Thanks to Readers for a Great Year
Across all distribution platforms last year the blog had approaching 30 million views and Guido would like to thank you readers who make this blog possible.
Where do you all come from? Overwhelmingly direct from browser bookmarked favourites, secondly via referrals from Google and the lesser search engines, thirdly via RSS feed readers. The next biggest source of traffic is from Guido’s own mailing list which was ahead of even Iain Dale in terms of click-throughs. He’ll be missed though, nearly 1 in 20 visitors to this blog last year came via Dale’s Diary…
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In descending order of magnitude the Spectator, ConservativeHome, PoliticalBetting.com and the Telegraph’s blogs provide a lot of traffic and we thank them. Twitter and Facebook in comparison were relative laggards – Twitter for all the hype sends barely one tenth the traffic to Guido that his own email list generates. Social media gurus might reflect that Guido has largely withdrawn from Facebook, which sucked up his content and gave little back – traffic for their advertisers rather than Guido’s advertisers. The economics of blogging means that without reader traffic there would be no advertisers and without them there could be no content.
Content is the key to blogging success, original content. Every day this blog aims to amuse, amaze, anger, entertain and inform. If any time you read the blog we manage to make you laugh or angry, or hopefully tell you something you didn’t know before, we have succeeded. Sure, we sometimes campaign on serious political issues we think are important, but we never forget we’re in the infotainment business. We know it and we love it.
In 2010 we had high praise and low jeering, at times it has been emotional. Hang on, because 2011 is going to be Guido’s biggest year yet…
Happy New Year Guido and Tory Bear
+ 1
And glad to help in the downfall of the socialist hypocrits.
Happy New Year old son. Keep up the good work.
Whoops! I forgot Harry and Emily. Happy New Year.
Hahaha(dribble)haheehawhaw(slurp) fapfapfap
Still as much of a bum licking Labour troll in 2011 as you were in 2010. No progress.
You may go.
Haha etc
Still as much of a bum licking Tory troll in 2011 as you were in 2010. No progress.
You may go.
Haha etc
Hello again trollikins.
That copy the words of others thing of yours, not working.
Off you pop.
Still not working dear.
His pea sized brain ain’t working that’s for sure.
Hope you go from strength to strength in 2011 Mr F.
2010 saw the departure of Dale to anodyne radio and the thunderer to the thunderbox. We need good honest entertainment as well as information which has not been skewed by the lefties who have taken over Auntie’s knickers.
Happy New Year to Guido and his team. Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great 2011! If the powers that be are worried then you’re all doing a good job.
UKK-KRAAAWWKKH!!! (flapflapflap) (ting) APPYNEWYEARGUIDO!!! (squirt)
+1 (except for the squirt).
He can’t help it when he gets excited… At least it wasn’t a ssssppploooooossshhh!
It’s the downside of a fruit-based diet. That, and the study of the seemingly heavily fruit-infested Westminster politics.
Happy New Year!
Does ‘biggest year yet’ mean you will eat even more pies than you swallowed for the Hague take-off?
23,000 children starved to death today, Sally.
You stuffed your fat and enormously wealthy face and declared yourself ‘happy’.
Well done. Socialist Hypocrite 2011: Gold medal.
She is a socialist Parasite. Feeds on her host and destroys it.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/01/article-1343336-0B612C04000005DC-108_468x505.jpg
Why does this stupid (and unelected) bitch get so much exposure? Okay, her husband is the speaker, but does anyone remember any other speaker having a spouse so arrogant as to think she actually has any relevance?
You have friends??.
Sally “Engage brain before putting mouth into gear” Bercow.
Are any of us remotely interested in the fact that she can “lounge on a friend’s sofa whilst gorging on fajitas and letting her kids run riot in the garden.
Stupid woman!
Not exacatly good manners to be tweeting on a blackberry while supposedly talking to a friend, sat down in there house.
English language and spelling. Billy used “where” when it should be “were” and Just passing through used “there” rather than “their”. I have had too much to drink to care but I can’t let it go. Sad git that I am but I endured a hick colonial Canadian education and I can see the error, so shouldn’t others?
Still, in the grand scheme of things, it’s only a minor issue….
Wish I knew how to use twitter…
Best fun I have with my socks on is reading and occasional contributing to this blog. Almost worth buying a PC for…
A song for Guido.
“Everyday this blog aims to amuse, amaze, anger, entertain and inform.”
And damn it one day you’ll succeed.
You love it Jimmy.
He loved Dale even more.
What another little little Willie H.?
Jimmy keeps coming back, Guido, so you must be doing something right!
to laugh at all the fuckwits like you who don’t even realise they are being mocked daily with all the satirical posts that don’t even get spotted here
you lot are so fucking far gone you think they are serious
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I love drinking Obama’s piss
Keep coming James, it’s your lame comments that make the rest of us look good.
Jimmy hates this site so much he visits it several times a day !
Who Is Jimmy ?
Jimmy is still, and by a long way, the most amusing of socialist posters. I realise that that field is rather narrow, but still. Its quite an achievement to have attended all those Marxist-Leninist-socialist meetings and to have emerged with any sense of humour at all.
“I say I say, I say..my dog has no nose..”
“Really? How awful. We must petition the government for a special nose plant centre of excellence, to be built in a Labour marginal. Also extra funding for medical aid for all dogs, not just the olfactory impaired. We should campaign to decrease incidents of noseless dogs by 20% before 2050. This government, in pursuit of profits, has rendered life untenable for thousands, if not millions,if not trillions of billions of poor, hardworking canine comrades, and we should seek to get Unison to strike completely until care for these poor hounds is available..Brothers and Sisters..Commissar Jimmy, has raised this issue! Who will man the barricades with us against the all consuming power of the capitalist classes to deny basic rights to creatures, just because some of them have four legs. and …. “
Cwikey! How in Heaventh name did you get hold of my new manifethto?
There hath been a nathty leak.
haha no but sirusly how duz it smel wit no nos?
Methinks Jimmy doth protest too much.
He always logs on with his trousers round his ankles
The Westminster Village seems better supplied than most…..
The trouble is that the Westminster idiots breed a lot (think Tony and Cherie, Yvette and Ed and worst of all John and Silly Bigcow)
Then trot over to Brussels and breed even more (eg Kinnocks), and usually on about four times the salary…
Makes you glad Mandelson’s a poof doesn’t it?
