January 6th, 2011

No He Khan’t

There was much amusement at Sadiq Khan’s puff-piece interview in this month’s GQ. The Shadow Justice Secretary was hit with tough and rigorous questions such as:

“I live in Tooting and it’s amazing how much people there love you. You seem one of the few politicians who people not only trust but also really like. Why do you think that is?”

Guido hears all is not well in red circles where Khan is concerned. His slippery behaviour has made him deeply unpopular in the Parliamentary Labour Party and Guido understands there was distinct unease about his closeness to the leader. Given a distancing job, the one time campaign manager has all but been cast out by Miliband, because of concerns that Khan could bring him down. Over at justice, Sadiq no longer has any input, or a desk, in the shadow HQ. Khan still has lingering questions over his dodgy expenses habits, but Ed could survive losing a member of his Shadow cabinet rather than one of his inner circle…


  1. 1
    Tom Tomos says:

    Power to the People!

  2. 2

    Khan is a Huntlike Hoon. He seems like a hypnotized robot thats been sent here by our real masters on the planet Zog. Whenever I see him on the tele he comes across as a thick shit with absolutely no understanding of British people. He probably does not even know what Oak apple day is. Slimey Git

  3. 3
    The last quango in paris says:

    Labour are a complete disaster – a disaster in disarray in fact! The shadow cabinet look like a bunch of old freshers who have met for the first time – gasping at the wonder of it all! Is it remotely funny after labour have destroyed the economy for the shadow chancellor to be cracking gags about borrowing economic books!

  4. 4

    What fucking spaz from GQ asked that question..? It must have been hard to ask it with Khan’s balls in his mouth.

  5. 5
    Article 38 says:

    Ed M should get some help from Ricky Ponting – even he’s managed to organise the Aussies into a better performing team than Labour.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    One only has to review his past appearances on QT& the DP to know his metier. Reminiscent of another IMO untrustworthy Nu Lab politician – Gas?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    What is happening with the baboons that are ruling now? Not interested in people without power.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Is it true tories are paying people to put leaflets as they don’t have many able volunteers?

  9. 9
    Hello? Earth calling LM. Come in LM. Are you receiving us? says:

    “the good people of Tooting”


  10. 10
    Desperate Dan says:

    Ed Miliband: “Deceit about the past endangers our future.”

    That right Ed. You should make that the Labour Party’s motto and stop telling such whopping lies about your dismal and catastrophic record in government.

  11. 11
    Sir William Waad says:

    “The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay…. The Shadow knows!”

  12. 12
    Johan says:

    I don’t believe Ed’s leadership would be harmed even by the losing of one of his ‘inner circle’ – and certainly not by the loss of a shadow cabinet member.

    The shadow cabinet are making very little impact in the news at present – perhaps part of a deliberate strategy as Ed himself is noticeably absent, even accepting ‘all’ he is is leader of the opposition.

    Ed’s leadership will (IMO) only come under real pressure in the short term if lose the forthcoming Old and Sad by-election. In the medium term, the level of public support for the Coalition program will determine Ed’s security. The more the general public are seen as buying into the Coalition’s plans, the less secure Ed’s position.

  13. 13
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Have you read his deficit denial essay in today’s Times, as well?

    Just when I resolve myself to voting UKIP at the next election, up pops Ed Milimong to convince me to vote Tory.

  14. 14
    Hugh Janus says:

    Surely Militwat is more than capable of failure without this Hoon to help him?

  15. 15

    Keep your friends close
    and your enemies even closer !

  16. 16
    Dick the Prick says:

    All may very well be true but have you seen their polling numbers? Chuck a red rosette on an utter twat and watch it slide to victory. If Labour are shite it makes fuck all difference, in fact, it may help as people think the Co-arselition are to blame for everything.

    I’m scared mommy.

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  18. 18
    Steve Miliband says:

    Does the journalist from GQ work at the BBC as well? It’s a sycophantic BBC type question

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Khan’s a khunt.

  20. 20
    Geoff's mum says:

    Every little helps

  21. 21
    Khirsty Khunt says:

    Khan’s a khunt.

  22. 22

    Now that London spazlim’s comments have been redacted, the smell’s gone….

  23. 23
    Number 10's Cat says:

    Anybody see The Times article about Mahommed’s followers emulating his prediliction for under age sex

  24. 24
    Mummy says:

    Labour’s core vote will never change its ways, but nationally it’s too small and if Labour’s to win a GE it needs to look beyond its core vote and reach out to intelligent people, too. There’s no way it can do that with Ed at the wheel.

