January 13th, 2011

Tory MP to Speaker: “You’re Not F**king Royalty”

It was noted that the Speaker was very subdued in yesterday’s PMQs, but he seems to have more than made up for it today. Deputy Chairman of the Tory backbench 1922 Committee  lost his rag with the Bercow after a fall out regarding a loo break earlier. Paul Waugh got the details:

“To register his anger at not being allowed to ask a question, Pritchard immediately wrote a letter of complaint, explaining why the Speaker was wrong (including the toilet break). He went to the Speaker’s office to submit the letter. But, several minutes later, on walking back along the corridor behind the Speaker’s chair, the Tory MP then encountered Mr Bercow walking towards him with his usual formal entourage. The Speaker then stopped and pointed at Pritchard and said: “The courtesy of the House is that Honourable Members should stand aside when the Speaker passes by”. Pritchard was so outraged at this further slight that he replied: “Mr Speaker, don’t point at me. I am not here to be abused by you.” Bercow countered: ”You will obey the courtesies of the House!” To which Pritchard replied with the immortal line: ”You are not fucking royalty, Mr Speaker!”"

This is just the latest spilling over of underlying tensions within the Tory benches and high command. First it was Nadine, then Simon Burns, the Tory Chief whip, and now Pritchard. These outbursts are becoming a regular occurrence. Anyone would think the Tories didn’t exactly see eye to eye with their Speaker…

UPDATE: Guido knew this would come in useful one day. Seems that it’s not just Bercow who enjoys his elevated position:

Pritchard apparently gets very upset when people don’t obey the sign in the car park of his constituency office.


240 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Bastard says:

    The evil dwarf,Bercow,needs to be tossed out.

  2. 2
    Ampers says:

    Thank God we have some intelligent MPs!

    • 67
      Tapestry says:

      Pritchard and all MPs should read this

      There is no better exponent in the world of the New World Order, and its plans for our futures. It’s not pleasant but it’s better to know, especially if you’re in Parliament, and trying to understand what the fuck is going on.

  3. 3
    Postie says:

    59.3?

  4. 4
    Gormless McDoom says:

    I’m the Queen, I saved the world, my book tells how you can save the world too.

  5. 5
    bbitgu says:

    Alistar cook to get freedom of London ??????

  6. 6
    East Midlander says:

    Has any one have details/cuttings/videos of the spat between Bercow and Nadine

  7. 8
    Ratsniffer says:

    Anyone who insults the squeaker should immediately cult hero status. If the tories had any balls they’d have got rid of this odious little pipsqueak when they had the chance…but in what will become the conservatives hallmark of office, it was yet another missed opportunity.

    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      The election of Bercow to squeaker was a typical act of spite from Labour

      • 39
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        The dismissal of any Tory supporting an alternative in his seat, was an obvious act of stupidity from Cameron too.

      • 60
        Anonymous says:

        Well the Tories had a chance to kick him out of the speaker’s chair after the last election but they meekly voted him back as the spineless little turds they undoubtedly are. Serves the buggers right.

      • 109
        bridget the midget says:

        yes agreed especially as he is labour in all but name…

    • 98
      Peter says:

      The Tories cannot get rid of Bercow the Bully, legless Clegg would not agree. yet another nuclear option I guess.

      • 235
        kinell says:

        er , actually, he is a Tory MP , still. So one could argue that Caneron go do worse than bring about his retirement as Speaker ie one extra MP for his gang

        -possibly

  8. 9

    That slag touching midget needs to be dragged into an alleyway to have the sh*t kicked out of him.

    ”You will obey the courtesies of the House!”

    What a c*nt…..!

    • 12
      bbitgu says:

      Last few Pmqs i have seen/Listened to , Labour Mps address Dpm as ” Nick Clegg” and he dont slap em down , I thought you had call the member by his consictuncey? Has this changed? Or is ok as its a Labour mp breaking the rules?

    • 15
      Splooge says:

      Indeed

      It really is hard to understand why his constituents didn’t grasp their golden opportunity to rid us of this troublesome twat

      • 62
        Anonymous says:

        As I recall, Nigel F had a prang just as polling opened. Why vote for a (the?) alternative when he could be seriously hurt/DOA/otherwise unable to perform constituency duties?

  9. 13
    blackbyle says:

    Good for the self-important Pritchard the more they can screw that moronic succubus/ anal mucoid Bercoff the happier we can be !

  10. 14
    Quango says:

    So the storey seems to be Tory MPs are arrogant.