So 2011 is when you’re going to publish some dirt on Isr…, ah no, that’s Assange.
Asstrangeone: “I Say, I say I say! My dick’s got no condom! But I’m not going to let THAT stop me!”
I bet he’s getting loads of loony lefty fanmail of the: “You can come and do me, big boy!” variety…
It’s Obama’s personal arserlicker here to defend him against the nasty people spilling his secrets
you really are a spineless little doggy aren’t you annnnonymong?
annonnycoward always shouts excitedly for more when Obama or Cameron shits in his mouth
Aye Up Guido’s got up !
Thank You Guido – keep on digging
Ian Who ?
did his mother used to keep a diary ?
A good year. Well done.
Twas better than Damian’s that’s for sure.
Why is it that the police and the prison service (see current BBC website reports on HMP Ford) are staffed only by “officers” and there are no “other ranks”?
I doubt if it is because they are all Tories.
The police are all “Officers of the Law”, irrespective of rank or title. Screws have always been above themselves.
Does “Officers of the law” mean anyting?
I suspect it belongs with “I will remember your name in the morning; the cheque is in the post”
Tat has been missing for four days now.
Was a strange landlord helping police with their enquiries for four days?
His Mum is in a state of barely-concealed hysterical joy
His mum has got the wee oik tidying up his room and then it’s time for his New Year bath.
Unfortunately the obnoctious turd is still around
just look for the vile filth posts
He’s been bailed.
Every day I come here, clutching my blank sheet of paper, hoping to
amuse, amaze, anger, entertain and informtitillate, titivate, stimulate, stipulate, motivate and manipulate.Guido’s readers always end up taking the pith out of me though.
Happy 2011 everyone. Keep at it Guido..its been a good blogging year…the election run up was all consuming and very enjoyable so we’ll have to go some to match that frisson but it won’t be for lack of trying.
Simply the best. Happy New Year Guido and all the the people who make this site so much fun.
Thank you Mr Fawkes – were it in my power you have been gonged today but alas my star is waning as I head off to ‘makeanotherpacketland’ pip pip
Thank you and a happy, troughy new year.
There is nothing like a Dame.
Watch it boyo. I’ll set Max Boyce on you….
Christ no. Anything but Boyce – the Billy Connolly of Ynysybwl but without the wit.
Agree with you. Twitter is a vanity mirror for the terminally self-obsessed and facebook is an open door for all those relatives I try to keep at Christmas card distance.
More power to you, Guido. Continue to keep the corrupt awake at nights and the socialists in a state of unthinking Pavlovian response to your barbs.
Completely agree with your comments about twitter and facebook.
And would just like to add:
Twitter is rubbish, look at the type of people it attracts e.g. Sally Berk Cow!
Facebook is for simpletons who think their lives are so interesting (not) they want the whole world to look at their holiday snaps etc. FGS !
I value my privacy, moderately. Don’t these facebook users realize what they are getting into?
I think you mean BeerCow
Don’t you mean Silly Big Cow?
Best wishes for 2011.
That’s just after 8 pm for the thickos of Al Beeb.
Congratulations and happy new year. http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Reluctant-Traveller/dp/B003ZSIC2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1293907131&sr=8-1
Stop patting yourself on the back Guido and get on with it,by the way Happy New Year to you and the family.
I may be wrong but twitter to me seems to be a conduit to communicate the minutiae of daily life enough in reality to bore you rigid let alone read. Facebook is cool for kids but can be a parent’s nightmare.
Excellent blog. It seems a bit mean to point out that there’s a “their” crept in where there should be a “there”. Please forgive me for pointing this out, I’m a bit of spelling b***
Correkted. The position of sub-editor is etc…
Anthony says prhaps you should claim you are movking posters who do the same?
A very good year, but we should now resolve to scatter the labour party.
They might not
be in office but they have their allies in the media well trained and their union paymasters are well funded. Time to kill off their narratives, choke their supply lines and divide their support. Relentlessly exposing their unsavoury union links could seriously hurt their electability especially with all the strikes planned. They should never be allowed to be an alternative again.
Have a word with the Hungarians. They are very sound on the scattering of shiftless parasites.
In that case , may I suggest a large ‘bunker buster’ bomb dropped through the roof of broadcasting house, is the only way forward !
They’ve got a disaster survival strategy to cover such a contingency; some say that it’s a secret base hidden somewhere up north.
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Well said Sun Tzu I’m with you all the way.Keep up the good work Guido and Happy New Year to you and yours.
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Surprised that you get so many referrals from conhome usa
It’s not before time that the Yanks have finally organised proper Tea parties.
Why is everyone so happy, haven’t filled up the car yet have you
I thought about it, but then worked out it’s only going to cost an extra 60p if I do it next week.
Fuck it, I’ll wait for the queues to die down.
Hmmm…..thirtyish comments, I make that about 2 and a half readers logged on.
plus a droid
Happy new year to you Guido, keep at those sods who think they represent our thoughts. I Would like to see some blogging on taxation and on how little we recieve in return. Where does all the money go? Public spending was increased on a massive scale over the last 13 years without any perceptable increase in services. I expect with the so called ‘cuts’ I won’t notice the difference either.
let the public sector go on strike no one will notice !!
I will the roads will be less busy with the narcissistic twats (and thus useless fucking drivers) who work in the extortion funded sector.
“I will… narcissistic twats”
Recieve???? FFS ….RECEIVE
Well done indeed Guido. Usually entertaining, often informative, rarely dull.
If you ever get to thinking that you might have done everything, please consider lifting up the rock of dodgy local governments and shine some light in there.
“Every day this blog aims to amuse, amaze, anger, entertain and inform.”
It would be wonderful if you could add “and do what it can to prevent Labour from ever regaining power”, thanks!
Cheers for the blog Guido, glad you’re here.
Guido have a great new year. Lets have more this year on taxation and the public sector and what is happening to all the non jobs as a result of the cuts.
Some pressure on the green movement would be appropriate; need to get them to explain how many windmills will be needed to keep the lights on and what happens on the days the wind doesn’t blow.
Trust me with our current energy policy the lights will go out one very cold winter’s day when a cople of old coal fired power stations finally give out
We know where blames expenses are, they have been re invested in multiple properties through out the world.
