January 6th, 2011

Economics 101

Writing behind the paywall for mass appeal, Ed Miliband told the Times this morning that: “Labour is not to blame for Britain’s debt mountain and accuses David Cameron of peddling a “great deceit” about the previous Government’s record to pursue a damaging programme of cuts.”

He claims:

“What is this deceit? It is that the deficit was caused by chronic overspending rather than a global financial crisis that resulted in recession and a calamitous collapse in tax revenues.”

Last time he made such absurd claims the Spectator provided Red Ed with this handy graph. Perhaps he could explain then why the last government was spending more than it was bringing in from 2002?

If he gets stuck perhaps he could ask Alan Johnson…


429 Comments

  1. 1
    smoggie says:

    C’mon Ed….spill!

    • 16
      What is this deceit? LOL!! says:

    • 37
      Anonymous says:

      The results were better than prediction but with cuts it is becoming worse. Only way out of this is high inflation, printing money, low interest rate and low salary increase. Other countries even with higher debt as a % of GDP is growing, Singapore 15%. But we are debating whether we are going to have double dip or not.

      Just look at BP they cut expense and fuck the company. BP though the company will be valued more with cuts but the reverse happened. Just look at the prison where there were few guards, look at how much it is going to cost to rebuild what was burnt.

      • 41
        Aesop o'Sardis says:

        So, don’t rebuild it. Let the arseholes live in the squalor they have created!

        • 48
          Tessa Tickles says:

          Oops, you beat me to it.

        • 51
          Anonymous says:

          These arseholes will just go in and out as they like, when they are out they will be rubbing people near by. These arseholes might even sue the government and get compensation for keeping them under bad conditions.

        • 60
          loony lefty libcons says:

          not to worry … fat Ken will let all the criminals out anyway … libcons are soft on crime and soft on the causes of crime …

      • 44
        Tessa Tickles says:

        “look at how much it is going to cost to rebuild what was burnt.”

        Solution: don’t rebuild what was burnt.

        The lags burned the roof, let them sleep under the stars with Mr J Frost.

        • 67
          Fat Ken and his Jazz Mags says:

          Good thing I won’t be locking all those criminals up any more.

        • 317
          Cynical-old-bag says:

          …or let the lags labour for the builders as part of their sentence for burning it down.

          It isn’t rocket science, is it!

      • 50
        smoggie says:

        Deliberate high inflation to devalue hard working families’ saving? They tried that in the Weimar Republic and ended up with Mr Hitler. They have it in Zimbabwe and have Mr Mugabe.

        BP’s problem can be put down to using American personnel and contractors. All fucking cowboys. The “cuts” (not that I know of any having worked for BP for 15 years) had fuck all to do with the Gulf disaster.

        • 112
          Postlethwaite says:

          It was all part of the CVP (Capital Value Process, Process, Process, Process . . .)

          That BP?

          Process over experience did not help BP much, did it?

        • 118
          Anonymous says:

          This is what they did even after WWII in all the countries including USA and UK; high inflation low interest rate. This is what they are doing now, it is the only option (just look at Osborne, he always talk about low interest rate and how successful he is on keeping interest low). Just look at interest rates paid for the war bonds.

          Gulf disaster happened due to cuts.

      • 417
        Sir Oswald the thrifty says:

        “Other countries even with higher debt as a % of GDP is growing, ”

        And some (Greece, Zimbabwe etc.) are completely f**ked.

        Other countries with a much smaller national debt (austrialia and nz) are also growing.

      • 423
        Comparethemeerkatsarse says:

        Double dip? That is so 2010. We’re talking triple dip pal!

    • 121
      anonymouse says:

      Has old toenails been sacked, his last blog was 22nd December.

      • 172
        Jeremy Taxman says:

        The BBC always gives its overpaid presenters very long holidays to coincide with school terms. It takes a long time to travel to and from their Caribbean and Indian Ocean luxury holidays (courtesy of the licence fee payers).

      • 397
        Fubar Saunders says:

        Fucking hope so. Useless workshy censorial bastard that he is.

    • 126
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      If you use your imagination, you could pretend that Denier Ed had become elected PM at a point in the future. After QE of 1000% of GDP had been created overnight, the international markets react appropriately and the inevitable happens: A jet lands at Heathrow with the IMF aboard.

      Cue Ed at Downing Street interviewed by the BBC: “No! Of course it is not the IMF! Who started that one off? It is the board of Disney come to create a new theme park.”

      • 243
        David Cameron says:

        Good thing I stopped QE.

        Oh that’s right, I didn’t and I’m keeping it going.

        • 258
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you David Cameron’s sockpuppet. Just in case anyone wasn’t aware.

          The fact is that no QE has been instigated by the coalition – yet.

          We will have to see whether it happens – and it might …

          Nevertheless, don’t let the facts get in the way of your crack-induced rantings, you senseless prat.

          • Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

            Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a Belgian nonce who said on this site that he would “love to get his hands on a child”. Just in case anyone wasn’t aware.

            And your weasel words fool nobody you Belgian nonce. They didn’t start it but they supported it and have given the BoE Governor their blessing to keep it going if and when he decides to.

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Unlike you to give any credit, “… they didn’t start it …”. Crack must be bad today.

            And the risible words, “… but they supported it …”. They had no option, you spastic. What were the coalition supposed to do? Write it off?

            Go see a shrink.

          • Can't remember he's a Belgain nonce says:

            “They had no option”

            WRONG!

            I know you don’t actually live here you Belgian scumbag but try getting your facts right.

            October 2010

            George Osborne last night signalled that he would back a request for a fresh wave of money creation from the Bank of England if Threadneedle Street felt it was needed to boost growth.

            Amid signs that the economy has cooled since its strong growth in the spring, the City believes the Bank may seek to join the US Federal Reserve in reviving its quantitative easing programme after this month’s tough public spending announcement.

            Osborne, attending the annual meetings of the International Monetary Fund and World Bank in Washington, said he would support any call from Mervyn King, the Bank governor, for more QE.

            Note the words “support” and “back” you thick cun’t.
            Which proves just how retarded and full of shit you are.
            Go turn yourself into the Belgian police you nonce scum.

          • I can see the flecks of spunk filled spittle from here, you fucking weirdo.

            Why do you constantly refer to p*edos and nonces..? It is obviously a subject which is constantly on your mind.

            Do you dream in p*edos or something…?

          • I knew a witless gump like you would be the first in the queue to cup the balls of a Belgian nonce. You can’t help being a sick far right fuckwit who rants and foams at the mouth saying you dream of pedos while you admit they are on your mind all the time. You just can’t help telling everyone how much of a sick pervert you are.

          • Your method of argument is laughable, still it must be hard to form an answer with a 2 figure IQ.

            Do you dream in p*edos or something…?

            Go on, try and twist that again.

            The thread needs the LOLz…..

          • Cast Iron Cameron says:

          • QWERTY says:

            Gump is in grooming mode asking everyone if they dream of pedos like he does… what a sick bastard…

          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            Thanks cp and others. This weirdo gump, with his IQ of two (that high?) clearly cannot differentiate between the contingent and the actual but it got him quite excited didn’t it? The fact is that the coalition has not created any QE of its own instigation yet, although as I made clear, I fear they might.

