Mandy’s Krafty Deal
Guido was the first to report the rumour that Mandy is eyeing up some sort of role with Lazards and according to the FT the investment bank has not denied the speculation. Still one good turn deserves another – Lazards advised Kraft about their controversial buying of Cadbury, something the government didn’t block…
Guess who was the Business Secretary at the time…














ME
Murky is as murky does. Thanks Mandy for fucking up the UK permanently.
What sort of corrupt state and society could possibly allow such criminal greed to prosper?
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P. J. O’Rourke
Amen to that. Let us prey.
Personally I thought Kraft buying Cadburys should be upto the owners of Cadburys i.e. Cadburys Shareholders to decide.
First Blair now Mandy. Are there any despicable scumbags currently not working for the Banks ?
The Lizard at Lazards?
Its called Modern Britain old chaps, welcome to the shit hole of Europe
Mandy’s a krafty bugger.
He looks like butter wouldn’t melt in his bottom.
Ooooh, it does dear, it most certainly does.
You’ll come to a sticky end….
Point taken, Zorro.
Choc melting in Mandy’s arse? Ask his boyfriend, he should know.
Sod of back to Middle East ar*se hole or have they seen sense & told you to bugger off ?
You certainly are one big annal reject……
Don’t worry before long your overdue appointment at the Hague War Crimes Court along with Pres Bliar will arrive & its pity they cannot have you both shot once you’ve found guilty, although that would be much to quick punishment.
And of course, followed by all those accomplices that voted to follow the Leader.
What’s that, Gordon? You’re suffering from ME? Splendid!
Hardly likely. ME is known to affect over-achievers – not Gordons problem at all.
Don’t you just love old clips the politicians thought would never come back….
A finger of fudge is just enough…
Slick scheming slug.
The wages of spin.
Here’s Guido’s competition!
Order-Order.tw?
Only the crumbliest, flakiest Lordship.
Troughs and corrupts like no Lordship before.
Just goes to prove that all pigs are equal but some are more equal than others.
This slimy git knows as much about investment banking as Gordon Brown’s dick.
Sure you spelled it right? Lizards would be more apt…
Krafty.. with a capital ‘K’
Well he always was a Gent. With a capital ‘B’
That joke was worn thin earlier today.
Another Luxurious Lefty going to a different trough,
Isn’t Mandy giving the Mediterranean sign for “Sit on this”?
I’m sure a few have.
…. or perhaps he’s just showing his approval of the guy who keeps appearing in the E-On ad in the next frame.
Follow up Guido’s Seen Elsewhere link to ‘No denial to Guido Mandy rumour’ for the return gesture.
Funny, for a second there I thought you claimed to be a libertarian.
Troff troff!!
Jail is the only place this vermine should be going.
Mix of ermine and vermin.
My bot bot hurts.
Peter bent over backwards to secure this job
it was the right thing to do
or The shite ring of pooh !
What a disgusting oik!
Not the sort of chap one would go yachting with.
Hello sailor!
I always thought yachting was a bit tack-y.
Wouldn’t it be great if somebody at Lazard’s was stupid enough put in an email the link between the Cadbury’s deal going ahead and Mandy getting a bung, sorry, job?
Wait for Wikilazard coming soon!!!
Tony said he’s very relaxed about Peter getting filthy rich.
I’m very relaxed about Tony hopefully eventually getting a prolonged and painful cancer.
Don’t fret too much & get the blood pressure up; its not worth the agro, the wicked old devil has got to die some time or another. Let’s all hope its sooner than later – good riddance to Mandy
“Guess who was the Business Secretary at the time…”
Yeah, remind us what sort of business that was.
This is a disgraceful slur on my good character!!!
On the contrary, this is a good slur on your disgraceful character.
If anyone knows some cancer cells that are looking for a job, can you please advise them to alight on Mandy’s lungs or throat?
Mummy says if I learn to do plop plop in the toilet room, then I can have a bottle of fizzy lemon with my din dins. Yay!
I want someone to write my book for me. I’ll pay £500 for 6 months work. Sorry but I can’t afford any more than that.
I’ll pay you £500 for 6 months work.
