January 18th, 2011

Sexist Laurie Penny Exploits Unemployed
Pays Staff Below Minimum Wage

It’s a tough life being the New Statesman’s “voice of a generation”, but luckily Laurie Penny – our  favourite privately educated revolutionary who learnt about the hard knocks of life at Wadham College, Oxford – has found the solution to all her problems. Hire some help. She is advertising for an intern to help her with a book, which due to media demands she doesn’t have time to commit to herself. If only she spent more time typing instead of rioting…

The job is to “find statistics and quotes and case studies, talk over what I’m writing and hunt down sources and stories for me, and keep meticulous notes of all sources in academic format.” For this the lowly researcher will be paid the grand sum of £500 for 85 hours work. As a fearless left-wing campaigner for higher living standards for the workers surely Laurie must know that £5.88 per hour is short of the minimum wage and far from the “living wage” she publicly supports (£7.85). Apparently the job would  “suit someone who is currently out of work, working part-time, or parenting”. What planet is she on that she thinks parents can afford childcare on £5.88 per hour?

Even more controversial than the flouting of minimum wage legislation is her contempt for sexual equality legislation. She clearly states: “I’m probably looking for a female researcher”. The EHRC clearly says: “Stating a preference for a man or woman in a job advertisement is unlawful sex discrimination unless the requirements of the particular job mean that it is lawful to employ only a man or a woman”. Form an orderly queue…

UPDATE : Should point out for the sake of completeness that Penny’s practical understanding of unpaid internships was cushioned by the fact that she was lucky enough to have an inheritance to rely on when she was starting out in the media. Not everyone has that advantage…


522 Comments

  1. 1
    bbitgu says:

    Hang her !!!

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    • 5
      Jack Frost says:

      Annnoying cow was on Newsnight last night, talking about the Tunisian revolution, why?

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      • 25
        Seen it all before says:

        Because so few people in the UK who know anything about politics in Tunisia, hence the acreage of verbage and nonsense which everyone is being permitted to spout in the media at the moment.

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        • 204
          Noise says:

          Basically, if you’re an academic with no use to anyone in the business or technology worlds, you become a socialist.

          In this world you can prance about being all “social” and educated in the public sector. Doing jobs that in the old days people did for free out of the goodness of their own hearts.

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      • 32

        “I’m probably looking for a female researcher, and if you have a background in feminism or activism, all the better. However, any males who wish to persuade me that they can do the job just as well, I’m open to all suggestions.”

        That is enough to see her in court fopr discrimination.

        Loved the “I don’t have much, so I can’t pay much” argument on her blog. Save it for the beak

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        Gillian Duffy the 'Bigoted' McTurd Slayer says:

        It’s feckin’ sickening how the Al-Beeba Huntrollers always try and promote twunts like her and her ilk from a socialist/communist background!

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          Modafukkas says:

          That reminds me of the recent amount of anti-smoking bullshit the Beeb have been spouting. Recently they showed a “scientific study” where the “scientists” had added a poison to cigs to see how fast it would damage (in minutes).
          That’s like saying that adding Cyanide to health food means that health food is bad for you.
          Now they are also trying to pretend that the men live shorter than women because of smoking. The whole anti-smoking BS centres on selecting flawed studies and ignoring positive ones.

          Like ignoring the W.H.O. study that found that Pipe Smokers live longer than non-smokers, making a complete mockery of passive smoking “dangers” as well.

          It also centres on blaming deaths of people who happen to smoke on the smoking. Masses of people who have never been near smoke die of what they claim are “smoking related” diseases too, thereby proving that smoke isn’t the main factor.

          Sciatico’s rule:
          The more something is hyped by Government and Media, the more likely it is to be utter Bullshit.

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          • Anonymus says:

            So I guess you smoke, and can’t cope with the bleeding obvious.

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          • Modafukkas says:

            @Anonymong

            Yup, I smoke and, furthermore, I even grow my own tobacco now (and not the stuff brainwashed sheeople jump to conclude either).
            You are of course exactly the type of Mong that believes everything it’s told.
            Cigs are harmful, but nowhere near as bad as the hype for morons claims.

            I already told you above that I smoke the PIPE. That’s P I P E. Like cigars, one does not inhale pipe smoke. Get it? Pipe and cigar tobacco is not inhaled.
            Stupidly though, pipe tobacco carries the same cretinous warnings as cigarette tobacco.

            BTW, did you know that studies found that kids of smokers are LESS likely to catch lung cancer? Of course you didn’t know, you hick, stupid MONG.

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          • Anonymus says:

            @madeupnamefortoday

            Proves my point: you can’t cope with facts so you start on about mongs.

            I understand more about this than you do. Bizarrely I’ve even worked as a research scientist for a tobacco company.

            I looked up that research paper and they actually put in an isotopically labelled version of a toxin that is already in tobacco, and then they looked how it was metabolised. So they weren’t adding any chemical that isn’t actually in smoke.
            That clearly is a very dull sort of paper that has no place in the mainstream media. Entirely valid in its own context, and to answer the question “how long does it take to metabolise X into Y”.

            And I can swear quite proficiently if you’d prefer?

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          • Smokers hair and clothes never mind the inside of their car says:

            You still smell though.

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          • Smokers can’t smell you knobjockey!!!

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          • Anonymous says:

            Fair point but, unfortunately the rest of us can and they don’t half stink.

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          • Bazza says:

            Oh look, the “smokers smell boohiss” argument.

            It’s twats like the above that make me want to restart smoking tabs. In fact, smoker’s breath smells of tobacco – big deal – unless you’ve been brainwashed into thinking this a bad smell. I maintain that the worst smelling breath belongs to garlic-eating non-smoking bigoted lefty types, as they invariably give themselves permission to invade one’s personal space when delivering their hypocritical selfish bile.

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          • Your. Point is says:

            Strangely enough I’ve never come home with my clothes stinking of garlic having been in the presence of said garlic eaters.

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          • Dave Edmunds says:

            Nothing good about smoking and even pipe and cigar smoke raises your risk of mouth and throat cancer even though it is not inhaled.

            Libertarians and Righties should know this, not just daft old lefties.

            Sometimes bad is bad.

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          • Modafukkas says:

            @ anonymong, who can’t spell “anonymous”

            LOL, you are precisely the sort of “scientist” who will come up with whatever results your paymaster wants you to find.

            As for the shite about “mouth cancer”, you’ll find that anyone who drinks alcohol runs the risk of contracting it. Of course wankers like you would then blame it on smoking because you’re simply to shit at working out the real cause.

            You are in fact the kind of cretin who thinks mislabeling pipe tobaccos and cigars is a good idea, even though it’s simply wrong, just so you don’t jeopardise your stupid job.

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      • 459
        Black Crime says:

        How much did she get for appearing on Newsnight?

        More or less than Mr Fawkes got?

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    • 6
      AngryEnglishJon says:

      Commie bitch

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      • 12
        Anonymous says:

        Lazy sexist hypocrite who’ll happily take the credit for someone else’s hard work.

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        • 19
          Laurie Penny's father says:

          Incredible! You must know her very well, almost as well as I do! Have you err… no, surely nobody would?

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        • 183
          Tossflap Watch Is Back With A Vengeance!!!! says:

          That attitude is typical of many in the public-media-voluntary sector who act in a parasitic fashion towards those who do the REAL work, offer REAL ideas and make REAL progress despite being dealt with in such a patronising fashion.

          These parasites claim be on the side of those less fortunate but still expect to maintain their living standards at the expense of those they claim to serve.

          Fucking parasitic, brain-dead, public-teat-sucking tossflaps.

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          • Thank you Toss flap.

            “”Fucking parasitic, brain-dead, public-teat-sucking tossflaps” That just abou sums up the entire political class, the Banksters, the Bildrebergers, the media, the actor luvvies, the footballers,.

            Why the shit should anybody pay this a bitch for anything she produces which is so obviously the work of others. The Pigs are walking on two legs!!!!

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    • 34

      Muslim Oxbridge girls now presenting on ITV Sadly don’t keep their clothes on

      http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/12/tamsin-lucia-khan-wants-to-tackle.html

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    • 54
      Ron E. says:

      Of course she is. She’s also a Communist, very rich, lacking all self awareness and completely oblivious to irony.

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    • 91

      What an astonishingly repellent young woman. How did she get into Wadham? What had her interviewers been smoking?

      I know sundry Lancashire teenagers who’d be more deserving of a place there, than a cow like that.

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      • 132
        Hugh Janus says:

        What is even more surprising is the fact that she apparently has nearly 12,000 followers on Twatter. They must know something we don’t….

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        • 217

          Perhaps she’s good in bed.

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        • 279
          AC1 says:

          Most marxasites think that if you repeat something often enough and with enough people you can change reality.

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          • the banality of totalitarians says:

            Spot on: they don’t like reality and think they can negotiate with, or rather browbeat, it into changing. Mentalists.

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          • he has a complete lack of self awareness says:

            Hahahahahahahhahahaaa!!

            One day you will realise what a cun’t you make out of yourself on here every time you post AC1. You’re as autistic as Brown.