    I’d have never guessed…..

  11. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Fatty Arbuckle would make a better speaker..

  12. 20
    Palace of Westminster says:

    We’re all Queens here duckie.

  13. 26
    bbitgu says:

    Fact : Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire .

  14. 27
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes indeed, he was a very professional trougher and, like all lefty parasites, knew how to screw the taxpayer rigid. Nevertheless, I do hope that the pompous Bercow will shortly become only the second speaker in 300 years to be slung out for being an incompetent prat.

    Next!!

  15. 29
    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Pritchard: Your not Royalty
    Bercow: Neither are you and your pit language

    • 36
      Pit inspector says:

      That’s not a pit, Mr Speaker, it’s just a small rabbit hole. See, it’s only 6″ deep. You’d better keep away from it, though, we don’t want you falling in and breaking your neck.

  16. 31
    Voice of Treason says:

    Bercow really is an obnoxious little dwarf with an ego far surpassing his character or intelligence. Why don’t they get rid of this tiny piece of shit and put somebody in his place who at least has gravitas and can command respect!

  17. 32
    Sally Bercow says:

    Leave him alone you jealous slags.

  18. 34
    Druid says:

    Dorries has been befriending Sally Bercow for the last two months and now thanks to the front page of today’s daily Mirror we know why.

    • 135
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Who the fuck reads the Daily Retard? It’s the kind of rag you would hide inside the Daily Star, to avoid embarrassment.

    • 155
      Anonymous says:

      Found the story on the Mirror website.

      Haven’t seen it mentioned anywhere else so far.

      Historically Labour MPs were supposed to be implicated in financial scandals and Tory ones embroiled in sex scandals.

      These days they effortlessly manage to do both.

  19. 35
    Sally Bigcow says:

    I would like to say that little Johnny is a jumped up little squirt.

  20. 38
    Willsteed says:

    A simple seven words, that have given me more of a laugh than any single Rich&Mark cartoon ever has…

  21. 42
    Sally Bercow says:

    How could you see eye to eye with John Bercow as he is only a little runt

  22. 45
    Pip says:

    So Bercow decided to drop the custom of wearing Speakers Court Dress – but wants those using the corridors to continue the custom of “standing aside”.
    Silly silly little man.

  23. 46
    A Middle Eastern Country says:

    Katie Price, whose books are available in a good bookshops, has seen her marriage fall apart and this is the story you choose to run with?

    • 63
      Recently passed 9 GCSE's at A* says:

      Yeah wot is this, sum sort uv politikal fing

    • 66
      MARK PRICK-HARD MP says:

      I See she is still doing her bit for race relations
      she can’t be far off a full set now
      the plastic whore !

    • 72
      Slutwatch UK says:

      She can’t keep her legs together, never mind her marriage.

      • 85
        THE PRICE OF PLASTIC says:

        You can’t Beat a bit of Muzzie up your Muzzie

      • 232
        Barack Hussein Obama Admirer (HA!) says:

        Oh Dear!! Never mind. Posh is pregnant with her 4th Child. FYI Jordan, they all have the same father.

        Stolen from thesun’s comment section. Two salient points in the one posting I salute you!

  24. 47
    Mike Hunt says:

    Convention has it that the Speaker of the House of Commons is the highest commoner in the land, but that was back in the days when we had Betty Boothroyd and George Thomas. The last couple have been the dregs of humanity appointed by Leibour to piss of the Tories.

    Respect should only be given when earned, and good on Mark Pritchard.

    • 65
      jgm2 says:

      Convention used to be that the speaker wasn’t an insufferable partisan c*unt. That, like many traditions, was broken by Labour when they appointed Martin.

      Bercow can’t go around bleating about tradition when he was the one who declined to dress up as tradition dictates. You can’t pick and choose the conventions you want followed. Well you can. But don’t be surprised if others then decide to pick and choose what traditions they follow too.

      • 208
        Charles Benjamin says:

        Parliament could not be searched went by the wayside with that useless Jackie Smith.
        The Serjeant-at-Arms being replacedby someone who knew nothing about Serjeant-at-Arming

    • 79
      Anonymous says:

      I recall that Thomas was described as “The best Speaker that the Tories ever had” when he stood down. It seemed that Labour MPs detested him as much as Tory ones do Bercow now.

      Agreed also that Betty B was a good Speaker, after a shaky start.

      Martin & (to a lesser extent IMO) Bercow are midget functionaries by comparison – and not in terms of height.