Is anyone else nursing a semi from the Stat porn?
“He worked with John Smith, Neil Kinnock, Donald Dewar, Peter Mandelson and other leading figures in opposition, but his greatest and most enduring political alliance was with Tony Blair. ”
http://www.gordonandsarahbrown.com/gordon-brown/the-biography/campaigning-for-fife-families
…and they all lived happily ever after.
Except for John smith and Donald Dewar who both succumbed to the curse of Jonah.
There is still hope for Bliar then. Please Jonah, do your best.
ani diot?
Any chance you will fix your blog for the new year and make your latest posts instantly available rather than half a day later?
How does his blog know when a browser favourite button is clicked?
We can read your thoughts.
You can, with a little trouble, set Firefox NOT to send referrer headers.
Sounds like Wed Ed’s trouble. Perhaps no-one bothered to read the effing manual that came with him.
Could a head get bigger?
You’re doing the nation a great service. Keep going.
Happy New Year, one closed already, I feel like this is going to be my year
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8234899/Alcohol-tests-sparked-riot-at-Ford-Open-Prison.html
Your right Ken
If we had let them all go
there would have been nobody there to burn it down !
Thus saving the taxpayer the expense of rebuilding it !
Keep it strong Guido
2011 will be the year when the government axed 500,000 public sector jobs and public services IMPROVED…it is quality not quantity we want…
It will also be the year of the start of the break up of the BBC to bring fairer, less monopolistic and abusive broadcasting…it is quality not quantity we want…
The stats for twitter are inadvertently misleading. You are only seeing people coming from the Twitter site, but most people read and use tweets from other applications such as tweetdeck, tweetie, hootsuite etc. Hope this helps. Keep up both the good and bad work!
And all this accomplished without molesting any Scandanavians!
As far as we know………..
after a year of endless slaughter to the labour party lets hope no-one starts to feel sorry for the devious scumbags and let up…just like humpfrey when you put your milk down they soon dip their wicks if you don’t keep the foot on the throat.
Yeah, it was an interesting year. I learned a lot about what I assume to be a predominantly male preoccupation with anatomy and physiology, and a bit about politics as well…..
Keep up the good work Guido and all the best for 2011.
Cheers Guido – it’s been an entertaining year – also enjoyed many contributors efforts below the line as well.
Thanks Billy – hope you had a good Christmas. Let’s keep the fight against stupid, greedy and incompetent politicians going for another 12 months.
2 prison officers and 557 inmates ?
Happy New Year folks.
You too nell
Hope you had a good one Nell – have enjoyed your posts this year.
Cheers
Very Well done Guido and Team. A very Happy New Year Guido and Family and everyone, and warmest congratulations. I no longer bother with any other Blog. If there’s anything else worth reading out there, it will get a mention here.
Reckon this year is going to be a real bastard. Never mind Labour. Focus on the slippery Bullingdon boys and their grubby little acolytes. CMD and the boy George. Everyone’s favourite bare faced liars. They really do need watching.
So carry on me old son. thank God you and your mates are there.
Blessings
Elderly Mugwump
Ah yes the Bullingdon Boys – No need for any of the regular conributors here to worry about them though; why you’re just like them aren’t you? Own your own home, car less than 3 years old, a few shares possibly an ISA (not cash), BUPA membership no doubt. They won’t let anything bad happen to you will they?
You deluded fools, as much as you hate Brown, Blair, Milliband et al they aren’t indifferent to the lives of ordinary people. Probably through enlightened self interest but at least they have an inkling. What you masters of the universe don’t seem to comprehend is that this lot know little and care even less about ordinary people and, I hate to break it to you, this means you. You may think that you have immunised youselves against the randomness of ill fortune but you would soon discover the reality of what the small state and big society actually mean when you’re in trouble. This lot wouldn’t pi55 on you if you you were on fire. Not because of some kind of class war but they simply wouldn’t even notice you, mere apparitions, barely visible once every 5 years (let’s hope we don’t wait that long)
Wake up you’re mugging yourselves off.
Shakin’ inni?
Managed most of my life to shift for myself without the State’s help (but not without the State’s interference) and aim to continue doing the same. Some of us have grown up and don’t expect the State to wipe our bottoms for us.
And you have no family, friends or acquaintances that might fall down?
Judging from your tone I’d say probably not.
FYI I’ve done exactly what you seem to be so proud of (didn’t even by a subsidised council house in the 80′s when I could have) and continue to do so. You have the ” I’m invincible” mentality of a 16 year old, so may I respectfully suggest that you grow up; grown ups know that no-one is invincible. There, can you feel a small light glowing between your ears now?
There’s an interesting contrast in attitudes to life, here.
We have Susie, who would rather die on her feet than beg on her knees, and would just like government to leave her (and everybody else) alone to get on with her life as she sees fit.
Then we have Anonymous, the patronising, paternal ‘we know best’ approach to living your life as the government sees fit. Anonymous forgets that in order to fund this ‘benevolence’, government has to resort to penal taxation rates, robbing people’s pension savings and strangling the life out of the money-generating private sector by allowing the uncontrolled expansion of the wealth-absorbing public sector.
Anonymous, most of us just want the government to butt out. We want to live our lives as we see fit, and if we fall over, that’s our lookout. The Welfare State should be a safety net, as it was originally intended, not a way of life. The NHS costs £110 billion a year; that’s about £1800 a year for each man, woman and child in the country; if you were paying that in annual insurance premiums, would you be satisfied with the service you get?
We pay for government and all it does, therefore we have a right to an opinion, and we don’t like being patronised.
You just don’t get it do you Mr/Mrs/Ms Engineer. I’m sure I pay for many services that I don’t actually use at the moment and maybe never will.Do you have life/propery/contents/motor insurance;no family that use any state supplied services?
It’s called civil society, but that may be an alien concept to you, in your Ivory Cave.
You simply do not know what lies ahead, not just for you but family friends and, yes, even your neighbours ,
Think on Engineer then get your spanner out and tighten your nut, I think it’s worked its way loose
Careful, Anonymous, your superiority complex is showing!