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          Sres says:

          I follow her for the hilarity of the comments she comes out with and then the subsequent follow up messages from those who put her down for what she says.

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    • 112

      Can’t the appalling girl do her own “research” for her own “book”?

      She must know what she wants to say – she went to Wadham for fcuk’s sake: you don’t get some deviller to get you all your research and citations, and then you go and write the thing. He/she might file up the “wrong stuff”.

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    • 117
      Fubar Saunders says:

      Nice one Guido, stick it to her. Bloody cava socialists, I shit ‘em.

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    • 120
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      A stupid hypocritical bitch but of course the low pay and sexism are excused because she is left wing and Labour – her heart is in the right place and it is being done for a good reason.

      The frequency with which you see this kind of behaviour from planks like Penny is almost too often to be worthy of comment.

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    • 126

      I’m getting f-cuk-*ing sick and brassed off, with these spoilt upper-middle-class faux-stalinist droids, who hog all the best places at The Two Universities. Christ knows what’s got into the nervous-systems of the people who offer out the stuff these days.

      They then go doing an “in-your-face” to poorer/less-well-connected/differently-advantaged but thoroughly-deserving teenagers elsewhere.

      “Bothering the Police”….I smell a rat there…I see it/her floating in the air…perhaps it’s a FemiNazi rat.

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    • 145
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      She’s had to turn the comments off on her blog because of the level of grief received.

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      • 518
        Bazza says:

        Lefty wimmins really don’t like it up ‘em.

        Next, like when things got a bit hot for Penny Dreadful’s hero Mzzz Kerry McCarthy-Blogspot… it’ll have a big temper-tantrum, get her pet gonk to write a long repetitive haranguing piece about how hard she works and how nasty howwid Tories are boohiss then ban everyone from commenting and threaten blogicide.

        Like dear Kerry, she actually reckons herself sufficiently important for this to be considered a “punishment”.

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    • 189
      Laurie says:

      Can anyone give me hand with this petard? I’m getting in a right tizz.

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    • 301
      Anonymous says:

      So basically this over privilleged little madam wants someone to write her book which she will take the credit for whilst paying them next to fuck all for their efforts !

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    • 315
      nabidana says:

      It’s not her fault. She phoned Alan Johnson to check the Minimum Wage. Fucking bitch.

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    • 357
      Anonymous says:

      Who was it who said “hypocrisy is the closest we get to virtue”? On that basis she is very virtuous.

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    • 453
      Tory Toff says:

      Done it.

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    • 494
      A Charming Martini says:

      I would not do her

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  2. 2
    Seen it all before says:

    Well done, Guido, another hypocrite exposed.

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    • 3
      Charles Flaccidwidger says:

      As a Socialist, she is obviously not bound by her own beliefs and can do that which she criticises others for.

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      • 9
        Anonymous says:

        Only right-leaning people discriminate, everyone knows that.

        If you’re left wing it’s impossible to discriminate because your heart is pure.

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      • 101
        Wisteria Dave and his £21,000 a year taxpayer funded mortgage says:

        As a Socialist, he is obviously not bound by his own beliefs and can do that which he criticises others for.

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        • 283
          AC1 says:

          Oh look the mongs back and as usual can’t post something even vaguely on topic.

          Can’t you post that on your own super-duper blog?

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          • What the phook has this got to do with the price of Fabian eggs? Is this tat a prize knobjockey or what?!!

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          • AC1 says:

            You’re not Tat now? Because you respond EXACTLY like he does/did (when he was one of your personalities).

            Of course I’d try and deny I was Tat the nutter. Pity you’re not clever enough to stop writing the angry gibberish because otherwise we wouldn’t know it is you.

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      • 307
        Anonymous says:

        Common misunderstanding as socialism was never intended for the ruling elite as it only applies to the little people.

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          schizoid says:

          Tat: listen carefully. We don’t care about: a) the Iraq war b) Julian Assange c) Raol Moat. Next?

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  3. 4
    bbitgu says:

    If she pays min wage to a single parent , can thy claimtax credits asw well ? and does that mean Taxpayers will subsidys her researcher ?

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  4. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Also, she seems to be suggesting someone on the dole picks up an extra £500 without declaring it.

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  5. 8
    bergen says:

    When the revolution comes,we’ll do as we’re told.Nothing new.

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  6. 10
    Laurie Penny says:

    Actually, I’ve been quite careful to make sure that anyone doing the work will get at least minimum wage – although it is contract work, rather than salaried work, so the terms are different anyway. I don’t see what’s unclear or unfair about ‘five hundred pounds total for the work, which means it should probably take around 85 hours total at minimum wage, diced up however you feel’.
    Plus, under the terms of the EHRC I have clearly stated WHY the requirements of the job mean that a woman would be better suited to the role – I read the working directive before writing the ad to make sure.

    Because, let’s be clear, I’m MUCH MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT THAN YOU.

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      ST says:

      So do you support the Living Wage then, or not?

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      • 21
        Anonymous says:

        £500 / 85 hours = £5.88.

        er, either your money or hours are wrong to achieve minimum wage. It’s not hard, is it?

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        • 29
          Laurie Penny says:

          I said ABOUT 85 hours, chopped up however people like – if you read the whole advert, I clearly state that as long as the work gets done I don’t mind at all if people don’t work the full hours.

          Yes I do support the Living Wage, and I dearly wish I could afford to pay it, but as I’m not a huge corporation, but a 24-year old with a salary not much above minimum wage myself, that’s impossible for me at the moment.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Stop wasting money on silly haircuts?

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          • bbitgu says:

            Never run a small buisness then ?

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          • Anonymous says:

            So if the work isn’t completed within the 85hrs, you will up the pay to extend the hours? or will they need to complete it in their own time?

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          • ST says:

            If you made it £500 for 63hrs work you’d fine! Just think, that 22hrs of work that you want someone else to do for you has cost you so much credibility…ouch

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          • Baron von Rippedoffbritain says:

            Curious, at what point should employers have to pay your magical “living wage”?
            Obviously you feel to poor to pay a living wage to someone, so how rich does an employer have to be to forced to pay it?? How many employees do they have to have before they pay it? Have you even thought about it or are you a typical socialist nutter who screams do as i say not do as I do?

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          • Tesco HR department says:

            We need some new staff. Love to pay them well but can’t – will try and squeeze the minimum wage to keep in line with the laws n stuff. May have to be flexible about hours etc to keep within the rules. Usually feamles are much better at this sort of stuff.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Good point, Baron. I guess many small business people pay themselves even less than Cinderella Laurie gets. Is it ok for them to pay < minimum wage 'cos it's inconvenient?

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          • Mr Pound says:

            Ah the “huge corporations” have magic money trees argument…

            If only people who were marxists thought, “hey this marxism doesn’t even work for me, so why the fuck will it work for people who aren’t me?”

            Obviously they skip this initial step of self analysis and logic.

            I wonder if Miss Penny has made the leap from “I can’t pay this person the amount the state demands i do”, with unemployment?

            I thought so.

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          • LL says:

            Ah there it is. The root of your misunderstanding about the world.

            The belief that corporations are rich with limitless amounts of funds to spread around if only someone with a pure heart and ‘revolutionary feminist’ agenda would force them to.

            Social policies always entail someone somewhere putting their hand in their pocket. It comes as a shock when its you doesn’t it Penny!!

            By the way I say this as a researcher writing a book for a political journalist. But being as they work for the evil Telegraph they pay me a legal wage.

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          • Bleurgh says:

            Oh snap! Sounds like you’ve been slapped down Guido.

            Perhaps doing some background reading first? Or did you get Torybear to write it for you?

            :chuckles:

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          • FonyBlair says:

            This is fucking genius. All the socialist legislation around pay and conditions affects more than just big corporations. You can’t opt out because you’re small. This shows true leftie thinking!!

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          • Engineer says:

            Laurie, huge corporations also have budgets.

            Consider the engineer told that his staff budget is being cut by 25%, but the workload remains the same. He can’t cut the wages of his staff because they are set way above his paygrade.

            What does he do? He finds ways to get the work done with fewer staff. Sets priorities, looks for more efficient ways of working. (Yes, I have been there, done that.)

            If you can’t afford to pay someone, do it yourself. Would you work for less than minimum wage with no reimbursement of travel costs or other out-of-pocket expenses? If you can’t find the time, look at your priorities – something may have to wait until you can afford it. Most of us do just that.

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          • Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

            So, wealth creators & job creators – you know, those that generate all the economic & fiscal activity for socialists to squander, & pay for every facet that a modern society expects, they must follow the law but you don’t?

            Mmmmkay.

            I was forgetting Rule Number One of The Left:

            “Its not fascism when we do it”.

            Mmmmkay…..

            A word of advice dear – get Daddy to buy you a new frock, do something feminine with your hair & try to get a hsuband.

            Its not too late……

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          • The White Eared Elephant. says:

            So you support it when it applies to someone else but not to you.

