He is 74, she was a 17 year-old nightclub dancer who came to one of his parties last year, for which she says she was paid €7,000. Later, when Ruby was arrested, Berlusconi called the police and got her sprung. Under Italian law sex with a prostitute under the age of 18 is a criminal offence. Ruby says they didn’t have sex, he says it is laughable and politically motivated left-wing prosecutors are trying to get him. Who to believe?
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
What’s that stain on her dress? Silvio taking lessons from Clinton now?
She’s a strapin’ lass though – yowzers!
So Ruby what first attracted you to billionaire Mr Berlusconi?
£1 != €1
Thankfully.
I think Ruby’s a Brazilian transvestite and Berlosconi gave her 7,000 euros to shut her up rather than him being embarrassed by the fact he groped a boy.
I know that girl she’s called Nikki Sotaloff, her mother is Onya Backyabitch !
It is Karima Keyek actually and she is a very nice girl.
I know her brother – he’s called Slobbigland Slipitinabic
Have you, in your banking experience, known anything like this?
Not biblically that’s for sure although some of the desk assistants may indeed have looked like this back in the 90s
And dressed like that actually.
My banking experience goes back to the mid 1960s.
The days of mini skirts and hot pants have left some indelible memories in my mind.
Those times when you do your very best to look as if you ae not looking whilst looking as hard as you bloody well can.
The story I always like was the one about the desk that turned up the Aircon every time a girl came to collect the tickets – the bet was how long it would take for her nipples to start poking through her blouse – Harriet Harman would love that.
My golden rule was never to do anyone in the same firm, especially if under my management. I kept to the second part of the objective completely.
I wouldn’t be happily married if I’d kept to the first part of that rule. I’ve never broken the second
Without wishing to appear Berlusconiesque, all roads appear to lead to Rome.
All roads lead to Rome?
Just think, that bird above or Harriet Harman. You are lucky enough to have a choice.
There is no fucking contest, is there? Ruby would make a much better politician.
I’m starting to like this guy
I would never trust a Lefty, scum of the Earth, all of them.
I dont , He is a politicon.
He can use the old naval defence:
If it’s in, you cant see it.
If it is out, it is not in.
What’s the definition of “indefinitely”?
If you can feel your balls slapping up against her arse – you’re in – DEFINITELY!
Ha Ha!
She might be called Keyek but she can float my boat.
I would pay good tax payees money to shag that
Who to believe?
Silvio needs the little blue pill to have sex with this totty!
Probably because too many of them are trying to shag pretty boys.
Who kin cares, what a gem that Ruby is. I would.
I’d polish her diamond in the rough…
Diamonds Tish! Tish! I have a special pearl necklace for her!
I got modded, I’ve not been on for ages and I got modded for being disloyal!!!
Anyway back to leering a the crumpet above, I would as well!!!!
Nah , Just fucked up modding software even the word Sp*eker is modded as well as P*ace
I used the T*sh T*sh word, which is a very special swear word only to be used on very special occasions, its on a par with Blooming Norah in my book.
In the engineering world, young ladies like Ruby are often referred to as ‘Spanners’, because they are very good at tightening your nuts.
Stanley Tools’ used to run a ad campaign along those lines,
‘Tighten Your Nuts with a Stanley Spanner’
Sorry, just saying.
The poor miss had a promising career as a slapper but now she’s got herself mixed up in the sordid underworld of ‘politics’ where lonely men console themselves with ‘eye-catching initiatives’, ‘taking a stand’ and ‘cracking down’.
Looks like he had an air shot to me
Gotta admit, the guy’s got style. Compare Silvio’s dalliances with our pols such as Hague, Huhne, Mad Nads, Boris, Crispin Blunt, Prescott, Robin Cook. Fuck me we’re lucky to find a politician who’s hetero never mind one who can pull a smart bit of stuff.
If he stood for election in the Uk I’d vote for him – corruption ‘n’ all.
Aye right! A cabinet full of dolly birds rather than micning faggots. He’d get my vote me ol’ mucker.
Wahay!!!
He is a geezer.
Well said, that man!
Is that Jizz on her dress or was Silvio drooling?