            I hope, in respect of his obvious backwardness, that his clear p4edo preferences are restricted to his imagination, and probably also his hard drive, rather than that some poor kid is being subjected to his unhealthy advances.

            He cannot be a very happy bunny if his whole life is consumed by the creation of this drivel. Tough shit.

    • 144
      Willsteed says:

      I thay thiff is thimply not cricket.

      Daddy said I was good, Daddy said so, Daddy daddy!

    • 269
      Up sh1t creek says:

      The money’s run out – good luck !

    • 394
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      This thead has formed a life of its own … let’s give it another gentle shove …

      LABOUR ARE NOTHING – - – - – if not the party of denial.

    • 408
      Crikey. says:

      Trying to bribe the electorate doesn’t come cheap you know!

    • 429
      Hans Castorp says:

      Guido, the graph tallies exactly with Ed Miliband’s analysis. Look at it again: the deficit was actually reducing between 2004 and 2008. After that, the deficit falls because revenues go down dramatically: spending is almost right on trend levels.

      Nouriel Roubini you ain’t.

  2. 2
    Ampers says:

    Guido, you can forget a K, from either side :-)

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:

    Labour now lying anout their lies.

    • 32
      David Cameron says:

      “If you look at the effects of sales tax, it’s very regressive, it hits the poorest the hardest. It does, I absolutely promise you”

  4. 4
    Dick the Prick says:

    Frazer’s article in the Speccie is very good.

  5. 5
    Tony E says:

    Bloke’s a bloody fool. Won’t matter though, nobody will read it anyway!

    • 13
      Desperate Dan says:

      True, nobody will read it but I bet the BBC will repeat it ad nauseam without comment in the hope that the Moronic Community will take it as read.

  6. 7
    Postman Prat says:

    Is that thing what they call a graph then ??

  7. 8
    The Rights of Animals extend to how they are cooked. says:

    Miliband is so incompetent he couldn’t be trusted to tell you the time. And still 35 – 40 per cent of the electorate support Labour. When does the tipping point come at which it is simply not worth living in the UK any longer?

    • 25
      The Reds Have Come Out From Under The Bed says:

      “When does the tipping point come at which it is simply not worth living in the UK any longer?”

      …..about 14 years ago!

    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      Actually it’s been that way for most people since 1979 when the first of the line of traitor governments was elected. England is already a total shithole but it will be getting even worse before people start taking revenge on the ruling classes – but that will really be fun.

  8. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Just as well Brown and co wanted Base Rate falling to 0.5%, made it so much easier to fund their attempts to buy votes.

    It won’t look good once Base Rates start shifting upwards.

  9. 10
    EdMiliband says:

    I am not a deficit denier – there isn’t one.

  10. 11
    bergen says:

    He’s such a clown-worse than Foot,who was at least a decent fellow personally.

    The coalition must love him.What induced him to refight old defeats?

    • 14
      The Reds Have Come Out From Under The Bed says:

      “was at least a decent fellow personally.”

      …and he was always kind to his dog!

      • 100
        Dick the Prick says:

        I read somewhere that if the Nazi’s had invaded then Footy was to be despatched on a killing spree of Nazi sympathisers. Sorry, rather vague but it kinda made me think he must have been a decent bloke at heart.

    • 235
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      So decent in fact, that when one of his lefty chums raped his wife, he told her to not make a fuss and never mention it again. She duly obeyed his instruction and there after, supported his ambition to turn this country into a communist ally.

  11. 12
    The Reds Have Come Out From Under The Bed says:

    “If he gets stuck perhaps he could ask Alan Johnson…”

    Don’t ask a fucking no nothing commie postman, please.

    • 19
      Comrade Vince Cable says:

      Capitalist bastards.

      Guy Fawker said I’d be sacked by now.

      oh dear!

      • 211
        Audemus Dicere says:

        Sacked or neutered, Little Vince? I think you would have left yourself with a little more honour if you had been sacked.

    • 240
      Alan Johnson says:

      What’s twenty percent of eight? Hmm, errr, ummm, ahhh, ohhhh, hummm….

  12. 18
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    How does Red Ed actually say this rubbish with a straight face?

    Like all socialists – tell a big lie long enough & to them it becomes a “manufactured truth”.

    I suppose Red Ed feels that the future is his now that Communist China has made the first 6 billion installment on EU ownership.

    The EU, which Dave Cameron fully supports, has been thrown a Chinese lifeline to keep their commie ponzi scheme going for a little longer.

    No wonder neo communists Baroness Ashton & Emporer Barroso look so happy & smug this morning.

    • 22
      Paddy Banker says:

      Thank Dave for that lovely £7bn of your taxpayers money he gave us to bail out the Euro. Begorrah!

    • 29
      Sandra in accounts says:

      Whilst Europe slept…….I cannot believe the people of the Europe have not said a word about this Chinese takeover. It is a ponzi scheme – squeezing a few more years out of a failed federalist dream by hocking the future to China.

      We need to keep Dave Cameron and the New Conservative Party in check regarding joining the Euro – it has to be resisted at any and all cost now.

    • 30
      Backwoodsman says:

      It must be true, the bbc continually report it.

    • 367
      SarumSea says:

      and Red Ed is of course related by marriage to the good and fine Baroness

  13. 20
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    +1

  14. 23
    Sres says:

    There’s a world of political difference between “no plans to raise VAT” and “we will not raise vat”.

  15. 24
    If he gets stuck perhaps he could ask an Irish Banker... says:

    • 39
      UK Bankers - Biggest Cash Buyers of Swiss Mountain Chalets says:

      …Who is Michael Flatley?

    • 46
      Hugh Janus says:

      Excellent! Tell it like it is Paddy. Not a BBC interview however, no interruption when he was in full flow.

  16. 27
    Rh- says:

    perhaps it had quite a bit to do with getting a look at the labour govts secret books (once he became PM) where so much debt is hidden. the NAO refused to sign off labours books due to all the fiddles

  17. 33
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    You were right after all, shame you are not a Lib Dem you could have kept your job.

  18. 34
    Lefty Left Wing (Mr) says:

    Mr Brown had no plans to, although his Chancellor did.

    Mr Miliband has no plans. Period

    Mr Johnson is a bit muddled as to what the alternative would be and if it’s 60/40 40/60 20/80 or 80/20

  19. 36
    Alan Postman says:

    If he gets stuck perhaps he could ask Alan Johnson…

    erm.. Ok. Lets study that graph in detail..
    Lets see.. blue line..blue line..is it like wiring a plug? That’s the Neutral revenue then..So red is live. which must be income …so ..I’ve got it Ed. the yellow bar is the Earth!

    • 96
      Engineer says:

      No, Alan, it’s First Class, Second Class and Special Delivery. (Oh, and by the way, it’s not First Class, Second Class and kick-it-under-the-bench.)

  20. 40
    Liebour's Legacy says:

  21. 49
    Banker Wanker says:

    Because we are blameless and toryboys love to lick our boots.