You won’t even have to get out of bed.
About 85 hours’ work? I’ll bet that’s enough to last you a couple of years.
Watch the Penny’s and the inherited millions of pounds will take care of themselves. Miserable Labour rich bitch.
Please give him his full title:
Greed Led Lord Mandelson
I’m celebrating. Bottom’s up!
What a vile creature.
Sweary words don’t do the Hunt justice.
Surely the coalition will do something about this blatent abuse of office, won’t they?
How do you think Fawkes got the story?
Yes. They’ll keep it under wraps until it’s their turn.
Listened a bit to PM earlier. Eddie Mair is a right annoying prick. Is he another Labour toad?
I would hope that he would never shit thicker than snare wire but I think in his case, tanker mooring rope would suffice.
Arse drippings to you all.
Make sure the first load of crap lands in ole Sugar lumps gob!
Gisa job.
Contact Laurie Penny.
You’re on Question Time this week.
With Galloway.
I hope Job centre plus amend both your benefits this week.
Part-time work is still work, despite what Penny Dreadful thinks.
Never mind this crap. Why is the Cabinet Secretary witholding vital papers concerning the Iraq war? Who is he protecting, and why?
The yanks.
Cos they’ll kill him if he doesn’t (withhold the papers).
So why did Julian Assange, another US target, flee here if it’s so unsafe?
He’s finding out how safe it is as we speak.
Perhaps if you want to piss off the americans you should make sure that you have a shady sexual past they can bring up.
Statism and the need to retain the Politics of Fear, I’d wager. For O’Donnell to have actually spoken out about GB’s loonier behavioural tendencies, the excesses must have been truly mind-buggering. Shill for the civil-service-building NuLab lot. Salaries and numbers in employment of the box-tickers rose enormously, as did his power as a result. What was there for Gus not to like?
Wikileaks awaits.
Haven’t the rich suffered enough ??
For once they’ve made a ruling that makes sense. Naomi Campbell is an odious, egomaniacal bully.
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that the Daily Mirror’s freedom of expression was violated by the legal costs it had to pay when it lost a privacy case brought by Naomi Campbell. In 2004, the Law Lords found the paper had breached the supermodel’s privacy in an article about her drug addiction. The ECHR ruled that the £1m costs the paper had to pay, which were partly lawyers’ “success fees”, were too much. The Mirror will now have to discuss compensation with the government. The government is already considering changes to the system after a review by Lord Justice Jackson in 2010 recommended lawyers in “no win, no fee” civil cases should no longer have a “success fee” paid by the defendants, but should get a share of damages. At the time he said the system was not benefiting the public, with fees to lawyers sometimes amounting to more than 1,000% of damages. The report suggested a 25% limit on the share of damages paid to lawyers in a successful claim.
All the MSM deserve to be shit on from a gteat height frequently and often until they stop breaking the law and start researching stories properly. This is yet another reason why the UK should give the EU the two fingers of scorn and derision. It worked at Agincourt, Waterloo, Ypres and Al Alamein, it’ll work again in Brussels. A’ Basse le boche et La Francaise!
I thought the story was true – she just claimed it violated her privacy. Which it probably did. But not a million quids worth of privacy.
Oh baby, I’m worth more the a squillion quids baby, Izza da queen … lol
I feel sorry for all those Cadbury workers in Keynsham who were deluded enough to vote for Dan Norris hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I don’t.
Nice one Guido, back to form. Keep on smiting the ungodly.
Well, Lord Mandelson, are the country’s economic woes still all the fault of the bankers, then?
Yes. That’s why i’ve decided to lend my expertise to assuring all our futures.
Now, isn’t it past your bedtime?
Think there’s a typo in that. ‘…all our…’ should surely read ‘…my…’.
Your future is my future.
My good friend George told me that while we were tossing upon the ocean wave.
Your future is preferably as far from any political influence and the levers of power as possible. My future, and that of the country, might look a little brighter if that could be so.
And as my bum levers itself into yet another rewarding seat, your arse is in the coalition’s hands.
Whose future looks the brightest?
I am far happier about the future of my seat than yours. Especially if the coalition’s plans for Lords reform come to fruition.
