Merry Christmas
Don’t eat too many mince pies…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
The last Quango in Paris says:
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Off down to Canterbury with you, girl: dining at the Y later I presume.
Careful with the sausages
Christmas? Bumhug!
After you condoned a disabled person being thrown out of their wheelchair by the police I am glad to see that you have had a change of heart and have posted a christmas card for your readers which has a photo of two obese spastics.
Good for you!
O.K. Will someone please enlighten me: who are these two fat c*unts?
Today I shall be munching on Clare’s minge. Yum! Yum!
What? You’ve had the marriage annulled?
No i think they’ve just seen the economic and social destruction her husband caused while she was his beard.
She meant to write missionary accomplished. Then take a few temazepams and roll over for her hushand’s preferred position. She’ll be unconscious thankfully.
Or she’s murdered him – or emailed the rocking horse pictures to NOTW.
Fear the beard!
Mission accomplished! Down and out!
Hear fucking Hear. Look at the grinning, gurning Hunt. He ain’t got a fucking clue how to answer……….
Happy Christmas, from the ghost of Christmas Past (Gordon Brown), the ghost of Christmas Present (Mervyn King), and the ghost of Christmas Future (George Osborne).
Mervyn King has aided in the asset stripping of taxpayers and in particular savers, to protect the bankers who should ALL be in prison. The banks were “saved”, and you will pay the price for their crimes, while they and the politicians who back them get richer every day.
Come on WikiLeaks, show us more of what the UK has done. No wonder the LibLabCon hate Julian Assange so much.
Who did cause the economic collapse of Ireland?
I love the Bankers. They are blameless.
You would.
Is Gordon no more?
Merry Christmas Guido and all his readers , Have a great day.
+1
And another, and ‘Not Out’!
(Too late for the pie warning for those 2, though!)
Out on the referral.
Good luck to the lads in Melbourne.
Happy Christmas
KK-SKKRAAAWWKK!!! (scrittle) (sway) (belch) OOZEAPRETTYGUIDO!!! (ting)
Oh dear, paraphyletic again.
Late up Billy, not first this time! New Year Resolution??
My New Year’s Resolution is to try not to piss myself at the Ozzies’ batting!!
Half eleven kick off tonight at the MCG Billy – Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Salutations, Sir. Hope you have a good one for Crimbo
The Hindenburg and the Zeppelin…
Happy Christmas to all.
Yeah, the heavyweights of the blogosphere….Happy Christmas
It would be better that we got there without too much inflation, TT.
Today, I’m going to be a turkey.
Get stuffed.
Nooo Gordon, have a day off for once
You always were a turkey, Gordon.
Anyone for a turkey shoot?
Oh goody!
I get another go with the turkey baster!!
With stuffing in your bottom?
I’m quite happy to lap up the droppings when the stuffing falls out!!
When’s the happy day being announced?
Who is it in the picture ?
Recognise anybody ?
couple of gayers , share a room ?
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROxTGQbA0RDCV3tH4toNHid2I3wJHDAJU75SvaRdxBMZE9CCaSFQ
Bill-Boy Hague and Cheggers. Easy.
Merry Christmas to All and Sundry.
I was at school with Sundry. He was only included as an afterthought.
The reformed Pet Shop Boys
These two look more like the “Pie Shop boys”
Fookin’ ‘ell, competition!
Ha
The sound of one jaw laughing.
Mins Pies of courst.
Minced piles more likely.
Happy Chrimbo folks
Hahaha, great image! Just to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and peaceful New Year.
Boxing day should be fun round Audley Harrisons house .
No we always avoid boxing days
I still say Fraudley knows a lot more about boxing than mad,bad&dangerous knew about economics.
Merry Christmas all.
Merry Christmas all.
And to you, maam. I apologise for even remotely appearing to question your credentials earlier this year. That you come from the very best stock was amply demonstrated in your response.
I’m normally very polite – it’s just when I get on here and read about fuckwits like Brown and Mandelson I lose my sense of perspective.
