January 12th, 2011

No2AV Winning Website War

Promising stuff from the No2AV campaign as their website goes live today, plenty more to come too apparently:

The Yes camp were quick to start whining of “dirty tricks” over the use of the colour purple, which is apparently theirs. Guido wasn’t aware colours were copyrighted, and if they are then it’s UKIP who should be moaning. If that is going to be the level of attack, then the referendum is going to be even more boring than Guido imagined…


253 Comments

  1. 1
    stevep says:

    some people actually believe that AV is half way to PR

  2. 2
    stevep says:

    isn’t Clegg in favour of that anyway?

    I’m sure normal liberals would want out of the EU. not sure what SDP types want

    • 33
      Probably wrong, but it's a thought says:

      In the LimpDim mind, everyone really wants to vote LimpDim but never thinks it’ll win. With AV, thinks the LimpDim, everyone will cast their LD ‘protest’ vote then vote for the party they think will will – Lab or Con.

      The LimpDim’s will therefore hoover-up the protest vote and – ta-da! – come first.

      Except they won’t; it’ll be UKIP or the B&P.

      • 40
        rick says:

        Sounds good to me.

      • 53
        misterned says:

        “Except they won’t; it’ll be UKIP or the B&P.”

        At least then we could get the one referendum that an increasing majority of the people of this country consistently demand year after year.

      • 209
        osamathenazarene says:

        Gudio seeking to monetise the site! Good luck to you but why can’t we use spaces and caps for the ID???

        O/T I know but I couldn’t help but relish Goveys new wheeze, the English Bac. Ha ha evidence of how liebor let the educational standards in this country drop. Schools with 90+% passes in liebor’s measure of 5 A*-C GCSEs come down to only 33% under Goveys English Bac measure.

      • 216
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        I wouldn’t have an english Bac
        I took too many science subjects and two languages.

        Under labour one language GCSE became compulsory, and then it wasn’t.
        This thing appears would pretty much make one language and one humanity subject compulsory.

      • 217
        Mad Nads is being investigated by the police for her expenses says:

        Look out!!!! Here comes plod Mad Nads.

  3. 3
    stevep says:

    while we’re at it, how about a referendum on whether police not investigating rapes for ‘cultural reasons’ should be charged with collusion

    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      It’s not collusion; it’s self preservation.Gotta think about the risk to my job & pension.

      • 21
        jgm2 says:

        And life.

        • 38
          PC Plod says:

          Are you suggesting these communities are, perhaps, inclined towards violence?

          Well, well, well, jgm2. I think you need arresting on the charge of casting aspersions on our valued members of the multicultural community.

          (that is, so long as you’re white, sir; we don’t want to cause a fuss if you’re not.)

        • 230
          PC Plod says:

          We would like to see your expenses Mizzz Dorries.

      • 177
        Tell it like it really is says:

        Ranking now RETIRED Lancashire police officer on northwest news yesterday saying Straw was absolutely right and if police had investigated instead of saying “daren’t touch it” a large number of very young girls would have been spared the abuse. How many more are going to put their heads above the parapet.

        • 239
          Quisling political class says:

          So why didn’t Straw do anything about it when he was Home fucking Secretary, especially as many of the accusations involved his very own constituency?

          He is as much part of the collusion as the police.

          The political classes have known about these attacks for decades – they are not a new occurrence – and have quite deliberately taken the conscience decision to ignore them for ideological reasons.

        • 240
          Straw's a hypocrite says:

          No. Straw was wrong to put the blame on those communities and their culture. That is deliberatley tarring them all with the same brush.
          The problem is that the police haven’t done enough about stopping it because of fear of upsetting those communities. The law is the law, equality is about applying it equally, no matter who is involved.
          Postal vote fraud has also been getting the blind-eye treatment because of fear of upsetting certain minority groups or labelling them negatively.

          It is the PC culture that Labour hypocrites like Straw and the left have done so much to spread, that needs reversing.

    • 13
      Down With Brown! says:

      Dave gave us a cast iron guarantee of a referendum, it was just not the referendum we wanted.

      • 36
        David Cameron, traitor, thief and liar says:

        And if you vote incorrectly, I’ll wait 6 months and ask you again.

        • 100
          ACL Blair traitor,liar, expenses shredder and global spiv says:

          He just doesn’t learn – just because you promise a referendum doesn’t mean you have to have on at all

    • 218
      Plodulike says:

      Aiding and abetting would be more the ticket.

  4. 4
    pp says:

    So Guido – whats your reason for supporting #No2AV ?

  5. 5
    Utnepishtim who is called the Faraway says:

    Fuck off Tat.

  6. 6

    The only person who could claim to ‘own’ purple is Prince, Minnesota’s favourite midget.

    Did Left Foot Forward have a whinge too…..?

  7. 7
    Bleurgh says:

    Re: purple – not dirty tricks, just cheeky. They know they have an easier battle than the yes2av lot, so they’ve stolen some of their branding to make them stand out less.