Why do all socialists seem to believe they are superior beings? It’s not as if they have anything to feel superior about. Just look at the achievements of those “ultimate socialists” Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Caucescu, Erich Honecker, Castro and Chavez. Homicidal andTotalitarian troughers the lot of ‘em. Look at this country’s Labour politicians – top of the league expense frauds and Capital Gains Tax dodgers who have shown their contempt for the electorate on occasions too numerous to list.
Ultimately, true socialism is ALWAYS imposed on the people.
So,Anonymous, your patronising and condescending attitude to those who are sceptical of your ideology reveals that you have nothing to feel superior about!
And another thing, why do you hide behind the “Anonymous” moniker? Be a gentleman and reveal yourself to those you insult.
An interesting history lesson but it changes nothing really.
“We pay for government and all it does, therefore we have a right to an opinion, and we don’t like being patronised.” Is he talking for everyone here or would that be a tad patronising? Glass houses – stone throwing?
Engineer,Cynical Old Man – which phone book will I find those in then?
Looks like everyone is using a pseudonym here.
So the blue rinse “murderer” has been released on police bail without charge.
I hope he sues the arses off the Mirror and the Mail. (and facebook and Twitter)
Here here !
Totally out of order but what do you expect
from “Toilet’s Paper “
Where where?
the BBC are now going too far in the opposite slant. They will only refer to him as a 65 year old man who has been released from plod custody.
Is he a homosexual muslim?
Unfortunately NO. But we are working on it.
So the Court of Public Opinion is seen as flawed?
You posted one of my YouTube videos early this year GF along with several others later on, so that’s where I came from if your wondering.
As one good turn deserves another I promote this blog as and when I can, its a great place. A happy new year to you and your family GF and to the many regular genuine posters here, all the best!
O/T The Landlord in the Bristol murder enquiry has been released !
Happy New Year everyone.
This blog is a bit like a proper pub. Not politically correct, a good mix of visitors, and conversation that can go off in sometimes educational, usually entertaining and often downright hilarious directions. If you come in feeling bemused by the injustices and absurdities of life, you leave again comfortable in the knowledge that, even if the problems haven’t been solved, at least you’re not the only person that’s utterly bamboozled by it all. Knowing that you’re not alone is very comforting. Especially if you can have a chuckle along the way.
Especially when you know the shitehawks come here to read this blog and wonder when and worry if their mugshot is going to be put up as a target and then go on to read the comments crucifying them,if you have done nothing you have nothing to fear etc.
Hear hear engineer.
Well said and in a nut shell Engineer.
Agreed.A perceptive summary.Especially since my favoured local,squeezed by high rent and rates eventually fell victim to the smoking ban and now stands shuttered and forlon.
Happy new year,everyone- but I doubt if it will be a prosperous one, thanks to Brown’s economic bequest to the nation.
Agreed: more that a banal ‘+1′ seems in order.
Happy 2011 to Guido and his co-conspirators!
Mr Fawkes, you write some right old tosh some of the time and some real scumbags post here – but I wouldn’t miss this site for anything.
C-c-c-c-ato-o-o
Yer the best friend I’v ever had and I’m not a f-f-f-f-uckin sc-sc-sc-umbag…
Bleeeeuuuurgghhh …
yer cu.nts
Eric Joyce knitting by your travel expenses your constituency lies somewhere in the arctic circle
All part of the service.
O/T Brazil has a new female president
Who has sworn to eradicate abject poverty !
nothing new there then they have been trying for years
usually by police death squads shooting street children in the back of the head !
So ?
Go stick your head up a dead dog’s bum you twat
Well done for 2010, Guido! And best wishes for 2011!
You have got it about right. Clearly this is the case, or your site would not receive such attacks from the knuckle scrapers of the left, many of whom seem to have gone to sleep in the 1980s and woken up today, unaware that Rick of the Young Ones was a fictional character, not a role model.
B&P are socialists you stupid twat.
You complete cretin – the B&P are hard line socialists – take a look at their last manifesto or their aims and objectives.
Ah yes, i remember Will Poster on political Betting. He played the character perfectly. Many thought he was serious…
You would prefer this???? You mindless moron
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/frances-fox-piven-rings-in-the-new-year-by-calling-for-violent-revolution/
Christ what a fuckwit!! A far right conspiracy nutter blog.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/truther-tv-crew-left-bloodied-in-video-confrontation-with-cops-guarding-obama/
shut your gob you dirty fucking 4 BY 2.
SSSSKKKKAAAAAWWWWKK!!! (scrittle) ‘OOZEAPRETTYGOYZEN! (cuttle) ) (pork scratching)
I’ve got your number you Marxist pea brain
My student parties are to die for.
Hang the landlord.
It’s either him or the boyfriend
The police should take a closer look at Martin Brunt, he is always found at major crime scenes.
Is that the bloke on Sky News ?
I think it was John Prescott
Only he would eat a pizza uncooked and still in it’s box
Stay tough on immigration Dave
You really could not make this up !
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343171/One-man-crimewave-Bag-thief-faces-deportation-FIFTH-time–gave-3-000-to-Algeria.html
he was just providing a public service
we dont want discarded baggage littering up our airports
making them look untidy !
Stay tough on immigration – you are having a laugh.
iDave is a fucking jelly who will be no tougher on immigration and the EU than pansies like Fudgepacker Heath and Phony Tony
Please read link before passing comment !
As not reading it will severly damage the humourous impact of the opening statment !
Bloody foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs.
Then paste a link to the Daily Mial.
One day the windowlickers will realise they are all being laughed at on here.
TAT if you dont want to be laughed at !
Stop posting !
In which room Gordon? The kitchen, living room, hallway?
Ef off Gordon, you are history
Couldn’t argue with that Billy.
Happy new year to you and (almost) everyone else.
This year I will win a general election and become prime minister.
Course you will Gordon – in your dreams.
Those innocent prison rioters are heroic political prisoners.
Is that a fact? I thought they were just having a bit of a laugh, what with it being New Year and all!
The funny thing is the place actually looked like a fuckin Butlins camp !
Pontins I always thought.
What’s the * for?
Okay, fair enough.
I have to go now, night night.
Oh, I thought it was for the pedants to complain about.
This year I will commit suicide.
Fuck it. The fact the country may have to wait 364 days is depressing.
Just go for a walk
i’m sure someone will do it for you !