  25. 25
    music fan says:

    There is only one karn that matters , Mick Karn , bass player , rest in peace

  26. 26
    Gonk says:

    Sorry to say I didn’t either. Do now though.

  27. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    Mr Ed, The UK has been using it’s credit card to pay for living expenses for too long. Mr Brown spent more than he earned and then he used up all our savings. Mr Cameron has been to Ocean Finance and is trying to get the spending under control.

  28. 28
    bollicky bill says:

    Kahn will play the race card, like he did some time ago should anyone probe to far into what ever he gets up to.

  29. 29
    SAD DICK CLINT says:


  30. 30

    His name is James Mullinger and apparently he does stand-up when he’s not sucking the cocks of cretins….

  31. 31
    Number 10's Cat says:


  32. 32
    Dead Tree Press Regurgitator says:


  33. 33
    Arm-knotter Ray Sist says:

    Ooooh, steady on there !!

  34. 34
    bollicky bill says:

    i nominate ASHCROFT MAN OF THE YEAR , for pissing off the leftys on the guardian,,

  35. 35
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Tess, voting Blue Labour is not an answer.

    If the Tories cannot be bothered to be Tories anymore then they need punishing by the core vote.

    I not only voted UKIP I joined, & feel much better.

  36. 36
    Steve Miliband says:

    For a supposed hot shot lawyer he comes across very badly on the media. Not very articulate and very thick yeah.

  37. 37
    Number 10's Cat says:

    that was a reply to a troll who got deleted

  38. 38
    Andy Coulson's Mouthpiece says:

    Murdoch is going to start paying out tens of millions as the private prosecutions mount up

    there were thousands of celebs on Mulcares phone hack list

    M’Learned friends are going to have a field day

  39. 39
    Joss Taskin says:

    Would they get a single MP into the HoC under AV ?

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Sir Bill, I wish that were true; the fruit gathered by the expenses & allowances manipulators in the previous administration has been very sweet for them.
    Why else would they be so anti the new IPSA supervision of the current scheme which provides benefits not available in the private sector.

  41. 41
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I love Khan too! He is almost a caricature of himself. He is so greasy that he almost slithers out of his own orifice. We need more people like him in positions of prominence in the Labour party, as it hurtles itself into oblivion.

  42. 42
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Keep repeating the mantra;

    Immigration is good, immigration is good…..

  43. 43





  44. 44
    Just Interested That's All says:

    What was his answer?

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    He was not really a hot-shot when in practice. His colleagues were the ones driving the firm forward.

  46. 46

    Murdoch could pull those ‘tens of millions’ from between the cushions of his sofa. I’m sure he’s sh*tting himself…

  47. 47
    Oiky Gove says:

    only a tenth of schools I predicted have joined my idiotic free school scheme

    it’s a roaring success!

    dave will have to promote me in the reshuffle now

  48. 48
    bollicky bill says:

    check out the guards ,CIF. you tell us, the guardian been ask to commission
    richard littlejohn & jon gaunt

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Labour and LibDems did the same at the last election.

  50. 50
    bollicky bill says:

    fuck off back to the guardian, the paper that supports nuters pulling the flag from the
    cenotaph,, wanker

  51. 51
    Tom Baldwin says:

    Proceed to Amazon. Review Gordon Browns book in a positive fashion (extra bonus applies)

  52. 52
    Dick the Prick says:

    Dunno – if Libs die and Tory voters (like me) think Cammo can go fuck himself then….

    Although, to be fair, fingers crossed that China doesn’t go inflation crazy then 2011 may be pretty good. Fingers proper crossed, though.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Actualy a stinking muzzie Hunt

  54. 54
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    … says Sadiq Khan.

  55. 55

    Breaking News
    Sad-Git Khan has just said that giving prisoners the right to vote
    Is a slap in the face for the victims

    As i remember it was the european court of human shite that made us give them the vote
    now Mr Sad-Git i dont really expect you to know to much about politics being in the labour party
    But i think you will find that your old Pin Up Mr Anthony Charles Linton Blair signed away all our rights to the european courts
    you thick twat !

  56. 56
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

    … said the Belgian nonce.

  57. 57
    Grifter says:

    Evil little weasel… no that’s an insult to weasels. The slippery antics should have ended at the last election – but some voters are too bias to actually vote with their consciences – preferring the bigotted, let’s not let anyone else get in policy. Same reason this country is in the toilet!