            You are the worst sort of hypocrite and you get the left wing a bad name. You try to jump on popular causes – see your CIF comments on student protests, they do not need you as a spokesperson – you are from a rich, pampered background and have never known struggle. I am guessing this is just a fad to get a media presence. The Beeb will lap it up.

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          • Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

            “”Yes I do support the Living Wage, and I dearly wish I could afford to pay it, but as I’m not a huge corporation, but a 24-year old with a salary not much above minimum wage myself, that’s impossible for me at the moment””.

            At the moment?

            Is that until Daddy’s money comes through, or are you hanging on for a safe Labour seat?

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          • Domestic servant on below minimum wage says:

            Isn’t CiF a toilet cleaning product?

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          • Bill Thrill says:

            You don’t earn much money? Ah, poor you. But didn’t Guido just tell us about your inheritance? So why don’t you use that to pay the difference between the less than minimum wage that you are offering and the Living Wage that you advocate for every employer other than you?

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          • Penny Pinching says:

            So basically you wish to embark on a project the overheads of which you cannot afford. You don’t really understand the real world do you ?

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          • annnnonyperson says:

            If you can’t afford it, what about a -say- grocer who can’t afford it? Or is that different?

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          Duuuuuurrr???!??? says:

          AROUND 85 HOURS

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          • Vietnamese Sweatshop Owner says:

            So you are trying to employ someone without letting them know exactly how many hours they will have to work before they have finished their shift? Sounds good to me too.

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          • Boudicca says:

            So it could be 90 hours work then?
            Or even 100??

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          Anonymous says:

          £500 / 85 hours = £5.88/h <–a little below minimum wage
          £500 / 84 hours = £5.95/h <– a little above minimum wage

          So, uh, yeah, minimum wage for "about" 85 hours.

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    • 18
      Anonymous says:

      Ooh, get her!

      How can ‘research’ be gender specific? It’s not like you’re looking for a midwife, or a gents toilet cleaner, is it?

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    • 22

      Laurie you advertise that you will pay £500 for 85 hours work.

      Laurie £500 / 85 hours = £5.88, the minimum wage is £5.93.

      Either you don’t know what the minimum wage is or you can’t do basic maths.

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    • 23
      Anonymous says:

      Love, just saying something is true DOESN’T MAKE IT TRUE. We all learned that aged 5.

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    • 26
      bbitgu says:

      Laurie , Do us a favour and wear a Burkha , cheers .

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    • 30
      FonyBlair says:

      Oh where to start!! Guido do your worst!

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    • 38
      Steve Miliband says:

      Why should the researcher be female just because the research is about feminism. I mean Gordon Brown just wrote a book about economics.

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    • 42
      LL says:

      CAPS LOCK MEANS I MUST BE RIGHT!!

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    • 107

      “Politically Correct” means “Marxist”. The murdering stalinist German academic bastards that formulated it were quite cheerfully-frank about that point.

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    • 111
      Anonymous says:

      I’ve read the ad and completely disagree with her claim that it’s “clearly stated” why a woman is better suited to the job.

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      g1lgam3sh says:

      That last line is more of a self condemnation than a self recommendation.

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    ST says:

    When we said we wanted more totty on here, we did NOT mean Laurie Penny!

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    Going rate says:

    Can’t agree with you Guido. Her gopher would be no more qualified than a burger flipper so £5.88 seems about right to me.

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      AC1 says:

      The government says that if you don’t do work worth £5.93 an hour then your are compulsory unemployed.

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      The White Eared Elephant. says:

      The issue is, though, Comrade Penny is an ardent supporter of the Living Wage. Except when it applies to her. This is the sort of sickening hypocrisy that gets the left a bad name and I say that as someone in the political middle. I also do not care for the way Miss Penny seems to attach herself to every cause going like a fame obsessed X-Factor candidate.

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      annnnonyperson says:

      Wrong. She wants degree level staff as a minimum.

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  9. 14
    Andy B says:

    Penny Red needs a good man to make her feel like a woman again.

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    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    I think you’re being a bit silly about the minimum wage thing. She says “around 85 hours work”. £500 at the minimum wage (£5.93) would be 84 hours and 19 minutes, which I think would come into anyone’s definition of “around 85 hours”.

    Splitting hairs like that just to make a point doesn’t make you look particularly smart.

    On the other hand, you’re quite right to draw attention to the bit about advertising for a female researcher. That is indeed sexist, thoroughly inexcusable, and probably illegal.

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    • 45
      Judge Dread says:

      No probably about it. It is illegal.

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      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      DOM2,

      The Law is the Law.

      “Just about” complying with it is not defence for any small business in this third way stalinist Britain – so why should rich kids be above it?

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      • 454
        DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

        No-one should be above the law. Did I say they should?

        I’m not convinced she’s doing anything illegal with the minimum wage thing, but if advertising for a female is illegal (I’m no expert here, but I strongly suspect that Judge Dread is right) then I would be all for some bloke who didn’t get the job taking her to court.

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  11. 20
    Phil says:

    But political lefties only make the rules. They don’t obey them themselves. Left wing philosophy is essentially ‘don’t do as i do, do as I say’. They preach tolerance unless you disagree with them, then they get very nasty. They preach equality unless it suits them otherwise. They preach distribution of wealth, except for their own wealth. They ‘represent’ the working class but ever seen a leftie in a workingman’s (person’s) club? Can you imagine Socialist Ed playing bingo in Doncaster? Hypocrites all! This odious woman being up there with the best of ‘em!

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    • 316
      Backwoodsman says:

      ” This odious woman being up there with the best of them” . Hardly, it takes years of dedication and family commitment to reach the top, the ne plus ultra of socialist hypocracy – you don’t get to lord it with the likes of the benns & the kinnocks as a result of one poxy job advert.

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    cast iron fairy dave says:

    3.7% inflation! How can a chosen banker be expected to live on that!? Let the fuckin’ heteros eat cake!

    PS message to agent ‘fatboy’, this plastic-paddy, bankers’ buttplug schtick is wearing thin with the natives; yes even the retarded, dumbed-down, fluoridated Brits.

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    • 73
      pissed off voter says:

      Since you are undecided about the merit of bankers, consider this,

      If it is reasonable to assume that bonus is paid for ‘doing a good job’, it follows that salary is paid for NOT ‘doing a good job’. In the case of our beloved bankers said salary is often numbered in millions.

      To me.this screams out that the problem is not the bankers themselves (would you refuse the offer of a banker-type deal?) but the boards of directors who ‘manage’ the banks and the major shareholders who support them which, in some cases, is the government of the day.

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      • 94
        AC1 says:

        The problem is far simpler than even that.

        There’s just too much credit regulated into existence.

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        • 109
          NeoCon argues for tougher Bank regulation to much laughter says:

          And how does it excuse the Banksters culpability in taking out bad loans and repackage them as toxic securities for massive short term bonuses ?

          The regulator failed by allowing the credit ratings agencies to label shit as AAA+

          The regulator didn’t force the banks to overleverage themselves or make bad bets, they did that themselves for easy profits and bonuses.

          The weakened regulation may have stupidly allowed them to gamble more money but it didn’t force them to do so.
          It was their choice.

          Abdicating responsibility for the bankers own greedy incompetent actions is spurious nonsense.

          The Banks were all up to their necks in CDO’s and CDS’s because they made them all astronomical short term bonuses.

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          • Steve Miliband says:

            Your arguement against Bankers seems to have moved on from all their fault, to ‘regulators fault’, but still their fault

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          • Duuuuurrr ?!?!? says:

            Wot duz BOTH meanz?

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          • AC1 says:

            Steve M,
            It’s not really worth wasting your time replying to Tat. I thought he was just ignorant, but it seems he’s not clever enough to understand how the banking system works.

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          • Former banker says:

            A little knowledge is a dangerous thing:

            a) “Banksters” were never “taking out bad loans”: that would be suicide. A small subset of bankers who worked in CMBS (commercial mortgage-backed securitisation) found an apparently neat way to keep up with the voracious demand of clients for mortgages by taking their existing loan books (preferably those from weaker customers) and packaging them up with the minimum amount of stronger loans needed to create a package which, overall, resembled a stronger loan according to the rating agencies models so that they could sell them off to banks with no interest in having a client base of millions but the balance sheet to support a loan-like product with strong ratings and reliable characteristics.

            Attributing fault?: Well, customers kept wanting more, banks twisted and turned to keep up and not lose market share, the rating agency models proved too simplistic (particularly by not considering the correlation factors between defaults), regulators didn’t know what was going on. So probably all of the above.

            b) AAA+: The top long-term debt grade is AAA or Aaa (depending on which of the “big 2″ rating agencies you use. There is no AAA+. There is also a top P-1 grade for short term strength.

            c) Not forcing to over-leverage: This is a more serious failing: Banks were tripping over each other trying to keep up with unprecedented demand for personal loans and mortgage debt. In an environment where default rates were so low this could be justified at senior levels, but that was because these rates masked the true story, and arguably this will always happen in a capitalist environment: That would further suggest that good regulator should actually force banks not to over-leverage.