    If anything, I find it funny no2av have resorted to this sort of tactic. Speaks volumes about how weak even they think their argument is.

    • 26
      Susie says:

      But it’s not PURPLE! It’s 100% MAGENTA a completely different colour.

      • 118
        Crazyfoam says:

        Just to make conversation I once asked a visitor to London, a dinner guest at a friend’s flat, what sort of car she had hired for her stay.

        “A beige one,” she replied.

        • 191
          tarquin the apprentice accountant says:

          fuck me you’re a real lady-killer

          did you ask her about her tax accounts too?

  8. 8
    Sir William Waad says:

    There is a disappointingly irrational statement in the top right corner of the ‘NO to AV’ site. “The Lib Dems would always be part of a coalition government.”

    They wouldn’t if either (a) a political party was sufficiently convincing that more than half of those who voted gave it their support; or (b) few people voted LibDem. To put it another way, the campaigners assume that people would vote the same way under AV as they do under the present wonky system.

    There is a fear amongst opponents of AV that the composition of the Government might reflect the wishes of the electorate. It is not the case that the country spent 18 years being capitalist and then 13 years being socialist but a psephological accident allowed politicians to pretend that this was the case. Our present system might have made sense when people really voted for their local MP, say, in the nineteenth century, rather than for the party ‘brand’, but that is the last thing the party bosses would like to happen now.

    • 16
      Mark Austin says:

      But AV is potentially even less representative. To take atwo examples. At the first Blair/Labour victory, post-election polls showed Lib Dems splitting 2:1 in Labour’s favour. If this had applied in an AV election, the Tories would have lost about 1/3 of the seats they held. Conversely, at the previous election (won by Major/Conservatives) Lib Dems split 2:1 the other way. This would have given the major Government a convincing majority. – and perhaps all of major’s problems would have been avoided. That is the real objection to AV from those who, like myself, favour electoral reform, but will vote No to AV.

      • 85
        Sir William Waad says:

        Yes, but why would those results have been bad or unrepresentative? I agree that PR would be much fairer but it’s not on offer. However, I still think that it is wrong to assume that people would essentially vote the same under AV. It would actually discourage tactical voting, since we could vote for the party we really liked best, knowing that our alternative vote could go to the other party we disliked least.

        • 125

          It seems to me, Sir William, that several incompatible issues are becoming intertwined here.

          To take your 5:02 pm comment, the presumption that people would not vote the same way under AV as they do under FPTP could be challenged on account of the long ingrained existing practice. Sure some would vote tactically but they may correspond very closely to those people who decide election outcomes for most of the time now; the floating voter.

          The thought that they might not behave the same way is an attractive one but cannot, necessarily, be the case.

          Mr Austin’s point is interesting because what he is really saying is what we are finding out now. The Lib Dems today are a party of lefties and righties with the former being in the majority. They will surely react to AV with a different degree of enthusiasm from those who support the two main parties. If I am correct, then most of the electorate at large will vote against the change anyway.

          Then you come back (6:36 pm) and question the results using the terms “bad” and “unrepresentative”. The former is subjective (in terms of different factions of the electorate) whilst the latter gets us nowhere, in that any of these systems is going to have some degree of “representation”, the degree of which is arguable to kingdom come.

          Now, I would suggest that the more that the electorate change their traditional behaviour, the wilder the swing we are likely to get. Until it actually happens, we really have no idea how much the behaviour would change and that unknowable degree of change is, for me, at the root of this issue. No polling will anticipate that, in my opinion.

          I would suggest that the wilder the swing, the increasing encouragement to make “unkeepable promises” will occur to elicit such swing, as that is all there is to play for. My fear is that the leverage will make the system unsustainable. Therefore I can see a deterioration by going this route, whilst acknowledging that the present system has considerable faults. On the other hand, the less wild the swing, the less the case for change becomes.

      • 110
        Bled White Taxpayer says:

        Hang on. Are you saying that Lib Dem voters can’t make their minds up consistently in one direction, from election to election? Good grief. It’s a fairly direct logical conclusion to say that anyone wanting to vote Lib Dem as a first preference should not be allowed to vote at all, on the grounds of (a) muddying the waters; (b) wasting taxpayers’ money to no effect; and (c) taking the piss.

  9. 9
    Timothy Paul Lovejoy (born 28 March 1968) is a British television presenter most famous for hosting says:

    “Tittle-tattle, gossip, rumour and something else”

    No kidding? I’m off to climb Golden Cap (626 ft.) You lot are so stuck in your ways.

  10. 10
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    - One person one vote – first preference only!

    - Vote for person not party – no party lists!

  11. 12
    DikiPedia says:

    Mister ‘Arry C*le is a failed right-wing political blogger.

  12. 14
    Susie says:

    I’m a designer and that colour is NOT purple, it’s magenta. All this copywriting is getting ridiculous, Facebook has filed a claim on the word ‘face’ — they can fuck off.

