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can put a man in a suit, but ..
i thought posties wife was fucking the bodyguard?
I note Labour-Rent-A-Crowd have been invited en bloc to Question Time once again..
So so typical.
Time to restructure the BBC (when did I hear that last?)
I despair.
I love the BBC.
You can always buy some rope at B&Qs
Have you ever tried to apply to be in the QT audience ? I did. They want to know everything about you apart from your inside leg measurement. There’s even a little box to fill in about your politics. Insert ‘ Conservative’ and your application is automatically deleted.
As a brain dead voter, what else did you expect?
Ever heard of tactical lying?
No. My name’s not Tony B£iar.
Yes I did. I was rejected too. You are so right.
Listen to the hand-clapping and you have the answer week after week.
They are actually clapping Campbell! Clapping the c’unt!
What sort of brain dead socialist fodder are they?
You’re so right, just turned over in disgust, a real left wing self-congratulatory love fest. Who in their right minds would describe Mcavity as an economic heavyweight…. oh yeah, same person who thought postie might be able to tackle the job. Al ja beeba strikes again. FFS, Dave, do something about them!
Millipede will live to regret Balls. Oh and worse, putting voldemort !the coffers are empty” in charge of work and pensions brief.
Brilliant!
The T*ry voters are beginning to understand how B&P voters feel.
QT is pure Labour party astroturfing.
Can only happen thanks to the “unique” way AlJaBeebya is funded (threats).
The Toady prog = Fri am = Justin Creep whilst cooing together with some US nonenity about how Oblamer is blueblood and spiritual leader (FFS) trotted out the line – But here at bbc we have to be IMPARTIAL – beyond irony.
When Balls speaks he always seems to have a slightly smarmy, slightly smug shit eating grin, however serious the subject. He reeks of the playground bully, smiling as he sits across your face and farts.
You might say that my resignation marks the Last Post…..
Johnsons final meeting with his economic advisors !
http://www2.hull.ac.uk/ifl/images/aj%20and%20kids%20with%20hoops%202.jpg
Where’s the Oil cash stash, Gorgeous George ?
Where’s the WMD Blair ?
Don’t forget the Charity donations that vanished.
Bad Al is a truly evil c-unt. Wish he’d just top himself or get cancer.
Or both
Iraq now being discussed on QT. Galloway first up. Should be fun when it gets to Bad Al.
Do the Nuconned us have anybody other than the farmers wife to put on QT,it’s like putting her amongst the sharks,she will be eaten alive ,it requires a NuConned us shark to be around those two..
Incorrect.
She IS being eaten alive.
By the audience too. She is out of her depth, that’s why she was invited I’d guess.
It’s Barnsley. They vote Labour. Because their dad’s did.
Hear! Hear!
When are they going to do a QT from somewhere civilised?
It’s always these shit holes full of students or Labour donkeys.
What’s Simon Hughes excuse ?
He votes Labour because …. (answers in less than 400 words)
He’ll choose his moment when the ConDem alliance is having problems then he’ll defect with his incompetent pal Cable.
I’m surprised they turn up at all…
Their kids are probably being gang raped by M•sims in mummy’s bed while she’s on the telly…
As an honest politician, she is so obviously out of her depth.
I don’t like Galloway but top marks to him for calling him Goebells on QT!!!!
The Postman Always Rings Twice….Laura!!
Fucking ghastly Balls & his equally loathsome wife have now slithered up to pole position…… Watch out Eddie…..God how I love politics!!
You hold them in far greater esteem then I do.
AC on QT looks like he’s got TB
Fucking lung cancer I hope
Yet you hadn’t heard a peep about it or bothered to drop hints here like you did with Hague.
And you seriously expect people to believe you about “Shadow Cabinet Sources” just because you know the name of Balls SpAd ?
You’re talking shit.
Go on. Post a youtube clip of Hague ‘for balance’.
God you’re really rattled tonight.
Guido lied about Lord Taylor because there are no Tory expenses piggies.
+PRESS+
Hahahahahaha.
Even though you’re a great big Labour apologist button and I was confident I’d totally fucked with your mind (Psychology not being a proper science and all) I wasn’t certain until you posted that.
Thanks.
Do the Hague Youtube clip. For balance.