  22. 54
    Engineer says:

    It didn’t, however, shoot up to planned levels of near 100% of GDP (as it is planned to in 2014), and we didn’t have all the off-balance sheet extras like PFI which multiplied heavily under the last government.

    • 105
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      It is off into the stratosphere, Engineer. I do not believe it can ever be got back. The current timidity enforces my view.

      • 113
        Engineer says:

        About the only decent solution I can envisage is a lengthy, sustained period of high growth combined with firm restraint on public expenditure, and a concerted effort to use the proceeds of growth to pay down debt. Human nature and world economic uncertainties being what they are, I’m not holding my breath.

        • 135
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Even if this Utopian situation were to occur, however many years would it take to pay the debt down at its present level? (Include off-balance sheet stuff for reality.) Fifty years, maybe?

        • 150
          Engineer says:

          Quite. It’s a more palatable solution that inflating out of trouble, that’s all.

          In practice, I suspect that the management of the national economy is going to have to adjust to servicing high debt levels and allowing controlled inflation to slowly erode the debt. The lessons will be forgotten in about a political generation’s time, unfortunately, and spending will start to creep up again.

          On a personal level, it means working harder for longer and finding reasonably inflation-resistant savings vehicles. For those of us on relatively modest incomes, that’s a hard ask.

        • 174
          misterned says:

          How long to pay off the debt?

          6 months. Just get us out of the EU. Take back the power to create money from the bankers and give it to the elected Parliament. electronically create enough Government issued notes to pay off the debt and then close the bank of England. Then we should Execute the central bankers then transfer to a new system of sound interest free money regulated by population size and national need, to create just enough money in circulation to have a low inflation, debt-free economy.

          Radical, and simple.

        • 212
          next tranche of QE expected soon says:

          And how much do you think all the quantitative easing is going to cost us? Think that’s free do you?

        • 213
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          Hmmmm, misterned. Sounds rather like the Nicolae Ceauşescu school of economics.

    • 131
      Economics 101 says:

      Dont talk shit all your life.

      PFI and PPP are still there and Cameron is already planning super costly new computer schemes with EDS using them.

      • 160
        Engineer says:

        Piss off, Troll. Your lot fucked the economy; you’ve got no right to sneer at others.

        • 197
          Caught talking shit again Engineer says:

          Go fuck yourself you Cameron lickspittle.
          Brown and New Labour are as big a bunch of cun’ts as your lot you spineless Party poodle.

        • 216
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          @ Caught talking etc.: No one listens to you, bed wetter.

        • 236
          Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

          And who’s going to listen to a Belgian nonce scumbag like you who said on this blog that he’d “love to get hold of a young child” ?

        • 247
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          You confuse child abuse with mercy killing. But then you confuse anything. Piss off, you chemical toilet outpouring.

        • 274
          Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

          So now you want to KILL young children you filthy nonce scumbag.
          Time to stop digging yourself deeper you Belgian abomination.

        • 346
          concrete cunt says:

          What a sad, lonely prat you are smongcrete tat!

          You are a wonderful example of everything that is shit in Great Shitland!

        • 383
          Can't remember my moniker says:

          You interpret my remarks exactly how you please, mate.

          You normally do anyway. If you don’t like your own interpretation, you are always free to go and complain to the authorities.

          They will end up locking you up in all probability.

  23. 55
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Perhaps he could ask Liam for his explanation…..tossers the lot of ‘em!

  24. 56
    Greenhouse maker says:

    Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. You’re ignoring all Liebore’s off balance sheet expenditure, such as PFI. The government’s true position deteriorated badly under Labour – never mind the raiding of pension funds which buggered private savers as well.

  25. 58
    nimeataur says:

    if ded ed believes that then we are in te trouble the u.k had 75% of credit card debt in europe . house price inflation and goverment over spend plus a game of financial roulette played between newyork and london to prove who was top dog . ask the continentals where the rot started and they’ll tell you ed milliband is either a delusional liar or a complete incompetant, take your pick. trouble is the electorate egged on by idiot coulmnists like kevin maguire actually believe it -any way who cares whose to blame were in debt and thats an end of it unless of course he doesnt believe that either

  26. 65
    Ed talks total b*ll*cks but then again what's new ?? says:

    The UK entered the Global banking crisis with a structural deficit;weak financial regulation and a booming unsustainable consumer credit boom all created by Brown’s incompetent mis-management of the UK economy for the 10 years he was Chancellor…the Global banking crisis merely made a bad situation a lot worse.

    So every time a Labour “shill” in the media or elsewhere tells you that the spending cuts;unemployment,VAT rise etc are the fault of the Coalition it’s a downright lie…there is only one man responsible for the UK’s economic disaster and that is Gordon Brown . The Labour Party and a lot of the present shadow cabinet also were to blame for letting Brown loose on the economy without stopping him even though they knew he was “mad,bad and dangerous” as one ex-Labour Minister fondly told the media after the election….. so let’s hear no more of this nonsense from Brown’s economic policy adviser…one Mr Ed Miliband shall we ??

  27. 68
    Red Ed says:
  28. 70
    streamfisher says:

    The Global financial crisis that did not however greatly effect China, India, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, most of Scandinavia, Hong Kong, Brazil, Russia…got about 3/4 of the globe there by population and land mass.

  29. 72
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Oh do fuck off and get your own moniker.

    What’s the matter, little socialist? Do I scare you?

  30. 75
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Guido – can you block this twits IP address, please?

  31. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t confuse the Guido’s gaydos with facts.

  32. 87
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And why where so many countries unaffected ?

  33. 88
    Mike Hunt says:

    “Repeat a lie often enough and some people will believe it”: at last we know what is written on their used-to-be blank sheet of paper.

    The stupidity cunts, and their mouthpeice the BBC is simply staggering.

  34. 97
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    McRuin was the mastermind behind the de-regulation of mortgages allowing NINJA’s access to 125% mortgages – all in the name of equality, so that everyone, regardless of their income, savings or feckless fiscal history, could get on board the housing ladder & feed the bad debt housing crisis bubble that was bound to result from his lunacy.

    McRuin destroyed the equity in Britains private pensions by taxing them into poverty.

    McRuin sold the British Gold Reserve at rock bottom pricves AFTER telling the market he was going to sell.

    McRuin kept billions in taxpayer liability off the books through corrupt practices – such as PFI.

    McRuin skewed the rules regarding borrowing – allowing Labour to turn the british working class into welfare junkies in order to support their immigration target – a target that was meant to import Labour voters to change the demographic of Great Britain forever.

    And finally, like all Labour leaders before him, when he had spent all the money, taxed all he could, borrowede to the hilt he resorted to turning on the priniting presses.

    Sall I continue Tom – or is the reality buzzkilling your high?

    • 115
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

      Thank you, M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mister Squeaker, I commend all my Budgets to the bin House

      • 122
        John Major's Face Full of Curry says:

        I recommend a strong smelling curry.

        Oh yes!

        • 182
          Anonymous Misogynist says:

          @RRW (Mrs).

          “McRuin was the mastermind behind the deregulation of mortgages allowing NINJA’s access to 125% mortgages – all in the name of equality.”