    • 28

      Victoria Beckham tried to copywrite ‘posh’. When she was told that Peterborough United had been called ‘The Posh’ for fuck knows how long, she argued by saying she was more famous….

      • 41
        Tachybaptus says:

        You certainly can’t copyright ‘magenta’. It’s a place near Milan where there was a battle in 1859 and the ground was stained that colour by all the spilt blood.

    • 52
      stevep says:

      i’m colour blind and that looks green to me – the fucking racists

      • 201
        Kermit says:

        I’m with you pal. Let’s start a Quango and get some lefty arty tosser to front it and rake in the tax-payer dosh!

  13. 15
    Martin Day says:

    From “Cast Iron” Dave Cameron

    David Cameron has stressed that no cash bonuses over £2,000 should be paid to any employee of a bank which has a significant taxpayer shareholding.

    In an interview on the BBC Politics Show, David said, “People who work hard are seeing billions of pounds of their tax money being paid out and are rightly angry about it.”

    And he attacked Gordon Brown for failing to put conditions in place to limit the bonuses paid by those banks that have taken taxpayers’ money – RBS, Lloyds, B&B and Northern Rock.

    “Unfortunately the only action the Government has taken is to announce a review into bonuses which will not report until the end of the year. Because of this dithering we could see bonuses being paid out for a second year to executives in taxpayer owned banks which is unacceptable.”

    Putting the limit at £2,000 would mean bank tellers are not unfairly punished

    • 49
      Liar Byrne, aka Baldemort says:

      ‘There’s no money left’.

      • 93
        Cynical-old-bag says:

        Does that include Bob Diamond, and his £8m bonus as well, then?

        • 102
          Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

          Barclay’s didn’t take taxpayers’ money. What they do with their profits is between them and the shareholders.

          • Whilst I agree with you, I am reminded that Bob was only saved from overbidding for ABM AMRO (a tragic mess) by the improbable good fortune of a know-nothing competitor in the market place, erroneously thinking he had even more cash, and rejoicing under the name of Fred.

            Had that not been the case, I might contingently have been looking down the barrel of losing half my capital.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            If you want to look for chicanery in the crash look at

            i) the ropey deal Gordon Brown cooked up with Victor Blanc for Lloyds to take over HBOS. That really stunk and if I was a Lloyds shareholder I would be seriously pissed off.

            ii) the off balance sheet vehicle Northern Rock was running – I have never seen the operation of that particular vehicle explained properly and it had a serious effect on NR’s viability.

            iii) just what the fuck Fred the Shred and his board were doing overpaying for ABN then handing Fortis and Santander (IIRC) prize Latin American and European banking assets.

            Further afield I would look at Central Europe and Spain for further banking grief – the scale of the housing bubble in Spain and the fact that there has been little public fallout in their financial system means that something is clearly going on there behind the scenes. Banks in places like Greece and Austria poured money into Eastern Europe – loans which now must be worth far less than face. Watch for further crap floating to the surface.

            Barclays should tell Diamond to pull his head in though – he should have been polite and avoided inflammatory comments Barclay’s though did handle the crisis better than any other large UK bank except for HSBC

          • Quite agree. I have posted extensively on the cases you mention. Northern Rock was not a proper Bank and could never have operated when I was in the business. I left it all behind because they turned the whole game on its head. I said it would all end in tears. I was told that I was old fashioned. That is probably true, but old fashioned was right. It just took a few years to prove it.

            I did very well in my time but when I look at what some of these kids earn now, on a negligible knowledge base, I must have given my services away for free by comparison. I would never go back now, even for Bob’s pay.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            I’ve done ok out of it too but it does extract a certain personal price. Having said that I’ve seen a lot of the world so it’s not all bad.

            The other thing that really struck me out of the crisis is the disconnect between people writing mortgage business and those taking the risk. You get some US broker writing the mortgage who passes it on to the lending bank who then securitises it and passes it on to investors. At this very basic level you get two degrees of separation between writing the business and risk. There is little incentive in the short to medium term for the broker to exercise decent credit control.

            When you add government interference (through encouraging lending to non-creditworthy borrowers) and increasingly complex securitisations with different loan type and quality being mixed in a single security not to mention repackaging of tranches of existing securitisations I find it impossible to see how an investor (or a rating agency for that matter) can possibly understand the risk.

            Golden rule for any investor is don’t invest in something where you don’t understand the risk. Since many big institutions were burnt by this you have to question the quality of the selling process, rating and risk evaluation. Personally I don’t see how senior risk management people at a lot of banks survived this but quite a few did.

          • You are spot on about the disconnection aspect.

            It has long been my opinion that all the deeply knowledgeable people had left the industry by the millennium. What you had left were some, admittedly able, people (at least in some aspects), but who’s experience had only matured after the fall of communism. This point in history presaged one of the longest uninterrupted periods in growth that we have seen, certainly in living memory. So these people now in senior positions had never experienced a proper recession.

            I used to develop financial products that incorporated insurance add-ins but always eschewed “financial guarantee”. The lender needs to see the bad debt to control the new business properly. Once you remove this essential feedback, you destroy the business. And how it was destroyed!