Go on. You know you want to.
Hahahaha.
Where’……s the blog?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’……s the blo-o-og?
Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog? Where’s the blog?
Where’……s the blo-o-og? Where’s the blog!?
++PRESS++
ROFL!!
Oh Johnson take me up the chutney
“tens of hundreds of thousands”
Fifteen ?
You’re either in front, or bringing up the party rear.
I love you Johnson
Ahh welcome to the club you can be my pps
Get a room you too
What a truly horrible bunch of evil bastard Marxist scum – if they will do this to each other what chance do the British people have? they would rape and sell their granny for political advantage.
Well Gordon I have to hand it to you, you have managed to breed a festering nest of evil who will spawn and attract others like them, keeping all of good intent away – nothing but the cold light of exposure on this lot will do.
It’s actually quite scary to think that the fucking arseholes in parliament, from all parties, are apparently the “best” we have got to do the job ?
It’s no wonder Baroness Warsi feels she can stand up and shit all over the British people without facing any real punishment.
We are fucked.
David Cameron needs a spine doctor.
I’ve seen stiffer spines on a Jellyfish.
Watching question time in HD is OK but seeing Caroline Spelman’s facial hair in its full glory is gross. Though surely the BBC lighting techs must be aware of this?
It’s better than Galloway’s twatish face rug.
I love Tony Blair
shouldn’t you be in bed wanking?
I wank furiously to pictures of Dave and Tony because I’m their little doggie.
To quote the Great Balls “So weak”
What kind of dog are you can I ask?
The sort that eats little Labour wankers for din dins. Woof!
I’m have stewed prunes for din dins again my care home nursie tells me, as long as I don’t shit myself again. Woof! Woof!
The Alzheimers kicking in again. Woof! Woof!
Last week, John Redwood was interviewed about his criticism of the B of E’s MPC. The BBC’s studio lighting appeared to give him a toothbrush moustache.
I love Dave and his close friend Baroness Warsi. No wonder I’m his obedient little doggie and arselicker when he talks such sense as this.
+PRESS+
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12242397
‘Conservative deputy chairman Michael Fallon said: “Alan Johnson is a good man and I wish him well. But what really beggars belief is the appointment of Ed Balls…
“He was Gordon Brown’s first lieutenant… [They] brought the government to the brink of bankruptcy.“‘
Get used to it Labour bed-wetters. You’re going to be hearing that for the next fifteen years. Or until Balls gets sacked.
Sweet.
Will end up in the hand of private Cooooooompanies.
and they might do a better fucking job of it.
If we are lucky!
The earlier the NHS is privatised the better for all of our people.
PERIOD.
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jgm2 is a Ghastly Piece of Filth like Nick Griffin.
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Fucking fucking Hell. I have not seen Question Time in years and now I know why.
The BBC selects an Audience of leftist dullards and feeds them with leftist shite.
Claps all round for Al Campbell (shudder)
He may be a wicked and malicious c*unt who helped rig the evidence to justify a war in Iraq resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths and drive a brave public servant to suicide just so his wife would get a pension.
But he’s one of us and his hearts in the right place.
e may be a wicked and malicious c*unt who helped rig the evidence to justify a war in Iraq resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths and dr*ve a brave public servant to suicide just so his wife would get a pension.
But he’s one of us and his hearts in the right place.
As long as they get satisfaction for their £142.50, who cares?
And if they’re somewhere where leftist dullards are thin on the ground, they bring their own in a coach.
“We’ll take one more question from the woman on the far left”
How ironic.
You take most questions from the people from the far left Mr D.
Did you notice when Campbell and Galloway got into a sort of feeding frenzy, but Spellman was saying her piece quite successfully, how Dims immediately jumped in and interrupted her again?
He really sucks.
O/T – perhaps Baroness Whoresi could look into this sort of shit before accusing the rest of us of bigotry
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348931/Judges-concern-woman-raped-husband-drops-case-community-pressure.html
ANAGRAM of Alastair Campbell: A baptismal recall
So it’s Alan Johnson’s wife doing the shagging on the side is it?
Apparently, it’s the only action your wife gets.