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          • Hooray for the Bankers! says:

            Nowhere near as dangerous as the fuckwit Banksters who destroyed their own Banks and fucked the Economy :

            a) Excuses. Everyone knows they binged out on NINJA loans and ludicrous mortgages in order to bundle them into the exploding market in CLO’s and CDS’s

            Banks didn’t twist and turn, they made BILLIONS in short term bonuses out of these casino bets. they were falling over themselves to repackage and bundle any old shit.

            They made a record breaking $37Billion in bonuses at the height of the scam in 2007

            b)anal wank. there was AA+ and triple A but the fact is they weren’t even close to being either. You can get furious about an extra “+” if you seriously think that will excuse the banksters stupidity

            c) You confuse greed with herd mentality in the Banksters
            Banks were tripping over each other trying to keep up with the gold rush for easy money and bonuses by repackaging the personal loans and mortgage debt. They overleveraged up to 40:1 and shuffled money ovenight in accounts to avoid even the scant regulation that was there

            d) You’re a former bankster and still out of touch with the fact the public doesn’t believe the banksters excuses for a second. and nor should they

            e) ACI is a NeoCon ignoramus who thinks the Iraq war was a great idea and has a paranoid psychosis about tat

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          • In 2007 there was a record breaking deficit, slightly mitigated by the huge tax contribution taken from the bankers’ bonuses which are taxed at the highest rate.

            Skunkie finds Former Banker’s post has more credibility than the Labour troll’s.

            Anyone’s fault except Gordon’s eh?

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          • Former banker says:

            I am a former banker, not a current one: I have more reason to bitch about the behaviour of the banks than you, as I directly lost my job from the financial melt-down, despite playing no part in the “casino” part, nor getting the six-figure-plus bonuses for which bankers are hated, so please put down your Daily Mail for a moment and breathe normally.

            a) NINJA loans are a US concept, which are intrinsically created through the relative power of mortgage brokers to approve loans (which they did to inappropriate people with much gusto) and the loan-holders (who did not know this was going on), together with a concept in the US of foreclosure, which means that a mortgage-holder cannot lose out if the price of their house drops, by simply dropping off the keys at the bank and walking away. This is an unknown concept in the UK, and probably contributes significantly to “market collapses” seen in the US which are quite unlike the slight wobbles we see in the UK – see parts of Detroit where houses have lost >95% of value as an example.

            FYI this was the key problem: lenders into the US securitisation market, which forms the majority of the global market by a long way, seeing this, got very scared indeed: no amount of interest protection can protect you from that level of loss. Since most investors didn’t appreciate the difference between that market and the UK, the knock-on effect of that meltdown shut down the UK securitisation market and killed Northern Rock.

            When Brown spoke about the problem coming from the US, in the case of the securitisation market at least, he was right.

            You are confusing billions and millions, or if you are talking globally trillions and billions. The UK banks made billions in profit, but only paid millions in bonuses, but I must repeat again since you seemed to gloss over this important point: A VERY SMALL PROPORTION OF BANKERS DO ANY ONE JOB, LET ALONE GET THE BIG BONUSES. So even if these mythical casino bankers existed, rolling the wheel on mortgage loans and laughing everything black came up, you are managing to tar the 100,000’s who work in the London financial sector with the same, very broad brush. Wrongly.

            b) I’m hardly furious, just trying to politely correct an inaccuracy.

            c) And you confuse good market conditions and mortgage availability with some bizarre desire to crap on their neighbour. I challenge you to find a single banker who gets a bonus of more than £10k who actually agrees mortgages for customers. There is a huge disconnect in your argument.

            In return I will find you plenty of idiots who, seeing their bank wouldn’t offer them a 5:1 mortgage, went to another and another until they did. Banks caved in to this madness, and should rightly be castigated for that, but that’s a much different debate to this one.

            d) Since I do not read the Daily Mail, perhaps I am out of touch, but perhaps (and this is madness I realise) the public are so angry with bankers because they have been told to be by the politicians – wouldn’t that be a classic piece of misdirection…

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          • stun says:

            Well written, sir. Even securitisation itself has or had hundreds of relatively lowly-paid employees for every million-a-year DCM or structuring head.

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          • Hooray for the Bankers! says:

            I never said I was confining my argument to just the UK Banks.
            Nice attempt at a straw man but you failed.

            I said FUCKWIT Banksters who were the casino Banksters who made Billions in bonuses from burning their own companies.

            Find me a single Banker who was paid any kind of Bonus NOT to get as many mortgages for customers as possible at that time since that was the policy in the greediest banks.

            You agree with me about the toxic securities.

            Nobody can pretend that because Banks could offer a 5:1 mortgage they had to. No they didn’t.

            I don’t care if you read the Daily Mail or the FT or the Sun, nobody but the most deluded idealogues or bankers can pretend they weren’t at the heart of the crash and then asked the British and American taxpayer to bail them out, and the British public, not just your favourite paper the Daily Mail, knows it.

            Having a drug crazed junkie on skunk doesn’t help your argument but that’s hardly your fault, so we shold ignore his skunk fueled psychosis.

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          • Former banker says:

            No sir, you fail at showing even basic comprehension and debating skills. Fear not, this will be my last attempt to reason with you.

            Fail #1: Your point about bankers worldwide is as irrelevant as me pointing out that worldwide, most professions could be said to earn billions if they have a large enough base group: certainly politicians, but even classically “low-paid” professions such as construction workers (due to the large numbers involved). We have already covered both the ridiculous idea that banks were asking employees to damage themselves and the very small proportion of bankers you are parodying.

            Fail #2: “Find me a single Banker who was paid any kind of Bonus NOT to get as many mortgages for customers” Sure thing: there are quantitative credit analysts who are challenged (and rewarded) for maintaining the quality of the loan book of a bank. Often front-line staff have to fight them to get a new loan on the book, and sometimes they do not succeed. If you are going to set a challenge, please try not to make it too easy.

            Fail #3: Dud point – I have already agreed with the “can” vs “have” point but stated that “In an environment where default rates were so low this could be justified at senior levels, but that was because these rates masked the true story, and arguably this will always happen in a capitalist environment: That would further suggest that good regulator should actually force banks not to over-leverage.” so by your warped analysis I guess you are agreeing with me that regulators take some of the blame.

            Fail #4: Since you will not accept argument because you just know stuff, it would be pointless to suggest that you might benefit from reading more widely than Ed Ball’s press releases, but perhaps you might understand an analogy from football – tell me which is more likely, a club replacing the manager, or the whole squad. Then think about why that is…

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  13. 27
    a man says:

    May be worth applying. If you get the job sue for being below the minimum wage. If turned down sue for sexual discrimination.

    Win-Win,

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  14. 28
    David Aaronovitch says:

    Whats the problem? She is just continuing in her ‘plotting to subtly re-arrange the world to suit her ideals’.
    Even if those ideals are at odds with reality.

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    • 134
      Laurie Penny says:

      ET TU, AARONOVITCH

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      • 427
        Bill Thrill says:

        Even your mates don’t like you. As the Vietnamese Sweatshop Owner so rightly says, your Less than Minimum Wage Earner only gets to knock off when you say so – your about 85 hours could be 90, or more, or just whenever your ‘cantakerous’ little self says they can knock off. Blatant exploitation.

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        • 447
          Anonymous says:

          If she can’t afford to pay her staff a proper wage, perhaps she could return to stripping to earn a bit of extra cash?

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  15. 31
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    She is also encouraging the lucky person to fiddle the social security rules. Any unemployed person or lone parent claiming benefit will have to report the earnings and lose most of them – or not report them and be in danger of being charged with benefit fraud. Though I don’t suppose our little rebel girl knows about things like that.

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    • 41
      bbitgu says:

      De-Frauding the tax payer ? Hang her !!!!!!!!

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    • 51
      Anonymous says:

      She doesn’t suggest that, to be fair. It’s the responsibility of the ‘lucky’ candidate to declare their earnings. Which of course Laurie would encourage.

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      • 297
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        In which case the lucky person would, as I said, actually have even less than the pittance she is offering.

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  16. 33
    pissed off voter says:

    believes the law is for the ‘little people’. tick

    practices rank hypocrisy. tick

    Yep, definitely a potential future MP..

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  17. 35

    Good drills Guido.. She’s the voice of a generation you know (all be it a squeaky, whiny, doesn’t know it’s born, pampered twat of a voice)

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  18. 44

    Standard issue left wing hypocrite – but then intellectual dishonesty is a basic requirement of the left wing delusion.

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  19. 47
    Ellie Wellhard says:

    Leave her alone you knobs, she’s my mate.

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  20. 48
    Moderate? says:

    These comments are ridiculous and offensive- the usual sexist vitriol directed at young women by faceless internet trolls. Was an OK story ruined by absurd comments.

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    • 58
      the students are revolting says:

      Fuck off, the little hypocrite desrves all she’s getting. We’re sick to the back teeth with these ‘do as I say and not as I do’ socialist wankers.

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    • 61
      A Happy Reader says:

      Nonsense.

      The absurd comments are what makes this site worth visiting. Otherwise, all we’d get to read is yet another story day after day of hypocricy and greedy ambition by a twat with a loud mouth spouting kant and their eyes firmly fixed on the Westminster trough.