      Demanding ‘courtesy’ is ridiculous & probably indicates insecurity. I can’t imagine that Thomas or Boothroyd would have needed to ask, though Betty was apparently pretty fiery when she felt that the office of Speaker was not being respected IN THE CHAMBER.

      • 112
        bridget the midget says:

        demanding “courtesy” = little man syndrome.

      • 147
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Thomas, Weatherill and Boothroyd, were all excellent Speakers and widely respected from all sides. Martin and the current pygmy were and are an absolute disgrace.

      • 181
        Dai Rhea says:

        Thomas was an insufferable Hunt and people travel miles to piss on his grave.

    • 99
    • 224
      Colonel Blimp. says:

      Both I and Mrs.Blimp met the late George, Thomas, Lord Tonypandy, on two occasions and he was an absolute gentleman.
      The meetings, brief and a year apart, were on a social basis for an event in Wales and he remembered Madam’s name from the previous time!
      Impressive man; one of the few politicians we ever admired.

  25. 49
    Iain Dale's Stunt Codpiece says:

    Squeaker Berkow wasn’t exactly an angel when it came to expenses claims – more fool the Burghers of Buckinghjam who re-elected the pompous little git.

    • 196
      Anonymous says:

      It used to be the safest Conservative seat, now his majority is much less than Portillo in Enfield. Now there’s an idea…

  26. 51
    cheesy knob says:

    whats the reasoning standing aside historicly?

    serious question

    thx

    • 92

      ..Each day, as the Speaker’s procession makes its way towards the Chamber, all MPs must stand aside and bow, and all strangers must remove their hats as a mark of respect.

      Originally MPs had to stand aside because otherwise Big Betty Boo would have squashed them between the wall and her amples.
      Then, when it was Mickey Martin, MP’s stood aside because he ponged something rotten.

      Now its traditional. Stand aside and face the wall so as not to have to look at Bercow. The smug prick.

      From Bill Quango MP’s guide to etiquette for new MPs.

    • 93

      ..Each day, as the Squeaker’s procession makes its way towards the Chamber, all MPs must stand aside and bow, and all strangers must remove their hats as a mark of respect.

      Originally MPs had to stand aside because otherwise Big Betty Boo would have squashed them between the wall and her amples.
      Then, when it was Mickey Martin, MP’s stood aside because he ponged something rotten.

      Now its traditional. Stand aside and face the wall so as not to have to look at Bercow. The smug prick.

      From Bill Quango MP’s guide to etiquette for new MPs.

  27. 55
    Mike Hunt says:

    trying again……

    (snipped from mo*ded post, let’s see if this contains wor*s that must not be said)

    Conve*tion has it that the Sp*aker of the Hou*e of Co*mons is the highe*st comm*ner in the la*d, but that was back in the days when we had B*tty Boo*hroyd and Geo*ge Th*mas.

  28. 61
    MARK PRICK-HARD MP says:

    I’m fuckin right
    he’s fuckin not !

  29. 64
    At the high trough says:

    No need to put the expenses aside dude. Bercow was maxing out on expenses alongside the best of them. And evading capital gains taxes.

    He’s aged a lot since 22 May 2009 though and put on weight.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5364847/MPs-expenses-John-Bercow-claims-maximum-allowance-for-540000-flat.html

  30. 70
    Winston Green says:

    i like gypsy girls

  31. 71
    Lib Dumbs says:

    Sorry, getting back to the “No to AV” thread. As ever an anonymous right wing website.

    For the record, the “No to AV” site is run by Charlotte Vere, Tory member, personal friend and campaign worker for floppy haired numpty Zac Goldsmith.

    Charlotte last seen coming 3rd, standing as Tory candidate in Brighton.

    • 75
      bbitgu says:

      So what ? Tories are against Av ?

      • 88
        Lib Dumbs says:

        So why isn’t the website clearly stating that fact. This is just another Tory website masquerading as an independent campaign, because they are too scared to just come out and tell the truth. In the run up to the vote, Tory MPs will be quoting the No to Av site in interviews, even though it’s a Tory site, very disingenuous. Tax Payer Alliance being the other notable example.

        • 91
          bbitgu says:

          Because i think you will find there are Labour mps that support the campaign as well

        • 97
          Zac says:

          So who runs Labour uncut? It doesn’t clearly state it

        • 101
          Anonymous says:

          Because they hope to win the campaign. Why set up competing “Tories/Labour/Name$ against AV” websites, when it’s supposed to be the voting proposal that they’re united against?