Hague is felching her Chutney
Mmm
As it is the wife and the bodyguard – is the title of this thread just rubbish – polite word
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12242397
‘Conservative deputy chairman Michael Fallon said: “Alan Johnson is a good man and I wish him well. But what really beggars belief is the appointment of Ed Balls…
“He was Gordon Brown’s first lieutenant… [They] brought the government to the brink of b*nk*u*t*y.“‘
Get used to it Labour bed-wetters. You’re going to be hearing that for the next fifteen years. Or until Balls gets sacked.
Sweet.
Young innocent numpties.
Just what are they like?
Read your history books, Sonny.
The British Empire was evil and hated throughout the world, until Chez Guevara, Joe Stalin and Polly Toynbee created a carbon-neutral zero-emission global socialist utopia in which no-one wanted for anything and everyone was happy.
There was a brief hiccup in 2010-2011 when the Tory-led government ruined all of Glorious Labour’s astonishing successes, but it was dealt with swiftly.
As told by Mad Hattie Harman’s Curiously Cavernous Front Bottom, and believed by no-one.
Ha ha! Very good.
dats funneee coz dey is all commeenazi’s innits ?!? fuud gows in mowth ?!?
Come on. Hague. Youtube. Obey your programming.
***PRESS***
Ha ha! Very good. I see you are taking the piss out of toryboys who parrot witless stereotypes because they are too thick to have a brain of their own. You should have added Marx to make it really realistic though.
Always remember just how stupid they are.
Votch zis space.
Das ist meinen linen, schweinhund.
Guido, as I have always suspected you’re a chancer who actually knows fuck all, you have no insider information and took a wild stab in the dark. So much for your ‘sources’ and ‘widely rumoured affair.’
You’ve made yourself look a right clown (and not for the first time!)
You should have seen him at the wheel after a skinful.
I support Baroness Warsi 100%.
Let him without sin cast the first stone.
That sounds a bit violent. Let’s hold a team meeting and drive forward the rehabilitation experience.
Modded? No way!
Oh this is going to be fun! Every time Balls opens his mouth Osborne will be there, I trust, ready willing and able to remind him of Labour’s latest economic fuck-up
I just can not believe the impartiality of this week’s QT. Spelman is the only person representing the left and the Chair will not allow her to speak.
Of course I meant partiality.
I was a teenager once you know
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/17/article-1295576-0A77EC7A000005DC-142_468x439.jpg
oh dear!
I pledge to be Leader for 5 more years and keep Dave in power.
I pledge to win the AV vote like I won Oldham!
Where has my Party gone ???
Wait a few days for events to trickle through, dullard.
You mean VAT, inflation, unemployment or the NHS?
Because the public really gives a shit about shadow chancellors don’t they?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!
Durrrrrrrr Who was at the helm of the Exchequer with Gordon Brorown swigging champers with the bankers once a month over dinner?
We really do give a shit about who is shadow Chancellor, particularly one who was so drubbed at his own seat that he had to launch his leadership campaign in a constituency 70 miles away from his own in he was unfortunate enough to bump into one of his electorate. Balls had over 90 per cent shaved off his majority in one swoop!
duuurrrrrr
we will watch this tw@t with interest
And the public never stops talking about Brown these days do they? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Why didn’t Obama mention Bush in the midterms ?
When you muster sufficient brainpower to work out the reason and why Cameron can’t fight the last election again, get back to us you fuckwitted simpleton.
ROFL: You’re the fuck witted simpleton, I bet your voting slips have that printed on them
Poor tat thought the Postie would be PM.
Awww….. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You fucking retard
Touched a nerve? That happens when you think money grows on trees you tw&t
QT next venues:
Cambridge (audience packed with lefty students)
Workington (audience packed with Labour donkeys)
Plus ca change.
It’s a disgrace.
.
Whatever they do between now and the BBC cuts they are going to happen. Goodbye to a rubbish lot of lefties.
Cambridge City is a small yellow dot in the deep Blue Tory sea of East Anglia. That’s why the BBC always have to go back there and be able to say that QT covers every region of the UK.
And now MARK FUCKING STEEL is on This Week.
I have to shoot the telly now.
With Fiona, the old blond tart.
And Jaquie Smith.
And Portillo.
And Brillo.
Who needs cheap pornstars?