            My pet theory, philosophically, is built around the increasing trouble we face due to the demise of the polymath. The growth of knowledge and its concomitant, specialisation, has rendered the role impossible to fulfil any more.

            But we suffer from the lack of overview that stems from such a situation. This means that we shall face many more crises like we have, due to mass ignorance. This applies to the “educated” just as much as to the “stupid”.

  14. 17
    Down With Brown! says:

    Purple is colour of the aristocracy: blue dyes were expensive, purple dyes even more expensive, so only people like Alexandersthe Great or Roman Emperora would wear the colour.

    • 49
      voter says:

      brown is the colour of the present coalition government, as it was the colour of the previous one too

    • 183
      Tell it like it really is says:

      Also the Romans decided that if the slaves were dressed in one colour and the ruling class all in say red or purple then the slaves would realise just how much they outnumbered the ruling class and there would be insurrection – well there was eventually anyway – just sayin’.

  15. 18
    pp says:

    It may look pretty, but the content is all stuff that has been debunked over and over.

    The fact the same bogus arguments are used against AV/for FPTP over and over, rather suggests to me that there are no GENUINE arguments for keeping FPTP in stead of switching to AV.

    Both are one person one vote, every ones vote is counted the same number of times as everyone elses…
    FPFP = One vote per person in total
    AV = One vote per person per round

    We know FPTP means a period of Labour followed by a period of Conservative (repeat till EU take everything over) – and in either case ‘conservative’ and ‘labour’ means whatever the current party leader decides it means when he/she waskes up that morning…

    FPTP means candidates(/MPs) are primarily in hoc to their party. AV means candidates(/MPs) will primarily be in hoc to their constituents.

    AV wins hands down…

  16. 22
    Tom says:

    With my first vote I chose “No to AV” and after the first round of votes have been counted my second vote goes to “Yes to AV”

  17. 24
    jgm2 says:

    Surely if Labour is anti-AV and T*ries are anti-AV then AV must be a ‘good thing’.

  18. 25
    Gabble says:

    “Old Bill” to be put in the dock ????

    Student protests: 14 year old schoolgirl attacked and abused by police speaks out | Counterfire http://bit.ly/dLVXe9

  19. 27
    nell says:

    I think I’m right in saying that labour used AV to elect it’s last leader. Nobody but the unions wanted edmilitwit but the party got him anyway.

    It doesn’t seem from that, that AV will produce a fair result.

    • 67
      misterned says:

      Which is why Ed is so in favour of AV, but most of the rest of the Parliamentary labour party are opposed.

      • 72
        ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

        Look 197% of politicians are for AV
        and only 238% are against
        so i’m with the minority

        • 135
          Mike Hunt says:

          You really are getting the hang on these number things aren’t you.

          • ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

            Could never understand why they numbered the houses alternate
            just meant twice as much walking with my full sack

  20. 29
    Mervyn King says:

    Note the crucial word “cash” in connection with bonuses.

  21. 35
    stevep says:

    how about ethnically english people get 2 votes. everybody else gets 1

  22. 37
    ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

    FIRST !

  23. 39

    Purple is just the colour of blue and red (and yellow) mixed and is meant to portray cross-party support – which both sides claim.

    In Scouse-land, the bins are purple to avoid the arguments between Kopite’s and Bluenoses.

  24. 42
    Stay out of Europe unless the UK wants to be economically crippled. says:

    No 2 AV and Yes to UKIP.

    • 61
      stevep says:

      1 job 1 vote

      or 1 private sector job, 1 vote

      • 111
        Tessa Tickles says:

        Bingo!

        If you work in the private sector and therefore provide the money that governments spend, you get 1,000 votes. If you live off money that the government spends (ie you’re an utterly pointless civil servant and you and your family frankly don’t deserve to live), you get 0.1 votes.

    • 69
      Mr Confused says:

      2 AV or 2 AV not

    • 89
      gildedtumbril says:

      UKIP, while they steal and do bugger all, is just a con party to suck in voters who do not have the balls to vote for the only British party.

      • 185
        Tell it like it really is says:

        Hi Gilded T! You mean if they had voted for the party that were put on trial in 2005 for asking for the abuse of young girls to be investigated and told they were racists because they tried to tell the public what was happening?

    • 171
      Anonymous says:

      UKIP will never win one seat under First Past The Post. The only way they’ll ever get any power is if we get Proportional Representation, and to get that we need to get a Yes to AV result in May. Otherwise Labour and the Tories will say the British people aren’t interested in electoral reform.

  25. 47
    voter says:

    it’s about time we packed in all this blogging and DID something!!

    Famous MP saying – “he who blogs all day not a problem”

    whan are we going to invade westminster and sort the bastards out, once and for all?