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      • 187
        Windowlicker Frenzy says:

        Have you any idea how many people come here to laugh at the idiots ?
        It’s quality entertainment.

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    • 63
      bbitgu says:

      fuck off then !

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    • 162
      AC1 says:

      Moderation in the pursuit of Liberty is no vice…

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    • 163
      Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

      You are me and I claim my £10.

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    • 456

      Ooo phookin ell, the Velchro Sisters is out in force tonight!

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    • 496
      Germaine Greer says:

      Irish broadcaster said that he would not be allowed to do the fittings in a lingerie shop no matter how good he was at it. Wet your knickers for him liberal PC types!

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  21. 50

    When i see and read about people like Laurie Penny, i am immediately reminded of those ‘radical left wing’ lesbians from the 70’s who happily gave up their babies because they were boys…

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    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      Yeah not sure I remember those stories. But sure you’re right……

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      • 65
        Captain Sunshine says:

        I think you were too busy scouring the pages for stuff about Romanians eating swans in parks. I know I certainly was.

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      • 75

        BBC 2 documentaries on ‘lefties’, programme was titled ‘angry wimmin’. They admitted to it and justified it because they were ‘political lesbians’.

        Awful, really terrible…

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        • 230
          Shoreditch Womens Collective says:

          Every man is a potential rapist.

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          • AC1 says:

            Excerpt from a recent live radio interview on one of the regional Welsh stations:
            A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a Youth club:
            Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?
            Mr Jones: We’re going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting…
            Interviewer: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible isn’t it?
            Jones: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the range.
            Interviewer: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
            Jones: I don’t see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.
            Interviewer: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
            Jones: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute but you’re not one are you?
            Needless to say, the interview was terminated almost immediately.

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          • ST says:

            Every woman is a potential lay.

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    • 497
      Germaine Greer says:

      In the NME you could read letters from mothers whom hated their sons for not being daughters.

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  22. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Who is she? WHO IS SHE?

    (In other words I have never heard of her, and from the sound of it I don’t particularly want to.)

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  23. 57
    annnnonyperson says:

    “suit someone who is currently out of work…

    Surely she is not implying that the person should work for her whilst claiming the dole?

    If she wants someone to “find statistics and quotes and case studies, talk over what I’m writing and hunt down sources and stories for me, and keep meticulous notes of all sources in academic format.” this means she wants someone educated to degree standard or higher.

    And she is paying (illegally!) below the minimum wage for someone who probably has massive student debts.

    Why did this hypocritical, festering smear of slime bother to back the rioting students? Because she is, like many of the left, are experts in “don’t do as I say, do as I do.”

    Take my advice. Never work for a socialist. They usually make the worst Tory employer seem like a paragon of virtue. I speka from bitter personal experience.

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    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      Hang on, even though she’s a hypocrite she’s not responsible for the whole of society. She’s offering £500 for some work, that’s it. Yes criticise her for her misguided beliefs, but let’s keep it in perspective.

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      • 90
        pissed off voter says:

        sounds like what she is looking for is someone to do her job while she just draws the salry.

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      • 121
        annnnonyperson says:

        It is breaking the Minimum Wage legislation. Get a grip, 70! If a Tory activist did this, she’d have screamed and ranted with the rest of ‘em!

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  24. 60
    bbitgu says:

    Guido , after reading this its makes me more impressed about the work you do , to go through all the little details and hidden stories must be time consuming and boring sometimes , Can i just say Thankyou and Thankyou for putting up with us mere window-lickers and make the barstards and bitches squirm .

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  25. 64
    Steve Miliband says:

    Angela Eagles just been on the wireless! Bloody hell, she’s an MP?

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    • 77
      bbitgu says:

      i thought it was her partner……Oh well learn something new everyday.

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    • 116
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      She has the perfect face for radio :-)

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    • 149
      WokinghamChris says:

      She entered public life as a garden gnome. Happily for her it was a front garden position. With the help of speech therapy she gained rapid promotion in Nulab’s Feminist Gulag and gained a reputation as a whining, man-hating, feminist lesbian – albiet with a gnomic disposition.

      She now specialises in sniveling stuck record impersonations of a dispossessed PC Commissar who cannot believe that she is now in opposition, and powerless.

      I think that covers it.

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    • 222

      Labour criticised Dave only yesterday for saying “Phew! inflation is a bit high” claiming that this interfered with the BOE’s impartiality, a Labour ‘big success policy’.

      This meant that when the Eagle went on the radio, she had nothing to say, being unable to point out what the reds would do, as. “.. it would compromise the bank of England?”

      That blank piece of paper is just not getting filled in, is it?

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  26. 70
    Paul_Pot says:

    Someone should report her to Trevor Phillips at the Equalities Commission, this is the sort of sexual discrimination that his unit takes action against.

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  27. 81
    Laurie (I'm true) Penny says:

    Rules don’t apply to smug sanctimonious lefties.
    It’s the idealism that counts.
    Minimum wage is to protect the proletariat from rapacious capatalists and fascists who will exploit them.

    Its not fair, my heart is true, my faith unswerving, why do I suffer the slings and arrows of the fascist right for my beliefs, I’m going to cry…blub.

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  28. 83
    ST says:

    Has she just blown any chance she ever had of becoming an MP?

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  29. 89

    Check the twatter link – Fawkes is in all out war with Milli-tant….lol!

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  30. 97
    Exiled in Wales says:

    This is the response on her blog.

    Yet again, I’ve had to turn comment moderation on after an avalanche of abusive and/or trollish posting. This is a pain for me, as it means I have to individually check and approve every comment, and it limits the debate for other people as they have to wait for their comments to appear. So apologies to the vast majority of polite commenters: some fuckwits just spoiled it again. Fuckwits: you get your toy back when you learn to play nicely. I get to decide when you’ve earned it.

    So, play nice peeps. And don’t upset the pathetic little girl.

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    • 149
      annnnonyperson says:

      Laurie, that’s all well-and-good. But who made you offer wages that are illegally low?

      You really are a very, very silly little girl, aren’t you?

      If you want to be a big girl, employing people, make sure you sort out the Income Tax, the National Insurance and do not offer illegally low wages.

      See? It really is not THAT hard, is it?

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      • 227

        How much is the N.I. Employer tax again? Was it 12.8% or 1208% or 0.08%?

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        • 256
          James Kibbor says:

          Of course, it’s not payable if she’s paying less than £110 per week. So as long as her researcher is only doing 17 hours at minimum wage, she can get away with it. No doubt Ms Penny will have considered this, as 85 is strangely enough divisible by 17.

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      • 285
        Albert Hall says:

        she’s due for a smacked bottom and early bed with no tea methinks.

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    • 155
      Boudicca says:

      Christ- she gives women a bad name.

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    • 288
      Finias finds says:

      ” So apologies to the vast majority of polite commenters: some f8ckwits just spoiled it again”
      sorry “f8ckwits”?
      Not a very nice! you should really read up on the word ” polite” and then the word ‘irony’ !.

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    • 403
      They REALLY don't get it, it's not an act says:

      She’ll be making them log in before long

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    • 445

      Why don’t she get some feminist intern to do the tedious moderation for her?

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  31. 99
    Andrew Efiong says:

    What a disgrace. Might I suggest she visits a tribunal in order to have her miserly ways corrected?

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  32. 103
    Dear Laurie says:

    Here’s a suggestion: do the research your fucking self.

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  33. 118
    Robert Catesby says:

    This woman has a seriously dried up clunge. She. Needs. To. Get. Laid. Bad. Will someone man-up, take one for the team and sort her out? She might be alright after that…

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  34. 136
    Sir Stuart Bell MP says:

    Millie Tant is looking rough these days.

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  35. 138

    Typical. I went to a comprehensive, got free school dinners and the new left-wing regime at the NS got rid of my column.

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    • 184
      British left wing press. says:

      Sorry old chap-we only employ privately-educated Oxbridge types.
      They’re so much more in touch with the masses.

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  36. 141
    Oxford Don says:

    ‘Do Fabian Mingers Fuck?’

    15,000 words by the end of term, please.

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  37. 143
    Hypocrisy never goes out of fashion says:

    Doesn’t this say it all about the Left? On Twitter, Guido’s comments to Penny have all been polite and to the point about the issue at hand. In total contrast, all of Penny’s responses have been ad hominem and sarcastic. One of her latest tweets says “I think Guido fancies me”. Why is it when socialists are under fire they resort to sarcasm and insult? If Guido had said “I think Laurie fancies me”, can you even imagine the outcry?

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  38. 147
    astateofdenmark says:

    Any man looking for a quick buck should apply for the job and then sue her.

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  39. 151
    bbitgu says:

    Well if she is looking for a female researcher , I can recomend Ann coulter, Michelle Makin and Sarah Palin , will she hire them ?

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  40. 157
    Tony B Liar mass murderer says:

    Laurie Penny tuppence licker show us your thruppenny bits.