Johnson’s wife’s affair with his bodyguard: Marital turmoil forced Shadow Chancellor to quit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1349011/Johnsons-wifes-affair-bodyguard-Marital-turmoil-forced-Shadow-Chancellor-quit.html
So why did he resign? He ain’t done nothing wrong
Postie’s body guard was shagging his wife:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1349011/Johnsons-wifes-affair-bodyguard-Marital-turmoil-forced-Shadow-Chancellor-quit.html
Maybe he’s upset, d’ya think? And suddenly a job his heart wasn’t in (as caretaker) suddenly mattered even less?
He’s going to need that ministerial cash to keep her in the manner to which she’s become accustomed.
And not having his heart in the job didn’t stop him from being a crap Health Secretary and Home Secretary. But, to be fair to the Labour-economy-destroying enabler and deficit denier, I s’pose he must be a bit upset if his missus has gone off piste like that.
Johnson at it himself. Was widely discussed last year. The Sundays will get him.
The wife’s story will probably bring Johnson’s affair out of the closet.
Ohhhh. It’s like the Mad Nad’s situation? The man she’s fucking has dumped his missus ‘cos she’s an alki. Poor fella. Has to get his plums drained by the font of Christian kindness, Nadine cos the ex spends all her time dr*nk*ing.
Get your excuses in first sort of approach?
Ooooh. That’ll come back to bite him if that’s the case.
One cuckold too far.
I charged the taxpayer for my bar room tabs so I was the Alki in that affair. As God told me the other day, though shalt not commit adultery.
Mr Rice is ‘protecting’ Theresa May. Wonder how he copes with those weird space suits and leopard print boots.
Erm.. you can still trust us.
Honest.
Were you undercover?
Jaquie Smith looking hot, hot, hot, on this week, in a strict governess type of way.
Surely she deserves greater exposure.
Exposure to microwave radiation,maybe swine flu.
Gamma rays
Exposure to the Courts would be good.
I want my 100,000 odd quid back.
(Smith does fake shock routine at this point)
She has to at least try to look hot to compete with all her husband’s p*orn videos.
She’s certainly becoming more attractive … I can see the marks on her face (which seems to be sitting upon a pile of pancakes) which suggest the bargepoles are now actually touching her.
Claps.
Only in the Readers Wives rejects section…
with the hot air coming from her, flaps open
So have they both been having an affair or has Guido been sold a pup? Are we in front of him and he’s behind?
Go on. Give us the Youtube clip of Hague.
***PRESS***
Fiona Phillips (Liebour Supporter) on Brillo slating the government rather than being objective on her presentation. WTF!
Timney’s Tits next to Portillo on the sofa.
She’s getting ‘over exited’.
‘My GP seeing pound signs over my head’ – stupid bint.
Looks like a dog. Afghan hound possibly.
Agreed.
Her and her husband rake tens of millions in … then she complains her kids are treated to 5th choice comprehensive school !
Look this cow up on Wiki to see the truth about her constant socialist bleating about “I feel your pain”.
Labour Hypocrite at the very top level.
What a spoilt disgusting bint.
Her and her husband rake tens of millions in … then she complains her kids are treated to 5th choice comprehensive school !
She should move to Diane Abbott’s constituency. The state schools there are now so good that if her only son wasn’t already grown up and out of (private) school she’d be delighted to send him there. So she would. Honest.
I will really miss my friends !
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuFe7uwTxRN35daJ7x4RmeqMZ7PiBGqGtP0NPue_-iKZwKajC8nw
Don’t blame the Milimongs, it was Balls what shafted you.
Portillo on TW:
Balls is unsackable and has absolute power in the Labour Party.
Spot on analysis.
Is it all part of the naughty schoolboys plot, if he can bring balls into line he can lead the next government
No he can’t.
I wish Guido would be straight on with the stories here. First the innuendo of being outed implies that Alan is Gay. Instead of being so hush hush and secretive, either state “Johnson Gay Affair” or like the Mail have done “Johnson wife Affair”. Your losing my respect and interest now Guido. This IMO is another example of your insider knowledge falling flat on its arse.
Does this mean Hague isn’t gay then?
You sound disappointed because you wanted to move inside Hagues arsehole if you ever got too ashamed of living inside Cameron’s ringpiece.
+PRESS+
Collect your refund from the ticket kiosk in the foyer.