  26. 54
    Victoria Sponge :Φ) says:

    I really hope the No2AV camp win. I appreciate it is not a wholly democratic option but we are likely to get the party of the majority into power. The AV option means we will probably end up with second preferences that no one wanted in the first place.
    I raise my glass of cheap Lidl champagne to Ed Miliband the Leader of a party that the Labour MP’s never wanted in the first place. Cheers!

    • 63
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      I always wanted to be a teacher in a North London school.

    • 178
      Anonymous says:

      The Labour Party won the 2005 UK general election with 35.3% of the popular British vote. The Conservative Party was just a few points behind with 32.3% of the votes, but because of the first past the post voting system, the Labour Party had a significant majority with 356 parliamentary seats (MPs) compared to 198 seats for The Conservative Party.

  27. 55
    Take the 'Party' out of Politics says:

    Has this country ever had a decent long term government?

    Anything that makes Politicians think longer than their 5 year term has to be a good thing, and that never happens with party politics.

    There are always tax bribes at the 4 year mark – coincidentally just before the election. And always tax raises just after the election so hopefully we’d forget by the time the election comes up.

    The current system is bollocks.

    • 58
      stevep says:

      the problem is that politics in this country has been used as a political football. we need to get the politics out of politics. can’t the country be run by a quango?

    • 103
      Anonymous says:

      I’d love to see a fiscal responsibility act or similar that demands a budget surplus every year, with approval from the electorate every year that it has to be breached, rather than cynical manipulation of budget projections. The OBR is a good – and long overdue – start, but I’d like to see more. A state based on sound finances, reserves for a (very) rainy day and with consequent small government is IMO a strong state.

    • 114
      Take the 'Party' out of Politics says:

      There’s always people, and that’s why we can’t have nice things.

      For the ‘Yes to AV’, they should use “Can things be any worse?” as a tagline.

  28. 60
    A Mad Old Bag And His Queen. says:

    Can’t we reintroduce the Divine Rights of Kings?

    • 65
      stevep says:

      which is?

      • 112
        Tessa Tickles says:

        I’m not sure, but it might end up applying to Charles III.

        It doesn’t sound like a good idea.

    • 123
      The reality Oliver cromwell says:

      Good idea, it will end in regicide mind you but I suppose we could put any beheadings on box office.

      • 146
        Dick the Prick says:

        I’ll do burgers & hot-dogs and stuff, sure someone could get a band together and pop up a beer tent. Swings & roundabouts for the kids – good day out.

  29. 62
    Guido's stomach says:

    I did, but some Hunt bounced me.

  30. 71
    ROLF HARRIS says:

    Floating Matilda! Floating Matilda ! who’ll come a floating through Brisbane with me ?
    As we sat and we watched and we waited till our house went past
    who’ll come a floating Matilda with me !

  31. 74
    For those who missed it... says:

    • 78
      Postman Prat says:

      £ 2,000 ? Is that higher or lower than the 2010/11 government deficit ??

    • 124
      Anonymous says:

      Quite a good one, actually.

      Although not a fan of the BBC, I’d feel better disposed to it if public service broadcasts, such as BBC Parliament PMQs etc were either downloadable (unDRMed), posted complete on You Tube or available indefinitely on iPlayer.

      I’d feel better disposed to a public service broadcaster that didn’t treat public service broadcast content as Corporation (copyrighted) content.

    • 134
      nell says:

      hattyharpic looks at edmilitwit much like she would at a rat in her kitchen.

  32. 75
  33. 77
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be a toilet brush.

  34. 79
    Ed Miliband says:

    “Ploo?”

  35. 82
    TWAT WATCH says:

    Piss off, Billy. You really are a twat of the highest order. No offence meant and none taken, I’m sure. TWAT.

  36. 83
    Wobblegob says:

    I’m in full favour of AV. It ensure that only candidates with 50% plus votes get into to Parliament. Anything less is patronage and anti-democratic! While I’m at it, I applaud David Cameron’s call to get rid of the Labour MP who has pleaded guilty to false accounting. Now can we get rid of Lord’s Black and Archer!!!!

  37. 84
    Troughing, pervy fuckers should fry says:

    Handycock, Illsley, Chaytor, Macshane, Moran, Wiggin.

    What an utterly odious bunch of crooked and/or pervy c unts. Just throw them barenaked into a snake pit and let them fight their way out.

  38. 86
    ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

    It’s just a question of percentages !

    what are they again ?

  39. 91
    Anonymous says:

    AV seems to have been agreed on by LibLabCon precisely because it is likely to be rejected by the electorate.

    With such an important change to our voting system, I’d far prefer that We The People had the opportunity to select the alternative voting method option(s), and then/subsequently actually vote to change to it.

    A quick either/or smacks of a stitch up.

    • 92
      Anonymous (same as above) says:

      Incidentally, had a look at the no2av website – pretty clear & easy to navigate compared with some that come to mind (Labour’s website for instance).