          Actually, it’d be illuminating if the parties set up their own competing websites. Then it would be possible to compare the comments/support/understanding shown by supporters on the website of their choice.

      • 209
        Charles Benjamin says:

        She stole purple from purple users. Or was it magenta?

    • 152
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Goldsmith and Vere are Tories? I understand they are part of the Camoron ‘progressive revolution’ but Tories? C’mon.

  32. 74
    Family Bercow says:

  33. 77
    Aristophanes says:

    Fuck off Tat!

  34. 77
    ALAN BENTNOB ERECTOR GENERAL OF THE BBC says:

    Take a look at this Call Me Dave and then tell me who is the third world country

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/money/article1463274.ece

    FILL your tank with petrol for £0.42p @ £0.02p per litre

    • 81
      bbitgu says:

      Have you seen parts of London ?

    • 136
      There'sMoreToTheStory says:

      It does help if your country is floating on a sea of oil.

      • 145
        MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

        Ours was but we used it all to pay dole
        back in the 70′s 80′s and 90′s

        • 158
          Anonymous says:

          Yes, and apparently Chavez is squandering Venezuela’s riches on a socialist money splurge to promote left wing anti-americanism & to make him look like the generous Man of the People.

          Surprisingly, that description seems appropriate for a recent ex-Chancellor & appointee PM…

        • 161
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          There’s still plenty about despite what you hear and unexploited natural gas fields dotted around the place. Oh yeah and lots of coal, still, that can be converted into oil.
          However we now have ‘green governance’ which means that we have to be ‘persuaded’ into eco poverty via high prices and deliberate shortages.

          • MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

            I think i heard that we have enough coal for 1500 years under us what you will see in the future is the Chinese reopening our coal mines and taking the coal back to China to burn in their thousands of coal fired power stations
            in the last three years China has invested $20 billion in over seas coal mining !

          • jimbo says:

            Britain, an island of coal set in a sea of oil.

            AFAIK there are still huge coal reserves down there. The oil does however seem to have been pissed away. And anyway, generations to come will look back in horror at the way our contemporary civilization(?) had huge oil reserves, and what did we do with it? We fucking burnt it.

            Look up Peak Oil on Wikipedia. Make sure you’re wearing your brown trousers.

          • smoggie says:

            Yes in Australia where it is all open cast and costs peanuts to extract.

            Oil from coal? That’s a new one. Maybe you mean gas – methane.

          • Jimbo,

            That would be “resources” not “reserves”.

            As I have explained many times in many forums: rsources are what you know is in the ground. Reserves are that bity of the resources you can get out of the ground while still making money.

            Since Brits import coal, I am guessing most of those resources beneath their feet don’t qualify as reserves.

          • Smoggie,

            Try googling SASOL.

            Actually the Germans erfected the technology gback during the war. The South Africans then perfected it to defeat the oil embargo during the 70s and 80s. SASOL (South African Synthetic OiL)is now a major energy company down here.

            The economic extraction of coal bed methane for energy purposes on the other hand is a relatively new idea and not really functioning on a business scale, though the lads in Botswana are making great strides in that direction.

          • Smoggie,

            Never heard of SASOL? It’s the South African company that took wartime German oil from coal technology and made it commercially viable.

            Gas from coal*, on the other hand, is a relatively new technology still at the prototype phase, though the lads in Botswana are making some significant strides in that direction.

            *In the sense of methane rather than town gas

  35. 82
    Sir William Waad says:

    You can’t obey a courtesy. You can follow or observe a courtesy. “Obey the courtesies of the House” doesn’t make sense unless, perhaps, one is an over-promoted twerp.

  36. 86
    NotaSheep says:

    If David Cameron had allowed his MPs to elect a new Speaker in May instead of pressurising them to stick with Bercow then this would not be an issue. The Labour election of Bercow was designed to leave a conservative government with a CINO (Conservative In Name Only) Speaker and hope to have a Labour one next as precedent says they alternate. It was a very clever move and one that the Conservatives fell for hl&s.

  37. 90
    I 2 I says:

    As far as I am concerned Mark Pritchard was vey rude. Instead of using foul language he should have got down on his knees and looked Bercow straight in the eye.

  38. 94
    streamfisher says:

    Through the looking glass, paint the roses red or off with his head.

  39. 105
    cheesy knob says:

    thx bill quango

    didnt know you had to face the wall also

    sounds great fun

    if i was speaker i would walk up an down corridor all day

  40. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Pritchard is right.
    PS-are there any pictures of madam speaker standing next to the Member for Shrewsbury and Atcham?