If Guido gets his “facts” wrong, then he is off the radar IMO. You “Old Tory Bigot” remind me of a caricature of Beavis and Butthead. Oh look “Alan is GAY, tug tug tug, moan moan moan”. Life is too short to trawl the net of non news sites; There is a good site out there: “Climate Change is caused by Wanking”, google it, its right up your street.
Oh yes you’ve got me bang to rights Doc. Eh?
You obviously know what I think about any subject.
I actually don’t think “Alan is GAY”. Who the fuck brought that up?
Also I think climate change is a real concern.
Take the mote out of your own eye dear doctor.
The Doctor has gay thoughts on the mind. Quite a lot, it would seem.
climate change could be eradicated if all the ultra uber green Nazis just terminated themselves. Lots less hot air. And no more BBC Whoopee!
Just a thought!
I love the BBC and Al Gore.
I hate Al Gore and the BBC and th IPCc and the removal of the words man made from Gllobal Warming Arguments, though I do like the ter Anthropomorthic instead of ‘man made’, tha should sort out the thickies
bugger predictive texyting!
I was watching Red Ed on the news making his statement earlier. Why does he speak out of the side of his mouth, it is rather like watching someone who has had a stroke.
I’m so wonley
I’m standing behind Warsi 100% even if my Lib dem friends and that Ghastly Piece of Filth Nick Griffin don’t like her.
+PRESS+
Warsi is a fool but for Champagne Charlie to accuse others of not being up to the job is given his record of turning up to events too pissed to speak properly and not turning up too events due to being too pissed to speak properly.
You sad, sad people. I’ve never felt so low about the state of our once great nation. People posting on this site are so full of hate and bile.
Please sit quietly alone, and think about your own miserable lives that drives the hatred inside you.
I pity you all
I pledge to be Chancellor in a few months as Guido has sources inside the Cabinet that confirm it.
Please remember to watch our former greatest leader President Bliar later today, with his session at the Chilcot enquirey, and its very pleasing to note that Chilcot cannot get enough of our former greatest leader & have pleaded with him to return for a second glorious time, hopefully all day
Our Greatest Leader will no doubt evade answering any question directly, and quite rightly he has no need to give any truthful answers or infromation at all. That is not in his nature plus his wonderful wife Cherie wont allow it.
The british tax payers should be thanked for providing all of the thousands of extra Police as security to restrain his adoring British Public who just wish to shower the greatest Leader with there adoring best wishes, when he arrives & when he leaves.
Most go need as I need to finish my detention by writing out 500 times “why the fcuk did I make that tosser Johnson the Shadow Chancellor” And give them to my New Head Mr Balls without delay !
I supported Blair and the Iraq war and I still support Blair on the Iraq War.
Afghanistan is going well isn’t it ?
David C …….Our Greatest President is a much bigger fish…..your still a wet
but not at wet as me…….so wait your turn inline
Ooops cant stop here any longer just learnt my new head teacher, nasty Mr Balls is on his way back………and I’ve still not finished writing out of of my lines he set…..I must try very hard not to upset him as he does get very angry, especially when asked about the total Balls Up’s of the last 13 years…….he say’s he never made any so it must be true……& hopes now Gordon will soon be welcomed back to the front (park) bench in the near future…..
Oh goody ………..better were all Red than another Ed….and we make a nice big daisy chain all getting a big golden rivet each….
It had been nice here the last few days without your insane rants. Looks like your occasional sudden absences are because you’ve been sectioned. And now you’re back to say tat, wuv, winkie, lickspittle and Yap! Yap! Yap! again.
Dave’s little poodle is going to cwy!! Awww…….
Hahahahahahahahahahahaa!!
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Fuck off Tat
Alan Johnson’s former personal security officer is to be suspended for porking his missus!
Suspended on grounds of taste, perhaps?
Nice play out at the end of This Week. The speaker walking through parliament to the song Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean.
Alan Johnson will be PM!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahhaahaaaa!!
Guido appears to have got his facts badly wrong here. If AJ decides to act on the version of this story first published Guido could be looking at a serious claim for defamation.
He won’t.
As a Time lord I have come here to warn you against Voting in Labour again – I have been to the future, I know the awful future you have created by trusting Labour again.