Me too. You are one of many here whose posts I enjoy, though. And a wonderful moniker to boot. Cheers – and Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas to all the regulars, and even some of the not-so-regs!
And from me, too!!
Looks to me that you have stretched the picture up to make the bear guts look smaller.
I thought that too.
My My You two are looking a bit “Pumped up”
a couple of old boilers you might say
The Real Christmas Spirit
A pin up poster for all gayers this crimbo
I’ve just had a police caution !
the neighbours complained about me polishing my balls in the window !
Not the only two gays in Westminster village…
Greetings AC1
Merry Xmas.
Season’s Greetings as we say down here.
Nice step into the surreal! (for many, such as McBroon, the normal.) Love the bit about the four-phase postal grading system. Happy Christmas and look forward to future postings.
Oh , I know , its Bob crow .
We wish you a merry syphilis and a happy gonorrhea!
The witty, the smart, the erudite, the insane, the grammatically challenged, the trolls, the tribalists, the nutters, the fools, those who know, and those who think they know say: “Merry Christmas Guido and thank you for your hospitality throughout the year”.
Amen to that. Thanks Guidop. Happy Christmas one and all.
Very well put.
Just what I would have said myself if only I’d been clever enough to have thought of it.
Merry Christmas all.
Hear, hear say we. Thanks for the platform and the fun, Guido. (Or ‘here, here’ in some cases.)
You do a great job.
Is that enough brown-nosing to get my permanent modding lifted? C’mon, it’s Christmas.
And good wishes to all your readers.
And Parrots! Merry Christmas to all true psitticaphiles!
I like psittacines. Yum!
I wish to offer my sincerest apologies to Mr Slater and to his parrot for the behaviour of my cat. He was doing so well and then spoilt it with just five strokes of the keyboard.
Reputations are won by many acts and lost by one.
jolly merry festives one and all. Here’s hoping the swine in ermine, and the piggies MP, all get their just desserts…
Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I.
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Why is Bob Crow in the picture?
Guido, Merry Christmas!
I’m afraid that stretching the vertical axis still makes you look too fat to be gay!
My star is rising through Uranus!
I thought you were dead.
He is from the toes up
i refute you thus……..*kicks* christopher biggins
Merry Christmas to you lovely boys
Very humorous Guido and Tory Bear
much funnier than any of the shite Skid@Markhave churned out over the last 12 months
No caption required !
Merry Christmas and a Crappy new year to all !
Christmas greetings Sir. May your bronze mines never be unbottomed!!
Long time no post sir !
May Mr Schrodingers cat leave you with an endless supply of pussies
All the best to you and yours from the Haddock community !
You must have the ‘skates’ under you in Roch at the moment with all that snow.
Your concern for my endless supply of pussy is a heartwarming theme to me, I have to admit. Whilst on that matter, I hope that those beef curtains are still hanging well for you also.
Well they certainly caused a bit of “flap” with the neigbours
Seems like a nice boy…
Happy Christmas Guido, Harry and all the crew. Also to my many friends here, some already posted on this page, and especially to those who make me smile.
A good year, on balance. Next year will be even better still.
Clean all the crumbs and coffee stains off those keyboards (if that is what the hell they are?!!) We will have much work to do.
My one Christmas wish for the next12 months, That the Goverment gives us a vote on in/out of the EU and the Country votes to leave the EU .
Any other Christmas wishes ?
Yes. Stop fucking about and pour me a brandy!
Happy Christmas BB and everyone else.
Christmas wishes? Yes, I would certainly wish for an EU in/out vote, but it will never happen under Cast-Iron Dave, will it?
On a slightly different tack I’m hoping we can start the New Year as we mean to continue:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3313785/Weather-Channel-boss-calls-global-warming-the-greatest-scam-in-history.html
Couldn’t have put it better myself. The sooner we can stop this expensive idiocy, the better. Again, however, our simple-minded, duped politicians are fully signed up to this nonsense, so I don’t hold out much hope of making any progress on this subject either.
At last, a breath of fresh air.
Now if only Camerloon would see the light he might regain some credibility.
A very merry Christmas to all at Order, Order. Firkin of Old Spadcock despatched.