  58. 58
    Wavy Davy's poodle army says:

    Proceed to Dave’s arsehole. Clean it out with your tongue in a positive fashion (extra bonus applies)

  59. 59
    ROFL!! says:


  60. 60

    if he is you would be there to catch it in your mouth gump

  61. 61
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    … croaked the madman from the hospital bed.

  62. 62
    South of the M4 says:

    I second that emotion. He had a quiet life recently and is now with the ghosts.

  63. 63

    … spluttered the nutter who gobbles tramps for small change.

  64. 64

    No. UKIP vote, a credible 1 million, is spread thinner thinner than the walls in a newbuild eco-flat.

    The only way they could possibly gain more than 1 or 2 MPs in the next 20 years is for the Tory party to fracture, as a sort of SDP.

    That would leave Labour in power, unchallenged, for about 15 years until NewUKIP and NewTory moved back to the center and Labour-The Next Generation had run out of money.

  65. 65

    gump does it on his knees

  66. 66
    Dimwit Dave says:

    Dave’s a twat.

  67. 67

    You were made to look such a c*nt yesterday, provided the thread with the LOLz…..

  68. 68
    Nick Clegg says:

    I pledge to stay leader for ten more years.


  69. 69
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    His stand-up routine must be so incredibly funny, so I am glad I have missed it. My body could not take the strain of being wracked with laughter that much …

  70. 70
    Tessa Tickles says:

    If by “they” you mean the Tories, I’d say no. I think (assuming there were sufficient candidates) UKIP would obliterate the Tories and B&P would demolish Labour.

    @RRW(Mrs) – I hate Blue Labour with a passion, and Cameron is an abomination – he clearly hates people like me, so I hate him back tenfold. But then Mililong’s expressionless face appears in a picture and his words of wisdom vomit over the screen and.. he just can’t be allowed into Downing St. I’d be much happier if his brother had won (which, of course, he did, but..)

  71. 71
    bollicky bill says:

    can someone get rid of tessa tickles her fanny please,

  72. 72

    Still hurting from yesterday…?


  73. 73
    The five year plan says:

    When Cameron merges with the Lib Dems and fights a joint election campaign they will start picking off Cameron’s Blu Labour ministers.

  74. 74
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Another incredibly droll contribution from the bed wetter.

  75. 75
    Wanking chameleon says:

    He he he..I used a different person’s moniker..
    Did you see what I did again.
    Almost wet myself with my own cleverness. Its the verbal equivalent of repeating back what someone says. No you are..No you are..No you are.

    Now, back to World of Warcraft where I can command some respect.

  76. 76

    You’re thinking of yourself hurting from taking it up the arse constantly from Cameron little poodle gump


  77. 77
    Schrödinger's tWat says:

    anything’s funnier than your moronic wank tattyboy

  78. 78
    pissed off voter says:

    Khan may not be the most crooked politician in parliament – the competition is fierce – but he certainly comes across that way to me.

  79. 79
    Wanking chameleon says:

    If your mum comes home from work and finds you not in school and using her laptop you won’t get any trading cards this week.

  80. 80
    Schrödinger's tWat says:

    it’s used to the strain of shitting out your dull tedious stream of drivel

  81. 81
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Did you count the number of occurrences of the word “community” in today’s article?

    “we must engage with the community”, “the p********ni community”, “the muzzie community”?

    I hate that word, it’s just fannying around. Why can’t they just say “immigrunts”, “p*******nis” and “muzzies” respectively?

  82. 82
    Schrödinger's tWat says:

    oh it’s MUCH funnier now little doggie Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

  83. 83
    Dave's Poodle Army says:

    I see you’re still sucking Cameron’s cock little doggie
    at least spit out his jizz before talking such tedious wank

  84. 84
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    @cg: You were a dickless wonder, even at the pre-op stage.

  85. 85
    Piggy Dave says:

    David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later

    David Cameron revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.

    Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.

  86. 86
    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s not me, it’s some tiresome troll using my name.

  87. 87
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I understand from friends in Tooting that he is known as Sad C*nt locally.

  88. 88
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    So Tessa Tickles now gets the sockpuppet treatment from the sick man of Guildford.

  89. 89
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Create your own moniker, fucktard.

  90. 90
    Tessa Tickles (the real one) says:

    I’m glad it’s not fooled everyone, CRMM.