Lefties are always wrong , and yes she does look over 18 and fit !!!
She would appear to have a glittering career ahead of her – most of it on her back.
Where Berlusconi and good-looking women are concerned, surely the answer is always ‘of course he did’.
And why should us Brits have anything to do with this, who gives a flying f*ck what Berlusconi does. She is a cracker though and I for one don’t blame him.
This blog takes a limited interest in foreign affairs and after careful consideration by the editorial board we determined that this would be of great concern to our readers.
I think you mean “great interest” rather than “great concern”
Foreign affairs? Have I missed something?
Ugandan Affairs.
Another opportunity to start polishing your winkie Billy.
There is more than one of us in NZ – and we have Fabian Scum too
Do you have sad little weazles posting shit from their bedsore all day long?
We have. In ficking Guildford.
Bedsits but “bedsore” works as well.
Tat has never had a girlfriend.
His only friend is his blistered right hand.
Brouhaha
Brouhaha
BROUHAHAFUCNHA!
Allo titter. Yet another sockpuppet.
Really fooled everyone with that one.
Well there is a vacancy. Can you change colostomy bags?
She is over 17 now.
More seriously: what about the part of the story where berlusconi gets her out of police custody:
“He is said to have wrongly told officers that the girl, who at the time was 17, was the grand daughter of Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak and to avoid diplomatic embarrassment she should be released.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347109/Ruby-Rubacuori-Silvio-Berlusconi-faces-extortion-underage-prostitution-probe.html
Good try but these girls usually have the means to get themselves out.
You’re all over the place titfer. Get yourself out for a pint you spacker.
Coz you’re a poof?
Nature is a language, can’t you read ? / So ask me, ask me, ask me / Ask me, ask me, ask me / Because if it’s not love / Then it’s the bomb, the bomb that will keep us together
Worth the risk I’d say.
I mean, look at it.
Ruff ruff ruff,she’s a bit of ruff.
She is a ride and a half, who gives a monkeys what age she is
Get yer own moniker tat. You creepy little faggot.
This is all very confusing
Can I suggest that TwAT is just ignored by everyone?
The fact that people react to him just makes him even more delusional and self important.
FFS, what is all the fuss about? Some geriatric old fart and a young scrubber! There are far more contentious issues to debate than this waste of space.
The Jammy Bastard.
Yep!
Yo Bro!
Respect.
Who to Belive ?
Ask Tim Lovejoy , He may have been at the party ?
blimey 57 year difference, who to believe..hmmm
nice norks though
(hers, not his)
I didn’t have sex with her. I promise. I tried, it’s just that I couldn’t get it up. Damn my sleepy old weeny.
Everytime I order a bucket of blue pills the Missus flushes them down the lav. Bitch.
Ffs, i thought it was some other bird…!
How many is he fucking…?
2,956,762.56
I always shredded mine.
How many? Fucking loads.
All hail the blue pill!
If there’s grass on the wicket it’s time to play cricket.
but an absence of thicket can leave you on a sticky wicket…
Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
Absolutely Not!!
No one should ever, EVER use internet explorer.
get yourself a decent browser
I’m trying out SRWare Iron – so far it’s very good
Sorry, that should have been SRWare Iron
Send in Michael Gove to assist Mr Berlusconi
Michael Gove enlisted assistance from “personal branding coach” http://bit.ly/g4J2Xu
Bwahahahahahahahaha !!
I see Tony B£iar and Alyingstare Campbell have both used this technique !!!
I wonder whether that went down as an expense and got subsequently shredded ??
you would – can’t really blame him
Gotta admit , The bloke has a decent innings !!!!
….and outings.
At least the old goat doesn’t bat for the other side.
Homophobe !
Is that brass or woodwind?
“Whatta mistaka to maka! oh boy!”
I could have sworn she was only 15.
The Chaplin defence.
Good luck to him. I hope that I can still have sex at 74.
P.S.
very convenient as I live at 62
Come on round to my place at No74 – we’ll have a spoofing time.
Tony Blair married a ugly mong, says’ it all.
Must have been the gob that decided him. All the tackle from the whole damn team could fit in at the same time.