          The original mastermind of this plan was President Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton continued with it and George ‘Dubya’ was left with no alternative but to implement it.

          McRuin was correct when he said ,”it started in America.”

          The only masterminding McRuin did was to sell the gold and I have to thank him for his announcements.

        • 215
          All NeoCons are Fuckwits says:

          “George ‘Dubya’ was left with no alternative but to implement it.”

          Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaa!!!

    • 127
      Engineer says:

      +1. Excellent summary.

    • 132
      The Bankers says:

      +1. Excellent excuses.

      • 158
        Gordon Brown says:

        Yes, evil nasty bankers forced me to borrow more than I was taking in tax revenue, from 2002 to 2010.

        Evil nasty bankers made me do it.

  35. 98
    arse-face says:

    David Camerons face looks like an arse with some eyes on it.

  36. 99
    toryboys love their Hague Pride says:

  37. 101
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    I refer the supporter of Bolivian nasal products to my post above.

    • 140
      David Cameron says:

      but enough about me and George

      sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff !!!+++!! Top hole old chap!

  38. 104
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bollocks , Education = Fucked , Nhs = morgated to the hilt , Iraq, Lisbon treaty .

    You are meant to serve us , Not other way round , now fuck off !

  39. 110
    Old geezer says:

    Before the 2005 election, the IMF was chriticising the Govts borrowing. The msm would not report this as it might have affected Labour’s chances at the election. just shows how bent they are, and the BBC still is.

    Just a serious comment for a change!

  40. 117
    Dave Ward says:

    Maybe its you who needs to get back in the lecture theatre guido. Take a look at the borrowing line up to 2008.

    Before that spending increased but so did tax receipts.

    • 217
      misterned says:

      “Before that spending increased but so did tax receipts.”

      Because of the trillions of pounds flying around the banking and finance sector as the international fraudulent mortgage backed ponzi schemes accelerated out of control.

      Had labour had the intelligence, wisdom and courage to issue effective and appropriate regulation, then the ponzi scheme would not have had as much ability to gain traction here.

      As a down side of that for labour, IF they had not relied upon the finance sectors ponzi schemes, then the tax revenue would have been lower, far fewer people would have been able to be conned into taking out un-needed mortgages to use extra equity as luxury income, because property prices would not have increased as far, or as fast, and the economy would have slowed far sooner, robbing Brown of being able to claim credit for the longest consecutive quarters run of growth figures, (which started in 1993 under the tories). We would have gone into a recession sooner, but it would not have been as deep, or for as long.

  41. 119
    Et tu Boris? says:

    Happy New Year Dave, from Boris: London Mayor attacks PM over migration cap and 50p tax

    Boris Johnson today fired a broadside at David Cameron – with a warning that Government policy on tax and immigration risks harming the economic recovery.
    In a New Year warning to the Prime Minister, Mr Johnson said retaining the 50p top rate of tax would make the British economy ‘uncompetitive’.

    • 167
      retardEd Miliband says:

      I will not only keep the 50pc top rate of tax, I’ll make it permanent. Even if we don’t actually need the money – I’ll just think of new things to piss it away on.

      • 249
        George Osborne says:

        Too late Ed. I’ve already said it’s permanent.

        • 299
          retardEd Miliaband says:

          No, you haven’t.

          When it comes to wrecking the economy, I’m your man. That’s why even Labour didn’t vote for me as leader.

        • 325
          ANOTHER FUCKWIT CAUGHT TALKING ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS. Ha ha ha ha ha!! says:

          20 per cent VAT is here for good: Osborne’s warning as tax rise leaves shoppers bewildered

          The Chancellor said this week’s controversial sales tax rise from 17.5 per cent to 20 per cent – which has triggered anger from small business leaders and confusion in shops – was a ‘permanent’ move

          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344191/

          Oh dear! Looks like you’re full of shit you lying fucking retard.

  42. 123
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-01-06/u-k-s-osborne-to-call-on-eu-to-bolster-banks-reserves-to-aid-in-recovery.html

    “The eurozone must follow the logic of the single currency and stand more convincingly behind the euro,” – Chamcellor George Osborne

    Blue Labour out.

  43. 124
    Joss Taskin says:

    ‘Fares are through the roof, travellers ( sic ) will be expected to pay through the nose’.

    Is this the latest variation of the Oyster card ?

  44. 130
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s Sue’s fault, I blame her

  45. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Labour inherited a benign economy that was pretty much balanced, running smoothly, and was properly regulated.

    They then put all the regulation in the bin.

    After a few more years, they put the tory spending plans in the bin too, and then Labour had an annual structural deficit of around £50billion for many consecutive years throughout a period of economic “growth” and following/during one of the longest stable and most benign economic periods in our history.

    So, despite the economy growing during many consecutive years, and there not being a deficit to begin with, they somehow still built up a debt of about half a trillion BEFORE the crisis even hit.

    Labour’s believed that as we had a labour government, the economic cyle was somehow never going to occur while they were in power.

    They not only refused to “fix the roof while the sun was shining”, but their entire economic policy was based on their belief that “it’ll never rain ever again while we’re in power”

    This was not just irresponsible, it was mathematically nonsensical, and just plain mad.

    • 139
      David Cameron says:

      I would have put in strong regulation against the bankers and so would all my predecessors.

      ONLY JOKING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

      • 145
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        actully , If you check hansard the tories did warn Labour about changing the regulation when they took the power away from the Bank of England and gave it to the FSA .

        • 162
          pull the other one chum says:

          if you check Hansard from Hague to IDS to Howard to Cameron they all argued for less regulation of the banks and the city

        • 193
          misterned says:

          They argued for more appropriate regulation, effective regulation that would protect savers, investors, prevent fraud, but not act like a millstone around the banking industry’s neck.

        • 218
          lolol says:

          but not act like a millstone around the banking industry’s neck.

          God forbid!

    • 161
      Anonymous says:

      Labour also seemed to believe that not only would economic growth never stop/reduce, but also that the rate of growth would increase exponentially to always end up being above whatever spending plans they came up with.

      ie their attitude was “I’ll spent an extra 5% this year, even though growth is only 2%, because next year we reckon growth will be 7%” – they just increased their growth forecasts to match their spending plans every year, rather than changing their spending plans to match actual growth.

      Their whole economic foundation was based on completely insane ideas that simply defy all logic/reason.

      You can’t spend more than you earn forever, just expecting that your income will magically rise exponentially forever to cover all your debt.

      Brown/Labour are/were all mad, and I’ll never forgive them for carrying out policies that were so clearly/blatently totally insane.

      Brown/Labour are economic terrorists.

      • 183
        retardEd Miliband says:

        You can spend more than you earn, forever. That’s what we did. You just keep ploughing taxes back into the economy to create growth, which you tax, and spend, ad infinitum, and it works like a charm. No more bust, ever.

        Also, you can put a dynamo on an electric car, so as the car moves it recharges itself and never goes flat, ever.

        I’m a genius.