    • 122
      HenryV says:

      FPTP is OK. But we need to make voting compulsory. None of this I won’t vote for X because they won’t get in rubbish. None of this X are going to get stuffed so why should vote for Y? Liebour would have there arse kicked in the GE if the whole of the country had voted. We wouldn’t have been saddled with the the LibDums either. And complaining about the cuts by the Great British Public would have been difficult if the majority had actually committed to the party making the cuts. (I think more support the cuts than don’t.) With that tweek to the system a Tory Party on a leave the EU, stop immigration, and bring back the death penalty ticket Liebour would never get in

      • 126
        Anonymous says:

        Sorry, the right to vote shouldn’t be a legal obligation IMO.

        If someone opts out of voting, then they choose to accept the consequences of other people voting over them. Or emigrate abroad/to a remote Scottish island & truly live The Good Life.

        • 141
          HenryV says:

          No. You are wrong. Runs against the grain of the idea of a society.

          Does The Good Life mean I would get a clone of 25-y-o Felicity Kendall to play with? If so you may be onto something.

  40. 94
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Spot the missing word from the headline and first seven or eight paragraphs….

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12174117

    Good old BBC.

  41. 95
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Tomorrow i will be a Klingon !

  42. 96
    Anonymous (same as above) says:

    DEFINITELY agree with ‘None Of The Above’ option – and for it to be legally binding, rather than being viewed as another way of spoiling ones vote.

  43. 97
    gildedtumbril says:

    Well! It appears I made a contribution that was unacceptable. I wonder what it was that upset the computer.
    Perhaps it was that I said the liblabconukipgreen bastards are all traitors. I am damned if I remember.
    I don’t remember saying, the Divine Right of Kings is to receive the Charles 1 headache cure.
    What the hell was it?

  44. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Good. Low level political theatre, & Blair is likely to have been practising his delivery in front of a panel of coaches & lawyers since before Christmas, but anything that exposes his hypocrisy further is welcome IMO.

  45. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Nobody’s answered the question of whether or not your vote is still counted under AV if you leave 2nd/3rd preferences blank (ie is it physically possible to vote in a way that you give someone your “main” vote, and don’t give the other candidates any vote at all)

  46. 108
    Lord Mandy says:

    What is all this purple nonsense? Time was a man was proud to display red.

  47. 113
    Chinky DVD seller in pub says:

    Wan’ DVD? Only 99p?

  48. 115
    Joss Taskin says:

    What, the job of economic vandal ?

  49. 119
    A Vote in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush says:

    2 Votes are better than 1

  50. 120
    HenryV says:

    Compulsory voting with FPTP is what we want.

    • 130
      nell says:

      Well only when we get those millions of labour created welfare benefit troughers into work and get rid of welfare benefit for most of them.

      Until then, if they’re forced to vote before benefits are withdrawn from them they’ll simply keep voting for labour and the cushy life labour has given them.

      In young nell’s school there is a small but significant percentage of children from homes where parents are on welfare. The children are told, quite blatantly, don’t bother with education, you don’t need it. You can have a comfortable life living on benefits. According to them, the people who slave away at education and then get a job are idiots.

      This is labour’s legacy!!

      • 133
        cock robin says:

        Sobered up now nell I see.

        • 139
          nell says:

          Do not talk about alcohol. For the last three months, because of illness, I have not been able to have so much as a glass wine and that includes over xmas and new year.

          I have a few choice bottles of wine waiting in my wine rack for a few weeks hence when I shall be able to enjoy.

          Not all at once of course!

          • HenryV says:

            nell you don’t know what else I would do!

            If Liebour was banned straight after the coup they wouldn’t be on the ballot paper.

            (I used to youth work in an inner city I do know from personal experience what you are driving at. )

          • cock robin says:

            Tired and emotional last night then, or was that your sockpuppet?

      • 138
        c.eng says:

        Can’t disagree with any of that.

        Could well have been Sarah Palin speaking.

    • 188
      Anonymous says:

      What a wonderful idea. I wonder which party all those lazy chavs will vote for…

    • 232
      some white bloke says:

      you may want it
      i do not
      so fuck off

  51. 121
    Sarah Palin's base says:

    • 129
      freddie flintoff says:

      I don’t know if you’ve noticed but this isn’t the USA you fucking twat. Welcome to dumbed down UK, courtesy of every dumb socialist bitch out there, starting with slapper Sally Bercow.

      • 155
        Bobby Lou says:

        Hey boy! You listen up good, ya hear? I loves me some Sarah Palin. She a good god fearin’ lady. She done run Alaska real swell. And she gon’ make a real mighty fine preseedent. Yeeeehaaaaw!

        • 159
          'special' relationship says:

          He he, the way that tailors dummy Barry O’bummer is performing, he’s gonna lose to the stoopid bitch. Hope you can hold your dinner down then you fucking knob.

          • Bobby Lou says:

            Hey boy! You need to learn yourself some manners and be readin the holy bible y’all. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

          • 'special' relationship says:

            You lost, I won, do one.

          • Bobby Lou says:

            You done eatin’ too many fried squirrels and grits, boy! You sho’ do sound like a kiddie, boy! “You lost, I won” done sound like what my 7 year old brother Tommy Lou would done say. And he be retard! Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

          • 'special' relationship says:

            So who are you, his six year old brother?