And over here we have Jade Goody……….
I’m still prime mincer, aren’t I ?
There is an old saying half the age of the man plus seven years so he should be going after Minna Altonnen, Halle Berry, and Jananne Al-Ani would be the birds that he should be after.
Another saying, “You’re only as olda as the woman you feela”.
Twat !
Bloody saddo , why dont he ” Man up” and write under his monkier?
Can anyone lend me 7 grand?
Take all you want of the money trees I planted in Downing Street.
Conservative Party co-chairman Baroness Warsi agreed the Conservatives had deliberately fought a lacklustre campaign to benefit their coalition partners. She told the BBC: “It was fucking awfully resourced . We had no volunteers on the ground. We had shitty amateurs on the ground. We had a bloody awful local candidate.”
She said the Tories had run a ” superb negative campaign” and while they had attacked the Lib Dems, they had “always campaigned for them “.
Postman Pat lost them. But never mind, there’s 5 years to fond them.
Don’t you dare you little prick.
I blame Sue.
Its very bad form to post to yourself.
I may have to speak to the club secretary.
What’s that on her frock? Dribble?
But whos dribble ?
Officer Dribble?
Officers spurt; other ranks dribble
Bet she gives a cracking tit wank.
Thanks for that thought, Mr Timney.
That wasn’t me. My Jacqui has a fine pair of melons. I don’t need to look elsewhere. Except when she’s out and I order Pay Per View.
I thought it was a Gay porno ?
I don’t like her.
She’s got a big slit for her age
What self respecting female would have sex with that wrinklay pathetic excuse for a man? Berlusconi’s pathetic ego makes a laughing stock out of Italy and politics. He has to buy women, how sad. He needs counselling.
Shut it Gordon!
Perhaps he paid her to counsel him.
Self respecting female?!!!
Meanwhile back on Planet Earth…..
If it fly’s, floats, or fucks; it’s always cheaper to rent than to buy.
http://www.skygod.com/quotes/cliches.html
Specially all at once, AC1!!
Does she lick windows?
For €7,000? Probably. Plus anything else if you ask her nicely.
Sign her up !!!!
A 14-year-old boy has been arrested over the alleged throwing of a petrol bomb at a protest against tuition fee increases in central London.
On Thursday the Metropolitan Police issued footage of a demonstrator carrying a flaming object in Parliament Square on 9 December.
Officers appealed for information about the person in the video.
The teenager is being questioned at a police station in south London.
How can the little twat afford petrol?
Phookin knobjockey!
Hope he paid tax on it and all the duty……
Wonder if the twat got money back off the empties?
A leftie must recylce , After all they fine us if we dont .
My personal scorcher is the huge bag-o-spuds Emily Thornberry. When I saw her on the DP show birds sang, rainbows coloured, and the dog did a poop on the carpet. Corrrrrrr. I love big patronising po-faced birds.
Widders any good ??
I’m free at the moment – hubby’s banging one out to the YMCA.
The uncle needs help.
Penicillin will do.
Young ladies like her should be left alone untill they are physicaly mature.
Nope! Would not want that wrinkly egotist between my sheets. Not even for a half snake bite and bag a chips.
or mine…
I’ve got my party back !! We’re awwigghhht !! We’re awwwiggghhtt !!!
The stain on the dress is MonicaClintonesque, mind you she is one hell of a good fit looking “lady”
Mind bleach please. I can’t get the naked wrinkled tiny cck but big ego old man out of my mind! Yuck! Pass me the mind bleach please, assuming there is any left!
Berlusconi would fuck a barber’s floor given half a chance.
Who’d like to pay to have a weekend with me?
Don’t forget the plank across your shoulders.
The mere thought of it has given me a week end
Was 9/11 self inflicted?
aussies not what they used to be , It would be harder facing Kenya in test cricket .
PHOOOOAAARROOOAARRR! WHAT A SCORCHER.
AND COR WHAT A BUMMER FOR ANDY COULSON AS CPS REOPENS PHONE HACKING CASE.
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/01/14/official-cps-to-review-now-hacking-case/
zzzzz
How phucking exciting for you ya knobjockey!