For the very same reasons as BevaniteEllie (remember her?) twatted, “It has been a very bad year”, It has been a very good one for this blog, its proprietor and its contributors, whereas the Totty Watch tagged lady’s own blog has fallen over and her bispherical champion has become an irrelevance. Their former leader may as well have been in a mental institution for the last few months, as originally rumoured, for all the effect he has had upon the body politic.
It is important to remember that this is a trend and, for now, the trend is continuing in the right direction. Whatever dissatisfaction may be felt by those who are not getting what they expected, it is light years better than what would have been the case had McRuin got back in. Rock the boat by all means but don’t sink the frigging thing.
For those feeling gloomy in the testing times ahead, cheer yourselves up by saying those magic words, “Phil Woolas”.
All the best ar Moniker to you and your’s
And to you, Sir, and may your family stocks continue to prosper.
Ok so Liebour are out of power for now,Rusty Dave couldn’t take power fast enough using the worst set of slimes and hangers on going,we have had more than 8 months and the future is bleak,EUSSR is not being checked,goverment lending is going up and up and all we get is money for the rest of the worlds trash and money for green projects,which if we carry on with will make the caves we need to live in bloody expensive.
Maybe, but just re-write that script to describe what things would have been like had Broon managed to cling to power. Answers containing the terms “IMF” or “hyper-inflation” get double marks.
Woolas!
Hyper-Woolas.
Dear Sarah i hope that your year is just slightly worse than mine will be
and if that does not see you off
i hope your husband,your hero, your friend
dies very painfully and very slowly
you are the saddest little toryboy in the world
following this dozy cow’s every twitter and taking the time to paste them all here is the most pathetic bit of stalking ever
YESSSSSSSSS. Shoot the messenger.
Sarah
2011 will usher in a new era for you
Mars will conjoining with uranus leaving a huge opening for you and your partner
New enviroments
,no more munching the rug out of frustration
Things can only get better
Learn to spell you fucking stupid beard c nut.it’s optimism for fucks sake.
No it’s not i live in Optimiston !
After years of Hell, living with mad, bad and dangerous Gordon, doesn’t the woman deserve some slight glimmer of hope ?
Perhaps she’s optimistic he’ll dump her ??
The least Gordon could have done before he left Downing Street would have been to make Sarah a lady.
What by cutting her Cock off ?
Totally fucking deluded is more like it, you horrible ugly fucking cow.
She reminds me of a Seinfeld episode but I cannot remember which one!
tomorrow i will be “A Ferrero Rocher chocolate”
In colour, if not in taste.
Warning : contains nuts.
2011 is going to be an interesting year Guido and no doubt you have plans! There will be plenty of material for you. The middle classes are in for the biggest squeeze since Denis Healey threatened to make the pips squeak (though he was refering to rich – Dave and his new friend Nick wants to milk people on comparatively modest incomes)
Fuel and commodity prices are going up, as well as new tax increases…all in all a perfect misery storm.
Still, despite all the crap we can at least giggle at labour who are trying to pretend that they were not responsible for helping create the worst economic shit-blizard in living memory.
In a world of change, some things remain the same.
Happy new year!
Tomorrow I will be Obama’s jizz bucket.
Don’t let him run away from you in the kitchen.
During the fuel protests of 2000 Labour lost a 20% lead…
In the next 13 weeks, tax on fuel is to climb on three separate occasions…
Are we in for similar protests?
Why when you post do you end up further up thread?
When the pope says no, then we have another go !
We are all in this together say millionarie MPs:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343336/All-Osborne-skiing-Zac-Goldsmith-8k-week-villa-Speaker-hosting-lavish-party-MPs-Britain-faces-year-austerity.html
Always remember : They don’t like it up ‘em!
PS If Brown were to go to the Lords, would he be known as Lord Kitchener ?
I would prefer Baron Wasteland.
If Ron ‘moment of madness’ Davies had been given a peerage would he have been known as Lord Cottager of Hampstead Heath?
in the Counties of Touchingtoes and Grittingteeth.
Lord Haw Haw more likely
I do and so do George and Dave.
Excellent work Guido, keep it up. Those insufferable bastards who constitute the ‘political class’ require frequent and damaging exposure of their hypocrisy and their scams. I sense that they are becoming increasingly uncomfortable with this, so more power to your elbow.
I suspect they actually don’t give a toss.
If they did then Mr Fawkes would find himself facing some spurious and suitably vague charges of a sexual nature, if you know what I mean.
I could show you how to make Twitter and Facebook your #2 and #3 referral sources. It wouldn’t take much more work on your part; perhaps ten minutes a day.
Samantha’s New Year’s resolution is to have sex at least once every night.
Conveniently mine is to get drunk, take Viagra, take an anti-sickness pill and put on a blindfold every night.
Oh dear.
Samantha, Lady Dorothy Macmillan, Samantha, Lady Dorothy Macmillan – I just can’t decide which one I’d have.
Try the one who’s still got a pulse, see if you like it.
Thankyou Mr Fawkes, now part of my daily routine.
Please keep up the good work in 2011.
O/T the prison that was burned down
Two full time staff and four “Support ” staff
this is obviously prison on the cheap
what is the minimum staf we can get away with
wouldn’t mind betting it’s privately run
Less staff More profit !
but as we still own it Guess who will pick up the 2to3 million pound rebuild tab ?
Just think of the contracts about to be dished out,doughnuts no way cream cakes time,happy days are here again,now who will be the main contractor mmm.
…and will he be related to anyone we know?
FEWER staff, not LESS staff, please!
There could be trouble ahead when the Commons re-convenes as rumours abound that “Dave” has sold out to LibDems on Control Orders to save Clegg’s arse which is hanging in the wind after the “Tuition Fees” sell-out and the Tory right plot to “kill off” “Daves” flagship Europe Bill in alliance of Tory Right and Labour in retaliation for cop-out on manifesto promises…scary……Meantime unrest in the “real” Tory Party at the sell out to LibDems continues to build which threatens to pull “Daves” House of Cards down around his head unless he starts to implement “real” Tory policies and stop pandering to the busted LibDems
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1343341/Tory-Backbencher-issues-warning-David-Cameron-Lib-Dem-union-fears.html
Don’t be daft,none of these MP’s stir things up and get edged out of the trough,it’s all pretend, it’s just to keep the plebs happy in thinking that MP’s are concerned and are thinking about the public service they were voted in for.