Ummm…..
Aum.
Happy Wintervile Guido Fawkes
Happy winter vomiting bug to you all at the BBC.
As a born again atheist, and as the cretinous traitors in ‘government’ want to phase it out, I say, “A merry Christmas to one and all”. And a special thankyou to Guido for his always illuminating blog.
Is it too seasonally uncharitable for me to mention those great words of Robert Frost?
“A liberal can be defined as a man too broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel.”
We are so proud of the next Prime minster
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=94D67E147855A876&playnext=1&v=rmg64s75JbA
Happy Christmas to Guido and all sane posters, and Best Wishes for 2011 unless you are the Beeboid who claimed that the site wasn’t good for her soul.
Sounds as if she could have been a mender of bad soles, she was talking such coblers.
The Parrot phobic bee-yatch!
You two would go down a storm at a chubby chasers gayer type night time establishment.
I know I’ve left it rather late but the deal for allowing this blog to continue operating was that one of us would have to have Gordon over for Christmas dinner.
I’d it myself of course, but I’m already picking Michael Martin up from the old folks home for the afternoon.
Someone must be able to fit him in? Unless you have a reasonable excuse..
I’d happily do it but I’m not allowed to open my mouth until 2015.
I have two suitcases I could fit him in, if that is of service?
O/T To get you in the mood for the Cricket.
Sheephead on the fourth test.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=FB62DBA12A1D7D5C&playnext=1&v=BQ8GiWJIK5w
Brown is deranged, we allk now that, but I don’t know a lot about Sarah Brown. Whenever I do hear anything it underlines her nature as a nasty vindictive mendacious shit.
Merry Christmas to you all and a happy new year to one and all.
Yes even you Jonty you little cunt.
To you also, first cat. Schrödinger’s cat sends his kindest regards too.
Going just a bit far with Jonty though, n’est-ce pas?
Greetings Ar Monicker. Glad to see you back. Tell Schrödinger’s cat his sentiments are appreciated and reciprocated.
As for Jonty, it is the season of goodwill to all men, and I’m feeling particularly mellow today, as a result of Mrs Cat having a higher sperm count than yours truly at the moment.
Now is not the time for these foolish experiments. Open the bloody box!!! All I want to do is to be able to inseminate like proper cats…
Christmas is the time for fluid exchange. Good for you, No 10′s cat.
Indeed Mr Schrödinger’s cat, one has to open the box to inseminate.
I have conducted many of my own thought experiments on the theme of box opening!
Where are the Stats ?
Political Betting.
Pies? Looks like you ate them all already.
I can’t be the only person who thought, just for a second, it was Iain Dale…
I can’t belive all the sad old faces are posting here on Cristmas day, tut tut tut .
You’d never find me here, I have much better things to do . . .
Ah well I might as well wish Guido and all a Merry Chrstmas and a happy new year.
Merry christmas to everyone! Except Labour and muslims, who can fuck off.
I second that emotion.
+1
We love her.
Now why am I reminded of this?
http://www.art-nouveau-in-art.org/Tweedledum-and-Tweedledee,-illustration-from-Through-the-Looking-Glass,-by-Lewis-Carroll,-1872.jpg
Merry Christmas.
That’s the most beautiful Christmas card I’ve had this year.
Today I will be the Queen.
… so that your arse can finally fall off, like Freddie Mercury? Yeah, OK. Go ahead.
Yeah but Freddie had a positve Talent.
Gordon thinks he had a positive talent as well.
Do you remember, they actually used to call him “Prudence”, ffs!!!!
But Gordon is demented!
Better him being demented than mented!
No excuses or quarter allowed here, Billy!
It doesn’t stop Brown from picking up his pay and expenses for doing bugger all.
From now on, the rules must change for these politicos. The only acceptable excuse for non-attendance will be death, and in such event, it can only be their own that qualifies.
What’s the difference between the crossbow cannibal and gordon brown?
One’s a narcissistic attention seeking mentalist loner who destroyed lives, and the other is a serial killer.