Don’t hold your breath.
At your age, it could be fatal.
No charge.
Just as well. Offering advice of that standard, your invoice would have been returned anyway.
But surely Dave upholds your free access to the NHS?
He believes in it.
Don’t you?
NHS costs £110 billion a year. That’s £1800 for each and every man, woman and child in the UK. Oh, and they charge you for prescriptions as well. And car-parking.
Bargain? Er, no.
Free Access to the NHS????
I pay a shit load though taxes and get shite service from those who like to pretend to be dedicated and caring but always seem to be
a) chatting
b) gossipping
c) on the computer
The NHS is shit. Scrap it.
No prescription or hospital car park charges in Wales. This is, after all, the United Kingdom.
May your hemorrhoids burst, your Lordship.
I’ve made £60m since 2007. And I owe it all to tens of thousands of dead Iraqis and British troops. Thank you.
I’m so pleased for you.
Yes, Iraq was a nice little earner for you Tone. Respect!
I never lied.
You just never told the truth.
You need to be in touch with reality to lie.
You also have to be clever to do it convincingly.
Just 0% of the truth.
The thing is those from the lower orders who vote for Liebore never no this sort of stuff goes on. Oh well.
Thank Christ those affluent middle class dwellers from my neck of the woods, recognise an honest Parliamentarian.
Those affluent middle class dwellers from your neck of the woods are very pissed off about the amount of job losses recently in the area and are on the look out for their honest parliamentarian so that they can give him a damned good kicking. Either that or they want their lawnmower back:)
Know, dear boy. A good line ruined by a Labour education.
Thank fuck Labour voters are so thick.
I rely on them to keep voting for me.
If it wasn’t for their votes I would have fuck all to do with them, obviously.
Obviously.
Well well, old Mandelslime, Lord of the Rings, has weaseled his way into a well-paid non-job with Lazards. It’s obviously pay-back time.
It’s not as though he didn’t screw enough cash out of us while he was with the EU – is he still being given taxpayers’ money for ‘resettlement’? If so, perhaps it’s time that particular gravy train hit the buffers (preferably with him strapped to the front of it, trousers down and tackle out….).
He’s still screwing money out of us via the pension he gets from the EU.
Trivial, if satisfying.
Who will rid me of this turbulent politician?
Cheese and chocolate, and banking.
Couldn’t imagine Mandy pursuing any other course of action to be honest.
The One World Government is a partnership between multinational corporations and supranational political entities, such as central bankers and centralised military power. Mere national companies are mincemeat, to be troughed by the giants.
You’re all jealous of my insight into the world of banking.
Good evening, Miss Rice-Davies.
Another typo, this time you can’t spell ‘banking’.
Hugh – agreed, but did he mean bonking or wanking? Why is English so difficult?
Its not ‘B’anking mandy darling – the word you want to use begins with a ‘W’ & you’ve done enough of it over the years to know that!
Need good slogans to market an Order-Order T/shirt
{Loads left after Xmas. Need to flog some to Fawkes.}
Guido Fawkes:
“It’s Window lickin’ good”
“No I.P. No Comment”
“Because I’m Worthless”
“Let your fingers do the stalking”
“Carlsberg don’t do blogs..and they’d be f*ckin annoyed if it was anything like this”
“The new playtime 24 hour gurgle. Licks and separates”
“Reach out and torch someone.”
“4ks-4-U”
any more?
Sockpuppets R U
GetYourOwnBlog
Guildford, Home of the cripples.
Said the retard with a fixation on the disabled.
Is it because they can’t run away from rapists like you?.
Ha, It is you, you just cannot resist. Sounds like your projecting again. Is rape the only way you get sexual release?
A bit diffuclt to achieve in a wheelchair, but doable with the right drugs and a hoist.
Fair point. AC1 viagra’d up to the eyeballs, and with a penile extension, could at last achieve some sort of satisfaction.
It’s more likely than his delusions on ending income tax.
“Taking the P out of Politician”
“No Sleaze Please, We’re British”
“LobbyDog”
This takes the ‘o’ out of the accountants at Lazards
“Come to order-order.com and lap up my tittle-tattle.”