Not sure you’re right this time…..
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/01/labour-conservative-historic-alliance.html
We’re not the suckers you take us for.
Some of us are.
Samantha buys a dishwasher, a robotic hoover and a programmable oven to make her life easier round the house.
But I spend a grand on a prostitute to make her life easier and suddenly I’m a Hunt.
Well you fat tart, send yourself a kosher pizza…………
Fantastic Blog Mr Fawkes! I’ve been a solid daily reader for over a year now, and I must say that this is by far the best blog on the internet by a country mile.
Always funny, original and with some incredible inside information – this has kept me closely informed with all the Westminister gossip.
Thanks very much, to you and now Harry, for all your hard work in making this a my first and last daily stop on the internet.
All the best for 2011.
…Lev
Got a lovely feeling I’m gonna have another cracking year.
Thanks for all the infortainment in 2010 Guido and colleagues, all the best for 2011, more power to your fingerends!
‘Content is the key to blogging success, original content’
Correct.
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/01/01/why-contemporary-money-is-unfit-for-human-consumption/
it is with a humble heart that I accept your thanks
does being a contributor achieve any more brownie points that being a reader?
I like reading and enjoy contributing
isn’t life great?
except when you live in the UK in 2011 with all the debt and injustice and cheating politicians and crazy legal system and poor transport and the fucking out of order cost of living …….
As we all know, the role of government is to maintain the position of the wealthy.
If the wealthy want something doing, then it is done. Everybody else can go fuck themselves.
So it is with the ludicrous increase in train fares and petrol costs. The present government is using inflationary means to apparently cut the debt. Soon nobody except the rich will be able to afford to travel. Rather like the early 1900s when ordinary people worked, if there was any, in the mines or the cotton mills for 18 hours a day to service the extravagance of the wealthy. We are on our way back to those days as the wealthy struggle to make ends meet. Fuck the rest of us eh????
I sort of agree. The state is optimised to enable the maximum amount of unearned income to accrue to rent-seekers, and thus despite any wage rises, after taxation and private taxation (from government monopolies (See Ricardos Law of Rent)) we get poorer.
You got it in one !
Be an illegal immigrant and claim (ha ha) asylum and get free travel, free phone, free tv, free accommodation etc., etc., etc.
Or like a nearby family from Danzig who live in a caravan hidden in a barn, work illegally (no tax) and off record, and yet have 2 children at State school who have been guaranteed places at University with everything, including tuition fees paid for by the good old Brit taxpayer. As one who is a sixth former told me ” it will be 15 years before I have to work”.
We are being made third class citizens in what was our Country.
Hello everybody, welcome to my blog.
Will Ritson (1808-1890) was a landlord of the Wastwater Hotel (now called the Wasdale Head Inn) in Wasdale, and he told grand fables. One, for example, was about a wounded eagle he found near the inn. He kept it in his chicken coop and nursed it back to health. One night the coop was raided by a bitch hound. The eagle was unscathed, but five months later the dog gave birth to a litter of winged hounds. (Wiki)
Now the mantle of world’s greatest liars has passed to MPs who routinely fob the British public off with their tales. These charlatans don’t deserve our credit they deserve our anger and ridicule. They deserve unseating from their little thrones, based on public trust, for they fail at every hurdle, fail every test.
What about me? A pllar of rectitude, morality, integrity and intellect – ‘the very best image of a modern Member of Parliament.’
Hear, hear, you Lordship. How many more can we bring in from Bangladesh, this month?
I think you would be better off talking to me about that. Make sure you bring a full envelope.
O/TCall me Dave’s latest great give away
Booklet’s containing £50 worth of vouchers to be redeemed for health food items at your local shop
£250 million worth of them
there are people out on the streets giving them out as i write this
i can already see “Abdul’s Mini Mart” Exchanging them for Stella and Embassy Regal to the less than fortunate classes
another ill thought out idea from an ill thought out coalition !
I blame Steve
Here it comes again in 2011.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/8234231/European-debt-markets-face-second-credit-crisis
Doomed I tell ‘ee we are all doomed!.
Tomorrow i will be a Condom
i’m trying to secure the Gayer vote !
Sossidges.
Open prisons, shut the lot, make the crims suffer, no more pool, tv, pubs, shopping.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12103976
Just watched Lord Brocket on BBC News, apologist for open prison inmates, “they just want training” etc. the usual thing, prison must have worked for him.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/147018.stm
Open Prisons. Highpoint Prison, in Suffolk is referred to as ” Hi de Highpoint” because many inmates have managed to escape. There should be no open prisons. Criminals should be sent to prison as a punishment – not a holiday!
Noteworthy thing about the Ford open prison riot is that not one of them did try escape despite outnumbering the staff by 100 to 1, Baby its cold outside, they’d be just like those farmed ferrets that where liberated by the animals rights mob but crept back 2 days later after realising that the dinner gong don’t toll in the outside world.
Catch me if you can!
“If some local councils continue with this Neanderthal approach to cuts, we will be setting a time bomb of social need, which first the most vulnerable in society”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12102105
What he’s basically saying is that we should allow councils to be negligent when it comes to making cuts (ie stop meals-on-wheels for old ladies purely so that they can finance an extra 50 pen-pushing council staff that provide no useful service). That we should give councils more money to make up for them not being able to make cuts in an appropriate way.
his argument is like:
“I’ve been asked to save £100, so I’m going to cut off my head to avoid the need for food. Sadly that’ll mean I’m dead, so instead what I’ll do is still cut off my head, then I’ll get someone to pay me £10million so they can sow it back on again, and I’ll also get someone else to pay to feed me via a drip so that I can stick to my “no food” rule on a technicality.”
instead of saying:
“I’ve been asked to save £100, so I’m going to buy fish and chips tomorrow instead of going to the Ritz for a 5 course meal.”
This explains why we’re in so much shit; the media and labour have an approach of deliberately letting councils waste money purely so that they can blame the tories when those councils cut services. ie instead of reforming and spending their money properly, the idea is to cut their budget, but then give them extra money by borrowing more money from somewhere else.
I say….
NO! Fuck me, that’s how all this started, you worthless thick pieces of shit.
This is where Pickles’ publication of council spending will come in handy.