Hang they have investigated it twice i think and now they are going to investigate again ???? To get a diiferent result / Sounds like a EU election bollockks to me , or incompatance
Sum1 tell these Hunts they lost the election and don’t come back for 5 years.
Phookin knobjockeys.
Hunts? kooonts!!!!
Aye , C-unts they are .
What a Balls up !!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347213/24m-flagship-school-future-set-close-just-TWO-YEARS-taxpayer-paying-25.html
Education, eddyercashion, ejjookkaayshun.
That Liebour Party certainly know how to waste taxpayers money, not just today’s taxpayers but for many years to come.
What a pity they are not in Government to carry on doing it. Saying that 42% of the people of the country want them to.
Morons.
I would.
On the blue pills again?
Don’t need them – yet.
me too, if it was on offer.
christ, just look at the picture; there are only 3 types of blokes who wouldn’t:
1) gay
2) castrated
3) dead
any bloke who says otherwise is lying.
Gordon is at least 1 and 2 …
but sadly not 3.
Yet
Best part of the joke is, shes a muslim supposedly LOL
A Friend off mine went with a Muzzie once , Said she was right goer !
I ordered a hot italian once and got a pepperoni pizza.
Fail , No spelling or grammer mistakes , do try harder or grows some balls .
No ball!
Bet she goes like a Catamaran out of Cowes
She could be a freakin’ evangelical Taylor-Hales Plymouth Brethren for all I cared.
hey, there’s a great country album out called Still Crooked by Crooked Still – must be recorded for all the MPs
It’s both kinds.
I want to put my evil inside her.
Christ I hope she took her contact lenses out first.
Not before she’d checked the payslip, one hopes.
Are labour moaning about Bankers bonues ? Hope they are consistant and bash this one , Oh wait doesnt a former Labour mp work for em ?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/jan/14/jp-morgan-bankers-share-10bn
Several former Labour MP’s now work for the banks.
Taxi anyone ??
You may be for hire but you don’t go anywhere.
Most ex MPs work for corporate interests, with either a fat hand in government contracts, or a desire to favour legislation in some significant way.
Funny that.
Labour leader Ed Miliband says his party’s comfortable victory in the Oldham East by-election is the “first step” on its journey back to power.
Think again, Ed, think again.
Events, dear boy, events. With the dogshooters in meltdown, and the Thunderbird puppets ahead in the polls, anything can happen in the next half hour.
In Dublin, the situation is serious, but not critical. In Rome, the situation is critical, but not serious.
This is an apparently true story about an erstwhile Italian transport minister, from the 1990s, talking about Italian drivers’ habits:
In Milano, traffic lights are compulsory.
In Roma, they are advisory.
In Napoli, they are Christmas decorations.
I worked with a Sales Manager in Milan once and he drove on the pavement more than the road. And so did everybody else. Pavements, brown envelopes, it’s just the way it works in Ital land. It was fun. More fun, in fact, than living in the UK.
Interesting. I have driven in Istanbul quite a lot and, in the “rush hour” periods, the pavements all fill up with cars. Having been driving for more decades than I care to count, this had always been my secret ambition (apart from the flying car that would simply swoop over the traffic jams). I thought, “When in Istanbul, do as the Romans” or something similar, and got on the pavement myself. I then made a significant discovery which you might have also noticed in Milan. When the pavement ran out, the drivers would let you back in with complete courtesy. In Britain, if you had done that, they would be jostling you to keep you out.
Interesting, South. I have driven in Istanbul quite a lot and, in the “rush hour” periods, the pavements all fill up with cars. Having been driving for more decades than I care to count, this had always been my secret ambition (apart from the flying car that would simply swoop over the traffic jams). I thought, “When in Istanbul, do as the Romans” or something similar, and got on the pavement myself. I then made a significant discovery which you might have also noticed in Milan. When the pavement ran out, the drivers would let you back in with complete courtesy. In Britain, if you had done that, they would be jostling you to keep you out.
Puts a whole new spin on the saying “I fancy a Ruby!”
I’d rather have Berlusconi than Cameron any day
Then you are a sad c*nt.