  41. 108
    Lib Dumbs says:

    Not looking good is it Neocons

    VAT rise
    Inflation rise
    Petrol extortionate
    Prisons closing
    Talentless City boy bonuses
    Services slashed
    Children dying of swine flu
    Massive job losses
    A PM who is arrogant and snidey
    W*arsi
    H*ague

    You must all be soooo pround

    Yeah, you are gonna do really well in the forth coming by elections.

  42. 113
    Lib Dumbs says:

    Funny if you mention H*ague or W*arsi on this site… you have to astrix it…. I wonder why. Under pressure are you Guido. Billy and Sayeeda asked you to censor your blogg. Theres a good boy.

  43. 122
    Right one says:

    Bercow should go home to Israel.

  44. 124
    the last quango in paris says:

    I hope Mr Pritchard is reading this thread – if he is – Mr Pritchard I salute you.

    • 138
      Teapot says:

      If you are reading this I hope you can put a little more backbone in to some of your colleagues. The only way to stifle a bully or indeed a self serving prat is to stand up to them or at least look down on him in this case.

  45. 127

    Did you see Sally on Sky news with Dale.
    She was defending Lamentable Alan, and him not knowing anything about economics.
    Dale asks her if she knew the rate of N.I. that employers pay.

    “Erm… ”

    Why do lefties always bang on about tax yet have no idea how it is collected?

  46. 137
    Gonk says:

    Such seems to be the hatred of Bercow
    on the government benches that there ‘s bound
    to be a ‘Hate Freudian slip’ one day.
    ‘ Would you like a 2 foot tent pole rammed
    up your arse, Mr. Speaker. Oh, I’m
    sorry I meant Question number 1 on the list.’

  47. 139
    Have a banana! says:

  48. 140
    Teapot says:

    Should we open a book on how long the brothers and sisters will put up with the ineffectual excuse for a politically challenged leader? Milliband junior is totally out of his depth and has the gravitas of castrated numbchuk.

  49. 142
    Old Boy says:

    Well the thick as shit Tories went along with at Daves request in electing Bercow so they have no one to blame except themselves, what a spectacle, to see the Tories first elect useless ‘Call Me Dave’ and then Bercow.

    These ‘decisions’ or abominations would not of happened in my day.

    • 159
      6EQUJ5 says:

      In the case of the current Squeeker.

      Theoretically, the House could vote against re-electing a Speaker, but such an event is extremely unlikely.

      Customs Old Boy, Customs.

  50. 149
    Tax Payer Joe Public says:

    Q. Is Mark Pritchard going to make a complaint about Bercow’s Bullying & finger pointing.

    That a serious offence & needs tobe fully investigated then report will have tobe debated in the House plus voted on.

    Bercow is so utterly immature & totally out of his depth but like all bully’s they cover this up by attack as the best form of defence.

    • 150
      bbitgu says:

      He is out of depth even in a paddling pool!

      • 169
        Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

        Perhaps he should be called Herr Wiener instead? Still, its’ difficult for someone so vertically challenged to have the necessary gravitas. Round one to Mark P.

      • 174
        Life Guard says:

        You there! Little feller Berc, get back to shallow end, you’re out of your depth!

    • 213
      voter says:

      yes

      I think this is tatamount to a terrorist assualt – bercow should be arrested under anti-terrorist legislation and burned at the stake to prove his innicence

  51. 154
    Prince's Purple Reign says:

    Oh The Divine Rights of Kings now includes the peasants of westminster.
    You may now kiss my unwashed hand and go.

  52. 163
    bridget the midget says:

    The little squeaker needs to have a word with his local cobbler..see if he can get him some built up heels to make him taller. That way he might not have to look up people’s nostrils when he is standing next to them. Though of course he could always strap a bowl of peanuts on top of his head and mingle among guests so they can help themselves.

  53. 170
    ALAN BENTNOB ERECTOR GENERAL OF THE BBC says:

    If RBS is doing so well it can afford to pay millions of quids out in bonuses
    why are it’s shares still trading at £0.40p ?

    before the banking crisis they were trading at £5.50 so what is going on there then ?

    • 179
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      The last government poured billions into them so that they made a ‘profit’. Of course next year they will not, so it’s time to grab what they can now, while the looted taxpayers money is still around.

    • 188
      smoggie says:

      What bonuses?

  54. 171
    Postman Prat says:

    This is good news, isn’t it ??