Wouldn’t give a Fawkes for anything else
Now that’s a good one.
Alan Johnson IS PM!
And that. And the no sleaze please above.
Mandy : bent in name and bent by nature.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. In my illustrious position as Chairman of the Home Affairs Committee, I have introduced a bill to the Commons proposing changing the rules on succession. It will be debated in May. It means that any Pakistani relation or friend of mine will inherit my most important job. I’ll arrange that they can continue with my tradition of putting silk cushions on expenses.
We better get a few Turks in to even up the balance.
Haha……a few. It’s the way he tells ‘em.
Answer: Billys rectum.
I haven’t read anything that made me laugh on here for weeks.
Go somewhere else, then.
You keep telling people to do that and your figures are down . Why would you wish to self-destruct?
You come here for a laugh? You poor deluded fuckwit.
There’s not much to laugh about at the moment.
Labour did a runner and left us a £trillion ( & growing) in debt. £40k per household as of today.
gordon’s frantically combing the world for a lucrative, world leader job that’ll feed his oversized ego and mandy and bliar are raking in £millions from fools and idiots that think they’re worth employing.
And the rest of us are left to raise children with their legacy, rising fuel costs (diesel 132p per litre) , rising energy costs (up 10%) and rising food costs (up 8%) .
Luckily, we have a new government that pledges to bring the previous crooks to account.
Happy daze!
Previous crooks? like uddin? Apparently not – she is not only NOT going to be prosecuted for troughing £90k for claiming expenses for a house owned by her brother in law and a further £90k for expenses she claimed for that empty flat in maidstone, but she is also saying she has no intention of paying any of it back.
It has all gone into that marble palace in bangle land.
That’s the past troughers. What about the current one’s?! And yes they are still there in all parties!!!
Well we all know why that c’unt hasn’t been prosecuted.
Well do we? Sorry I don’t know why.
She’s female. true there are no prosecutions apparently pending for women mp’s although maybe moran will be one soon!
She’s muslim. true there are no prosecutions apparently pending for women HoL members.
She’s labour………and on and on
Or maybe she’s just corrupt, dishonest, troughing……..nothing to do with politics or religion just flawed like loads of others of all colours Hmm??!!
+1
Yes, but we now have a government that will sort that lot out…..oh, ok we haven’t. But we have good weather, oh…., ok, but we can get a pay rise, oh…., ok, but our kids are well educated, oh…., ok, but if we need to go into hospital we know we will get well looked after, oh……. bugger. A lot of damage done by Brown – and Camo and Clegg get the blame. You are right *uck all to laugh about.
Laugh at small commercial landlords with empty units. Grodon Browns Empty property rates are back, 100% tax on any rateable value over £2600. We’ve filed the Demolition Notice
Is there anything under £2,600?
That’s around 400ft.
Not many offices or business units, even converted village houses, under that size.
Laurie Penny, Chuka Umunna, Polly Toy Bee, George Galloway, Margaret Moran, Gordon Brown, Damien McBride, Shahid Malik, David Chaytor, Eric Illsley, Tony Blair, Slotgob, Bad Al, Mandy, Jo Moore, Jim Devine, Jacqui Smith, Geoff Hoon, Margaret Beckett, Keith Vaz, Sadiq Khan, Denis Skinner, Tom Watson.
Christ on a fucking bike, how can one party have SO many utterly reprehensible, morally bankrupt and crooked c’unts??
Add Ruth Kelly to the list
What about uddin, prezza, kinnochio, the carrot topped one, the member for corby and ne northants( who spent £40k on a one bed flat in london with all the furniture ending up in corby)…………………………………………….etc??!!
I like golden showers.
So do we.
Fancy pissing another?
On me.
Brian Cowen survives vote of confidence!
Well, that turned out fine then.
They’ll be no looking back now.
It is Ireland he probably voted no confidence as he was feeling a little nervous
They’ll have another vote.
Until its yes.
Will next wickileaks expose some of these Krafty buggers?
Thank God his request for a Maserati official car was turned down when he was an EU Commissioner.
He could have ruined the brand for those that have earned the right to such luxury & style.
One day soon he will be given a Mussolini, Tata and thanks for the lamp post.