Not half as fucking sad as you are.
Listen you c’unt. You call me sad but you reply to me!
How fucking sad does that make you, FFS?
and the c’unt called me a c’unt, c’unt!
yeah do as yer phookin told yer knobjockey!!!
Wahay!
Not sad, just bored.
Can you do that outside, sonny?
I wish Sky News would put up a warning “This Report Could Seriously Damage Your Sense Of Fun” before they do a report on a socialist northern shithole, or before a miserable droning jock journalist/football manager comes on.
There does seem to be a lot Scots on news channels …….
Yup, on Crimewatch
Well Bowled ……..
As far as the right wing of the party is concerned, i would say this.
Fuck off and join UKIP.
Too late, we have!
Looney left taking over the Labour party ?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jan/14/oldham-byelection-labour-protest
Well done hTe Gruadina for spelling Tucson consistently wrong today.
Open systems, Open Office and Firefox. End MS slavery.
I use open office, perfectly adequate.
Bravo!
I think it is some way better than MS Office. Having graduated on DBase, Lotus 123 and WordStar, I found Access and Excel particularly ponderous and not at all intuitive. But the latter’s need to constantly bring out a “new edition” in order to produce revenue, actually interfered with what was best for the user and to ask people to regularly change actions of habit, merely in order to do the same task, is an unfriendly act.
In keeping with the best traditions of the Party, a Liberal dog was last night lured to the moors, and shot in the head.
Bastards !
Catch me now on ‘Q of Sport’, fans.
Fans…..your whole fan club could hold their AGM inside a telephone kiosk and still have room for Prescott to shag Tracey in there.
Have room for Lard Prescott to shag Dawn French more likely
It wasn’t me
That started that crazy Asian war
But I was proud to go
And do my patriotic chore
And yes, it’s true that
I’m not the man I used to be
Oh, Ruby I still need some company
It’s hard to love a man
Whose legs are bent and paralyzed
That my wants and needs of a woman of your age
Ruby, I realized
Oh Ruby
Don’t take your love to town
This is dedicated to the Guildford spacker who’s never had a woman. Knobjockey!!!
He’s had you.
He also dances Dubstep to Kenny Rogers.
Blegian?
Must get a new atlas. Cannot find this place …
Dicami il tesoro, esattamente quando è il vostro diciottesimo compleanno
No thanks, I’ll have the pizza.
A 17 anni è troppo vecchio, ma si dovrebbe conoscere meglio.
Ci sono alberi nella foresta?
http://awkwardedmilibandmoments.tumblr.com/
brilliant piss take
Brilliant- thanks for the link!!
Ed’s an absolute twat but his chances of power are less than zero until he gets his adenoids sorted out.
Are you happy now?? All these relentless attacks on our BBC and now look what they’ve had to do!! Leave them alone!!
BBC Director General Mark Thompson has said he is increasing the target for cuts by 4% over the next four years.
Mr Thompson told staff on Thursday that the £400m saving was necessary so that a “reinvestment” pool could be established.
The BBC had previously announced it would have to cut its budget by 16% in order to meet the cost of the recent licence fee deal.
It was agreed that the annual licence fee would be frozen until 2017.
“I believe we need the ability to reinvest as well. Sometimes to boost quality we need more money in certain parts of the BBC,” Mr Thompson said.
The cutbacks have also been made so the BBC can afford to pay for some other conditions of the license fee deal, such as funding of the World Service and BBC Monitoring.
Not enough , Subscription is the only way to test the market .
Ever thought of exercising something called choice?
Yeah i choose to watch sky and pay for it , I do not have that chioce with the BBC
Of course not.
FOTL.
When they had the journalist strike on, they got rid of something like a thousand bbc journalists for a few days.
During that time the BBC saved a fortune, and their news output was infinitely better than normal; concise, accurate, and virtually free of bias.
When the union member journalists came back again it all turned back to shit.
If getting rid of 1,000 journalists actually improves the BBC news output and saves a fortune too, then what the fuck else can they do at the BBC regarding cutting shit staff that they don’t need?
And that was just one job-type within one department; they’ve got 100′s of departments, with each department having 100′s of job-types. The mind boggles as to how much money they could save while actually improving output at the same time.