In that future Ed Balls deposes Red Ed and Balls ends up as an unelected P.M. he then recalls Gordon Brown as his chancellor who in turn deposes Ed Balls and once again Gordon Brown ends up as an unelected PM.
You have been warned – never ever trust Labour again
I’ll never trust the Conservatives again
We’re already taking orders from Gordon and Kinnockio.
Shouting George Bush every five minutes certainly helped me win the midterms.
See! irony isn’t that hard to get.
We now know Mrs J was enjoying her pork sausage, but that does not change whether Mr J was doing similar or not.
Guido may be right. We shall see.
The fact she was doing it may mean they had a Shane-Warne like arrangement, who knows.
who knows ? sources tell me that William Hague’s wife was having an affair with his SpAd! er… is this right ??? who knows!
Put everything in your wifes name Guido, I see court action in your future.
Or at the very least… constant ridicule.
He obviously made this shit up thinking he would sound like he still had some inside knowledge of Westminster.
Instead, now the truth is out, he comes across as a Coulson stooge inventing any old bullshit on the spur of the moment to try and discredit his Conservative paymasters enemies.
In short.. he IS now Damian McBride.
Fuck off !!
You Fuck off Weasel.
Can’t see why just THIS matter over his wife would cause resignation of him from Shadow Cabinet in the way it was done which seemed rather hurried with perfunctory reasons given…there must be more to it and rest assured the hacks will be on the case… I expect to read some sordid tales in the Sundays which may shed some further light on the reason for Johnson’s hurried departure(that and the fact he hadn’t a clue about economics of course but then again neither had Brown and he was still Chancellor for 10 years)
The bodyguard’s been referred for an official investigation by the police.
You think they are doing that for a fucking laugh ?
The wife was having an affair.
Guido was wrong and making up any old nonsense.
Deal with it.
Johnson could have done a Tessa, separated, walked out on his spouse, and kept his political career. If Red Ed wanted him to stay on, that option could have been followed.
Can’t think of many front line politicians who have had marital difficulties resigning cos the wife was unfaithful.
Hit the nail on the head. …..this in itself alone is not a resigning matter…take Robin Cook as an example….he ditched his wife and still carried on as Foreign Secretary and Leader of the House until he resigned OVER Iraq NOT marital infidelity…let’s face it nobody cares whether you’re faithful/unfaithfal/gay or hetero these days as long as you don’t lie about it……………it’s usually the cover-up that causes the problems not the actual events
This is not a resigning affair. My paranoid windowlicker friends can’t accept that Guido was wrong.
Who looks the C@nt now?
WOOOHOOOOO !!! When can I get my hands on the Nation’s cheque book again !!!
I’ll also abolish Boom and Bust…….again
BOOO HOOO HOOO!!!! Can you add up my expenses for me please ?? The sums are too hard for me.
I’m going to abolish Bailing out the Irish bankers with £7 BILLION of British taxpayers money……again……after all the other Euro Bailouts planned this year.
Expenses ?? Shred ‘em !!
My hero!! If only I had done that with my taxpayer funded mortgage and Wisteria.
Shut up about expenses.
Ed Milli takes Johnson out and tucks in two balls
Is this a dagger which I see before me ??
Guido, did you know about this alleged affair for some time?
If you did, why didn’t you run it on your blog? You know that hacks keep an eye on what you write.
What alledged affair? It was the wife who had the affair not Postie.
Guido doesn’t have a clue what he’s writing any more.
A warning to everyone…..never dr*nk and blog.
Why d*d you ‘*’ out the ‘i’ in drink? Th*ck sh*t!!
Calm down dear! You’re only an anal twat.
Because he’s been up posting constantly, pleading like the pathetic Labour apologist he is, for balance, since 8PM last night and the drink has scrambled his brain.
Although, to be fair, which I like to think I am, it had probably scrambled his brain years ago.
Do you have a source for that?
From what the papers are reporting Guido the affair concerns his wife and his ex-protection officer. Who is the more correct?