          • Bobby Lou says:

            You done be so thick, you done don’t realise that you be makin’ my point fo’ me, boy!

          • Bobby Lou says:

            Hey, boy! You done talkin so much trash, you done need to read yourself the bible and learn about the sweet baby jeebus. Praise the lord! Yeeehaw!

          • Police says:

            “He he he, filthy bitch” and so on.

          • 'special' relationship says:

            You sound just as thick as those idiot Brits who keep voting for Labour governments.

    • 140
      nell says:

      I take it that’s sarahpalin’s choice for running mate in the presidential election.

  52. 128
    AV is OK by me says:

    At the moment a second vote will see Tories voting UKIP and Socialists voting B&P. So even Stevens If that were to change then the second vote could win

  53. 132
    Tory Association Chairman says:

    Voting yes to AV so I can UKIP number 1 and Conservative number 2

  54. 136
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    My votes in the AV referendum will be:

    1. No
    2. Yes
    3. No

    That’s how this AV thing works, isn’t it?

  55. 147
    In Diana Jones and the Temple of McDoom says:

    Just think. This time last year, the scotch mong was still in No10.

    Which makes this footage eternally enjoyable.

  56. 150
    HappyUK says:

    Sort of off-topic, but there is a GREAT new book, “How The West Was Lost” by Dambisa Moyo, which explains succinctly Western economies are going down the pan.

    In a nutshell if you over-borrow and under-invest while running a huge deficit on foreign trade, your days are numbered me old china.

    Unlike the Chinese – who are far less encumbered with piss-poor managers and have had the foresight and fucking integrity to invest heavily in industrial development and improving infrastructure.

    In the second decade of the century, Beijing is now outsmarting the United States and buying up British factories. But by far their most intelligent investment is in their own children: the OECD tests reading, math and science skills of 15 year olds every three years, and across the board Chinese students trounce us.

    Our present troughing self-satisfied system needs desperately putting out of its misery. We need a new kind of anarchism, not the new-age-traveller-wanker kind, but a smaller state coupled with radically devolved democracy, and a free market combined with personal responsibility.

    That means:

    1. Breaking free of the EU,
    2. tackling the decline in education,
    3. properly rewarding the work ethic.

    • 152
      Anonymous says:

      Or…..

      1. Breaking free of the EU
      2. Breaking free of the EU
      3. Breaking free of the EU

    • 168
      reinvented wheel says:

      Clever them Chinese.

    • 195
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      But,but,but that’s completely contrary to our policies ??

      We want to reward fecklessness, we love the EU and we fixed the education system in 1997. Looks like the Chinese have got it wrong.

  57. 151
    I just want to get this off my chest. says:

    Bollocks to Ed Balls.

  58. 153
    Twat Watch says:
  59. 163
    South of the M4 says:

    O/T but just seen the BBC news at 10. Whilst Preston and Robinson might be utter fuckwits spouting Labour rhetoric, Cameron – an ex PR professional – not only lets the BBC broadcast this shit, but also fails to explain the truth. UKIP are not the answer, but I have joined those that believe fuck all will improve under Cameron.

    • 175
      Nick Dave and Ed are all the same says:

      Why don’t you think UKIP are the answer? As far as I can see they are the only party promising something different.

  60. 174
    Mrs David Kelly says:

    “They” just don’t think matters to a logical conclusion.
    I know no-one who believes that any alteration to the voting system will produce a better outcome for the man. or woman, on the Clapham omnibus and I can’t see anybody much bothering to walk to a polling station at the pathetic behest of the slimy EU collaborator Clegg.
    I see a competition to hijack this trivial & pathetic referendum, in some way, so as to support a particular and more lively cause.

  61. 179
    Gertcha says:

    AV?

    Colour Beige or Peuce

    Fucking nonces

  62. 194
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    A new programme on BBC1 earlier
    It’s called “rip off Britain” the program
    has Three presenters Why ? (must be where they thought up the name)
    Jenny Bond
    Angela Rippon
    Gloria Huniford
    three old has beens trying to boost their inflated pensions !

    • 202
      treasure island says:

      “three old has beens trying to boost their inflated pensions !”

      That’s why it’s called rip off britain.

  63. 197
    Bullingdon Dave and his Bullying Right Hand Man says:

    Wuv winkie etc etc.

  64. 198
    some white bloke says:

    How about just staying the fuck out of my life?

    If you want to vote for some kkunnt then vote but don’t try to make me vote, even if for no-one.

    If I want to vote I’ll fucking vote. If I don’t want to vote, you can fuck right off.

  65. 205
    wed ed milyban says:

    if you get no thatifcathion here do twy elthwhere!

  66. 206
    wed ed milyban says:

    i’m jutht dweeming again

  67. 212
    concretepump says:

    Back to normal then..?

  68. 213

    Oh dear Nadine !!