If Fawkes could stretch his undercart
As far as in that happy pic
Then Mrs Fawkes would ne’er again
Hear her Guy called a little tinker
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all good guys and girls.
I’m still prime minister. Merry ramadan.
Christ, you look vaguely, haguely gay in this.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/08/austin-powers-brother-could-create.html
well done !
only the second person to realise
Oooooh look Detlef….Pants of every hue and a copy of ‘The homophobe – play in a day’s.
Happy Christmas to Guido and family,don’t eat too much,I think I am a bit late for that one,and a merry Christmas to all of Guido’s windowlickers and a pile hate to the so called public service politicians of this beautiful downtrodden country.
Tonight !
Im going to” stuff an old bird ”
or should that be beard
Who’s the fat bloke with Tory Bear then?
Bono, he’s gone right downhill hasn’t he?
Merry Xmas Guido, thanks for all your attention this year, just poppin’ up t’North to take Sarah to see Gillian at the Rochdale Co-op & Labour Club; apparently a good ‘turn’ on this evening!
But what about all the wasted food man ? That could feed a whole African country and then benifit this country.
The amount this country spunks their way they or at least their ‘leaders’ are probably doing very well regardless of bed-wetting folk here.
There are lots off Homosexual overtones on this site or is it me ?
What do you expect? They’re typical Tories.
Get her !
Merry christmas guido, and let’s remember that this time last year the one eyed monger was in charge…so there’s reason to rejoice…even if his replacements aren’t up to much.
It is almost too painful TO remember!!!!
A very good point Ratsniffer – though I am beginning to suspect that young Mr Clegg has all the attributes needed to become just as much of a cnut as the late unlamented ex-PM.
At this festive time we must remember the good things I have done for the right reasons. I saved the world from an economic disaster which started in america. I redistributed wealth by taking taxes from pension funds of the middle classes. I sold gold at the bottom of the market, a shrewd move on my part which redistributed several billions of taxpayers money. I eliminated boom and bust, replacing it with the much more economicaly stable bust and bust. I am still getting on with the job, and there is much work to be done. Thank you, and a happy christmas to you all.
Don’t forget he bailed out the super-rich bank bond holders!
And met the US president on Obama beach
and destroyed the pensions of a whole generation for which i hope you die a very slow lingering painful death
YOU JOCK TWAT MONG
As your prime minister in waiting, I wish you all a merry christmas. Enjoy it while you can. Once we get back in, we’ll ban it so as not to offend muslims. We need their essential postal votes.
But you’ll fill in their voting papers for them anyway.
baSTARds
A Gay Xmas? Omg! Handbag fights to who gets to be the Xmas fairy.
Omg! I thought the gay on the left was Tommy Sheridan.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who is the biggest fairy of all?
In 2011, Matthew, the Tories will be the new gayers in Town.
How shall this be, seeing I know not a man? (Luke 1:34)
Merry motherfucking christmas, bitches.
The Queen wants us all to take up tennis. Gawd bless her.
Who are those tubby men? Are they friends?
Merry Christmas. I will get my mince pies out after a couple of sherries.
She sounded as if she’s given up on Britian,I thought she was talking to her people in colonies,she certainly was giving the impression she’s not the queen of England,Scotland or Wales,time to say sadly,let’s vote,monarchy or republic.
Have to say it was pretty lame by the standard of previous broadcasts and seemed to be one long plug for the commonwealth.
Political correctness is so fucking gay.
Is he as pissed as he looks? What a mendacious bastard.
Fuck off ‘Conservatives’, for a second before the election I thought you were more trustworthy than the fuckers previously in government.
Fat fucking chance. Fuck off.
Cameron is a habitually lying two faced piece of dog-shit.
Sorry to any pieces of rancid dog-shit out there, that was most unfair of me. I have not ever actually met a piece of dog-shit I disliked or indeed distrusted as much as I do all politicians.
Having said that, I still think Cameron is more trustworthy, as well as infinitely less smelly then the previous government, and by some considerable distance.
Indeed it would be impossible to imagine that there could ever be again a government quite as utterly horrendous in all possible respects as the last one.