      • 267
        Smig says:

        Muh-muh-muh-mister Speaker it is with great joy that Ingsoc can proclaim an increase in the chocolate ration from 35g to 28g per person! This is an amazing increase of minus one bazillion percent!

  46. 136
    Anonymous says:

    I was going to point out how Balls was Brown’s adviser from 1994 onwards, and Chief Economic Adviser to HM Treasury from 1999 to 2004. But F**k it, why bother? Anyone who is prepared to believe Balls probably won’t be interested in his hand in the huge cash burn under Nu Lab.

  47. 137
    David Cameron says:

    Today I will mostly be eating President Obama’s shit over BP.

  48. 138
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Anyway , Just 3 wickets needed for a 3-1 win . Its great to see the Aussies so depressed ……….

  49. 142
    Aesop o'Sardis says:

    …but they underspent on one key commitment – defence. They refused to provide proper equipment for our people to defend themselves in wars that were started by Labour government in support of an immoral US government.

    In my view, the parliamentary Labour party is a treasonous cabal of incompetent egomaniac idiots who belong in prison cells – or suspended from gibbets.

    Their ritualistic lies about the economy pale in to insignificance in comparison to their treachery.

    • 214
      Anonymous Misogynist says:

      Remember this;

      These are the IMF warnings which give the lie to Labour’s protestations of innocence:

      1) Dec 2003 IMF gives Brown borrowing warning

      2) Sep 2005 IMF report warning over £1 trillion mountain of debt

      3) Sep 2005 Brown besieged over growth and borrowing plans

      4) Dec 2005 IMF fires new warning over Britain’s finances

      5) Sep 2006 IMF warns over possible UK property crash

      6) Oct 2007 IMF report UK house market is ‘heading for crash’

      7) Apr 2008 IMF: UK vulnerable to US-style housing slump

      • 222
        Austerity Works! says:

        1) 2009 Ireland do everything the IMF tells them to do

        2) 2010 Ireland is a bank*upt basket case economy taking UK taxpayers cash for a £7bn bailout

        • 239
          Anonymous Misogynist says:

          Prevention is better than cure..

        • 246

          What a twat.
          Can’t tell the difference between a warning and a necessity.

        • 319

          ^cowardly twat alert^

        • 340
          Anonymous Misogynist says:

          @ Austerity Works….You better hope it does..!!

          GORDON’S ECONOMIC RECORD FROM 1997 to 2010.

          Govt Borrowing from £27 bn to £163 bn
          Govt Debt from £347 bn to £799 bn
          Growth from +3.3% to -5.0%
          Inflation from 1.9% to 3.0%
          Personal Debt from £492 bn to £1,460 bn
          Health Spending from £43 bn to £119 bn
          Education from £38 bn to £161 bn
          Unemployment from 2.23 mil to 2.45 mil
          Average House prices from £55k to £161k

        • 420
          Georgeous George says:

          But that is only a once off loan which will be repaid. Northern Ireland on the other hand takes £7 billion yearly which will never be seen again

  50. 145
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    So Ed is admitting they’re only partly responsible? LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And while we’re on the subject of snot, what about all those Swine Flu vaccines that the labour liars bought. Nice of them to buy them all from a friendly labour-hood donor….

    • 165
      Banker Wanker says:

      Frightful isn’t it ? They’ll be saying we had something to do with it next.

      • 297
        Gordon Brown says:

        Big boy nasty bankers made me rack up £4.8trllion in de*bt. Big boy nasty bankers made me hire 700,000 non-job civil servants that we can’t afford. And they made me sell the gold and wreck the pensions.

        I tried to stop them, but they were big boys.

        • 307
          David Cameron says:

          Big boy nasty bankers made me match Labours spending plans. Big boy nasty bankers made me support two catastrophic wars that we can’t afford. And they made me so shit I couldn’t even win a majority against a twat like Brown.

          I tried to stop them, but they were big boys.

  51. 151

    Been reading ‘The Crash’ have we?

    Quick review

    “I did everything right.. It started in America and it was n’ae to do wi’ me… I did everything right..The right way to pay down debt is to consolidate your debt into one unmanageable loan that you leave for the next government.. Did I mention I did everything right? ..Oh..And the credit crunch was nothing to do with me..Oh..final chapter..I did everything right and anything bad was someone’s fault, but not mine.”

    • 164
      Sue says:

      F*ck off Brown, don’t blame me.

    • 179
      Banker Wankers says:

      Quick review

      We’ve got all your money tacpaying oiks

    • 361
      Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

      New Year salutations Bill,

      I have indeed read the full horror from cover to cover.

      How the man has not been sectioned is a complete mystery.

      If only we had a free press in Great Britain to take him to pieces with some real forensic journalism.

      But a free press requires a free country, & we are not that in this post democratic age.

  52. 152
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Just read Red Ed’s piffle on The Times site. Forty three comments so far, practically all of them calling the son of Brown a compete Deficit Denier.

    • 421
      Georgeous George says:

      Masterstroke by Rupert M’s minions to make it look like going behind the paywall is worthwhile.

  53. 154
    EdMiliband says:

    I will be on Wadio 2 shortly.
    The pwoducers will ensure that only nice qwestions are asked so don’t bother phoning in wight wingers!

  54. 156
    Alaqn Philip Bonggg says:

    Duped again, first by the Iraq dossier and then by Labour finance figures. Too trusting methinks.

  55. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Others have pointed out, quite rightly, that spending was higher than the chart shows but IMO the revenue figures are also dodgy, as quite a lot of the incomings were never sustainable. Accelerating tax payments is a one off, as is money brought in from asset sales. Even stamp duty and VAT contain a one-off element if the money spent comes out of (longish-term) private borrowings or the running down of private savings. The savings ratio and the balance of payments deficits are key indicators of overall financial health that are harder to massage than government figures for its revenues and expenditure —- and both signals have been flashing red for years.

    • 168
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

      The two Eds ( Balls and noBalls ) told me to put some of the spending items ‘ off balance sheet ‘.

      They said they got the idea from Fred Goodwin, so I knighted him for services to banking.

  56. 166
    Spook says:

    A quick look at the figures confirms that, until the crash hit in September 2008, the levels of red ink were manageably low. The budget of 2007 estimated Britain’s structural deficit – that chunk of the debt that won’t be mopped up by growth – at 3% of gross domestic product. At the time, the revered Institute for Fiscal Studies accepted that two-thirds of that sum comprised borrowing for investment, leaving a black hole of just 1% of GDP. If the structural deficit today has rocketed close to 8%, all that proves is that most of it was racked up dealing with the banking crisis and subsequent slump – with only a fraction the result of supposed Labour profligacy. After all, even the Tories would have had to pay out unemployment benefit.

    • 175
      Joss Ayinglike says:

      Under the Tories though, we might not have had such an enormous ‘client base’.

      • 185
        reality check says:

        the lions share of welfare is pensions

        • 236
          Joss Ayinglike says:

          Almost identical percentage. No ?

          http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/#ukgs302a

          • Joss Ayinglike says:

            Most, not all, pensioners have ‘paid in’ for many years.