When my council says “we shut all the libraries because of the budget cuts; blame the tory government”, I’ll write to them (and cc it to pickles) saying:
“before resorting to shutting the library, you should have stopped your staff from going on “fact finding” missions to barbados, driving around in taxis all the time, and perhaps you also should have avoided wasting money on accidentally demolishing and then having to rebuild a children’s playground purely because you forgot what you were voting on, you fucking moronic sack of shit.”
(yes, my council really did accidentally demolish a playground purely because they didn’t realise what they were voting on).
They’ll have to do a fuck of a lot better than they’re doing at the moment though when it comes to “publishing” their spending details.
At the moment the highest level of detail we’ve got on any of the councils is the supplier name, the amount, and a description like “Project Costs”, or “Salaries”.
I can’t find a single item for any council that explains what the payment was actually for.
Pickles needs to force them by law to put the details/reason of each transaction on the web, otherwise it’s a complete waste of fucking time; saying “£1000 for project costs by supplier x who supplies pretty much anything we need them to supply” is no fucking use to anyone.
Link ?
This is the link for council spending. Sadly my council’s not on there, and the ones that are on their have such vague descriptions of their items that it’s worth than useless:
http://openlylocal.com/councils/spending
Police spending
according to this only three authorities actually spend on policing
http://openlylocal.com/dataset_topics/4823
Funny is not, that the same bunch who for years have advocated taxation as a route toward changing behaviour, do not understand the logic that a budget cut is a route to exactly the same. Same old same old with Labour, they have but one policy and that is to throw money at it – without ensuring that it is spent wisely. And Dave’s poor performance could let them start all over again. FFS.
Fuses blow……………………..
Just the job !
And of course, thanks to readers for a great queer!
So just how much money went into paying for the extravagant firework show in London on new years eve then?
I thought we were entering a time of austerity. It seems the mayor considers ‘placement’ more important.
Who the fuck do these people think they are wilfully spending our money like this?
As the Jock one cost a staggering 20 Million pounds
the London one would have cost conciderably more
8 Tons of fireworks , security, police overtime , council workers overtime, fencing/barriers
It always looks the same every year. They should just put up massive screens and show re-runs of previous firework displays.
They are all on youtube
i was looking at them on christmas day with my grandson
like you say same old same old !
O/T We still subsidise the rail industry by £400,000,000 and yet the useless government let them put prices up yet again
we are the dearest rail network in europe yet have the worst service
i think they deliberately run a bad service to warrent keep claiming for improvement grants
our rail network is shite it,s over staffed and they are over paid
I have a mate who is a mainline train driver
his Basic pay is £45,000 his overtime £35,000 and i’ve not seen him for 18 months
he laughs about how much he gets for what he does !
Am I still prime minister? They tell me no but I’m certain it’s 1983 and I’ve just begun my fifth term as prime minister. My chancellor is Denis Healy and my deputy is Roy Hattersley. I’ve had that nutter Neil Kinnock put in a secure ward next to Mr Lynton Blair. This week I’ll be attending a summit in Belgrade with the other world leaders, and I’ll be having a photo op in the kitchens of the League of Nations with President Jimmy Nixon. And on Saturday I’ll go with Princess Diana to present the national bid to host the 1994 World Cup. Thank you please. Fizzy orange time. Whose idea was that?
I’m a tree, look at me, I’m as merry as a tree can be.
Someone call a tree surgeon !
The police (aka tard child-fucking moron Hunts from the sewer) say that Joanna Yeates killer is still at large looking for plate-faced lower middle-class slags to strangle, and spunk up on their dead tits.
You posted this kind of disgusting comment yesterday. If Guido has any sense, he’ll block your IP address. You’re obviously a very mentally sick man who thinks it’s funny to make these kinds of comments about an innocent woman who was murdered. Guido would also be well advised to report your IP address to the police as your comments are typical of dangerous sociopaths and as such puts you in the frame for suspicious behaviour. I suggest you avoid the risk of harming others and just commit suicide tonight. The world can do without evil c unts like you.
You blue-haired monkey. Are you peeping through a hole in ceiling at my arse while shagging your mothers pox-riddled twat?
TAT You are one sick fucker !
there are no depths you wont trawl
and for a homophobic crackhead cripple virgin
your just attention seeking you sit here 24 hours a day spouting shite and even answering your own rubbish
in all the time i’ve been on here
i can’t think of one senseble thing you have said !
go away and die very slowly
Ok, so it’s now clear. Just as i expected, it’s the psychopath who posts at 4 in the morning and calls everyone Tory lickspittles. Your madness has got worse over the holidays as your loneliness and social isolation has exacerbated your psychosis.
You can tell by the comments
that this bloke has never been with a woman(or a man )
they are the comments of a primary school child trying to impress his mates
who has grown up in the body but not the mind
the only difference here is that this idiot has no mates
he is here constantly posting the same offensive rubbish never once contributing anything of any use to the topics
in the real world responsable adults dont act or speak like he does
suggesting that he has no contact with any
I have been really suprised that Guido ,who sometimes is the butt of his vlie outbursts time and time again fails to do nothing to remove him
visitor are appalled by the sick nature of comments and dont bother to return
alot of regular posters have moved on as a result of this clown
shaddappp tat, you tit.
X4
The Daily Mail today became the second righty paper in a week to go after the coalition. The other was of course the Telegraph..
The question, what do ordinary blues want? Are they happy for this coalition to fiall?
Well done for 2010, Guido! And best wishes for 2011!
You have got it about right. Clearly this is the case, or your site would not receive such attacks from the knuckle scrapers of the left, many of whom seem to have gone to sleep in the 1980s and woken up today, unaware that Rick of the Young Ones was a fictional character, not a role model.
That’s the ticket, son. Straight outta Central Office, what?
Today I am an iPhone.
No doubt with a cracked screen.
A one-eye phone. And that’s dodgy.
Dull news day.
Anyway for a game of Mornington Crescent.
Leicester Square via Aldgate.
Guido you are perfectly at liberty to run this blog for whatever reasons you wish.
Having said that, the word infotainment simply means propaganda as far as I am concerned. Which is a market organs such as The BBC, Sky The Guardian and the Daily Mail seem to have pretty much cornered.
However it matters little, because the best thing about this blog is not the posts, it is the comments, especially my own IMO.