Nobody knows and that’s the problem….after 13 years of Labour Spin,Deceit and half truths nobody believes what they’re told by politicians of ANY party any more….their spin doctors are all as bad as each other…..particularly as years later after the events its proved that the public were misled over things…and if they can be misled over things as serious as why why this country went to war why should they belive lesser things such as this. ???..there is no trust left between politicians and their electorate…this is the legacy of Blair and Co and the master will no doubt be giving us another master-class to-day at Chilcot
Hmmm… The police bodyguard is now under investigation while Guido’s “story” was based on him saying the word sources a few times with fuck all proof or anything to back him up.
Who is telling the truth ???? That IS a tough one.
Both are correct is the answer!
Betrayed by the very Gestapo I helped create.
No,no,no,no. Guido says you were having the affair so that must be the truth.
His Cabinet sources are now telling Guido that Wiliam Hague’s wife was taking Hagues spad up the arse and having a gay affair with the Spad.
Go on, post the Hague clip.
***PRESS***
Oh, fuck me, he did post it already. Just like I ordered him to.
Put down the bo*tle and get some kip Labour apologist droid.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!
**PRESS**
So glad I found this blog, Guido. We need more such political outspokenness in the “United” Kingdom. I shall bookmark this page, that’s for sure. If ever you need a box of matches to light any fuses, let me know!
Gizza a job Ed.
Ooops-a-fucking-daisy, Guido…..
WOW loads little Eddies puppies on here running all over the place like their minds posting up the same 3 you tube clips endlessly yapping on and on what the feck is wrong with you ? isn’t 13 yr s billions lost, pensions destroyed ,endless wars [which your lot lied about so stuff who else voted because your lot LIED!!] hundreds of thousands dead because your leaders couldn’t get on their knees fast enough for Bush [but its OK now because we laugh when Russell Howard tells jokes about thick Americans!!] !
Hope ye proud ? and I hope you get yer wish in 2011 and get run over by a riot van martyred for the cause! mark steel will love that!
Aye, they’re totally rattled.
Fucking delicious.
By Posties non existent affair ?
Aye, we’re laughing our arse off at gullible fools like you.
Fucking hilarious!
Who supported the Iraq war and still does ? Who promised to match Labour spending until the Bank crash ? Your hero Dave.
D Miliband is no hero of mine
But Call me Dave the Heir to Blair is.
Hey Guido
Thanks for posting any old bollocks that I give you. Sorry that this turned out to be duff info and makes you look a prat. I wouldn’t worry about it too much though cos mist people know you are a prat anyway.
I will be sending you more made up crap to post over the next few weeks.
It seems that you have to have Bug Eyes to get a job withe the Unite led Opposition
Fawkes seems reluctant to post more on this “exclusive”. But why ?
If you want uptodate news go and read a newspaper or watch tv news,if you want to stir the shit up in real time then first of all read Guido’s strapline,of plots,rumours etc,if you think your not getting your moneys worth then ring up Consumr Direct or your local Trading Standards .
or just plain bullshit he made up
Cue the pics of Balls parading in Nazi uniform….that should make him popular with Miliband, given the latter’s efnick background.
This is going to be fun!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12246410
So now it would appear that Mrs Johnson was “polishing a coppers helmet”
This is one union i could do without !
I keep wondering when the shitehawk Brown will suddenly appear as leader of the Liebour party,he wasn’t elected as leader and he wasn’t elected as PM so what’s stopping him this time.
It was all very convenient that this Alan Johnson story happened just before Blair goes to the Iraq inquiry, arguably a much bigger story. Labour spin machine in action.
No I just think the the stirrers couldn’t sink that low for an ex PM who’s only interest is wealth,houses and world power mmm my own question answered.
What was worst Guido – getting it wrong or finding that Andrew Porter of the Telegraph actually cited you as the source of his story – only for it to be wrong?
Are you going to say that did it on purpose just to stop people pinching from your site?
“Alan Johnson’s suspected affair with a civil servant was widely rumoured around Westminster…… The story was kept out of the papers – until now.”
Whatever you snivelling thunderHunt.
Hopefully this complete Balls up on your behalf will have people leaving your sorry excuse of a site in droves now that your previously low credibility has been eviscerated through not being able to keep your mouth shut about a story that genuinely had you perplexed.
Good day.
Reporters used to find their own stories and not sit on blogs waiting for them appear so they can cut n paste into newspapers,we’ve had 13years of goverment reports cut n pasted into newspapers,reporters are supposed to be the eyes and ears for the public to make sure public people are playing honest and fair,it also helps to sell newspapers.