  91. 91
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    … and Britain’s foremost scatologist should know.

  92. 92
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    We are with you all the way on this one, TT. His tired approach has failed with so many of us but he has one big disadvantage – he cannot learn from any of his all-too-many mistakes.

  93. 93
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    … and you can fuck off too.

  94. 94
    Hugh Janus says:


  95. 95
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Mr Khan, heavily implicated in the expenses scandal, does not like the sound of losing 50 MPs in constituency shake up. There should be 300 less, especially as Moscow, I mean Brussels decides so much for the powerless UK.

  96. 96
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bill. Labour already ran us out of money in their last term (hope that the word ‘last’ becomes an eternal one, in this case.)

  97. 97
    will says:

    sadiq is my MP and he has never bothered to canvass in my area despite being here for well over a decade (longer than he is MP) well itr might be because i do not fit into the catogory of the minority vote he pursues.

    He should come and visit my ward as we did return 3 labour councillors which without labour would only have 10 labour councillors. Mind you he majority was reduced as a tory ward now comes under his constituency, so hopefully next time he will be booted out if the tories get thier arse in gear and campaign properly

  98. 98
    will says:

    Sadiq should walk around tooting town centre between primark and poundland and the soon to be empty woolworths. I think he will realise that he needs to widen his circle of friends and meet the electorate rather than the vested interests who voted for him (muslim population).

    Ps Sadiq needs to be reminded that his constituency now included parts of balham, so should get out more

  99. 99
    misterned says:


  100. 100
    misterned says:

    Fuckwits like that cannot create an original name for themselves, let alone an original independent thought.

    We regulars recognise the true Tessa Tickles through the subject matter you write.

  101. 101
    misterned says:

    So did LOADS of labour MPs making themselves property millionaires, at our expense, in the process.

    They used our tax-money to create their own ‘millionaires row’ on their own front bench.

  102. 102
    misterned says:


  103. 103
    misterned says:

    So the Reply link on this thread is broken again…

  104. 104
    Sadsick Cunt says:

    You want popadums with that?

  105. 105
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Typical slimy third world corrupt politician who would fit straight into the EUSSR gravy train.

  106. 106
    Tessa Tickles (the real one) says:

    Thank you. :-)

  107. 107
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Anything to keep the unemployment figures down. It’s called Keynesianism.

  108. 108
    Penfold says:

    Sadiq’s a wrong ‘un just like Vaz.

    The former will follow in the hoof prints of his mentor….

  109. 109
    lol! says:

    “.. if Labour’s to win a GE it needs to look beyond its core vote and reach out to intelligent people, too”

    Best line of 2011 so far

  110. 110
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Newest thread : http://order-order.com/2011/01/06/coalition-colours/

  111. 111
    Mr Patel says:

    Still not as unpopular as Oil Vaz. Are they related?

  112. 112
    Rat's arse says:

    Don’t they all play the race card ? Baroness Uddin is another piece of work, but nothing has been done about prosecuting her. I wonder why?

  113. 113
    Rat's arse says:

    Don’t worry Tess, we know it’s not you. Your blogs make sense – the imposter is posting shite.

  114. 114
    Big Boy says:

    That crooked lying cheating bastard Ali Desai has the low down on Sadig khan. The truth will out,hopefully.
    Why does’nt H.M.investigative media have any interest in this rotten relatioship??? Are they frit??

  115. 115
    William Shatner says:


  116. 116
    Richard Timney says:

    Look at Jacqui Smith. A twat twat

  117. 117
    Ruth Kelly's Flood says:

    I taught him all he needs to know about filling in his expenses

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    No, but they would with Proportional Representation. To get that we need to win the referendum on AV. If we don’t Labour and the Conservatives will just say the British people don’t care about electoral reform.

  119. 119
    Ed H says:

    “I think, more importantly, I am a father, a husband, a Tooting boy, I’m a Londoner, I’m British, I’m Asian, I’m a Muslim. The same list could be said about anyone.”

    Everything except “I’m English”.

  120. 120
    George says:

    When you are in, you are in but when you are out it is lonely!!

  121. 121
    BlondsLoveChild says:

    I don’t think it really helps when your mosque urges local muslims not to vote for the other candidates because they are the wrong kind of muslims; you don’t take action when the other candidates get locked into a public meeting because of death threats because they think you are the wrong kind of muslims; that you pretend not to know about radical preachers visiting your mosque.

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