          • reality check says:

            pensions is welfare so you have to cut up that welfare slice into child benefit and all the rest and pensions is still bigger than all other welfare spending put together… hence – the lions share

          • Joss Ayinglike says:

            As I read the pie chart, pensions cost 18% of total government spending and welfare costs 17%. Sorry to sound like Alan Johnson but there’s scarcely any difference and it could be fairly argues that ( most ) pensioners have contributed.

          • David Cameron says:

            total welfare spending apart from pensions is 17% which includes child benefit, unemployment disability and every other welfare cost
            pensions is still part of the welfare budget but so big is it that they gave it it’s own slice
            other welfare gets paid through NI and other contributions, not just pensions

  57. 171
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    “If he gets stuck perhaps he could ask Alan Johnson…”

    That’s funny.

    • 391
      simon r says:

      The only monetary question that Alan could ever answer for you is ‘Should this parcel have a 1st class stamp or does it need more than that?’

  58. 177
    Spank Sinatra says:

    DeadEd dying on Radio 2 – worth a listen.

  59. 186
    Gordon Brown says:

    today, I will be Gibraltar

  60. 187
    Sadsick Cunt says:

    Everyone in Tooting loves me.

  61. 189
    David Cameron says:

    Today I will be bailing out the Euro.

  62. 190
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I be chancellor again?

    • 201
      Great British Public says:

      Please re-arrange the following words into a well-known phrase or saying:-

      OFF FUCK RIGHT

    • 224
      Great British Public says:

      Please re-arrange the following words into a well-known phrase or saying:-

      YOU WHO ARE AGAIN ?

  63. 192
    Gordon Brown says:

    my nurse has different size feet from me

    • 284
      Nurse Botha says:

      …..yes, dear. And my balls are somewhat larger than yours. Now stop humping the sofa and get back into bed, Mr Brown.

  64. 196
    Anonymous says:

    When we went into recession in 91/92 it was approx 26% of GDP. As a result of all the tough decisions made during the 80′s we were better placed to ride through that recession and emerge relatively unscathed. We should aim for debt to be less than 25% of gdp but I don’t expect to see it lower than 40% again during my lifetime, certainly not with these crypto lefties in charge. We’re locked into a spiral of decline and I don’t see anyone capable of leading us out of it.

  65. 206
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just hit Sarah with a Nokia. She deserved it. She said she wanted a pay rise for being my beard.

    • 422
      Georgeous George says:

      The day we met I knew I needed you so
      and if I had the chance I’d never let you go
      So won’t you say you love me
      I’ll make you so proud of me
      We’ll make them turn their heads every place we go

      So won’t you please be my, be my beard
      Be my little beard my one and only beard
      Say you’ll be my darling be my, be my beard
      Be my beard my one and only beard

      I’ll make you my happy beard
      Just wait and see
      For every kiss you give me
      I’ll give you three
      Oh since the day I saw you
      I have been waiting for you
      You know I will adore me till eternity

      So won’t you please be my, be my beard
      Be my little beard my one and only beard
      Say you’ll be my darling be my, be my beard
      Be my beard my one and only beard

  66. 207
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So Labours policy for the boom , Thier own geniues , And Labours following policy for the bust was someone else ?

    But i thought they had abolished Boom and Bust ?

  67. 208
    DUDLEY ZO says:

    Eds a fuckwitt

    Labour were like a Birmingham “property developer”

    Loads of cash coming in from a wank eyed fucktard imaginary business

  68. 223
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Jeremy Vine to Ed, the only thing the public know about you is “He’s the guy who shafted his brother.”"

  69. 225
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m free

    • 234
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Not quite , I think the bill you left us was about 4 trillion……

    • 330
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Glad to hear it. You’re not worth a brass farthing any more.

  70. 226
    David Cameron says:

    I give you my cast iron promise that William Hague is as heterosexual as George Osborne.

  71. 228
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Like India, China,Australia etc which didn’t go into recession or all the other G20 economies that came out of recession before the UK?

    • 254

      No…NO!..NO!
      Spain didn’t and they are in the G20..because Gordon said they were!
      He should know, with that massive brain of his that saved us all.

      • 283
        Spanish Banker says:

        We’re looking forward to your Mr Osborne bailing us out for many billions.

  72. 233
    bob says:

    Poor old ~Ed the delusions have already started then

  73. 238
    William Gaygue thinks Marriage is an important institution says:

  74. 242
    Spank Sinatra says:

    That man is a disaster………let’s hope he continues to get maximum airtime hahahahaha

  75. 250
    Tom Badwind says:

    Ed, this is ME on the radio now. SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGIBLE ??

  76. 251
    Anonymous says:

    He shafted his brother and would shaft the country given the chance.

  77. 253
    Smig says:

    “They repaid debt rapidly 1997 – 2002″
    Bull. They paid out on Gilts and then pushed new debts into PFI. Then didn’t include PFI as part of the overall liabilities.

    “One no bigger than the Tories ran through most of their terms in office.”
    In order to put right the economic folly instigated by the previous Labour government.

    “If you don’t like UK treasury data go ask the EU”
    The same EU that can’t even do it’s own maths and sign off it’s accounts for the umpteenth year running. No thanks.

    Labour ALWAYS runs out of everybody elses money. Fact.

  78. 255
    Audemus Dicere says:

    @ Fake Tessa:

    We have heard of the facts alright. It is a great shame that you seem intent on ignoring and/or distorting them to suit the revisionist agenda of your little master RedEd.

    You have totally ignored the blatant misuse of off balance sheet funding methods to manipulate the debt figures precisely so that you can spout the garbage that you do. You refer to a “massive mandate to spend money improving public services”. It may have escaped your attention, but that does not equate to a mandate to p*ss vast sums of “money” (“created” simply by the means of mortgaging the future of every net taxpayer in the country for ever) up the wall without producing any net benefit to the country whatsoever. You ignore the fact that the so-called “massive mandates” were only created through blatant gerrymandering, deliberately engineered postal vote fraud and through hosing vast sums of other people’s money at a captive client state and favoured “special groups” in return for votes.

    You should be totally ashamed that you are even willing to attempt (through deception and inaccuracy) to defend and support the very people who, between 1997 and 2010 consistently, deliberately and in a calculated manner set out to destroy this country not only economically but constitutionally, socially and morally.

    You, Sir or Madam, should hang your head in shame. You, and every single one of your colleagues who served in any capacity in Blair and Brown’s governments are, without exception, disgraceful.

  79. 256
    StretchMarx says:

    LOL. Caller to Vine show: Hello David.

  80. 259
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    They must be turning cartwheels in Downing Street. Red Ed was absolutely dire.

  81. 261
    Observer says:

    This graph explains things perfectly. Every taxpayer should be issued with it.

    • 277
      South of the M4 says:

      Brown and Mili Ed were good at tractor stats. To the uninitiated, their counter-story about whose fault it was is believable. The country’s finances were arranged to hide their duplicity so that is no surprise. Thus, there will always be ~30% of the voters who will believe them. It will take a decade to eradicate this view.

      So, this government must push ahead with Gove’s reforms, progress to re-structure teacher training colleges, end the illegal funding of unions with tax payers money, get a grip with the endemic political bias of the BBC and, for FFS, get better at putting the why across as well as the what.