Maserati? Aren’t they even more unreliable than Range Rovers?
I read that as Mandy getting a job with Lizards – damn appropriate, I thought.
If Julian Assange wants to earn some respect from the Brits – he should let his hackers loose on the trail of Mandy’s filthy secrets. He’s definitely due another fall from grace.
Third time lucky and it could be straight to the Scrubs and do not pass go. And it would serve the smarmy git right if the other lags REFUSED to bugger him in the showers.
I’ll come quietly officer, you’ve got me bang to rights.
I saw Mandy once in 2004 where he boarded a b a flight to stay in luxury at parrot cay in the Turks and Caicos ( he claimed to be there for ‘work’ but the people he was staying with did not look like workers to me! Anyway as he boarded his plane he feather his head on an overhead locker x
Sorry that shoUld read 2003
Glad you clarified the year, was getting a bit confused before that.
He did what to who?
OK i’ll ask the feckin question !
What was he doing in an Indian head dress ?
Why Indian?, maybe just an impromptu Carmen Miranda impersonation with a bowl of fruit on his head.
In dia and Ch ina are not in recession.
If mandy was associating himself with In dia he was trying to convince potential lucrative employers that he has high level contacts with countries liike In dia to make them loadsamoney!!
Amusing , isn’t it?? that labourites are really all about making loadsamoney for themselves eg the kinnochios, brown looking for a world leader’s job, bliar, mandy, alastairc.
And labour actually are not really about a decent education for the masses, or social justice or dignity and fairness for the elderly ( even though they try and say that is their real focus!! ) What a CON!!!
Let’s not forget bobcrow and his luxury pad in cuba with his cuban servants!!
Oh yes labour really believes in social justice and equality.
As long as it doesn’t apply to them!!!
What are you on grandma ?
it is red indians wot wear head dresses and they live in America
no body mentioned India or China or millitwit or twotson or kinokio
please read the words before commenting
#thank you !
Oh Dear. Labour education again!!
You don’t know the difference between Indi ans from the Indi an sub continent and red indians from Am erica!!
They are both superior to you!
You poor idiot!!!
look just piss off to bed you boring old soak
K-SKRAAAAWWKK!!! (cuttle) (blush)
Ya Boo Sucks! Catch me if you can, ordinary plebs.
I’m in the big boy’s club now, and we look after our own.
Mandy, bliar and uddin travelling round the med in a luxury yacht once owned by onassis!!!
Paid for by the british taxpayer!
Yes it did happen!!!
The yacht was owned by Oleg Deripaska an aluminium baron
not funded by the british taxpayer and i dont think Blair or uddin were on it either
Sorry I don’t think the onassis yacht was ever owned , or is now owned by deripaska.
Where did you get that idea from??!!
Speaking of the previous administration…just watched pesto’s analysis of the banking crisis. Just one thing missing: interviews from anyone from the last government…especially the former prime minister to explain how he saved the world. What an oversight.
An Iron Curtain has descended around Kirkcaldy.
The Labour Lords think MPs would have to work too hard if their number was cut. If that were true how come Miliband, Brown et al are scrabbling around trying to find well paid sinecures for themselves. They obviously haven’t got enough to do.
“A finger o’ Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.”
Had enough of Mandelson…We’ve ‘de-camped’ over here
http://order-order.com/2011/01/18/quote-of-the-day-357/#comment-841734
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/b4ae61a2-2348-11e0-b6a3-00144feab49a.html#axzz1BQmcxicD
The Chilcott Inquiry has been banned from publishing bliar/bush communications prior to his appearance at the Chilcot Inquiry on Friday.
Well there can be no greater proof of bliar’s guilt than that can there?!!!
What’d I say??
We protecting bliar from truth are we??!!
Why??!!
Goldsmith v Blair, one of them is got to be lying (or possibly both about different things).
Roll on Friday. I want to see bliar grilled again about the Iraq War.
And I hope there are lots of family from our lads who died out there because of his self-serving decisions!!!!
I have not doubt in my mind that he went to war in Ir aq because he thought the aftermath of the war would make him a lucrative job, when he left no10, giving him loadsamoney. He made sure of it with bush!!