Internet anarchy if there yet exists such a thing, and long may it remain so.
No you are wrong, it means informing in an entertaining way that isn’t up its own arse, po-faced and politically correct.
Keep up the good work Guido.
This site gives me a laugh and provides information.
Best of all it shows there are others out there, still resistant to the AlJabeeba/Guardianista preachings of financial incontinence and parasitic socialism.
I fucking despise the huddle together, little old lady hive instinct of both those institutions. They need blowing up just like parliament.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1342953/Ed-Miliband-unpatriotic-message.html
I see edmilitwit’s new year message was full of doom and gloom, backed up by his union masters who are threatening all manner of strikes unless the coalition caves in to every demand that the unions say they are going to make in 2011.
The unions, and edmilitwit their puppet, will find that this approach to opposition is going to bring them no more joy than arthur scargill’s and kinnochio’s brought them.
nell, it’s a new year and new challenges lay ahead.
The most disgusting thing i heared on the box
was last week when the scum bag Bob Crow was on the telly
talking about the tube strikes he said ” the rail companies are making massive profits and i want some of those profits to be given to my members !”
his members are already paid too much they should be giving some back !
Like the board of rail company directors fleecing the travelling public for a sh*t service?
Well. The rellies have gone, the unwanted presents (‘Guardian Angels’ calendar, fleecy combustible jimjams, hilarious – ‘one tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor!’ shot glasses…) have been packed off to the charity shop, the fridge is looking normal again (ie just booze and condiments) and the hangover is waning.
Back to the reality of being a squeezed middle I guess.
Yeah i know how you feel got a face / arse soap and sponge off the daughter, gave it a try out earlier, did the reverse just in case anyone borrows it
Count your blessings. Time to worry is when you start getting furry slippers. (Before you ask, no I haven’t.)
Why bother with furry slippers when you’ve got it growing on your palms Engi baby?
You have some good insigts mr o’guido sir – but I come for the comments, mostly.
This blog would be nothing without thick as thieves’ input.
Guido owes him more than can be told.
Other than that, it’s a marriage of right wing nutters, voters with a grievance, and assorted lunatics.
You know who you are.
Evening tat.
Would rather read nothing than your shite TAT !
Your sick really sick !
Said the sicko.
Burnt Bum admits the BBC and Channel produce crap TV:
I’m forced to agree with him. This is all we need, another celebrity wankfest FFS. It’s not as if we could celebrate their impending deaths is it? The tasks can’t be too dangerous for insurance purposes….durrrrr. Now, if they produced a programme where the celebs get a head start before the public with guns and dogs are let loose on them, that gets my vote.
This is what he’s talking about. It’s shite.
http://celebritain.com/#/famous-and-fearless-lineup/4546366274
That’s channel4 though (the famous-and-fearless programme).
Last time I heard, Channel4 funds its own commercial stuff via its ads etc; it just gets a (very small) grant for its public service stuff like news and documentaries.
Channel4 wouldn’t be getting a penny of public money for that programme, whereas the BBC gets to spend public money on every single aspect of all its mindless shite like Strictly Come Prancing and EastBenders.
Channel4 (or any other channel for that matter) is welcome to broadcast whatever mindless crap it wants as long as the general public aren’t forced to pay for it with a gun to their head even though they don’t even watch it.
Burnham; you’ve just illustrated with your moronic little rant exactly why the BBC should be shat on, and then kicked up your fucking arse to fester there forever without any public money.
Actually, channel4 even funds its own news and documentaries.
Every now and then they have to go to the government to get a couple of million when times are hard, but generally they break-even without any public money needed at all; they basically carry out exactly the same remit as the BBC, except they don’t cost the tax payer a penny.
Kind of makes you wonder, if channel4 already does everything the BBC is supposed to do, but doesn’t cost the tax payer any money and is still free-to-air, then why the fuck is the BBC still alive?
Burnt Bum admits the BBC and Channel 4 produce crap TV:
In any other fucking country she’d be locked up in an institution FFS.
Aren’t we all Billy?
Me too
Hard to believe that she has had two husbands. Must be asylum seekers, she is worth a mint or two blokes in the whole world are even more bonkers than Gordon.
“We cannot do anything about immigration from the EU…..because it’s immigration from the EU.” A nice little circular argument they’ve got going there.
You didn’t vote for them by any chance, did you Billy?
Can you not commit to a stroke Billy, or are you the Chris Tavare’ of bloggers?
One wonders if you’re ashamed to admit your vote.
Perhaps you’d better keep it to yourself, if it’ll lead you into the corridor of uncertainty.
Billy were you Freddie Flintoff in a previous life ?
But i’m on TV, radio, and i’ve got a column in the newspaper.
What have you got?
A sad post on a minor blogsite.
Eat sh*t, windowlicker.
I’m a real
fat slobfab celeb.No. You’re just fat. I’m the celeb.
Me too.
Avon Police: There is no indication of an increased threat to women in the area.
What does that suggest to you?
That their prime suspect wot they released into Bristol last nite has not increased the threat to women in the area?
Having ripped his house apart are the Plod obliged to put it back together again and in its former state.
I really hope that the “blue rinse madman” sues Kevin Maguire for every penny he has.
No ?
Yes !
Hope So !
Nice of you to turn up to administer your fucking blog Billy. How about a new thread you cuпt?
I would urge women in the Clifton area of Bristol, that they should exercise caution, and take particular care, in the vicinity of silvery, blue haired psychos, who have yet to to be interviewed by Kay Burley.
“Thanks to Readers for a Great Year”
That’s very nice; at least Guido knows that without contributors the blog would be worthless.
If only we also got appreciation from the BBC (along the lines of “thanks for all your money, we’ll do the best we can with it”) instead of the usual BBC attitude of “thanks for nothing, you scum, your money is our money, now pay up for this year or we kill your granny. £3.5billion for the whole year, it’s fucking peanuts. We’ll be sending the boys round for some more later on. By the way, we put a camera in your telly. We know what you did last night. We’ve got the pictures and we’re not afraid to use them. Get us that money now or your budgie gets it.”
Internet dirty tricks are live and well.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/01/comments-on-tap-are-jammed.html
You should know Billy, you’re umpiring this one!
Congratters all round, looking forward to 2011!!!
There’s no bizness, like infobizness, already m’poy!!!!
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