The top three Mps in the Shadow cabinet are Brownites. With 2 dozen Blairites gone or working for DC, can we now say the DC is the leading Blairite at Westminster?
Huntstable Paul Rice
is about to be suspended by the Met after carrying out
his own internal investyigation
This will strengthen Labour as there will be less of a need to keep both Blairite & Brownte camps happy
Guido’s original story may well be true, with Mrs J then finding in part 2, after the EastEnder type booms, a nice warm shoulder to cry on .. I find the image of AJ as cuckold neat a bit hard to swallow, surely some other personal ingredients mixed into the brew. Meanwhile on Twitter some not altogether obscure literary and media female figures are “hearting” AJ and so on and offering “support”.
I believe Guido’s original story to be true – the bit about Mrs J is just a distraction. Let’s hope the whole truth will out.
Fair play to the police protection officer for shafting the wife – Labour have been shafting the rest of us for thirteen years, nice to see some payback.
Regarding the confusion over which Johnson was misbehaving, I would surmise that both are true – he was playing away, the pissed-off wife then decided to have her own fun, and her dalliance has been leaked by Labour as damage control for him.
Two words: Bron Madson.
And THIS is why Balls and Miliband cannot be trusted.
Shows the Westminster vermin and heir MSM hack stooges in their true colours though does it not?
Postman Twat does a Prescott on his wife but its the wife that gets the poison pill.
Political shit does the dirty and the likes of toenails keep it secret and as soon as it looks like the political shit is going to get grassed up by another political virus its a case of heaping the blame on the wronged wife? Niiice! and perfect for the likes of Gruppenfuhrer Balls.
Another under cover police operation that has back fired.
I never bugged nobody rozzers!
I don’t know what Mrs Johnson looks like. Is she attractive? Has Alan’s former guard got good taste in having an affair with her?
Andy Coulson was shagging the bodyguard so cabinet sources claim.
Johnson was a total thicko, so His Redness is better off without him.
The real question here is : was the assigned plod porkin’ his missus ?
It’s beginning to look like plods just can’t keep it in their pants.
coulson has gone the BBC reported it forst
I don’t know why you are all criticising Alan Johnson for being uneducated and unable to grasp the intricacies of economics, I am equally uneducated and don’t understand them either. It is entirely irrelevant, Gordon Brown has a Phd and certainly didn’t understand them. No politcian understands economics, to expect them to is to misunderstand politcians. Politicians enter politics to pursue their own agendas, normally money, in my case money and sex. Their limit of economic understanding is fiddling their expenses, and some of them are not even very good at doing that. Lol.
yup, we should criticise Alan Johnson for his lack of education and real life work experience; he was clearly out of his depth.
Thank fuck our economy is in the hands of someone with a 2:1 in Modern History who’s only job outside Conservative Central Office is a summers data entry for the NHS.
Was it my imagination but did the Mail web-site not run a piece about a top politician having obtained a “super-injunction” relative to his sexual exploits.
It was then taken-down are the two related.
My God, Balls looks smug, what about his missus?
Balls- asking to have that fat ego deflated
Campbell- I’ve never shouted f*ck off to anyone that often before on QT
Galloway-outrageous but hit a lot of right notes on the night-particulalry Iraq
Dimbelbore-time he started drawing his pension
Johnsons- I think there is more of this story to come out
Coulson- right decision-who can handle it now though?
What is a ‘totty?’ What is a ‘twat’? do you really have such low levels of literacy or do you have to accomodate your less than avarage followers?
do your knuckles trail the ground when you walk?
Is this purely a site for socially malajusted and those disaffected from the human species?
Who would read this?
What is Mr Fawkes’ I.Q?
Does he consider it to be above that of his ‘readers’?
Can none Mr Fawkes ‘commentators express themseves witho9ut resorting to the most base language?
does Mr Fawkes have any standards for his site? Why does he attract so many bullies?
Why is the part which Mr Fawkes endorses, devotes all his time to, and bases his life around, known as the nasty party?
Baroness Warsi
It’s been a busy week for you. Now you can relax with your burkha and dildo. Enjoy!
I’m off to a dinner party now……………