£3.5billion a year of tax payers’ money to produce news and kids’ programmes and a couple of documentaries, all of which they sell abroad anyway? It’s clearly insane.
The BBC are shit, run by twats, and financed by mugs.
Everyone should refuse to pay their license.
Yeah if they get rid of 1000 BBC journalists they could afford to bring back Jonathon Ross.
Here is the BBC News at 10 o’clock with me the under 40 bimbo and the slightly more distinguished chap on my right
Tonights main story… BBCs Director general Thompson has said he is increasing the target for cuts by 4% over the next four years. He told staff on yesterday Thursday that the £400m saving was necessary so that a “reinvestment” pool could be established.
Let’s go across straight across to our correspondent Rachel Improbable ArmWavering who is outside Broadcasting House. What’s the latest on this story Rachel?:
“Thanks Bimbo, Well Yes absolutely the Director General Mark Thompson has said he is increasing the target for cuts by 4% over the next four years. As you have just said, the BBC has learned that Mr Thompson told staff on Thursday that the £400m saving was necessary so that a “reinvestment” pool could be established. I’m standing here in the cold, and it is a bit rainy, but will bring you the latest developments as we speak. Back to you Bimbo”
“Thanks Rachel! Here in the studio I now have with me a expert on BBC Cuts Mr Never Heard Of Him, who has a degree in Supplicant Science signed by Bob Geldof Himself. His jerky forward arm movements will mask the fact that he is reading from a prompt sheet on the desk before Him: Mr Him, How do you feel about this latest announcement by the Director General?”
“Great!, Having already established the principle of reinvestment in our news coverage, i.e. repeating the same story three times in order to fill more time and exclude other less newsworthy items, I feel it can only improve the purity of the message that the BBC puts across. The Reinvestment Pool will allow us to rebroadcast old messages as they were completely new, because the average punter has a short memory”
“Thanks Mr Him, stay with us for more on that story, or you can go to our website for more on that story, or just hang on a few secs and we will repeat that story anyway……..”
“Now some of todays other main news stories: Up to 500 people have died in flood in Brasil, and some people got shot in Tunisia where the weather is pretty good, and Tesco have announced a new sytem of penalty points for all those Clubcard holders who didn’t bother to turn out over Christmas and New Year, contributing to a fall in sales. Outgoing Tesco Boss Terry Leahy says we know where you live”
Here is the regional news from the BBC Glasgow studios
Rangers and Celtic ………
Rangers and Celtic……….
Labour accuse SNP of …………………….Snarl! Rage! Bias!!
We interviewed folks in Glasgow today and they are ANGRY with the SNP!!!!!!!
Grrr!
Now…more “Sport”……….
We invited a studio audience to participate in a discussion about “where do we think Rangers should go from here”……..
Half an hour later…………….
And…finally……….a plane crashed near here about 2 weeks ago, we dont have any info at this time
Now, back to the real news from London. and the weather………..
Si bueno babylons.
Yeah, whatever.
Can i have my 7 grand now, grandad?
Si Si Si. Firsti do the handjobsi.
Can’t see the attraction myself. Chris would never wear a blue stained dress.
He’s quite happy to parade my understains on national TV though.
He’s quite happy to parade my underst*ins on national TV though.
Silly culchies Guido. The paper version of The belfast Telegraph has a headline of six weeks to save the NHS. This is silly (i) I cannot link to an online version as it is not there
(ii) Tony Blair saved the NHS in the 6 weeks or days or hours or whatever deadline he gave himself.
Here’a in Italia, a Ruby always’a goes down well, after a, ow you say, skinfull of the local bevy.
I’m confused. Is it a bloke or not?
That’s how I got into trouble in Singapore.
PS Did you know they’re putting a French Blue cockerel on the fouth plinth in Trafalgar Square, the piss taking knobs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347199/What-Nelson-say-French-cockerel-designed-German-exhibited-Trafalgar-Squares-fourth-plinth.html
If it’s good enough for Boris, the Conservative right wing may as well just head for Dignitas, and get it over with now.