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  41. 160
    Laurie lies again says:

    Laurie claims on Twitter that the government has got rid of Legal Aid. Another lie. They’ve cut the budget of Legal Aid but they haven’t abolished it. Legal Aid is still available for the most impoverished. Why do socialists lie so casually? Oh, yeah, that’s right. They’re socialists.

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  42. 168
    Mandy likes money says:

    Guido’s tweeted that there’s a rumour Dark Lord of the Sith Mandy is to become an adviser to investment bank Lazards.

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  43. 169
    I say! One just can't find the Comrades to help these days! says:

    Dear Laurie,

    We understand that you want to find a girlfriend that you can (metaphorically) look down on. There must be easier ways than this. You’ve been totally fucking destroyed by Guido on twitter and in this blogpost. You’ve crystallized perfectly the extent to which the left in general (& employees of the Guardian and The Staggers in particular) are pathetic hypocrites who haven’t got the first fucking clue about anything.

    Yours Sincerely,

    Somebody who feels particularly asphyxiated by Leftist Fuckwittery today.

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    • 174
      annnnonyperson says:

      Here, Here!

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    • 186
      bbitgu says:

      How about she goes and lives in the socaislt utopia of ………….. erm…………….. erm………….

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        Mad Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

        Billy, just because socialism has never worked anywhere, and never works here every time we try it, and leaves every country that experiments with it utterly fucking wrecked, every time without fail, doesn’t mean we can’t make it work next time we get a chance to try.

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  44. 188
    S H says:

    Tell you what, why don’t we leave the comments calling for her death, her political position , her gender or sexual orientation and talk about this like rational adults?

    Oh, right. *gets coat*

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    • 239

      Where’s the fun in that…?

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      • 249
        S H says:

        If you extract fun from bullying, then you should really reconsider your worldview. Do unto others…

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        • 255
          bbitgu says:

          You can only call her a hypocrite once , The rest just follows ……..

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        • 274

          Fucking rubbish..! How can anyone be bullied on an anonymous comments section, no one knows who anyone else is…. If i thought someone was being horrible to me here and i couldn’t take it, then i would just leave.

          I notice you’re still here, you fucking div, i thought you were ‘getting your coat’.

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          • S H says:

            You’re making the assertion that bullies need to have names. This is simply not true. Anonymous hate is still hate, and when targeted at an individual, whether you are right or wrong is bullying. Just because you disagree with someone doesn’t mean you have to unleash teh furyz on them. Call for their death. Raise allegations and subsequent hate about their sexual orientation.

            And as for your “if you don’t like it just leave” argument. Well. Reducio ad absurdum doesn’t bode too well for that.

            It all comes down to one thing: grow up.

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          • She obviously ain’t cut out for politics or blogging if she can’t take a bit of stick.

            “Bullying” is the new racism – saves having to think up a proper response.

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    • 325
      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      You seem to have clicked on the wrong link.

      You need Labourlost for that touchy feely socialist hypocrisy crap.

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    • 328
      bbitgu says:

      Fuck sake , Man up SH

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    • 430
      The White Eared Elephant. says:

      Her political position is worth discussion because of her hypocrisy on the issue of the minimum wage v living wage and her gender is worth discussion simply because she makes a big play of it for political purposes and her ad can be viewed as sexist. As for calling for her demise and discussing her sexuality. I agree. Both pointless and wishing death upon her, even if she is an idiot, is completely uncalled for.

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  45. 190
    Paul_Pot says:

    She’s in a quandary now. I

    f she changes the wording of the ad it will be taken as an admission that it as sexist and offering less than minimum wage, but if she leaves it up someone may well report her to the EHRC.

    What are you going to do Laurie?

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  46. 191
    Guido, is this true? says:

    Penny says on Twitter she knows an Oxford undergrad who worked for Guido and wrote posts when he was hungover and he never paid a penny for the work.

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  47. 192
    Carole says:

    I came here as I really rate Tim Montgomerie and usually follow his links.

    I’m really, really shocked by the level of vitriol and misogny. For those of us who campaign on the doorstep (not that easy in a Northern town) this kind of language and attitude makes it twice as hard.

    When people say the Tories are the ‘nasty party’ this is why.

    No doubt making this comment will lead to more of what is above which seems to show that it’s not about the politics (guido made good points) but about the personal.

    So I note one comment here about the lack of ‘totty’ on here – maybe read the other comments and see if you understand why this female Tory activist won’t be coming back.

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    • 203
      bbitgu says:

      This is not a tory site , Most of us here are sick of haveing a fucking EU arselicking socailist goverment , Your party and labour are no different , As to the percived abuse i will add this , I despse what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it ….. Oh wait the tories dont belive in free speech do they ?

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      • 231
        Harry Lime says:

        This blog is like life Carole, dirty, shitty, unfair and rude, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.

        “You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”

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    • 207

      Sorry Carole, but most of the posters here are aren’t T*ries, you’ve made the wrong assumption.
      Admitting you’re a T*ry activist won’t get you any love from the people here.

      You lot are no better than Labour – you can all fuck off…!

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    • 210
      The totty thing is a Bit of a Bore, but who cares says:

      I haven’t voted Tory for many years, but it doesn’t mean Guido Fawkes is wrong on this, nor are many of the comments. Some of the comments may be offensive, I accept. I can choose which ones offend me, which ones don’t and which ones laugh make me.

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    • 211
      oh carole, i am but a fool says:

      You need a good seeing to luv.

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    • 214
      Anonymous says:

      Most of us aren’t tories.

      Plus, we like sarcasm, parody and irony….

      Like

    • 216
      JH says:

      I know where you can earn £500 quid if that helps.

      You could buy half a grands worth of Lighten The F*ck Up And Understand The World Does Not Exist For Your Sake with that.

      Like

    • 225
      Andrew Pierce says:

      I come here for the stories

      Like

    • 270
      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      As a woman myself may I just say on behalf of my fellow co-conspirators please accept a full refund & feck off.

      Like

      • 280
        tolpuddle martyr says:

        I’m no Tory.
        If you don’t like it here may I suggest you find another site.

        Like

      • 282
        bbitgu says:

        What Mrs Righty said.

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        • 284
          A grown up. says:

          I’m a female and I think the vitriol and mysogny here is funny.
          Plus it’s not the job of this site to make doorstep canvassing easier.

          Like

          • getting used to this now says:

            but some people just need to get out a bit more, surely…….
            (I’m a women, but why’s that relevant anyway. Just shows how juvenile they are)

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    • 298
      Dudley Brown says:

      Hey Carole, I am but a fool

      do you wear big knickers?

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    • 306
      Finias finds says:

      Carole I am a Tory and have been for years and I have no problem with this site and the ribald and boisterous remarks made about the party and the other lots and long may it continue because until we get a ruling class that deserve our respect they will just have to put up with it !.

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    • 341
      Anonymous says:

      Carole, shouldn’t you be at home preparing your mans tea ?

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    • 351
      voter says:

      don’t ya just hate people who come on here, extolling their own virtues, making huge assumptions about what is being said and who is saying it, and then gets all huffy. I am heartily sick of these me, me, me types who assume that they are better than anybody else and should be listened to – fuck off

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      • 474
        Anonymous says:

        Carole give me the heads up when your going to be round this way campaigning on the doorsteps as I’ve a pile of shirts that could do with some ironing.

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    • 364
      oink says:

      hey Carol with an e

      we’re all unreconstructed here

      no false boobs
      no false eyelashes
      no bottox

      we stand here proud and honestly say what we think and feel

      which is more than you are ever likely to do

      go get a life – join the libdems

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    • 365
      annnnonyperson says:

      Carole, we are not all Tories. DO, please, pay attention.

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    • 370
      g1lgam3sh says:

      A Tory activist eh?

      Only slightly less welcome here than a socialist wanker then, just because you use the other hand doesn’t make you less of a wanker.

      Just ask Wavey Davey.

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    • 388
      Health Warning...this site may contain upsetting comments says:

      Dear Carole,

      You’ve obviously made the naive mistake of straying in here and making the mistake of thinking :-

      1. That this site is full of Cameron Tories or people who support the Coalition or even Labour or even any political party
      2. That this a political blog …
      3. The IQ of most posters is above 100..and that they understand irony
      4. Is not full of homophobic mysoginists if that is not a contradiction in terms ?..
      5. That most of us are either not on day-release;medication or seriously pyschotic and paranoid..
      6..That this blog is a nice place to be in the small hours…
      7. That a majority are not taking the piss or do not enjoy using foul language and have a fixation with bodily functions
      8. That people on here do not use multiple aliases, delusions of grandeur or never impersonate someone else and do not have arguments with themselves under various aliases….this is hilarious particularly when they threaten themselves and fall oput with themselves and then refuse to speak to themselves for hours or days at a time

      9. That there are actually more that 30 unique posters..

      10. Finally do not get a kick from continually mentioning our last PM(and wife)
      usually in derogatory style….

      In summary we are all one big load of sick bastards ….I hope that clears that up for you

      It was nice to meet you whilst it lasted(which again sums up most of us on heres length and success of relationships with women…can’t think why ?)