AND it’ll be the biggest anticlimax of the week…nothing will will happen whatsoever….the establishment have moved on with the usual excuses….”the benefit of hindsight”….”Iraqis were playing dangerous game”…”Saddam was danger to the region”….”Iraq is now a democratic better country(?)”….”acted in good faith on intelligence provided”……so on and so forth until the next time when the same excuses will be wheeled out to the public and Parliament by the government of the day…no one in government or the establishment will want to point the finger of personal or specific blame…after all but for the grace of God it could be them next time…the report when it comes will be a whitewash of regrets,excuses and lessons learnt…it was ever thus in Britain
Reds on 44% is the highest [joint] they have been in a YG poll since the Cheriegate affair
Bues on 39% will be relatively happy tonight since it is stil 2% above what they got in May
Border Force on Sky is such a good laugh. I love watching illegals get nabbed.
UKIP are now showing at 7% polling in the South of England, whereas the ibs are 10% in the south of England. How long before UKIP are the third biggest party in England?
oops the *Libs
But would they really be any different to Labour/tories/lib dems ?
Heres a prediction for you
Coalition falls apart in the next few months
general election in May/June
Labour landslide
not what i want but i can’t see this coalition lasting they are pissing off to many people !
Finally something positive:
“The Association of Chief Police Officers, a private company which is unaccountable to the public, will also lose all other ‘operational’ duties.”
All they need to do is take away British Waterways Carte Blanche on planning permissions, and get them back to running a system of canals, and not a property company.
Fundamental issue: All organizations must be accountable to the local MPs.
However, that would be in a real world, our MP has not even got around to providing surgeries, has not appeared anywhere without the support of Ministers and generally seems too scared. His website is still under construction. What exactly is he doing?
they don’t like it up ‘em……….well most don’t
I wonder if Mandy would get a room at the Chymorvah Hotel .
I feel very sorry for that couple just because they chose not to have uphill gardners staying at their hotel. Why should everyone have to have gay cock shove down their throat. I am not a poofist but have had enough of these “minorities” keep moaning and seeking compensation. So is that £3800 in compensation for being a fucking nonce. I hope the gay bashers get them.
As for Elton John did you see the silly picture on the front of hello where they have matched Eltons head with a slimmer persons body hahaha
I hope the baby turns out to be a basher
i have written to the Chymorvah Hotel hotel expressing my support for freedom of speech , thought and over choice of whom one has in ones hotel. (after all who wants shit on the sheets)
I have suggested they get some 10000 volt electric blankets for when the poofs come calling
“Tony Blair was warned about handing peerages to political donors and cronies a decade before the ‘cash for honours’ scandal, it emerged last night.”
Bliar chose to listen to ……… rather than James Callaghan.
Don ttell the unions ………..
Inflation.
Our good friend the Sec State for International Development Andrew Mitchell is a bigwig at Lazard. Him and mandy should make for interesting bedfellows *cough*. Ol’ mitch is known for giving his ex researchers/interns comfortable jobs at Lazard, ah nepotism.
I really am enjoying Guidos slow slide into Mainstream apologist Tory cam cock sucking. So much for Anti Politics
He even quotes Coulson sound bite now…..
Guido ( ONCE ) mission statement
“””The primary motivation for the creation of the blog was purely to make mischief at the expense of politicians and for the author’s own self-gratification””””
Shame, he’s just another Jeremy NOW. Unfortunately the main stream that Guido yearns will allude him…Bless
Elude surely…Tosser.
And Brown will at some point go to Goldman Sachs as his reward for helping them out by selling the gold. That is an absolute certainty.
It would be appropriate for Mandy to go and work for a firm called Lizards, since he is one himself. It’s also appropriate for him to suck up to Kraft, since in a very real sense his politics are processed cheese.
If Lazards want to be associated with a dishonest man and a proven liar they must be very careless of their reputation. The appointment of Mandelson would raise serious questions about the probity and respectability of the Board.
An excellent point Mr Dan.
I thought the Sun shone out of his ass but then realised it was only the Guardian and I was very disapointed
Slimey little li(a)zard.
Good to see Peter again especially with his thumbs up!