Guido , You could have topless photos
You are always too ready to look on the dark side of things Guido Fawkes. Silvio is a good friend of mine and I happen to know, beyond any doubt, that he was interviewing this girl, with a view to employing her as an assistant.
Thanks Mike. It will now be impossible for me to employ her, because of all the media attention. Perhaps you woulkd like her to replace Katya? If so let me know.
Thanks Silvio. I will give it some thought, although she is a little too old for my purposes.
What’s she got that my wife hasn’t?
These intimate medical reports should prove it.
Harrumph!
She’s not my type.
Where’s that hilariously sad fellow who posts “wuv” “winkie” “lickspittle” ad nauseum? Or his old favourite: “Topboy’s had enough of Guido rimming” etc etc.
Somewhere buried deep in your subconcious.
No Charge.
If the Russians take over BP, i propose we sue them for everything they’ve got.
Pip pip!
BP must be fucking mugs. Shell already got mugged for 10bn or so when they put in a shitload of infrastructure in Sakhalin and the Russians decided that they were suddenly environmentally friendly and ‘fined’ Shell about half of its operations. Indeed I reckon it was this kind of governmental heist that inspired Obama over the BP Gulf of Mexico.
I seem to remember BP have already been mugged in Russia about ten or twelve years ago. They must be out of their fucking minds. The Russians will stand back, take all your cash and all your technical know-how and then hold a gun, quite literally, to the country managers head and have him sign the whole lot over.
How often do the Russians have to rob you before you get the fucking message?
Now. Have we got it yet?
1 times 2 is 3
2 times 3 is 5
3 times 5 is a cut too deep which will result in deflation and a failure to grow our way out of recession.
Well not him for sure!
Mind I think omaha needs to visit it aly next and say ‘ it aly (and berlusconi) is our greatest friend ‘
After that palin will be the winning presidential candidate and that will make real entertainment for us political people watchers.
Or retards, as we refer to them.
Hey Guido – do you reckon my predecessor cured that nun of Parkinson’s disease? Laughable eh?
That was just one miracle. Seemingly, to achieve sainthood, three are necessary.
Fawkes’ blinkered vision will do for another.
” “@DemocracyFail what specific hypocrisy?”
Fight , Fight , Fight !!!!!
Looks like the singers in Right Said Fred are hiding in her dress.
If he is going to jizz down her dress he should have at least the courtesy to pay for her dry cleaning.
Or he could splash out on a new dress for her
Er, he already has. Keep up.
Socialism is the answer.
Then what the fuck is the question ?
How do you fuck up a country, it’s economy, and it’s people?
Answer Gordon Jonah Brown
you know it makes sense !
‘Course it is.
How’s your luxury home in cuba?? With your female servants who are paid a pittance??!!
Very enjoyable for you, isn’t it!!!!?
its friday so funny clip time
Puts us to shame really doesn’t it
i mean fancy politicians wanting to shag women
It’s not normal !
After seeing (Call Me Papa)Berlusconi’s Cock last year (Photo’s only)
I make that £3,500 per inch !
Last thought for the night.
silvio, bless his little cotton socks, targets children!
When will the shit finally stick to this Mafia Godfather ?
Dont think he is in Mark O fan club.
Guido , What the fuck is going on here ? other night i had to sign up with word press to post a cooment , now i dont have to ??????
Whats going on ? could you post a update ?
Tiis me lad , Its Guido comment system that has gone strange.
I bumped into Ruby at a party once….
” Excited by the international praise which greeted his landslide victory in 1997, Blair joked with Campbell that it was a pity he was prime minister of such a small country. “It’s just a shame Britain is so small, physically,” Campbell quotes Blair as saying.
Campball writes in the Guardian
He was also an arrogant bastard as well,he’s still alive, he can still end up in a court of law.
The paper that had Tucson spelt incorrectly yesterday? Water finds its own level.
But he soon found a potential outlet for his desire for a bigger stage. Handing back Thatcher’s annual multi-billion euro EU refund just for a French ‘promise’ that they’d consider his CV when the Euro-president job came up.
And grand-standing in the US and tying us up with nutter Bush’s war in Iraq. Just so he could strut the world stage.