OK it is possible, and it will surely be the next Labour one.
Oh and Happy fucking Christmas.
That is if you can get one, with all those screaming kids, seemingly all over the place.
It is enough to turn a red blooded male as gay as Guido.
Atlas, David Cameron is, as you say, an habitually lying two faced piece of dog shit.
As one is either trustworthy or untrustworthy then, logically, it is not possible for him to be more trustworthy than any one else.
Therefore the remainder of your argument is patently false.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341764/How-Labour-left-taxpayer-245bn-Debt-new-schools-hospitals-soars-fivefold.html
We do both!
Its overdue that she grows a pair, dissolves Parliament, has the Paras machine gun all of those mendacious b’stards in Westminster (pour encourager les autres) and calls for an election from which anyone belonging to either a political party or the legal profession is barred by Royal Decree (on pain of pain).
Sometimes the best solutions are so simple.
Vince The Fable Cable on BBC1 now! He’s got the power to bring the ratings down.
Any shred of credibility he had – and it wasn’t much – vanished down the shitter once he agreed to clomp about like a knackered carthorse on that programme.
I’m declaring war on you.
Please remember that I saved the world.
I always come dancing.
You mean those weren’t wee stains ?
Slee-eep in heavenly pees..
Cooee.
I’m putting out Vodka and potatoes for Santa this year.
Some Polish Hunt has probably taken his job
Don’t mince! Too many tea pies
Sir David Frost interview with Julian Assange | http://is.gd/jgECL
David Frost swapped sides and joined the Establishment years ago. Now he’s a total waste of space.
Makes you fucking sick. All the Hunts in it together.
For fuck’s sake, the comments are fucked.
It’s as if Labour had put the blog out to private tender, the Cons have taken the idea to it’s logical conclusion and buggered the living daylights out of it.
Too many off message comments?
Don’t fancy yours much.
I don’t fancy either of ours, jgm2! Did you see anything nice in the WIndies (if my memory serves me well), earlier in the year?
“Queen gives sports message in annual speech”
It’s about all there is left to do in this shit hole of a country. Still, if CallMeDave and his gay men are still in charge this time next year, there is the option of knitting by candle light.
Why don’t people buy less shite?
Milibands, with their finger on the pulse say:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LOSER !!!
last time i looked
playing with your organ in a church was still a criminal offence
No Totty-watch tag required here then…
Today I had a festive feast. Ten Kit Kats and a litre of fizzy orange. My beard and her children did their own thing, I don’t give a fuck.
Does anyone know what the fuck the Queen was going on about during her speech today?
She sounded like she was on acid FFS.
Silly old duffer still thinks each town still has sports fields or a village green
we do but most of them have a fucking big Tesco built on them !
The Tories always whinge about those on left talking about Margaret Thatcher.
Will Guido the Tory and his Tory commentators be banging on about Gordon Brown all next year as they have been banging on about him this all the time this year?
For if they do then they are jsut as bad as the left wing whingers moaning about Thatcher all the time!
Silly buggers.
You totally unfeeling bastard, Sir!
Here we are in the season of goodwill towards all men and all you can think about is the persecution of the victims of prolonged and merciless trauma.
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope.
Seen on a future gravestone-
“Here lies the body of Gordon Brown. Please use the poopscoop provided
at the kiosk after your visit”
Or here lies the body of Gordon Brown
please dont drop your chewing gum on the maple dancefloor !
merychrismus
iluvedmilband ees clevar hansum andforunn
luvfrumcupid xx
Have a great Christmas everyone regardless of creed colour poiltical bias or just plain bloody awkwardness…without all the different elements we enjoy on here life would be duller and our participation here far less cathartic.
Any good fox hunts on today ?
Tally Ho chaps
Sometimes the combination of name and comment reach the heights of surrealism, that alone is worth the entrance fee.
Cheers Guido.
I was looking at this picture and immediately thought of William Hague and that guy who worked for him.
Obvious even in a Xmas mesage the issue of wickedness arises and is slipped in!