      • 407
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Lopping the treacherous vermin at the BBC should have been priority one.
        It makes no sense whatsoever to fund your enemies propaganda arm. Worse still, to fund it from the proceeds of extortion.
        But then, Cameron is too busy being a ‘progressive’ to notice that to win battles, you first have to disable your enemies ability to attack you.
        Labour would never make such a grave error of judgement if the bias had been the other way around, they understand only too well, how much the BBC means to them.

  82. 265
    Jon Snot. says:

    Ed, I was willing to give you a chance, but you are completely useless.

  83. 270
    Geoff S says:

    Labour in La-La land . . . as usual.

  84. 271
    Steve Miliband says:

    I normally expect a Labourite to get an easy ride on a BBC programme.
    However Ed Miliband had another car crash on Radio 2 today.

    • 387
      Tron says:

      That was the first time I ever heard a BBC journalist bring up the deficit BEFORE the crash. Labour always get away with blaming the Tory Bankers ! Vine did well.

  85. 273
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , Just fat.

  86. 275
    Ivan says:

    is it a coincidence that spending started to exceed receipts in 2002/2003 just at the time of the General Election ?

    • 373

      It was that ambush by a real person on Tony Blair. Remember..outside the hospital..
      After that Blair told Gordoom to turn on the taps.
      When he said to turn them down a bit in 2005 Gordoom just pulled the entire sink out of the wall and did a little dance amongst the spouting water and masonry.

      Sharron Storer, 2001.

      Really, and I know its tough on the poor old girl, but she is indirectly responsible for the UK’s debt.

  87. 276
    no more boom and bust says:

    “Perhaps he could explain then why the last government was spending more than it was bringing in from 2002?”

    Easy, because a nutter was in charge of the economy.

  88. 278
    Desperate Dan says:

    He hasn’t just got a blank face and a blank sheet of paper. He’s also got a blank brain that’s blanked out the last thirteen years of destruction and disaster. He is so lacking in ideas and verbal skills that he spends half his time pouring over Dave’s speeches and asides in opposition and pretending he thought of them himself. He’s pathetic.

    And have you noticed that every time he tells a lie his mouth goes all twisty and lopsided.

    • 286
      The Labour Party says:

      Yes, we noticed. He’s shit. That’s why we didn’t support his leadership bid and instead voted for his brother.

      If we didn’t want him, why should anyone else?

  89. 282
    Andy Coulson says:

    Good thing I’m shit at my job or I’d have gone by now.

  90. 288
    Norman Tebbit says:

    “as one who believes that the people of this kingdom should govern themselves, I have an instinctive sympathy with the UKIP candidate”

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100070677/a-lib-dem-win-in-oldham-would-push-the-coalition-further-left-i-hope-they-come-fourth/

  91. 292
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Just watched the BBC playing the line that public sector workers are going to be worse off as their pay is falling in real terms as they have to now make higher pension contributions.

    Funny how the Huhnes at White Powder City have ignored real pay cuts in private firms for the last two or three years.

    • 300
      South of the M4 says:

      Or the increased pension contributions by those in the private sector over the last 7 years in particular.

    • 309
      Penfold says:

      Any mention of the billions taken from the private sector since ’97, which has resulted in the total collapse of the final salary pension scheme, unless you’re in the public sector.

    • 310
      Refuse to pay the pension part of the Telly tax says:

      Why should the Telly tax pay for BBC staff pensions?

  92. 293
    Paul Marks says:

    There are actually two lies (not one) in little Ed’s claims.

    Firstly (as Guido points out) government spending and borrowing were already out of control before 2008.

    However, the “tax revenues” (on whose 2008/2009 collapse little Ed blames everything) were largely a product of the very credit bubble “speculation” banking that little Ed now blames everything on.

    The banks followed the lead given to them by the “easy money” (i.e. monetary expansion) policies of the American Federal Reseve and the British Bank of England (which was just as bad).

    Governments loved this – as it gave them lots of tax revenue to waste (oh sorry I mean to “invest” in various vote chasing schemes), till the whole thing collapsed of course.

  93. 298
    I like cynical humour says:

  94. 301
    Steve Miliband says:

    Paul Waugh; Lab sources furious at Vine treatment of EdM but won’t make formal complaint: “Vine made a fool of himself, he was ranting.”

  95. 302
    Penfold says:

    Look, Red Ed has to spin the lie.

    So he’s taken advice from his mentor, Joseph Goebbels, who’se said, if you’re going to talk porkie pies then tell a whopper and keep repeating it, as eventually the proles will come to believe it, as they are sad gullible sacks.

    Though Goebbels probable forgot to mention the need, nay priority, for mass dissimination of the “message”, hence then Times and the pay wall.

    Doh, another cunning plan down the shitter.

    • 336
      South of the M4 says:

      On the contrary. The Times has turned left long time past. Being behind a pay wall allows Ed to claim an article in a ‘leading, respected title’ and avoid the back lash a wider publication would have brought. Reinforces the lies for many as fact.

  96. 303
    Spank Sinatra says:

    So there we have it. Brown’s legacy to the labour party. A vacuous twat devoid of charisma, depth of thought, probity, morality, unelectable and a complete waste of space. 100 days

  97. 304
    I have had enough of green Dave says:

    Did anyone hear Dave wittering on about how he is going to build even more windmills and plaster them across the Landscape, how this would make us all very rich and would create zillions of jobs?

    • 415
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Well they do create lots of jobs in Germany and China.
      Oh and boost the profits of the energy providers, who are erm, French and German companies.
      Of course there is a slight downside for err, the British public, in radically more costly energy bills and completely unreliable energy supply.
      Never mind, pay up serfs and don’t forget to thank Dave as you shiver in the dark.

  98. 315
    Suzanne Dando says:

    ed is a spunk-gargling socialist fucktrumpet. period.

  99. 318
    EVERYONE LOVES ME. I'M THE MOST POPULAR POLITICIAN IN THE WORLD! says:

    • 341
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Looks like Jug-Ears’ wheels behind Cleggy.

    • 369
      jgm2 says:

      Like the Trabant in the back-ground. Where is that? Some socialist shit-hole like Wales.

      • 403
        South of the M4 says:

        Not a Trabant jg. Made by Nissan it is their attempt at retro. The Figaro they call it. Imported into the UK. Many about.

        • 418
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          It’s a Girlymobile, the sort of thing a male Bill Vague SpAd would drive.

  100. 323
    Miss Constricted says:

    I bet Ed would state he has a 10cm dilated anus in order to impress the penquins

  101. 324
    Backwoodsman says:

    tom baldwin is a deluded fuckwit.

  102. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Your figures are meaningless as so much stuff has been hidden off the balance sheet since 1997, moved around, and generally fucked-about-with to avoid the true situation being shown on any official figures.

    The real debt as a percentage of GDP in the uk is well over 100% already, in fact economists who understand what they do seem to think it’s closer to 150%.

    The UK official figures, when compared with other countries, is like comparing apples and pears as our figures hide most of our debt whereas the figures of most other countries don’t.