      XXX

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      • 471
        She' only looking for attention says:

        Carole can I suggest you find a blog which discusses handbags and shoes and leave the Politics to the men !

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    • 433
      Silvio says:

      Give me a call Carole if you ever need springing from jail.

      Like

    • 470
      Anonymous says:

      Carole you are theresa may and I claim my £5

      Like

    • 473
      Nietzsche says:

      Men were made for war and women for the entertainment of the warrior.

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  48. 197
    Anonymous says:

    Ha! “Bottle-fed Triplet”. Just got it.

    Like

  49. 206
    The Acme Irony Detector says:

    Can you see it, yet?

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  50. 209

    She’s having a lorra lorra laughs

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  51. 212
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    she is also advocating defrauding the dhss by wanting to employ someone who is unemployed
    “cash in hand ?” Cushty !

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  52. 215
    Fucked Off says:

    from the picture I guess this woman is about 12 years of age – non?

    anyway, she’s a cun’t

    by the way, has anybody called MPs cu’nts today yet? – well I have just now!

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  53. 218
    JUMP! says:

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  54. 234
    Bof says:

    Nice tale on Orly Taitz site, just about sums up Champagne Socialists:

    I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows
    up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States . Both of her
    parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, “If you were
    President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied, “I’d give
    food and houses to all the homeless people…

    Her parents proudly beamed. “Wow…what a worthy goal,” I told her. “But you
    don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. Tell you what – you can
    come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and
    I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the
    homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a
    new house. How about doing something wonderful like that?”

    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye
    and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can
    just pay him the $50?”

    I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”

    Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

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  55. 236
    Harry the Camel says:

    She has overlooked NI contibutions she has to pay;

    If you’re employed you pay Class 1 National Insurance contributions. The rates are:

    * if you earn more than £110 a week and up to £844 a week, you pay 11 per cent of the amount you earn between £110 and £844

    Say two weeks work, £250 a week, that’s 11% of 140 = 15 quid a week out of the wage packet. Might be trivial to her, but not to the poor sod doing the work.

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  56. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Do what we say, not what we do………………….

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  57. 242
    Confucius he says:

    Those who can, do. Those who cannot, write.

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  58. 243
    Johan says:

    I’d suggest the key point is that she’d like to pay a living wage for the role but can’t afford to – an argument against the living wage made by many companies.

    Like

  59. 245
    bbitgu says:

    Has anyone here applied ?

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  60. 250
    • 252
      bbitgu says:

      Old story by about 3 weeks or so.

      Like

      • 260
        Anonymous says:

        No it’s not. Dated 18th Jan

        Like

      • 267
        Steve Miliband says:

        BBITGU – Ed Miliband and his top team of fuschia’s were told by Baldwin to say ‘tory-led’. Now in true Campbell style Baldwin is telling the Media to say ‘tory-led’. My guess is they will say ‘fuck off’ coca-cola head

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        • 287
          Equal Partners says:

          Correct. The coalition Government Brand is working and it is very convenient for both of its parties as neither will get direct blame for the tough measures. Labour have correctly identified this and since the two new Goons took over telling Ed what he has to say they have been pushing this Tory Led government mantra. While Dave and Nick maintain that it is a full coalition of Equal partners.

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    • 257
      The BBC, ITV and Sky says:

      Fuck off Baldwin you arsehole. :x

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  61. 276
    veet says:

    i wonder if she is bushy

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  62. 291
    Secondary Modernist. says:

    Ah yes- her heroine Diane Abbott, who sent her son to private school.

    Like

    • 400
      far right far out says:

      Try posting Fawkes amusing bio from blogger head’s and see how long it lasts here as it’s FAR more amusing.

      Like

  63. 293
    Silver Shadow says:

    Nor does anyone else, but when did that ever stop an Oxbridge sociopath getting on in life?

    Like

  64. 302
    bbitgu says:

    Ok , How many Pints needed before you would ?

    i am going with ten + ten sambucas

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  65. 304
    A Word to the Wise says:

    “I am currently working on a longer journalistic project which at the moment is so impossibly, excitingly secret that if I told you I’d have to kill you.”

    That would also be against the law, but never mind you’ll be in and out in less than eight years and your living expenses, gym and TV licence are all included.

    Like

  66. 305
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘Penny’s practical understanding of unpaid internships was cushioned by the fact that she was lucky enough to have an inheritance to rely on when she was starting out in the media. Not everyone has that advantage…’

    Which makes the piece she once wrote about living in a ‘near squat’ when she left university even funnier. You either live in a squat or you don’t live in a squat. You don’t live in a ‘near squat’.

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    • 322
      Engineer says:

      For some people brought up in fortunate circumstances, a nicely-appointed two-bedroom flat in Mayfair might seem a ‘near-squat’. For the rest of us, it remains a distant dream, as we try to maintain our cardboard box under the railway arches in reasonably presentable condition.

      Like

    • 336
      Rose says:

      A “near squat” is just a messy flat.
      Perhaps she could employ a cleaner on minimum wage to tidy up a bit?

      Like

      • 384
        Grouchy Grammarian says:

        Posh lefty students have always acted the part by ensuring that their clothes and living surroundings are as messy as possible – before heading back at the end of each term to Mummy & Daddy’s in a fashionably-distressed 20-year-old car.

        Living embodiments of Young Ones Rick or Viz’z Student Grant.

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      • 424
        Beyond The Crash-Gordon says:

        I made sure my “cleaner” received payments well above the minimum wage. This was no problem for me as it wasn’t my money I was paying her with and I could just reclaim it in expenses.

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    • 369
      Penny's Squat says:

      Maybe she means near a squat?

      Like

    • 374
      annnnonyperson says:

      She probably had a luxury pad round the corner from a squat. Therefore she lived in or near a squat.

      Like

  67. 309
    A Bloke says:

    This woman has to be the most revolting waste of space on the planet.

    Like

  68. 312
    Engineer says:

    Guido, is this the same Laurie Penny with whom you traded opinions on ‘Any Questions’ a few weeks ago?

    Like

    • 331

      Correctamundo Engineer, Fawkes and Laurie have history..

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00wlj72

      Like

      • 335

        LAURIE PENNY is a journalist, author and activist from London. She is a regular writer for the Guardian and the New Statesman, providing what she describes as “Pop culture and radical politics with a feminist twist”. Her blog, Penny Red, was shortlisted for the Orwell prize for political writing in 2010. She is 24 years old and spent a recent fortnight embedded with the student protest movement. She described it as, “a leaderless protest with no agenda but justice: it is a new children’s crusade, epic and tragic.” She is no fan of the Conservatives but has been disappointed by Labour’s record in opposition so far: “In 13 years of meandering and hawkish leadership, it seems that the Labour Party has utterly forgotten what effective opposition politics are supposed to look like. The grim truth is that the recoagulated Labour Party has no ideology and no new ideas. It was Labour that began the privatisation and withdrawal of public services in this country.”

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        • 342
          youngsters these days says:

          It was Labour that began the privatisation and withdrawal of public services in this country.”

          She is obviously not old enough to remember works of the great Margaret Thatcher. :roll:

          Like

        • 363
          Outside the Bubble says:

          Is that a wikileak or are you quoting what her last intern wrote about her before the nervous breakdown ?

          Like

  69. 313
    One of the unemployed says:

    Tell me about it.

    Like

  70. 320
    Armchair Sports Fan says:

    There’s nothing to beat a spot of feminist-baiting.

    Like

    • 330
      Engineer says:

      I’ve become utterly confused by feminism (though perhaps that’s their intention). There seem to be different sorts of feminist wanting different things – the all-men-are-rapists brigade, the we-want-to-flaunt-it-because-we’ve-got-it brigade, the bhurka-compulsory brigade, and the ones that change tack suddenly and without warning.

      It’s enough to send you muttering to your shed, and wedge the door shut for a bit of peace.

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    • 348
      Crash Gordon says:

      What about masturbating?

      Like

  71. 323
    Crash Gordon says:

    I’ve just done a stinky trump.

    Like

  72. 347
    Ms Gnomer says:

    “talk over what I’m writing and hunt down sources and stories for me,”

    Soooo – work out the conclusion first, then dig up the “evidence” that can be made to lead to it?

    Genius.

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    • 362
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Don’t be silly, this is how it has to be. First comes hypothesis, then the search for evidence to test it, then a revision of the original hypothesis. Haven’t you ever done any academic work or writing longer than a smart-arse comment on a blog?

      Like

    • 366
      germaine says:

      It would be genius if she hadn’t advertised it.
      Not as clever as she thinks she is.

      Like

  73. 353
    voter says:

    that’s you isn’t it Gordon?

    Like

  74. 354
    voter says:

    “Diane for king”

    which one Ooooonnnahhhh or Kenny?

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  75. 356
    Jim says:

    Love all the amusing comments on here.

    Back in the autumn of 2008 I had the dubious pleasure of sitting next to Laurie for an ENTIRE month at the Independent as part of an internship. I am still receiving counselling.

    I can confirm that none of it is an act and she really is the physical, spiritual and emotional embodiment of Viz character Millie Tant.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millie_Tant

    Odd, odd girl.