    Police investigate expenses of Tory MP Nadine Dorries http://bit.ly/dOV9Dx #politics

    • 215
      Mad Nads Family Employment Scheme says:

      I was right!! I said it might be her.

      I fully expect Guido to cover the shit out of this like he has with Illsley.

      Maybe he can start a petition demanding her to resign and deliver it personally?

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    • 219
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Wow. I haven’t seen the mirror very often.
      “love wrangle Tory”
      “When the MP for Mid Bedfordshire was contacted by the Mirror last night, she said “Oh God” and hung up.”

      And the great rule: read the last paragraph. its a non story.

      A Scotland Yard spokesman last night refused to confirm or deny whether Ms Dorries was under investigation.

      PS: I do think she’s crackers.

      • 224
        OH GOD!!! LOL! says:

        but we know there are still several MPs in the pipeline for prosecution
        we just don’t know who they all are
        yet

        “But Westminster sources said Parliamentary officials handed her claims file to police, and officers are thought to have spoken to Ms Dorries before Christmas.”

        They couldn’t have published that with L|bel happy Mad Nads unless it was true. Though if it’s a Lie she will of course immediately sue them then. Won’t she ? ;)

        the police can never confirm or deny until the prosecutions start
        As you rightly said. And the great rule: read the last paragraph.

        which actually was

        “A Crown Prosecution Service spokesman said: “We do not name individuals whose expense claims are being considered by the CPS or Metropolitan Police unless… we have made a charging decision.”

        Nadine’s response says it all.
        She’s fucked. And not by a married man this time.

        • 229
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          Last 2 paragraphs say its a non story. I quoted the second last because its pretty much saying the same thing as the one you quoted but shorter.

          Come back when there is real information.

          • Mad Nads little piglet apologists says:

            Calm Down Nadine dear! it’s only a police investigation

            nothing to hide, nothing to fear

    • 221
      eeu to me says:

      According to her as on a tv interview she says the being an MP is her profession,so public service seems not to exist being an MP,if so then surely if she has been messing about with her expenses as well as plod being called in shouldn’t HMRC be called in as well,after all being an mp is her profession.

      • 226
        OH GOD!!! Here comes Plod says:

        Let’s not forget this Piggy is one of THE most prominent politicians trying to get ISPA to stop investigating MPs expenses and water down the already weak regulation of MPs expenses.

        Just like she was always banging on about the sanctity of marriage while she was shagging another woman’s husband.

        She’s a hypocrite and a twat.

  69. 220
    ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

    On the 32nd of Julember i will announce my shadow budget !

    • 251
      Are you moonlighting here? says:

      General Ledger Summary

      .
      Sunlight Centre for Open Politics Limited

      .
      From 1 December 2009 to 31 July 2010

      ….

      .
      From 1st August to 31st November

  70. 227
    Nick Clegg says:

    Today I will be victorious in the by-election and win by a landslide.

  71. 228
    Gideon Osboobery says:

    I have asked Mad Nadine to add up my expenses as there are too many big numbers for me to do it. She says she is an expert.

  72. 234
    ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

    last year i delivered all my own christmas cards

    you never lose it you know

  73. 235
    Dr Stantz says:

    Not going to accept AV. I do not want to place candidates in order of preference as the only preference I have is independent, non-party candidates.

    I do not want to give any party a sniff of a chance of power.

    • 236
      ALAN JOHNSON MP says:

      If we had to put them in order of preference
      we would all have Ed’s blank sheet of paper

  74. 237
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Heres one for Call Me Dave

  75. 238
    Sres says:

    Reads like an anti-libdem pro-labour election campaign website. I’m torn, I don’t want AV but I also don’t want to support Labour *head’splode*

    • 249
      Lib Dumbs says:

      Silly boy. Just more tories hiding and bing snidey…. Website set up by Charlotte Vere Tory member and Tory parliamentary candidate….YAWN. Anon as ever…..

  76. 242
    sid says:

    morning , there was talk before Xmas of an organised spoiling of the voting papers in Scotland ,with a line through the questions and writing Independence across the question.
    AV is pathetic and first past the post is now being shown for the con that it is so neither option is what I want.
    SPOIL the paper then they might just take the hint. far better than not voting at all. by law they must count the spoiled papers and announce the amount .wouldn’t it be interesting if the spoilt papers heavily outnumbered the yes or the No’s
    Sid

  77. 246
    Geoff Wisdom says:

    I don’t particularly care one way or the other so will apply my normal tactic in these cases (eg i/d cards), and oppose whatever guardianistas want.

  78. 248
    Lib Dumbs says:

    Website set up by Charlotte Vere Tory member and Tory parliamentary candidate….YAWN. Anon as ever…..

  79. 250
    Jimmy says:

    I wonder if the Yes campaign also hires massagespace will they get a similarly glowing review?

  80. 252
    George says:

    This is wonderful I use purple a lot in my business I will think again I dont want to upset anyone.

  81. 253
    Chris says:

    Oh dear sorry I didnt realise that I couldnt use purple at work!!



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