    Our total public debt is more like £5trillion than the official £1trillion.

    Whenever I see these official figures quoted, I just ignore them, because they’re so misleading that they might as well just be totally fabricated (which they are).

    The tories will never mention the true scale of the debt, because if they do then the whole world will say “fuck me; you’re totally bankrupt; you can never pay that money back unless your economy grows by about 20% per year for the next 200 years”, and the whole illusion would fall apart.

    Labour never mention the true scale of the debt because 90% of it was their fault.

    I fart in the general direction of your 44% of GDP figure, because it’s complete meaningless shite.

  103. 338
    nell says:

    It’s very difficult to understand what labour thought it was doing by electing edmiliwtit as leader.

    They couldn’t possibly have a worse leadership arrangement than this; edmilitwit being led around by his nose by kinnochio and postmanpat, who admits he’s never ever read a budget, as chancellor, and all of them complete economic illiterates!

    It’s not good for democracy when the opposition party descends into complete and utter farce as labour have done.

    • 343
      Turnip Taliban says:

      Did he fail to win a majority against a moron like Brown?
      No, that was your hero Dave nell. He’s just that useless.
      In fact Dave’s so shit he’s losing in the polls to Ed.
      Try again dearie.

    • 344
      Red Ed's Union bosses says:

      We anointed Red Ed. He is OUR man.

    • 345
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Get used to it, Nell.

      God only knows what idiots have been bred through the last 12 years of Labour’s “educashun” system.

      We have all this to look forward to…..

    • 349
      David Miliband says:

      Labour didn’t vote for Ed. Even they aren’t that stupid.

      They voted for me. They didn’t want my brother.

    • 359
      streamfisher says:

      He’s never read a budget but his budgies have all died of starvation, their last words were… Don’t they sell any bleeding birdseed in that shop of yours?

  104. 347
    Eco-Dave and his Climate Change Agenda says:

  105. 352
    $14 trillion debt says:

    He he he – that cheap jam mascot, who sticks his chin out like Bruce Forsyth trying to lick snot off his nose, has managed to get the US federal debt up to $14 trillion ($14,014,049,043,294.41 to be precise) in quick time.

    I\’m going to black-up and run for president. You get 50 weeks holiday a year, and can drone 1000s the mugga-fuggas who steel yer crack. Plus you can say anything you like and make any promises (eg. Guantanamo Bay) and the media will never report any failures (if yooz black).

    I also like the idea of the lying diabolical imbecile, Cameron, licking my arse clean (to save on bag paper).

    • 372
      David Cameron says:

      Other lying diabolical imbeciles are available. May I introduce you to any one of my 650 fellow-MPs?

      But if having your ringpiece licked clean is a ‘must have’, William Hague or Simon Hughes are the men for you.

  106. 355
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They are all shit anyway , red, yellow or blue !

  107. 357
    Anonymous says:

    GDP is roughly £1.5trillion per year.
    But, our structural deficit (ie annual overspend) is still around £150billion at the moment.
    Surely that means that our GDP needs to go up by 10% per year purely for us to not increase our accumulated debt any further?
    Maybe I’m missing something, but from what I can see, unless we cut spending a further £200billion or so then technically we’re bankrupt as we’ll never be able to service the debt while we’re still overspending 10% of GDP every year?
    I mean, it’s just not physically possible to do anything about the debt unless we grow by more than 10% per year, or unless we cut total spending by about 30%?

    • 362
      Jekyl Island says:

      Add another few trillion for all the Quant/Easing.We are owned by the central bankers.

      • 370
        Anonymous says:

        true, and the £150billion is probably only about 20% of the real structural deficit. the mind boggles when even the official figures mean you’d need to have continual annual growth of 10% just to stand still.
        I’m reminded of the emperor’s new clothes.
        I’m thinking that we’re totally backrupt as a country, everyone knows it, but nobody will admit it because it’d mean the house of cards would fall down and we all end up back in the stone age.
        I say we should cut off Gordon Brown’s head, put it on a spike in Parliament Square, and let people spit/piss/shit at/on it as they walk by.

        • 375
          Tessa Tickles says:

          Far be it for me to suggest an improvement to your excellent idea, but..

          Put Gordon Brown in a cage in Parliament Square and let people piss/shit/spit at him, for a few weeks, then cut his head off and put it on a spike.

        • 384
          Jekyl Island says:

          And you think Cameron won’t be happy to be in hock to the central bankers or borrowing like crazy as soon as he can?That’s so sweet.

          • Tessa Tickles says:

            The Huhne’s already borrowing like crazy. Wasn’t November’s borrowing the highest on record?

      • 395
        Gordon Brown says:

        Yeah, but what’s a few trillion, eh?

    • 376

      ..You’ve not heard of inflation then?

      • 386
        Kerrr-ching! says:

        Inflation through fake banknotes Quantitative Easing. Oh-so tempting..

      • 406
        Anonymous says:

        yes, but you’d have to go some to get inflation that’d outstrip the increase in the accumulated debt.
        hyperinflation would do it, so I guess “Kerrr-ching!” is right; let’s just print as much gbp as we can and make our currency worthless.

  108. 360
    Back to Basics says:

    Isn’t it about time William Hague made an honest man out of his Spad ?

  109. 363
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Next thread : http://order-order.com/2011/01/06/coalition-colours/

  110. 366
    Can't Stop Laughing says:

    Does anyone know who Millibonkers’ dealer is? He’s obviously got some good shit at the moment.

  111. 368
    Ed Miliband says:

    I don’t understand. Are you seriously trying to tell me that money has to be earned before it can be spent?

    • 374

      From Ed’s great conference speech of 1938.

      “..I have in my hand… a blank piece of paper… Can anyone help me fill it in?”

    • 381
      Trustfund Dave says:

      Nope.

    • 400
      Gordon Brown says:

      No, you don’t have to earn it now. Stick it on the country’s credit card and your grandchildren can pay. Be 5x as much by then of course but what do we care.
      Our grandchildren will be alright.

  112. 371
    Sir William Waad says:

    Yesterday I was approached by a young lady asking if I would like to join the local ‘Virgin Fitness Centre’. I explained that I was disqualified on two grounds.

    • 398
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      You may have done yourself down, Sir William. Perhaps the deal was to provide unlimited fit virgins for your delectation, in any way you felt pleased.

      If so, it would far exceed the offer from Islam.

      Of course, that might just be wishful thinking on my part but I would say that much stranger things have happened in my experience.

  113. 385
    Ed Millibot, Future PM says:

    Listen to my impressive interview with Jeremy Vine here:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00d4khs

  114. 410
    Dilemma of the Day says:

    Here’s your dilemma. You have to choose between eating a plate of insects like on I’m A Celebrity, or you have to eat a lasagne that’s been made by Gordon Brown. Which do you have?

  115. 414
    Tessa Thrills says:

    That Ed Miliband’s a bit of all right!

  116. 428
    George says:

    Can anyone believe anything that either of the Government says. A friend of mine said yesterday that he could do a better job with no qualifications and no experience than the current Government. Maybe he should have a go!



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