    Thanks to the policies of Labour, we’re 169th, behind Zimbabwe, Ertrea and the Congo !!

    http://bit.ly/fAZzMc

  55. 184
    smoggie says:

    Why did he have to stand aside? Why not just open his legs and let him walk under the bridge.

    • 197
      Tax Payer Joe Public says:

      Quite correct he should have done that and at the same time had his toilet break as the baby Berkow passed under him Thereby giving a whole new meaning to the courtesies of the house !!

      Hope it was No. 1′s break rather than No.2′s…….but in baby Berkows case he deserves everthing he gets……..twice……

      Quick Its Time to change baby Berkows nappy otherwise he will rant & rave then throw his toys out again………Anyone seen Mandie ? or is he still looking for his Brazillian hole

  56. 199
    Anonymous says:

    Bercow reminds me very much of Eric Cartman from South Park….

    “you WILL respect my authoritaaaah”

    …except that Bercow lacks the wit of Cartman, and is much more childish.

    If he said that to me I would have just laughed and completely ignored him rather than getting upset/angry. People like him are just best left ignored; it annoys them more than getting angry with them, and ignoring them makes them stop in the end.

    People have no authority when you simply ignore them.

    Authority is earned with how you approach the job and how you deal with people; it’s never ever something you can “stamp” purely because you have a certain job title; life just doesn’t work like that.

  57. 203
    KSeven says:

    Just indicative of how far these fools are from the constituency they represent. Anybody who knows anything of politics knows that these so called leaders of society are nothing but sycophantic serial brown nosers with very little real to contribute to society. This supposed elite circle enter public life because of their connections rather than their ability.
    I would love to have rugby tackled him and then apologised profusely (“so sorry, I thought you said I should hit the man and drive, not stand aside…) So much for Parliamentary democracy…

    • 212
      voter says:

      nice one

      This yet again highlights the complete fuckwittery of parliament, its procedures and its culture

      If any MPs are watching, fuck off and get a real job

      wasting our time and our money, these bastards should all be in gaol

  58. 204
    HenryV says:

    Having an MP running the debate in the house is wrong. A high court judge should be rotated through the role every month or so.

    The role of Speaker as the First Commoner should be an honorary title that is given to the Leader of the House.

  59. 215
    ANONYMOUS says:

    So how come we can’t post as anon on the Libertarian Party blog?

    Seems that Cameron is going to use ‘extremism’ to protect the Euro.

    Free speech much?

  60. 223
    cider drinker says:

    did the aussies raise much when cumbria was fucked ???

  61. 226
    George says:

    Oh dear it would be really useful to see ourselves as others see us, could the speaker call this feedback!!

  62. 230
    PeeWee says:

    Little Bercow should remember that respect (nothing to do with gallowsaway) is not a right but has to be earned.

  63. 231
    Chet Na says:

    Just for the record, John Bercow is an odious, spunk-gargling fuck-trumpet. In fact, he is a piccolo fuck-trumpet: precisely half the size of a rabid fuck-trumpet like Ed Balls; an orange fuck-trumpet like Peter Hain; a red fuck-trumpet like Ed Miliband; or indeed, a fat fuck-trumpet like John Prescott.

  64. 234
    Fuck Off Pritchard says:

    Has anyone considered the possibility that Bercow is right? Why did Pritchard leave chamber and then think he can jump the queue over MPs who want to ask questions but remained in their seats?

    Anyway Mark Pritchard is an obnoxious jumped up pompous Tory Twat and its a pity the Speaker didnt just push a button and have him dissapear through the floor boards….and Im a Tory voter!Frankly people like Mad Nad, Fatty Burns and this prick make me really wonder why I should continue to vote for them….no manners at all and egos to block out the sun.

    • 239
      Fuck Off Pritchard says:

      Actually Im a lifelong Tory member and voter since 1979 just hacked off with some of the small minded people on our side

  65. 236
    Bleary scowl says:

    “He has previously been referred to as a stupid, sanctimonious dwarf and David Cameron was overheard lately telling journalists that when a rival MP accidentally reversed his car into Bercow’s, the Speaker got out and shouted: “I’m not happy!” — to which the other driver smirked and asked: “Well, which one of the seven dwarves are you, then?” ”

    Is it true?

  66. 237
    British Citizen says:

    Y Blear’s Cowl?

  67. 238
    Pro Soccer says:

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  68. 240
    Fuck Off Pritchard says:

    Id throw it over him – disrespectful little prick that he is



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