    Jim

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  76. 359
    Drunk Lawyer says:

    On the living wage, she’s a hypocrite. On the minimum wage, she is on dodgy ground with the ‘about 85 hours’ line, but would be OK if it could be shown that the work actually took no more than 84. As for the suggestion that the job advert is OK, it’s not. It expresses a clear preference for one sex, and sets out a different requirement for men than for women. Definitely indirect sex discrimination, most likely also direct sex discrimination. Admittedly, anyone bringing a claim against her would need to show that they were interested in applying for the job (i.e. insane) and were put off by the terms in which is was advertised.

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    • 442
      Not chasing the blues says:

      I was thinking a guy who’s needs a few bob and a job and an ambulance chaser funding the lawyers could if things worked out bring an action and come away with a few reward points,with the law getting a few more,it would depend if the ambulance chaser thought that the kerching was loud enough,but that’s a guess as I am thick.

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  77. 360
    Bad Penny says:

    @Red Penny

    Noted your gender preference, why not go the whole hog and specify racial and sexuality preference too?

    Like

  78. 367
    annnnonyperson says:

    Worked as a stripper to fund her degree at Oxford.

    So, she’s not all bad, then!

    Like

  79. 371
    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    So, if 2.5 woman-weeks of research has gone into a book, what will it be worth?

    Like

  80. 372
    john snow says:

    I’m hearing that Silly Bercow married JohnBoy because she thought he had a lot of potential and that it would materialse when ‘he grew up’!!

    Like

  81. 381
    JH says:

    I recall some bizarre comments she made on Labourlist below one of her own articles about how all the commenters probably think she is ‘a feminazi SLUTWHORE’ [sic].

    A confused young lady.

    Bet she is dynamite in bed though. Dogs, hot chips etc.

    Like

  82. 385
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    on Newsnight the other comentator’s body language said it all, it also seemed like he could harldly even bear to look at her.

    Like

  83. 390
    YorkshireLad says:

    Maybe our Laurie is a lesbian

    Like

  84. 391
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Another Luxury Leftie. Wishing to make the world a better place to live or perhaps survive in.

    Like

    • 420
      Archer Karcher says:

      A socialists version of ‘better’ invariably translates, except for the party elite, into poorer.

      Like

  85. 392
    Jon Cravens says:

    Hypicite, Lefty cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu’nnnnnntt

    And you can quote me on that you arseholes

    Like

  86. 401
    Gordon Brown says:

    Hi. Please buy my book.

    Like

  87. 408
    A Bloke says:

    “Thanks to @guidofawkes I now have over 150 applications for the research position, only one of which is spoof. Rather taken aback.”

    So in 2 hours she’s managed to qualify 150 job applicants and weed out the only spoof application whilst at the same time write her blog and Twatter to her insane followers???

    This girl doesn’t need any intern, she’s a fucking one woman whirlwind! Get rid of the help Guido and giver her a job on a tenner an hour!

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  88. 410
    Lord Taylor says:

    Nick Clegg has pledged I will win and be proclaimed innocent.

    I can’t lose!

    Like

  89. 416
    John Ward says:

    I wonder if the Miliband of Hope, when it comes to minmum wages and welfare, can take on board the latest US research on poverty…..?

    http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/01/18/official-exposure-to-poverty-makes-you-stupid/

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  90. 426
    Tony B£iar, War Criminal says:

    So what if I told a few white lies? Only a few hundred thosand people were killed. On the plus side, me and Cherie got to stay at Dubya’s ranch.

    Like

  91. 428

    “about” x hours means at least x hours. So the poor oppressed worker, without a proper employment contract, ends up getting screwed by the posh employer.

    Skunkies says stop worker exploitation NOW!

    Like

  92. 435
    Anonymous says:

    Back to work Bercow.

    Like

  93. 437
    Anonymouse says:

    Why is it desirable to be a ‘feminist’? The replacement of alleged msyogeny with misandry is surely hardly an achievement to be lauded.

    I had never heard of this particular women before you reported this story.

    Perhaps ignorance is bliss after all.

    Cheese anyone?

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  94. 439

    If you said in court you were doing “about” 30 mph in a built up zone and the Filth proved you were doing 35, you will not have perjured yourself.

    Or so Skunkie’s brief tells him.

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  95. 440
    Private Company says:

    Hi. We have a vacancy. You need to be competent and hardworking. We’ll pay you a generous salary plus company benefits. That’s because we make profits that enable us to employ people and pay them above minimum wage. Only apply if you don’t think private companies are evil.

    Like

    • 482
      Your local council says:

      Piss off. We’ll just employ the peasants directly as bin wardens and multimedia climate outreach workers, taking many times their salary from you and what’s left of your hapless staff. Please declare bankruptcy at once.

      Like

  96. 444
    MJC says:

    We have PennyReds in America, too. You can find them in gentrified areas of Chicago and in Brooklyn, NY—and like Laurie most of them are upper middle class. Though I have not had to deal with them since I was in school, I still encounter them at various times throughout the year. My friend owns a business that is frequented by these confused kids. From my observations, these kids are quite rude to the staff my friend employs–most of which are immigrants from Ireland and Mexico…and they have the nerve to say they represent the working class…they really make me angry…go represent your own class…don’t patronize or romanticize the lives of those you know nothing about…Geesh

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  97. 446
    john P reid says:

    whats the book about .the working class struggle?

    Like

  98. 450
    Anonymous says:

    The fact that none of you goons appear to be able to cut an intelligent argument without referring to expletives, rape, murder and a big dose of sexism reflects the credibility of your aguments.

    Like

    • 472
      Reading Sc says:

      The fact that you have to make false claims that none of us goon sappear to be able to cut an intelligent argument without referring to expletives, rape, murder and a big dose of sexism reflects the fact you haven’t actually read all the comments. No wonder you post anonymously.

      Like

      • 489
        Nail As Many Of The Hypocrite Bastards As You Can says:

        Give me your address and I will turn up and say it all too your face.

        Like

    • 481
      Tolpuddle Martyr says:

      Oohh that’s us told.
      PS- It’s aRgument. Didn’t you learn how to spell at private school?

      Like

  99. 457
    john P reid says:

    Just been on her blog she quotes billy Bragg at the Top, maybe htey could discuss the mansions they live in.

    Like

  100. 465
    Dragons Den says:

    Ok Penny let me tell you were I am on this. Basically your figures don’t add up and you’ve embarked on a project which you can’t afford and are trying to do on the cheap. For that reason I’m out !

    Like

  101. 476
    Die by your own sword. says:

    OK. Two conversations with the EHRC. One with a “helpline” operator, and one a call back from a case analyst. There is NO EXEMPTION applicable in this case and the opinion is that the wording is illegal.

    I have also discovered that one does not need to apply to and be rejected from the role to lodge a complaint. A complaint can be investigated simply as a reader of the offending advertisement. I have left my details, and been given a case ref number.

    If anyone else wants a go, it can only help. Call 0845 604 6610 and quote the line about preferring a woman.

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  102. 478
    Jim says:

    Nothing particularly gossipy to report, but she did use to dress like Trinity from the Matrix pretty much every day, which raised some eyebrows with the senior staff. I’ve yet to meet anyone with less sense of humour, although in her favour she didn’t come across as an entitled snob, which a lot of the Indy crowd are.

    Jim

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    • 499
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I don’t know Trinity from the Matrix.

      But I do know a Cherie from Matrix-Chambers.
      She dressed like a million dollars.
      Mind you, she could afford too.
      Her husband was something big in the world of banking.

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  103. 484

    1 out 3 right is pretty good for an anonymong.

    Like

  104. 485
    The Jokes On Who says:

    I’d do it for a few shags with her, 500 quid split down to going rate of 120 quid for an hour gives me what 4 shags and a handjob.

    Not bad.

    Like

  105. 500
    Sian says:

    The bit about her paying for uni by stripping is a complete lie. she was part of the uni’s one time burlesque troupe and wasn’t forced to do it at all. As far as I remember she would volunteer. She certainly stripped off at cast parties because she felt like it. As well as sleeping with other people’s boyfriends on several occasions I seem to remember.

    Like

  106. 504
    Sensible Shoes says:

    @Laurie
    You didn’t mention whether you would be applying any religious discrimination during the selection process. Would you accept a muslim candidate?
    I think I know what your answer would be.

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  107. 508
    annnnonyperson says:

    Jack? Off!

    Like

  108. 509
    The Listener says:

    Is life imitating art?

    “She is advertising for an intern to help her with a book, which due to media demands she doesn’t have time to commit to herself.”

    This is the plot for the Episode 1 of the current series of Ed Reardon’s week on R4.

    Andrew Nickolds and Christopher Douglas must have good contacts!

    Like

  109. 522
    Cap'n bob says:

    Should point out for the sake of completeness that Penny’s practical understanding of unpaid internships was cushioned by the fact that she was lucky enough to have an inheritance to rely on when she was starting out in the media. Not everyone has that advantage…

    Makes her appreciate Jack and Jill Nobody even more!

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