He’s probably only become a Catholic because he thinks Pope Benny has promised him the job when he retires.
Here is the picture of Burlusconi’s (Mighty CocK) from last year
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3671/20090605elpepuint794416.jpg
Good day to bury bad news ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347075/We-went-war-Army-busy-Top-diplomat-sparks-outrage-saying-troops-sent-Afghanistan-forces-numbers-cut.html
Apparently she is quite big in Rome.
Not as big as my fweind Bigus Dickus!
Say what you like about that crook Berlusconi but he’s got good taste when it comes to the ladies.
And he appears to have “Tasted many” !
Lucky sod! Aspointed out earlier you should (should not really) see the mingers the UK has given us.
We’re on our way back to power!
You’ve got to admire Silvio’s spunk
Now Listen to me “I did not have sex with that Woman”
Blow Jobs yes & she was certainly over cum……very often
even better with a line or two to snorke
I saw my juices dripping from her lips & running on to her dress…….
but for the last time I did not have sex with that woman ! (worst luck !)
You got one third of the world being disgusted that you did what you did.
Another third was thinking, ‘You’re the frigging prezza and that is all you can pull – he’s no JFK.”
The last third thought you were a wanker for doing all that but not actually getting there.
No win.
Phake phookin blogger!
Wahay!!
she looked 18
case over
The Nanny State is alive and well
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/pubs/8247994/Will-Australian-glasses-make-beer-drinkers-hopping-mad.html
Trouble is, most Italian girls turn to lard, just like their mums, when they get to 18. What’s a chap to do?
Not Italians, you’ve obviously never been there.
Unfortunately most young British girls are grossly obese even long before they get to “butchering” age.
Ruby. She is not Italian.
just a test
I think they wait a bit longer than 18 before turning into pasta monsters. I think they at least wait until they get-a-married.
However British girls seem to be in a race to obesity from about the age of five.
I would!
Up early. Did you shit the bed?
In Guildford titfer
If she is not old enough in law to decide whether, or not, she wants to fuck for money, then the law is an ass.
No the law says she is a “Piece of Ass “but only when she is 18
Quite!
I’m on for any piece of ass going.
http://www.godard.qc.ca/procompo/PEDALO.JPG
Breaking News
Ed Reallybland will give a key note speech today
telling the glib-dems it was a fatal mistake to go into coalition with the tories
later he will sing this song
As this photo shows, she’s a party girl. And nowt wrong with that.
http://www.cronacalive.it/wp-content/uploads/ruby-berlusconi-292×300.jpg
This new paint looks nice.
I wanna be Silvio when I grow up
Traffic warden almost gets parking ticket.
Traffic wardens should be fucked. Why can’t we have a buffoon as leader?
Just be thankful in the knowledge that the glorious European Union has such Presidential arbiters of taste, morality and respect for the common people.
Sylvio has a sense of humour, unlike you apparently.
Only the good looking ones as shown on TelevisionX. I would not do Jacqui Smith or Harriet Harman with yours if they were ones.
Mod-fucked for nothing again.
God is the DJ.
Let is face it, none of us are going to be too bothered if she could not engage in a dialogue on the Ontology of Quranic Concepts, are we?
There’s something about that Grant Shapps I like…can’t put my finger on it…
http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/20070510-tony-blair-2-small.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3iqp6erxj3s/TOrVvJPcVcI/AAAAAAAAAxI/jf7XZd1PfRM/s320/Grant-Shapps.jpg
Ah a honeytrap, seen one seen them all. And ol’ Bernie obviously only thinks with his dick, he had no chance.
“And ol’ Bernie obviously only thinks with his dick,”
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Guido , Wheres the stat porn , 2 weeks without it !!!!!!
Haven’t you got enough gay porn to be getting on with Billy?
Are you a leaftie or rightie ?
Only ask because if you a leaftie then surely you belive in equality and all that and would induldge in targeting minortys ??? What would Harriet say ?
I’m an anarchist Billy, so fuck off.
Fair play , whatever floats ya boat …..
Come off it Minister.
Shurley shome mishtake shenori, she is my neice